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Nov 11 - 17, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Classical deterrent: In Espoo, Finland, police have found an unconventional way to deter youth from partying on the beach. They blast classical music. Officers play pieces like Strauss’ “The Blue Danube,” Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons,” and Schubert’s “Ave Maria” from loudspeakers to keep the beach free of litter and broken glass. In use for several years, this method has proven effective despite a lack of scientific evidence that young people dislike classical music. Locals, although initially puzzled by the tactic, appreciate the cleaner beach for morning swims. Police started using this approach after other methods failed to disperse end-of-term parties.
Early retirement: In Japan, a man’s extreme frugality enabled him to retire early after saving about ¥130 million (JPY) over 21 years. The 45-year-old man endured a demanding job while living in a cheap company dormitory, scavenging for furniture, and skipping air conditioning to save money. His diet consisted mainly of boiled rice and occasional fruits or vegetables. Despite these sacrifices, his perseverance allowed him to achieve financial independence and publish a book about his journey. However, the yen’s recent depreciation threatens his savings, casting doubt on his early retirement plans. His story went viral, with some admiring his dedication and others criticizing his extreme lifestyle and poor nutrition.
Urban hippo: Residents of Cape Town, South Africa, were startled to see a hippopotamus strolling down their city’s streets. The enormous animal likely was on a quest to find a new territory that was away from his pod. Initially, his presence caused alarm. However, conservationists swiftly intervened, safely capturing the young male and returning him to his habitat at the False Bay Nature Reserve. To ensure his safety and to prevent further wanderings, authorities made plans to relocate the wandering hippo to a secure, undisclosed location. Interestingly, his home pod plays a crucial role in managing the invasive perennial grass threatening the city’s wetlands.
Concrete canvas: In Texas (U.S.), Sam Ward, now dubbed the “Power Washer Van Gogh,” has turned a mundane task into an art form. Initially purchasing chalk for his sons, Ward found himself bored while cleaning his driveway and began drawing with a power washer. This creative spark transformed into an artistic venture. Using various nozzles and pressure settings, he started crafting intricate designs on concrete. His unique method gained traction on social media, leading to collaborations with brands like BuzzFeed and Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. Ward’s creations feature icons such as Johnny Cash, Batman, David Bowie, and the Statue of Liberty.
“Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most.” - St. Jerome
“Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity.” - Joseph Addison
“Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity.” - Joseph Addison
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
November is Fall Prevention Month: Did you know in BC, 1 in 3 older adults fall each year? You can take steps to reduce your risk & improve your safety. Check out www.shorturl.at/Y5WvM for more info.
12th Annual ‘Fiesta’ World Craft Fair: Quality fair trade items from Africa, Asia & Central/South America. Held Sat., Nov. 9 & Sun., Nov. 10, 10am-4pm, Queen Margaret’s School, 660 Brownsey Ave., Duncan.
‘Honest - Joshua Holloway’ in Concert: An evening of heartfelt original music & storytelling. Held Sat., Nov. 9, 7:30pm at Unity, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Arrowsmith Potters’ Guild Pottery Sale: Discover beautifully handcrafted pottery for gifts or for yourself. Held Nov. 9, 10am-4pm at The Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd. Free admission.
‘Honest - Joshua Holloway’ in Concert: An evening of heartfelt original music & storytelling. Held Sat., Nov. 9, 7:30pm at Unity, 2020 Estevan Rd. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas in the Valley Craft & Arts Fair: Held Nov. 10, 3-7pm, Nov. 11, noon-5pm & Nov. 12, 10am-3pm at the Alberni Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., Port Alberni. It’s the 51st Anniversary of the craft fair. Admission is free. There will be 60+ vendors & a chance to win one of 50 special door prizes.
‘Cycling Across the Himalayas’: Slides & talk with Dr. Brenda Trenholme on Tuesday, Nov. 12, 2pm at Nanoose Bay Community Centre. Admisson by donation to KEEF www.kenyaeducation.org
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: Nov. 14, 2pm at St. Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Christmas themed design using texture demo & create. For info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
Qualicum Beach Winterfest & Craft Fair: Held Friday, Nov. 15, 9am-5pm; Saturday, Nov. 16, 9am-5pm & Sunday, Nov. 17, 10am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Door prizes, children’s haggis hunt, food artisans & crafters.
Coast Salish Drum Making Workshop with Donna Manson, Snuneymuxw Nov. 16, 10am or 1pm. Choose 13” ($160) or 15” ($170) drum at Kin Hut, Departure Bay Beach, Nanaimo. Enjoy this cultural experience of building a drum & learning about its usage. Info: crimsoncoastdance.com
Christmas in the Country Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 16, 10am-4pm at the Cherry Creek Community Hall on Moore Rd., Port Alberni. Support our local vendors & find some great gift ideas. Our concession is open with our famous home cooking.
The Doobie Brothers Experience: Held Saturday, November 16, 7:30pm at The Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets $40 & available at Notable Music.
Craft Night at Cobblestone Pub: Held Monday, November 18, 7-9pm at 3566 Holland Ave, Cobble Hill. Kick off the season by making a live Christmas wreath or swag that will last all season long. An evening filled with creativity, connection & laughter. No experience necessary. For tickets: theoriginalcraftnight.ca
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild next meeting is Wed., Nov. 20, 1:30pm & 6:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo.
Moonlight Madness Night Market: Held November 21, 4-8:30pm at 644 Memorial Ave., Qualicum. Shops open late, lighting of the Christmas tree, carollers, live music, hot beverages, festive food & an outdoor market.
Nanaimo Hospital Auxiliary Quilt & Craft Sale: Held Thurs., Nov. 22, 10am-2pm, NRGH Lobby, Nanaimo. Assorted Quilts, many knitted/sewn items available. All hand made with care. Proceeds benefit our hospital.
Merry Maker’s Craft Fair: Held Friday, November 22, 2-7pm; Saturday, November 23, 10am-5pm & Sunday, November 24, 11am-4pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Branch 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni.
26th Annual Nanaimo Artwalk: Featuring over 50 artists in 16 venues & free shuttle service. Held Sat., Nov. 23, 10am-4pm & Sun., Nov. 24, 12-4pm. Downtown Nanaimo, Victoria Crescent, Old City Quarter. For more info: NanaimoArtsCouncil.ca or email: jenaya@nanaimoartscouncil.ca
Christmas Bazaar: Held Saturday, November 23, 1-4pm, Trinity United Church, 6011 Doumont Rd., Nanaimo. Baking, crafts, white elephant table, tea room and more.
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Thursday November 28th, 1:30 - 3:30pm at Oliver Woods Community Centre, 6000 Oliver Road, Nanaimo. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Metaphysical Psychic & Wellness Fair: Held Saturday, Nov. 30, 10am-4pm at Knox, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Free admission, free draw for door prizes. Over 50 vendors, healers, readers, crystals. Free 15min sound bath. Speakers every hour. Info: 250-228-1009.
6th Annual Rock & Gem Show: Hosted by the Parksville & District Rock & Gem Club on Nov. 30, 9:30am-4:30pm & Dec. 1, 9:30am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Parksville. Admission $4 Children 12 & under free with adult.
Timbre! Choir - Sing A Merry Christmas: Held Sunday, December 8, 2:30pm at ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets available on line at Eventbrite, from choir members, at our vendors & at the door. Adults & seniors $25; children & students under 18, $5. Info: www.timbrechoir.ca
Sail Past 2024: Held at Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, December 15, 5-7:30pm. 1st prize, $1000; 2nd prize, $750; 3rd prize, $500. Hot cocoa, hot dogs, live music, carolling, visit with Santa, fireworks & firepit. Awards at 8pm at Blue Marlin.
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
Carpet Bowling Casual Group meet Friday’s, 9:30-11am at 50+Activity Center, 55 Coronation St, in Lake Cowichan. New players & spectators welcome.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday is looking for your collected seeds for their seed swap. Info: trilliums@shaw.ca or sallyshivers43@gmail.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Is the blue shark the largest shark in the world?
2. Philematology is the scientific study of what?
3. Penne is a tube-shaped pasta cut on the diagonal - T/F?
4. Which of the major oceans is the smallest and the shallowest?
5. Who is the lead singer of the band U2?
2. Philematology is the scientific study of what?
3. Penne is a tube-shaped pasta cut on the diagonal - T/F?
4. Which of the major oceans is the smallest and the shallowest?
5. Who is the lead singer of the band U2?
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You may feel very enthusiastic about something at the start of the week. However, you may need to make an adjustment in your presentation to attract the interest of others. Lucky numbers: 9, 27, 31, 39, 41, 45.
Is something in your life coming to an end, whether you want it to or not? If you are feeling discontented, how could you use the feeling to begin a new endeavour? Lucky numbers: 11, 26, 28, 29, 36, 40.
Are you clear about what you want to achieve right now? If not, or if you aren’t accomplishing it, consider what adjustment in your viewpoint could help you succeed. Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 33, 39, 45, 47.
Romance and commitment are often considered “old fashioned” now, but not for you. An opportunity of this nature may be available to you for the next few weeks. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 12, 17, 22, 34.
Have you and a romantic partner been having a disagreement? This week may offer an opportunity to explore the dynamic of how well your needs are being met. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 19, 20, 35, 47.
For the last few months, you may have felt the need to work extra hard, just to keep up. Things could start to open up soon, so get ready to make more progress. Lucky numbers: 6, 16, 23, 32, 37, 45.
Are you in a situation where you feel the need to stand up for yourself? Midweek may be a good time to approach the other party in this dynamic, to quietly work it out. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 13, 15, 27, 28.
If you are in a stalemate with someone, look for a positive way to break through it. This is important because any hurt feelings now could last beyond this situation. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 33, 38, 44, 45.
Many new thoughts and ideas may come your way at the end of the week, which could be a bit overwhelming. Parse through them but wait a few days before acting. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 24, 28, 46, 47.
A romantic relationship may be a focus over the next month. You might want to take advantage of this dynamic to work out any underlying issues with a partner. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 17, 21, 27, 31.
Do you have a project in your life that is close to your heart but hasn’t yet manifested? Focus and hard work over the next few weeks may allow you to make progress on it. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 16, 26, 28, 45.
Recently, you may have found that progress on what you desire has slowed. That dynamic could be about to change, but you might need to be patient for a little longer. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 9, 11, 26, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Ancient tool: Even Neanderthals had dental care tools, and fossil evidence shows early humans worldwide, including in Egypt, practiced teeth picking. By medieval times, ornate gold or silver toothpicks were European status symbols.
Resilient composer: Beethoven, despite being deaf by the end of his life, could still hear by biting a metal rod attached to his piano. Known as bone conduction, this method allowed the composer to sense vibrations and continue writing music.
Resilient composer: Beethoven, despite being deaf by the end of his life, could still hear by biting a metal rod attached to his piano. Known as bone conduction, this method allowed the composer to sense vibrations and continue writing music.
Smoky spice: Black cardamom, a member of the ginger family, boasts a bold, smoky flavour that can be reminiscent of bacon. This unique spice shines in Indian dishes, but also adds depth to soups and stews in other Asian cuisines.
Neon magic: Neon lights in signs and displays are famous for their bright, colourful glow. The lights ionize neon gas in glass tubes with electric currents, causing the atoms to emit light. Different colours are achieved by using various gases.
Africa’s reach: A hemisphere is essentially half of a sphere, and the equator and prime meridians split Earth into four. Africa uniquely straddles all four hemispheres, with territory in the northern, southern, eastern, and western parts of the globe.
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A nickel and penny jumped off a train together. But the quarter had more sense.
A guy opened a horseback riding school, but business fell off.
Husband: “What do you mean our situation is fluid?”
Wife: “We’re going down the drain.”
How do trees sleep? Like logs.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!
A guy opened a horseback riding school, but business fell off.
Husband: “What do you mean our situation is fluid?”
Wife: “We’re going down the drain.”
How do trees sleep? Like logs.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!
Trivia Answers: 1. No 2. Kissing 3. True 4. Arctic 5. Bono
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Slow and steady: A Japanese supermarket has seen a 10% rise in sales after introducing a unique, extra-slow checkout for customers who dislike rushing. This special register, designed with elderly, disabled, and pregnant shoppers in mind, allows patrons to spend up to 20 minutes checking out. Customers can count their money leisurely, chat with the cashier, and pack their groceries without pressure. The initiative, proposed by the Alzheimer’s Disease Support Center, addresses the frustration and embarrassment some shoppers feel when hurried. The experiment’s success suggests a demand for more patient shopping options. Watch the video for a Canadian version...
Airport dispute: In New Zealand, a woman sought legal action against her ex-boyfriend for failing to drive her to the airport, causing her to miss a flight and incur extra expenses. She claimed he had also agreed to take care of her dogs while she was away. Instead, she had to use a shuttle service and pay for a dog kennel. She brought the case to the Disputes Tribunal, hoping to be reimbursed for these expenses. However, the tribunal ruled that social promises between friends or partners generally aren’t legally enforceable. The court determined that no binding contract existed and dismissed her claim, stating that his promises carried no legal obligation.
Cosmic vodka: Pegasus Distillery in Burgundy, France, has launched Shooting Star Vodka, a spirit infused with meteorite pieces. This ultra-premium vodka begins with locally sourced organic wheat and botanicals, distilled using the latest technology. Over a month-long process, pure spring water from deep wells is used to refine the mixture. What truly distinguishes this vodka is its aging in jars containing suspended meteorite fragments, imparting a unique mineral flavour. Unlike other brands that merely filter with meteorites, Shooting Star Vodka incorporates the space rock directly, enhancing its taste. With each bottle priced between $180 and $200 (USD), this vodka offers a distinctive celestial experience.
Mobile marvel: In Recherswil, Switzerland, an innovative solution called the Astra Bridge is transforming road maintenance. This portable bridge system allows cars to travel over ongoing construction, reducing traffic disruptions. The Astra Bridge enhances previous concepts by being mobile and providing better working conditions for crews underneath. With improved clearance and noise insulation, it offers a more spacious and quieter environment for workers. The new, gently sloped bridge has proven effective, despite minor slowdowns from curious drivers. Notably, the Astra Bridge also protects workers from harsh weather conditions and eliminates the need for night work.
“You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.”
- Wayne Dyer
“Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?”
- Robert Browning
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
November is Fall Prevention Month: Did you know in BC, 1 in 3 older adults fall each year? You can take steps to reduce your risk & improve your safety. Check out www.shorturl.at/Y5WvM for more info.
Once Upon a Craft Fair: Fri., Nov. 1, 12-7pm; Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-5pm & Sun., Nov. 3, 10am-4pm at Beban Park Social Centre. Door prizes & fun activities for kids. $5 entry, kids under 12 are free.
Indoor Garage Sale: Nov. 1 & 2, 9am-2pm at St Philip-by-the-Sea Church, 7113 Lantzville Rd. 3 rooms of bargains to explore. On Nov. 1, fill-a-bag-for-$5. Proceeds support local charities.
Annual Christmas Angels Craft Fair: Presented by ‘Volunteers Nanaimo, Nov. 1, 4-8pm & Nov. 2, 9:30am-3:30pm, Moose Hall, 1356 Cranberry Rd. By donation.
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-4pm, at the Crofton Senior Centre, 1507 Joan Ave. Featuring art, pottery & jewelry.
35th Annual ‘First Chance’ Christmas Craft Show: Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-5pm & Sun., Nov. 3, 10am-4pm at Mary Winspear Theatre, Sidney. $5 entry, kids under 12, free. Daily $200 vendor shopping spree giveaway!
Harvest Dance: November 3, 3-5pm. $10 per ticket supports our Oceanside Family Program. All ages, no alcohol. Held at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Info: 250-248-2336.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Young Artists of VCM Collegium Program. Nov. 3, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 by calling 250-748-8383.
Nanaimo Concert Band Fall Concert: Nov. 3, 2:30pm at Port Theatre. Tickets $20 & can be booked through www.porttheatre.com
12th Annual ‘Fiesta’ World Craft Fair: Quality fair trade items from Africa, Asia & Central/South America. Held Sat., Nov. 9 & Sun., Nov. 10, 10am-4pm, Queen Margaret’s School, 660 Brownsey Ave., Duncan.
‘Honest - Joshua Holloway’ in Concert: An evening of heartfelt original music & storytelling. Held Sat., Nov. 9, 7:30pm at Unity, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Arrowsmith Potters’ Guild Pottery Sale: Discover beautifully handcrafted pottery for gifts or for yourself. Held Nov. 9, 10am-4pm at The Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd. Free admission.
‘Honest - Joshua Holloway’ in Concert: An evening of heartfelt original music & storytelling. Held Sat., Nov. 9, 7:30pm at Unity, 2020 Estevan Rd. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas in the Valley Craft & Arts Fair: Held Nov. 10, 3-7pm, Nov. 11, noon-5pm & Nov. 12, 10am-3pm at the Alberni Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., Port Alberni. It’s the 51st Anniversary of the craft fair. Admission is free. There will be 60+ vendors & a chance to win one of 50 special door prizes.
‘Cycling Across the Himalayas’: Slides & talk with Dr. Brenda Trenholme on Tuesday, Nov. 12, 2pm at Nanoose Bay Community Centre. Admisson by donation to KEEF www.kenyaeducation.org
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: Nov. 14, 2pm at St. Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Christmas themed design using texture demo & create. For info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
Qualicum Beach Winterfest & Craft Fair: Held Friday, Nov. 15, 9am-5pm; Saturday, Nov. 16, 9am-5pm & Sunday, Nov. 17, 10am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Door prizes, children’s haggis hunt, food artisans & crafters.
The Doobie Brothers Experience: Held Saturday, November 16, 7:30pm at The Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets $40 & available at Notable Music.
Moonlight Madness Night Market: Held November 21, 4-8:30pm at 644 Memorial Ave., Qualicum. Shops open late, lighting of the Christmas tree, carollers, live music, hot beverages, festive food & an outdoor market.
Nanaimo Hospital Auxiliary Quilt & Craft Sale: Held Thurs., Nov. 22, 10am-2pm, NRGH Lobby, Nanaimo. Assorted Quilts, many knitted/sewn items available. All hand made with care. Proceeds benefit our hospital.
Merry Maker’s Craft Fair: Held Friday, November 22, 2-7pm; Saturday, November 23, 10am-5pm & Sunday, November 24, 11am-4pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Branch 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni.
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Thursday November 28th, 1:30 - 3:30pm at Oliver Woods Community Centre, 6000 Oliver Road, Nanaimo. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Timbre! Choir - Sing A Merry Christmas: Held Sunday, December 8, 2:30pm at ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets available on line at Eventbrite, from choir members, at our vendors & at the door. Adults & seniors $25; children & students under 18, $5. Info: www.timbrechoir.ca
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
Carpet Bowling Casual Group meet Friday’s, 9:30-11am at 50+Activity Center, 55 Coronation St, in Lake Cowichan. New players & spectators welcome.
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Poppy Campaign is Coming Up Fast! If you have 2 hours to spare, we are in desperate need of volunteers to man all of our stations. Sign up stations are at the Royal Canadian Legion Br 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni. Remember that all money raised goes back into our community.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday is looking for your collected seeds for their seed swap. Info: trilliums@shaw.ca or sallyshivers43@gmail.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. This singer’s first international hit was “It’s Not Unusual.”
2. Lagomorphs, an order of mammals, are more often known as what?
3. Bavaria is a state in what country?
4. Potatoes are native to the Peruvian-Bolivian Andes - T/F?
5. This elastic cartilage closes off the esophagus when swallowing?
2. Lagomorphs, an order of mammals, are more often known as what?
3. Bavaria is a state in what country?
4. Potatoes are native to the Peruvian-Bolivian Andes - T/F?
5. This elastic cartilage closes off the esophagus when swallowing?
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Over the next month, the efforts of your hard work could bear fruit. Just be careful about taking impulsive actions or getting angry at others if they resist your endeavours. Lucky numbers: 5, 18, 27, 34, 36, 40.
Do you feel a push-pull in your primary relationship now, with uncertainty about your need for commitment vs. freedom? Consider adjusting your view of the situation. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 15, 34, 36, 48.
You may find that your heart and mind are out of sync at the beginning of the week. Try to take a breath and then wait a few days because this dynamic is likely to pass. Lucky numbers: 15, 17, 32, 34, 35, 44.
Might there be an issue in your life that you can’t get an emotional handle on right now? The energy at midweek could help you do so, if you choose to focus on it. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 21, 37, 40, 48.
Are you trying to achieve something that might be at a stalemate right now? You could consider reducing what you are promising to others to a more practical level. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 10, 31, 40, 47.
Your detailed, practical nature may be disrupted by foggy thinking at week’s end. This dynamic could pass in a few days. Meanwhile, look out for any intuitive insights. Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 38, 40, 42, 45.
Libras often prioritize the goals of loved ones over their own. For the next month, consider focusing on your own priorities and asking others to aid your endeavours. Lucky numbers: 3, 12, 16, 27, 38, 39.
For the next month. you may be very assertive. Channel this energy into positive efforts, including physical labour. Resist temptations to argue, as your words can sting. Lucky numbers: 4, 19, 26, 29, 38, 45.
The energy early this week may have you feeling relaxed and content. Before this dynamic passes, consider any changes needed in your life and develop a plan for it. Lucky numbers: 13, 20, 27, 31, 41, 43.
Do you have a project that might need an extra boost to complete it? At midweek, you might be able to find more energy that could aid you in a push to finish it. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 10, 14, 20, 33.
Midweek may present an opportunity to do an emotional reset for the next month. You might want to take a new look at a situation that recently has stymied you. Lucky numbers: 14, 22, 31, 37, 38, 48.
Are you feeling confused right now about how to proceed with your efforts? Keep working toward your goals, but try to avoid making major decisions this week. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 18, 28, 34, 42.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Pharaoh’s secret: Egypt’s Ramses IV became pharaoh later in life, ruling for a short time. When uncovered, his mummy revealed fascinating burial customs like small onions placed in the eye sockets. They were believed to have medicinal and magical properties.
Bridge mystery: The world’s second-longest river spans three countries, but the Amazon River has no bridges. The challenging rainforest environment, combined with swamps and wetlands, makes bridge construction impractical.
Bridge mystery: The world’s second-longest river spans three countries, but the Amazon River has no bridges. The challenging rainforest environment, combined with swamps and wetlands, makes bridge construction impractical.
Poetry panic: Metrophobia, an irrational dread of poetry, induces heightened anxiety at the mere mention of verse, often culminating in severe panic attacks. People suffering from this condition will go to great lengths to avoid poetry.
Festivus fun: Celebrated on December 23, Festivus gained notoriety as a quirky tradition from the sitcom Seinfeld. Key customs include airing grievances and feats of strength, all centred around an unadorned aluminum pole.
Innovative soles: Visionary coach Bill Bowerman transformed footwear. His eureka moment occurred during breakfast, leading to the creation of the innovative and iconic waffle-soled Nikes. The shoes were introduced at the 1972 Olympic trials.
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Why are mountains the funniest place to visit? Because they are hill areas!
A mask is expensive at Halloween, but it has no face value.
It rained so much on our vacation, instead of sunburn we came back with rust!
Teacher: “The law of gravity explains why we stay on the ground.”
Student: “How did we stay down before the law was passed?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
A mask is expensive at Halloween, but it has no face value.
It rained so much on our vacation, instead of sunburn we came back with rust!
Teacher: “The law of gravity explains why we stay on the ground.”
Student: “How did we stay down before the law was passed?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Trivia Answers: 1. Tom Jones 2. Rabbits 3. Germany 4. True 5. Epiglottis
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Early graduation: Few young people graduate from university at the age of 17, but Dorothy Jean Tillman II is one of them. In 2024, she was part of the graduating class at Arizona State University (ASU), based in Phoenix, Ariz. (U.S.), where she earned her doctoral degree in integrated behavioural health. Homeschooled in her early years in Chicago, Dorothy began taking correspondence college courses at age 10. Over the next seven years, she studied at three different universities before finishing her degree at ASU. The university says Dorothy is the youngest person in school history to earn a doctoral degree in integrated behavioural health. Her remarkable achievement is an inspiration to young scholars everywhere.
Goose guards: While guard dogs are a familiar concept in many places, have you ever heard of guard geese? In Santa Catarina, Brazil, the São Pedro de Alcântara Prison has employed geese as a security measure. These feathered sentinels, dubbed “geese agents,” patrol the perimeter of the prison, between the inner and outer walls, and provide an additional layer of vigilance alongside electronic and human surveillance. Their remarkable attentiveness has earned them recognition as effective members of the prison’s security team. Despite their unorthodox role, the geese have proven themselves to be dedicated and alert guardians, who deter potential intruders with their loud honks and watchful eyes.
Campus cat: There’s a feline who can now boast the title “Doctor of Litter-ature.” Max the Cat received this honourary certificate from Vermont State University in Castleton, Vermont (U.S.), where he is a frequent and cherished visitor. The students adore interacting with him, and the university regards him as a beloved member of its community. Unlike typical academic pursuits, Max’s focus is on friendliness. For about four years, Max has made daily visits from his nearby home to spend time with students and faculty, becoming a campus celebrity. Students love taking photos with their four-legged friend. Although Max didn’t attend the graduation ceremony, his certificate was delivered to his owner afterward.
Barrow blitz: Dylan Phillips, a mechanic from Pembrokeshire, England, has achieved a new Guinness World Record for the fastest wheelbarrow, reaching speeds up to 84 km/h. The idea started in a pub and quickly turned into a reality for the man, who built the wheelbarrow in his shed. During a test, he hit 59 km/h, sparking his interest in the world record, which stood at 74 km/h. Phillips then took his creation to the Straightliners Speed Week, where he smashed the record. Despite its impressive speed, the wheelbarrow is dangerous, lacking suspension and having only front-wheel brakes. Phillips described the ride as terrifying and uncomfortable.
“A quiet conscience makes one strong.” - Anne Frank
“Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.” - Ralph Parlette
“Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.” - Ralph Parlette
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Halloween Train: Presented by BC Forestry Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., Duncan. Held Oct. 25-30, 3:30-9pm.
Visit: www.bcforestdiscoverycentre.com for info & tickets.
Garden House Book Sale: 20,000 books most 50¢-$3. Held Oct. 26, 9am-3pm & Oct. 27, 9am-2pm at Bonner School, 3060 Cobble Hill Rd, Mill Bay. Cash & Cards. www.gardenhousefoundation.wordpress.com
Trick or Treat at Parksville Museum: Come costumed to the museum’s Halloween celebration – candy, activities, live music, and refreshments! Oct 26, 5-8pm, family-friendly, free admission.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Halloween for Hunger! Volunteer Nanaimo youth are hosting their annual non-perishable food drive on Sat., Oct. 26, 11am-6pm at Save on Foods, Country Club Mall. Collecting donations of non-perishable food items or cash for Loaves & Fishes.
Halloween Dance: Held Saturday, October 26, 7:30pm-1am at The Italian Hall, 4065A 6th Ave., Port Alberni. Entertainment provided by Flash Back Band. Food & bar service available (cash & debit). Must be 19+ to attend. Tickets are $20 each. Contact Rhonda at 250-731-9949. Also, available at Capelli’s.
‘She Sells’ Artisan Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 27, 10am-4pm at the Parksville Curling Club. 20+ artisans & local home businesses come together on this one day, bringing you shopping & entertainment like never before. Food trucks, live performances, canteen services, basket raffles & more.
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held until Oct. 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Wed., Oct. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Halloween Costume Contest: Oct 31st at Chemainus Legion Hall, 9775 Chemainus Rd.. Prizes in 5 age categories, children/youths ages from 0 to 18 years. Treats, hot chocolate, coffee & teas. Open 4:30, prizes at 6:45pm.
Once Upon a Craft Fair: Fri., Nov. 1, 12-7pm; Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-5pm & Sun., Nov. 3, 10am-4pm at Beban Park Social Centre. Door prizes & fun activities for kids. $5 entry, kids under 12 are free.
Indoor Garage Sale: Nov. 1 & 2, 9am-2pm at St Philip-by-the-Sea Church, 7113 Lantzville Rd. 3 rooms of bargains to explore. On Nov. 1, fill-a-bag-for-$5. Proceeds support local charities.
Annual Christmas Angels Craft Fair: Presented by ‘Volunteers Nanaimo, Nov. 1, 4-8pm & Nov. 2, 9:30am-3:30pm, Moose Hall, 1356 Cranberry Rd. By donation.
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-4pm, at the Crofton Senior Centre, 1507 Joan Ave. Featuring art, pottery & jewelry.
35th Annual ‘First Chance’ Christmas Craft Show: Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-5pm & Sun., Nov. 3, 10am-4pm at Mary Winspear Theatre, Sidney. $5 entry, kids under 12, free. Daily $200 vendor shopping spree giveaway!
Harvest Dance: November 3, 3-5pm. $10 per ticket supports our Oceanside Family Program. All ages, no alcohol. Held at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Info: 250-248-2336.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Young Artists of VCM Collegium Program. Nov. 3, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 by calling 250-748-8383.
Nanaimo Concert Band Fall Concert: Nov. 3, 2:30pm at Port Theatre. Tickets $20 & can be booked through www.porttheatre.com
12th Annual ‘Fiesta’ World Craft Fair: Quality fair trade items from Africa, Asia & Central/South America. Held Sat., Nov. 9 & Sun., Nov. 10, 10am-4pm, Queen Margaret’s School, 660 Brownsey Ave., Duncan. See display ad in this paper for more details.
Arrowsmith Potters’ Guild Pottery Sale: Discover beautifully handcrafted pottery for gifts or for yourself. Held Nov. 9, 10am-4pm at The Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd. Free admission.
‘Honest - Joshua Holloway’ in Concert: An evening of heartfelt original music & storytelling. Held Sat., Nov. 9, 7:30pm at Unity, 2020 Estevan Rd. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas in the Valley Craft & Arts Fair: Held Nov. 10, 3-7pm, Nov. 11, noon-5pm & Nov. 12, 10am-3pm at the Alberni Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., Port Alberni. It’s the 51st Anniversary of the craft fair. Admission is free. There will be 60+ vendors & a chance to win one of 50 special door prizes.
Qualicum Beach Winterfest & Craft Fair: Held Friday, Nov. 15, 9am-5pm; Saturday, Nov. 16, 9am-5pm & Sunday, Nov. 17, 10am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Door prizes, children’s haggis hunt, food artisans & crafters.
Moonlight Madness Night Market: Held November 21, 4-8:30pm at 644 Memorial Ave., Qualicum. Shops open late, lighting of the Christmas tree, carollers, live music, hot beverages, festive food & an outdoor market.
Merry Maker’s Craft Fair: Held Friday, November 22, 2-7pm; Saturday, November 23, 10am-5pm & Sunday, November 24, 11am-4pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Branch 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni.
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Poppy Campaign is Coming Up Fast! If you have 2 hours to spare, we are in desperate need of volunteers to man all of our stations. Sign up stations are at the Royal Canadian Legion Br 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni. Remember that all money raised goes back into our community.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday is looking for your collected seeds for their seed swap. Info: trilliums@shaw.ca or sallyshivers43@gmail.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The Kermadec Trench is located in this ocean.
2. Whist is an early form of this card game.
3. Bulls don’t see the colour red - T/F?
4. Are the triceps on the front or the back of the arm?
5. Claude Debussy composed “Clair de Lune” for what instrument?
2. Whist is an early form of this card game.
3. Bulls don’t see the colour red - T/F?
4. Are the triceps on the front or the back of the arm?
5. Claude Debussy composed “Clair de Lune” for what instrument?
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Important information may emerge from your unconscious at the end of the week. Pay attention to it because it might help you find a new solution to an old issue. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 14, 30, 40, 45.
Surprises may abound for you as the week begins. The Taurus-born generally are not fond of change, but going with the flow right now may be in your best interests. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 14, 21, 31, 48.
Do you feel your confidence is being shaken now? What adjustment might allow you to express your authentic self? To do so, you may need to push past your fear. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 10, 13, 19, 23.
You may feel the desire to retreat for a few days this week. If that’s possible, honouring this need and decompressing from your daily routine might be helpful to you. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 30, 38, 39, 41.
A desire for having fun may continue this week. If possible, try to accommodate this, if you haven’t done so yet. If you have, is now the time to get back to work? Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 27, 28, 39, 48.
This weekend may be a good time to tackle something that needs to be organized. This could be anything from a closet to thoughts that are running around in your head. Lucky numbers: 9, 15, 20, 33, 38, 45.
The week may offer an opportunity to unearth information from the depths of your unconscious mind. This process is intended to serve your spiritual development. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 33, 37, 40, 48.
If you set goals at the time of your birthday last year, how well did you succeed at them? This month may be a good time to establish new ones for the next year. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 15, 17, 19, 26.
The eternal optimism of Sagittarius may want to ignore the hard truth of a situation in their life. Right now, though, you may be given opportunities to finally face it. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 19, 28, 39, 45.
If you are in conflict with yourself or someone else this week, step back and take a deep breath. Ask yourself what this dynamic might be trying to tell you right now. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 22, 23, 31, 40.
Are you experiencing a conflict with someone in a position of authority? Think carefully about whether your position is correct or the other person has a valid argument. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 15, 22, 37, 41.
Organization is generally not a Pisces strong suit. At the beginning of this week, the energy supports catching up on your outstanding tasks, so take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 17, 20, 35, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 21.
Pocket watch: The small pocket inside the right side pocket of blue jeans is called a watch pocket. When Levi Strauss designed the trousers back in the late 1800s, men used pocket watches and could safely store them there.
Clay comforts: Baby pacifiers have been around for at least 3,000 years. They once were made of all sorts of materials that neither parents nor pediatricians would recommend today, such as clay, silver, and coral.
Clay comforts: Baby pacifiers have been around for at least 3,000 years. They once were made of all sorts of materials that neither parents nor pediatricians would recommend today, such as clay, silver, and coral.
Loonie legacy: In Canada, the one-dollar coin, which replaced the paper bill in 1987, quickly gained the nickname “loonie” because it has a loon on the coin’s reverse side. The image was created by wildlife artist Robert-Ralph Carmichael.
Presidential whiskey: After his tenure as U.S. president from 1789 to 1797, George Washington operated a highly lucrative whiskey distillery on his farm in Mount Vernon, Virginia. Today, staff continue to produce this historic whiskey.
Same birthday: Unless you were born on February 29, you are sharing your birthday with a lot of people around the globe: around 20 million people! If you are a Leap Year baby, then you share your special day with about 5 million people.
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One day the office computers broke down. Everyone had to think.
Doctor: “How is the patient who swallowed the coins?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Quiche. Quiche who? Want a hug and quiche?
What goes around the yard but stays in place? A fence.
The tree was glad when fall and winter passed. In fact, it was re-leafed.
Doctor: “How is the patient who swallowed the coins?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Quiche. Quiche who? Want a hug and quiche?
What goes around the yard but stays in place? A fence.
The tree was glad when fall and winter passed. In fact, it was re-leafed.
Trivia Answers: 1. Pacific 2. Bridge 3. True 4. Back 5. Piano
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Madonna superfan: Tara Berry, a dedicated Madonna fan, holds the Guinness World Record for the most tattoos of the same musician on the body, proudly displaying 18 portraits of the iconic singer. Her tattoo journey began in 2016 when Madonna sought out fans with tattoos of her image for a video. Inspired, Berry started with two tattoos, and then her collection rapidly expanded. She was motivated to surpass Nikki Paterson’s record of 15 Eminem tattoos, leading her to invest nearly $10,000 (USD) and 110 hours over six months. Despite her mother’s shock, Berry’s friends admired the artistic tribute. Her tattoos capture Madonna’s memorable moments from the singer’s worldwide career.
Alpaca escape: A herd of alpacas executed a daring escape plan, causing havoc on a highway near Cambridge, England. The animals had broken free from a local farm and were obstructing traffic on the busy road. Although police were called to the scene, by the time they arrived, the alpacas had been safely corralled back into their fenced field by the farmer. Motorists captured footage that showed the curious alpacas gazing at drivers, seemingly intrigued by the commotion they were unaware that they had caused. Meanwhile, some of the animals were happily munching on grass by the roadside, which added a touch of charm to the unexpected traffic jam.
Lucky lady: If you believe that good luck comes in pairs, then Christine Wilson is proof of that theory. The woman from Attleborough, Massachusetts (U.S.), won the lottery twice. The first time, she won $1 million (USD) and she used some of her windfall to buy a car. Then, 10 weeks later, the lucky lady won another cool million dollars. In both cases, she had opted to receive her winnings as one-time payouts. Wilson earned her first lottery win by buying a $50 ticket, and then she bought a $10 instant ticket, which brought her the second big win. She said she plans to put her second windfall into savings.
Bird blockade: Trains traveling between the English centres of Brighton and London were delayed for at least 90 minutes for an unusual reason: a baby herring gull on the tracks needed to be removed. Officials turned off the power to the track during the removal process. Herring gulls are a common sight in the seaside town of Brighton, but they are on the red list compiled by the Birds of Conservation Concern, due to their declining population numbers. The incident initially led many to believe the reason for the train delays was a joke. The delayed passengers, though inconvenienced, were relieved to learn that the young bird was safely rescued and was unharmed.
“A lily or a rose never pretends, and its beauty is that it is what it is.”
- Jiddu Krishnamurti
“Look closely. The beautiful may be small.” - Immanuel Kant
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
Annual Mushroom & Nature Festival: Presented by Arrowsmith Naturalists at the QB Civic Centre. Drop off your samples on Sat, Oct 19 for ID, 10am-4pm & on Sun, Oct 20, 11am–4pm to enjoy the festival! Costumes encouraged!
59th Annual Championship Dog Show: Presented by Alberni Valley Kennel Club on October 18 - 20, 5-6:30pm. Three days of all-breed judging. Get a close look at 20+ dogs & talk to the breeders/handlers at the Glenwood Centre. Everyone welcome & free admission.
Maple Bay Painters Fall Art Show & Sale: Saturday, October 19, 10am-5pm at St. Peter’s Church Hall, 5800 Church Road, Duncan. Public invited.
Halloween Train: Presented by BC Forestry Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., Duncan. Held Oct. 18-22 & 25-30, 3:30-9pm.
Visit: www.bcforestdiscoverycentre.com for info & tickets.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Fall Craft Market: Sat., Oct. 19, 10am-3pm. Hand crafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd / corner of Nanaimo River Rd., Nanaimo.
South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary Fundraiser: Beef & beer night held at 3566 Holland Ave., Cobble Hill on Oct. 20, 5-7 pm. Silent auction & 50/50 draw. $35 includes dinner & drink. (veg or chicken substitutes). Info: marldoug@icloud.com
Garden House Book Sale: 20,000 books most 50¢-$3. Held Oct. 26, 9am-3pm & Oct. 27, 9am-2pm at Bonner School, 3060 Cobble Hill Rd, Mill Bay. Cash & Cards. www.gardenhousefoundation.wordpress.com
Trick or Treat at Parksville Museum: Come costumed to the museum’s Halloween celebration – candy, activities, live music, and refreshments! Oct 26, 5-8pm, family-friendly, free admission.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Halloween for Hunger! Volunteer Nanaimo youth are hosting their annual non-perishable food drive on Sat., Oct. 26, 11am-6pm at Save on Foods, Country Club Mall. Collecting donations of non-perishable food items or cash for Loaves & Fishes.
Halloween Dance: Held Saturday, October 26, 7:30pm-1am at The Italian Hall, 4065A 6th Ave., Port Alberni. Entertainment provided by Flash Back Band. Food & bar service available (cash & debit). Must be 19+ to attend. Tickets are $20 each. Contact Rhonda at 250-731-9949. Also, available at Capelli’s.
‘She Sells’ Artisan Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 27, 10am-4pm at the Parksville Curling Club. 20+ artisans & local home businesses come together on this one day, bringing you shopping & entertainment like never before. Food trucks, live performances, canteen services, basket raffles & more.
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held until Oct. 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Wed., Oct. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Halloween Costume Contest: Oct 31st at Chemainus Legion Hall, 9775 Chemainus Rd.. Prizes in 5 age categories, children/youths ages from 0 to 18 years. Treats, hot chocolate, coffee & teas. Open 4:30, prizes at 6:45pm.
Once Upon a Craft Fair: Fri., Nov. 1, 12-7pm; Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-5pm & Sun., Nov. 3, 10am-4pm at Beban Park Social Centre. Door prizes & fun activities for kids. $5 entry, kids under 12 are free.
Annual Christmas Angels Craft Fair: Presented by ‘Volunteers Nanaimo, Nov. 1, 4-8pm & Nov. 2, 9:30am-3:30pm, Moose Hall, 1356 Cranberry Rd. By donation.
35th Annual ‘First Chance’ Christmas Craft Show: Sat., Nov. 2, 10am-5pm & Sun., Nov. 3, 10am-4pm at Mary Winspear Theatre, Sidney. $5 entry, kids under 12, free. Daily $200 vendor shopping spree giveaway!
Harvest Dance: November 3, 3-5pm. $10 per ticket supports our Oceanside Family Program. All ages, no alcohol. Held at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Info: 250-248-2336.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Young Artists of VCM Collegium Program. Nov. 3, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 by calling 250-748-8383.
Christmas in the Valley Craft & Arts Fair: Held Nov. 10, 3-7pm, Nov. 11, noon-5pm & Nov. 12, 10am-3pm at the Alberni Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., Port Alberni. It’s the 51st Anniversary of the craft fair. Admission is free. There will be 60+ vendors & a chance to win one of 50 special door prizes.
Merry Maker’s Craft Fair: Held Friday, November 22, 2-7pm; Saturday, November 23, 10am-5pm & Sunday, November 24, 11am-4pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Branch 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni.
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Poppy Campaign is Coming Up Fast! If you have 2 hours to spare, we are in desperate need of volunteers to man all of our stations. Sign up stations are at the Royal Canadian Legion Br 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni. Remember that all money raised goes back into our community.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday is looking for your collected seeds for their seed swap. Info: trilliums@shaw.ca or sallyshivers43@gmail.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What kind of food is gazpacho?
2. If a carnivore eats meat, what is a frugivore?
3. This is the easternmost city in the U.S.
4. What is a female rabbit called?
5. How many years are in an undecennial - 9, 11, or 20?
2. If a carnivore eats meat, what is a frugivore?
3. This is the easternmost city in the U.S.
4. What is a female rabbit called?
5. How many years are in an undecennial - 9, 11, or 20?
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Are you holding a grudge against someone because of their past actions? Consider that finding a way to forgive them right now might be able to free you, going forward. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 16, 27, 34, 35.
At the beginning of the week, you might have a sudden insight about something. How could you use this to break through a situation that may be in a stalemate right now? Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 24, 34, 35, 45.
Are your mind and heart currently in a tug of war about what you should do next? How could you find a compromise now that would move you past this old dynamic? Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 22, 27, 34, 41.
Do you have a project that has been in limbo for a while because there is no concrete plan for how you could achieve it? This week may be a good time to develop one. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 9, 11, 15, 29.
For the next six weeks, you might have an energy boost to channel into projects that can help achieve your goals. Avoid a temptation to impulsively argue with others. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 15, 19, 26, 31.
Virgos often hide the light of their talents and accomplishments from others. For the next few weeks, consider taking advantage of an opportunity to change this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 12, 19, 24, 46.
At midweek, take a deep breath and look at where your life is right now. Do you feel like it is in a good balance or might there be a change that you need to make? Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 25, 34, 42, 46.
The new moon in your sign this week may provide a good opportunity for you to set a new intention in your life. What changes would you like to make right now? Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 13, 17, 30, 44.
You may be very chatty for the next few weeks. But be sure to be careful of speaking impulsively. This may prove to be a good time to pursue a new topic of study. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 10, 11, 25, 29.
Important information may emerge from within you. Can you positively address what it presents, rather than ignoring it? Your feelings won’t go away if you ignore them. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 16, 29, 36, 38.
An emotional leadership style is not usually a hallmark for Aquarius. For the next six weeks, you may have the first of two near-term opportunities to cultivate these qualities. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 23, 24, 32, 42.
You may feel tempted to escape your responsibilities this week. Find a way to work with this feeling, without dropping the ball on tasks that are an important focus. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 11, 16, 26, 32.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 31.
Vintage pout: Before “cheese” took over, photographers used “prunes” to encourage a tight-lipped look in photos. In photography’s early days, wide smiles were thought improper, so a subtle pout was the preferred expression.
Contagious yawns: Yawning is seen in humans and many vertebrates, including sharks. Most people will yawn after seeing someone else yawn, even in a photo. Theories suggest yawning may be linked to empathy and social bonding.
Contagious yawns: Yawning is seen in humans and many vertebrates, including sharks. Most people will yawn after seeing someone else yawn, even in a photo. Theories suggest yawning may be linked to empathy and social bonding.
Aqua rugby: Underwater rugby is an exhilarating sport played in deep pools. Two teams compete to place a ball into baskets positioned at the pool’s bottom. Players need gear like diving masks, snorkels, and fins.
Pineapple magic: Its bromelain content makes pineapple an excellent meat tenderizer. This enzyme effectively breaks down protein chains to make meat more tender. The fruit’s unique properties make it a culinary favourite.
Early talent: Johnny Cash’s music passion started young; he began writing songs at 12. Seeing his talent, his mother saved enough for singing lessons. After three lessons, the future star’s teacher said his unique voice needed no further training.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pastor. Pastor who? Pastor mashed potatoes, please.
Why is it difficult to hold a conversation with a goat? They’re always buttin’ in!
That race car driver has a very checkered past.
Ed: “I have a job in a watch factory.”
Fred: “Oh yeah, what do you do there?”
Ed: “I stand around and make faces.”
Did you hear about the jester who lost his job? He was nobody’s fool.
Why is it difficult to hold a conversation with a goat? They’re always buttin’ in!
That race car driver has a very checkered past.
Ed: “I have a job in a watch factory.”
Fred: “Oh yeah, what do you do there?”
Ed: “I stand around and make faces.”
Did you hear about the jester who lost his job? He was nobody’s fool.
Trivia Answers: 1. Pacific 2. Bridge 3. True 4. Back 5. Piano
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Lucky snake: A beloved pet snake, missing for over a year from its home in Spennymoor, England, made a surprising return when it was spotted atop a neighbour’s garage roof. Speculation arose among locals and an animal rights officer that the snake may have been inadvertently transported by a crow, then dropped due to its weight and bulkiness. Despite the ordeal, the resilient, 3-foot-long (0.9-m) reptile managed to endure both the avian encounter and the harsh winter temperatures. Snakes, being ectothermic creatures, depend on their surroundings for warmth, making its survival all the more remarkable. Its unexpected reappearance brought immense relief and joy to its owners, who had long feared the worst.
Tone transformer: A Japanese firm has created an artificial intelligence filter that transforms angry screams into calm speech, aiming to alleviate the stress faced by call centre operators. Developed over three years, this technology detects aggressive tones and softens them into a polite voice, without altering the words being spoken. The filter works in two stages: identifying anger and then changing the intonation. Engineers trained the AI with over 10,000 voice samples from actors mimicking common angry phrases. Nearly half of the members of a Japanese union of service and other workers recently reported being on the receiving end of anger and other intimidation.
Buzz beer: Scientists at a university in Wales are revolutionizing the beer brewing process by forgoing traditional hops in favour of honey bees. These insects naturally harbour brewer’s yeast in their guts. In collaboration with researchers from the University of Namibia, the researchers extracted brewer’s yeast from naturally deceased African bees and combined it with yeast from Welsh honey bees to brew several batches of beer. Beyond offering enjoyment of the beverage, this project is exploring how the pollination of certain plants can help to develop new drugs to treat superbugs and antibiotic resistance. The scientists hope to find a brewer willing to continue producing the beer, with proceeds supporting the ongoing research.
Island hoppers: In northern Scotland’s Orkney Islands, an extraordinarily brief flight connects the islands of Westray and Papa Westray, spanning just 1.7 miles (2.7 km), which is shorter than some airport runways. This flight typically lasts around 90 seconds, although favourable winds can reduce it to under a minute, while rough conditions can extend it to nearly three minutes. The flight is served by a Britten-Norman Islander, a small aircraft with eight seats and no in-flight service. This route, often likened to a bus ride, is crucial for the island’s inhabitants, who otherwise face weather-disrupted ferry rides. Despite environmental criticisms, it remains a vital link for locals.
“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” - Robert Breault
“The sun himself is weak when he first rises, and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.” - Charles Dickens
“The sun himself is weak when he first rises, and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.” - Charles Dickens
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held until Oct. 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
‘A Group of Guys’ Concert: Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, Sat., Oct. 12, 7:30pm at 2020 Estevan Rd. Nanaimo. All your favourite Classic Rock from 60s, 70s, 80s. Tickets $25 on Evenbrite or at the door
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: October 12, 11am-4pm at 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. Handmade gifts for all occasions, birthday, or just because. Plus, win prizes!
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild Next Meeting is Oct. 16th, 1:30pm & 6:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo.
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
59th Annual Championship Dog Show: Presented by Alberni Valley Kennel Club on October 18 - 20, 5-6:30pm. Three days of all-breed judging. Get a close look at 20+ dogs & talk to the breeders/handlers at the Glenwood Centre. Everyone welcome & free admission.
Maple Bay Painters Fall Art Show & Sale: Held Friday, October 18, 10am-5pm & Saturday, October 19, 10am-5pm at St. Peter’s Church Hall, 5800 Church Road, Duncan. Public invited.
Halloween Train: Presented by BC Forestry Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., Duncan. Held Oct. 18-22 & 25-30, 3:30-9pm.
Visit: www.bcforestdiscoverycentre.com for info & tickets.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Fall Craft Market: Sat., Oct. 19, 10am-3pm. Hand crafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd / corner of Nanaimo River Rd., Nanaimo.
South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary Fundraiser: Beef & beer night held at 3566 Holland Ave., Cobble Hill on Oct. 20, 5-7 pm. Silent auction & 50/50 draw. $35 includes dinner & drink. (veg or chicken substitutes). Info: marldoug@icloud.com
Annual Mushroom & Nature Festival: Presented by Arrowsmith Naturalists at the QB Civic Centre. Drop off your samples on Sat, Oct 19 for ID, 10am-4pm & on Sun, Oct 20, 11am–4pm to enjoy the festival! Costumes encouraged!
Trick or Treat at Parksville Museum: Come costumed to the museum’s Halloween celebration – candy, activities, live music, and refreshments! Oct 26, 5-8pm, family-friendly, free admission.
Halloween Dance: Held Saturday, October 26, 7:30pm-1am at The Italian Hall, 4065A 6th Ave., Port Alberni. Entertainment provided by Flash Back Band. Food & bar service available (cash & debit). Must be 19+ to attend. Tickets are $20 each. Contact Rhonda at 250-731-9949. Also, available at Capelli’s.
‘She Sells’ Artisan Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 27, 10am-4pm at the Parksville Curling Club. 20+ artisans & local home businesses come together on this one day, bringing you shopping & entertainment like never before. Food trucks, live performances, canteen services, basket raffles & more.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Wed., Oct. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Christmas in the Valley Craft & Arts Fair: Held Nov. 10, 3-7pm, Nov. 11, noon-5pm & Nov. 12, 10am-3pm at the Alberni Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., Port Alberni. It’s the 51st Anniversary of the craft fair. Admission is free. There will be 60+ vendors & a chance to win one of 50 special door prizes.
Merry Maker’s Craft Fair: Held Friday, November 22, 2-7pm; Saturday, November 23, 10am-5pm & Sunday, November 24, 11am-4pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Branch 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni.
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Poppy Campaign is Coming Up Fast! If you have 2 hours to spare, we are in desperate need of volunteers to man all of our stations. Sign up stations are at the Royal Canadian Legion Br 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni. Remember that all money raised goes back into our community.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday is looking for your collected seeds for their seed swap. Info: trilliums@shaw.ca or sallyshivers43@gmail.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. How many toes does a rhinoceros have on each foot?
2. Phobophobia is the fear of blood, beetles, or fear?
3. Does Europe have any deserts?
4. John Cleese and Michael Palin belonged to this comedy troupe.
5. Dorothy Hamill competed in skiing in the 1976 Olympics - T/F?
2. Phobophobia is the fear of blood, beetles, or fear?
3. Does Europe have any deserts?
4. John Cleese and Michael Palin belonged to this comedy troupe.
5. Dorothy Hamill competed in skiing in the 1976 Olympics - T/F?
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You probably need to resist the temptation to be impulsive or to get into an argument right now. Try taking a deep breath or two and waiting for this week to pass. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 6, 10, 29, 34.
Are you feeling in a stalemate right now about what to do next? Look to your values to help you decide, and make any necessary adjustments to break through the barrier. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 19, 23, 31, 44.
Recently you may have been swamped with a lot of potential ideas. Have you decided which one to pursue? Might you need more training to be successful with your choice? Lucky numbers: 18, 25, 34, 35, 42, 45.
You may find yourself out of sorts early this week. Look for the source of this irritation. If you can’t immediately resolve the situation, seek outlets to reduce your negativity. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 32, 38, 40, 47.
Over the next few weeks, you may want to just kick back and have fun. Enjoy this time but try not to drop the ball on any important responsibilities you might have to others. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 19, 22, 38, 45.
You may find yourself woolgathering early this week. This might feel uncomfortable for you, but try to go along with it. Important information could surface now. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 22, 26, 28, 46.
Others may be surprised if you step outside of your pleasant demeanour this week. If you are in a stalemate with someone else, take time to explain your position to them. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 15, 17, 30, 37.
Are you running into obstacles this week? Your intensity may intimidate those who are blocking you. Could you make them feel comfortable and more agreeable to your plan? Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 17, 19, 29, 43.
For the next few weeks, you may feel like you want to just be a free spirit. Which responsibilities could you set down for a bit and which must you continue to fulfill? Lucky numbers: 8, 19, 23, 25, 33, 43.
Accomplishment is an important theme for Capricorns. As Pluto moves from Capricorn to Aquarius, consider what you want to achieve, in alignment with your values. Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 23, 29, 37, 40.
Sometimes Aquarians have difficulty expressing their feelings to others. The next few weeks may provide you with an opportunity to more easily open up and share. Lucky numbers: 19, 26, 27, 31, 37, 46.
Your mystical side may be in full force this week. Take advantage of creative endeavours being more easily advanced. Make adjustments to address any negative habits. Lucky numbers: 5, 17, 31, 46, 47, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Staying warm: The small Arctic fox lives within the Arctic Circle, where the sun never rises from late September to early March. But its thick fur coat helps it maintain a body temperature near 100°F (38°C), and its tail acts as a warm blanket.
Feline festival: In New York City (U.S.), cat lovers can enjoy a selection of short films about felines at the annual New York Cat Film Festival. The films, submitted by cat owners, must showcase something essential about cats.
Feline festival: In New York City (U.S.), cat lovers can enjoy a selection of short films about felines at the annual New York Cat Film Festival. The films, submitted by cat owners, must showcase something essential about cats.
Gaga’s godsons: Elton John, one of pop music’s most successful artists, and his partner David Furnish have two sons, Elijah and Zachary. They designated the famous American singer-songwriter Lady Gaga as the boys’ godmother.
Bridal colours: In North America, brides typically wear white, symbolizing purity and simplicity. In China, the tradition is to wear red, representing luck, happiness, and celebration; white is often associated with death and mourning.
Bear origins: A.A. Milne, the author of Winnie-the-Pooh, didn’t invent the bear’s name. His son, Christopher Robin Milne, called his own teddy bear Winnie after a visit to the London Zoo, where he saw a bear named for Winnipeg, Manitoba (Canada).
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Swimmer: “Are you sure there are no sharks on this beach?”
Lifeguard: “Yes, they don’t get along with the alligators.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mara. Mara who? Mara, Mara on the wall...
What did the bunny think of the scary movie? Thought it was hare raising!
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they are so grounded.
My kid’s grades are so bad they’re underwater. They’re below c-level.
Lifeguard: “Yes, they don’t get along with the alligators.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mara. Mara who? Mara, Mara on the wall...
What did the bunny think of the scary movie? Thought it was hare raising!
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they are so grounded.
My kid’s grades are so bad they’re underwater. They’re below c-level.
Trivia Answers: 1. Three 2. Fear 3. Yes 4. Monty Python 5. False
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Bee delay: You often hear of weather halting outdoor sports events, but this time it was buzzing bees that stopped the play. During a quarterfinal tennis match at the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells, California (U.S.), play was interrupted for nearly two hours. The players had to pause their game while a worker used a vacuum to remove bees that had swarmed onto the overhead camera. The unexpected delay provided an unusual spectacle for the audience, who watched as the court was carefully cleared of the insects. The players, who had been swatting away the bees, were fortunate that no one was stung.
Tourist trouble: Residents of Fujikawaguchiko (Japan), a town about 62 miles (100 km) west of Tokyo, were fed up with tourists who littered, trespassed, parked illegally, and broke other traffic rules. Tourists, eager to capture a perfect view of Mount Fuji, would flock to the town with their cameras, causing disruption. In response, the town installed a large, 66-foot (20-m) by 8-foot (2.5-m) mesh barrier to block the view of the snow-capped mountain. An official stated it was regrettable that it had come to this, adding that over-tourism is the biggest problem facing the iconic mountain. The measure aims to restore peace and order for the local community.
Ring recovered: A woman in Wales lost her engagement ring in 1970, while feeding hay to cattle on her family farm. She now has it back, thanks to a detectorist, which is someone who explores the ground with a metal detector. Marilyn Birch, a senior resident of Pontardawe in Neath-Port Talbot, described recovering the ring as an emotional reunion. All those years ago, she had retraced her steps in hopes of finding the ring, but to no avail. Recently, detectorist Keith Phillips obtained permission to search the land for treasures and found the ring buried about 8 inches (20 cm) deep in a field, a discovery that left its owner speechless.
Sausage stop: While inserting money to get chocolate bars or chips from a vending machine might be familiar, if you happen to be in Germany, you also can get bratwurst and bockwurst sausages. These unusual vending machines have been around for a few years and are both popular and convenient, especially late at night when someone is craving a sausage. People who work late also appreciate the machines if grocery stores are closed by the time they have a chance to get food. Some of the machines even offer eggs, milk, produce, butter, and prepared sides like potato salad. The products are vacuum-sealed, and the machines are temperature-controlled to ensure safety.
“Reality itself is gorgeous. It is the plenum; the fullness of total joy.”
- Alan Watts
“The whole future lies in uncertainty: live immediately.” - Seneca
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Daybreak Rotary Pop-Up Garage Sale: Held Oct. 5, 9am at 1085 Moyse Cresent, Nanaimo. Good stuff with hotdogs & drinks by donation. Free for kids.
Ladysmith’s Makers Market: Held Sat, Oct. 5, 10am-3pm at The Eagles Hall, 921 First Ave. Wood works, resin art, cards, candles, crystals, soaps & more.
Unity Vancouver Island Dance Event: With MC Joshua Holloway on Oct. 5, 7-10pm at 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Door prizes. Everyone invited.
Snowed In Comedy Tour presents the Comic Strippers, fully clothed! This improv comedy troupe have been wowing audiences across the globe since 2011. Dressed up new show members from the cast, shed their characters, keep their shirts on & the laughs going. Held Saturday, Oct. 5, 7:30-9:30pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Suffering From Chronic Pain? I can alleviate your pain, reduce swelling & speed healing. Introductory offer, 2 treatments for the price of 1. Call Diana 1-250-888-9241 to book your appointment.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Itamar Erez, guitar, piano on Friday, October 6, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25/$23. For info, call: 250-748-8383.
Picnic In the Plaza Presents ‘Fall Fest’: An Octoberfest-themed party with free music, food track & artisan festival. Held Sun., Oct. 6 at Diana Krall Plaza, 51 Gordon St., in downtown Nanaimo.
Shannon’s Farms Harvest Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 6, 10am-2pm at 8865 Beaver Creek Road, Port Alberni. Car-pooling is strongly recommended & encouraged as parking is limited a the cabin. Stock up on local goodies just in time for Thanksgiving.
Magic Extravaganza: Laugha-Cadabra featuring Murray Hatfield & Ken Pham Magic Show on Sunday, Oct. 6, 1-4pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Civic Centre, Oct. 8, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speakers/Topics: Mariah/West Coast Plants, garlic & Michalina/Cicada Seeds, seed harvesting.
Free Online Event: Alcoholics Anonymous & Alcoholism. Helping health professionals help their patients on Oct. 9, 4pm. Presented by AA Nurses for Recovery. Visit: www.cowichanaa.ca
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held Oct. 10 - 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: Oct. 10, 2pm, at St Stephen’s United Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Admission is $10 (cash only please). Info: Joanne 250-757-8969 or mifaclub2000@gmail.com
An Evening of Music With Ron Klusmeier: Love songs & stories from piano bar days. Held Friday, Oct. 11, 7pm at St. Edmonds Church, 407 Wembley Rd., Parksville. Tix $20 or free for 16 & under, with an adult. Tickets Fireside Books, Mulberry Books or at the door.
‘A Group of Guys’ Concert: Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, Sat., Oct. 12, 7:30pm at 2020 Estevan Rd. Nanaimo. All your favourite Classic Rock from 60s, 70s, 80s. Tickets $25 on Evenbrite or at the door
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: October 12, 11am-4pm at 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. Handmade gifts for all occasions, birthday, or just because. Plus, win prizes!
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Fall Craft Market: Sat., Oct. 19, 10am-3pm. Hand crafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd / corner of Nanaimo River Rd., Nanaimo.
Trick or Treat at Parksville Museum: Come costumed to the museum’s Halloween celebration – candy, activities, live music, and refreshments! Oct 26, 5-8pm, family-friendly, free admission.
Halloween Dance: Held Saturday, October 26, 7:30pm-1am at The Italian Hall, 4065A 6th Ave., Port Alberni. Entertainment provided by Flash Back Band. Food & bar service available (cash & debit). Must be 19+ to attend. Tickets are $20 each. Contact Rhonda at 250-731-9949. Also, available at Capelli’s.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
‘She Sells’ Artisan Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 27, 10am-4pm at the Parksville Curling Club. 20+ artisans & local home businesses come together on this one day, bringing you shopping & entertainment like never before. Food trucks, live performances, canteen services, basket raffles & more.
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
Poppy Campaign is Coming Up Fast! If you have 2 hours to spare, we are in desperate need of volunteers to man all of our stations. Sign up stations are at the Royal Canadian Legion Br 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni. Remember that all money raised goes back into our community.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The 1982 film Conan the ____________ starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Earl Jones.
2. Sleeping Beauty fell asleep when she pricked her finger on a rose thorn - T/F?
3. A pinochle deck has 26, 48, or 52 cards?
4. What is the capital of Portugal?
5. The “V” in the acronym ROYGBIV stands for what?
2. Sleeping Beauty fell asleep when she pricked her finger on a rose thorn - T/F?
3. A pinochle deck has 26, 48, or 52 cards?
4. What is the capital of Portugal?
5. The “V” in the acronym ROYGBIV stands for what?
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Lots of energy swirls around you this week. You may be tempted to take an aggressive stand. But you might want to consider where forgiveness could serve you better. Lucky numbers: 10, 18, 25, 34, 42, 48.
Did you pay attention to the hard truth that may have been revealed to you last week? This information could follow you, so you might want to address it now. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 19, 34, 40, 42.
You may be presented with many ideas and opportunities this week. Take time to sort through and evaluate them against your values and goals. But maybe wait to take action. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 27, 33, 45.
Cancers can be introverted by nature. But this week you may have a desire to expand your social circle and participate more fully. What might be the best way to manifest it? Lucky numbers: 9, 20, 25, 30, 40, 48.
Your thoughts and feelings might be out of sync for a few days at week’s end. Can you reconcile this stalemate? If not, then waiting for this dynamic to pass may be best. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 16, 17, 25, 39.
Virgos often focus on precise facts and details. But sometimes, consider trying an intuitive leap of faith. The next few weeks may provide an opportunity to test this premise. Lucky numbers: 11, 25, 26, 28, 33, 40.
Libras gravitate to beauty and may avoid the darker parts of their unconscious. At week’s end, an opportunity may arise to unearth information that can help your development. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 10, 13, 18, 40.
For the next few weeks, you may feel an urgency to blurt out whatever insights you have, no matter how dark, to others. Thinking before speaking could be important. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 19, 36, 43, 46.
You may feel the need to bust out of restrictions at the beginning of the week. Consider taking a time-out to analyze what changes you might truly need in your life. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 14, 24, 32, 44.
This may be a week of two steps forward and one step back. Though frustrating, you may want to consider postponing important discussions or decisions for a couple of weeks. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 15, 32, 37, 41.
Are you digging in your heels now because you have a strong feeling about something? Finding some detachment about the matter could help point the way to a solution. Lucky numbers: 7, 19, 32, 38, 41, 42.
Experiencing an issue in a relationship now? Are there ways you could adjust your communication style to more clearly express your thoughts to the other party? Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 28, 38, 43, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 30.
Space growth: Scientists have discovered that astronauts can grow taller in space. In fact, living in microgravity can increase their height by up to 3%. A man who is 6 feet tall (1.8 m) could gain 2 inches (5 cm) in height!
Avocado truth: You might not think of avocados as fruit, like apples or oranges. But biologically, that’s exactly what they are because they contain seeds. Their unsaturated fats are a healthy benefit of eating them.
Avocado truth: You might not think of avocados as fruit, like apples or oranges. But biologically, that’s exactly what they are because they contain seeds. Their unsaturated fats are a healthy benefit of eating them.
Frightening frog: The tiny 1-inch (2.5 cm) poison dart frog has enough poison to kill 20,000 mice. It safely stores toxins in its skin to fend off predators. The species have brightly coloured bodies and are native to Central and South America.
Sound sensitivity: If you can’t stand certain sounds that don’t bother other people, you may have a condition called misophonia. It’s when a person is emotionally affected by common sounds like eating or even breathing.
Fierce predator: The giant Allosaurus dinosaur, with its 8-inch (20.3-cm) claws and 70 teeth, could hunt prey easily by running at 21 miles (33 km) per hour. All those teeth meant it was built to eat meat.
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Why was the broom confused? It didn’t know which witch was which.
Swimmers do pool-ups to get strong.
Our poodle is like one of the family, but which one?
Barber: “Your hair is getting thin.”
Customer: “Who wants fat hair?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? I’m ogre here, come find me!
Swimmers do pool-ups to get strong.
Our poodle is like one of the family, but which one?
Barber: “Your hair is getting thin.”
Customer: “Who wants fat hair?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? I’m ogre here, come find me!
Trivia Answers: 1. Barbarian 2. False 3. 48 4. Lisbon 5. Violet
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Magic hands: Shogo Yoshida, a hairdresser from Nagoya, Japan, turned a genetic condition that causes swollen fingertips into a unique advantage. Known as Bachi Yubi-san (Mr. Drumstick Fingers) on social media, he gained attention by sharing photos and videos of his distinctive hands. Diagnosed with pachydermoperiostosis, he faced ridicule, but over time embraced his condition. After an inspiring visit to a hair salon, he pursued a career in hairstyling despite the challenges his condition posed. His bulbous fingers became a signature trait, making him memorable and helping him excel, especially with his renowned head massages. He became a sought-after stylist, celebrated for his unique talent.
Furry frenzy: A mall in Shenzhen, China, became what was described as a “husky playground” when over 100 huskies escaped from a dog cafe. Haha Husky Cute Pets is a place where visitors can enjoy tea and play with the dogs, even buying dog treats to feed their new four-legged friends. When a gate was accidentally left open, the dogs took off out of the cafe and into the mall, playing, howling, and snatching snacks from surprised shoppers. They were corralled back into the store after about an hour, leaving behind amused and bemused onlookers. The incident highlighted both the charm and chaos of having so many playful pets in one place.
Space junk: Barry Sawchuk, farming with his three sons on land northeast of Regina, Saskatchewan (Canada), is accustomed to occasionally finding stones in his fields. That’s why he was so surprised to discover some highly unusual debris while checking moisture content prior to seeding. The debris resembled a burned piece of carbon fibre with aluminum attached. He also found a hydraulic cylinder. One of his sons did some research and concluded it was space debris. An astronomy professor at the University of Regina sent photos of the materials to an astrophysicist at Harvard University, who determined that what the farmer found likely came from a spacecraft during a recent descent back to Earth.
Towering ride: Two French biking enthusiasts set a Guinness World Record with a 7.77-metre-tall (25.5-ft.) rideable bicycle. Inspired by a casual conversation in 2019, they spent years planning and hundreds of hours constructing the bike using wood from discarded furniture, metal alloy, and steel. The pedals drive the wheels via a 16-metre (52.5-ft.) chain. To maintain balance, the bike must travel about 20 km/h (12 mph). Despite its size, the bike features standard wheels, a handlebar with brakes, and a saddle seven metres above ground. To prove its functionality, one of its designers rode unassisted for 100 metres (328 ft.) during a bicycle festival, securing their place in the record books.
“If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war with yourself.”
- Cheryl Richardson
“I always prefer to believe the best of everybody; it saves so much trouble.” - Rudyard Kipling
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Crime Stoppers is Holding Document Shredding Day: Sept. 28, 11am-3pm at Country Grocer, Bowen Rd. Your confidential papers are shredded on site. $20 per bankers box. BBQ by donation. Proceeds to crime reduction.
Destash Sale: Sept. 29, 9am-1pm, Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Shop for deals from crafters destashing their closets.
Spare Parts playing at Parksville Museum: Local band playing Gospel, Country, & Folk inside the museum’s 100 year old church. Sept 29, 4-6pm, admission by donation.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Presents MahJong: Begins Monday Sept. 30, 7pm for lessons & play at 149 E Stanford in Parksville. Cost is $2 per person/visit & held until the end of March, 2025.
Active Aging Week: Inspiring community connections with free activities from Sept. 30 - Oct. 6. View info online at: getinvolved.rdn.ca/rec-connect
Annual CFUW Book & Puzzle Sale: Held at the Coombs Fairground Tuesday-Saturday, October 1-5, 9am-7pm. Sunday, October 6, 9am-noon. Fill your bag with books for $10! Cash, debit or credit.
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Daybreak Rotary Pop-Up Garage Sale: Held Oct. 5, 9am at 1085 Moyse Cresent, Nanaimo. Good stuff with hotdogs & drinks by donation. Free for kids.
Ladysmith’s Makers Market: Held Sat, Oct. 5, 10am-3pm at The Eagles Hall, 921 First Ave. Wood works, resin art, cards, candles, crystals, soaps & more.
Unity Vancouver Island Dance Event: With MC Joshua Holloway on Oct. 5, 7-10pm at 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Door prizes. Everyone invited.
Snowed In Comedy Tour presents the Comic Strippers, fully clothed! This improv comedy troupe have been wowing audiences across the globe since 2011. Dressed up new show members from the cast, shed their characters, keep their shirts on & the laughs going. Held Saturday, Oct. 5, 7:30-9:30pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Suffering From Chronic Pain? I can alleviate your pain, reduce swelling & speed healing. Introductory offer, 2 treatments for the price of 1. Call Diana 1-250-888-9241 to book your appointment.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Itamar Erez, guitar, piano on Friday, October 6, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25/$23. For info, call: 250-748-8383.
Picnic In the Plaza Presents ‘Fall Fest’: An Octoberfest-themed party with free music, food track & artisan festival. Held Sun., Oct. 6 at Diana Krall Plaza, 51 Gordon St., in downtown Nanaimo.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Civic Centre, Oct. 8, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speakers/Topics: Mariah/West Coast Plants, garlic & Michalina/Cicada Seeds, seed harvesting.
Free Online Event: Alcoholics Anonymous & Alcoholism. Helping health professionals help their patients on Oct. 9, 4pm. Presented by AA Nurses for Recovery. Visit: www.cowichanaa.ca
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held Oct. 10 - 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
An Evening of Music With Ron Klusmeier: Love songs & stories from piano bar days. Held Friday, Oct. 11, 7pm at St. Edmonds Church, 407 Wembley Rd., Parksville. Tix $20 or free for 16 & under, with an adult. Tickets Fireside Books, Mulberry Books or at the door.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Where in the body is insulin produced?
2. Who wrote the opera The Pirates of Penzance?
3. Does candlepin bowling use balls with or without finger holes?
4. Where is the city of Batman?
5. A doctor uses an otoscope to examine your ______.
2. Who wrote the opera The Pirates of Penzance?
3. Does candlepin bowling use balls with or without finger holes?
4. Where is the city of Batman?
5. A doctor uses an otoscope to examine your ______.
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You and those of your opposite sign, Libra, are ending a year-long period in which the theme has been self vs. other. Have you grown beyond prioritizing just your own needs? Lucky numbers: 15, 17, 24, 31, 40, 41.
Taurus like to maintain stable environments in their lives, which could encourage you to ignore sensitive issues. But early this week, certain truths may be difficult to avoid. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 19, 28, 39, 48.
Geminis can tend to live in their heads, avoiding the messy emotions of themselves and others. This week, perhaps try to incorporate more empathy and compassion. Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 22, 32, 39, 45.
Try to keep “Discretion is the better part of valour” as your operative phrase this week. Ask yourself if you really should say what you are thinking right now. Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 32, 36, 41, 46.
Do you feel this week that something that used to be central to your identity is slipping away? If so, don’t hold on for dear life. Remember, when one door closes…. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 24, 28, 37, 38.
Have there been moments over the last year when you seemed to be on shifting sands? This may continue intermittently into 2025. The Universe may be encouraging flexibility. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 22, 26, 40, 41.
You and those born in your opposite sign, Aries, are ending a year-long period with a theme of self vs. other. Are your needs now balanced with what others need, too? Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 13, 14, 32, 43.
Are you looking for a new relationship or ways to improve your current one? Midweek may be a good time to develop a more authentic dialogue with the other person. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 9, 19, 26, 46.
A continuing astrological pattern may enhance your friendly and optimistic nature. Did you take advantage of this energy yet? Try not to let this opportunity pass you by. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 9, 21, 30, 39.
Your thoughts may be anxious or stressed this week. So carefully consider the impact on others of what you say, including on those who often count on your wise counsel. Lucky numbers: 1, 15, 24, 40, 43, 46.
This week may see a turning point of endings or beginnings for you. If so, understand it is part of your personal transformation, as Pluto shifts from Capricorn to Aquarius. Lucky numbers: 13, 18, 25, 28, 33, 40.
For the last year-plus you have been encouraged to develop more structure in your life. How is that progressing, and where might you need to make an adjustment now? Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 20, 24, 32, 34.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Seasonal song: Although often associated with Christmas, “Frosty the Snowman” isn’t technically a Christmas song. Recorded by Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys in 1950, the original lyrics contain no direct reference to Christmas.
Morning ritual: Skinny dipping was the norm for John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the U.S. In warm weather, he would walk two miles to the Potomac River to swim in the nude, an activity that was more common in those days.
Morning ritual: Skinny dipping was the norm for John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the U.S. In warm weather, he would walk two miles to the Potomac River to swim in the nude, an activity that was more common in those days.
Durable dollars: Crane and Co. has been producing the paper for United States Federal Reserve currency since 1879. The paper is 25% linen and 75% cotton, which is meant to make the bills more difficult to tear.
Large country: At almost 3 million square miles (7.7 million sq. km) in area, Australia is the sixth largest country on Earth. Its land area represents about 5% of Earth’s total land mass.
Blindness facts: Worldwide, up to 45 million people are without sight, and 135 million people have poor vision. The World Health Organization and International Agency for the Prevention of Blindness say about 80% of vision loss is preventable.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Our town got snow during a heat wave. They said it was a ice-olated incident.
I wrote a book about watchmaking. They said it’s about time.
Earl: “Can you keep a secret?
Pam: “Sure, but I don’t know if the people I tell can, too.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec tea but not coffee.
Our town got snow during a heat wave. They said it was a ice-olated incident.
I wrote a book about watchmaking. They said it’s about time.
Earl: “Can you keep a secret?
Pam: “Sure, but I don’t know if the people I tell can, too.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec tea but not coffee.
Trivia Answers: 1. Pancreas 2. Gilbert and Sullivan 3. Without 4. Turkey 5. Ear
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Young pilot: Promising aviator Lucien Distler has been soaring through the skies solo since his early years. At just 14 years old, this Oakville, Ontario (Canada), native boldly piloted a Cessna aircraft, marking his independent flight debut. While he was too young to operate a car, he possessed the necessary skills to command an airplane. According to him, achieving such a feat at a young age is entirely feasible with diligent training and determination. Lucien attributes his passion for aviation to his regular attendance at air shows alongside his father, an experience that ignited his fascination with airplanes and flying. Their shared enthusiasm continues to fuel his aspirations in the world of aviation.
Not in vane: A decades-long search for a stolen weathervane is over. Recently, a 114-year-old antique copper weathervane surfaced at Sotheby’s in New York, N.Y. (U.S.). The auction house, which maintains a database of stolen items, alerted officials in Hartford, Vermont, who confirmed that it was the one stolen from the White River Junction train station in 1983. The weathervane was modeled after a steam locomotive and coal tender, and was crafted by W.A. Snow Iron Works, Inc. It is considered a valuable historic artifact and a beautiful piece of art. The weathervane will be remounted and returned to Vermont to be enjoyed once more.
Gator grab: When angler Justin Wyrick set out for a typical day of bass fishing, he was expecting nothing out of the ordinary. However, his routine excursion took an unexpected turn when he reeled in a surprising catch, a nearly 4-foot-long (1.2-m) alligator while fishing with his brother at a lake north of Knoxville, Tennessee (U.S.). The brothers promptly contacted the local wildlife agency. Officers intervened, safely removing the reptile from the scene. Subsequently, the alligator found temporary refuge at a local zoo until arrangements could be made for relocation to a more natural habitat.
High-tech hoax: A university hopeful in Isparta, Turkey, was apprehended for using an artificial intelligence system to cheat on an entrance exam. The candidate, known by the initials M.E.E., was detected during the test due to his suspicious behaviour. Hidden inside his sneaker was a small router, and he had a high-definition camera disguised as a shirt button. The AI provided real-time answers via a tiny headset. Turkish authorities have not disclosed full details of the cheating system, but M.E.E. faces jail time and a ban from taking future exams. In the end, it seems his artificial intelligence couldn’t outsmart human vigilance.
“There’s a responsibility in being a person. It’s more than just taking up space where air used to be.” - John Steinbeck
“Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.” - Roy T. Bennett
“Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.” - Roy T. Bennett
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A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Presented by DeCosmo’s Fine Art Society, now until Sept. 29, Thurs thru Sunday, 11am-3pm at McMillan Art Gallery, 133 McMillan St. An exhibit of paintings that will stir your memories.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.
Cultivating a Culture of Peace: Sat., Sept. 21, 1-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo. Live music, children’s activities, fun, gratitude & inspiration. Free event & everyone is welcome.
80’s Retro Dance Party! Held Saturday, Sept. 21, 7:30-11pm at The Capitol Theatre in Port Alberni. The music will be totally tubular, and there will be costume prizes awarded between sets. Tickets are $25 & available both at the door & online www.atthecaptiol.org
Fall Equinox Party - Island Style: Zumba Masterclass held Sunday, Sept. 22, 5:30-7pm at Somenos Room, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. For info, email RJpringle@shaw.ca
Silver Adventures Cafe Open House: Tues., Sept. 24, 1-3pm, 3148 Barons Rd. Learn about our free seniors program. Games, door prizes & light refreshments. Info: call 250-667-1803.
Free Downsizing Seminar: Held Thur., Sept. 26, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. A step-by-step on how to downsize your home. Pre-register at 250-616-3641.
Boot’s & Bling Fundraising Event: Girl’s night out on Fri., Sept. 27, 5:30pm at Branch 256 Legion, 1630 East Wellington Rd. Ladies, dress up in your country bling & enjoy dinner, live band, line-dance lesson & more. Email: zontaclubnanaimo@gmail.com for price & info.
Crime Stoppers is Holding Document Shredding Day: Sept. 28, 11am-3pm at Country Grocer, Bowen Rd. Your confidential papers are shredded on site. $20 per bankers box. BBQ by donation. Proceeds to crime reduction.
Destash Sale: Sept. 29, 9am-1pm, Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Shop for deals from crafters destashing their closets.
Spare Parts playing at Parksville Museum: Local band playing Gospel, Country, & Folk inside the museum’s 100 year old church. Sept 29, 4-6pm, admission by donation.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Presents MahJong: Begins Monday Sept. 30, 7pm for lessons & play at 149 E Stanford in Parksville. Cost is $2 per person/visit & held until the end of March, 2025.
Active Aging Week: Inspiring community connections with free activities from Sept. 30 - Oct. 6. View info online at: getinvolved.rdn.ca/rec-connect
Annual CFUW Book & Puzzle Sale: Held at the Coombs Fairground Tuesday-Saturday, October 1-5, 9am-7pm. Sunday, October 6, 9am-noon. Fill your bag with books for $10! Cash, debit or credit.
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Daybreak Rotary Pop-Up Garage Sale: Held Oct. 5, 9am at 1085 Moyse Cresent, Nanaimo. Good stuff with hotdogs & drinks by donation. Free for kids.
Suffering From Chronic Pain? I can alleviate your pain, reduce swelling & speed healing. Introductory offer, 2 treatments for the price of 1. Call Diana 1-250-888-9241 to book your appointment.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Itamar Erez, guitar, piano on Friday, October 6, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25/$23. For info, call: 250-748-8383.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Civic Centre, Oct. 8, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speakers/Topics: Mariah/West Coast Plants, garlic & Michalina/Cicada Seeds, seed harvesting.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. Meet some of our talented guild members & watch a weaving or spinning demonstration while you shop. Info: 250-929-2700.
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
Snowed In Comedy Tour presents the Comic Strippers, fully clothed! This improv comedy troupe have been wowing audiences across the globe since 2011. Dressed up new show members from the cast, shed their characters, keep their shirts on & the laughs going. Held Saturday, Oct. 5, 7:30-9:30pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Magic Extravaganza: Laugha-Cadabra featuring Murray Hatfield & Ken Pham Magic Show on Sunday, Oct. 6, 1-4pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. In Bermuda, do drivers use the right or left side of the road?
2. Nitrous oxide (N2O) is more commonly called what?
3. How many legs does a spider have?
4. The musician Liberace played the piccolo - T/F?
5. Vaarwel is “goodbye” in Dutch, Swedish, or Finnish?
2. Nitrous oxide (N2O) is more commonly called what?
3. How many legs does a spider have?
4. The musician Liberace played the piccolo - T/F?
5. Vaarwel is “goodbye” in Dutch, Swedish, or Finnish?
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Any stalemate with others in upcoming weeks may offer an opportunity for more tact and diplomacy in your communication. Consider taking advantage of this potential. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 12, 14, 33, 42.
Things may be busy, even chaotic, for you this week. A new idea may emerge, but consider it carefully before deciding whether or not to implement it. Look before you leap. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 7, 38, 44, 46.
Your ability to argue both sides of an issue may annoy others with more fixed world viewpoints. The energy of the next few weeks could temporarily ease this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 9, 26, 39, 45.
You may feel tired and stressed at midweek. Might you be able to find a way to carve out some time for self care? Doing so could mean you’re better able to help others. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 16, 19, 29, 30.
The energy this weekend may make this a good moment to take time out to play and have fun. Remember, though, that you probably need to get back to work soon. Lucky numbers: 12, 25, 28, 31, 37, 47.
You might find yourself feeling introspective at the end of the week. If you can retreat for a couple of days, you may find that important information can surface. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 12, 18, 30, 43.
Is there a thorny relationship issue that you have been avoiding? The next few weeks may provide an opportunity for progress, using your skills of tact and diplomacy. Lucky numbers: 15, 27, 28, 30, 35, 43.
The intensity of Scorpio can intimidate others. But the energy now may soften this dynamic. If you consciously incorporate it, you might be able to retain it going forward. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 15, 26, 29, 40.
Your natural friendliness and optimism may get an extra boost for the next three weeks. How can you use this energy to create a win-win opportunity for your goals? Lucky numbers: 4, 16, 20, 21, 27, 44.
Important information may emerge from your unconscious at midweek. You might be tempted to ignore it, but you also could use it positively in your personal development. Lucky numbers: 11, 17, 22, 27, 44, 48.
Your heart and mind may be out of sync at week’s end. If your default is to usually choose your mind, perhaps consider leaning toward the side of your heart this time instead. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 18, 39, 40, 48.
Everything may be confusing for you this week. Knowing what is real and truthful vs. what is not might be difficult. Perhaps postpone important decisions for at least a week. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 19, 22, 33, 34.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 21.
Olympic art: The Olympics weren’t always just for sports. Beginning in 1912, 151 medals were awarded in painting, sculpture, architecture, literature, and music for work inspired by athleticism. Art exhibits replaced the medals in 1954.
Lefties: Only about 10% of people worldwide are left-handed. About 1% are ambidextrous, able to use either hand effectively. This means the rest of us are predominantly right-handed.
Lefties: Only about 10% of people worldwide are left-handed. About 1% are ambidextrous, able to use either hand effectively. This means the rest of us are predominantly right-handed.
Chair evolution: We may have Charles Darwin to thank for our office chairs. He is often credited with the idea of using wheeled legs to replace regular legs on his office chair. This let him move easily and quickly around his lab.
Gator aid: In the 1960s, scientists at the University of Florida (U.S.) invented the popular sports drink Gatorade. In the 1970s, they also created Gatorade gum, but it was discontinued by 1989.
Youthful success: Stevie Wonder was only 13 years old in 1963 when he earned his first No. 1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 with “Fingertips.” He has since added many more hits to his resume!
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Our son at college said he grew a whole foot. So we sent him a third sock.
Art: “Why did you name your son Bill?”
Marty: “Because he arrived at the beginning of the month.”
How did the owl with laryngitis feel? He couldn’t give a hoot!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a very smart girl!
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