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Feb 24 - Mar 2, 2025
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Seed safeguard: Hidden within a frozen mountain in Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, the Global Seed Vault protects the world’s agricultural future. This remote facility, often called the “doomsday vault,” stores over one million seeds of food crops worldwide, safeguarding them against threats like climate change, natural disasters, and conflicts. The vault’s subzero chambers ensure that seeds remain viable for generations, providing a backup for global seed banks. Located far from war and natural dangers, its design prioritizes security and long-term preservation. The facility’s strategic location and stable climate make it one of the safest storage sites on the planet.
Salt-powered solution: Harnessing the power of salt water, a Colombian innovation offers a game-changing light source for isolated areas without electricity. The WaterLight lantern transforms saline liquids into energy using ionization, ensuring reliable illumination in any weather. With just 500 millilitres of seawater, it provides continuous power while doubling as a phone charger. Its sleek, wooden cylindrical design allows easy refilling, making it both practical and eco-friendly for daily use. Originally designed for Colombia’s Wayúu community, this sustainable device showcases how creativity can address pressing energy challenges for those living off the grid.
Desert design: Inspired by the intricate beauty of desert roses, which are natural crystal formations made from sand and gypsum, the National Museum of Qatar reimagines nature in architectural form. The building features hundreds of interlocking discs that mimic the layered, petal-like crystals of the rose. These discs, some over 80 metres (262 ft.) wide, create a labyrinth of curved rooms, seamlessly blending with Qatar’s desert landscape where sand meets sea. At its heart lies a historic palace, embraced by the modern design like a treasure in a crystalline bloom. This architectural work not only captures the striking appearance of the desert rose but also its essence.
Brewing sustainability: In Barcelona, Spain, a unique coffee shop is redefining design by using furniture made from recycled coffee grounds. Crafted with material that is a blend of biodegradable polylactic acid and coffee grounds, the shop transforms waste into stunning, practical pieces. Counters and lamps, inspired by the flowing essence of coffee, display rich textures and natural shades that bring warmth to the space. Using cutting-edge 3D printing, the design showcases a commitment to sustainability by turning discarded coffee into stylish, functional furniture. This innovative project sets a bold standard for how creativity and eco-consciousness can go hand in hand.
“Because you’re alive, everything is possible.” - Thích Nhất Hạnh
“Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.”
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: A family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Held Feb. 22, 4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2685 James St., Duncan. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: A family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Let’s change the tune for people experiencing hurt, hunger & homelessness... because it’s cold out there. Held Feb. 22, 4pm. Team up & walk with us. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org Presented by Port Alberni Safe Haven Society.
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: Family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Held Feb. 22, 4pm. Team up & walk with us. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org/location/oceanside
Warm Aloha Hawaiian Music Concert & Stories: With Anela Kahiamoe on Feb. 22, 7pm, 2020 Estevan Road. Tickets: $25 at Eventbrite or $30 Door. Wear a Hawaiian shirt.
Knox United Church presents ‘The Pretzel Logic Orchestra, Steely Dan Tribute’ on Saturday, Feb. 22, 7pm. Tickets are $30. 345 Pym St., Parksville. Info: www.kucparksville.ca
QB Senior Ukulele Band Concert: Presented by St. Edmund’s Church on Sun., Feb. 23, 3pm at 407 Wembley Rd. Parksville. Tickets: $10/seat (children free).
Free Downsizing Seminar: Thur., Feb. 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn to downsize your home following a step by step plan. Guest speakers with valuable info. Pre-register: Call 250.616.3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Back Beat Presents The Beach Boys Tribute: Let’s go surfin’! Held Saturday March 1, 7:30-9:30pm at the Theatre in ADSS, Port Alberni. This Multimedia event re-creates the Music & Vocal Harmonies of the Beach Boys live onstage! Tickets are on sale now & available through Eventbrite
Echo Players Present ‘Deathtrap’ by Ira Levin: Held now until March 9 at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., Qualicum. Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sunday matinee, 2pm. Tickets: echoplayers.ca or 250-752-3522
Port Alberni Annual Rock & Gem Show: Vendors on upper & lower floors of the Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., on Saturday, March 8, 10am-5pm & Sunday, March 9, 10am-4pm. Vendors, demos, displays & kids korner. Admission $3. Children under 12 are free with an adult. For more info, contact Ron at 250-723-4324.
Comedy Misfits Stand Up Tour are coming this spring to Port Alberni for a night full of laughs on March 14, 7pm at Westwind Pub. 19+. Tix $20 in advance at WW or $25 at door.
2025 Shen Yun! Magical performance from New York with live orchestra at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, Vancouver from April 9 - 13. For tickets call 1-877-663-7469 or visit: ShenYun.com/Van
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Book Your Free Home Energy Consult Today! Retrofits don’t have to be confusing. Brought to you by Home Energy Navigator & Regional District of Nanaimo. Call 1-866-381-9995.
Volunteers Needed! Mount Arrowsmith Salvation Army needs help for food bank, thrift stores & soup kitchen. Please contact the coordinator at 250-586-6520 or email: mountarrowsmith.volunteers@salvationarmy.ca
Cedar Heritage Centre Rentals: A community space ideal for meetings, workshops, small parties, health & wellness classes, or medium size gatherings. For rental inquiries, call 778-674-0466 or email: facilitybookings@rdn.bc.ca (mention Coffee News to save $20 off rentals)
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Register Now for Ecole Publique Francophone: Ecole des Cascades, 1951 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. For info, call 250-714-0761 or in Duncan at Ecole des Cascades, 3039 Sprott Rd., Duncan. For info, call 250-737-4486.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. In the Curious George children’s books, what colour is George’s friend’s hat?
2. How many eyes does a bee have?
3. A bunch of bananas is called a _____.
4. In Roman numerals, what does M represent?
5. The citizens of Rio de Janeiro are called Porteños, Janieros, or Cariocas?
2. How many eyes does a bee have?
3. A bunch of bananas is called a _____.
4. In Roman numerals, what does M represent?
5. The citizens of Rio de Janeiro are called Porteños, Janieros, or Cariocas?
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You may be tempted to act from an unconscious impulse at the end of the week. Sabotaging the situation could be easy. Try to take a deep breath before you decide. Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 21, 22, 28, 42.
A sudden or unexpected opportunity may be presented to you at midweek, perhaps emerging from an important conversation. So actively listen for this information. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 18, 27, 30, 43.
Last week’s optimistic mindset may continue, bringing good opportunities. Be careful that your expanded enthusiasm doesn’t lead to an unnecessary conflict with others. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 14, 22, 23, 27.
As the weekend approaches, you might feel fully in the flow of the universe. Carefully consider how to use this energy because it may dissipate in a few days. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 15, 20, 46, 47.
If you are running into an obstacle to something you want, resist temptation to charge through it. Consider how to change the situation to help others, as well as yourself. Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 23, 26, 41, 46.
Virgos prioritize hard information over intuition. This week, reversing that equation may serve you better. Breaking out of your comfort zone can expand your tool set. Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 15, 17, 27, 29.
At the end of the week, you may find yourself in a stalemate of whether to prioritize your needs or the needs of others. Might you be able to find a compromise position? Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 17, 18, 31, 33.
Your intuition may feel a bit overwhelmed at week’s end. You might want to integrate these intuitive options into your plans, but wait a few days to act on them. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 13, 20, 38, 44.
Since last summer, you may have been experiencing expansion, obstacles, or both in your life. This period could end in early June. What might you learn in the meantime? Lucky numbers: 11, 17, 24, 34, 35, 40.
The energy at week’s end may offer an opportunity to use a softer approach, to achieve something positive for you and others. Try expanding your comfort zone. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 12, 24, 43, 47.
Are you feeling overwhelmed because you have taken on an endeavour that is too big to complete on your own? If so, acknowledge reality and look for allies to help. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 14, 32, 35, 44.
If you focus on listening to your intuition this week, you may receive important information about what direction to head in. Then set a new intention now to achieve it. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 16, 17, 25, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Mirror mastery: Leonardo da Vinci’s ambidexterity allowed him to write with both hands at the same time. One hand wrote text in reverse while the other penned it normally, demonstrating his extraordinary coordination and unique skills.
Slow no-go: In California (U.S.), driving too slowly can get you ticketed. Under state law, vehicles moving below the normal flow of traffic must stay in the right lane and avoid blocking traffic unless it’s for safety or legal reasons.
Muppet mystery: Before becoming “Cookie Monster,” this beloved blue character was simply a snack-stealing Muppet who appeared in commercials. His love for cookies earned him the perfect name by the time he made it to Sesame Street.
Sky spotters: The U.S. Coast Guard once used trained pigeons to find people lost at sea. These feathered “recruits” excelled at spotting debris, often outperforming humans on their passes over search zones.
Brain power: Your brain hums with energy, constantly firing off messages like a high-speed network. Together, its neurons produce enough electricity to power a small lightbulb, keeping your thoughts and actions brilliantly illuminated.
Where did King Tut go to ease his back pain?
To the Cairo-practor.
My teacher reminds me of history. She’s always repeating herself.
Joe: “Why did you put your watch in the bank?”
Moe: “I’m trying to save time.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who? Pickle little flower for your mother.
You couldn’t get me on the moon if it was the last place on earth.
To the Cairo-practor.
My teacher reminds me of history. She’s always repeating herself.
Joe: “Why did you put your watch in the bank?”
Moe: “I’m trying to save time.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who? Pickle little flower for your mother.
You couldn’t get me on the moon if it was the last place on earth.
Trivia Answers: 1. Yellow 2. Five 3. Hand or stalk 4. 1000 5. Cariocas
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Big boy: Romeo, a six-year-old Holstein steer, was declared the world’s tallest by Guinness World Records. The beast is 6 feet 4 inches (1.93 m) tall, and lives at Welcome Home Animal Sanctuary in Creswell, Oregon (U.S.). The previous record holder, a Massachusetts steer named Tommy, was 6 feet 1 inch (1.85 m) tall. Romeo consumes 100 pounds (45 kg) of hay each day, and enjoys apples and bananas as treats. A woman had rescued 10-day-old Romeo at a dairy farm and brought him to the sanctuary, where operators say the steer is a symbol of resilience and a reminder that acts of kindness can change the world.
Thirsty spirit: In the remote Ladakh region of India, a shrine along the Gata Loops has become an unusual landmark, covered in plastic water bottles left by travelers. The bottles are offerings to the Ghost of the Gata Loops, the spirit of a man who died there after being stranded without water during a snowstorm. Adventurers passing through the treacherous route leave bottles to appease the spirit, hoping to avoid bad luck. The shrine’s origins trace back to the death of a trucker’s assistant, whose ghost is said to appear, begging for water. The legend gained attention after a video explaining the shrine went viral, sparking a debate about the environmental impact of the plastic bottles littering the area.
Waterway bridge: Drivers in the picturesque Shiziguan scenic area of China’s Hubei Province can experience the thrill of crossing the Qingjiang River on a 400-metre (0.25-mi.) floating bridge. Supported by polyethylene floats, this impressive bridge sways gently beneath the vehicles, allowing for a smooth drive while surrounded by stunning nature views. The bridge’s innovative engineering uses technology to ensure safety and stability for both vehicles and pedestrians. Visitors come from far and wide, eager to see this marvel up close and take in the views while “driving on water.” Just remember, enjoying the scenery is great, but eyes on the road unless you fancy an unexpected dip!
Print connection: Blending digital convenience with the charm of print, a company called Famileo helps bridge generational gaps by transforming shared online messages and photos into monthly printed newspapers. These personalized gazettes, delivered to older relatives, provide a meaningful way to keep families connected, especially for those without internet access. Younger family members upload updates through the app, and elderly recipients enjoy the tactile joy of reading them in print. Famileo not only fosters a sense of belonging for older adults but also helps combat loneliness. Designed for collaboration, the idea lets families worldwide contribute, ensuring everyone remains part of the story, no matter the distance.
“You can’t be a resource for others unless you nourish yourself.”
- Alexandra Stoddard
“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”
- Wayne Dyer
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
The ‘Paperboys’ presented by Knox United Church: Held Feb. 15, 2pm Feb. 15. A feel-good fusion of Celtic, folk, country & so much more! $35 from Eventbrite & Fireside Books, Parksville.
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild’s next meeting Wed., Feb. 19, 1:30pm & 6:30 pm, Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St.
Echo Players Present ‘Deathtrap’ by Ira Levin: Held Feb. 20 - March 9 at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., Qualicum. Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sunday matinee, 2pm. Tickets: echoplayers.ca or 250-752-3522
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: A family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Held Feb. 22, 4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2685 James St., Duncan. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: A family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Let’s change the tune for people experiencing hurt, hunger & homelessness... because it’s cold out there. Held Feb. 22, 4pm. Team up & walk with us. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org Presented by Port Alberni Safe Haven Society.
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: Family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Held Feb. 22, 4pm. Team up & walk with us. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org/location/oceanside
Warm Aloha Hawaiian Music Concert & Stories: With Anela Kahiamoe on Feb. 22, 7pm, 2020 Estevan Road. Tickets: $25 at Eventbrite or $30 Door. Wear a Hawaiian shirt.
Knox United Church presents ‘The Pretzel Logic Orchestra, Steely Dan Tribute’ on Saturday, Feb. 22, 7pm. Tickets are $30. 345 Pym St., Parksville. Info: www.kucparksville.ca
QB Senior Ukulele Band Concert: Presented by St. Edmund’s Church on Sun., Feb. 23, 3pm at 407 Wembley Rd. Parksville. Tickets: $10/seat (children free). See display ad for ticket info.
Free Downsizing Seminar: Thur., Feb. 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn to downsize your home following a step by step plan. Guest speakers with valuable info. Pre-register: Call 250.616.3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Back Beat Presents The Beach Boys Tribute: Let’s go surfin’! Held Saturday March 1, 7:30-9:30pm at the Theatre in ADSS, Port Alberni. This Multimedia event re-creates the Music & Vocal Harmonies of the Beach Boys live onstage! Tickets are on sale now & available through Eventbrite
Port Alberni Annual Rock & Gem Show: Vendors on upper & lower floors of the Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., on Saturday, March 8, 10am-5pm & Sunday, March 9, 10am-4pm. Vendors, demos, displays & kids korner. Admission $3. Children under 12 are free with an adult. For more info, contact Ron at 250-723-4324.
Comedy Misfits Stand Up Tour are coming this spring to Port Alberni for a night full of laughs on March 14, 7pm at Westwind Pub. 19+. Tix $20 in advance at WW or $25 at door.
Book Your Free Home Energy Consult Today! Retrofits don’t have to be confusing. Brought to you by Home Energy Navigator & Regional District of Nanaimo. Call 1-866-381-9995.
Volunteers Needed! Mount Arrowsmith Salvation Army needs help for food bank, thrift stores & soup kitchen. Please contact the coordinator at 250-586-6520 or email: mountarrowsmith.volunteers@salvationarmy.ca
Cedar Heritage Centre Rentals: A community space ideal for meetings, workshops, small parties, health & wellness classes, or medium size gatherings. For rental inquiries, call 778-674-0466 or email: facilitybookings@rdn.bc.ca (mention Coffee News to save $20 off rentals)
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Register Now for Ecole Publique Francophone: Ecole des Cascades, 1951 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. For info, call 250-714-0761.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. In what country are the Olmec Colossal Heads found?
2. Is the Hugo Award given for science fiction, poetry, or painting?
3. What is the most expensive spice in the world?
4. This is the most common type of organ transplant.
5. A day on Mars, Venus, or Earth is 24 hours, 37 minutes, 22 seconds?
2. Is the Hugo Award given for science fiction, poetry, or painting?
3. What is the most expensive spice in the world?
4. This is the most common type of organ transplant.
5. A day on Mars, Venus, or Earth is 24 hours, 37 minutes, 22 seconds?
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You may find it difficult to communicate what you feel right now to those you love. Consider how to adjust your approach to more effectively say what you mean. Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 19, 26, 30, 34.
Early this week, your head may be telling you one thing and your heart something else. Consider listening to your intuition, which can be a challenge for the Taurus-born. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 13, 14, 19, 36.
You may feel very optimistic about how your life is going now. But if you feel overwhelmed by the number of options, focus on the ones that serve the highest purpose. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 10, 16, 37, 47.
For the next few weeks, you may be especially empathetic in talking with others. Is there an issue where leaning into this dynamic could help resolve the situation? Lucky numbers: 13, 18, 22, 26, 30, 44.
You may find yourself in a tug of war between your needs and those of others. How might you make an adjustment in your view that could achieve a win-win for all? Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 32, 37, 42, 45.
You are halfway through the solar year that began at your birthday. Did you set new goals? How are they progressing? Might you need to make changes to the plan? Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 29, 36, 37, 47.
Have you hit a stalemate about something in your primary relationship? This may last for a few weeks, so be conscious of the dynamic. Can you work to mitigate it? Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 21, 26, 28, 46.
Midweek, you may find yourself swimming in the waters of your unconscious. This may be a good time to retreat to a quiet space and process emotions that surface. Lucky numbers: 10, 18, 29, 31, 41, 44.
Your natural enthusiasm may be enhanced at week’s end. In deciding on next steps, consider how this optimism could help fulfill a higher purpose for yourself and others. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 7, 8, 16, 41.
You may feel strongly at week’s end about what needs to be done. You may very well be right, but considering the views of others who are affected is also important. Lucky numbers: 2, 16, 22, 29, 31, 46.
Aquarians are sensitive to the challenges of Pluto for the next 18 years. This week look for an opportunity that could put you in alignment with its highest manifestation. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 10, 28, 29, 39.
Your birthday month can be a good time to set goals for the next year. What resources do you need to accomplish them, and what obstacles might you encounter? Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 21, 25, 41, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Blink count: The average person blinks about 15 times a minute, adding up to roughly 21,600 blinks every day. These tiny, automatic movements clean, moisten, and rest your eyes while giving quick refreshes to your mind.
Moon mystery: Mercury and Venus stand out as the only planets in our solar system without moons. Mercury is closest to the Sun’s powerful gravity that would prevent moons from forming or orbiting. Why Venus lacks a moon is not known.
Code pioneer: Ada Lovelace is celebrated as the first computer programmer. In 1843, she wrote a program for Charles Babbage’s Analytical Engine and speculated that it could even process music, inspiring modern computing concepts.
Sweet gesture: In South Korea, Valentine’s Day traditions include women presenting men with gifts of chocolate. It’s a charming twist from other countries. Shops overflow with treats, making chocolate the perfect way to share a little romance.
Saber sound: The famous hum of a Star Wars lightsaber comes from blending the motor hum of an old film projector with the buzz from a TV set. For the swoosh, the film’s sound team simply waved a mic in front of a speaker playing these sounds.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock-knock joke.
How many skunks does it take to stink up a neighbourhood? Just a phew.
When chicken broth was first canned, it was souper!
Playing hooky is like a credit card. Fun now, pay later.
Teacher: “See, you can have fun doing addition problems.”
Student: “Yes, sum fun.”
How many skunks does it take to stink up a neighbourhood? Just a phew.
When chicken broth was first canned, it was souper!
Playing hooky is like a credit card. Fun now, pay later.
Teacher: “See, you can have fun doing addition problems.”
Student: “Yes, sum fun.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Mexico 2. Science fiction 3. Saffron 4. Kidney 5. Mars
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Hiking boost: MO/GO Hiking Pants, a cutting-edge collaboration between Arc’teryx and Skip, are designed to give hikers a serious leg up. These motor-powered pants are equipped with carbon fibre supports and motors that assist the wearer’s muscles, making climbs easier and descents gentler on the knees. The integrated artificial intelligence adjusts the support based on the terrain, while a battery pack powers the motors for hours of hiking aid. Weighing in at seven pounds (3.2 kg), these pants lighten the load, making hikers feel as though they’re 30 pounds (13.7 kg) lighter. Plans are in place to offer rentals on select trails, giving hikers the chance for a futuristic experience without the long-term commitment.
Disappearing lake: Lost Lake, in the U.S. state of Oregon, pulls off a fascinating natural disappearing act each year, transforming from a tranquil lake in the winter to a lush, grassy meadow by summer’s end. Nestled in the Willamette National Forest, the lake is fed by streams during the fall and winter months, but come spring, it slowly drains through two volcanic holes at the lakebed. These natural “drains” direct the water underground. Though a popular tourist spot, officials often remind visitors not to block the holes, as doing so could cause nearby roads to flood. This unique lake continues to mesmerize with its seasonal transformation, making it a must-see for curious adventurers and nature lovers alike.
Comic dispute: A young man in Chiayi City, Taiwan, took his mother to court after she discarded a cherished, 32-volume comic collection. Frustrated by the clutter, his mother decided to recycle the comics, claiming some were damp and taking up too much space. When her son discovered his collection missing, he called the police and later filed a lawsuit, arguing that replacing these specific volumes would be difficult since many are out of print. The mother expressed regret, hoping to mend their relationship, but he refused. The Chiayi District Court fined her for property damage, highlighting her disregard for her son’s belongings. This family’s story seems to have more plot twists than most comics.
Vertical village: Nearly all of the roughly 200 residents of Whittier, Alaska (U.S.), live in a 14-story building called Begich Towers. Originally an Army barracks, this structure now houses a post office, convenience store, health clinic, and even a small church. The town’s remote location makes it hard to reach, accessible only by sea or a one-lane tunnel. Winters are harsh, with high winds driving people indoors, so Begich Towers serves as a close-knit mini-community under one roof. From high up, visitors can take in sweeping views of the harbour and distant mountains. Here, small-town life takes place vertically, proving community isn’t about space, but about spirit.
“Hope will never be silent.” - Harvey Milk
“Repetition is not failure. Ask the waves, ask the leaves, ask the wind.”
- Mark Nepo
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Grief Journaling Workshop: Saturday, February 8, 9-11am, at AV Hospice Office, 2579 10th Ave. Participants will be provided with a journal, prompts & suggestions on how to get started. Cost is $15. For info, call 250-723-4478 or email: info@albernihospice.ca
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Arthur Arnold, cello; Moira Hopfe-Ostensen, piano, Feb. 9, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
Nanaimo Family History Society AGM with election of executive members, held by Zoom, Feb. 10, session starts at 6:30pm & meeting starts at 7pm. hnanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
‘Vertical Growing’ with Don Giberson: Feb. 11, 7:30pm, Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Guests: $5 Yearly membership $15. www.QualicumBeachGardenClub.ca
Mid Island Floral Art club Meeting: Line design demo workshop, theme Wild Love, Feb. 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, QBeach. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
Music for Brain Health: East Coast kitchen party Friday, February 14, 1-3pm at Duncan United Church (246 Ingram St.). Connect & stimulate your brain! Email admin@brainonwheels.org for more information.
The ‘Paperboys’ presented by Knox United Church: Held Feb. 15, 2pm Feb. 15. A feel-good fusion of Celtic, folk, country & so much more! $35 from Eventbrite & Fireside Books.
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Echo Players Present ‘Deathtrap’ by Ira Levin: Held Feb. 20 - March 9 at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., Qualicum. Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sunday matinee, 2pm. Tickets: echoplayers.ca or 250-752-3522
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: A family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Let’s change the tune for people experiencing hurt, hunger & homelessness...because it’s cold out there. Held Feb. 22, 4pm. Team up & walk with us. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org Presented by Port Alberni Safe Haven Society.
Warm Aloha Hawaiian Music Concert & Stories: With Anela Kahiamoe on Feb. 22, 7pm, 2020 Estevan Road. Tickets: $25 at Eventbrite or $30 Door. Wear a Hawaiian shirt.
Knox United Church presents ‘The Pretzel Logic Orchestra, Steely Dan Tribute’ on Saturday, Feb. 22, 7pm. Tickets are $30. 345 Pym St., Parksville. Info: www.kucparksville.ca
Free Downsizing Seminar: Thur., Feb. 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn to downsize your home following a step by step plan. Guest speakers with valuable info. Pre-register: Call 250.616.3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Cedar Heritage Centre Rentals: A community space ideal for meetings, workshops, small parties, health & wellness classes, or medium size gatherings. For rental inquiries, call 778-674-0466 or email: facilitybookings@rdn.bc.ca
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Register Now for Ecole Publique Francophone: Ecole des Cascades, 1951 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. For info, call 250-714-0761.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What colour name is derived from the old high German word brun?
2. Scavenging for treasure along a riverbank is sometimes called this.
3. A xylographer engraves wood, marble, or steel?
4. In what country was the first paper currency used?
5. Heliology is the study of helicopters, hieroglyphics, or the Sun?
2. Scavenging for treasure along a riverbank is sometimes called this.
3. A xylographer engraves wood, marble, or steel?
4. In what country was the first paper currency used?
5. Heliology is the study of helicopters, hieroglyphics, or the Sun?
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Aries can be tempted to emulate the symbol of their sign and ram their way through obstacles. If you wait until week’s end, you may be able to try charm instead. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 14, 37, 39, 40.
Early this week, things may move quickly and you may feel uncomfortable about how to proceed. Try to take a deep breath and talk it out with someone you trust. Lucky numbers: 4, 19, 23, 26, 28, 45.
Geminis often give priority to their mind over their heart in decision making. This week, leaning more toward your heart may be helpful, even if that is uncomfortable. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 20, 28, 34, 43.
The Cancer-born can be reticent to highlight their talents and accomplishments. But in midweek, look for an opportunity to step out into the spotlight and shine. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 15, 21, 32, 34.
You may find yourself in the spotlight this week. If you place your focus on the contributions of others rather than yourself, an opportunity could emerge for you to lead. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 27, 36, 43, 44.
Look for an opportunity this week to spend some time in nature. The energy might help you relax and recharge your nervous system. You could be glad you did so. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 16, 31, 37, 42.
Your innate skills of tact and diplomacy may be highlighted. Week’s end might be a good time for a social gathering to make progress on one of your favourite projects. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 17, 21, 23, 28.
This week, being very conscious of what you say to yourself and others could be important. Focus on presenting what you see in the highest possible light. Lucky numbers: 12, 21, 27, 32, 40, 46.
Your natural enthusiasm may be heightened during the middle of the week. How might you use this energy to push through and complete a goal close to your heart? Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 26, 30, 32, 39.
Working to be successful in your endeavours is a life theme for Capricorns. At midweek, however, you may want to ask if your heart is truly in your current activities. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 15, 18, 34, 46.
Aquarians can understand the challenges and opportunities for humanity of Pluto transiting your sign in the next decade. How could you communicate this to others? Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 22, 27, 31, 45.
You may find the effects of last week’s events are still resonating. Take time to think through and evaluate where you are. Look for opportunities for a positive outcome. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 21, 31, 35, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 21.
Fruit fallout: Surprisingly, bananas contain a tiny amount of natural radiation, as do some other foods. A fraction of their potassium atoms emit radiation, but the exposure is so minimal and slow that eating a banana poses no health risk.
Locked orbit: We can only see one side of the moon because it’s tidally locked with Earth. This means the moon rotates on its axis at the same speed as it orbits around Earth, always keeping the same familiar face visible.
Star power: Stars are a common feature on more than 50 national flags. On Australia’s flag, five stars represent the Southern Cross constellation, visible only from the Southern Hemisphere, symbolizing the country’s geographical location.
Divine feline: In ancient Egypt, when a cherished cat passed away, the owners shaved their own eyebrows in mourning. These sacred pets were even mummified with mice and milk, prepared for a comfortable journey to the afterlife.
Cow chatter: Cows don’t just randomly moo. They actually develop their own local dialects! Researchers noticed that herds from different places have unique sounds, shaped by their surroundings, much as people pick up accents from their own regions.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy any monsters under the bed?
Why did police arrest the crow? The crow was making crank caws.
A party that flops is a fete worse than death.
Did you hear the one about the lion who ate clowns? You’ll roar!
Dad: “Can you get out of the car and tell me if my direction indicator is working?”
Son: “Yes, it is … no, it isn’t … yes, it is … no, it isn’t … yes, it is ….”
Why did police arrest the crow? The crow was making crank caws.
A party that flops is a fete worse than death.
Did you hear the one about the lion who ate clowns? You’ll roar!
Dad: “Can you get out of the car and tell me if my direction indicator is working?”
Son: “Yes, it is … no, it isn’t … yes, it is … no, it isn’t … yes, it is ….”
Trivia Answers: 1. Brown 2. Mudlarking 3. Wood 4. China 5. The Sun
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Vacuum victory: Indian inventor Tapala Nadamuni has reclaimed a Guinness World Record for creating the world’s smallest functional vacuum cleaner. His latest creation, measuring just 0.65 centimetres (0.26 in.) plus handle and power cord, is smaller than a fingernail. It took him two years of hard work and multiple redesigns to outdo his previous record and regain the title he lost. Powered by a tiny motor and made from parts of a ballpoint pen, the vacuum uses a small rotating fan to generate suction. While the design sounds simple, meeting the exact Guinness standards proved challenging. Despite setbacks and rejections, the inventor’s persistence paid off. In this case, dreaming small achieved something huge!
Coin-covered cure: In Kathmandu, Nepal, a shrine known as the Toothache Tree attracts those seeking relief from dental pain. This unusual site is dedicated to Vaisha Dev, the patron saint of toothaches. The shrine, believed to be a remnant of the ancient Bangemudha tree, is entirely covered in rupee coins nailed to it by hopeful visitors. Despite modern dentistry’s presence in the area, locals and tourists alike continue this centuries-old tradition, hoping the deity will cure their ailments. Legends suggest a hidden idol lies within the stump, though it remains unseen due to the layers of coins. Who knew that the cure for a toothache could be as simple as putting your money where your mouth is?
Pungent perfection: Vieux Boulogne, a French artisanal cheese, holds the title of the world’s stinkiest. It has outclassed other strong-smelling cheeses, such as Limburger and Muenster, in tests using both human sniffers and electronic noses. Carefully aged and washed with beer, the cheese’s potent aroma is often compared to body odor, cow dung, and earthy undertones. Despite its intense smell, the taste is surprisingly mild and creamy, as the pungency comes from the rind rather than the cheese itself. In fact, the scent is so overpowering that it’s banned from public transport in France. If you’re brave enough to try it, just remember, the stink is all part of the experience.
Ramen revolution: Boost Noodle, a clever Japanese creation, has transformed instant ramen into an ultra-convenient, one-handed meal. Appealing to gamers and multitaskers, this innovative snack comes in a small pouch, allowing people to sip the noodles without putting down their controller or phone. With yam noodles, chashu pork, and bamboo shoots in a rich broth, the snack provides a meal on the move. The developers tackled the challenge of keeping the noodles firm by using a special yam-based recipe. With added caffeine for extra energy, people are grabbing it for long gaming marathons. Whether someone is glued to a screen or simply needs a quick snack, Boost Noodle is certainly one option for busy lives.
“But what a gamble friendship is!” - E.B. White
“Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.”
“Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.”
- Chinese proverb
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Our Saviour Lutheran Church invites everyone for a series of 3 illustrated talks on ‘The Dead Sea Scrolls’ on Wednesday, Feb 5, 7-8pm, 795 Island Hwy W, Parksville.
Volunteer Fair: Explore exciting opportunities & connect with organizations that value supporting volunteers. Held Wednesday, February 5, 1am-3pm at Beban Social Centre. Info: community@cvims.org
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Grief Journaling Workshop: Saturday, February 8, 9-11am, at AV Hospice Office, 2579 10th Ave. Participants will be provided with a journal, prompts & suggestions on how to get started. Cost is $15. For info, call 250-723-4478 or email: info@albernihospice.ca
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Arthur Arnold, cello; Moira Hopfe-Ostensen, piano, Feb. 9, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
Nanaimo Family History Society AGM with election of executive members, held by Zoom, Feb. 10, session starts at 6:30pm & meeting starts at 7pm. hnanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
‘Vertical Growing’ with Don Giberson: Feb. 11, 7:30pm, Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Guests: $5 Yearly membership $15. www.QualicumBeachGardenClub.ca
Mid Island Floral Art club Meeting: Line design demo workshop, theme Wild Love, Feb. 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, QBeach. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
Music for Brain Health: East Coast kitchen party Friday, February 14, 1-3pm at Duncan United Church (246 Ingram St.). Connect & stimulate your brain! Email admin@brainonwheels.org for more information.
The ‘Paperboys’ presented by Knox United Church: Held Feb. 15, 2pm Feb. 15. A feel-good fusion of Celtic, folk, country & so much more! $35 from Eventbrite & Fireside Books.
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: A family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Let’s change the tune for people experiencing hurt, hunger & homelessness...because it’s cold out there. Held Feb. 22, 4pm. Team up & walk with us. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org Presented by Port Alberni Safe Haven Society.
Cedar Heritage Centre Rentals: A community space ideal for meetings, workshops, small parties, health & wellness classes, or medium size gatherings. For rental inquiries, call 778-674-0466 or email: facilitybookings@rdn.bc.ca
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Register Now for Ecole Publique Francophone: Ecole des Cascades, 1951 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. For info, call 250-714-0761.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Who were the little people that Gulliver saw on his travels?
2. The raccoon’s mask helps it see - T/F?
3. The thorax is the head, midsection, or abdomen of an insect?
4. What is the motto of Harvard University?
5. In what country are you most likely to see lemurs in the wild?
2. The raccoon’s mask helps it see - T/F?
3. The thorax is the head, midsection, or abdomen of an insect?
4. What is the motto of Harvard University?
5. In what country are you most likely to see lemurs in the wild?
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Your emotions may be a bit volatile this week. Be conscious of how interactions with others may trigger an old wound. Find an appropriate way to channel those feelings. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 14, 23, 25, 26.
The energy at midweek might help you achieve your desire, assuming that you truly know what you want. If not, take a step back and think about what you value. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 10, 18, 32, 46.
Have you recently chosen a new opportunity that could help you achieve your goal? Now may be a good time to discuss it with others and see how they can help. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 11, 12, 18, 37.
Conversations this week may highlight a divide with those close to you. Could you adjust your view to resolve the matter, and meet in the middle of differing opinions? Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 23, 24, 27, 46.
At week’s end, you may find that it is in everyone’s best interests to have a conversation that focuses on the needs and desires of others, rather than on yourself. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 12, 27, 32, 37.
A pattern from your past life may bring you a talent, but it also might hold you back. It will always be available, but right now you also need to grow beyond it. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 19, 26, 34, 45.
Is there something you have long wanted to try, but didn’t feel brave enough to do so? The start of the week may bring you an opportunity for courage in this regard. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 20, 33, 42, 47.
An important lesson for Scorpios is that not every challenge needs to be viewed as a life-or-death struggle. The energy at midweek might encourage you to lighten up. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 18, 27, 36, 44.
At week’s end, you may find that your head and heart are not in agreement. If you can’t find a way to bridge the gap, wait a few days for the situation to change. Lucky numbers: 15, 21, 36, 42, 43, 48.
This weekend may be a good time to put aside your ambitions. Spend some time nurturing yourself and those you care about most. The work will still be there later. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 11, 22, 38, 39.
You may feel passionate this week about what you are trying to achieve. Be careful of causing a rift with others by identifying too personally with your efforts. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 17, 30, 33, 38.
Being very conscious this week is important because the effects of your actions may resonate for a long time. You might feel an urgency to settle a karmic matter. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 17, 26, 33, 36.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 37.
Fluffy friends: Angora rabbits, often traced to Ankara, Turkey (once known as “Angora”), are popular for their fluffy coats. Their softness and hypoallergenic nature made their wool a hit for scarves and sweaters in the early 20th-century United States.
Ancient emblem: The Red Dragon of Wales, a centuries-old symbol of Welsh heritage, stands on a green and white flag. Though its true origin remains a mystery, the symbol remains a beloved emblem of the nation today.
Sweet history: The 3 Musketeers candy bar originally launched in 1932 as three separate chocolate pieces, flavoured vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, hence the name. Over time, it became the single, nougat-filled treat of today.
Triple power: Octopuses have a fascinating system with three hearts that helps them thrive underwater. Two of these pump blood through the gills for oxygen, while a third keeps the oxygenated blood flowing to fuel their active bodies.
Wine roots: In Slovenia, a 400-year-old vine still produces grapes for wine, having survived wars, pests, and rising waters. Its deep roots saved it from a parasite that wiped out many European vineyards, making it a lasting symbol of nature’s endurance.
Where does a sheep get a haircut? At the baa-baa shop.
The orchestra leader kept throwing tempo tantrums.
Customer: “Can I pick out a watch?”
Sales person: “Sure, take your time.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling knock-knock jokes.
Caterpillar, after watching a butterfly: “You’ll never catch me up in one of those things.”
The orchestra leader kept throwing tempo tantrums.
Customer: “Can I pick out a watch?”
Sales person: “Sure, take your time.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling knock-knock jokes.
Caterpillar, after watching a butterfly: “You’ll never catch me up in one of those things.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Lilliputians 2. True 3. Midsection 4. Veritas
5. Madagascar
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Chapel artistry: Anežka Kašpárková became a global sensation for her intricate, hand-painted folkloric designs. Known for beautifully decorating a chapel in her village of Louka, Czech Republic, she worked without stencils, relying solely on her natural skill and steady hand. For 50 years, she repainted the chapel’s vibrant blue designs every two years, using an ultramarine blue colour that brilliantly stood out. The chapel, built in the mid-18th century, is cared for by the community and has become a cherished symbol of local pride thanks to her remarkable artistry. After her passing, her niece lovingly continued the family tradition, ensuring the cultural heritage remains alive for future generations.
Creative cubes: Rubik’s Cube champion Alex Ivanchak has captivated millions by transforming the iconic puzzle into a unique canvas for stunning artwork. Known for solving the cube in seconds, he reimagines portraits of celebrities like actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Will Smith using hundreds of cubes. He’s recreated timeless pieces like the “Mona Lisa” and, with fan suggestions, depicts other famous figures from pop culture and history. His intricate designs come to life as he carefully twists each cube to display specific colours, forming vibrant mosaics. Ivanchak’s online videos have earned him a massive following, amazed by his balance of skill and creativity. Who says art and math don’t mix?
Timeless craft: Kongō Gumi, a construction company in Japan, has been operating since the sixth century, making it the world’s longest-running business. With origins dating back to a legendary carpenter who helped build one of Japan’s earliest temples, it has stood the tests of time and change. Specializing in temple restoration, Kongō Gumi’s success was driven by skilled craftsmen and wise leadership throughout its long history. Though it faced hardships, including economic challenges and wars, the company endured for centuries. Now part of a larger construction group, its impressive legacy still inspires many. After all, a company that has lasted this long knows a thing or two about building for the ages.
Italian retreat: Just off the northern coast of Sardinia (Italy), the La Maddalena archipelago has rugged pink cliffs and quiet beaches, in a stunning stretch of turquoise waters. One of the seven main islands includes a protected area called Parco Nazionale dell’Arcipelago di La Maddalena, a haven for wildlife, including dolphins and wild boars. The islands’ pine forests and ancient grottos are away from the crowds of other popular destinations like Sardinia and Corsica. Restaurants in the fishing villages serve fresh seafood daily, along with Italian favourites. Luxury yachts often tour these islands, which seem to have everything a visitor could want, from views to charming vibes to gelato worth the journey.
“A true friend is the best possession.” - Benjamin Franklin
“The sun … can still ripen a bunch of grapes as though it had nothing else in the universe to do.” - Galileo
“The sun … can still ripen a bunch of grapes as though it had nothing else in the universe to do.” - Galileo
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Try Curling For Free: Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St N, next to the Community park. Sat., Jan. 25, 10 & 11am. Bring runners & wear warm stretchy clothes.
The Big Mess in Concert: Jan. 25, 7pm. Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, 2020 Estevan Rd. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite or $30 at the door.
Boating Classes: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Our Saviour Lutheran Church invites everyone for a series of 3 illustrated talks on ‘The Dead Sea Scrolls’ on Wednesday’s, Jan. 29 & Feb 5, 7-8pm, 795 Island Hwy W, Parksville.
Free Downsizing Seminar: Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more on Thurs., Jan. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Call 250.616.3641 to pre-register.
21st Annual Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday: Saturday, Feb. 1 at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre from 10am-3:30pm. Admission by donation. www.qbseedysaturday.ca for more info.
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Arthur Arnold, cello; Moira Hopfe-Ostensen, piano, Feb. 9, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
Nanaimo Family History Society AGM with election of executive members, held by Zoom, Feb. 10, session starts at 6:30pm & meeting starts at 7pm. hnanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
‘Vertical Growing’ with Don Giberson: Feb. 11, 7:30pm, Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Guests: $5 Yearly membership $15. www.QualicumBeachGardenClub.ca
Mid Island Floral Art club Meeting: Line design demo workshop, theme Wild Love, Feb. 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, QBeach. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
The ‘Paperboys’ presented by Knox United Church: Held Feb. 15, 2pm Feb. 15. A feel-good fusion of Celtic, folk, country & so much more! $35 from Eventbrite & Fireside Books.
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Coldest Night of the Year 2025: A family friendly fundraising walk in support of local charities. Let’s change the tune for people experiencing hurt, hunger & homelessness...because it’s cold out there. Held Feb. 22, 4pm. Team up & walk with us. Registration & tickets: cnoy.org Presented by Port Alberni Safe Haven Society.
Cedar Heritage Centre Rentals: A community space ideal for meetings, workshops, small parties, health & wellness classes, or medium size gatherings. For rental inquiries, call 778-674-0466 or email: facilitybookings@rdn.bc.ca
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Sofia is the capital city what European country?
2. Who composed the Coffee Cantata?
3. Anole lizards can change colour - T/F?
4. Is the process of cell division called meiosis, mirage, or mitosis?
5. The maximum weight of a 10-pin bowling ball is 12, 16, or 20 pounds?
2. Who composed the Coffee Cantata?
3. Anole lizards can change colour - T/F?
4. Is the process of cell division called meiosis, mirage, or mitosis?
5. The maximum weight of a 10-pin bowling ball is 12, 16, or 20 pounds?
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Aries is a warrior archetype but its challenge is to not fight just for the sake of fighting. Instead, can you positively channel your energy toward a humanitarian goal? Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 21, 23, 28, 47.
Taurus-born appreciate clear-cut rules to live by. If things are getting murky at midweek, work to politely but firmly clarify expectations so everyone feels comfortable. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 7, 23, 31, 42.
You may feel more optimistic than normal this week. Be on the lookout for new opportunities for success. Choose the one that is in alignment with your highest values. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 8, 12, 16, 28.
You may feel tempted to withdraw into your shell early this week. A better strategy might be to find something that needs to be fixed and channel your energy into it. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 4, 10, 24, 31.
During the middle of the week, you may feel at a stalemate between what you want and what other people need. Could you find a solution that will satisfy all parties? Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 10, 21, 27, 35.
This weekend you may have a low energy level and feel confused or discouraged. Therefore, planning plenty of down time may be a good idea, to let these feelings pass. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 20, 25, 33, 47.
Justice is an important life theme for Libras. Midweek you may find that you can contribute to reducing injustice in your community. Don’t miss the opportunity. Lucky numbers: 4, 9, 13, 25, 32, 33.
Scorpios can get a bit overwhelmed by the shadow side of human nature. You may have a midweek opportunity to channel this energy into a humanitarian project. Lucky numbers: 10, 23, 31, 37, 43, 44.
Zeus/Jupiter, ruler of Sagittarius, is an archetype of abundance and fortune. It may present many opportunities in the next six months. Choose wisely. Don’t reach too far. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 19, 21, 33, 41.
You may make a good start on your goals early this week. The energy could give a boost to endeavours that might previously have required more effort than benefit. Lucky numbers: 8, 16, 20, 26, 31, 39.
This week is a good time to set new intentions about your goals, particularly those with a humanitarian focus. Communicating them to others also might be easier. Lucky numbers: 12, 17, 21, 28, 43, 48.
You may find that your connection to the universe is particularly strong this week. You might be able to communicate ephemeral ideas in a more concrete manner now. Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 17, 20, 21, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Cheese thieves: Cheese might not seem like a target for theft, but it’s actually one of the most stolen foods worldwide. Its compact size and irresistible taste make cheese a target for shoplifters. When it comes to cheese, some just can’t brie-have!
Buzzed bees: Bees can get intoxicated by fermented nectar or sap, which impairs their motor skills and memory. When this happens, they stumble around, bump into things, and forget where they’re going, much like humans would.
Tight ties: Neckties may look sharp, but wearing them too tightly can reduce blood flow to the brain. Research shows that this decrease in circulation can lead to dizziness and headaches. Fashion sometimes comes with a cost!
Tooth trends: In the 16th century, Queen Elizabeth I’s love for sweets left her with decaying black teeth. Surprisingly, women of the time copied her, darkening their own teeth because apparently royal style was worth the sacrifice.
Ancient attire: A skilled horseman likely wore the oldest known pair of pants, found in a 3,000-year-old tomb in China. Buried with weapons and equipment, these trousers were designed for horseback travel, reflecting the culture’s strong connection to horses.
What says, “Oom, Oom”? A cow meditating.
Organic farm: Tilling it like it is.
A dog ate an onion. Its bark was much worse than its bite.
Bill: “How’s your job at the glove factory?”
Will: “Busy. The workload is a handful.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Button. Button who? Button in is not polite.
Organic farm: Tilling it like it is.
A dog ate an onion. Its bark was much worse than its bite.
Bill: “How’s your job at the glove factory?”
Will: “Busy. The workload is a handful.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Button. Button who? Button in is not polite.
Trivia Answers: 1. Bulgaria 2. J.S. Bach 3. True 4. Mitosis 5. 16
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Razor letter: In China, Beijing University of Chemical Technology surprised new students with an extraordinary admission letter made from a high-tech carbon fibre material. Surprisingly thin at just 0.2 millimetres, these letters are incredibly tough and are strong enough to slice through fruits and meat. Freshmen have eagerly shared videos online, demonstrating the letters’ ability to withstand heat and sharpness tests. Despite the online buzz, the university has urged students to treat their innovative admission letters with care, emphasizing their value as a symbol of achievement rather than a tool for experiments. It turns out being on the cutting edge of innovation can start with an acceptance letter!
Nature’s canvas: In Montréal, Québec (Canada), an artist named Raku Inoue has carved a unique niche for himself by turning the natural world into a vibrant canvas. Using petals, leaves, and other plant materials, Inoue carefully crafts detailed representations of pop culture figures, animals, and even brand logos. His creative journey began one windy day when fallen rose petals in his yard sparked the idea to transform them into art. His first creation, a delicate beetle, blossomed into a series of intricate designs, including lifelike animals and iconic characters like Super Mario. After photographing each piece, Inoue returns the natural materials to the earth through composting, celebrating the fleeting beauty of each piece.
Eco slope: CopenHill, a waste-to-energy plant in Copenhagen, Denmark, offers a unique twist on traditional skiing. You can ski right on its roof! The facility turns non-recyclable waste into energy while featuring a ski slope made of Neveplast, an eco-friendly material designed to feel like snow. Visitors can also hike along landscaped trails or scale a climbing wall on the building’s facade. The rooftop, where the ski slope is located, offers stunning panoramic views of the city, complete with a bar for post-ski relaxation. At the base, a ski school, rental shop, and cafe round out the experience, blending recreation with sustainability in an urban setting. Skiing on a power plant? Just another day of turning trash into treasure!
Posh pooch: Fashion house Dolce & Gabbana has introduced Fefé, a premium dog perfume priced at $99 (USD) per bottle. This lavish scent, inspired by the close bond between one of the brand’s founders and his dog, is presented in an elegant glass bottle with a gold-plated paw accent. Fefé combines the soothing aromas of ylang-ylang, musk, and sandalwood. Though the perfume is certified as safe for pets, some experts are concerned about the potential irritation it might cause dogs. Critics have also pointed out the steep price, which may be hard to justify during challenging economic times. Nonetheless, for those who believe their furry friends deserve the height of luxury, Fefé offers a unique way to indulge them.
“Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.” - Confucius
“Hold a true friend with both your hands.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“Hold a true friend with both your hands.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Five Acre Shaker Presents Winter Rockfest: Held Sat., Jan. 18, 5:30pm. Listen to all of your favourite Rock Tribute Bands under one roof on one day at The KCC - Concert Hall & Social House, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Tickets at fiveacre.tickit.ca/events/27054
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Our Saviour Lutheran Church invites everyone for a series of 3 illustrated talks on ‘The Dead Sea Scrolls’ on Wednesday’s, Jan. 22, 29 & Feb 5, 7-8pm, 795 Island Hwy W, Parksville.
Try Curling For Free: Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St N, next to the Community park. Fri., Jan. 24, 7 & 8pm; Sat., Jan. 25, 10 & 11am. Bring runners & wear warm stretchy clothes.
The Big Mess in Concert: Jan. 25, 7pm. Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, 2020 Estevan Rd. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite or $30 at the door.
Boating Classes: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Free Downsizing Seminar: Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more on Thurs., Jan. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Call 250.616.3641 to pre-register.
21st Annual Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday: Saturday, Feb. 1 at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre from 10am-3:30pm. Admission by donation. www.qbseedysaturday.ca for more info.
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Arthur Arnold, cello; Moira Hopfe-Ostensen, piano, Feb. 9, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
‘Vertical Growing’ with Don Giberson: Feb. 11, 7:30pm, Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Guests: $5 Yearly membership $15. www.QualicumBeachGardenClub.ca
Mid Island Floral Art club Meeting: Line design demo workshop, theme Wild Love, Feb. 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, QBeach. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Dutch dancer Mata Hari spied for Germany and France in World War I - T/F?
2. What is the capital of New Zealand?
3. Shakespeare wrote 154 of this poetic form.
4. A mongoose, parrot, or otter is immune to snake venom?
5. The study of weather and climate is called what?
2. What is the capital of New Zealand?
3. Shakespeare wrote 154 of this poetic form.
4. A mongoose, parrot, or otter is immune to snake venom?
5. The study of weather and climate is called what?
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Aries likes to win. Look for an opportunity right now that also allows others to win. While this may not be immediately gratifying, it could be satisfying in the long run. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 15, 21, 28, 35.
What goal do you really want to achieve? If you communicate your vision to others this week, an opportunity for them to help you may emerge in an unexpected way. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 16, 27, 29, 37.
You may feel at a stalemate at the end of the week. Are you able to balance the differing views within yourself? If not, perhaps wait a few days to make a decision. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 25, 27, 31, 45.
At week’s end, you may have an insight about how to manifest a heartfelt goal. But be careful in presenting this idea to others, as your fervour may easily alienate them. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 19, 25, 39, 42.
You are about halfway through the year that started at your birthday. If you set goals then, how are they progressing? Where might you need to make changes? Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 43.
Your practical communications style may be enhanced. Now may be a good time for a presentation where fine details make a difference in the outcome. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 15, 24, 39, 44.
Your natural charm may be on display early in the week. If you have a request or a message that you need to communicate, now might be a favourable time to do so. Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 20, 35, 37, 40.
Difficult or painful information may emerge from your unconscious at midweek. This might be easy to just ignore, but processing it may be in your best interest. Lucky numbers: 17, 20, 21, 31, 34, 40.
At week’s end, you may be feeling restricted in your relationship. Unless you are in a dangerous situation, try to wait a few days to decide if you feel the need to break free. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 28.
Capricorns are tempted to go it alone and claim full credit for achieving goals. For the next few weeks, communicating and collaborating with others may be beneficial. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 15, 19, 28, 35.
Your birthday month is a good time to set goals. In doing so, consider what you might want your life to look like 18 years from now. That is when Pluto leaves Aquarius. Lucky numbers: 18, 21, 32, 37, 40, 48.
You may receive important, intuitive insights at week’s end. Rather than dreaming of castles in the air, focus on concrete ways that you could manifest these concepts. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 24, 30, 44, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 35.
Tiny transmitter: The smallest bone in the human body, the stapes, is essential for hearing. Resembling a stirrup, it passes sound vibrations to the inner ear. If this bone is damaged, it can result in significant hearing loss.
Pug royalty: Pugs, an ancient breed from China, were kept as royal companions. Known for their loyal, affectionate nature, these little dogs were so prized by Chinese emperors that they even had their own guards. That’s true royal treatment!
Change maker: Jeannette Rankin made history in 1916 as the first woman elected to the U.S. Congress. Known for her powerful speeches, she fought for women’s voting rights, and her efforts in Montana helped promote voting equality nationwide.
Frisbee legacy: Walter Morrison, creator of the iconic Frisbee, left behind more than just a famous toy. After his passing, his family lovingly turned his ashes into a series of Frisbees, keeping his unique invention close forever.
Aqua beasts: Despite their massive size and love for water, hippos can’t actually swim. Instead, they walk along the riverbed and push up for air when needed, using their dense, heavy bodies to stay comfortably submerged.
Frankenstein’s monster: “I don’t have the energy to leave the office.”
Doctor: “I guess I didn’t charge you enough.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dwight. Dwight who? There’s a Dwight way, and a de-wrong way.
What’s covered in soot and performs in silence? A coal mime.
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly.
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Doctor: “I guess I didn’t charge you enough.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dwight. Dwight who? There’s a Dwight way, and a de-wrong way.
What’s covered in soot and performs in silence? A coal mime.
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly.
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Wellington 3. Sonnets 4. Mongoose
5. Meteorology
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Canadian rails: The Via Rail journey from Toronto, Ontario, to Vancouver, British Columbia, spans 4,466 kilometres (2,775 mi.), inviting travellers to explore Canada’s stunning landscapes. Known as “The Canadian,” this train sweeps through forests, lakes, and iconic sights like Mt. Robson and the Rockies. Passengers who choose first class enjoy staterooms with en suite bathrooms, spacious windows, and a private lounge. The Skyline car has an observation deck for soaking in the views. This train also serves as a commuter line across vast provinces, showcasing the country’s immense scale. There’s no rush here, only the luxury of time, and endless scenery rolling past the window.
Memory marvel: An Indian man set a remarkable world record by recalling 14,000 digits of Euler’s number, a challenging irrational number, in less than an hour. Deepu V, known for his incredible memory, had already memorized vast sequences of pi and numerous phone numbers. Determined to surpass the previous mark, he developed a detailed “tabular” method, organizing digits into rows and columns for precise recall. After months of practice, he confidently recited each number while blindfolded, smashing the previous record of 10,122 digits. His disciplined approach earned him a place in the Guinness World Records. Some people really do have numbers on their side!
Cat controversy: The Bully Cat, a controversial new feline breed with extreme physical traits, is causing a stir among animal rights groups and pet lovers alike. Known for its very short legs, excessive skin folds, and complete lack of fur, this breed has quickly gained popularity. However, these unique traits come at a high cost, leading to severe health issues such as joint pain, frequent skin infections, and a heightened risk of sunburn. Despite warnings from veterinarians and welfare organizations, the demand for these cats continues to grow, driven by their unusual and striking appearance. Critics argue that breeding such animals is unethical, as it prioritizes esthetic appeal over the well-being of the cats.
Banana bliss: Pizza takes an unexpected twist in Sweden with the Tropicana, a creation that pairs bananas with curry, pineapple, and smoked ham. This unusual combination has become a beloved staple in Sweden, where the love for bananas is no secret. The origin of this unique dish remains unclear, but it’s earned a reputation as the “most Swedish pizza.” While some find the mix of sweet and savoury flavours irresistible, others are baffled by the addition of bananas. Despite the controversy, the Tropicana has become a favourite, with some pizzerias even adding peanuts for extra flair. Love it or hate it, this banana-topped creation shows that in Sweden, pizza knows no bounds.
“A good friend is my nearest relation.” - Thomas Fuller
“At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.”- Christine Mason Miller
“At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.”- Christine Mason Miller
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Catherine Ordronneau, piano; Kai Gleusteen, violin on January 12, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved: $25/23 Phone 250-748-8383
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild’s next meeting is Wed., Jan 15, 1:30pm & 6:30pm, Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St.
Five Acre Shaker Presents Winter Rockfest: Held Sat., Jan. 18, 5:30pm. Listen to all of your favourite Rock Tribute Bands under one roof on one day at The KCC - Concert Hall & Social House, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Tickets at fiveacre.tickit.ca/events/27054
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Free Downsizing Seminar: Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more on Thurs., Jan. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Call 250.616.3641 to pre-register.
21st Annual Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday: Saturday, Feb. 1 at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre from 10am-3:30pm. Admission by donation. www.qbseedysaturday.ca for more info.
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. A seam, aquifer, or trickle is a rock layer that contains water?
2. What year was the first Star Wars movie released?
3. What is the longest river in Ireland?
4. The Norse god Ullr is associated with this winter sport.
5. The fins below a fish are called dorsal fins - T/F?
2. What year was the first Star Wars movie released?
3. What is the longest river in Ireland?
4. The Norse god Ullr is associated with this winter sport.
5. The fins below a fish are called dorsal fins - T/F?
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If you experience conflict with others midweek, look deeper to identify the cause. Could making an emotional connection with those involved be helpful in resolving it? Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 11, 16, 27, 41.
This week may offer you a rare opportunity to initiate positive change in your life, without causing great upheaval. Don’t miss the chance to take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 12, 16, 22, 23, 24, 47.
You may want to indulge yourself now. Try to take time to break free of routine responsibilities, but without overindulging. Understand when to return to normality. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 12, 17, 36.
You have passed the halfway point since your birthday. It’s a good time to review your progress toward your goals. Which projects can you bring to completion now? Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 23, 26, 35, 39.
At week’s end, your natural charm may be heightened and others might be more willing to help you achieve your goals. Just be sure that the outcome is a win-win. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 16, 20, 23, 31.
The energy at the week’s end can support your practical and detail-oriented nature. This may help you push through on a project requiring particularly precise work. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 16, 18, 20, 46.
Your emotions may be heightened midweek. If this triggers a conflict with others, initiate an honest but calm conversation about your needs. Look for a compromise. Lucky numbers: 14, 27, 30, 31, 34, 44.
During the middle of the week, taking time for your own self-care could be very helpful. Nurturing yourself is necessary in order to be fully present to help others. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 10, 31, 32, 33.
Sagittarius often focuses on setting lofty goals on a large scale. This week you may have an opportunity to adjust your view to focus on a smaller, more personal effort. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 15, 22, 32, 43.
Are you running into a stalemate in achieving one of your objectives? It might help to take a step back and understand the needs of those putting obstacles in your path. Lucky numbers: 6, 21, 32, 39, 45, 46.
You may find that your thoughts and feelings are out of sync at midweek. Are you able to reconcile them? If not, take a deep breath and wait a few days to act. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 20, 35, 45, 48.
Do you have a goal that is in alignment with your heart and values? Look for opportunities this week to talk to others, which could give it a boost toward manifestation. Lucky numbers: 3, 12, 13, 28, 45, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Peach cousins: Almond and peach trees may look different, but they’re actually close relatives from the Prunus genus. Despite producing different crops of nuts and fruit, they share a similar genetic background and evolutionary history.
Diverse desert: The Sahara Desert is a diverse landscape that includes rocky plateaus, salt flats, and towering mountains alongside its iconic sand dunes. Over 20 lakes dot the desert, with Lake Chad being the only freshwater lake.
Heart hounds: Owning a dog may do more than lift your spirits. It also could improve your heart health. Studies suggest dog owners tend to have lower blood pressure and get more exercise, which helps reduce the risk of heart disease.
Early riser: An early alarm clock was invented by the Greeks using water to trigger a whistle. However, it wasn’t until 1787 that Levi Hutchins created a clock with an alarm, though it only rang at 4 a.m. and wasn’t adjustable!
Floating giants: Despite their fluffy appearance, clouds are surprisingly heavy. A typical cumulus cloud can weigh over 1 million pounds! Yet, they stay suspended overhead because their droplets are spread out across a vast space.
Show me a guy who likes to buy old coins, and I’ll show you a cash customer.
Chief: “Are you still teaching at the Fire Academy?”
Teacher: “No, after 40 years, I’m burned out.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it’s me.
A blizzard is a storm that winterupts traffic.
What did the farmer say to the compost pile? Thank you very mulch.
Chief: “Are you still teaching at the Fire Academy?”
Teacher: “No, after 40 years, I’m burned out.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it’s me.
A blizzard is a storm that winterupts traffic.
What did the farmer say to the compost pile? Thank you very mulch.
Trivia Answers: 1. Aquifer 2. 1977 3. River Shannon 4. Skiing 5. False
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Wobble wars: In China, a game called Swinging Bridge has become a nationwide sensation, challenging participants to master their balance on a wildly unsteady bridge. The game pits two teams against each other on opposite ends of a swaying bridge, each trying to topple the other by shaking it as vigorously as possible. Players who lose their balance find themselves plunging into a shallow pool or landing on soft mattresses below. The game’s rise to fame was fueled by appearances on Chinese reality TV, turning what was once a local challenge into a viral spectacle enjoyed by millions. In the end, Swinging Bridge is all about having fun while finding your footing, no matter how shaky things get.
Preserved perfection: On a family farm in Saint Mihiel, France, the farmers have mastered the art of creating some of the world’s most sought-after meat through a process known as hibernation. The Polmard family developed this innovative method of beef production, allowing them to preserve meat for up to 15 years. By subjecting the meat to frigid air in a specialized environment, the Polmards not only preserve but also enhance the quality of their beef. This technique, pioneered by Alexandre Polmard, results in cuts so rare and valuable that they command prices as high as $3,200 (USD) per kilogram. Only a few elite restaurants, carefully selected by Polmard himself, have the privilege of serving this exceptional beef.
Elderly heist: In Sapporo, Japan, police apprehended three elderly men in their 60s, 70s, and 80s, suspected of multiple burglaries, a surprising trend in a country where crime among seniors is increasing. The men, who met while incarcerated, allegedly decided to join forces after their release. They are accused of targeting vacant homes, stealing small sums of cash and whisky in one instance and jewelry worth ¥1 million (JPY) in another. Each had a distinct role: one carried out the thefts, another was the getaway driver, and the third managed the sale of the loot. The group’s activities were uncovered through security footage, leading to their arrest, during which they required physical assistance.
Slowing down: A Chinese woman named Ms. Yang has taken an unconventional approach to escape the pressures of her demanding career by moving into a retirement home. After working as a screenwriter for over a decade, the stress of the job led to serious health issues, prompting her to seek a slower pace of life. She decided to experience the calm environment of a retirement home, spending her days reading, writing novels, and even helping other residents with their memoirs. While many have found inspiration in her story, others see it as a reflection of the intense work culture in China. Ms. Yang has found herself more productive and fulfilled, focusing on creative projects and enjoying the company of elderly residents.
“Love and friendship exclude each other.” - Jean de La Bruyère
“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” - William Faulkner
“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” - William Faulkner
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So, You’re Alive, Now What? It’s not too late to confront those philosophical questions that we avoided all our lives. Learn about where we come from, why we are here & where we are going after, forms the basic knowledge of life that everyone should have. Join us on Thursday, Jan. 9, 7pm at McMillan Art Centre, 133 McMillan St, Parksville.
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Catherine Ordronneau, piano; Kai Gleusteen, violin on January 12, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved: $25/23 Phone 250-748-8383
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What is the largest animal without a spine?
2. A red or white dwarf is the burnt remains of a star?
3. Ciabatta is a kind of bread - T/F?
4. The Atacama Desert is in Chile, Brazil, or Venezuela?
5. In Peter Pan, Wendy travelled here.
2. A red or white dwarf is the burnt remains of a star?
3. Ciabatta is a kind of bread - T/F?
4. The Atacama Desert is in Chile, Brazil, or Venezuela?
5. In Peter Pan, Wendy travelled here.
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“Strike while the iron is hot” could be your motto as the week starts. Be careful of unproductive arguments with others, and first think through any potential downside. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 7, 20, 33, 38.
The astrological energy in the middle of the week will be well grounded. This could help you push through any projects that may have been stalled up to now. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 26, 27, 29, 44.
At week’s end, your mind may run in many different directions for a few days. Be sure to note interesting ideas that might come up, but wait to take any action on them. Lucky numbers: 7, 21, 22, 31, 39, 45.
The midweek energy reinforces the highly sensitive Cancer qualities. Adjusting your communication style may help you negotiate what you need from others. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 26, 37, 40, 48.
Pluto will reside in your opposite sign of Aquarius for the next 18 years. This encourages you to expand your focus beyond yourself, and to help humanity as a whole. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 15, 21, 37, 36.
You may find yourself protective and nurturing of a person or endeavour for a few weeks. While this is generally positive, be aware of the temptation to be smothering. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 24, 28, 44, 46.
You may feel conflicted early this week between your needs and those of ones close to you. How might you use your Libra equanimity to achieve a win-win outcome? Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 18, 22, 30, 32.
Midweek, you may find that your intuitive window into the feelings of others is dampened down. Take advantage of these few days to rest and to restore your psyche. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 17, 28, 31, 39.
You may be particularly chatty at week’s end due to your natural enthusiasm. Be careful of speaking impulsively or you may accidentally put your foot in your mouth. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 13, 39, 40, 48.
Your normally ambitious nature may be subdued for several weeks. You might avoid conflict with others by working to truly understand their views of the matter. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 9, 21, 22, 45.
The shift of Pluto into Aquarius is beginning to be felt. Look for an opportunity at week’s end to present a well-defined plan of what you might want to accomplish now. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 26, 39, 40, 42.
You may feel highly sensitive interacting with others, and have difficulty communicating your ideas. Maybe postpone important conversations until this dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 13, 21, 22, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Cloak hacks: Jon Snow’s iconic fur cloak in the hit fantasy series Game of Thrones is made from IKEA rugs. The Swedish brand’s rugs were trimmed and fitted with leather, creating a luxurious look while cleverly saving on the show’s budget.
City crawlers: A new species of ant, dubbed the “ManhattAnt,” was discovered in the medians of New York City. Scientists believe it is unique to the world, likely thriving on processed food scraps found in the urban environment.
Island drift: The U.S. state of Hawaii creeps about 2.76 inches (7 cm) closer to Alaska every year due to tectonic plate shifts. Resting on the Pacific Plate, the islands drift northwest at about the same pace as fingernails grow, marking a slow geological journey.
Brick power: LEGO bricks are tougher than you think. Their plastic can handle more compression than concrete! One small LEGO brick could support the weight of thousands of others, though they’re far too expensive for real-world buildings.
Whistle reunion: Dolphins have a clever way of identifying themselves. They use whistles as names! When they want to find someone, they mimic that dolphin’s unique whistle, making them the first animals besides humans known to use names.
A compulsive golfer is a crackputt.
A tornado married a twister. It was a whirlwind romance.
Boy: “My father is a night watchman.”
Girl: “Does he work at a factory?”
Boy: “No, an observatory.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ball game.
Why did Zorro engage in so many sword fights? He was leading a duel life.
A tornado married a twister. It was a whirlwind romance.
Boy: “My father is a night watchman.”
Girl: “Does he work at a factory?”
Boy: “No, an observatory.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ball game.
Why did Zorro engage in so many sword fights? He was leading a duel life.
Trivia Answers: 1. Giant squid 2. White 3. True 4. Chile
5. Neverland
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Fiery clash: In Morelia, Mexico, a conflict over prime busking territory led to an extraordinary street brawl between a fire-breathing street performer and a mariachi band. Captured by surveillance cameras, the incident begins with a mariachi player chasing and headlocking the performer. The tables turn dramatically as the fire-breather starts exhaling flames, igniting the musicians’ clothing. This intense clash occurred outside El Inferno, a local taco spot, with the fire-breather requiring hospital care. Such fierce competition among street performers in Mexico occasionally leads to violent encounters, though this might be the first involving fire breathing.
Towering failure: Goldin Finance 117, a 596-metre (1,955-ft.) skyscraper in Tianjin, China, holds the title of the world’s tallest abandoned building. Originally intended as a luxury real estate centrepiece, the project was plagued by financial issues that halted construction multiple times. Despite efforts to resume work, the skyscraper remains unfinished. Its planned 128 floors were designed for hotels, commercial spaces, and operational services. Self-financing and market fluctuations led to the Goldin Group developer eventually abandoning the project. This towering structure now serves as a cautionary tale of over-ambition. Its failure prompted stricter regulations on skyscraper projects in China.
Cashew colossus: In Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil, the Cajueiro de Pirangi (Cashew Tree of Pirangi) holds the title of the world’s largest cashew tree. Its crown sprawls more than 8,000 square metres (86,100 sq. ft.) with a circumference of about 500 metres (1,640 ft.). It yields about 60,000 cashew fruits each year. Tourists flock to see this natural wonder, which grows sideways due to a genetic mutation, so its branches root upon contact with the ground. This remarkable growth makes it difficult to identify the original trunk. Believed to be over a thousand years old, the tree offers a unique spectacle that is best appreciated from a high vantage point. The tree is a major local attraction.
Unique vintage: In London, England, content creator Emilie Rae collaborated with Renegade Urban Winery to create a special wine. She personally stomped the grapes from Spain and Lebanon with her bare feet, producing a full-bodied cabernet sauvignon. Rae, who shares content online, is marketing the product to her dedicated followers. Despite nearly slipping and injuring herself during the process, she believes her fans will appreciate that she took part in producing the wine herself. Rae sees this project as a heartfelt tribute to her supporters, offering them a chance to savour a unique, lovingly made wine, though for a price. Each bottle is £100 (GBP).
We couldn't locate Emilie's video but here is one from Renegade Urban Winery...
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzoni
“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” - William Shakespeare
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Treasure Island: A fun-filled family frolic for those who enjoy booing, cheering, singing & laughing at a lighthearted pantomime. Until Dec. 29, Village Theatre, Qualicum. www.echoplayers.ca
It’s Christmas with Maureen Washington: Presented by Knox on Friday, December 20, 7pm. Tickets are $30 and available at Eventbrite, Close to You Ladies Fashions, Fireside Books & Edge Outdoors. Cash only at retail stores. 345 Pym St., Parksville.
Blue Christmas: A service of hope for the moments of sadness in this season of joy. Join others Sat., Dec. 21, 2pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. For more information: www.standrewsnanaimo.ca or 250-758-2676.
A Festive Holiday Concert: With Ty Koch & Nico Rhodes brought to you by Unity Vancouver Island on Sat., Dec. 21, 7:30pm, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas Eve Candlelight Services: Held at 4 & 7pm. Christmas Day worship at 10am. All are welcome at Our Saviour Lutheran Church. 795 Island Highway West, Parksville.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
New Year’s Eve Dance by PA Picklers: Held Tuesday, Dec. 31 at the Italian Hall, Port Alberni. Tickets are $60 per person (ages 19+) & include two live bands playing 70’s & 80’s music. Tickets are cash only & available at Jays Lace It Up, Jim’s Clothes Closet, Noteable Music & Walk the Coast. Doors open at 7pm, music plays from 8:30-12:30pm.
Family New Years Eve Dance: Presented by Cowichan Folk Guild. Performances by the Unfaithful Servants, Whiskey River & special guests on Tuesday, December 31, 7:30pm. $55 per person, kids 14 & under are free. Sold at Ten Old Books & islandsfolk.tickit.ca Full bar service, hors d’oeuvres. neighbourhood shuttle, kids adventure zone & more. Eagles Hall Duncan, 2965 Boys Rd., Duncan.
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The Mississippi River begins in the U.S. state of Minnesota, Montana, or Mississippi ?
2. Hamlet sees the ghost of his mother or father?
3. Fish travel in schools. What about whales?
4. Calculus is a type of math that addresses rates of change - T/F?
5. The berries on the hawthorn tree are called what?
2. Hamlet sees the ghost of his mother or father?
3. Fish travel in schools. What about whales?
4. Calculus is a type of math that addresses rates of change - T/F?
5. The berries on the hawthorn tree are called what?
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You may have experienced the last 18 months as a condensed period of karmic resolution. As this phase starts coming to an end, what have you learned about yourself? Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 19, 30, 39, 42.
Expect the unexpected toward week’s end, particularly related to your relationships with others. Can you find an outside-the-box solution to any conflict that emerges? Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 19, 21, 23, 34.
You may find yourself surrounded by chaotic energy in this holiday week. Be sure to get enough rest and carefully think through any decisions you need to consider. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 15, 16, 37, 46.
Over the next few weeks, others may wonder what happened to your nurturing personality. You might be focused on building your own successes, for a change. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 16, 33, 43, 46.
You might be tempted to take impulsive action at the beginning of the week. Adjusting your view of the situation may allow you to make a more considered decision. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 16, 17, 19, 27.
The energy for the next few weeks may support your practical and grounded nature. If you have postponed a project that requires a lot of work, now may be a good time. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 22, 30, 40, 43.
Over the last 18 months, a number of insights about your shadow may have emerged from your unconscious. Are you ready to move on from its guilt and fear triggers? Lucky numbers: 16, 17, 19, 23, 28, 41.
Your intuitive abilities may be heightened midweek, and could impact your emotional reactions. Please keep this in mind while interacting with others during the holidays. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 8, 21, 32, 39.
Your natural optimism may be heightened at week’s end. Enjoy the holidays, but remember the adage, “All things in moderation.” Later you might be glad that you did so. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 14.
Have you taken the time yet to evaluate what you may have achieved this year and developed a set of plans for the new year? If not, why? What are you waiting for? Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 23, 28, 32, 43.
During the next few weeks, an opportunity may arise that you previously might not have considered. Could it help you accomplish your objective in a new way? Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 18, 21, 22, 30.
You may find yourself of two minds about how to proceed. Focus on self awareness about the situation. If you’re frustrated, avoid any temptation to argue with others. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 14, 23, 37, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Sky-high marvel: The Willis Tower, a Chicago, Illinois (U.S.), icon, formerly known as the Sears Tower, offers breathtaking views from its Skydeck, where visitors can see four different states on a clear day. This architectural giant was designed to sway gracefully with the wind.
Super cattle: Beefalo, a hybrid of cattle and bison, blend the traits of both species: the hardiness of bison with the milking ease of cattle. This innovative hybrid aims to improve meat quality and efficiency in production.
Tasty ID: Just like fingerprints, your tongue has its own unique “print.” Scientists discovered that each tongue’s shape and texture are one of a kind. This could even be used for future identity verification through advanced imaging technology.
Presidential pets: U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt was known for having an eclectic collection of pets, including a hyena named Bill, a gift from Emperor Menelik II of Ethiopia. Roosevelt taught Bill tricks while the animal was living at the White House.
Banana glow: While bananas look yellow to the naked eye, they reveal a secret under black lights: a blue glow! This happens because the chlorophyll in bananas breaks down as they ripen, causing the fruit to fluoresce and emit a blue hue under UV light.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kissimmee. Kissimmee who? Kissimmee a frog and he becomes a prince.
Why does a mother kangaroo hope it doesn’t rain? Because the kids have to play inside.
Humpty Dumpty is just a shell of his former self.
Did you hear about the paranoid bloodhound? He thought everyone was following him.
Mr. Crow: “I don’t feel like going to work today.”
Mrs. Crow: “Well, caw in sick.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Minnesota 2. Father 3. Pods 4. True 5. Haws
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