October 26 - Nov 1, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Weird weather forecast: Watch out! It might rain iguanas! Weather forecasters in the state of Florida (U.S.) aren’t kidding when they make this prediction. A cold snap in the area that usually is warm can stun these reptiles. If they are in a tree when that happens, the creatures could fall out. But locals know not to worry about the health of the iguanas that lie on the ground after falling from their perches. Once the temperature warms up, they are able to move again, and they get up and walk away. See the video here:
Cucumber holdup: Staff members in a shop in Glasgow, Scotland, needn’t have been frightened of a robber who came into the premises. He was armed only with a cucumber, which he had covered with a black sock. The would-be thief was Gary Rough, and he tried to get the staff to give him cash. But before his demand was granted, an off-duty police officer who was in the store noticed that something was going on and came to the rescue. Rough ended up being arrested. The judge was not impressed and gave the thief jail time for his crime.
Good Peruvian eats: People in London, England, who crave a bit of Peruvian cuisine would be wise to try out the bottomless brunch at Coya Mayfair, a restaurant in the city’s West End. First, guests are greeted with colourful decor and the music of Peru, and then they are served the wonderful food. Dishes include crocantes and guacamole, which is freshly made right at the table, ceviche, and vegan options like grilled corn with lime and chili butter. People who attend this brunch need lots of free time, as it takes all afternoon to get through the many courses.
Going squirrely: Those who live in neighbourhoods frequented by squirrels know that the little critters like to gather nuts. But a couple from Allegheny Country, Pennsylvania (U.S.), were shocked to discover that the rodents near their home were stashing nuts under the hood of their SUV. They could smell something burning when they started the car. Upon further investigation, they found over 200 walnuts and wads of grass under the hood. Luckily, the grass was damp, so it didn’t catch fire. The pair cleaned up the mess and took the vehicle to their mechanic, who gave them the “all clear.”
“A courteous person will always make everyone around him feel at his best and most alive.” - Helen M. Luke
“My body and mind are going in the same direction but not at the same speed.” - Margaret Randall
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Goldstream Salmon Run: Salmon appear mid-October, and can be seen for about 9 weeks, the dates varying from year to year. Lots of parking but it does fill up quickly so come early if you can. Also, wear boots if possible as some of the paths can be a bit under water if it’s later in the season.
12th Annual Intuitive Arts Festival Online: Nov. 6 - 8. Celebrate metaphysics & healing at Victoria’s longest running psychic festival. Join our community for workshops via Zoom, distance psychic readings and energy sessions as well as a shopping channel featuring local spiritual products. Tickets available at intuitiveartsfestival.com
Karel Roessingh Livestream: Held Tuesday, Nov. 10, 7:30-9pm. Composer, arranger, producer & musician who has written scores for over 500 television episodes & many award-winning films, documentaries & promotional videos. He has recorded & produced more than 16 of his own CDs. He will be doing a special performance on Hermann’s Jazz Club’s FB livestream. Tune in at www.facebook.com/hermannsjazz Recommended donation of $10.
Victoria Scavenger Hunt - Essential Victoria: Find the historic buildings, sculptures & harbor views that define British Columbia’s capital. Lace-up your walking shoes and get ready to experience the city like you never have before. Snap pics, race against the clock & put your navigation skills to the test as you wander at your own pace. No reservations, no tour guides & fun for all ages! Visit: www.letsroam.com for more information.
Just so you know .... Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. What was the name of Don Quixote’s horse?
2. The Temple of the Sun can be found in what country?
3. Forage crops are grown primarily for what?
4. A tamale is traditionally cooked encased in what?
5. In the world of finance, what is an IPO?
2. The Temple of the Sun can be found in what country?
3. Forage crops are grown primarily for what?
4. A tamale is traditionally cooked encased in what?
5. In the world of finance, what is an IPO?
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Your quick reaction to a situation may help bring others together. You might be able to look past the immediate to find much-needed solutions to current problems. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 12, 17, 33.
This may be a good time to get away from your usual daily activities. Getting away might help you evaluate your life, in general, and its overall course. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 29, 31, 36, 48.
Others may try to reveal themselves in very mysterious ways. You might know quite well who you are dealing with and may be able to manage their requirements. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 19, 32, 37, 39.
Small details may change a little, but your plan still might be good. Empower others to look past immediate problems and find a better way for everyone to communicate. Lucky numbers: 3, 19, 23, 32, 34, 42.
Communicate your message loud and clear! If you express your point of view, you may continue to bring others together. Your positive energy might help you to reach higher. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 27, 37, 48, 49.
Strong emotional ties may need to be nurtured for you to continue on your current path. You might need to find a more positive approach to pursue these goals. Lucky numbers: 16, 19, 23, 32, 41, 48.
Try to put your positive influence in everything you do. Expand your plans to enjoy some amazing fun. You might find yourself surrounded by a buzz. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
You may be capable of forceful, decisive action and have the will to carry through on your intentions. Physically, you might feel good and your energy might be flowing smoothly. Lucky numbers: 17, 28, 29, 37, 46, 49.
You may hear some good news that makes you feel more empowered. Friends and family might want to get together to help celebrate your new venture. Lucky numbers: 13, 25, 38, 39, 41, 42.
Try not to analyze every situation, as some things in life make no sense. You might need to fortify yourself with positive energy from within. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 19, 20, 23, 40.
Your well-thought-out ideas may help others deal with a sad situation. Your personal touch might be noticed. Expect to receive much honest appreciation for your sentiments. Lucky numbers: 1, 13, 20, 21, 26, 38.
Some new creative ventures may emerge in your life. Your loyalties might be tested, but making all the right decisions could prove that your heart is in the right place. Lucky numbers: 6, 16, 21, 28, 33, 44.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Monkey business: The only wild monkey found in Europe is the macaque of Gibraltar, off the southern coast of Spain. Macaques are thought to originally have come from Morocco. They can be a bit of a nuisance to the residents because they can be aggressive.
Mineral man: A test that measures the hardness of minerals is the Mohs Hardness Test. On the Mohs Hardness Scale, talc is a one, quartz is a seven, and diamond is a 10. The test is named after its German inventor, Friedrich Mohs.
Currencies: There are many currencies around the world, including the Mexican peso, the Japanese yen, the lek in Albania, and the ruble in Belarus. In Canada, it’s the Canadian dollar, and in the United States people use the U.S. dollar.
Space travelers: In 1961, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin was the first person to travel to outer space. He rode the spacecraft Vostok 1. His countrywoman, Valentina Tereshkova, was the first woman to do so in 1963, aboard Vostok 6.
Which fat? Saturated fat in food isn’t healthy. It’s solid at room temperature and can raise blood cholesterol. Unsaturated fat is liquid at room temperature. This type of fat can help lower cholesterol levels in the blood.
Three states of age: youth, middle age, and “you’re looking fine!”
What did the CD player say to the band leader? “Put me in, coach. I’m ready to play.”
Parent: “I’ve got to teach you the value of a dollar!”
Child: “You have! That’s why I asked you to loan me 10.”
What did Paul Revere say when he finished his famous ride?
“Whoa!”
Judge: “Are you guilty or not guilty?”
Defendant: “That’s for me to know and you to find out.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Rocinante 2. Peru 3. Livestock 4. Corn husk 5. Initial public offering
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October 19 - 25, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Big book: Paper-making experts Bela Varga and his son Gábor Varga, of the tiny village of Szinpetri in northern Hungary, made what is thought to be the world’s largest handmade book. The duo’s book measures 4.18 x 3.77 metres (13.7 x 12.4 ft.) and weighs 1,420 kilograms (3,130 lbs.). Its 346 pages are filled with information and photos about the flora and fauna of the region. On display at the Szinpetri paper mill, the book had to be lowered into place with a crane. So as not to rip the paper when reading, six people are needed to turn one of the enormous pages. The name of the book is Our Fragile Natural Heritage. See it here: www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Magical place: Off the west coast of Scotland lies the Isle of Skye, on which is a magical place called the Fairy Pools. Located near the village of Carbost, the pools contain crystal clear turquoise waters. There are numerous small waterfalls that flow from one pool to another. Surrounding the Fairy Pools is a craggy range known as the Cuillin Mountains. Visitors can swim in the pools, but the water is cold, so a wetsuit is recommended. To get to this natural wonder, it is necessary to hike through the Glen Brittle forest, but visitors say it’s worth the effort!
Fake pool: New owners of units in a high-rise building in Changsha, in central China, are not very happy. The property developer didn’t accurately explain the amenities of their new home, and the buyers thought they were getting something luxurious. The buyers were told that the area included lush vegetation and a pool. However, the pool was actually blue plastic on the ground, which looks like a pool when viewed from a high balcony, but most certainly is not. The park-like vegetation also turned out to be non-existent. The developers are hoping to work things out with the new residents of the units.
Bad burglar: A Polish man didn’t make a very good burglar. He broke into an older couple’s house when they were away on a holiday. Apparently, Lukasz Chojnowski made himself right at home for a couple of days. When owners Pat Dyson and Martin Holtby returned, they found Chojnowski sleeping in their bed. The man had been evicted from his rental accommodation and, as he had nowhere to go, decided to break into the empty house. He didn’t steal anything and cleaned up after himself. The owners called police, but were not angry because Chojnowski was tidy and apparently didn’t mean any harm.
“The secret of success is constancy to purpose.”
- Benjamin Disraeli
- Benjamin Disraeli
“A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.” - Aesop
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Victoria Guitar Society: Live & live stream concert on Oct. 24, 6-8pm. A showcase of diverse repertoire performed by local talent as its postponed season-end concert. Something for every music lover. The live concert will be held (with physical distancing in place) at St. Mary the Virgin Anglican Church, 1701 Elgin Rd. Oak Bay. Info & tickets to both the live & live stream event visit: www.victoriaguitarsociety.ca
11th Annual Celebration of Arts & Culture: Held until Oct. 25, 2020. Featuring a newly expanded line-up of free, interactive events & activities – hosted at socially distanced venues through a growing digital hub – BC Culture Days offers a bevy of diverse content to suit all levels of comfort & accessibility as communities navigate the complexities of COVID-19.
Visit: culturedays.ca/en/bc for more info.
Goldstream Salmon Run: Salmon appear mid-October, and can be seen for about 9 weeks, the dates varying from year to year. Lots of parking but it does fill up quickly so come early if you can. Also, wear boots if possible as some of the paths can be a bit under water if it’s later in the season.
12th Annual Intuitive Arts Festival Online: Nov. 6 - 8. Celebrate metaphysics & healing at Victoria’s longest running psychic festival. Join our community for workshops via Zoom, distance psychic readings and energy sessions as well as a shopping channel featuring local spiritual products. Tickets available at intuitiveartsfestival.com
Just so you know .... Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. What are edamame?
2. Which Bill is known as “The Science Guy”?
3. Origami is the art of what?
4. In Star Trek, who was the captain of the Starfleet?
5. Is a jellyfish classified as a fish - Yes/No?
2. Which Bill is known as “The Science Guy”?
3. Origami is the art of what?
4. In Star Trek, who was the captain of the Starfleet?
5. Is a jellyfish classified as a fish - Yes/No?
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Your pride sometimes may come between you and the ones you love. Listen to them with an open heart, and something inside you may change your attitude. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 14, 17, 21, 24.
Being honest is important, but being diplomatic is less likely to hurt the feelings of others. Try to smooth things over with people who might help you attract attention. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 28, 29, 35, 49.
Domestic and family matters may have to take top priority over less important details. You might need to find a happier medium to complete your workload. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 28, 39, 45, 48.
Make positive points on your goals. Good communications may continue if you guide the discussions. Others might realize how very important you are to their plans. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 14, 28, 39, 42.
You may need to give yourself a little more personal freedom. Try to change the atmosphere by putting a more positive spin on your individual goals. Lucky numbers: 2, 17, 24, 26, 29, 38.
Your business may entail travel or engaging in communications with faraway places. Use your imagination to unite those forces. A good bond may result. Lucky numbers: 13, 22, 33, 44, 46, 49.
You know that teamwork can help you accomplish the tasks you require. Having a change in focus may prove that, in fact, you did learn some important lessons. Lucky numbers: 10, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
Your past experiences may give you a little edge on your competition. You might excel at providing either fine dining for many or simple comfort food for family. Enjoy. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 15, 20, 31, 37.
You may find that you need to do more planning in order to attain your goals. Many new aspects of your life might shine brightly if you are a little more prepared. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Forget past problems and embrace new beginnings. You finally may be feeling “good vibrations” all around you. Celebrate your good fortune with those who really matter to you. Lucky numbers: 2, 21, 29, 39, 45, 47.
Your compassion for the predicaments of others may help you win them over to your side. You can’t please everyone, but try to be very flexible about their needs. Lucky numbers: 3, 13, 19, 24, 32, 44.
You may take more pride in who you are and where you come from. Start some interesting conversations to help answer a mystery. You might be amazed at what you learn. Lucky numbers: 15, 26, 29, 31, 36, 42.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 2.
Old world wealth: The Peterhof Palace is a landmark in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Sprawling and opulent, its gardens contain statues made of gold. Built in the 1700s, the UNESCO World Heritage Site is considered an architectural masterpiece.
Ad-free TV: When America’s first television station started broadcasting in 1928, there were no commercials. The first ad didn’t appear until 13 years later in 1941. It was for a Bulova watch.
Luscious locks: Red hair is recessive, meaning that a person with red hair must receive a recessive gene from each parent to be red-haired themselves. Famous redheads include American actress Lucille Ball and Rupert Grint, who played Ron in the Harry Potter movies.
World traveller: Canadian adventurer Colin Angus went around the world in 2004 using only human power. The two year trek included five months of rowing across the Atlantic Ocean with his fiancée Julie Wafaei. The two are now married.
Nut butters: Peanut butter and almond butter are rivals in many households. While similar in calories, almond butter is lower in saturated fat and higher in vitamins and minerals. Peanut butter has a little more protein.
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for “monosyllabic”?
“Do you want to hear a joke backwards?”
“Yes.”
“Very good, start laughing.”
Teacher: “Where was the Constitution signed?”
Student: “At the bottom of the page!”
“Do you want to hear a joke backwards?”
“Yes.”
“Very good, start laughing.”
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? Because there weren’t even any roads during the Jurassic Period!
Teacher: “Where was the Constitution signed?”
Student: “At the bottom of the page!”
How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t. You get down from a goose.
Trivia Answers: 1. Green soybeans 2. Bill Nye 3. Paper
folding 4. James T. Kirk 5. No
folding 4. James T. Kirk 5. No
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October 12 - 18, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Saving sailors: A famous lighthouse on the east coast of Canada attracts tourist attention. In the province of Nova Scotia, Peggy’s Point Lighthouse was originally built in 1868 and rebuilt in 1915. The red and white structure measures 15 metres (50 ft.) high and is located on a granite outcrop of rock at the entrance of St. Margaret’s Bay in the fishing village of Peggy’s Cove, about an hour from the province’s capital city of Halifax. This lighthouse is classified in Canada as a Federal Heritage Building.
Billboard love: Whether or not he ends up finding love, Mark Rofe certainly has a sense of humour. The 30-something single man from Sheffield, England, recently rented a billboard to suggest that interested individuals contact him if they’d like to go on a date. Rofe had tried the usual online dating methods, to no avail. So he paid £425 to advertise on the roadside space, on a busy street in the city of Manchester. The billboard states: “Date Mark. This could be the sign you’ve been waiting for,” followed by his website address. See more here www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Red water: A lake in Chile has red water. Called Laguna Roja (Red Lagoon), it is located near the city of Camarones, in the Arica y Parinacota Region. The temperature of the fresh water is 40° to 50° C (104° to 122° F) because the lake is fed by hot springs. No conclusive evidence explains why the waters are red. It may be because of algae or suspended sediment. The lake’s depth is not known. Laguna Roja is surrounded by treeless hills, mountains, and rocky outcrops, and is one of the country’s hidden gems.
Sand art: Japan is home to The Sand Museum. Located near the Tottori Sand Dunes on the island of Honshu, the open-air museum honours the natural wonder of the dunes. Visitors can view the enormous works of sand sculptors from around the world, with themed exhibitions changing each year. Sculptures might feature mythical figures, religious icons, and depictions of modern literature, such as The Jungle Book. Themes have ranged from “Czech Republic and Slovakia” to “South America.” The museum closes for a few months between displays so the sculptors can work their magic in sand.
“I can accept failure, but I can’t accept not trying.”
- Michael Jordan
- Michael Jordan
“The only real elegance is in the mind. If you’ve got that, the rest follows from it.” - Diana Vreeland
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Victoria Guitar Society: Live & live stream concert on Oct. 24, 6-8pm. A showcase of diverse repertoire performed by local talent as its postponed season-end concert. Something for every music lover. The live concert will be held (with physical distancing in place) at St. Mary the Virgin Anglican Church, 1701 Elgin Rd. Oak Bay. Info & tickets to both the live & live stream event visit: www.victoriaguitarsociety.ca
11th Annual Celebration of Arts & Culture: Held until Oct. 25, 2020. Featuring a newly expanded line-up of free, interactive events & activities – hosted at socially distanced venues through a growing digital hub – BC Culture Days offers a bevy of diverse content to suit all levels of comfort & accessibility as communities navigate the complexities of COVID-19.
Visit: culturedays.ca/en/bc for more info.
Victoria Scavenger Hunt - Essential Victoria: Find the historic buildings, sculptures & harbor views that define British Columbia’s capital. Lace-up your walking shoes and get ready to experience the city like you never have before. Snap pics, race against the clock & put your navigation skills to the test as you wander at your own pace. No reservations, no tour guides & fun for all ages! Visit: www.letsroam.com for more information.
Goldstream Salmon Run: Salmon appear mid-October, and can be seen for about 9 weeks, the dates varying from year to year. Lots of parking but it does fill up quickly so come early if you can. Also, wear boots if possible as some of the paths can be a bit under water if it’s later in the season.
Just so you know .... Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. How many imperial liquid gallons are in a barrel?
2. Laterally means upward, towards the back, or sideways??
2. Laterally means upward, towards the back, or sideways??
3. Which scientist wrote a book about Earth called Pale Blue Dot?
4. In Aesop’s Fables, who was last to finish in a race - the tortoise or the hare?
5. Is turmeric an herb or a spice?(see bottom for answers)
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Your schedule may seem full, but try to find time to enjoy with your loved ones. They might appreciate your sentiments much more than you expected. Lucky numbers: 7, 20, 38, 40, 41, 42.
Believe in your abilities to accomplish your work. The winds may change suddenly, and new policies may help you realize that your goals might come true. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 13, 17, 26, 34.
You may feel as if you’re totally alone. You can benefit from reaching out to others who may share their positive flow. They might help you see past the present. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 23, 34, 36, 48.
You may need to gather more information in order to reach your current goals. Personal contacts might be able to introduce you to those who can help you find solutions. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 12, 16, 24, 32.
There are so many different choices for you to make. Try to listen to your heart. Don’t allow others to interfere with making your important decisions. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 45.
You may have challenges before you that you might have to address sooner or later. You may
need to dig a little deeper in order to surpass current expectations. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 20, 27, 36, 44.
Your research opportunities may start to open a new perspective. History might repeat itself.Your interpretation of these events could give you some answers. Lucky numbers: 9, 22, 26, 29, 35, 38.
Your interest in places faraway may become your favourite topic. Travelling or studying about a different part of the world might help you learn more within your field. Lucky numbers: 4, 14, 18, 20, 22, 34.
You know you need to push your ideas harder. Don’t allow others to flounder and waste your precious time. Try to prepare yourself for any possibilities. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 23, 24, 33, 44.
Your sensitive mood may brighten when you realize how much happiness you can spin for others. Your strength of character might help you overcome any fears. Lucky numbers: 14, 19, 23, 24, 32, 39.
Special people in your life may show their gratitude in many ways. Take them up on their kind offers. Push through the hype and you might find your perfect fit. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 19, 23, 24, 30.
Be thankful and humble. There may be many people who trust you to fight for their causes. Your confidence and luck might seem to go hand-in-hand with your good mood. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 20, 27, 36, 46.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Ridge lines: Vertical ridges on fingernails that run from the cuticle to the tip of the nail shouldn’t cause worry. However, horizontal ridges are called Beau’s lines and could be a sign of a medical problem, such as malnutrition or infection.
Spanish, anyone? The official name of Spain, the country located on Europe’s Iberian Peninsula southwest of France, is Kingdom of Spain. The country has four official languages: Castilian Spanish, Euskera (Basque), Catalan, and Galician.
Storm names: Each hurricane season, hurricanes are given names developed by the World Meteorological Organization. The names are given out in alphabetical order, and the same names won’t be used again for six years. No hurricanes begin with Q, U, X, Y, or Z.
Windy place: Neptune, the eighth planet from the sun, is about four times the size of Earth. Extreme atmospheric weather conditions on Neptune cause winds that are much faster that what we experience on Earth.
Flying feat: The blackpoll warbler is a small songbird that migrates from northern North America to northern South America and the Caribbean. These wee birds can fly for three days without stopping.
How many real estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten, but we’ll accept eight.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.
Optimist: “The glass is half full.” Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.” Mother: “Why didn’t you use a coaster!”
Pat: “I have a doctor’s appointment today, but I really don’t want to go.”
Matt: “Just call in sick then.”If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and ask if they also deliver to table 16.
Trivia Answers: 1. 35 gal. 2. Sideways 3. Carl Sagan
4. Hare 5. Spice
4. Hare 5. Spice
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October 5 - 11, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
On eggshells: A man in Turkey loves to carve eggshells. For Hamit Hayran, of the capital of Ankara, it is his way of expressing himself. He starts by removing the contents of the egg with a syringe. Then he carefully carves elaborate designs and figures into the delicate shells. Hayran’s newest challenge was puncturing thousands of holes into a chicken egg to break the world record. He already won the title a few years ago by putting 8,708 holes into an eggshell. More recently, he beat his own record with 11,827 holes. All this without breaking the shell!
Crazy contortion: A young girl from the small village of Gaulapar in Uttarakhand State, India, can do a difficult yoga pose – the Niralamba Poorna Chakrasana contortion – 21 times in a minute. The girl’s name is Riya Paladia. She seemed to need barely any effort to bend over backwards at the waist, lower her head down to the mat, slide to a horizontal position on her back, and then do the reverse to stand up again, all without using her hands. And she did it 21 times in a row! Paladia has always loved participating in gymnastic activities and yoga, and she trains to get better. She has dreams of becoming an Olympian.
Calm down, kitty! Most people who own cats spend their time cuddling and petting them. Not so for a woman in the city of Arjánguelsk, Russia. Her cat may have been a good kitty, but something came over it one day and it started to act strangely. When the woman tried to get out of the kitchen of her apartment, the cat would start hissing and go into attack mode. After being trapped for quite some time and unable to get to her phone, she called out the window to a passerby on the street, who called the local rescue service. Everything turned out all right, with no injuries, and the kitty was taken to the vet for an assessment.
Croc problem: Anyone interested in getting up close and personal with a crocodile could get their chance in Palu, Central Sulawesi, Indonesia. However, only wildlife rescue specialists can take on the job. It seems that a crocodile managed to get a motorcycle tire wrapped around its body, which could endanger the reptile’s life. It’s not possible to tranquillize the beast because it might swim away before it becomes sedated. A few attempts have been made to remove the tire, but to no avail. Authorities are offering a reward to a qualified person who is able to succeed with the job.
“When friends ask for a second cup, they are open to conversation.” - Gail Parent
“Never walk away from failure. On the contrary, study it carefully - and imaginatively - for its hidden assets.”
- Michael Korda
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Tom Vickery Trio: Leading figures on the West Coast jazz scene. Equally talented on both trumpet & piano. In 1993 he participated in a national tour of Canada with the Canadian Forces Jazz Quintet, for the Department of National Defense. Been the house band at Hermann’s Jazz Club in Victoria for more than 14 years. See this show in-person or via livestream, Wed., Oct. 7, 7:30-9pm. Call 250-388-9166 for details.
11th Annual Celebration of Arts & Culture: Held until Oct. 25, 2020. Featuring a newly expanded line-up of free, interactive events & activities – hosted at socially distanced venues through a growing digital hub – BC Culture Days offers a bevy of diverse content to suit all levels of comfort & accessibility as communities navigate the complexities of COVID-19. From in-person painting & paper-making demos, to live streamed plant ink & comic book workshops; from musical recordings to self-guided art & agricultural tours, the month-long celebration allows visitors to virtually criss-cross the country exploring the unexpected intersections of creative collaboration. Visit: www.culturedays.ca/en/bc for more info.
Victoria Scavenger Hunt - Essential Victoria: On this fun-filled Victoria scavenger hunt, find the historic buildings, sculptures & harbor views that define British Columbia’s capital. Lace-up your walking shoes and get ready to experience the city like you never have before. Snap pics, race against the clock, and put your navigation skills to the test as you wander at your own pace. No reservations, no tour guides, and fun for all ages! You can do our interactive scavenger hunt at any time. Explore the art & culture & history of Victoria. Visit: www.letsroam.com for more information.
Just so you know .... Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”.
Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. Which animal is known for its “laugh”?
2. Napa cabbage is often called what?
3. What is a multicoloured horse called?
4. What is the correct name for the collarbone?
5. A bulwark is a defensive wall - T/F?
2. Napa cabbage is often called what?
3. What is a multicoloured horse called?
4. What is the correct name for the collarbone?
5. A bulwark is a defensive wall - T/F?
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Your professional expertise may be acknowledged by those who really count. Envision your future life and continue to immerse yourself in your career. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 17, 27, 28, 38.
You may feel a very special connection with others who think the way you do. Engage the positive feeling. It might give you a real, optimistic sense of belonging. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 20, 24, 33, 42.
Your newly earned success may bring you much satisfaction. Your confidence level might increase once you start to appreciate the people who helped you on your way. Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 24, 37, 41, 43.
You may feel a little emotionally under the weather. Push past those negative feelings. Petty issues might tend to become larger unless you take some positive action. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 19, 23, 24, 30.
Unique career or travel opportunities may present themselves. Touch on your intuitive feelings to help your self-confidence. Think big and good things might happen. Lucky numbers: 13, 25, 38, 39, 45, 47.
Stop worrying about the petty details that may fall into place on their own. Once you are more objective in your plans, you might be able to focus on important decisions. Lucky numbers: 26, 29, 31, 32, 33, 40.
Your current health issues may influence your attitude. Try to dwell on what you can do, not on what you can’t. Strive hard to get past these old restrictions. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 7, 32, 37, 41.
Interesting meetings or get-togethers may send you on an exciting journey. Disregard what others expect of you, and let your dreams pave a path to the future. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 12, 15, 20, 25.
Some fine tuning and last-minute touches may make you want to resist change. Take a deep breath and embrace the change. Look at the situation from a different angle. Lucky numbers: 5, 12, 18, 25, 32, 45.
Try to keep all of your options open. You may find yourself involved in interesting topics of conversation. These ideas may allow you to ponder new ways to flow. Lucky numbers: 24, 31, 39, 43, 44, 47.
Your creative talents may provide you with new career opportunities. You also might want to expand your horizons to include an interesting lifestyle change. Lucky numbers: 4, 14, 18, 20, 27, 38.
Your creative imagination may help you conduct research. Your interest in vintage and antique items might lead you to some interesting historical findings. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 22, 35, 47, 48.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 4.
Almost treeless: At only 42 kilometres (26 mi.) long, Sable Island is home to wild horses, a gray seal colony, and rare plant and bird species. It has one tree. Essentially, it’s a large sandbar in the North Atlantic, off the coast of Canada.
Outer space: When rockets reach 100 kilometres (62 mi.) above sea level, they have reached the Karman line, the point at which outer space begins. However, not everyone agrees on this exact measurement.
Fast runners: Pronghorns are deer-like mammals with curved horns on their heads. They live on the grasslands of North America and Mexico. They can run up to nearly 100 kilometres (60 mi.) per hour, enabling them to escape from predators like coyotes.
Acting princess: Before marrying Prince Rainier III of Monaco in 1956, American actress Grace Kelly starred in three Alfred Hitchcock movies: Dial M for Murder (1954), Rear Window (1954), and To Catch a Thief (1955).
Tall tree: Coconuts come from the coconut palm tree. These trees can grow very tall, up to 30 metres (98 ft.). They can be found in more than 80 tropical and subtropical countries around the world.
Is there another word for “synonym”?
Barber: “A haircut is $10. A shave is $5.”
Customer: “OK, shave my head!”
“Does your dog bite?”
“Nope.”
“Oh, so how do you feed him?”
Barber: “A haircut is $10. A shave is $5.”
Customer: “OK, shave my head!”
Why should you sit in a corner when you get cold?
Because most corners are 90 degrees.
“Does your dog bite?”
“Nope.”
“Oh, so how do you feed him?”
Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?”
Trivia Answers: 1. The hyena 2. Chinese cabbage 3. A roan
4. Clavicle 5.True
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Sept 28 - Oct 4, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Finding koalas: Forest fires are very dangerous for wild animals, but in Australia, a border collie came to the rescue. The dog, named Bear, was trained by Detection Dogs for Conservation to find koalas that are hiding in the trees. Bear was chosen for the task because he is able to find the small mammals by their scent. When he locates a koala, he settles himself under the tree and waits for one of his human bosses to arrive. Then the humans figure out how to get the little animal down from its high perch.
Painter’s message: A house painter in Bolsover, Derbyshire, England, hadn’t been paid for the work he’d done on a building, so he took matters into his own hands. On the front of the freshly painted, cream-coloured, two-story structure, Dean Reeves painted a message in black: “Want your house painting? Don’t be like Terry. Pay the bill! Now you will!” According to Reeves, building owner Terry Turner had continually refused to pay all of the agreed upon amount until the painter completed extra tasks. When Reeves understood what the owner was doing, he decided to paint the message. See Dean's message (video) here... www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Up a pole: Vernon Kruger must love heights and small places. Hailing from the town of Dullstroom, South Africa, he has lived in a 500-litre (132-US liquid gallon) barrel on top of a 25-metre (82-ft.) pole for many days at a time. And he’s done it twice. The first time was in 1997, when he broke the previous record by staying in the barrel for 67 days. Recently, he broke his own record when he stayed there for 78 days. His stay wasn’t easy. He had to sleep curled up and had to rely on others to send food and water up to him in a wicker basket. He used the stunt to raise money for charity.
Award winner: Hibino Sekkei, an architectural firm in Japan, decided to bring nursery school children closer to nature through building design. Taku Hibino is the lead architect. His firm has gained a reputation for designing facilities for early childhood education. The renovation of YM Nursery, a school in Tottori prefecture, is a prime example. The design called for opening the school up to the sea and the forest through open spaces and sliding doors, which helps bring the outdoors inside. The firm won best in its category at the World Architecture Festival.
“Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal: My strength lies solely in my tenacity.” - Louis Pasteur
“The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavour.” - Vince Lombardi
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Go By Bike Week: Mon., Sept. 28 - Sun., Oct. 4. Go By Bike Week is a week-long community event open to all people in Greater Victoria. For 25 years this event has been focused on getting folks commuting to work by bicycle. Now, due to the changes caused by COVID, we want anyone who rides a bike to take part whether they’re biking to work or not. Scavenger hunts, challenges & bike rides which you can take part in as well as some physically distanced Celebration Stations which you can visit during Go By Bike Week. Register at: logmyride.gobybikebc.ca/
11th Annual Celebration of Arts & Culture: Held until Oct. 25. Featuring a newly expanded line-up of free, interactive events & activities – hosted at socially distanced venues through a growing digital hub – BC Culture Days offers a bevy of diverse content to suit all levels of comfort & accessibility as communities navigate the complexities of COVID-19. Visit www.culturedays.ca
Victoria Scavenger Hunt - Essential Victoria: On this fun-filled Victoria scavenger hunt, find the historic buildings, sculptures & harbor views that define BC’s capital. Lace-up your walking shoes and get ready to experience the city like you never have before. Snap pics, race against the clock, and put your navigation skills to the test as you wander at your own pace. You can do our interactive scavenger hunt at any time. Explore the art & culture & history of Victoria. Visit: www.letsroam.com for more information.
Just so you know... Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”.
Best wishes, Dr Sharkawy
1. Which singer has been named “The King of Soul” - Otis Redding or James Brown?
2. The estimated time for a plastic bottle to decompose is 4 yrs., 40 yrs., or 450 yrs.?
3. Which elephant has larger ears, the African or Asian elephant?
4. Name the Prince in the Disney film Frozen.5. What implements do you need to row a boat?
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You may be less competitive and more interested in creating harmony. You might also feel compelled to do something creative, something to express your love for beauty. Lucky numbers: 27, 29, 32, 34, 44, 49.
Creative and generous aspects of your personality may shine this week. Even though you do not always fit the normal mold, you definitely might have your own unique style. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 28, 39, 45, 48.
Good relations with your co-workers may enable you to spread your positive influence. Some interesting employment opportunities might arise for you. Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 19, 21, 23, 33.
All roads that you take this week might lead you to a sort of spiritual awakening. Use this precious time to help refresh and rejuvenate your positive energy. Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 17, 27, 36, 44.
You may have to show your true colours to those who doubt your honesty and loyalty. If your heart is in the right place, you should have nothing to worry about. Lucky numbers: 14, 24, 26, 30, 32, 43.
Family and friends may invite you to enjoyable gatherings. Take them up on their invitations and you may be able to find some new ways to share your own ideas. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 17, 35, 44, 46.
Your bright expectations may not turn out to be what you were really seeking. You might have to search elsewhere for what your heart really desires. Lucky numbers: 16, 19, 23, 32, 43, 49.
A newfound venture may really appeal to you. To be sure of it, you might need to look past the pretty dressing and research the nuts and bolts of the operation. Lucky numbers: 5, 18, 29, 31, 36, 48.
Helping others is so beneficial to your soul. You may need to appreciate the talents you possess. Making small sacrifices for others might supply you with much inner wealth. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 10, 15, 21, 37.
You may need to find new outlets for both your physical and mental health. Break away from seriousness and allow your sense of humour to kick in. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 22, 35, 42, 47.
Trust your intuitive feelings to lead you in the right direction. Your ability to see the good in others may help you find more harmony in life. You might discover that good times lie ahead. Lucky numbers: 14, 25, 27, 35, 37, 40.
You may find many new ways to exhibit your leadership abilities to a larger audience. The knowledge you possess in your field of expertise could help you shine. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 8.
Urban centres: The two most populous cities in Ecuador are Guayaquil, a port city, and Quito, the county’s capital. Other large cities include Cuenca, Santo Domingo, and Machala.
Heed the sign: Muehrcke’s lines are white bands that cross a fingernail horizontally. They don’t move as the nail grows. These lines may be a sign that the body is low on a protein called albumin.
Great source: The work of science-fiction author Philip K. Dick was the source material for a number of American blockbuster movies. They include Blade Runner in 1982, Total Recall in 1990, and Minority Report in 2002.
Eye colour: Estimates of the percentage of people with brown eyes range from 55 to 90, making brown the most common eye colour. Only about 8 to 10% of people have blue eyes. Even fewer, 2%, have green eyes.
Fruit or vegetable? Watermelon is designated as both a fruit and a vegetable. It’s a fruit because it grows from seeds, and a vegetable because it belongs to the same vegetable family as cucumber, pumpkin and squash.
What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?
Boss: “Wake up! If you want to snooze, why don’t you leave work and go home?”
Employee: “Oh no. I can’t get paid to sleep there.”What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!Can a kangaroo jump higher than the CN Tower?
Of course. The CN Tower can’t jump.
A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Otis Redding 2. 450 yrs. 3. African 4. Hans
5. Oars
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Sept 21 - 27, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Savoury cakes: When people eat cake, it’s usually a sweet treat that incorporates such flavours as chocolate and vanilla. That’s not the case with the creations at Tot Aw, a bakery in Jakarta, Indonesia. Short for “totally awesome,” Tot Aw’s bakers make cakes out of instant noodles. They press the cooked noodles into round forms and stack them into tiers. Each tier then gets “iced” with savoury, rather than sweet, toppings, such as meatballs or curry chicken stew. These noodle cakes have become very popular, with people ordering them for birthdays and weddings.
Returned to owner: When Kim Fauth-Newberry donated her late grandfather’s footstool to charity, she had no idea she was also giving away over $43,000 (USD). From Owosso, Michigan (U.S.), Fauth-Newberry wanted to give away her grandfather’s furniture to people who might need it. Luckily for her, an honest man named Howard Kirby became the owner of the stool. When a family member unzipped the stool’s cushion and found money inside, Kirby knew just what to do. He took it back to the second-hand store. The store found Fauth-Newberry, and he gave the money back to her.
Stretchy outfit: Clothing makers use a variety of materials to make fashionable outfits, such as wool, cotton, rayon, linen, and silk, but rubber bands? Those weren’t a very common clothing material until Rie Sakamoto of Tokyo, Japan, tried them. An art student at Tama Art University, the creative clothing designer decided to see what she could make by knitting rubber bands together. Her endeavour was successful; she made dresses, jackets, and scarves. Intrigued by its qualities, including flexibility and texture, her goal was to find new uses for this ubiquitous office staple.
Fake kidnapping: A man from a town called Pitalito, in south western Colombia, didn’t really want to get married. A few days before the nuptials, he confessed to his close friends that he wished he could get out of the commitment. They suggested a fake kidnapping. The groom went into hiding, and his friends called police saying they had seen him being abducted by a group of men. The police took the news very seriously and brought in the army. The groom’s friends realized their error and confessed what they had done. They are likely to be charged and given jail time for their prank.
“Television has proven that people will look at anything, rather than each other.” - Ann Landers
“…a garden dies quickly without a loving gardener to keep it alive.” - May Sarton
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Thanksgiving Food Drive: In partnership with Nanaimo Loaves & Fishes, the food drive will run the entire month of September. Donate in person at 210 Fry St., 10am-2pm, Mon-Fri or online at nanaimoloavesandfishes.org or in the bin at your local grocery store until Sept. 30.
Chemainus Wednesday Farmers’ Market: This local market runs every Wed., until the end of Sept., 10am - 3pm. Featuring local & regional farm produce, flowers, baked goods & crafts. Come down to Waterwheel Park (3828 Croft St.) and support your local growers & artists.
Printmakers Only Group Show & Sale: New framed work, and matted work and cards Sept. 23 – Oct. 3. Portals Annex, Cowichan Community Centre, Mon–Fri, 10am–5pm, Sat., 10am –12 noon.
Golf Ball Drop Fundraiser: Sat. Sept. 26th 2pm. Live-Streaming at Olympic View Golf Club (Victoria). Tickets $5 per ball so buy your tickets today before they sell out! Only a max of 4,000 tickets/balls - great odds of winning are great! Win $500, $1,000 or $3,000. Info/Tickets at rotarygolfballdrop.ca
Vancouver Island Regional Library invites Vancouver Island to submit poetry for consideration to our anthology ‘Alone but not Alone: Poetry in Isolation’. Join us by beating the feeling of isolation onset by the lockdown of COVID-19, while we continue to social distance for a safer world by submitting your poetry on the topic of how you are doing during the pandemic. Submission deadline is Sept. 28 and can be emailed to: cc@virl.bc.ca
Beginner Clog Dancing Class is gentle and Covid-safe. All beginner clog dance steps will be taught in socially distant line formations & the steps will be reviewed each Wednesday. For Adults, Seniors, and mature and calm Home Learners ages 10 -19. Next class is Wed., Sept. 30, 12-1pm. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Memorial Ave. $5 at the door. Please bring a mask and a water bottle. Call 250-468-7478 for more info.
Yellow Point Drama Group proudly presents “Grace and Glorie” by Tom Ziegler from October 1st-26th. See yellowpointdramagroup.org for dates, tickets and Covid guidelines.
BCSPCA Fundraiser: October 3, 10am-4pm, Ken-Dor Garden Centre, 845 Qualicum Rd, QB. Puzzles, DVD’s, CD’s, some crafts, pet accessories. Cash sales only.
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News: “My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”.
Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. Is starboard on the right or left side of a ship?
2. What mineral is mined in sheets?
5. Which artist painted the Mona Lisa?
2. What mineral is mined in sheets?
3. The primary ingredient in Arroz con pollo is beef, pork, or chicken?
4. What is El Niño?5. Which artist painted the Mona Lisa?
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Your tendency to try to control things may not impress others. In order to prove yourself as a team player, try to offer the leadership role to others. Lucky numbers: 15, 19, 20, 25, 28, 31.
Your positive flow and optimism may greatly affect the attitudes of others. A difficult predicament may be solved if you continue to follow up on your instincts. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 12, 25, 37, 46.
You may need to express yourself by communicating your fascination with a new project. Your spiritual connection to a newcomer in your life might become clearer. Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 21, 23, 25, 38.
Open your mind to new ways to live your life. Once you have a plan, you may be able to accomplish much. Be sure to document your research and plans quite well. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 22, 24, 31, 46.
Former employers or colleagues may be able to help you open new career doors. Your creativity might flourish as a result and could give you some newfound energy. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
If you are involved in an artistic area, you may find some exciting ideas. Creative inspirations might result from meshing your intuitive talents with your partner’s creativity. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 10, 11, 27, 30.
You may likely feel more confident and vital right now. People might recognize you and follow your lead, or at least stay out of your way. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 22, 24, 32, 34.
Your domestic plans may not be accepted by all concerned. They might look for fault, but you may understand that they are just looking out for your best interests. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 18, 23, 45, 46.
You may be on the mend from an emotional loss. Take a deep breath and continue your path. Don’t allow others to discourage you from reaching your goals. Lucky numbers: 4, 24, 28, 30, 42, 44.
You may feel as if life is passing you by far too quickly. That realization might teach you to appreciate all the little things in life that others may take for granted. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 12, 26, 32, 46.
Use your powers of persuasion to lead others along your path. Your ability to see past the current situation may ensure that you can find a good solution. Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 26, 37, 44, 48.
Conversations with family and friends might keep you busy. Many may request your undivided attention. Try to give each of them the time that they require for your help. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 12, 15, 20, 35.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 5.
Big bone: A bunion is a bony bump on the joint of the big toe where it meets the foot. Sometimes bunions run in families, and other times they could be caused by ill-fitting footwear.
Capturing the moment: Edgar Degas was a painter and sculptor who was born in Paris, France, in 1834. A realist, he liked to paint real life scenes, such as ballerinas rehearsing.
Eastern European country: Georgia, which is on the east coast of the Black Sea, borders Russia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Turkey. A mountainous country, it is known for its steel industry and agricultural products, such as tea and grapes.
Chickpea power: Chickpeas are also referred to as garbanzo beans. Rich in protein, fibre, and iron, they can be used in many recipes, including soups, stews, salads, and spreads, such as hummus.
Prestigious prizes: The Pulitzer Prizes are American awards given to those who excel in journalism, writing, drama, and musical composition. They are named after Joseph Pulitzer, a powerful journalist of the late 1800s.
Teacher: “If you had 16 jellybeans and Pat asked you for 10, how many would you have left?”
Lou: “Sixteen.”What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight.
How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
Trivia Answers: 1. Right 2. Mica 3. Chicken 4. Pacific weather event 5. Leonardo da Vinci
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Sept 14 - 20, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Wrong way: Does the map application on cell phones always work? Salvatore Corrias, the mayor of the mountain village of Baunei on the island of Sardinia, Italy, does not think so. He has good reason for this opinion. In his area, dozens of emergency calls are made to the fire service and rescue teams by lost tourists who use an app to try to find a destination. The app’s directions send the tourists down dirt roads and trails, where they get lost or stuck. The dilemma has put a strain on the region’s budget. In response, the town is putting up warning signs that dissuade people from using the apps.
Thread art: An artist in Hong Kong uses a wooden frame, one long piece of thread and 300 nails as his medium. If the thread breaks, he has to start over. This is the work of Alfred Chen, who makes very realistic portraits of such personalities as Johnny Depp and Harry Potter. Chen starts with a digital image, which he changes to black and white to enhance the shadows and light areas. He makes a map of what his thread portrait will look like. Then he loops the 5,000-metre (16,400-ft.) long thread around the nails, crisscrossing it in the exact fashion required to create his work of art.
Hard pillow: Putting your head on a pillow at night is comforting, as you nestle into bed for sleep. However, what if that pillow was made of marble? The sculptures of Norwegian artist Håkon Anton Fagerås might fool people. His marble pillows look so real, with their creases and folds, that they seem like a sleeper’s head would sink right into them. Fagerås, of Oslo, is a renowned sculptor who creates life-size images of men, women, children, babies, and dogs.
Traffic jam? When people use a map app to pick a route to a destination, the map shows a red line on a road where a traffic jam is occurring. Simon Weckert, a German artist from Berlin, tried to outsmart the app by creating a fake traffic jam. He loaded a small wagon with 99 smartphones, all outfitted with SIM cards, and pulled it down the street. His slow movement replicated 99 phones stuck in one place, and the app responded by marking the street in red. Weckert’s point was that he could influence people’s actions in the real world because those who were using the app at the time were encouraged to take another route.
“He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.” - Lao-tzu
“Sometimes, with luck, we find the kind of true friend... that appears only two or three times in a lucky lifetime...”
- Barbara Holland
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We reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion. Here’s what he had to say about printing Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy”
Please continue to keep safe, keep your distance, keep your hands off your face and wash your hands! All the best!
1. An apple charlotte is a cake, a cookie, or a candy?
2. What is a homburg?
3. Over what body of water does the Tower Bridge span?
4. What are the three common primary colours?
5. Who wrote the poem The Raven?
2. What is a homburg?
3. Over what body of water does the Tower Bridge span?
4. What are the three common primary colours?
5. Who wrote the poem The Raven?
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Express yourself with confidence and imagination so others can understand what you want to do. You may need to be a little more open about your strategy. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 9, 16, 29, 35.
When life throws you some curves, remember that everyone has their ups and downs. Close friends and family may help you remember to count your blessings. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 22, 37, 39, 41.
Big expectations may bring some unexpected pressure. You might need to keep your poise and composure. Show others how well you can work with teammates. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 28, 29, 35, 49.
Your leadership skills may be required to organize a nearby domestic situation. Try to be yourself in all that you do. Feel free to express your ideas to help explain and support them. Lucky numbers: 15, 26, 29, 31, 36, 45.
You may know what areas of your life need to be cleaned up. Powerful people above you might notice your improvement. Focus on where you want to be in the future. Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 25, 37, 43, 48.
Your immediate plans may not prove to be as simple as you thought they would be. You might have to look at your data a little more closely to be able to fix the problem. Lucky numbers: 5, 17, 19, 23, 26, 46.
Old times may have changed, but you need to hold onto the best part of your past. You might start to feel more optimistic once you start to feel like your fun-loving self again. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 22, 24, 27.
You need to think outside the box. Stop turning your wheels in vain. Putting a little more thought into the solution might help you find a better resolution. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 33, 44, 46, 49.
Your ultimate goals may be solid. All eyes might be on your most recent accomplishments. Take advantage of this opportunity to thank others and to emphasize your achievements. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Even if you feel vulnerable to criticism by others right now, try to push those negative thoughts out of your mind. Once you focus, you might achieve your desired goals. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 12, 22, 23, 24.
Your past experiences may help you see past the imperfections of others and appreciate their talents. Once you do, your trails might follow a more positive direction. Lucky numbers: 13, 19, 26, 30, 34, 41.
You may need to maintain your strong attitude, even if others don’t understand your ability to visualize their ideas. The end result might serve to display your magical touch. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 2.
Sunny flag: Most people around the world would recognize Japan’s flag: a red circle placed precisely in the middle of the white background. The red circle represents the sun.
Caves and mountains: Canada is home to Banff National Park, located in the Canadian Rocky Mountains. Established in 1885, it is known for its alpine landscapes, hiking trails, and a large cave system called Castleguard Cave.
Laughing hyenas: Hyenas are known for their so-called laugh. However, the high-pitched, giggling vocalizations don’t mean they are happy. Rather, the sounds indicate that the animal feels threatened or frustrated.
Uncommon kale: The most common varieties of kale are the curly and the lacinato, but there is also redbor, which is deep purple, and red Russian, which has blue-green and purple-red leaves.
Scary movie: Famous English director Sir Alfred Hitchcock made the movie, The Birds, in 1963. It was based on a novella
by Daphne du Maurier, also English, and starred American actress Tippi Hedren.
How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate? Turn off the light.
Mom, texting: “What does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?”
Son: “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.”
Mom: “It’s ok, I’ll ask your sister. Love you, too.”
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Trivia Answers: 1. Cake 2. Man’s felt hat 3. River Thames
4. Blue, red, and yellow 5. Edgar Allan Poe
4. Blue, red, and yellow 5. Edgar Allan Poe
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Sept 7 - 13, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Rare street artist: Finding artists in public places who will draw caricatures of visitors is relatively common. However, discovering a sculptor who will mold a likeness into clay is harder to come across. In Changsha, in China’s Hunan province, a sculptor named Yan Junhai does exactly that. Having learned to sculpt at a young age, he uses his hands and a sculpting knife to create realistic busts of people he sees. As it is so rare to find someone like him on the street, visitors to Changsha might want to try to find him so he can make a souvenir for them to take home to show friends.
No rolling over: Paul Lavery and Jen Scott, his partner, didn’t think their loveable dachshund, Harlso, would ever learn any doggie tricks. They’d tried for years, with no luck, to teach him to sit or roll over. Then one day Lavery, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, put a toy on Harlso’s head. Lo and behold, the little critter carefully balanced it, keeping it there for quite some time. The couple gave their pet many more opportunities to balance things on his head, such as full glasses of water, donuts, and gingerbread men, and they posted photos on social media. Now, Harlso has an impressive following of admirers.
Fake mayor: Pichuclaco, a town in Chiapas, Mexico, has become known for its cut-out mayor. Mayor Moisés Aguilar Torres must be quite a busy man. Rather than attending an event at a health service organization, he sent a large cardboard cut-out of himself instead. As Torres was once a nurse, it was disappointing to the health service staff because they wanted to meet him. Instead, they had to suffice with a photo of themselves standing with the cut-out figure. Photos of the event have been circulated on social media. Some are critical about it, others find it humorous but, if anything, it’s peculiar!
Crazy crows: A man named Mohanan rescued two baby crows, but the mother didn’t like him touching her hatchlings. Mohanan, a tractor driver in Ambalavayal, Wayanad, India, found the hatchings under his vehicle and gently placed them on the side of the road. Now, a murder of crows, who must be part of the mother’s group, cackle loudly and fly at Mohanan every time he comes by the area. They don’t bother anyone else. The driver has tried disguising himself, but to no avail – somehow the crows can identify him. He has to carry a stick to ward them off, but he manages to laugh about this curious avian behaviour.
“What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?” - George Eliot
“Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.”
- John Quincy Adams
We’ve done our research & Coffee News is SAFE!
Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion. (If you aren’t already, we STRONGLY encourage you to follow Dr. Sharkawy on Facebook and/or Twitter). We have been following him on social media and watching him on CTV News since the beginning of March. His expertise and manner of explaining facts, go well beyond any other!
Here’s what Dr. Abdu Sharkawy had to say about printing Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is essentially between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent”.
Also, according to the BC Government Ministry of Education & Health AND to the Safety Guidelines of BC, printed paper has a very low chance of transmission. Thanks to the printing process it has been through, the paper is basically sterile. Research suggests that because paper is so porous, it carries the lowest potency, for the shortest amount of time.
We hope this settles any concerns you may have surrounding Covid-19 and the handling of printed material such as Coffee News. We hope that you all continue to keep safe, keep your distance, keep your hands off your face and wash your hands!
1. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum was published in 1900, 1920, or 1940?
2. What type of character is said to live in a bottle?3. A schnoz refers to a comedian, a type of beverage, or a nose?
4. In British currency, what is a quid?
5. Cryptozoology is the study of what?
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Listen to your intuitive feelings. They can successfully lead you to improve areas of your life that you may feel are lacking. Take the time you need to imagine all that can be. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
This may be a good time to revise your immediate plans. The expectations of others shouldn’t be your goal. You need only to please yourself by being true to your heart. Lucky numbers: 14, 24, 28, 29, 32, 44.
Taking time to share your enlightenment with younger people may enable you to make progress. Try to value the instinctive powers that you possess. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
You might be very surprised by how much you accomplish once you have others on your side. The positive energy you possess may help you meet tight deadlines. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 12, 25, 37, 41.
Your strong ties to your roots might help you deal with a situation from a very different perspective. You may be able to see how one’s words could be misunderstood. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 26, 28, 35, 45.
You may have been feeling the weight of your many responsibilities. Try to understand that once you get your routine on track, you might have much more time flexibility. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 18, 25, 36, 48.
Emotions may be running very high. Try hard to keep your own temper under control. Once you understand the truth, cooler heads should prevail. Lucky numbers: 15, 25, 27, 29, 37, 39.
Some interesting news from a great distance away may help you understand recent events. Your research and investigations may reveal the reasons for different stories. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 20, 27, 36, 44.
You may want to revitalize your present physical condition. Get yourself on a regime to keep fit. You might need to try your best to keep pace with everyone else. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Your strong emotions may cause you to second guess everything you do and say. Dig deep and try to be honest about how you really feel about your situation. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 14, 28, 33, 44.
Creative activities may lead you to a better understanding of yourself. Try not to get lost in your own world. Allow others to share enjoyment of your favourite interests. Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
You may feel like you have been working far too hard. You may need to find ways to change your tired, old routine and take some time to smell the flowers. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 24, 31, 37, 44.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 8.
Musical place: The Canadian Music Hall of Fame is located at Studio Bell in Calgary, Alberta. The building also houses the Canadian Country Music Hall of Fame, along with studios, performance spaces, and a large collection of musical instruments.
Aromatic scent: Trees of the Boswelia sacra, which grow in Oman, Yemen, and the Horn of Africa, are the source of sap which, when dried, becomes frankincense. For centuries, this aromatic sap has had many uses.
Princely award: American musician Prince and his band, The Revolution, released their Purple Rain album in 1984. This was Prince’s sixth studio album, which was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 2011.
Needlework: There are numerous species of porcupine, but all have coats covered with quills that are as sharp as needles. The quills lie flat unless the animal feels threatened, then they stand up as the porcupine attempts to scare away the predator.
Sea and sand: The North African country of Tunisia is bordered to the north and east by the Mediterranean Sea. It is also home to part of the Sahara Desert, and adventurous visitors can book treks using camels as transportation.
Sign on a wishing well: Wish Carefully, NO Refunds.
Fisherman: “Where can I find the most fish?”
Guide: “Between the head and the tail.”
How many 16-year-olds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whatever.
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
Patron: “How many reference librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
Librarian: “I don’t know. I’ll have to check on that and get back to you.”
Fisherman: “Where can I find the most fish?”
Guide: “Between the head and the tail.”
How many 16-year-olds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whatever.
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
Patron: “How many reference librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
Librarian: “I don’t know. I’ll have to check on that and get back to you.”
Trivia Answers: 1. 1900 2. A genie 3. Nose 4. Slang for British pound 5. Legendary animals
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Aug 31 - Sept 6, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
No privacy: A hotel proprietor in Fukuoka, Japan, is banking on making money in a unique way. Tetsuya Inoue runs Asahi Ryokan, and he wants to boost business. So he decided to allow people to pay a mere ¥100 per night to stay at the hotel, provided they agree to be livestreamed during their stay. The livestreaming does not include audio, and the bathrooms do not have cameras. Inoue hopes that enough viewers will be interested in watching people give up their privacy that social media hits will rise, thereby allowing ads to be shown on the channel, allowing him to make money.
Needed a friend: An elderly man from Chichester, West Sussex, England, should be enjoying his retirement years. Instead, Ian Hemmens is spending a few months in prison. A pair of criminals convinced Hemmens, who once worked as a burger van driver, to be their driver as they committed crimes. The gentleman’s lawyer said Hemmens didn’t realize that the criminals only wanted his services because his advanced age was a perfect cover. The lawyer also said that Hemmens was simply lonely and wanted someone to talk to. Unfortunately for Hemmens, the judge didn’t buy either argument.
Unicorn café: People who have a love of the unicorns can visit a café designed to honour these fictional animals. Located in the Silom area of Bangkok, Thailand, the Unicorn Café offers a multi-coloured, magical experience. The place is full of stuffed unicorns of all sizes and colours, and the furnishings come in pastel hues. The food lives up to the theme. For example, guests can order Rainbow Spaghetti Carbonara and a fruit beverage, and then they end the meal with waffles covered by colourful ice cream and sprinkles. To top it off, guests can pretend to be a unicorn by donning a unicorn onesie provided during the visit.
Wandering bull: It looks like a Croatian bull named Jerry will not end up on anyone’s dinner plate. Jerry had been waiting to meet his demise when he somehow escaped from the corral and ran into the woods. Later, some local people saw him on a hill, but the 295-kilogram (650-lb.) bovine ran away again. With his owner, police, and even a drone operator searching for him, word got out, and local people started looking for him. Since Jerry has managed to evade capture, his owner says that, if found, he will make sure Jerry lives to enjoy a long life because he has earned it.
“When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.”
- Confucius
“Even the most fortunate have a lot of crumpled rose leaves under their forty mattresses of ease.” - Dorothy Dix
- Confucius
“Even the most fortunate have a lot of crumpled rose leaves under their forty mattresses of ease.” - Dorothy Dix
Back to School. Dr. Abdu Sharkawy, Infectious Diseases Specialist, answers this question: “Do you think it is safe for in-person classes to resume?”
Yes, but we have to talk about which classes and which schools. The problem with this situation is you’re dealing with a very wide spectrum of resources in terms of particular school boards, particular schools, the demographic within a certain community, and the constraints that they each face. Obviously, a rural school in Thunder Bay, Ont. has probably a lot less to worry about in terms of greater space, probably smaller class sizes and a lower risk for community transmission compared to an inner city school in downtown Toronto.
We also have to be cognizant of the fact that if we do a really good job maintaining community transmission at a very low rate, there’s no reason to believe why we can’t have schools function and operate successfully. I’m not suggesting that outbreaks will not happen. I think I would be shocked if outbreaks didn’t happen and we should all expect that multiple outbreaks will happen. That doesn’t bring me any real sense of alarm or a sense of panic. The key is to make sure that our detection systems are operating very efficiently so that when we notice a cluster of cases occurring in a classroom or within a school, that they are identified quickly and that contact tracing strategies are employed rapidly to ensure that the outbreak doesn’t spread and cause massive disruption within the school system.
We have to temper our fears here and recognize that the goal is not to prevent COVID-19 from getting into the school environment at all, because that’s simply not possible. The virus is still circulating within our community and even if it’s at a low level, it’s going to get into the school environment. The goal should be to minimize the spread and prevent a wide base of transmission as opposed to preventing it from getting into the school system altogether.
1. The small parts of a garlic bulb are called buds, seeds, or cloves?
2. The Taj Mahal is located in what city?3. Discovered in 1930, Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet in what year?
4. Is a “chin-wag” a goatee or a friendly conversation?
5. What is a toque blanche?
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Take more pride in who you are and where you come from. Some interesting conversations with family members may help you put together the puzzle. Lucky numbers: 15, 26, 29, 31, 36, 42.
Use some of your creative imagination to help you with your research. An interest in antiques may lead you to discover some interesting historical findings. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 22, 35, 47, 48.
Good communication may continue, as long as you take the leadership role in the discussions. You might soon realize that you are very important to the plans of others. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 14, 28, 39, 42.
Try to push through all the hype and find your perfect place. Some special people in your life may show you their gratitude. Take them up on their offers for help. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 19, 23, 24, 30.
You may have a good buzz all around you. Try to put your positive influence into everything you do. Expand your plans to enjoy the company of others & have some fun. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Your social inhibitions may be loosened, and you may be craving emotional excitement & something new. This might be a time for music, dancing, and being joyfully spontaneous. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 12, 17, 33.
Your family and friends may invite you to join them at get-togethers. Take them up on their invites and you might be able to find new ways to enjoy their company safely. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 17, 35, 44, 46.
Your strong feelings may have you second guessing everything you do. You might need to dig deep & be very honest about how you feel about your situation. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 14, 28, 33, 44.
Your ability to see past a current situation may ensure that you find a good solution to your problem. Use your powers of persuasion to lead others to a more positive path. Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 26, 37, 44, 48.
You may try to analyze every situation, but some things in life make no sense. You might need to remove yourself from the negative energy and find a more positive path. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 19, 20, 23, 40.
Your creative talents may give you many new options to take. Opportunities to expand your horizons might provide you with an interesting lifestyle change. Lucky numbers: 4, 14, 18, 20, 27, 38.
You may want to be with people and, especially, to give something of yourself to them. You might receive a positive response & an opportunity which could be quite beneficial. Lucky numbers: 16, 19, 23, 32, 41, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners with the luckiest number being 14.
Wide awake: If a person has insomnia, it means they have problems falling or staying asleep. Changing sleep habits, such as not going to bed until feeling drowsy and avoiding caffeine in the evening, sometimes can help.
Raspberry jammed: Raspberry lovers enjoy this nutritious fruit for its tart-sweet taste. Lots of countries cultivate raspberries, the top producers being Russia, Poland, and the United States. Mexico and Serbia are also big producers.
Painful subject: Mexican artist Frida Kahlo (1907-1954) was known for painting colourful, surreal self-portraits that revealed her pain. She was married to the famous muralist, Diego Rivera.
Forced rule: When a country has a government, usually military in nature, that has taken control by force instead of through an election by the people, the new government is called a junta.
Ancient communication: An early and ancient system of writing is Egyptian hieroglyphics. This system is seen as the ancestor of the writing systems used today.
What can you give and keep at the same time? A cold!
Drew: “It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.”
Avery: “Before or after you arrive?”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it has to be while you’re eating dinner.
What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
Drew: “It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.”
Avery: “Before or after you arrive?”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it has to be while you’re eating dinner.
What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
Fred went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store and found the clerk locking the front door. Fred said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” The clerk said, “Yes, but not in a row!”
Trivia Answers: 1. Cloves 2. Agra, India 3. 2006 4. Friendly conversation 5. Chef’s hat
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Aug 24 - 30, 2020 - Downtown Victoria Edition
Cool abode: Will Breaux is living in his dream home. But his idea of a dream home probably is not the same as many other people’s. Breaux built his home out of 11 shipping containers stacked to make a three-story dwelling. His place has become known as the “Container House of McGowen” because it is located on McGowen Street in Houston, Texas (U.S.). Breaux has been working on the house since 2017 and now has more than 2,500 square feet of living space and a balcony with a view of the city.
Lost and found: If a beloved pet in Shanghai, China, goes missing, the owner can call Sun Jinren to help with the search. He has been in business for a few years and has had a great success rate. That’s because his team follows leads by using technology like heat detectors and thermal imaging cameras. The team examines paw prints and also uses audio of the owner’s voice in an attempt to lure the animal out of its hiding place. While based in Shanghai, he has also helped find lost pets in other parts of the country.
Playful feline: Ahmet Selki of Istanbul, Turkey, used a cat’s antics for inspiration in his job, which is helping to care for homeless pets. Selki noticed a stray cat hovering around the store window of a dress shop. The cat did not seem interested in the clothing, but rather with the colourful decorative balls on the floor of the display. The kitty slipped into the store and immediately started playing with the balls. Although the store’s employees were hoping to attract human customers, they didn’t mind that the stray had found a place to play. Selki intends to buy some balls for the animals he works with.
Impersonating a pilot: If you want to get priority boarding on an airplane, try becoming a pilot. Or, as in Rajan Mahbubani’s case, try dressing up as one. Mahbubani, who is from New Delhi, India, successfully pulled this trick numerous times, which enabled him to enjoy many airline perks. He finally got caught when trying to board a flight from Delhi to Kolkata when airline personnel got suspicious. Mahbubani confessed that his uniform was fake and that he was not a real pilot. Unfortunately, he won’t enjoy many perks if he goes to prison for impersonating a pilot!
“Hardships and handicaps can... stimulate our energy to overcome them.” - Beatrice Wood
“Painting is silent poetry, and poetry painting that speaks.”
- Simonides
Paper and COVID-19 - We’ve done our research!
Getting back to printing has been a slow process for Coffee News because the health and safety of our community is ALWAYS top priority. To ensure that we are part of the solution and not a part of the problem, we have reached out to a variety of resources regarding the transmission of Covid on a paper surface, more specifically on Coffee News itself.
According to the BC Government Ministry of Education & Health AND to the Safety Guidelines of BC, printed paper has a very low chance of transmission. Thanks to the printing process it has been through, the paper is basically sterile. Research suggests that because paper is so porous, it carries the lowest potency, for the shortest amount of time.
While we are happy with the above mentioned resource results, we decided to further our inquest by going to the TOP!
Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion. (If you aren’t already, we STRONGLY encourage you to follow Dr. Sharkawy on Facebook and/or Twitter). We have been following him on social media and watching him on CTV News since the beginning of March. His expertise and manner of explaining facts, go well beyond any other!
Here’s what Dr. Sharkawy had to say about printing Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is essentially between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent”.
We hope this settles any concerns you may have surrounding Covid-19 and the handling of printed material such as Coffee News. We hope that you all continue to keep safe, keep your distance, keep your hands off your face and wash your hands!
1. Does a typical ploughman’s lunch include cheese? - Y/N
2. Name the person who said,“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
3. What is the smooth space between your eyebrows called?
4. What does the E stand for in the term “Generation E”?
5. In what sport might you witness a salchow jump?
2. Name the person who said,“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
3. What is the smooth space between your eyebrows called?
4. What does the E stand for in the term “Generation E”?
5. In what sport might you witness a salchow jump?
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You may need to take more time to imagine all that you can be. Your intuition might successfully lead you to improve areas of your life that have been really lacking. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
Your current ideas on how to succeed may need a little more discussion time. Don’t allow the distractions of others to deter you from reaching your ultimate goals. Lucky numbers: 17, 28, 29, 37, 46, 49.
You may need to push your ideas a little harder. Don’t allow others to flounder and waste your time. Get yourself ready and equipped for any future possibilities. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 23, 24, 33, 44.
You may find that you need to do more planning in order to attain your personal goals. Many new aspects of your life might shine brightly if you do. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
You may find yourself involved in interesting topics of conversation. This might allow you to ponder new ways to flow positively. Try hard to keep your options open. Lucky numbers: 24, 31, 39, 43, 44, 47.
Former colleagues or superiors may be able to help you open doors. Your creativity might flourish as a result and give you some extra, newfound energy. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.