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March 30 - April 5, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Hero honoured: A Reading, England, construction worker trapped by flames was saved when crane operator Glen Edwards swung his basket close enough for the man to escape. The dangerous lift, carried out through thick smoke and high winds, quickly made Edwards a local hero admired by many. Not long after, news emerged that he also was battling terminal cancer, which added even greater weight to his act of courage that day. A charity later stepped in to help, arranging practical upgrades for his home along with thoughtful extras, including new items and a fishing trip. His daring rescue, along with the support he later received, left a moving impression on the community.
Shark skin: Delta Air Lines is turning to the natural world in search of new ways to cut fuel use. Partnering with Australian firm MicroTau, the airline is experimenting with a special coating that imitates the unique texture of shark skin. The material is covered with tiny grooves, or riblets, that guide air smoothly across the plane’s surface and lower drag. Tests will focus on widebody jets, with the technology applied to major sections including the wings and tail. Delta’s Sustainable Skies Lab is also exploring other aerodynamic add-ons, such as fish-like fins, alongside newer aircraft designs. The project clearly shows how nature’s patterns often provide the best ideas for innovation.
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Tub retreat: In Gatlinburg, Tennessee (U.S.), a tucked-away spot called Creekside Hideaway offers a getaway with a twist. Spread across a peaceful property, guests can stay in tiny cabins, cast a line in the pond, or wander beside the creeks. But the highlight is floating in a wood-fired hot tub that’s on a boat. These circular tubs drift across the lake using electric motors, combining the ease of a spa with the calm of open water. With firewood stacked and temperatures customizable, it’s as cozy as it is creative. Surrounded by forest and fresh air, guests can soak in silence or share the experience with friends. It’s a mix of comfort, novelty, and nature, making this mountain escape feel both whimsical and well-earned.
Sacred springs: When a woman in the hills of Uttarakhand, India, bent toward a small stone shrine nestled between orchard trees, she returned with a jug of clear water. This structure, known as a naula, is one of many ancient water temples built over natural springs across the Himalayan slopes. Once neglected, these sites are being revived by local communities that face unreliable piped water and worsening droughts. Restoration efforts involve mapping underground catchment zones, planting native trees, and digging contour trenches to improve groundwater recharge. For many, it’s become a practical way to secure water and preserve what has quietly sustained them for generations.
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“It’s fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.” - Bill Gates
“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.” - Confucius
“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.” - Confucius
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Gordon Head Garden Club Meeting: April 1, 7-9pm at Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club, 4105 Lambrick Way. Visitors welcome at no charge. Includes a parlour show, raffle & speaker program.
Free Variety Concert: Held at Centennial United Church, 612 David St., on Sat., April 11, 3-4:30pm. Enjoy an afternoon of music & performances from local community members. Free admission. All are welcome.
Spring Clothing, Jewellery & Book Sale: Gently used items for sale Fri., April 17, & Sat., April 18, 9:30am-2pm at St. Patrick’s Church, 2060 Haultain. Ample parking & wheelchair accessible.
Island Showcase, Model Show & Contest: Sat., April 18. Hosted by IPMS Victoria at the Archie Browning Sports Arena, 1151 Esquimalt Rd. Opens at 9am with judging to start at 12pm. Theme: ‘West Coast’.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Open Houses: April 18 & 26, 1-3pm & April 29, 6-8pm. Located behind Q Centre Arena in Colwood
ChoirBurst Needs Volunteers for mini concerts, May 15 & 16, 10am-6pm. 30+ Choirs from all over Canada performing. Contact: Kristians 604-363-0484 or Neil 343-262-2944.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. Indonesia has about 17,000 of these.
2. Tadpoles are carnivores - T/F?
3. Who directed the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
4. Where did cheddar cheese originate?
5. Who wrote the short story The Cask of Amontillado?
2. Tadpoles are carnivores - T/F?
3. Who directed the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
4. Where did cheddar cheese originate?
5. Who wrote the short story The Cask of Amontillado?
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This week may offer a hidden opportunity to help you achieve something you are passionate about. Unearthing it might require you to enter a new period of growth. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 14, 21, 27, 46.
The next few weeks may provide a chance to achieve a goal that advances your highest values. Don’t let stubbornness about what you think is realistic hold you back. Lucky numbers: 8, 33, 38, 44, 46, 48.
Early this week, your sharp mind may see a subtle, new opportunity for success. But you might have to navigate a challenge between your rational mind and your intuition. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 19, 20, 34, 42.
You have been in an extended growth period, but it should end in about three months. What endeavour do you want to manifest now, and whose help do you need? Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 15, 22, 41, 48.
For the next few weeks, you may find the energy slows down. If making progress becomes too difficult, this may be a good time to take a break, assuming you can. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 18, 27, 35, 40.
Your natural attention to detail may be heightened early this week. Which difficult project could benefit from the extra energy boost that might be in effect for a few days? Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 20, 26, 27, 30.
Your skills of tact and diplomacy may be in high gear at midweek. Can you now use this heightened ability to bring a thorny situation to a successful conclusion? Lucky numbers: 11, 27, 32, 35, 37, 41.
Your intuition may be very intense at week’s end. Let yourself step back from information overload. Carve out time and space to centre back into yourself. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 20, 27, 34, 42.
Now may be time to slow down and consider what you most value. Then you can make any needed adjustments to bring your efforts into alignment with them. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 8, 15, 28, 36.
For the next few weeks, a compatible dynamic may strengthen your ability to accomplish your goal. Be sure it is something you are truly passionate about achieving. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 8, 27, 28, 36.
Pluto strongly encourages evolutionary transformation for humanity, and for Aquarius in particular. It may be time to slow down and ponder what this means for you. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 9, 25, 28, 34.
You may find that your mind and emotions are in a stalemate at the beginning of the week. Try to take a deep breath and wait a few days for this to pass. Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 18, 27, 42, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Gift games: In China, giving and receiving presents is a ritual as much as an exchange. A gift is often refused several times before it’s accepted, and even then, both sides downplay its importance to show modesty and respect.
Ant spa: Some birds deliberately let ants crawl over them or burrow into their feathers. This “anting” behaviour may help keep parasites away, while also soothing irritation and maintaining the health of their plumage.
Flame find: In 1826, John Walker stumbled onto the first friction match when a treated stick brushed against stone and unexpectedly sparked. What began as a curiosity soon reshaped the everyday act of lighting fires.
Click keys: Before modern alternatives, pianists sometimes practiced on silent keyboards that produced only soft clicks instead of music. These devices helped players strengthen their fingers and develop their touch without disturbing those nearby.
Straight stretch: In Saudi Arabia, Highway 10 runs for 256 kilometres (159 mi.) without any curves, holding the record as the world’s longest straight road. Surrounded by desert, it offers a rare drive of uninterrupted horizon and steady sameness.
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How come you can catch a cold but you can’t catch a warm?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Son: “This loaf is nice and warm.”
Mother: “It should be. The cat has been lying on it all day.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? I’m bacon a cake for your birthday.
Why did the vegetables like the corn? He was always willing to lend an ear.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Son: “This loaf is nice and warm.”
Mother: “It should be. The cat has been lying on it all day.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? I’m bacon a cake for your birthday.
Why did the vegetables like the corn? He was always willing to lend an ear.
Trivia Answers: 1. Islands 2. False 3. Steven Spielberg 4. Cheddar, England 5. Edgar Allen Poe
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March 23 - 29, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Stair climb: In the Bernese Oberland region of Switzerland, a staggering staircase runs directly beside the Niesenbahn mountain railway, climbing all the way from the valley to the peak of Mount Niesen. Built for railway maintenance, this service stairway is the world’s longest, with more than 11,000 steps rising about 1,670 meters (5,479 ft.). Its zigzag path closely hugs the tracks, creating a dramatic and memorable ascent up the steep mountain slope. The staircase is closed most of the time, except during an annual race that challenges determined participants to reach the summit on foot. For everyone else, the railway offers the same breathtaking panoramic views without the grueling climb.
Bird ingenuity: Flocks of sulfur-crested cockatoos in Sydney, Australia, have been observed mastering an unlikely skill: working outdoor drinking fountains for their own refreshment. Using their claws, they perch on the spring-loaded handle and push with their weight until a steady water flow begins. The task takes effort, balance, and coordination, and many tries end without success, but persistence often wins them a drink. Remarkably, groups of birds sometimes gather nearby, appearing to line up politely as each one waits for a chance. Researchers think the appeal could be the cleaner taste compared with streams, the reduced risk of predators, or simply the enjoyment of figuring out a challenge.
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Plastic breakthrough: Scientists in Japan have engineered a new plastic that disappears when exposed to seawater, turning into compounds that can be safely absorbed by surrounding marine life. Built from a salt-linked polymer, the material is strong enough for packaging yet is unstable in salty environments, where it dissolves much faster than conventional plastics. Unlike the bottles and containers people use every day, this version avoids releasing toxins, microplastics, or harmful gases. It can also naturally break down in soil within weeks, thanks to natural sodium content. Interest from manufacturers already is steadily growing, as the invention offers a clear path toward reducing global plastic pollution.
Pavement clock: In New York City, an unusual clock has been keeping time beneath people’s feet for generations, near the corner of Maiden Lane and Broadway in Lower Manhattan. The first version was installed outside the Barthman jewelry store in the 1890s, designed to stand out in a city still adjusting to electric light. Unlike typical street clocks, this one was set into the sidewalk itself, carefully protected by glass and illuminated at night. Later, the jump-hour design was replaced with a more traditional round face, which remains visible today. When photographer Ida Wyman captured it in the 1940s, her image turned a clever marketing idea into a lasting icon of New York’s streetscape.
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“Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.” - Oscar Wilde
“Joy comes, grief goes, we know not how.” - James Russell Lowell
“Joy comes, grief goes, we know not how.” - James Russell Lowell
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Victoria Sketch Club Art Show & Sale: Presented by Western Canada’s oldest continuously running art group as they celebrate 117 years. Held March 17, 4-7pm & March 18-21, 10am-6pm & March 22, 10-3pm. 1701 Beach Drive. Info, visit: www.victoriasketchclub.ca
Bottle Drive: Hosted by Operation Christmas Child, Sat., Mar. 21, 9am-3pm at 4261 Glanford Ave., back, right corner. Just drop & go.
73rd Exhibition & Sale: Presented by Saanich Peninsula Arts & Craft Society at Mary Winspear Centre in Sidney on March 24 & 25. See over 2000 original art works.
Gordon Head Garden Club Meeting: April 1, 7-9pm at Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club, 4105 Lambrick Way. Visitors welcome at no charge. Includes a parlour show, raffle & speaker program.
Free Variety Concert: Held at Centennial United Church, 612 David St., on Sat., April 11, 3-4:30pm. Enjoy an afternoon of music & performances from local community members. Free admission. All are welcome.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. Gutties is Scottish slang for shoes, eyes, or candles?
2. What unique feature of a bird’s skeletal system allows it to fly?
3. What is the capital of Algeria?
4. Who wrote the play The Cherry Orchard?
5. A perennial plant blooms and dies in one growing season - T/F?
2. What unique feature of a bird’s skeletal system allows it to fly?
3. What is the capital of Algeria?
4. Who wrote the play The Cherry Orchard?
5. A perennial plant blooms and dies in one growing season - T/F?
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At midweek, you may feel hemmed in by responsibilities. If this stirs up an old wound, remember to love yourself. That could change your view of the situation. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 38, 46, 47, 48.
Are you in conflict with others about how to proceed? Working to lower the emotional temperature can help the situation and give you a new skill to employ. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 19, 21, 26, 41.
You may find yourself on “information overload” at the beginning of the week. Try waiting a few days, then sort through the data to look for new options. Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 16, 22, 28, 37.
You may want to retreat midweek to process your emotions. Even if you can’t fully withdraw from the world, carving out moments of self care is important. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 22, 33, 44, 48.
Your natural enthusiasm may get an energy boost at week’s end. How can you positively channel it to achieve something? Resist the temptation to just have a good time. Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 18, 19, 27, 35.
Are you comfortable with your relationships? If not, what adjustment in your view might improve the situation? The benefit of doing so should outweigh the effort. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 17, 21, 26, 36.
You may be having opposition in your relationships. Instead of arguing, try having honest conversations so each person can take responsibility for needed changes. Lucky numbers: 8, 24, 26, 30, 31, 33.
Your intuitive perception about others may create relationship difficulties. For a few months, the energy might encourage you to understand and mitigate this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 35, 37, 39, 41.
Your head and your heart may be at a stalemate early this week. If you can, try to find a compromise. Otherwise, perhaps wait a few days for this energy to pass. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 7, 26, 34, 37.
Capricorns usually focus on ambition to build success. But midweek, the need to nurture yourself or others may interfere with these efforts. Don’t resist the impulse. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 17, 23, 43, 44.
As an Aquarius, you may be at the forefront of the evolution that Pluto represents in your sign. However, your relationships with others could be the key to change. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 27, 28, 33, 36.
Pisces has a desire that we all just get along. For the next few months, how might you be able to advance this goal in a realistic way that could create lasting change? Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 24, 27, 47, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 35.
Lava glow: The lava lamp’s creator, Edward Craven Walker, once noticed a quirky homemade egg timer that used heated liquids rising and falling in a container. Fascinated by the effect, he turned the idea into the famous lamp of drifting, glowing wax.
Sun boxes: In the 1700s, experimenter Horace de Saussure nested layers of glass around a dark base to capture daylight. Hours later, the sealed chamber grew hot enough to bake food, marking one of the earliest attempts at cooking with sunlight.
Wooden wheels: The first bicycles were little more than wooden frames with two wheels, known as “dandy horses.” Riders pushed them along with their feet, gliding on smooth streets until cities began banning them for colliding with pedestrians.
Skipped leap: Most leap years add a day every four years, but not always. To keep the calendar from drifting, we skip the extra day every 100 years unless the year is divisible by 400. That rare exception helps keep our timing a little more in sync with the sun.
Door spin: Revolving doors weren’t just about saving energy or keeping out drafts. They also were designed to sidestep awkward etiquette about who enters first. Later, their clever design proved useful in helping buildings stay quieter and more energy efficient.
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What do you call a man down in a hole? Doug.
How do you make a tuna melt? Pay it a nice compliment!
I’d tell you my autumn joke, but you probably wouldn’t fall for it.
Passenger: “It’s my first time in a plane. Will you bring the plane down safely?”
Pilot: “I’ve never left one up there yet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen get it.
How do you make a tuna melt? Pay it a nice compliment!
I’d tell you my autumn joke, but you probably wouldn’t fall for it.
Passenger: “It’s my first time in a plane. Will you bring the plane down safely?”
Pilot: “I’ve never left one up there yet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen get it.
Trivia Answers: 1. Shoes 2. Hollow bones 3. Algiers 4. Anton Chekhov
5. False, annual
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March 16 - 22, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Restaurant rankings: The famous Michelin Guide, now a global authority on fine dining, began as something far removed from food. In rural France, the Michelin brothers were looking for ways to get more people driving, which would eventually boost demand for their tires. They launched a small book filled with practical tips for travellers, such as where to refuel, make repairs, or stop for a meal. Over time, its listings of restaurants gained influence, and the company started sending anonymous inspectors to evaluate quality. The star system was created, ranking restaurants from “worth a stop” to “worth a journey.” Today, earning a Michelin star can transform a restaurant’s future overnight.
Barrier innovation: Roads everywhere face the challenge of keeping drivers safe, and one solution gaining attention is the rolling barrier guardrail. Unlike fixed rails that can cause severe impacts, this design uses rotating cylinders that absorb impact and guide vehicles forward rather than letting them rebound into traffic or leave the roadway. The cylinders are made from durable materials, strong enough to handle weather while remaining effective for long periods. Though installation may cost more at first, reduced crash damage and lower medical costs make them worthwhile in the long run. Adaptable to highways, bridges, and sharp curves, these guardrails show how practical design can help reduce risks on busy roads.
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Failure archive: In Edinburgh, Scotland, an unusual library is devoted not to great successes but to the many blunders of finance. The “Library of Mistakes” was launched by local financiers and academics who strongly believed that studying past failures could help prevent future ones. Inside, shelves are filled with detailed accounts of collapsed banks, scams, and infamous frauds. Visitors also find reminders of episodes like tulip mania, Ponzi schemes, and reckless investments that once brought institutions to their knees. The setting is modest but ambitious, and the library aims to become a leading archive of notable business missteps worldwide. The collection shows how even disasters ultimately can become knowledge.
Octopus town: In Jervis Bay, Australia, scientists found a gathering of gloomy octopuses living close together instead of alone. The octopuses created dens on the seafloor and interacted in ways that seemed more social than expected. Researchers observed both conflict and cooperation, suggesting the animals adjusted to living side by side. The area, nicknamed “Octlantis,” formed naturally rather than around human-made objects, which surprised scientists. Some think the limited number of good hiding spots may explain the crowded conditions. While the reasons remain uncertain, the discovery shows these creatures are capable of more complex group living than once believed.
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“I learned a long time ago the wisest thing I can do is be on my own side.” - Maya Angelou
“You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” - Albert Einstein
“You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” - Albert Einstein
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Crafted Farmhouse Market: Artisan market, live music, food trucks & more. Fri., March 13, 5-9pm & Sat., March 14, 10am-5pm at Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave Sidney. $5 Cash admission.
Spring Craft Fair: Hosted by Royal Canadian Legion, 761 Station Ave., Langford, Mar. 15, 10am-2pm. Free entry & wheelchair accessible. 36 tables of craft & assorted items.
St. Mary’s Oak Bay Jazz Evensong welcomes The Wes Carroll Quartet on Sunday, March 15, 4-5pm, 1701 Elgin Rd., by donation. More info: www.stmarysoakbay.ca/jazz-evensong
Victoria Sketch Club Art Show & Sale: Presented by Western Canada’s oldest continuously running art group as they celebrate 117 years. Held March 17, 4-7pm & March 18-21, 10am-6pm & March 22, 10-3pm. 1701 Beach Drive. Info, visit: www.victoriasketchclub.ca
Bottle Drive: Hosted by Operation Christmas Child, Sat., Mar. 21, 9am-3pm at 4261 Glanford Ave., back, right corner. Just drop & go.
Free Variety Concert: Held at Centennial United Church, 612 David St., on Sat., April 11, 3-4:30pm. Enjoy an afternoon of music & performances from local community members. Free admission. All are welcome.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. Who is the donkey who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood?
2. It takes 40 gallons of _____ to make 1 gallon of maple syrup.
3. A pas de deux is a pastry, song, or dance for two?
4. Jim _____ was the lead singer of the band The Doors.
5. A hardy hole is found on a shoe - T/F?
2. It takes 40 gallons of _____ to make 1 gallon of maple syrup.
3. A pas de deux is a pastry, song, or dance for two?
4. Jim _____ was the lead singer of the band The Doors.
5. A hardy hole is found on a shoe - T/F?
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Your birthday month is a good time to review your accomplishments and establish new goals. This year may be the time to make plans to satisfy a spiritual longing. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 18, 21, 39, 42.
At week’s end, you may feel very comfortable in your own skin. Can you use this confidence to expand beyond your normal boundaries and seize a new opportunity? Lucky numbers: 1, 26, 27, 35, 40, 45.
For the past few weeks, you may have found that your usual quick and agile thinking process has been slowed and confused. That dynamic might begin to shift this week. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 18, 29, 35, 39.
This week you may find yourself in a situation where you have big dreams but can’t seem to implement them. Perhaps the cause is conflict about what you truly want? Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 15, 19, 29, 31.
This month may offer a boost of energy to support your natural optimism. Do you have an endeavour that could use this power, in order to achieve success? Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 26, 32, 45, 47.
You may run into a midweek obstacle to your efforts. Rather than trying to break through the block, consider waiting a few days for the situation to change. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 19, 31, 34, 44.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals then? What progress have you made, and do your plans now need any adjustments? Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 38, 40, 44, 47.
At the end of the week, you may find that your natural intuitive abilities are stymied. This could pass soon, so try to take a deep breath and wait a few days. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 10, 28, 35, 47.
For the past few weeks, you may have experienced issues with communication, your car, or electronic devices. Things could start to return to normal this week. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 20, 35, 39, 41.
Usually Capricorns carefully consider the execution of their plans. For the next month, you may be impatient to be impulsive. How can you reconcile this conflict? Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 18, 34, 41, 45.
Aquarius individuals often seem to have a dispassionate demeanour. For a few weeks, you may be drawn to dramatic action. Be conscious of how to proceed. Lucky numbers: 12, 18, 19, 26, 31, 34.
Early this week may be a good time to set new intentions toward your goals. However, you might want to wait a bit for things to settle before starting your efforts. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 6, 15, 27, 40.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Pricey purple: For centuries, purple almost never appeared on national flags, not because rulers disliked it, but because it was far too costly. Purple dye came from Mediterranean sea snails, making the colour so rare it was typically reserved only for royalty.
Whale songs: Humpback whales create long, flowing songs that travel through the ocean and spread from one group to another. These tunes shift over time, showing how whales share and reshape their music much like a cultural tradition.
Heel ban: In Greece, sharp high heels are not welcome at ancient landmarks like the Acropolis or Parthenon. Officials banned them to prevent tiny cracks and scratches on fragile stone, while also reminding visitors that these historic sites need protection.
Hiccup odds: Everyone knows the sudden jolt of a hiccup, but men are more likely than women to experience them, and they generally last longer in men. While short bursts usually fade, stubborn cases sometimes need extra care to settle down.
Moon bricks: Scientists are exploring how the moon’s dusty surface could become building material for future bases. By testing volcanic powder on Earth, they’ve shown it might be possible to shape lunar dust into bricks strong enough for shelters in space.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my ice cream again, he’s in trouble.
What did the tornado say to the sports driver? “Want to go for a spin?”
What would life be like if there were no hypothetical questions?
Mama fish: “Don’t bite that hook!”
Baby fish: “Why not?”
Mama fish: “You’re too young to face the reel world.”
You can eat a sandwich any time of day. It’s always a square meal.
What did the tornado say to the sports driver? “Want to go for a spin?”
What would life be like if there were no hypothetical questions?
Mama fish: “Don’t bite that hook!”
Baby fish: “Why not?”
Mama fish: “You’re too young to face the reel world.”
You can eat a sandwich any time of day. It’s always a square meal.
Trivia Answers: 1. Eeyore 2. Sap 3. Dance 4. Morrison 5. False, on an anvil
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March 9 - 15, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Glow shift: Scientists and designers are exploring natural light from glowing organisms as a gentle, power-free way to brighten cities. Bioluminescence, found in ocean creatures and insects, gives off a soft blue or green light through a built-in chemical process. Some urban projects have already started experimenting with bacteria that give off light in carefully maintained setups. This approach could cut energy use and reduce light pollution by working without wires or electricity. The soft glow doesn’t overpower surroundings, making it more in tune with natural darkness. Although current designs need more development to match everyday lighting demands, they’re already hinting at a gentler path forward.
Miniature mastery: A sculptor in Tuzla, Bosnia and Herzegovina, transforms everyday pencils into impossibly small works of art. Rather than drawing with them, he uses the inner graphite as the material itself, carefully slicing, scraping, and refining it into intricate shapes. The ideas come from a mix of client suggestions, famous imagery, and the artist’s own reflections. Because the core is brittle and narrow, each piece demands patience and precision. Earlier explorations with paper and clay helped shape his passion for tiny creations. Now, each pencil becomes a test of focus, endurance, and problem-solving. The results often defy what most people expect from such a basic object.
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Window wood: A team in Stockholm, Sweden, has transformed ordinary wood into a light-passing material that could change how we build. The process involves carefully stripping away a key part of the wood, then filling the gaps with a clear compound that blends in. The result isn’t just strong and lightweight, it’s also see-through and surprisingly durable. Ideal for solar panel casings and windows or wall panels that welcome sunlight, the material keeps the natural benefits of wood with a futuristic twist. Unlike traditional glass or plastic, this option comes from a renewable source and offers insulation, too. Researchers are now working on making it even clearer and easier to produce on a much bigger scale.
Forest warning: In zones known for volcanic risk, trees may offer hints of what’s to come. Scientists have noticed that when magma begins shifting beneath the surface, surrounding vegetation often appears unusually healthy. This burst in growth, likely linked to underground gas release, clearly shows in satellite images. A growing team of researchers is now comparing this tree activity with known eruptions, using a mix of orbital tools and ground data to refine prediction models. Unlike traditional sensors, trees respond naturally to environmental change. Some believe this living feedback loop could be key to faster alerts. The forest, it turns out, might notice trouble before we do.
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“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
“Turn your wounds into wisdom.” - Oprah Winfrey
“Turn your wounds into wisdom.” - Oprah Winfrey
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Meet People, Remove Invasive Plants at Edwards Park, 2319 Chilco Rd., View Royal, Sat., March 7 9:45am-1pm! All ages & no experience needed. Provided: Instruction, gloves, tools, snacks. Pre-Register at:
bit.ly/gvgt-mar7-2026
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Bottle Drive: Hosted by Victoria/Saanich Rotary & Esquimalt High School. Proceeds to support EHS Student Club projects. Bring containers to Esquimalt High School March 7, 10am–2pm.
Art at the Lake is collecting used art & collectibles March 8, 10am-2pm at Prospect Lake Hall, 5358 Sparton Rd.
Crafted Farmhouse Market: Artisan market, live music, food trucks & more. Fri., March 13, 5-9pm & Sat., March 14, 10am-5pm at Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave Sidney. $5 Cash admission.
Spring Craft Fair: Hosted by Royal Canadian Legion, 761 Station Ave., Langford, Mar. 15, 10am-2pm. Free entry & wheelchair accessible. 36 tables of craft & assorted items.
St. Mary’s Oak Bay Jazz Evensong welcomes The Wes Carroll Quartet on Sunday, March 15, 4-5pm, 1701 Elgin Rd., by donation. More info: www.stmarysoakbay.ca/jazz-evensong
Bottle Drive: Hosted by Operation Christmas Child, Sat., Mar. 21, 9am-3pm at 4261 Glanford Ave., back, right corner. Just drop & go.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. Are the Taurus Mountains in Greece, Italy, or Turkey?
2. The _____ Cat is an Alice in Wonderland character.
3. This famed news anchor was called “the most trusted man in America.”
4. A yellow tail is a bird, fish, or insect?
5. The capital of Madagascar is Antananarivo, Bangui, or Gaborone?
2. The _____ Cat is an Alice in Wonderland character.
3. This famed news anchor was called “the most trusted man in America.”
4. A yellow tail is a bird, fish, or insect?
5. The capital of Madagascar is Antananarivo, Bangui, or Gaborone?
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Toward the week’s end, you may feel a bit disoriented, as the residue of an old wound surfaces. Focusing on what you value could help stabilize your emotions. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 13, 26, 36, 39.
Your focus now may be shifting to nurturing others who need your help. This can be a good growth opportunity for you. Just remember to nurture yourself as well. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 17, 19, 32, 33.
In decisions, Geminis tend to focus on data over feelings. But early this week, the astrological energy encourages you to bring your heart more into your process. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 18, 19, 20, 38.
Have you felt that your efforts have been frustrated the last few months? The situation may begin to turn around. Be patient as new opportunities could open up soon. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 10, 13, 33, 36.
Leo enthusiasm sometimes encourages you to “shoot from the hip” in decision making. At week’s end, a stalemate may require you to look clearly at the facts of a situation. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 14, 37, 38, 46.
Over the next few months, you may be asked to jump to the next level of service. Any opposition you are encountering could be encouraging you toward needed changes. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 14, 23, 25, 31.
Right now you may need to look at how well you nurture yourself vs. others. Perhaps you could make an adjustment to achieve a better balance between both? Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 19, 20, 22, 23.
For Scorpios, emotional connection may be the cost of communicating hard truths. The next few months may encourage you to develop a more nurturing approach. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 22, 27, 32, 35.
The optimism of Sagittarius is heightened early in the week. How would you like to use this energy to aid in your goals for the few days while this will be in effect? Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 19, 33, 41, 44.
Your grounded nature and ambition may be highlighted for a few days midweek. This energy may offer an extra push for you to achieve success in your goals. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 16, 24, 33, 35.
You may be eager to make progress on your plans at midweek. This is admirable, but look before you leap to avoid problems that might only need to be corrected later. Lucky numbers: 14, 25, 28, 36, 37, 47.
“Many hands make light work” could be a good motto for you this week. Others might want to be of service, but could need your guidance to show them the way. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 14, 34, 40, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Feline feelers: A cat’s whiskers act as sensitive detectors, picking up even small air movements. This helps them sense objects in the dark, giving them awareness of their surroundings without relying only on sight.
Rock risks: Some stones, like sandstone, shale, limestone, and river rocks, can trap moisture and explode in the heat, making them unsafe for fire pits. That’s why many builders choose sturdier options such as lava rocks or fire bricks.
Guess when? Due dates sound precise, but most babies aren’t born on them. Only about 4% of babies arrive exactly when expected. Doctors use general guidelines to estimate birth timing, but for the most part, it’s still an educated guess.
Mirror origins: Before modern glass, ancient Egyptians would polish copper and bronze into shining discs with carved handles. These early mirrors, some thousands of years old, still reflect today, showing that personal mirrors have hardly changed through time.
Coin passage: In ancient burials, a coin was placed with the dead as payment for the ferryman believed to guide souls across the underworld’s river. Romans extended the practice to ships, hiding coins beneath masts to ensure safe passage, luck, or remembrance.
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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Hey.” The horse said, “Please!”
Teacher: “What would you do if you were chased by a man-eating tiger?”
Student: “Nothing, I am a girl.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Diego. Diego who? Diego before the B.
What can you not see even if it is right in front of you? The future!
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Hey.” The horse said, “Please!”
Teacher: “What would you do if you were chased by a man-eating tiger?”
Student: “Nothing, I am a girl.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Diego. Diego who? Diego before the B.
What can you not see even if it is right in front of you? The future!
Trivia Answers: 1. Turkey 2. Cheshire 3. Walter Cronkite 4. Fish
5. Antananarivo
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March 2 - 8, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Paper roots: A Japanese publisher found a new way to recycle the news. They print it on sheets that grow into greenery. Instead of tossing old pages in the trash bin, readers can bury them in soil, and water the spot like a garden. Packed with seeds and built from reused pulp, the material gradually breaks down and supports new life in any planting container. The idea has been used in schools, shared through online videos, and picked up by people looking for simple, eco-friendly solutions that don’t require much effort. What started as a creative print edition now serves as both a teaching tool and a small-scale environmental fix. It’s a practical shift that shows how even print media can adapt to new priorities.
Icy colours: Not all icebergs in Antarctica are blue or white. Some carry streaks of green, black, brown, or even bands of mixed tones. These colours come from different materials and freezing conditions deep within glaciers or beneath floating ice shelves. Minerals, sediments, and pure ice without bubbles all can affect how light moves through the ice, changing what we see. In some cases, clear marine ice can look nearly black, while iron or layered debris can make it look green or dark brown. Some icebergs have striped or marbled patterns where layers of ice formed at different times and under different pressures. While the origins of these colours took time to understand, they now hint at hidden stories beneath the surface.
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Hidden village: Beneath a still reservoir in northern Portugal lie the remains of a once-bustling village, now revealed only when drought lowers the water. The community was uprooted to make way for a water dam project, leaving behind stone homes and narrow paths now submerged. When the ruins reappear, they attract visitors eager to trace the outlines of a forgotten settlement. Former residents honour their roots through annual gatherings and preserved family stories. A museum nearby holds fragments of the village’s past, from tools to old photographs. Local tales speak of voices in the wind, hinting at the lives once lived there. The village may have vanished from the map, but not from memory.
Drone lifeline: A relaxing afternoon turned perilous when a swimmer got caught in a powerful offshore current at a beach in Florida (U.S.). With emergency services still en route and no one nearby able to swim, a beachgoer quickly turned to the drone he’d brought for recreational use. Fastening a flotation ring to the device, he launched it toward the struggling teenager. The wind threw off the first drop, but a second attempt landed close enough for her to grab hold. The teen managed to hang on until help arrived and was later cleared by medics without injury. Though not built for rescue, online videos have shown drones re-purposed in surprising ways. This time, that creativity may have saved a life.
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“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” - Helen Keller
“We aim above the mark to hit the mark.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Coldest Night of the Year: Bundle up & join the walk on February 28. This family-friendly fundraising walk supports Island Crisis Care Society’s Community Impact Fund. Visit: www.cnoy.org/Victoria
Victoria Mariners Bottle Drive: March 1, 10am-2pm at GFL Bottle Depot, 1053 Dunford Ave. Proceeds to support the Mariners Premier Baseball Team.
Gordon Head Garden Club Meeting: Wed., Mar. 4, 7-9pm, in Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club Building, 4105 Lambrick Way. Speaker is Bob Duncan, discussing ‘Pome Fruits in South Coastal BC’. Visitors free.
Fix-It Cafe: Hosted by Esquimalt Men’s Shed & The Salvation Army’s High Point Community Church on March 5, 1-3pm at 949 Fullerton Ave.
Simple Concept for Charities: Join us March 5, 6pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Langford. 100 Women x $100 = $10,000 to a local charity. For more info., visit: www.100womenwestshore.com
Meet People, Remove Invasive Plants at Edwards Park, 2319 Chilco Rd., View Royal, Sat., March 7 9:45am-1pm! All ages & no experience needed. Provided: Instruction, gloves, tools, snacks. Pre-Register at:
bit.ly/gvgt-mar7-2026
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Bottle Drive: Hosted by Victoria/Saanich Rotary & Esquimalt High School. Proceeds to support EHS Student Club projects. Bring containers to Esquimalt High School March 7, 10am–2pm.
Art at the Lake is collecting used art & collectibles March 8, 10am-2pm at Prospect Lake Hall, 5358 Sparton Rd.
Crafted Farmhouse Market: Artisan market, live music, food trucks & more. Fri., March 13, 5-9pm & Sat., March 14, 10am-5pm at Mary Winspear Centre, 2243 Beacon Ave Sidney. $5 Cash admission.
Spring Craft Fair: Hosted by Royal Canadian Legion, 761 Station Ave., Langford, Mar. 15, 10am-2pm. Free entry & wheelchair accessible. 36 tables of craft & assorted items.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. This author wrote The Little Mermaid fairy tale.
2. What is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea?
3. What colour are robin’s eggs?
4. This Egyptian hieroglyph is called the “key of life.”
5. What is the capital of Croatia?
2. What is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea?
3. What colour are robin’s eggs?
4. This Egyptian hieroglyph is called the “key of life.”
5. What is the capital of Croatia?
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Aries often focus on securing their immediate desires. Now may be a good time to consider what you value and what commitment you could make to achieve it. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 24, 33, 38, 47.
A relationship may be an important midweek focus for you. What changes would improve your connection? Would you like more freedom in the relationship, or less? Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 14, 17, 25, 36.
Do your actions align with your highest values and your sense of who you are? Midweek may be a good time to manifest an opportunity to accomplish these goals. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 11, 20, 29, 46.
If you actively seek it, a new opportunity may emerge this week. Tap into your intuition to evaluate pros and cons, as well as how to successfully implement it. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 23, 24, 31, 33.
You may feel an impulsive desire at midweek to immediately get what you want. Resist the temptation for a few days. You might find that this urgent need will pass. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 17, 20, 22, 38.
Early in the week, you may receive a sign from the universe to complete or otherwise end something. No need to rush this, but you should not ignore it either. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 20, 32, 41, 46.
At midweek, you may be wanting to indulge in something pleasurable to help you recharge. Anything from a good meal to a day spa package could fit the bill. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 11, 19, 33, 48.
Your radar for picking up intuitive information from other people may be turned up to maximum volume at midweek. Avoiding large gatherings for a few days might help. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 16, 25, 30, 36.
Early in the week, be patient about making progress on your goals. Take a couple of days to tap into your intuition and to incorporate what you learn into your plans. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 13, 14, 24, 31.
Being grounded and ambitious, strongly contributes to Capricorn successes. These qualities may be muted early in the week, letting you see things in a different light. Lucky numbers: 18, 20, 23, 27, 42, 43.
An Aquarius often takes an intellectual, technological approach to accomplishing goals. At the week’s end, softening this may help you better achieve your objective. Lucky numbers: 12, 17, 19, 30, 31, 45.
Pisces know what they want to see in the world, but sometimes can’t communicate that vision. The difficulty is heightened now. Be aware when interacting with others. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 14, 17, 26, 41.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Ancient cement: The Romans mixed volcanic ash into their concrete, creating building material that resisted cracking and crumbling. Their aqueducts and harbours remain today, a lasting example of how effective this ancient construction method truly was.
Crystal giants: Deep beneath a mountain in Mexico, miners uncovered a cave filled with gypsum crystal beams over 10 meters (32.8 ft.) long. Formed slowly in mineral-rich water, these crystals remain one of the world’s most extraordinary underground wonders.
Mail tubes: Long before email, New York City sped letters through pressurized tubes hidden beneath its streets. These canisters carried hundreds of messages at high speed, a futuristic system later replaced by faster vehicles on the roads above.
Frozen frogs: Some frogs in North America can freeze solid through the winter, with their hearts completely stopped. When spring warmth returns, they thaw back to life in perfect order, leaving scientists amazed at this natural survival trick.
Fish memory: Goldfish are often thought to be forgetful, yet they can actually hold onto information longer than expected. They’re able to learn routines and respond to familiar situations, showing that their memory stretches well beyond just a few moments.
How did you pass the exam for candy making school?
Easy, I fudged it!
Barbed wire was first used for de fence.
I bought a cat, despite my allergies. It was a rash decision.
Patient: “Doctor, I seem to be getting smaller and smaller.”
Doctor: “Well, you have to be a little patient.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mozart. Mozart who? Mozart is found in a museum.
Easy, I fudged it!
Barbed wire was first used for de fence.
I bought a cat, despite my allergies. It was a rash decision.
Patient: “Doctor, I seem to be getting smaller and smaller.”
Doctor: “Well, you have to be a little patient.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mozart. Mozart who? Mozart is found in a museum.
Trivia Answers: 1. Hans Christian Andersen 2. Sicily 3. Blue 4. Ankh
5. Zagreb
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February 23 - March 1, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Chocolate cloud: People in Olten, Switzerland, looked up one morning to find cocoa dust drifting through the sky like light brown snow. A problem with factory ventilation sent the chocolate particles outside, where a gust of wind carried them across part of the town. A car was lightly dusted, and the factory offered to pay for cleaning. The company said the powder wasn’t harmful, and production continued soon after. Locals described the scene as strange but harmless, with the air briefly carrying a hint of sweetness. While the event was unexpected, it caused no real trouble and left a few people amused. Sometimes even a factory glitch can sprinkle a little delight into the day.
Tree technique: In the steep terrain near Kyoto, Japan, a clever tree-growing method called daisugi lets multiple trunks grow straight up from a single base. This centuries-old practice was developed when timber was scarce, and it helped solve the need for strong, straight wood without clearing forests. Instead of cutting down trees, locals used careful trimming techniques, shaping growth to come from the same root. The result looks like a leafy hand reaching upward, with tall, narrow shoots that can be harvested every couple of decades. The main tree can keep producing wood for generations. The technique stands out as one of the rare ways trees can keep giving without being cut down.
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Mountain passage: Plans are underway to carve a ship route through solid rock in coastal Norway to avoid dangerous, open-sea crossings. Instead of battling rough winds and high swells near a remote peninsula, vessels will be able to travel straight through the mountain itself. The plan includes reinforced entry points and clear safety rules to reduce the risk of ship collisions inside the tunnel. Sealed barriers will help keep water out during the deep underground excavation work. Once completed, the passage will handle a steady mix of commercial and passenger ships. Conditions in this area have challenged sailors for generations. The project is designed to improve safety and simplify everyday navigation for vessels.
Chairs open: In parks and town squares across Canada, a retired social worker has set out two chairs, offering a seat and an ear to anyone who needs to talk. His sign promises a listening ear, no strings attached, and no judgment. People pass by, some hesitant, some curious, but many eventually sit and share whatever’s on their minds, from heartbreak to personal growth to moments of joy. He brings his own life experience to the table, but keeps the focus on the other person. There’s no clock running, no pressure to explain, and no need to hold back. He travels wherever he’s invited, sustained by donations and the kindness of others. For him, giving time is simply another way to serve with care.
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“Today is the only day. Yesterday is gone.” - John Wooden
“Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it.” - Tori Amos
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FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Victoria Spring Home Show! Held Fri., Feb. 20, Sat., Feb. 21 & Sun., Feb. 22 at Pearkes Community Centre Fieldhouse, 3100 Tillicum Rd. Free admission all weekend! Visit: www.VictoriaHomeShows.com
Coldest Night of the Year: Bundle up & join the walk on February 28. This family-friendly fundraising walk supports Island Crisis Care Society’s Community Impact Fund. Visit: www.cnoy.org/Victoria
Victoria Mariners Bottle Drive: March 1, 10am-2pm at GFL Bottle Depot, 1053 Dunford Ave. Proceeds to support the Mariners Premier Baseball Team.
Gordon Head Garden Club Meeting: Wed., Mar. 4, 7-9pm, in Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club Building, 4105 Lambrick Way. Speaker is Bob Duncan, discussing ‘Pome Fruits in South Coastal BC’. Visitors free.
Meet People, Remove Invasive Plants at Edwards Park, 2319 Chilco Rd., View Royal, Sat., March 7 9:45am-1pm! All ages & no experience needed. Provided: Instruction, gloves, tools, snacks. Pre-Register at:
bit.ly/gvgt-mar7-2026
bit.ly/gvgt-mar7-2026
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. What is the capital of Bulgaria?
2. Who directed the film Young Frankenstein?
3. Which Beatle was first to cross Abbey Road on the album cover?
4. This is the oldest known kind of tree in the world.
5. This German highway is famous for its sections without a speed limit.
2. Who directed the film Young Frankenstein?
3. Which Beatle was first to cross Abbey Road on the album cover?
4. This is the oldest known kind of tree in the world.
5. This German highway is famous for its sections without a speed limit.
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Subtle feelings of emotional stress may arise in the mid- to late week. Some flexibility might help you process any information emerging from your unconscious. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 10, 12, 14, 29.
You may be ambitious to step into a new arena that better reflects your authentic self. At week’s end, be aware of feeling conflicted because this change might be scary. Lucky numbers: 3, 12, 21, 34, 36, 38.
Things may be a bit chaotic this week. You might be busy and subject to information overload. Catalog the data you receive, but wait to make important decisions. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 11, 15, 25, 45.
At midweek, you may want to retreat into your shell. Even if you can’t fully disconnect now, consciously find some moments of quiet space for yourself. Lucky numbers: 16, 17, 19, 29, 40, 45.
In time for the weekend, you may want to break loose and have some fun. Enjoy, but remember “all things in moderation,” so you don’t have regrets come Monday. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 8, 11, 40, 41.
For the next few weeks, your normal skill set may be disrupted. If your work requires detail and precision, be careful to continually double check everything. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 28, 34, 41, 44.
Libra’s skill of tactful, diplomatic communication can help defuse problems between conflicting parties. But for the next few weeks, such situations may get bogged down. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 31, 38, 39, 40.
A Scorpio theme is communicating intuitive insights to others. For the next few weeks, this may be stressful. Perhaps postpone difficult conversations, if you can. Lucky numbers: 14, 30, 32, 42, 43, 44.
You may receive conflicting information this week, pulling you in different directions. Resolving it might require finding a balance between your head and your heart. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 15, 20, 23, 37.
Nurturing is not a word most would use to describe Capricorns. But at midweek, you may find an opportunity to nurture a project, another person, or even yourself. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 19, 26, 39, 43.
Aiding humanity’s evolution is the long-term Aquarius challenge, which can seem like a Sisyphean task. At week’s end, your leadership may attract partners to help. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 17, 18, 23, 30.
Carefully consider information you may receive over the next few weeks. Details may be fuzzy or even deceptive. Be cautious in using it to make any decisions. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 16, 26, 38, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 11.
Wind riders: A dandelion seed drifts with surprising ease, using tiny filaments that let air slip through and create a gentle vortex. Though delicate and full of empty space, this clever design carries the seed far across fields and beyond.
Immortal trick: A certain jellyfish that is no bigger than a fingernail, the Turritopsis dohrnii, has an unusual ability. It can reset its life when stressed. Instead of reaching a natural end, it shifts back into an earlier stage, a cycle that lets it begin again and again.
Salt vaults: Deep underground in Kansas (U.S.), a salt mine holds government files, hospital records, and Hollywood films. Its stable climate and secure depth keep treasures intact, turning the mine into an unlikely archive.
Sticky secret: Long before modern glue, people heated birch bark to make a black tar that secured tools to wooden shafts. Strong and versatile, this Stone Age invention worked so well it was used for thousands of years.
Wing ears: Some butterflies have tiny ears tucked near their wings, and can actually hear people talking. In a certain group, puffy veins on their wings may even help funnel sound into those hidden ears.
What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? A hole.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sing. Sing who? Whoooo!
The seafood salad was shrimply awful.
I came home today to find my piano sitting on the porch. It forgot its keys.
Mom: “Rabbits live in warrens, foxes in dens, birds in nests. What is your room?”
Son: “A mess?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sing. Sing who? Whoooo!
The seafood salad was shrimply awful.
I came home today to find my piano sitting on the porch. It forgot its keys.
Mom: “Rabbits live in warrens, foxes in dens, birds in nests. What is your room?”
Son: “A mess?”
Trivia Answers: 1. Sofia 2. Mel Brooks 3. John Lennon 4. Bristlecone pine 5. Autobahn
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February 16 - 22, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Burning waters: Deep in the Peruvian Amazon, Shanay-timpishka is a river whose name means “boiled with the heat of the sun.” Flowing for miles through dense rainforest, its waters reach temperatures hot enough to kill animals that accidentally fall in. Unlike other thermal rivers linked to volcanic regions, this one is heated by underground springs releasing geothermal energy into the current. Steaming waterfalls tumble into pools, giving the river an almost unreal appearance. It’s sacred to local communities, which tie the marvel to cultural practices and healing traditions. Scientists study its origins, while conservationists call for stronger protections.
Wood spark: A Finnish forestry company is using leftover tree pulp scraps to rethink how batteries are made. They’ve taken lignin, the stiffening compound in wood, and developed a new way to turn it into carbon that’s fit for battery use. This carbon can replace graphite, but with far less heat and pollution needed to produce it, making the process more sustainable. Unlike traditional methods that depend on mining and fossil fuels, this approach relies on waste from paper manufacturing. Early results show this design supports energy flow efficiently, helping speed up device charging times. This group sees their tree-based approach as a promising way forward from less sustainable options.
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Roadside rescue: A pair of French travellers had barely begun their Australian adventure when a collision with a kangaroo left them stranded near a small rural town. With no insurance and little money left, they weren’t sure what to do, until local residents stepped in. A nearby family offered them shelter, while neighbours came by with warm meals, conversation, and support. What began as a setback slowly turned into an unforgettable few weeks of shared dinners, local events, and learning how to fix up the car together. Donations and repairs followed as the town rallied around them. The trip didn’t go as planned, but it gave them something richer than a photo album. Sometimes being stuck is what gets you grounded.
Breeze shift: Some engineers are reimagining wind power without the sweeping blades or towering structures we’ve come to expect. One compact design vibrates instead of spinning, quietly producing electricity in places large turbines can’t go, like rooftops or along busy streets. Others use tethered kites to gather energy from high above, while some draw power from the air pushed aside by passing vehicles. These tools are nearly silent, easy to install, and leave a smaller mark on wildlife and scenery. Instead of dominating landscapes, they blend into everyday settings, offering subtle ways to generate power. It’s a quieter revolution, tapping the wind in new and unexpected ways.
“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” - Martin Luther
“Just be yourself, there is no one better.” - Taylor Swift
“Just be yourself, there is no one better.” - Taylor Swift
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Victoria Spring Home Show! Held Fri., Feb. 20, Sat., Feb. 21 & Sun., Feb. 22 at Pearkes Community Centre Fieldhouse, 3100 Tillicum Rd. Free admission all weekend! Visit: www.VictoriaHomeShows.com
Coldest Night of the Year: Bundle up & join the walk on February 28. This family-friendly fundraising walk supports Island Crisis Care Society’s Community Impact Fund. Visit: www.cnoy.org/Victoria
Gordon Head Garden Club Meeting: Wed., Mar. 4, 7-9pm, in Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club Building, 4105 Lambrick Way. Speaker is Bob Duncan, discussing ‘Pome Fruits in South Coastal BC’. Visitors free.
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
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1. How many lakes comprise North America’s Great Lakes?
2. Who was Darth Vader’s voice in the Star Wars movies?
3. Cyclones are rated by barometric pressure and _____ speed.
4. This famed knitting character appeared in A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.
5. Is yeast a bacteria, fungus, or mold?
2. Who was Darth Vader’s voice in the Star Wars movies?
3. Cyclones are rated by barometric pressure and _____ speed.
4. This famed knitting character appeared in A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.
5. Is yeast a bacteria, fungus, or mold?
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This week you may be taking two steps forward and one step back on many fronts. This could be difficult for Aries, but waiting and being patient might be the best action. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 7, 32, 41, 47.
Taurus usually desires stability, but you may be craving freedom. Consider how to make progress, but not rip up the status quo. Wait a few days to implement. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 25, 33, 37, 48.
“When one door closes, another one opens” may apply early this week. Before charging through the new door, you might want to take a peek on the other side. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 18, 30, 43, 48.
Lady luck may well be on your side this week. How might you be able to take advantage of this dynamic, while being conscious of what action is the bridge too far? Lucky numbers: 8, 26, 28, 32, 36, 37.
Do your head and heart agree on a goal? If not, could you develop a plan that takes the conflict into account? Then you might be able to proceed with your intentions. Lucky numbers: 2, 12, 20, 27, 29, 44.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Have you made progress toward your goals? Take time to see which ones are ready to complete, change, or drop. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 19, 21, 22, 30.
Is there an issue in your life that has been on a slow burn? At midweek, you may be tempted to act aggressively. Instead, consider relying on your normal diplomacy. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 25, 29, 41, 46.
The theme of stubbornness continues this week. The desire to dig in your heels may involve a problem in yourself or with others. Find a win-win solution for all. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 30, 36, 44, 46.
Is there something that you used to believe but that no longer works for you? Can you easily let it go? Otherwise, consider whether any resistance you feel is valid. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 13, 15, 33, 41.
For the next month, your normal level of ambition and drive may be muted. This might be a good time to downshift and consider some change in your priorities. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 14, 26, 36, 48.
Now is the beginning of a long-term period of transformation for Aquarius. Within this, the next couple of weeks may see a significant ending or beginning in your life. Lucky numbers: 4, 24, 35, 36, 37, 38.
Your birthday month is always a good time to review your life goals. How much progress did you make last year, and what do you want to achieve, starting now? Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 29, 32, 35, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 37.
Mini marvel: One of the world’s tiniest reptiles can perch on a fingertip. This tiny, newly discovered chameleon shows how incredibly scaled-down animals can be, while maintaining all the essentials of their larger cousins.
Volcanic flashes: When a volcano erupts, ash clouds can create static sparks near the ground, while ice crystals clash higher up to unleash lightning. These strange bursts of light turn eruptions into dramatic shows that scientists are still working to explain.
Butter boost: In Tibet, mornings often begin with yak butter tea, a rich mix of tea, salt, and butter that warms the body and fuels long days in the harsh mountain climate. More than a drink, it’s also a gesture of hospitality.
Pebble presents: In the frozen Antarctic, penguins win affection by carrying small stones to their partners. These gifts help build sturdy nests that keep eggs safe and dry, turning a simple pebble into the perfect symbol of love.
Plastic pavement: Some road builders blend waste plastic into the road mix. The result can be more flexible, longer-lasting surfaces that reuse discarded material instead of sending it to landfill, an idea that is gradually gaining interest around the world.
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Teacher: “Correct this sentence: ‘It was me who broke the window.’ ”
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cello. Cello who? Cello there!
What does a bankrupt frog say? “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
Never trust an escalator. They are always up to something!
The magician was driving down the street when “poof” he turned into a driveway.
Student: “I wasn’t the one who broke the window.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cello. Cello who? Cello there!
What does a bankrupt frog say? “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
Never trust an escalator. They are always up to something!
The magician was driving down the street when “poof” he turned into a driveway.
Trivia Answers: 1. Five 2. James Earl Jones 3. Wind 4. Madame Defarge 5. Fungus
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February 9 - 15, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Blood alternative: Japan is testing a new kind of blood, created in labs, to meet medical needs without relying on constant donations. Aiming to solve supply issues faced by many hospitals worldwide, researchers are exploring synthetic versions that carry oxygen and don’t require matching blood types. The project is especially urgent in places like Japan, where a declining population means fewer donors but rising demand. Unlike real blood, these alternatives can be stored longer and used more flexibly in emergencies and remote areas. If the trials succeed, the technology could ease pressure on blood banks and reshape how hospitals and other health officials prepare for surgeries, accidents, and public health crises.
Island wonder: Socotra, an Arabian Sea island off the coast of Yemen, is so unusual it has been likened to another planet. Rugged mountains and dry plateaus rise above stretches of beach and sand, creating a dramatic landscape surrounded by turquoise water. The island shelters many lifeforms found nowhere else on Earth, making it a showcase of rare biodiversity. Among its most recognizable plants are the umbrella-shaped dragon blood trees, with their striking red resin. The distinctive flora give the land a surreal appearance, adding to its mystique. With its unique species and remarkable scenery, Socotra stands out as one of the world’s great natural wonders.
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Grass legacy: Near the highlands of Huinchiri, Peru, a handwoven bridge stretches over a river, rebuilt each year by dedicated villagers. The design, passed down through generations, follows ancient methods that use tightly braided grass in place of steel or wood. Victoriano Arizapana, the community’s bridge master, oversees the process from start to finish, continuing a tradition rooted in Inca engineering. Before work begins, an offering is made to the land, seeking protection. Once completed, the old bridge is cut loose and left to return to nature below. With care, Arizapana secures the final ropes. The bridge then opens for use, ready for another season of crossings.
Book revival: A centuries-old church has been reimagined as a multi-level bookshop blending history with modern design in Zwolle, Netherlands. The building’s tall arches and long central aisle remain untouched, while new structures have been added along the sides without altering the original frame. Visitors can browse the collection, pause under restored paintings, or listen to the organ during events. The space offers a mix of fiction, non-fiction, and children’s books, and also features a cafe. Upstairs, a replica skeleton hints at the site’s medieval past. The building now operates as a functional retail space with room for events and community use. Everything fits without disrupting the building’s original layout.
“Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.” - Voltaire
“Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love.” - Emma Watson
“Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love.” - Emma Watson
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Memory Cafe` Open House: ‘Where Memories Spark Joy’, a social gathering for care partners & persons with memory loss. Held Feb. 3 & 10, 10am-12pm at New Horizon’s James Bay, 234 Menzies. Registration req’d: debra@memoryconnecting.org
Victoria’s Premier Gardening Event, Seedy Saturday is back on Feb 14, 11am-4pm at Crystal Garden, 713 Douglas St. This all-ages event features over 60 vendors, free speaker sessions, kids activities & more. Stock up on seeds, plants, gardening supplies of all kinds, and learn from local experts! Entrance is by donation.
Victoria Spring Home Show! Held Fri., Feb. 20, Sat., Feb. 21 & Sun., Feb. 22 at Pearkes Community Centre Fieldhouse, 3100 Tillicum Rd. Free admission all weekend! Visit: www.VictoriaHomeShows.com
Coldest Night of the Year: Bundle up & join the walk on February 28. This family-friendly fundraising walk supports Island Crisis Care Society’s Community Impact Fund. Visit: www.cnoy.org/Victoria
Magic Wand for Grads: Why buy when you can borrow for a small fee? Accessories included for both boys & girls. All grads eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment from now until June.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. What country is known as the “Land of a Thousand Lakes”?
2. The musical West Side Story is a retelling of this Shakespeare play.
3. This light show happens when solar particles collide with Earth’s atmosphere.
4. A horse’s height is measured in _____.
5. Who wrote the song “This Land Is Your Land”?
2. The musical West Side Story is a retelling of this Shakespeare play.
3. This light show happens when solar particles collide with Earth’s atmosphere.
4. A horse’s height is measured in _____.
5. Who wrote the song “This Land Is Your Land”?
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Saturn is moving into Aries for the next two years. A likely challenge during this period will be finding a good balance of taking action vs. maintaining the status quo. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 25, 26, 30, 47.
You may have an opportunity to develop a bolder leadership style over the next two years. This might require you to integrate a higher level of risk into your world view. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 13, 18, 21, 38.
Your head and heart may be pulling you in different directions at the beginning of the week. If you can’t reconcile this stalemate, consider waiting a few days to act. Lucky numbers: 3, 13, 30, 40, 45, 48.
Have you considered how to expand your role in the world to aid humanity? The weekend may be a good time to translate this adjustment into outward action. Lucky numbers: 2, 12, 13, 27, 28, 47.
At midweek, an opportunity to be of aid to a group, large or small, may emerge. It might require some sacrifice on your part, but still could be in your best interests. Lucky numbers: 9, 26, 27, 33, 37, 47.
For the next few weeks, you may lose interest in performing work that requires precision and detail. Consider what this process might say about your passion. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 11, 18, 20, 32.
For the next few weeks, be aware of how much others are asking of you. Carefully consider whether you can meet their requests without sacrificing your own needs. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 15, 22, 29, 46.
You may find the next two years to be a time of testing. The challenge might be to resist the temptation to be stubborn in favour of becoming a mature leader. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 9, 13, 21, 22.
Early this week, your natural sense of optimism may be strong. Before moving forward, be sure to check any plans you make during this period for potential obstacles. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 8, 12, 15, 48.
Your ambition to achieve success may be particularly strong during the middle of the week. Be sure to consider the goals of those who will be impacted by your efforts. Lucky numbers: 10, 17, 19, 36, 42, 44.
As an Aquarius, your goals to aid humanity may get bogged down in confusion and uncertainty this week. Is this a message to be more flexible in your endeavours? Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 23, 31, 35, 42.
Your focus may be on what you value and how to achieve it. If you are confused about how best to proceed, try to wait until you are more clear about what you desire. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 5, 10, 28, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Star sand: On certain beaches in Japan, sand isn’t made of tiny rocks but tiny star-shaped shells instead. These are remnants of microscopic sea creatures, leaving behind beaches dotted with natural and unusual patterns.
Desert glass: In the sands of Libya and Egypt, pale yellow glass pieces are thought to have been formed when intense heat from a meteor impact melted the desert surface. The result is a rare natural glass, admired for both its beauty and unusual origin.
Pregnancy pause: Some mammals, including kangaroos, seals, and certain species of bears, can put their pregnancies on hold until conditions are more favourable for their offspring. This natural delay is one of nature’s clever ways of protecting new life.
Silent surprise: Composer John Cage’s piece 4’33” asks musicians to play nothing, turning audience sounds into the performance. Listeners soon realize true silence doesn’t exist. Every shuffle, breath, or cough becomes part of the music.
Tower watch: Fire lookout towers began as wooden perches, later becoming sturdy steel cabins high above the trees. Once vital for spotting wildfires, they gradually were replaced by satellites and aircrafts. Many still stand as restored landmarks or retreats.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You. You who? Did you call me?
What do you call a story told by a giraffe? A tall tale.
Lots of people want to travel to the Netherlands to buy clogs. Wouldn’t shoe?
Restaurant hostess to chicken: “We don’t serve poultry here.”
Chicken: “That’s OK, I want a coffee.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You. You who? Did you call me?
What do you call a story told by a giraffe? A tall tale.
Lots of people want to travel to the Netherlands to buy clogs. Wouldn’t shoe?
Trivia Answers: 1. Finland 2. Romeo and Juliet 3. Aurora 4. Hands
5. Woody Guthrie
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February 2 - 8, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Waste energy: A modern facility in Beijing, China, is demonstrating how ordinary trash can be transformed into useful power. Collected refuse first is stored in large covered pits, where it ferments before being burned, a step that makes the process more efficient. Overhead cranes scoop tons of waste into massive furnaces, and the resulting heat produces steam that drives turbines, sending electricity back to the city’s grid. What remains is sifted for metals, while other residue becomes construction materials. Advanced filters reduce harmful gases and treated water is reused, leaving little behind. Instead of sitting in dumps, rubbish is being converted into energy for low-carbon growth.
Circular mystery: Hidden in Argentina’s Paraná Delta lies El Ojo, a floating patch of land that spins within a perfectly round lagoon. Made of dense plant matter, the island became separated from the shore long ago and now drifts in a steady clockwise rotation. Its constant movement has gradually carved the water’s edge into the same shape, leaving both island and lagoon as near-perfect circles admired by curious visitors. At about 387 feet (118 m) wide, it is large enough to clearly be seen from above. The exact moment it formed is unknown, though satellite views confirm it has existed for years. For some, it’s a place of myth, while for others it’s simply an unusual feature of nature.
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Canyon refuge: The village of Supai, Arizona (U.S.), is tucked deep inside the Grand Canyon, and is the only inhabited village within the canyon’s walls. Reaching it is difficult. Visitors must hike down long trails, take a helicopter, or ride animals along steep canyon paths. The Havasupai, whose name means “people of the blue-green water,” have lived here for countless generations and have fought to keep their land. Waterfalls, cliffs, and desert views surrounding the settlement give it a dramatic, isolated setting. Camping and limited lodging exist, but nature’s forces often make life unpredictable. Supai remains both a cultural centre and one of the most secluded communities in the U.S.
Final supper: In Ephrata, Pennsylvania (U.S.), a man ordered a special steak dinner for his dog Iris, marking her final day with a heartfelt gesture. He mentioned in the note that it was her last meal, and the restaurant staff responded with unexpected kindness. They prepared the food with extra care, added handwritten messages, and wouldn’t accept any payment. Iris was treated to steak, mashed potatoes, fries, and warm bread. Her family spent the day taking her for drives, visiting loved ones, and sharing quiet moments. Online, photos of her meal touched people around the world with heartfelt support. That final dinner became a quiet reminder of our love of our pets and how deeply strangers can care.
“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Abraham Joshua Heschel
“Be happy, but never satisfied.” - Bruce Lee
“Be happy, but never satisfied.” - Bruce Lee
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Victoria Mariners Bottle Drive: Held Sun., February 1st at GFL Bottle Depot, 1063 Dunford Ave. 10a.m-2p.m. Proceeds to support the Mariners Premier Baseball Team.
Memory Cafe` Open House: ‘Where Memories Spark Joy’, a social gathering for care partners & persons with memory loss. Held Feb. 3 & 10, 10am-12pm at New Horizon’s James Bay, 234 Menzies. Registration req’d: debra@memoryconnecting.org
Gordon Head Garden Club Meeting: Wed., Feb. 4, 7-9pm in the Gordon Head Lawn Bowling club building, 4105 Lambrick Way. Speaker is master gardener, Jennifer Kolot, speaking on ‘Growing a Bumper Crop of Tomatoes’. Visitors welcome at no charge.
Victoria’s Premier Gardening Event, Seedy Saturday is back on Feb 14, 11am-4pm at Crystal Garden, 713 Douglas St. This all-ages event features over 60 vendors, free speaker sessions, kids activities & more. Stock up on seeds, plants, gardening supplies of all kinds, and learn from local experts! Entrance is by donation.
Victoria Spring Home Show! Held Fri., Feb. 20, Sat., Feb. 21 & Sun., Feb. 22 at Pearkes Community Centre Fieldhouse, 3100 Tillicum Rd. Free admission all weekend! Visit: www.VictoriaHomeShows.com
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. In the song, “Mares eat oats, and does eat oats,” what do little lambs eat?
2. Clown, Little Tramp, or Acrobat is Charlie Chaplin’s most famous recurrent character?
3. Bees use this body part to harvest nectar from flowers.
4. Antarctica is a desert - T/F?
5. Tin is a traditional gift given for which wedding anniversary?
2. Clown, Little Tramp, or Acrobat is Charlie Chaplin’s most famous recurrent character?
3. Bees use this body part to harvest nectar from flowers.
4. Antarctica is a desert - T/F?
5. Tin is a traditional gift given for which wedding anniversary?
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You may receive a sudden insight this week about an old emotional wound. What action can you take to resolve it, thereby creating a long-term spiritual benefit for you? Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 21, 27, 33, 40.
Things that have been stalled may begin to turn around this week, but will take a while to fully move forward. Are your efforts in alignment with your highest values? Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 13, 17, 26, 41.
In April, Uranus will move into Gemini for seven years, which may bring many opportunities and considerable turbulence. Plan how to proceed when you get there. Lucky numbers: 1, 12, 24, 26, 32, 33.
A new opportunity may emerge for you this week. It might require you to make an adjustment in your view of the world and to expand your focus to humanity at large. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 26, 35, 43, 45.
Clear communication may be difficult for the next few weeks. You might want to wait on important negotiations, or be very sure that the terms are crystal clear. Lucky numbers: 10, 24, 27, 29, 31, 36.
The beginning of the week may highlight your natural ability to do detailed, precise work. You might make considerable progress if you are strategic in your efforts. Lucky numbers: 11, 17, 27, 35, 38, 40.
Is there an issue that you have had a difficult time resolving? Midweek may be a good time to do so because your tact and diplomacy will be heightened then. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 19, 22, 34, 38.
This weekend may be a good time to retreat from the world. You might find your emotions challenging. A break could help you avoid difficult interactions. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 18, 25, 37, 41.
For the next few weeks, things may be busy and chaotic, especially in your communications with others. Double check details and try to avoid unnecessary conflict. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 15, 32, 43, 44.
An unusual, late week insight may encourage you to take your current endeavors in a different direction. Don’t reject this, but carefully evaluate the pros and cons. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 22, 29, 30, 41.
You may be surprised to be tripped up in communicating something you thought was clear. This might be a hidden opportunity to integrate new ideas into your views. Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 28, 32, 40, 44.
You may find things are confusing for the next few weeks, which might make progress difficult. But this also could be an opportunity for growth, if you can be patient. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 14, 29, 41, 42.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Glass glow: Stained glass has shaped light for centuries, turning plain windows into radiant displays. Its beginnings trace back to ancient beads and early Roman windows, later evolving into cathedral masterpieces of dazzling colour and history.
Spud spark: A few potatoes, some copper and zinc, and a handful of clips are all it takes to light up a tiny clock. The potato’s natural acid helps trigger a reaction that turns metal into mild electricity. Turns out, veggies can carry a charge.
Shimmer surprise: That subtle sparkle in lipstick may come from fish scales. Processed into a shiny substance called guanine, these scales give cosmetics a pearly glow when light reflects and refracts through multiple layers.
Backdoor breathing: When some species of turtles hunker down for winter, they barely need oxygen. The small amount they require comes through a surprising source: they absorb oxygen directly from the water into their derrières.
Pupil pause: Human eyes grow slightly after birth, then stay nearly the same size for life. While the rest of the face changes significantly over time, the eyes remain mostly unchanged. That’s why babies appear to have such big eyes.
A dinosaur crashed his car. Talk about tyrannosaurus wrecks!
I passed a field of sheep on the bus today. Why they were on the bus, I don’t know.
Customer: “Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.”
Waiter: “Yes, sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wheel. Wheel who? Wheel be going now!
How does a beaver know which tree to cut down? Whichever one he chews.
I passed a field of sheep on the bus today. Why they were on the bus, I don’t know.
Customer: “Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.”
Waiter: “Yes, sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wheel. Wheel who? Wheel be going now!
How does a beaver know which tree to cut down? Whichever one he chews.
Trivia Answers: 1. Ivy 2. Little Tramp 3. Proboscis 4. True 5. 10th
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January 26 - February 1, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Real connection: In cities across Europe and beyond, a new kind of social scene is gaining traction. People gather in cafes and rented rooms to spend time together, with no phones or feeds, just actual presence. These meetups are part of the Offline Club, a growing movement helping people unplug from the constant scroll and rediscover old-school fun like card games, shared meals, or just talking. Started in Amsterdam, the project now has branches in major urban centers around the world, with each group adapting the idea to their local vibe. Some events also include digital detox retreats where participants fully unplug for several days. While the world scrolls on, some are choosing a slower, more traditional pace.
Lightning capital: Where the Catatumbo River meets Lake Maracaibo in northwest Venezuela, the world’s most frequent lightning often appears in the night sky. Moist tropical air sweeping in from the Caribbean collides with cooler currents from the Andes, building massive storm clouds above the lake. Trapped by the surrounding mountains, these clouds discharge electricity, creating an astonishing spectacle. For hours, brilliant bolts can flash across the horizon like a constant performance. Small fishing communities with stilt houses stand nearby, accustomed to the drama. For scientists and travellers alike, it remains a fascinating and breathtaking sight.
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Tickle mystery: Researchers are exploring tickling, one of the most curious sensations humans share. In a lab in Gelderland, Netherlands, a team of neuroscientists has built a device that delivers consistent, controlled foot tickles, helping them observe how the brain and body react. While animals like gorillas and rats also respond to tickling, scientists are trying to understand what purpose this odd reaction serves in social bonding and development. One focus is why people on the autism spectrum sometimes report stronger tickle responses. Another question is why we can’t tickle ourselves. With every giggle and squirm, the team inches closer to unravelling the science behind this surprisingly complex response.
Sunken city: While checking coastal waters near Gujarat, India, scientists using sonar equipment noticed unusual patterns on the sea floor that resembled human-built layouts. Follow-up exploration uncovered items like pottery fragments, beads, and human remains, suggesting that people once lived there. The age of the site is debated, with some researchers arguing it predates known civilizations and others cautious about such claims. Rising seas and shifting landscapes may have buried the area, leaving only scattered traces for discovery. The find has fueled speculation that old legends about lost cities or epic floods may have some basis in reality. Whatever its true story, the submerged site continues to intrigue.
“Trust in dreams, for in them is the hidden gate to eternity.” - Kahlil Gibran
“The happiest miser on earth is the man who saves up every friend he can make.” - Robert E. Sherwood
“The happiest miser on earth is the man who saves up every friend he can make.” - Robert E. Sherwood
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Age Forward Action: Your activity, your voice, your community. We want to hear from you: Adults 50+, healthcare providers working with older adults & caregivers for adults 50+. Complete the survey and enter to win 1 of 4 $250 gift cards. Deadline is January 31st.
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Love to Sing? Avalon Singers is an all-female adult community choir looking for new members. Remaining intake rehearsal is Jan. 29. For more info, visit: www.AvalonSingers.com
Tom Green Stompin’ Comedy Tour: Don’t miss an evening of Green’s hysterical comedy, along with stories about his career & a selection of original songs live at the McPherson Playhouse in Victoria on January 25, 7pm. For info & tickets, visit: www.rmts.bc.ca
Positively Vegan invites you to Odd Burger Community Sundays, Sunday January 25th at 770 Fisgard St. Enjoy vegan food, face painting & support local non profits.
Victoria Mariners Bottle Drive: Held Sun., February 1st at GFL Bottle Depot, 1063 Dunford Ave. 10a.m-2p.m. Proceeds to support the Mariners Premier Baseball Team.
Gordon Head Garden Club Meeting: Wed., Feb. 4, 7-9pm in the Gordon Head Lawn Bowling club building, 4105 Lambrick Way. Speaker is master gardener, Jennifer Kolot, speaking on ‘Growing a Bumper Crop of Tomatoes’. Visitors welcome at no charge.
Victoria’s Premier Gardening Event, Seedy Saturday is back on Feb 14, 11am-4pm at Crystal Garden, 713 Douglas St. This all-ages event features over 60 vendors, free speaker sessions, kids activities & more. Stock up on seeds, plants, gardening supplies of all kinds, and learn from local experts! Entrance is by donation.
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. Claude Monet belonged to the _____ art movement.
2. Is a group of skunks called a surfeit, clowder, or drove?
3. In which continent are the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?
4. How many strings are on a standard guitar?
5. _____ Earhart was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.
2. Is a group of skunks called a surfeit, clowder, or drove?
3. In which continent are the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?
4. How many strings are on a standard guitar?
5. _____ Earhart was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.
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Neptune is about to enter Aries for the next decade, which may have a long-term effect in your life. This might include being encouraged to make changes in your spiritual life. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 15, 27, 38, 39.
You may be tempted at week’s end to dig in your heels. First take a step back, and carefully consider your reaction, to avoid a conflict you could find later that you regret. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 19, 26, 27, 34.
The week may start chaotically for you, including through information overload. Take a deep breath, and wait a few days for this pattern to change before deciding on changes. Lucky numbers: 5, 14, 24, 25, 26, 46.
Cancers generally make conservative risk vs. reward assessments regarding life decisions. But for the next month, new opportunities may require you to adjust that dynamic. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 12, 15, 31, 48.
Have you evaluated your progress against the plans you established about six months ago? The end of the week may be a good time to complete some tasks to stay on track. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 16, 30, 42, 47.
You may find a new opportunity at the end of the week. This might mean that you will need to step outside of your comfort zone so that you can look at new options. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 22, 23, 25, 39.
Many Libras prioritize a harmonious environment with others. Neptune in Aries for the next decade may offer an opportunity for you to also be sure that your needs are being met. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 19, 22, 37, 43.
Scorpios often have a temper that can simmer for a long time, and then suddenly flare up. Be aware that the end of this week may have a situation that triggers such a moment. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 7, 14, 33, 39.
The week may start with your head and your heart in opposition to each other. You might want to take a step back, pause, and wait a few days before making any decisions. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 14, 42, 43, 47.
Your ambition may be hindered at midweek. Is the stalemate within yourself or from another person? Is the obstacle a message from the universe to reconsider your next steps? Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 16, 21, 42, 46.
Have you used the strong Aquarius energy to find an opportunity that lets you contribute to humanity’s evolution? Look for insights that might help you find the right path. Lucky numbers: 2, 14, 17, 18, 24, 46.
Do you have a project that is off track? The end of the week may be a good opportunity to evaluate what is needed to complete the project, or decide if you could let it go. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 18, 25, 26, 42.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Space smell: Astronauts say space carries a unique odour that clings to spacesuits after a walk outside. Inside a spacecraft, they describe it as metallic or like seared meat, a strange reminder of conditions beyond Earth.
Sinking city: Some Mexico City neighbourhoods sink up to 20 inches per year from heavy reliance on groundwater extraction. Water from underground aquifers meets the city’s demand, but the ground compresses, causing dangerous, costly damage.
Vanilla roots: True vanilla comes from the beans of the vanilla orchid, making it rare, delicate, and costly. That’s why most vanilla flavourings today are synthetic, even though they aim to mimic the taste of the real plant.
Paw raft: Sea otters sometimes nap in groups called rafts, occasionally linking paws to stay together. While not always seen, these cozy gatherings reveal just how social and playful sea otters can be in the ocean.
Hidden depths: Beneath the hills of Kentucky (U.S.) a twisting cave network called Mammoth Cave is known for its size and strange beauty. It has tunnels on multiple levels, with new passages still being found. Guided tours offer a walk into complete darkness.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can hunt knights.
The only guy I know who makes a long story short is my editor.
Patient: “Doctor, every time I stand up I see Mickey Mouse.”
Doctor: “How long have you had these Disney spells?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep!
Cinderella was terrible at sports. Maybe because her coach was a pumpkin.
The only guy I know who makes a long story short is my editor.
Patient: “Doctor, every time I stand up I see Mickey Mouse.”
Doctor: “How long have you had these Disney spells?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep!
Cinderella was terrible at sports. Maybe because her coach was a pumpkin.
Trivia Answers: 1. Impressionist 2. Surfeit 3. Asia 4. Six 5. Amelia
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January 19 - 25, 2026
Greater Victoria Edition
Root signals: In forests of the Dolomites in northern Italy, researchers observed trees adjusting their internal energy during a solar eclipse, with the largest, most established ones shifting long before any shadow crossed the canopy. Using low-power field equipment, the team detected electrical activity moving between trunks, including faint responses from broken stumps still rooted in place. It seemed to be a shared, timed reaction from the trees themselves. The findings hint at an underlying system of awareness, quietly led by older trees. Though not visible from the forest floor, the patterns suggested a kind of group timing. It may be that trees don’t just grow together, but they “think” together, too.
Pinball panic: Long before it became a popular pastime, pinball was seen in many parts of the U.S. as a dangerous threat to society. In the 1940s, the machines often were linked to illegal gambling and organized crime. Critics said they targeted young people and drained their money, especially since early versions didn’t even have flippers, instead relying on chance. Mayors and judges launched aggressive campaigns against the games, raiding shops and smashing machines as part of public crackdowns. Pinball was blamed for encouraging bad habits, wasting time, and causing trouble in neighbourhoods. Despite the bans, the game’s appeal didn’t fade, it just went underground for a while.
Pillar greenery: Along a crowded expressway in Mexico City, towering supports have been coated with layers of climbing plants and living foliage. These upright plant walls use recycled materials and filtered rainwater, kept thriving by a sensor-based system that tracks moisture and temperature. The design not only softens the harsh lines of traffic, it turns old infrastructure into something unexpectedly alive. Commuters say the air feels fresher and the view more calming. Beyond the visual impact, the project has created jobs and inspired new ways of thinking about public space. It’s a functional mix of greenery and design that makes better use of space most people had stopped noticing.
Steep ride: In the Swiss Alps, a cable car climbs one of the steepest, open-air tracks in Europe. Originally built to move supplies for a mountain dam, it now carries visitors up the slope for the views. The car travels backward with no roof and just a bar across your legs, which adds to the thrill. It moves at a slow pace, but the sharp incline makes the ride feel more intense than expected. From the top, you can follow a lakeside trail or hike down to the village of Handegg. The mountain scenery includes forests, cliffs, and snowy peaks. The starting point is only accessible by stairs, so it may not suit everyone. Still, the ride offers a rare way to explore the high alpine landscape.
“Every now and then a man’s mind is stretched by a new idea or sensation, and never shrinks back to its former dimensions.”
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
“Simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures.” - Lao Tzu
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Age Forward Action: Your activity, your voice, your community. We want to hear from you: Adults 50+, healthcare providers working with older adults & caregivers for adults 50+. Complete the survey and enter to win 1 of 4 $250 gift cards. Visit www.clkmg.com/PHA_BC/AgeForward
St. Mary’s Oak Bay Jazz Evensong welcomes The Ashley Wey Trio!
Sunday, Jan 18, 4-5pm, 1701 Elgin Rd., by donation. For more info,
visit: www.stmarysoakbay.ca/jazz-evensong
The Victoria Arion Male Choir welcome new singers. Open house Monday 19th, 2026. For more info check our website www.vamc.ca
Love to Sing? Avalon Singers is an all-female adult community choir looking for new members. Intake rehearsals are Jan. 22 & 29. For more info, visit: www.AvalonSingers.com
Tom Green Stompin’ Comedy Tour: Don’t miss an evening of Green’s hysterical comedy, along with stories about his career & a selection of original songs live at the McPherson Playhouse in Victoria on January 25, 7pm. For info & tickets, visit: www.rmts.bc.ca
Positively Vegan invites you to Odd Burger Community Sundays, Sunday January 25th at 770 Fisgard St. Enjoy vegan food, face painting & support local non profits.
Victoria Mariners Bottle Drive: Held Sun., February 1st at GFL Bottle Depot, 1063 Dunford Ave. 10a.m-2p.m. Proceeds to support the Mariners Premier Baseball Team.
Victoria Spring Home Show: Victoria’s ultimate one-stop home improvement shop! Feb 20th - 22nd, Friday 1:00pm - 8:00pm, Saturday 9:30am - 5:30pm, Sunday 10:00am - 4:00pm at Pearkes Community Centre – Fieldhouse, 3100 Tillicum Rd (behind the mall). FREE Admission! Info www.VictoriaHomeShows.com
Live music! Victoria Folk Music Society weekly gatherings, every Sunday night, 7:30-10pm, Norway House, 1110 Hillside Ave, $8 cash, Everyone welcome www.victoriafolkmusic.ca
Volunteer Drivers Needed to pick up recyclables weekly from one or two restaurants & process them at Return-It. Proceeds donated to Operation Christmas Child account. Info: dehaan.charlene@gmail.com
Victoria Based Collector buys vintage license plates. Call 250-477-4127 or email: JohnMRoberts@telus.net if you have any you wish to sell.
Victoria Men’s Shed ~ Men Helping Men is committed to fostering a community of men in the Greater Victoria area who wish to support one another & engage in projects to benefit each other & the community at large. For more info, visit: victoriamensshed.ca
1. A pangolin is a mammal - T/F?
2. Does nutmeg come from an evergreen or deciduous tree?
3. The ______ Decimal System catalogues items in a library.
4. What volcano in Italy destroyed the city of Pompeii?
5. Who wrote the book Wicked, a novel set in Oz?
2. Does nutmeg come from an evergreen or deciduous tree?
3. The ______ Decimal System catalogues items in a library.
4. What volcano in Italy destroyed the city of Pompeii?
5. Who wrote the book Wicked, a novel set in Oz?
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You may get a boost of ambition and energy in the middle of the week. But be careful about being overly aggressive with others whose assistance you might need now. Lucky numbers: 14, 21, 30, 31, 37, 47.
This week, you may get a sudden insight that has been trying to break through for a while. Energy and discipline now could be available to you to manifest this possibility. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 24, 34, 43, 44.
Geminis tend to accumulate bits of information, simply to have the knowledge at hand. For the next few weeks, you may have an opportunity to use it to help humanity at large. Lucky numbers: 5, 12, 18, 36, 41, 43.
The focus for Cancers is often their immediate family and friends. However, the Aquarius energy this month encourages you to adjust your view toward humanity as a whole. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 24, 27, 34, 46.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set a new plan then? Now would be a good time to review progress and think about any changes you may need to make. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 13, 29, 36, 39.
You may experience a lack of confidence at midweek. This could pass in a few days, so be patient and acknowledge any feelings of depression. Retreat may be beneficial now. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 13, 23, 28, 44.
The desire to maintain peace can be very strong for some Libras, but also can create an unhealthy balance. You may feel strongly, midweek, that this dynamic needs to change. Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 25, 28, 45, 48.
Communicating your intuitive insights and truth to those who would prefer to turn away from them is difficult. At the week’s end, you may have more endurance for this effort. Lucky numbers: 12, 17, 24, 25, 41, 44.
A theme for Sagittarius is to develop a philosophy that is genuine, and they often advocate this to others. You may be interested now in how this connects to humanity’s evolution. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 15, 18, 29, 46.
Capricorn ambitions often are directed at generating success in their own lives. This month, the universe may ask you to step out of your comfort zone to help others succeed. Lucky numbers: 11, 21, 22, 26, 30, 46.
Pluto is fully anchored into Aquarius, signalling a critical period of human evolution for the next decade. Aquarius energy is strong now, providing an opportunity in this regard. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 9, 28, 42, 47.
This week you may find yourself going back over territory of the past several years. Now is the moment to achieve one final insight that you could take into the future. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 13, 31, 33, 35.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 15.
Flutter vision: Butterflies can see ultraviolet patterns on flowers, invisible to human eyes, that help them find nectar. Some species also migrate remarkable distances, crossing vast landscapes each year on their seasonal journeys.
Echo magic: Ancient amphitheaters were built with curved designs and stone materials that carried voices across vast crowds. Even without modern equipment, their structure let every word and note ring out clearly.
Berry bounce: Fresh cranberries have a fun trick. If you drop one, it should bounce, showing it’s nice and firm. This little test helps people pick the best berries for festive sauces, relishes, or chutneys at home.
Billboard bans: Some cities have taken down outdoor advertising altogether, removing giant signs from streets and buses. Supporters say these ads clutter public spaces, while critics argue they bring revenue and consumer choice.
Green alarm: That sweet smell of fresh-cut grass is actually a chemical distress call. When damaged, plants release airborne signals called green leaf volatiles (GLV). These warnings even attract helpful insects. Call it nature’s version of a silent alarm.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess me and my shadow.
What only starts to work only when it’s been fired? A rocket.
Some cats are great bowlers, such as alley cats.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Teacher: “The plural of mouse is mice. What is the plural of baby?”
Student: “Twins.”
What only starts to work only when it’s been fired? A rocket.
Some cats are great bowlers, such as alley cats.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Teacher: “The plural of mouse is mice. What is the plural of baby?”
Student: “Twins.”
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Evergreen 3. Dewey 4. Mount Vesuvius
5. Gregory Maguire
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