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Greater Victoria Edition
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Famous branches: A sprawling cedar tree in London, known for appearing with the Beatles in the video for “Rain,” has gained new fame as a finalist in a European tree contest. The ancient tree stands in the gardens of Chiswick House, where its sweeping limbs have become a landmark of both music and history. Contest organizers included it under the “Rooted in Culture” theme, alongside other notable trees like a historic oak tied to Lady Jane Grey and one in Wiltshire said to have inspired the British rock band Radiohead’s King of Limbs album. The competition highlights how trees can hold stories that bridge art, heritage, and nature, connecting generations through shared cultural roots.
Motion control: Engineers at Meta, the company behind Facebook, have created a wrist device that turns hand movements into computer commands. The bracelet senses tiny electrical signals from wrist muscles and converts them into actions like typing, scrolling, or selecting text without touch. Built by Meta’s Reality Labs, it uses artificial intelligence to recognize motion patterns across users, improving accuracy as it learns. The device connects by Bluetooth and needs no invasive setup. Designed to help people with limited mobility or those managing multiple screens, it offers a glimpse of how technology could soon respond directly to muscle movement, blending physical gestures with digital control.
Urban stargazing: A volunteer group called PopScope is turning ordinary sidewalks into astronomy viewing spots, giving city dwellers a chance to see the night sky up close. Started in Ottawa, Ontario (Canada), the project sets up telescopes in busy areas and invites anyone passing by to take a free look at planets, stars, or the moon. What began as a local experiment has grown across several countries, with hundreds of pop-up events drawing curious crowds. Reactions often shift from surprise to awe as people glimpse Saturn’s rings or Jupiter’s moons through city lights. For the volunteers, it’s less about data and more about connection, reminding everyone that even in crowded streets, there’s still wonder waiting above.
Kind kitchen: In Austin, Texas (U.S.), the owners of a long-running Korean restaurant have built a community tradition by giving away over 15,000 free meals to anyone who shows up. Once a month, Korea House opens its doors for a free lunch, and cooks and waitstaff volunteer their time to prepare and serve traditional dishes. Locals, students, and homeless guests eat together at crowded tables, sharing food and conversation. The restaurant’s owners say their faith and gratitude inspire the event. Tips are collected and donated to those in need, keeping the spirit of giving moving forward. For many, the event represents more than a meal; it’s a reminder of generosity at its simplest form and the power of food to bring people together.
“Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.” - Stephen King
“We can’t plan life. All we can do is be available for it.” - Lauryn Hill
“We can’t plan life. All we can do is be available for it.” - Lauryn Hill
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Second Hand Hope Spring Sale: Clothing, perfumes, accessories, any 7 items for $20. Held May 19 - 29 at 426 William St. Show a pic of the ‘Coffee News’ ad to receive a free gift set with purchase.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Summer Craft Fair: Held at Carey Place, 3812 Carey Rd., on Saturday, June 6, 10am - 3pm. Free entry.
Bottle Drive Fundraiser: Drop your containers, June 6, 9am-3pm at the Return-It Bottle Depot, 4261 Glanford Ave. Proceeds sponsor children taking The Greatest Journey classes after they receive a shoebox gift from Operation Christmas Child.
Beatlemania! A Beatles tribute concert featuring The Liverpool 4, Tuesday, June 9, 7:30pm at the McPherson Playhouse. Two sets covering the band’s career, featuring iconic hits, humor & high-energy performances. Info: 250- 386-6121.
Community Led FernFest! Celebration of 90+ local artisans, delicious food, kids activities & community fun! Free admission. Held Sat., June 13, 12-7pm at Fernwood Community Centre, 1240 Gladstone Ave.
100 Women Who Care Westshore: Support those caring for our community. 100 women, one hour, $10,000 raised for a local charity. Held June 4, 7pm at Royal Canadian Legion, 761 Station Ave. Visit: www.100womenwestshore.com
Free Barn Swallow Service: Mediators & solutions for what Barn Swallows want & what property owners want. Approximately 25 yrs experience, with references. Email: protectswallows@shaw.ca or text Jordan 250-812-4685.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
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1. Was Chile a home to the Inca, Maya, or Aztec people?
2. What is the easternmost Caribbean country?
3. What is the smallest bird in the world?
4. In the movie The Wizard of Oz, is Kansas portrayed in colour or black and white?
5. What does NASA stand for?
2. What is the easternmost Caribbean country?
3. What is the smallest bird in the world?
4. In the movie The Wizard of Oz, is Kansas portrayed in colour or black and white?
5. What does NASA stand for?
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At midweek, you may be confused about how to proceed. If you just keep working through the fog, you might come out on the other side in a few days. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 31, 34, 35, 39.
Because of their grounded, practical nature, a Taurus sometimes resists intuition. For the next few weeks, you may have a chance to cultivate this quality. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 8, 14, 29, 44.
Geminis often focus on head over heart. But if you are flexible for the next few weeks, you may have an opportunity to integrate a more nurturing energy right now. Lucky numbers: 5, 24, 29, 34, 39, 46.
This month, think carefully before you speak because you may be subject to high emotions that tempt you to lash out if you feel verbally attacked by others. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 14, 31, 33, 42.
At midweek you may be asked to expand your view beyond your interests. To move past the stalemate, consider how you could contribute to your community. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 24, 34, 40, 47.
You may feel out of sorts for a few days at the end of the week. You might want to take this opportunity to unplug from the world and get in touch with yourself. Lucky numbers: 7, 15, 16, 27, 32, 34.
YYou may be tempted to overreact to what others say during the next few weeks. Taking a step back could help avoid a conflict that continues after this period ends. Lucky numbers: 4, 17, 19, 23, 25, 36.
Upcoming energy could boost your empathy for your fellow humans. How might you use this to communicate your intuitive insights for others to really hear? Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 33, 37, 38, 48.
Philosophy and beliefs can be important in how you define yourself. You may be encouraged over the next few weeks to adjust that definition to be less rigid. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 19, 31, 38, 39.
Capricorn ambition encourages success and building positive structures in your life. This ambition may get a brief boost early this week. Take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 21, 28, 37, 39.
Aquarius is interested in humanitarian evolution, but can struggle to connect with individuals. For a few weeks, an adjustment may encourage you to be more nurturing. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 8, 17, 19, 41.
At week’s end, your emotions may be heightened. This might cascade into a negative situation, so be conscious of how to direct this energy in a positive direction. Lucky numbers: 13, 22, 26, 39, 41, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 37.
Historic hub: Long before any modern metropolis, ancient Rome became the first city to house over a million people. Its bustling streets, flowing water, and thriving markets made it the urban heart of its time, unmatched until centuries later.
Blood hunt: When it comes to mosquitoes, the females are the ones causing all the trouble. They need blood to develop their eggs, so they seek out people and animals. Males, meanwhile, stay harmless by sipping nectar instead.
Sky span: Hidden in Washington’s Olympic Peninsula (U.S.), the High Steel Bridge rises hundreds of feet above the Skokomish River. Once built for trains and now open to cars, it remains one of the tallest and most striking bridges in the country.
Fossil fizz: A brewery once brewed beer using yeast taken from ancient whale fossils. The experiment turned an ordinary drink into something unusual, blending science with craft brewing and giving people a chance to sip a little bit of history.
Palace giant: The Royal Palace of Caserta in southern Italy was built for Bourbon kings and remains one of the largest royal residences in the world. Designed to rival Versailles, it holds hundreds of rooms and vast gardens that still draw visitors today.
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Did you hear about the feline who won a dog show? It was a cat-astrophe.
Moe: “What animal can jump higher than a house?”
Joe: “Any animal. Houses can’t jump.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape game you played today!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
If you want to make some money, get into flower sales. I hear business is blooming.
Moe: “What animal can jump higher than a house?”
Joe: “Any animal. Houses can’t jump.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape game you played today!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
If you want to make some money, get into flower sales. I hear business is blooming.
Trivia Answers: 1. Inca 2. Barbados 3. Hummingbird 4. Black and white
5. National Aeronautics and Space Administration
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May 25 - 31, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
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Plant signals: Researchers have recently discovered that plants release faint, high-frequency sounds when under strain, such as during drought. Using specialized equipment, the team found the noises resemble soft crackles similar to popcorn popping, though far above the range of human hearing. In studies with tomato plants, moths appeared to avoid laying eggs on vines producing these distress sounds, suggesting they can detect when plants are struggling. The finding marks the first known example of animals reacting to sound made by plants. Scientists plan to record and compare these noises among species to see how widespread the behaviour is, revealing a hidden form of communication between plants and animals.
Fossil reunion: Two halves of a prehistoric reptile fossil, stored for decades in different museums, were recently found to fit perfectly together. A graduate researcher recognized that one slab contained a skeleton while the other showed its mirror image in stone. Once joined, the specimen revealed a previously unknown reptile from the Jurassic era, now called Sphenodraco scandentis. Its long limbs and grasping claws point to a life spent climbing and gliding through forest canopies. The discovery tells scholars that even long-studied collections can still offer new information about ancient species. Much remains to be learned from fossils, even those already in museums.
River revival: Parisians are once again swimming in the Seine after a massive cleanup restored the river’s health. Once too polluted for use, the waterway has been transformed through years of environmental work, including improved sewage treatment and new underground reservoirs to keep runoff from spilling in. Designated swimming zones, complete with safety staff and on-site facilities, now welcome visitors. Ecologists have noted the return of mussels and fish species once thought to be nearly gone, signs that the river’s ecosystem is rebounding. The effort has inspired other cities to improve their own waterways because focused public investment can make urban rivers clean and usable again.
Natural rhythm: British artist Andy Goldsworthy has spent much of his career creating sculptures from the landscape, shaping materials like stone, leaves, and wood into temporary forms. Each piece reflects his focus on change, erosion, and the passage of time. Working outdoors, he builds and photographs his creations before nature alters or destroys them, making the process part of the artwork itself. Over the years, his projects have ranged from leaf patterns to large installations made from fallen trees. His work explores the connection between people and nature, illustrating that beauty can exist in movement, weather, and decay. His art studies how nature changes and how people respond.
“Healing yourself is connected with healing others.” - Yoko Ono
“He who loves, flies, runs, and rejoices; he is free and nothing holds him back.” - Henri Matisse
“He who loves, flies, runs, and rejoices; he is free and nothing holds him back.” - Henri Matisse
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Second Hand Hope Spring Sale: Clothing, perfumes, accessories, any 7 items for $20. Held May 19 - 29 at 426 William St. Show a pic of the ‘Coffee News’ ad to receive a free gift set with purchase.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Bottle Drive Fundraiser: Drop your containers, June 6, 9am-3pm at the Return-It Bottle Depot, 4261 Glanford Ave. Proceeds sponsor children taking The Greatest Journey classes after they receive a shoebox gift from Operation Christmas Child.
Beatlemania! A Beatles tribute concert featuring The Liverpool 4, Tuesday, June 9, 7:30pm at the McPherson Playhouse. Two sets covering the band’s career, featuring iconic hits, humor & high-energy performances. Info: 250- 386-6121.
Community Led FernFest! Celebration of 90+ local artisans, delicious food, kids activities & community fun! Free admission. Held Sat., June 13, 12-7pm at Fernwood Community Centre, 1240 Gladstone Ave.
Free Barn Swallow Service: Mediators & solutions for what Barn Swallows want & what property owners want. Approximately 25 yrs experience, with references. Email: protectswallows@shaw.ca or text Jordan 250-812-4685.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
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1. Is phosphorous sulfide, calcium, or sodium the compound that ignites matches?
2. Modern Iraq is located in what once was Mesopotamia - T/F?
3. To rescue Eurydice, where did Orpheus follow her?
4. Lamb, beef, and tzatziki combine in pita to make a _____.
5. This July 14th holiday commemorates what sparked the French Revolution.
2. Modern Iraq is located in what once was Mesopotamia - T/F?
3. To rescue Eurydice, where did Orpheus follow her?
4. Lamb, beef, and tzatziki combine in pita to make a _____.
5. This July 14th holiday commemorates what sparked the French Revolution.
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Do you have a conflict in your relationships vs. work commitments? Starting a conversation with those involved might ease the situation. Don’t let old wounds interfere. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 11, 25, 35, 47.
“Slow and steady wins the race” could be a Taurus motto. But at midweek, making a quick move may offer an opportunity that encourages you to be flexible. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 33, 35, 42, 47.
For the next few months, you may seek a mentor or be one. In either case, the focus could be on adding a nurturing quality to your communication style with others. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 13, 15, 27, 34.
Risk taking may not come easily to Cancers. This week you might be encouraged to seize a new opportunity. Try not to automatically reject it. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 19, 26, 29, 31.
Courage and heart are two great Leo strengths. At the end of the week, these qualities may be heightened. How do you want to use this energy before it dissipates? Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 13, 18, 36, 41.
At week’s end, you may experience a conflict about how to proceed. Think about choosing an option that could open up your view of the world in a new way. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 21, 33, 39, 48.
Your natural tact and diplomacy may be heightened early in the week. How might you use this skill at home or work to resolve an issue that has been ongoing? Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 22, 31, 37, 46.
Your intuition may be operating at full speed at midweek. Be very conscious of how much you share with others. They might not be ready to hear your insights. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 10, 19, 33, 35.
Something may come to a close at the end of the week. You might just need to have faith that the universe is moving you in the right direction. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 18, 36, 39, 46.
You may find that you need to be very flexible at week’s end. Events could encourage you to make a change in your viewpoint that expands your comfort zone. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 23, 27, 37.
At midweek you may find yourself in a power struggle. This conflict could encourage you to examine who you are and what your role in the world should be now. Lucky numbers: 1, 16, 24, 39, 40, 41.
You may feel an internal conflict at week’s end about how to proceed. Consider if bringing an endeavour to completion right now would help resolve the matter. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 20, 24, 44, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Cookie twist: Despite being a fixture at Chinese restaurants in the U.S., fortune cookies didn’t begin there. Their roots trace back to Japan, where an earlier version appeared before the sweeter style gained popularity in America.
Hoard habit: The word “hamster” comes from a German term meaning “to hoard,” which is fitting for creatures famous for stuffing food into their cheeks. The name likely stuck because of their habit of storing snacks for later.
Virtual vintage: Skeuomorphism is when digital tools look like real-world objects, such as a notepad that looks like paper or a bin for deleted files. It helps make technology feel familiar, even if the paper and pens are only pretend.
Sour surprise: Lemons actually contain more sugar than strawberries, yet their sharp acidity hides the sweetness. The citric acid in lemons overwhelms the taste buds, showing that a fruit’s flavour can be far more complex than its sugar level suggests.
Icy instincts: In Antarctica, Weddell seals plunge deep under thick ice and still manage to pop back up through the same hole they left behind. Scientists think their secret may be sensing Earth’s magnetic field, acting like an invisible underwater compass.
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If you live in an igloo, there’s snow place like home.
A fish walks into a restaurant. The waiter says, “Shouldn’t you be in school?”
County Agent: “Your corn crop is a fit as a fiddle.”
Farmer: “Thanks. That’s music to my ears.”
Who was the coldest Roman emperor? Julius Freezer.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli has no last name, silly.
A fish walks into a restaurant. The waiter says, “Shouldn’t you be in school?”
County Agent: “Your corn crop is a fit as a fiddle.”
Farmer: “Thanks. That’s music to my ears.”
Who was the coldest Roman emperor? Julius Freezer.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli has no last name, silly.
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Trivia Answers: 1. Phosphorous sulfide 2. True 3. Hades, or the Underworld 4. Gyro 5. Bastille Day
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May 18 - 24, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
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Bush rescue: A backpacker from Germany was rescued after spending nearly two weeks lost in the remote wilderness of Western Australia. Her van got stuck on an isolated track, and after leaving it, she lost her bearings and couldn’t find her way back. With little to eat and only rainwater to drink, she endured cold nights and harsh, unforgiving terrain while trying to reach help. Eventually, a local driver spotted her walking nearby and brought her to safety before she was flown to a hospital for care. Authorities called her recovery extraordinary given the extreme conditions. The ordeal has renewed attention on the dangers of the Outback and the need to remain with a vehicle if stranded.
Painted heritage: In the southern hills of Chios, Greece, the village of Pyrgi draws visitors with its maze of homes covered in bold black-and-white designs. Each wall is decorated through xysta, an old plaster-carving technique where layers of lime are scraped away to form geometric motifs. The method may have roots in both Genoese and Ottoman influences, blending centuries of history into a single art form. Once built as a fortified settlement to guard the island’s valuable mastic trade, Pyrgi’s compact streets and stone towers still reflect its defensive past. Only a few artisans now keep the xysta tradition alive, working carefully to preserve this symbol of community pride and island history.
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Walking giants: Researchers believe they now understand how the famous stones were moved into place on Rapa Nui, better known as Easter Island. Using 3D models, field trials, and physics-based simulations, scientists from Binghamton University and the University of Arizona found that the statues’ forward-leaning shape and curved bases allowed them to rock side to side as they advanced. In experiments, a small group “walked” a full-scale replica using ropes, supporting long-standing local traditions about how the moai were transported. The study suggests the islanders engineered both the statues and roads for this motion, revealing a resourceful approach to one of archaeology’s oldest mysteries.
Tiny fighter: In Ankeny, Iowa (U.S.), a baby born 133 days early and recognized as the world’s most premature defied every prediction to survive after birth. Arriving far sooner than expected, he weighed less than a can of soda and required immediate intensive care. Doctors used advanced equipment and careful monitoring to support his heart and lungs, and his parents spent long months beside him in the hospital. Over time, the baby’s condition improved enough for him to go home after a lengthy recovery. His story reminds families and doctors everywhere that medical care and persistence can help even the most fragile lives survive and grow.
“A good half of the art of living is resilience.” - Alain de Botton
“Health is the first muse, and sleep is the condition to produce it.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Second Hand Hope Spring Sale: Clothing, perfumes, accessories, any 7 items for $20. Held May 19 - 29 at 426 William St. Show a pic of the ‘Coffee News’ ad to receive a free gift set with purchase.
Gordon Head Garden Club Annual Plant Sale: Saturday, May 23, from 9am-1pm at 4105 Lambrick Way, Saanich, on the grounds of Gordon Head Recreation Centre.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Bottle Drive Fundraiser: Drop your containers, June 6, 9am-3pm at the Return-It Bottle Depot, 4261 Glanford Ave. Proceeds sponsor children taking The Greatest Journey classes after they receive a shoebox gift from Operation Christmas Child.
Beatlemania! A Beatles tribute concert featuring The Liverpool 4, Tuesday, June 9, 7:30pm at the McPherson Playhouse. Two sets covering the band’s career, featuring iconic hits, humor & high-energy performances. Info: 250- 386-6121.
Community Led FernFest! Celebration of 90+ local artisans, delicious food, kids activities & community fun! Free admission. Held Sat., June 13, 12-7pm at Fernwood Community Centre, 1240 Gladstone Ave.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. In Norse mythology, what tool did Thor wield?
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
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This week everything may be in flux and you may be confused about what to do. Try to be flexible and look for ways to integrate conflicting motivations. Lucky numbers: 18, 24, 35, 37, 39, 45.
Taurus is known for hard work and endurance. Your ambition might get a boost for the next few weeks. What endeavour could you direct it toward to achieve a goal? Lucky numbers: 6, 19, 21, 37, 42, 47.
Your birthday month may be a good time to set new goals for the upcoming year. Be open to sudden and possibly unusual options that you might otherwise reject. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 6, 12, 26, 36.
You may find that you are focused on your relationships for the next few weeks. It may be helpful to examine your need for long-term commitment from others. Lucky numbers: 2, 18, 22, 37, 38, 41.
At midweek, the spotlight may be yours to enjoy. If you’re being recognized for an accomplishment, be sure to acknowledge those who helped it succeed. Lucky numbers: 10, 17, 22, 31, 42, 44.
Your practical and detail-oriented nature may be heightened at week’s end. Use this energy productively, but be careful of any temptation toward perfectionism. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 5, 25, 43, 48.
At midweek, you may find that you have too many options to choose from regarding your next steps. Center into your heart and you might find the best answer. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 20, 25, 36, 41.
If you find yourself in opposition to others, it may help to take a step back. Consider whether or not you might be picking a fight and if so, why now? Lucky numbers: 17, 20, 22, 28, 40, 43.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals then? What progress have you made? What changes to your plans do you need to make now? Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 19, 27, 34, 44.
Your heart may pull you in one direction and your head in another. If you can’t find a satisfactory compromise, try postponing important decisions for a few days. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 14, 17, 25, 45.
This week may be a good time to kickstart a project that is close to your heart. Making an adjustment to your plan may now attract support from others. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 20, 25, 32, 37.
If you encounter an obstacle at week’s end, perhaps review your plans. Being open to changing some details may help you get the project over the goal line. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 23, 28, 30, 41.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Mercury mystery: Unlike most metals that stay solid until heated, mercury is liquid even at room temperature. Scientists traced this unusual trait to its unique electron structure, giving the element its puzzling behaviour.
Parrot vandals: High in the mountains of New Zealand lives the Kea, a parrot quite unlike others. Known for their sharp minds and bold nature, these birds often rip pieces off parked cars, turning ordinary objects into their playground.
Story struggle: Before becoming a famous children’s author, Dr. Seuss nearly gave up on his first book after 27 rejections. Then a lucky meeting with a friend in publishing finally brought to print And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.
Pasta legacy: U.S. president Thomas Jefferson came back from Europe with a pasta press, eager to enjoy the dish at home. But it was his enslaved chef James Hemings who refined the recipe, making mac and cheese a true American favourite.
Sneeze speed: A sneeze can blast out of your body at roughly 100 miles per hour (161 km/h). That burst of air carries countless tiny particles, which is why sneezing into a tissue or elbow helps keep others safe.
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How is a heart like a musician? They both have a beat.
There was no reason why my glasses fogged up. I was mystified!
My doctor said jogging can add years to my life. He’s right.
I feel 10 years older already.
Actor: “Have you seen me on TV?” Fan : “On and off.”
Actor: “How did you like me?” Fan: “Off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Toast. Toast who? Toast were the days!
There was no reason why my glasses fogged up. I was mystified!
My doctor said jogging can add years to my life. He’s right.
I feel 10 years older already.
Actor: “Have you seen me on TV?” Fan : “On and off.”
Actor: “How did you like me?” Fan: “Off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Toast. Toast who? Toast were the days!
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Shoe surprise: Deep in a mountain cave in Spain, scientists inspecting an abandoned bearded vulture nest uncovered an unexpected find: a 650-year-old sandal woven from grass and twigs. Protected from wind and sunlight, the ancient artifact remained almost perfectly preserved alongside animal bones, feathers, and handmade tools. Researchers believe the birds unknowingly collected these human-made objects while gathering materials for their nests. Over time, new layers of twigs and debris built up, turning the site into a timeline of natural and human history. The discovery adds to what scientists know about how vultures interact with their surroundings and the traces they leave behind.
Marsh refuge: Just beyond the busy streets of Boston, Massachusetts (U.S.), lies Belle Isle Marsh Reservation, a rare stretch of salt marsh that shelters over 270 different bird species. Surrounded by city neighbourhoods, this protected habitat serves as both a wildlife sanctuary and a natural barrier against flooding and coastal erosion. Along its trails, visitors can spot everything from migrating flocks to species listed under a conservation watch. The marsh also cools the urban air and provides open green space in an area once dominated by industry. Decades ago, community efforts stopped it from being developed, preserving a reminder of Boston’s coastal past. It remains one of the city’s most ecologically important places.
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Vinyl illusion: Designer Drew Tetz is turning vinyl records into living artwork using the optical magic of zoetropes. His process blends design, physics, and music, with each record patterned so that when it spins under a strobe light or is filmed by a camera, the images appear to move. What began as creative experimentation has evolved into collaborations with major artists, combining modern tools with techniques rooted in 19th-century animation. Each piece transforms album visuals into motion, syncing rhythm and art in one continuous loop. By merging geometry with imagination, Tetz demonstrates how physical media can still surprise the digital age, turning sound and vision into an experience that feels entirely new.
Royal discovery: Deep within the forests of Belize, archaeologists have revealed a burial chamber believed to belong to an early ruler of the Mayan city of Caracol. Part of an ancient civilization known for its temples, writing, and complex trade networks, the Maya once thrived across Central America. Hidden beneath an older tomb, the site contained carved jade pieces, ornate ceramics, and a distinctive mask that point to immense wealth and ceremonial power. The discovery highlights the city’s prominence and its ties to distant regions, including parts of central Mexico where similar artifacts have been found. The find offers new insight into the influence of early Maya leaders.
“Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.”
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“Shine like the whole universe is yours.” - Rumi
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Victoria Arion Male Choir presents Canadian Mosaic, Sat., May 9, 2pm, Victoria Christian Reformed Church, 661 Agnes St. Tickets $25.
Pacific Rim Potters Spring Show & Sale: Sat., May 9, 10am-4pm, Knox Church Hall, 2964 Richmond Rd. Free admission, parking.
Giant Used Art & Collectibles Sale: Saturday, May 9, 10am-2pm at Prospect Lake Hall, 5358 Sparton Road.
Craft Sale & Flea Market: May 9, 9am-1:30pm at St. Elizabeth’s Church, 10030 3rd St., Sidney. For info email: StElizCraftSale@gmail.com
Hills to Shore Artists Tour is a free, self-guided tour to discover 19 artists across 10 studios on May 9 and 10. Info: www.hillstoshoreartists.ca
Victoria Gilbert & Sullivan Society present ‘The Gondoliers, or the King of Barataria on May 9, 7pm; May 10, 2pm at Dave Dunnet Theatre, Oak Bay High, tix at eventbrite & May 16, 2pm & May 17, 2pm at Charlie White Theatre, tix via Mary Winspear Theatre.
Podium 2026 - National Choral Conference & Festival: Bringing together singers, conductors & ensembles from across the country for a rare national gathering, May 14-17. Details: podium2026.ca/en/box-office
ChoirBurst Needs Volunteers for mini concerts, May 15 & 16, 10am-6pm. 30+ Choirs from all over Canada performing. Contact: Kristians 604-363-0484 or Neil 343-262-2944.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. Visit: DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Second Hand Hope Spring Sale: Clothing, perfumes, accessories, any 7 items for $20. Held May 19 - 29 at 426 William St. Show a pic of the ‘Coffee News’ ad to receive a free gift set with purchase.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Community Led FernFest! Celebration of 90+ local artisans, delicious food, kids activities & community fun! Free admission. Held Sat., June 13, 12-7pm at Fernwood Community Centre, 1240 Gladstone Ave.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
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1. In Norse mythology, what tool did Thor wield?
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
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The minor planet Chiron represents how healing your old wounds can help others. Now it is leaving an eight-year stay in Aries. What have you learned? Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 12, 13, 14, 38.
This week’s new moon offers a chance to set intentions for what you want to manifest. Consider communicating your goals to those who may help you achieve them. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 16, 34, 35, 43.
As the week progresses, think carefully before you speak. If you plan to disrupt the status quo, be sure you are clear about your objective for doing so. Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 14, 17, 25, 44.
Do you have a project that could benefit from an investment by others? Midweek may be a good time to make a pitch for it. Use a detailed and practical approach. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 14, 22, 25, 36.
Your natural enthusiasm may be heightened at the end of the week. Others may be open to your ideas now. But be careful not to promise more than you can deliver. Lucky numbers: 8, 23, 27, 34, 40, 45.
Service to one’s community is an important Virgo theme. Over the next year, you may feel motivated to review and make any needed changes in this regard. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 20, 29, 32, 38.
Libras can struggle with setting healthy boundaries. For the next year, your interactions may focus on finding the right balance of power among all involved. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 18, 27, 35, 47.
Scorpio is called a fixed zodiac sign. This pattern can include a tendency to dig in your heels on what you want. Be careful at midweek because a stalemate may result. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 6, 7, 13, 48.
You may find that your heart and mind are not in sync at week’s end. If you can’t find a compromise, try waiting a few days to make important decisions. Lucky numbers: 14, 34, 35, 37, 41, 46.
Capricorns often project a serious demeanour. But you may have a chance at week’s end to adjust your communication style to make it more dynamic and vibrant. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 15, 30, 34, 39.
Aquarius feels deeply about humanity’s evolution. At week’s end, the astrological energy may boost your ability to effectively communicate your vision to others. Lucky numbers: 11, 14, 28, 30, 34, 42.
The energetic environment this next year may encourage you to consider your service to others. Flexibility could help address challenges you may experience. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 16, 26, 37, 39.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Night walks: Charles Dickens battled insomnia by pacing the streets of London, finding story ideas along the way. At home, he even positioned his bed to face north, convinced it helped his creativity and restored some calm to restless nights.
Smooth style: In ancient Egypt, beauty often meant removing every bit of body hair, even from the scalp. Women used seashells as tweezers, rubbed pumice stones, or tried early wax made from bees and sugar to keep skin bare.
Pants pastime: The Finnish language has a word for drinking at home in your underwear. Called päntsdrunk, it’s viewed less as loneliness and more as a lighthearted ritual of comfort, showing how language can capture unique cultural habits.
Rainbow harvest: Each ear of Glass Gem corn reveals a mix of bright colours, from deep violet to soft gold, shining like beads of glass. What began as a farmer’s breeding project became one of the most eye-catching crops.
Tail power: When kangaroos walk, their tails don’t just help with balance, they help push the animal forward. Acting like an additional leg, the tail adds power and stability, letting kangaroos move in a way that’s different from other animals.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Howdy? Howdy who?
Howdy-locious are those cookies?
Why did the poet have to find a proper job? He realized rhyme doesn’t pay.
Ants have antennae, but shouldn’t they be called antlers?
Dad: “Son, why are you home from school early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could truthfully answer the question, ‘Who broke the window?’”
Before thimbles were invented, a lot of people got stuck without one.
Howdy-locious are those cookies?
Why did the poet have to find a proper job? He realized rhyme doesn’t pay.
Ants have antennae, but shouldn’t they be called antlers?
Dad: “Son, why are you home from school early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could truthfully answer the question, ‘Who broke the window?’”
Before thimbles were invented, a lot of people got stuck without one.
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Trivia Answers: 1. Hammer 2. Keratin 3. Six 4. Birds of prey or raptors
5. Mosaic
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Lunar clue: A meteorite found in Africa is offering scientists rare insight into the moon’s hidden history. Researchers studying the sample say it helps bridge a missing chapter in knowledge about when the moon was last volcanically active. The rock appears to have formed deep beneath the surface from molten material that later solidified before being thrown into space by an impact. Its minerals suggest lingering warmth inside the moon long after scientists once believed activity had stopped. The find also hints at how energy moved through the lunar interior over time, shaping its surface and structure. Scientists hope it will guide future missions aimed at uncovering more about the moon’s evolving geological story.
Package protector: A stolen delivery prompted welder Brandon Mejia of Frederick, Maryland (U.S.), to build his own answer to package theft. Instead of purchasing an expensive or flimsy store-bought option, he used scrap materials and his metalworking tools to design a strong and practical secure container. The box’s mechanism allows couriers to freely drop parcels inside, but once the lid closes, it automatically locks and can only be opened with a unique code. He carefully painted the unit, reinforced all the welded seams, and made it heavy enough to deter thieves. Marked with delivery stickers, drivers immediately know to use it without confusion. Since installing it outside his home, every order has arrived safely and securely.
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Forest fight: Across Britain’s woodlands, ash trees are showing signs of a surprising recovery against a fungus that once threatened to wipe them out. The disease, known as ash dieback, devastated landscapes after spreading through Europe. But new generations of trees are sprouting with stronger natural resistance compared to their predecessors, offering fresh optimism to conservationists. Researchers studying their DNA found many small genetic changes, rather than a single mutation, working together to provide protection. This gradual process highlights natural selection at work, as seedlings endure exposure to the spores in their environment. For now, it seems the species may yet carve a future where it thrives again.
Echoed depths: In Abhaneri, India, stands Chand Baori, a vast stepwell long linked with chilling tales and unsettling folklore. Its stone flights plunge 13 levels, forming a geometric maze of thousands of steps that once guided people to cool water and hosted important social gatherings. Folklore claims the structure rose almost overnight, crafted by unseen spirits, with secret tunnels adding to its enduring mystery. At the floor, the air is cooler and the silence is heavy, broken only by faint echoes. Some visitors describe sudden shivers, strange noises, or even shadow-like phantoms. Both an engineering wonder and a source of legend, Chand Baori remains a place where awe meets unease.
“The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity.” - Amelia Earhart
“Real generosity is doing something kind for someone who will never find out.” - Frank A. Clark
“Real generosity is doing something kind for someone who will never find out.” - Frank A. Clark
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Peninsula Singers present ‘Passport to Broadway: ‘A Musical Journey Around The World’, May 2, 7:30pm & May 3, 2pm at Mary Winspear Centre - 2243 Beacon Ave, Sidney. Info & tix: www.marywinspear.ca or 250-656-0275.
Join The Allegra Singers: May 2, 2pm, classic rock, gospel, Canadiana, show tunes & more. Info/tickets at allegrasingers.ca
Gordon Head Garden Club meet on Wed., May 6, 7-9pm in the Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club building, 4105 Lambrick Way.
Victoria Arion Male Choir presents Canadian Mosaic, Sat., May 9, 2pm, Victoria Christian Reformed Church, 661 Agnes St. Tickets $25.
Pacific Rim Potters Spring Show & Sale: Sat., May 9, 10am-4pm, Knox Church Hall, 2964 Richmond Rd. Free admission, parking.
Giant Used Art & Collectibles Sale: Saturday, May 9, 10am-2pm at Prospect Lake Hall, 5358 Sparton Road.
Craft Sale & Flea Market: May 9, 9am-1:30pm at St. Elizabeth’s Church, 10030 3rd St., Sidney. For info email: StElizCraftSale@gmail.com
Hills to Shore Artists Tour is a free, self-guided tour to discover 19 artists across 10 studios on May 9 and 10. Info: www.hillstoshoreartists.ca
Victoria Gilbert & Sullivan Society present ‘The Gondoliers, or the King of Barataria on May 9, 7pm; May 10, 2pm at Dave Dunnet Theatre, Oak Bay High, tix at eventbrite & May 16, 2pm & May 17, 2pm at Charlie White Theatre, tix via Mary Winspear Theatre.
ChoirBurst Needs Volunteers for mini concerts, May 15 & 16, 10am-6pm. 30+ Choirs from all over Canada performing. Contact: Kristians 604-363-0484 or Neil 343-262-2944.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. Visit: DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. What is the body of water between PEI and Nova Scotia?
2. This movie was based on the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
3. The barometric pressure rises at the centre of a hurricane - T/F?
4. Is the world’s tallest volcano in North America, South America, or Asia?
5. The natural sugar found in milk is called fructose, lactose, or sucrose?
2. This movie was based on the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
3. The barometric pressure rises at the centre of a hurricane - T/F?
4. Is the world’s tallest volcano in North America, South America, or Asia?
5. The natural sugar found in milk is called fructose, lactose, or sucrose?
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Early in the week, a subtle opportunity may come from a conversation, something you read, etc. Manifesting it might require balancing the spiritual and the mundane. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 26, 43, 44, 45
Taurus often think change is overrated. But if you feel conflicted about how to proceed, transformative change may be what you need. Don’t reject the possibility. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 17, 19, 43, 46.
The Gemini thirst for knowledge can leave you vulnerable to information overload. Consider acting on a possible end-of-the-week opportunity to slow down. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 11, 14, 27, 33.
Cancers are often reluctant to stray from what they know. But this week, you might have a chance to expand, either within yourself or in the outside world. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 29, 32, 47.
You may feel stalemated by what you want vs. your role in the wider community. You could find that focusing on progress in your world might be good for you, too. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 6, 15, 20, 45.
You may feel fuzzy and disoriented at week’s end. Instead of doubling down on your efforts, consider taking a break for a few days until this dynamic dissipates. Lucky numbers: 8, 18, 23, 28, 33, 41.
For Libras, the idea of evolution often focuses on progress within your close relationships. Right now you might feel a calling, however, to widen this scope. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 18, 31, 33, 45.
Scorpios can be disheartened about humanity’s potential because they intuitively see deeply into their fellow humans’ shadows. Despite this conflict, focus on hope. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 11, 14, 34, 40.
Believing in the inherent goodness of humanity is often part of a Sagittarius belief system. But you may be questioning that now. Strive to achieve a more balanced view. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 11, 17, 39, 45.
One Capricorn theme is building stable foundations and achieving concrete results. The energy early in the week supports you in accomplishing these endeavours. Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 13, 25, 35, 38.
In light of artificial intelligence, many people are questioning humanity’s next evolutionary steps. Those with Aquarius energy could help facilitate this discussion. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 19, 21, 23, 39.
At week’s end, you may want to meditate for a couple of days on your vision and daydreams. But wait until this period passes to figure out which ideas are viable. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 6, 29, 40, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Ear boost: Early hearing aids were nothing like today’s sleek devices. Centuries ago, they were carved from wood, later shifting to rubber, and eventually to electricity. Each step brought people closer to clearer sound and better communication.
Shopping sketches: Michelangelo once drew his grocery list because his servant couldn’t read. The list included simple items like bread, fish, and wine, but those quick sketches now are prized as a rare glimpse into the artist’s everyday life.
Painted past: The Parthenon in Athens, Greece, was once far more colourful than the pale ruins we see today. Its marble carvings and statues were decorated with bright paints and shining details. Centuries of weather have worn away their original brilliance.
Longevity gap: Across much of the animal kingdom, females outlive males. From lions to whales, the trend is clear, and humans are no exception. Biology plays a role, making longer female lifespans a near-universal pattern.
Flag first: Denmark’s flag, known as the Dannebrog, holds the record as the oldest national flag still in continuous use. Its simple white cross on a red background has represented the country for centuries, with little change to its design or meaning.
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Dogs go to obedience school, but cats go to kittygarden.
A man went to a hospital, riding a horse and covered in hay.
He’s now in stable condition.
Nurse: “Why are Mr. and Mrs. Number so happy?”
Doctor: “They are going to have a little one.”
What’s small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
A man went to a hospital, riding a horse and covered in hay.
He’s now in stable condition.
Nurse: “Why are Mr. and Mrs. Number so happy?”
Doctor: “They are going to have a little one.”
What’s small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
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Sweet support: Locals in southern Florida (U.S.) rallied behind ice cream vendor Don Tomas after a short video captured him pushing his cart for miles under the hot sun. Without a truck or trailer, he’s spent years walking neighbourhood to neighbourhood, earning smiles and loyal customers along the way. When a passerby recorded his determination and shared it online, the clip quickly gained traction and inspired a fundraising campaign. More than $20,000 (USD) has been raised, helping Tomas secure better transportation and equipment for his rounds. Known for his upbeat attitude and tireless work ethic, he’s now locally recognized as an inspiring example of everyday perseverance.
Ancient voyage: A team of researchers from Japan and Taiwan recreated a prehistoric sea journey to understand how early people may have travelled between islands thousands of years ago. Using replicas of 30,000-year-old tools, they hollowed out a single cedar trunk to craft a canoe and paddled it from Taiwan to Yonaguni Island, Japan. The group relied on the sun, stars, and ocean swells for direction while navigating powerful currents in the East China Sea. The 140-mile (225 km) trip took nearly two days of continuous paddling. Their success suggests ancient travellers could have completed similar crossings, using skill and determination to explore new regions long before modern navigation existed.
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Canine hero: In Siyathi village, India, a young dog named Rocky became an unexpected hero when torrential rain triggered a sudden nighttime landslide. Sensing danger, he barked loudly until his owner woke up to find cracks forming in the wall and water seeping inside. The man quickly gathered his family and rushed out to alert others in the village. His urgent warnings allowed neighbours to escape before the slide destroyed multiple homes. Locals credit the dog’s sharp instincts and his owner’s quick response for preventing tragedy. Rocky was briefly trapped during the chaos, but later was safely rescued, earning lasting gratitude from the community he helped save.
Painted revival: In Stornara, a small town in southern Italy, faded walls have become canvases for renewal. Once nearly deserted, the community invited artists from around the world to fill its streets with vivid murals, turning empty storefronts and crumbling homes into works of art. What began as a local project led by artist Lino Lombardi has grown into an annual festival that now draws thousands of visitors each year. The colourful transformation has boosted tourism, opened new businesses, and even encouraged families to move back. Each mural reflects the town’s history and spirit in vivid detail. Today, Stornara is recognized as a model for how art can revive small communities.
“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” - Galileo Galilei
“Follow that will and that way which experience confirms to be your own.” - Carl Jung
“Follow that will and that way which experience confirms to be your own.” - Carl Jung
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Victoria Outdoor Adventure Show: April 24 - 26, Friday 1-8pm, Saturday 10am - 6pm & Sunday 10am - 4pm at West Shore Parks & Rec, 1767 Island Highway in Colwood. For more info visit www.VictoriaOutdoorShow.com
73rd Annual Arts & Crafts Exhibition & Sale: Sat., April 25, 10am-5pm; Sun., April 26, 10am-4pm. Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave., Sidney. Info & tix: www.spacsociety.com
Central Saanich Lawn Bowls Club Open House: Sat., April 25, & Sun., April 26, 10:30am-3:30pm at 1800 Hovey Rd., Centennial Park. Flat-soled shoes required.
Lawn Bowling Open House: Learn something new April 25, 1-3:30pm & April 27, 5:30-8pm at Lake Hill Bowling Club, 3930 Lasalle.
Saanich Peninsula Arts & Craft Society Exhibition & Sale: See over 2000 original art works on April 25 & 26 at the 73rd Exhibition at Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave., Sidney.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Open House: April 26, 1-3pm & April 29, 6-8pm. Located behind Q Centre Arena in Colwood.
Peninsula Singers present ‘Passport to Broadway: ‘A Musical Journey Around The World’, May 1, 7:30pm; May 2, 7:30pm & May 3, 2pm at Mary Winspear Centre - 2243 Beacon Ave, Sidney. Info & tix: www.marywinspear.ca or 250-656-0275.
Join The Allegra Singers: May 1, 7:30pm or May 2, 2pm, classic rock, gospel, Canadiana, show tunes & more. Info/tickets at allegrasingers.ca
Gordon Head Garden Club meet on Wed., May 6, 7-9pm in the Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club building, 4105 Lambrick Way.
Get Your Space Now! For the craft sale/flea market held on May 9, 9am-1:30pm at St. Elizabeth’s Church, 10030 3rd St., Sidney. For info email: StElizCraftSale@gmail.com
Hills to Shore Artists Tour is a free, self-guided tour to discover 19 artists across 10 studios on May 9 and 10. Info: www.hillstoshoreartists.ca
Victoria Gilbert & Sullivan Society present ‘The Gondoliers, or the King of Barataria on May 9, 7pm; May 10, 2pm at Dave Dunnet Theatre, Oak Bay High, tix at eventbrite & May 16, 2pm & May 17, 2pm at Charlie White Theatre, tix via Mary Winspear Theatre.
ChoirBurst Needs Volunteers for mini concerts, May 15 & 16, 10am-6pm. 30+ Choirs from all over Canada performing. Contact: Kristians 604-363-0484 or Neil 343-262-2944.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. Visit: DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. The novel Phantom of the Opera was written by Jules Verne - T/F?
2. What is the longest river in the Czech Republic that flows to the north sea?
3. Which two chess pieces can’t move diagonally?
4. Are cats the only animal that purr?
5. This famous chef wrote the cookbook Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
2. What is the longest river in the Czech Republic that flows to the north sea?
3. Which two chess pieces can’t move diagonally?
4. Are cats the only animal that purr?
5. This famous chef wrote the cookbook Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
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Aries often juggle many projects, starting them quickly but not always completing them all. But an opportunity for endurance may be available to you at midweek. Lucky numbers: 1, 18, 21, 24, 32, 48.
You may seek to wrap something up at the end of the week. If needed, try to gently communicate this intention to others whose involvement you might need to succeed. Lucky numbers: 5, 14, 20, 22, 30, 45.
You might want to spend time talking to others about what you want to achieve. An unexpected person or opportunity may be able to aid you with your endeavour. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 13, 14, 33, 34.
If you are in an awkward situation with someone, communicating midweek may be easier. This might open an opportunity for you to succeed where you didn’t before. Lucky numbers: 7, 14, 20, 27, 34, 40.
Leos often like to keep things sunny, rather than looking at shadows. At midweek, this dynamic may create a conflict to face to successfully complete your endeavours. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 18, 30, 31, 42.
Virgos often are not good at showing off their ability to navigate and complete tasks. The end of this week may be a good time to highlight your talents to others. Lucky numbers: 2, 10, 28, 32, 33, 46.
Your Libra tact and diplomacy may be heightened early this week. If a situation needs resolution, now might be time for you to step up and negotiate between the parties. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 11, 14, 18, 35.
If you run into difficulty finishing a project at week’s end, think through recent conversations about it. A different approach to communication may ease the stalemate. Lucky numbers: 10, 17, 28, 36, 40, 45.
Your mind and emotions may be in sync for a few days at the end of the week. This might give a boost to achieving one of your goals, so try not to let it pass by. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 21, 23, 28, 32.
Are you having difficulty now completing a goal? This is unusual for ambitious Capricorns. It may help to do a deep dive into your psyche to find the cause. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 28, 35, 41, 45.
You may be presented with lots of options to achieve your goals. If you become overwhelmed trying to choose, look for the one that aligns with your values. Lucky numbers: 17, 19, 24, 26, 33, 43.
Intuitive Pisces can see information, but may have trouble communicating it to others. End-of-the-week energy could help evolve a more grounded presentation style. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 16, 24, 37, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 14.
Cookie craze: Girl Scout Cookies began as a part of simple bake sales and grew to a nationwide tradition. What started in one small community later expanded into a seasonal fundraiser, with new flavours, packaging, and online orders keeping the tradition alive.
Bet book: Dr. Seuss, the famous children’s author, once accepted a challenge to write a story using only 50 words. The result was Green Eggs and Ham, and from a playful bet came one of his most celebrated books.
Heart finger: In many Western traditions, a ring on the left ring finger signals marriage, rooted in the old belief that a vein ran from this finger to the heart. Over time, it came to symbolize love, stability, and lasting devotion.
Shakespearean chickens: The idea of calling cowards “chickens” can be traced to William Shakespeare, who used the image of frightened soldiers scattering like birds. From there, the term stuck and grew into phrases like “chicken-hearted.”
Shadow superstition: Groundhog Day began as a belief among settlers in Pennsylvania (U.S.) that the animal’s shadow could reveal the length of winter. A visible shadow meant more cold weeks ahead, while no shadow was taken as a sign of early spring.
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People who buy books on lawncare become good weeders.
Diner: “Is there any stew on the menu?”
Waiter: “Yes, but I wiped it off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meghan. Meghan who? All these knock, knock jokes are meghan me irritated!
Ed’s parents have another son named Ed. Two Eds are better than one.
People who buy books on lawncare become good weeders.
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Waiter: “Yes, but I wiped it off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meghan. Meghan who? All these knock, knock jokes are meghan me irritated!
Ed’s parents have another son named Ed. Two Eds are better than one.
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Canine connection: In Denton, Texas (U.S.), mail carrier Ian Burke built an unexpected friendship with a lively dog called Floyd while working his delivery route. The friendly German Shepherd-Border Collie mix would rush to meet him each day, eager for attention and affection. Floyd’s owner, a Vietnam veteran who used a wheelchair, relied on him for help and companionship. After Burke was assigned a new route, their visits ended. Some time later, he learned Floyd’s owner had passed away and that the dog had been taken to a nearby shelter. Burke went straight there to adopt him, ensuring his old four-legged friend of a safe new home, and proving that dogs and mailmen can make the best of friends.
Beach artistry: Minister and sand sculptor Mark Lewis turns simple beach outings into works of art. Using only sand and basic tools, he builds remarkably realistic creations in Weymouth, England, from giant shoes to well-known film and cartoon figures. The hobby started years ago with his children and grew into a passion that draws crowds and inspires others to try it themselves. After learning professional sculpting methods, Lewis began shaping taller, more complex pieces that stand out along the shore until the tide washes them away. Each project is temporary by design, a fleeting display meant to bring joy to anyone who stumbles upon it. For him, the real reward is watching people pause, laugh, and take in the moment.
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Renewed hands: After receiving a rare double hand transplant that changed his life, Luka Kriszanac is rebuilding his independence in Zurich, Switzerland. As a child, a severe infection left him without hands, but years later, surgeons at a hospital in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (U.S.), made it possible for him to regain them. The operation involved carefully matching a donor with similar skin tone, bone structure, and blood type, followed by months of healing and therapy. Now, Kriszanac can hold everyday items, feel warmth and texture, and perform tasks once unimaginable. His recovery continues, but he views the result as nothing short of a miracle, and has a lasting bond with those who made it happen.
Book retreat: Travellers in Japan can stay at Book and Bed Tokyo, a hostel made for those who love getting lost in a good story. Guests sleep in compact pods built directly into bookshelves, surrounded by rows of novels and soft, warm light. Each pod includes basic comforts like bedding, a lamp, and a power outlet, creating a quiet space to peacefully unwind. The atmosphere is calm and hushed, much like a library, where guests naturally lower their voices. A shared lounge offers couches and cozy corners for reading or chatting with others. Away from Tokyo’s constant rush, this small haven invites visitors to slow down, open a book, and enjoy the simple pleasure of reading before bed.
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“I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.” - Michael Jordan
“Well done is better than well said.” - Benjamin Franklin
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FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Victoria Outdoor Adventure Show: April 24 - 26, Friday 1-8pm, Saturday 10am - 6pm & Sunday 10am - 4pm at West Shore Parks & Rec, 1767 Island Highway in Colwood. For more info visit www.VictoriaOutdoorShow.com
73rd Annual Arts & Crafts Exhibition & Sale: Sat., April 25, 10am-5pm; Sun., April 26, 10am-4pm. Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave., Sidney. Info & tix: www.spacsociety.com
Central Saanich Lawn Bowls Club Open House: Sat., April 25, & Sun., April 26, 10:30am-3:30pm at 1800 Hovey Rd., Centennial Park. Flat-soled shoes required.
Lawn Bowling Open House: Learn something new April 25, 1-3:30pm & April 27, 5:30-8pm at Lake Hill Bowling Club, 3930 Lasalle.
Saanich Peninsula Arts & Craft Society Exhibition & Sale: See over 2000 original art works on April 25 & 26 at the 73rd Exhibition at Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave., Sidney.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Open House: April 26, 1-3pm & April 29, 6-8pm. Located behind Q Centre Arena in Colwood.
Peninsula Singers present ‘Passport to Broadway: ‘A Musical Journey Around The World’, May 1, 7:30pm; May 2, 7:30pm & May 3, 2pm at Mary Winspear Centre - 2243 Beacon Ave, Sidney. Info & tix: www.marywinspear.ca or 250-656-0275.
Join The Allegra Singers: May 1, 7:30pm or May 2, 2pm, classic rock, gospel, Canadiana, show tunes & more. Info/tickets at allegrasingers.ca
Victoria Gilbert & Sullivan Society present ‘The Gondoliers, or the King of Barataria on May 9, 7pm; May 10, 2pm at Dave Dunnet Theatre, Oak Bay High, tix at eventbrite & May 16, 2pm & May 17, 2pm at Charlie White Theatre, tix via Mary Winspear Theatre.
ChoirBurst Needs Volunteers for mini concerts, May 15 & 16, 10am-6pm. 30+ Choirs from all over Canada performing. Contact: Kristians 604-363-0484 or Neil 343-262-2944.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. What is the only plant the Monarch caterpillar eats?
2. What is the actual colour of the sun?
3. The Shetland Islands are part of Ireland - T/F?
4. On a musical staff, what notation indicates G pitch?
5. Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy are introduced in this Louisa May Alcott book.
2. What is the actual colour of the sun?
3. The Shetland Islands are part of Ireland - T/F?
4. On a musical staff, what notation indicates G pitch?
5. Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy are introduced in this Louisa May Alcott book.
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At midweek, watch for a subtle opportunity for you to develop a more effective leadership style. Taking advantage of it might require some growth on your part. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 16, 20, 27, 42.
Uranus is in the process of leaving Taurus after an eight-year stay. Has what you value changed during this period? If so, how do you want to proceed now? Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 14, 40, 41, 47.
Uranus returns to Gemini for the next seven years. This could herald many changes. Your motto now may well become that you have to “expect the unexpected.” Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 14, 17, 31, 38.
Be careful in communicating with others this week, or risk being misunderstood. Resist impulses to inflate yourself or your arguments. It could hurt your good reputation. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 17, 18, 20, 26.
The energy at week’s end adds to natural Leo enthusiasm. How do you want to use it to advance your goals now? Be careful about making promises you can’t keep. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 13, 17, 31, 44.
If you recently felt unclear or unsettled, the shift at week’s end may come as a relief. Your attention to detail and your grounded nature might be back in place. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 24, 29, 33, 43.
For the next few months, Athena may be a good archetype for Libra women. You might learn to be a strong leader while not losing the best of your Libra qualities. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 17, 30, 31, 40.
The intense, intuitive nature of many Scorpios might present challenges. For the next few weeks, you may access an energy to help you make a positive adjustment. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 16, 33, 40, 41.
For a few weeks, you may run into obstacles to your goals. Consider if your values have shifted over time, and whether your efforts are in alignment with them. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 8, 14, 28, 42.
Your heart and head may oppose each other midweek. Capricorns sometimes aren’t comfortable nurturing themselves or others, but that may resolve the stalemate. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 25, 39, 43, 47.
You may feel discouraged this week about things getting better, either in your life or in the wider world. Take a breath and try to be patient for the next week. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 16, 21, 40, 47.
You may have an opportunity this week to nail down the details of a vision that right now is only in your head. Try not to resist the work that might be required. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 27, 28, 36, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Space sweep: The familiar handheld vacuum owes its design to technology built for astronauts. A compact, battery-powered drill created for moon missions later inspired cordless cleaners, turning space-age problem-solving into a household convenience.
Soft starters: Newborns don’t begin with the solid kneecaps adults have. Instead, theirs are made of flexible cartilage that bends more easily. Over time, this material slowly transforms, giving children the stronger bone structure needed for walking and running.
Sky sparks: Around the world, lightning flashes about a hundred times every second. Each strike carries immense energy, reminding us that the planet’s skies are constantly alive with bursts of natural electricity.
Beat twist: The Beatles’ name may have started as a playful nod to Buddy Holly’s band, the Crickets. First called “The Beetles,” the spelling later shifted to include “beat,” creating the famous title that stuck forever.
Decay dilemma: Tooth decay is one of the world’s most widespread diseases, affecting nearly everyone at some stage. It begins when bacteria turns sugars into acid, slowly wearing teeth down, but good brushing and diet choices can greatly reduce the risk.
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Why would Snow White make a good judge? Because she is the fairest of them all.
How well did the cat do in school? Purrfect, he was the teacher’s pet.
Did you hear about the old joke about cake? It’s pretty stale.
Policeman: “Excuse me, this is a one-way street.”
Motorist: “That’s OK, I’m only going one way.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Althea. Althea who. Althea later, dude.
How well did the cat do in school? Purrfect, he was the teacher’s pet.
Did you hear about the old joke about cake? It’s pretty stale.
Policeman: “Excuse me, this is a one-way street.”
Motorist: “That’s OK, I’m only going one way.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Althea. Althea who. Althea later, dude.
Trivia Answers: 1. Milkweed 2. White 3. False, Scotland 4. Treble or G clef 5. Little Women
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Greater Victoria Edition
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Face recall: A West Midlands, England, community police officer has gained attention for his unusual knack for remembering faces with extraordinary accuracy. Andy Pope, nicknamed the “Memory Cop,” has managed to help police identify thousands of wanted people over the years. His skill extends beyond ordinary recognition, as he can pick out individuals from blurred security footage, in busy public areas, or even when part of their features are concealed. To keep his memory fresh, he studies images and police updates before heading out on patrol. In one instance, he recognized someone by a small facial mark long after first seeing their picture. His sharp eye for people remains a powerful tool for law enforcement.
Pencil power: Illustrator Rose O’Neill began a groundbreaking career in New York City in the 1890s that reshaped how women were seen in the art world. She started with newspaper drawings, and became one of the first women to earn national attention for her cartoons. Her best-known creations, the Kewpies, appeared in magazines and advertisements, spreading messages of kindness and good humour. Beyond artistic success, O’Neill used her work to promote equality and women’s rights, often adding social themes to her drawings. And she supported efforts to help children and families in need. With talent and determination, she turned her art into something joyful and meaningful, and left an enduring mark.
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Power cavern: Plans are underway to build the first large-scale energy facility storing compressed air underground. Developed by Augwind Energy, the project in Germany will transform a mined salt cavern into an “AirBattery” that can hold renewable energy for weeks or even months. The system works by compressing air and releasing it through water chambers to drive turbines when power is needed. Unlike lithium-ion batteries, it uses local materials and avoids dependence on imported metals. Engineers expect the technology to strengthen energy security while balancing solar and wind fluctuations. If successful, the approach could become a model for future clean energy storage projects across Europe.
Climbing freedom: People have built outdoor ladders that let cats travel safely between balconies and the ground in Bern, Switzerland. Many are homemade, using wood or metal to create ramps and bridges that attach to windows or nearby trees. Some are short and simple, while others stretch several stories high in creative patterns and shapes. The idea began as a way to give cats independence without risking dangerous jumps or long falls. Over time, it spread across the city and caught the attention of visitors, who find the ladders both useful and amusing. Blending practicality with care for animals, Bern’s cat ladders have become a familiar and thoughtful part of daily urban life.
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“Let the improvement of yourself keep you so busy that you have no time to criticize others.” - Roy T. Bennett
“No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.” - Aesop
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FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Free Variety Concert: Held at Centennial United Church, 612 David St., on Sat., April 11, 3-4:30pm. Enjoy an afternoon of music & performances from local community members. Free admission. All are welcome.
Spring Clothing, Jewellery & Book Sale: Gently used items for sale Fri., April 17, & Sat., April 18, 9:30am-2pm at St. Patrick’s Church, 2060 Haultain. Ample parking & wheelchair accessible.
Island Showcase, Model Show & Contest: Sat., April 18. Hosted by IPMS Victoria at the Archie Browning Sports Arena, 1151 Esquimalt Rd. Opens at 9am with judging to start at 12pm. Theme: ‘West Coast’.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Open Houses: April 18 & 26, 1-3pm & April 29, 6-8pm. Located behind Q Centre Arena in Colwood
St. Mary’s Oak Bay Jazz Evensong welcomes The John Lee Trio! on Sun., April 19, 4-5pm, 1701 Elgin Rd. By donation. For info, visit: www.stmarysoakbay.ca/jazz-evensong
Victoria Outdoor Adventure Show: April 24 - 26, Friday 1-8pm, Saturday 10am - 6pm & Sunday 10am - 4pm at West Shore Parks & Rec, 1767 Island Highway in Colwood. For more info visit www.VictoriaOutdoorShow.com
73rd Annual Arts & Crafts Exhibition & Sale: Sat., April 25, 10am-5pm; Sun., April 26, 10am-4pm. Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave., Sidney. Info & tix: www.spacsociety.com
Central Saanich Lawn Bowls Club Open House: Sat., April 25, & Sun., April 26, 10:30am-3:30pm at 1800 Hovey Rd., Centennial Park. Flat-soled shoes required.
ChoirBurst Needs Volunteers for mini concerts, May 15 & 16, 10am-6pm. 30+ Choirs from all over Canada performing. Contact: Kristians 604-363-0484 or Neil 343-262-2944.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. Sherlock Holmes took care of this insect in his retirement.
2. Bronze consists primarily of copper and tin - T/F?
3. Which ancient culture harvested the papyrus plant to make paper?
4. If you visited Bruce Peninsula National Park, you would be in which Canadian province?
5. In what year did the Beatles come to America?
2. Bronze consists primarily of copper and tin - T/F?
3. Which ancient culture harvested the papyrus plant to make paper?
4. If you visited Bruce Peninsula National Park, you would be in which Canadian province?
5. In what year did the Beatles come to America?
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This week is a crucial one within a three-week window. You may be debating what is most important. Be sure of what you want before you start something new. Lucky numbers: 5, 16, 22, 24, 31, 45.
Your birthday month is a good time to review your year’s accomplishments, and set goals for the new one. An opportunity may bring you into uncharted territory. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 22, 25, 26, 44.
Monitor what you say this week. Geminis sometimes speak without considering reactions. This tendency may be heightened, perhaps with unwanted outcomes. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 13, 15, 29, 43.
Early this week may be a good moment for some down time. The energy could encourage you to relax without guilt about putting aside your responsibilities for a bit. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 18, 33, 41, 42.
You may have a greater opportunity early this week to tell others what you want. You might be successful, but be careful about being impulsive in what you say. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 22, 32, 35, 45.
You may feel unclear about how to proceed for a few days at the beginning of the week. You may want to postpone any important decisions until this passes. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 20, 22, 32, 46.
Those who live with Libras know they don’t like to show anger. Midweek, however, this may not be true. So to try to prevent a standoff, be careful what you say. Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 24, 25, 38, 44.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals at that time? Review your progress to date, and make any needed changes to the plan. Lucky numbers: 14, 28, 31, 39, 45, 47.
An important Sagittarius theme is a philosophy reflecting who they are and what they believe. Does your philosophy represent your values? Make necessary adjustments. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 13, 24, 34, 37.
Capricorns focus on endeavours bringing them success and achievement. This may be a good time to evaluate if these efforts are in alignment with your highest values. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 10, 11, 26, 44.
This week’s energy may support you in helping humanity’s evolution, especially in telling others of your plans. Be careful about being too aggressive in your approach. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 18, 29, 36, 41.
You may feel confused and subject to delusion early this week. It may be better to postpone any important decisions or actions for a few days until this passes. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 9, 24, 30, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 25.
Battle brew: Instant coffee took off during World War II, when soldiers, sailors, and aviators relied on it for a quick caffeine fix. They then carried the habit home after the war, turning the novel powder into a worldwide everyday drink.
King’s cravings: Singer Elvis Presley treated breakfast like a feast. Reports from his longtime cooks describe mornings filled with piled plates of biscuits, eggs, and meats, often served in bed, showing his taste for both comfort and indulgence.
Number itch: Arithmomania is the compulsive drive to count, whether it’s steps, cars, or anything else. The urge can fade and return, sometimes pushing people to track exact totals or seek even numbers before feeling satisfied.
Language mosaic: North America once held hundreds of different Indigenous languages and dialects, some unlike any others in existence. In certain areas, the sheer range of languages surpassed all of Europe, reflecting a broad cultural diversity.
Spinning flight: In ancient China, children spun bamboo toys that rose into the air when twirled by hand. The playful design showed how spinning blades could create lift, an idea that later inspired inventors working toward the creation of helicopters.
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Bob: “Why are elephants so wrinkly?”
Rob: “They're too big to fit on the ironing board.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell rings, I can stop knocking.
What’s the best day of the week to play a double header in baseball? Tuesday.
Did you hear about the kid who eats cold porridge for breakfast? It was pretty gruel.
Be careful when it is raining cats and dogs. You might step in a poodle.
Rob: “They're too big to fit on the ironing board.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell rings, I can stop knocking.
What’s the best day of the week to play a double header in baseball? Tuesday.
Did you hear about the kid who eats cold porridge for breakfast? It was pretty gruel.
Be careful when it is raining cats and dogs. You might step in a poodle.
Trivia Answers: 1. Honey bees 2. True 3. Egyptian 4. Ontario 5. 1964
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April 6 - 12, 2026
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Chilly challenge: Each year, a record-breaking snow maze brings winter magic to visitors in St. Adolphe, Manitoba (Canada). Built on the site of a corn maze, this frosty labyrinth attracts thousands eager to weave through its towering, castle-like walls. The maze, certified as the world’s largest, is crafted from compacted snow using specialized equipment and determination. Even on the coldest days, its thick walls offer shelter from the wind, making the experience surprisingly cozy. Beyond the maze, visitors can enjoy sleigh rides, a snow hill, and a giant igloo serving hot drinks. This annual tradition shows that a little snow and a lot of imagination can turn a chilly day into a winter wonderland.
Glowing bay: The waters of Mosquito Bay, on the island of Vieques, Puerto Rico, glow with an otherworldly light once darkness falls. The shimmering effect comes from countless microscopic organisms that emit a radiant blue-green hue when disturbed. Recognized globally for its intensity, the bay is often described as one of the planet’s brightest examples of bioluminescence. Kayakers drift across the still surface, each movement sending soft waves of light rippling outward. Because the phenomenon is fragile, local guides limit activity to protect its delicate balance. The glowing bay continues to draw visitors from around the world eager to witness this rare natural spectacle firsthand.
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Language wiring: The language a person learns early in life seems to shape how their brain connects and processes information. In a study comparing native speakers of German and Arabic, scientists found distinct differences in white matter, the brain’s wiring that links regions for understanding and producing speech. German speakers showed stronger connections on one side, while Arabic speakers had more cross-hemisphere communication. Researchers believe these patterns reflect each language’s grammar and sound structure. The results suggest that growing up with a language leaves lasting physical traces in the brain, revealing how closely language and thought are connected.
Labor legacy: In Winsted, Connecticut (U.S.), a massive indoor mural stands as a tribute to a variety of trades and professions. Measuring about 120 feet (37 m) long and five stories high, it ranks among the largest indoor artworks ever created. Artist Ellen Griesedieck conceived the project after watching an aircraft engine being fitted into place, inspiring her to capture the pride and scale of human work. Combining painting and sculpture, it portrays real people in everyday roles, from firefighters and farmers to steelworkers and teachers. Supported by craftspeople and donors who contributed materials, the mural continues to grow, echoing the same collaboration it depicts.
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“Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.” - Carl Sandburg
“One eye sees, the other feels.” - Paul Klee
“One eye sees, the other feels.” - Paul Klee
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Free Variety Concert: Held at Centennial United Church, 612 David St., on Sat., April 11, 3-4:30pm. Enjoy an afternoon of music & performances from local community members. Free admission. All are welcome.
Spring Clothing, Jewellery & Book Sale: Gently used items for sale Fri., April 17, & Sat., April 18, 9:30am-2pm at St. Patrick’s Church, 2060 Haultain. Ample parking & wheelchair accessible.
Island Showcase, Model Show & Contest: Sat., April 18. Hosted by IPMS Victoria at the Archie Browning Sports Arena, 1151 Esquimalt Rd. Opens at 9am with judging to start at 12pm. Theme: ‘West Coast’.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Open Houses: April 18 & 26, 1-3pm & April 29, 6-8pm. Located behind Q Centre Arena in Colwood
St. Mary’s Oak Bay Jazz Evensong welcomes The John Lee Trio! on Sun., April 19, 4-5pm, 1701 Elgin Rd. By donation. For info, visit: www.stmarysoakbay.ca/jazz-evensong
Victoria Outdoor Adventure Show: April 24 - 26, Friday 1-8pm, Saturday 10am - 6pm & Sunday 10am - 4pm at West Shore Parks & Rec, 1767 Island Highway in Colwood. For more info visit www.VictoriaOutdoorShow.com
Saanich Peninsula Arts & Craft Society Exhibition & Sale: See over 2000 original art works on April 25 & 26 at the 73rd Exhibition at Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave., Sidney.
ChoirBurst Needs Volunteers for mini concerts, May 15 & 16, 10am-6pm. 30+ Choirs from all over Canada performing. Contact: Kristians 604-363-0484 or Neil 343-262-2944.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. What is the largest bird of Australia?
2. Hercules was punished with 5, 12, or 15 labours to complete?
3. Bell, Book and _____ is a 1958 movie starring Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak.
4. A thesaurus is a book of homonyms - T/F?
5. Is the Equator a line of latitude or longitude?
2. Hercules was punished with 5, 12, or 15 labours to complete?
3. Bell, Book and _____ is a 1958 movie starring Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak.
4. A thesaurus is a book of homonyms - T/F?
5. Is the Equator a line of latitude or longitude?
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For the next few weeks, you may feel on edge. Be aware of times you are angry or impulsive. An adjustment in your view could be enough to help heal an old wound. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 24, 28, 33, 47.
Taurus normally gravitates to what you can validate as real. Early this week, you may intuitively experience something unusual. Resist temptation to automatically reject it. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 11, 33, 34, 37.
Early in the week, you may receive conflicting information pushing you in different directions. Pick the option that most aligns with your philosophy and beliefs. Lucky numbers: 23, 27, 32, 41, 44, 46.
Your nature is to nurture those you care about. However, this can tip into smothering. Someone close to you may need to be encouraged to stand on their own two feet. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 11, 17, 26, 29..
You may run into a stalemate at week’s end. To break through it, consider how to use your skills right now to provide a greater contribution to the larger community. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 18, 29, 34, 48.
Virgos are known for their attention to detail and hardworking nature. But this week, you may have an opportunity to integrate the idea of working smarter, not harder. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 21, 30, 33, 45.
Libras tend to keep a lid on frustrations, often past a healthy point. For a few weeks, consciously address the issue to try to avoid encountering significant opposition. Lucky numbers: 8, 16, 20, 25, 30, 40.
Scorpios dig in their heels when they feel strongly about something. For the next few weeks, a change in your approach might prevent a conflict with others about it. Lucky numbers: 9, 17, 27, 29, 36, 42.
Early in the week, taking some time out to reflect on your philosophy and beliefs might be advantageous. Do your efforts in the world align with what you think? Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 16, 19, 43, 45.
Midweek, others may see your serious demeanour and ability to get things done. How might you work together to accomplish something important to both of you? Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 26, 28, 34, 45.
The end-of-the-week energy may support your efforts to recruit others to your endeavours about humanity’s evolution. Try not to let the opportunity pass you by. Lucky numbers: 10, 27, 28, 32, 39, 47.
Pisces have dreams, but may have difficulty manifesting them. In the coming weeks, seek opportunities that allow you to grow into achieving concrete results. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 16, 20, 27, 45.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 23.
Pan pride: In Trinidad and Tobago, inventive musicians shaped old oil barrels into the steelpan. What began as an improvised instrument soon became the Caribbean’s signature sound, carrying island culture from local gatherings to international stages.
Watching eyes: Some works of art give the uncanny feeling that the eyes are following you as you move. By using simple tricks with lines and shadows, artists can make flat images feel alive, adding mystery and depth to their creations.
False start: The saying about beginning on the “wrong foot” reflects old preferences for the right side. In long-held tradition, the right was tied to good fortune, while the left side often carried hints of error or general bad luck.
Winter pause: Bears retreat to dens during colder months, but don’t spend the whole time in deep sleep. They stir, shift around often, and rely on fat reserves for energy until spring finally brings food and easier conditions again.
Ocean hitchhikers: Dolphin lice are small crustaceans, not insects, and they spend their days holding tight to swift, slippery hosts. They tuck into creases of skin with claw-like legs, surviving the ride while waiting for a rare chance to reproduce.
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They invented a computer as smart as a human; it blames its mistakes on other computers.
Dad: “Son, why haven’t you washed your hair?”
Son: “The shampoo bottle said, For Dry Hair. Mine was already wet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Statue. Statue who? It’s me. Statue?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? A teapot.
Old carpenters don’t retire, they just lumber around!
Dad: “Son, why haven’t you washed your hair?”
Son: “The shampoo bottle said, For Dry Hair. Mine was already wet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Statue. Statue who? It’s me. Statue?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? A teapot.
Old carpenters don’t retire, they just lumber around!
Trivia Answers: 1. Emu 2. 12 3. Candle 4. False, synonyms 5. Latitude
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