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August 3 - 9, 2026
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
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Peanut patch: A long-running study has found that a simple skin patch can help toddlers become less reactive to peanuts by introducing tiny amounts of peanut protein through the skin. The treatment guides the immune system to handle small exposures, lowering the chance of a dangerous reaction from an accident. Children who started on a placebo later used the real patch and showed steady gains as their tolerance improved. Many could handle small amounts of peanuts without strong symptoms, and the patch’s safety record stayed solid throughout the treatment. Mild skin irritation was the most common issue. Parents still need medical guidance, but the results point to a practical way of reducing risk.
Roman routes: A group of researchers has built a detailed online map showing the old roads stretching across the Roman world, working much like a Google Maps-style guide for ancient travel. Their project used records, landscape studies, and satellite images to create a clearer view of how people once moved across long distances. The map displays major routes and smaller paths, making it easier to picture trips between far-off cities. It also adjusts earlier guesses by following natural terrain, since Roman roads often curved around mountains. Travellers can explore these ancient paths much like modern directions, seeing how roads linked distant regions. It’s a simple tool that helps bring the empire’s movement to life.
Pattern heritage: In a village in Burkina Faso, families build thick earthen homes that are later coated with painted designs reflecting Kassena traditions. Men shape the walls during the dry months, and before the rains arrive, the community gathers so women can add protective and decorative patterns. The oldest women choose the designs, and younger helpers learn by taking part in the work. Local pigments provide red, white, and black colours with meanings tied to courage, honesty, and the unseen world. Symbols range from animals to simple shapes linked to daily life. As people walk through the clustered homes, they see how practical construction has become a way for the community to show its shared culture.
Bird guard: In Menlo Park, California (U.S.), schools have turned to life-size coyote statues to keep crows and geese from covering play areas with droppings. The idea came from a Canadian suggestion that these figures help scare off geese in public parks, and staff hoped the same trick would help their fields stay clean. Once placed near lunch spots and open spaces, the models quickly reduced the mess that custodians had struggled with for years. Nearby schools later added their own statues after seeing the results. Some neighbours even phoned in warnings before learning the coyotes were fake, adding humour to the mix. The statues now stand as easy, low-maintenance helpers for busy campuses.
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46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CoombsBluegrass.org
'Good Night Desdemona’: Presented by Echo Players until August 2 at Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Showtimes Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sunday’s, 2pm. Tickets at: echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522. Warning: Suggestive language.
Nanaimo’s 25th annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Held Thurs., Aug. 6, 9pm at Swa-a-lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. All welcome. 250-753-3015.
Rally for Transit: Friday, August 7th, 12 noon-2pm at Duncan City Square. Organized by Better Transit Cowichan. For info, email: cowichantransitriders@proton.me or text: 250.920.5237.
Volunteer Nanaimo Garage Sale: Sat., Aug. 8, 9am-1pm, 3148 Barons Rd. Donation drop off Aug. 3-7, 9am-3pm. Proceeds go to the Silver Adventures Seniors’ Program at Volunteer Nanaimo. Info: 250-758-7121.
Free Community Event: Held at Bethel Baptist Church, 463 Ypres St., Duncan on August 8, 12-3pm. BBQ, face painting, bouncy castle & more. Everyone is welcome.
Cobble Hill 117th Fair Entry Registration: Come in-person & register your entries on August 8, 1-6 pm at the Youth Hall, 3565 Watson Ave, Cobble Hill. The Cobble Hill Fair is on August 22nd.
Denman Art Studio Tour: Visit artists working studios on Denman Island Aug 15 & 16, 10am-5pm. 27 artists & 20 studios. Free, self-guided tour. Download maps at: visitdenmanisland.ca/events
Parksville Sand Sculpting Competition & Exhibition runs until Aug 16th at the Parksville Community Park. Open daily from 9:30am to 8:30pm.
Celebrate Nanaimo Lion’s Club 80th Anniversary: Free event held at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo on August 22, 10am-2pm. Welcoming new members with new ideas & new energy to continue to serve the community. Contact us at nanaimolions@gmail.com
Nanaimo Horticultural Society 80th Anniversary: Come celebrate at Maffeo Sutton Park, Sun., August 23 11am- 3pm at the Lions Pavillion. Free workshops & master gardeners onsite. For more info visit: nanaimohort.org
Nanaimo Commercial Street Night Market: Every Thursday until Aug 27 from 5-9pm. Come support local vendors & downtown merchants.
Free Scottish Legend Puppet Show: For ages 2 - 92 on August, 27, 2-2:45pm at Mill Bay Library, 2720 Mill Bay Rd #310. A gentle & magical 45 minute show offered by local Flying Silk Marionette Puppet Theatre.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held August 29, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Alberni Valley Lions Club Children’s Bullhead Derby: Held Saturday, August 29, 9-11:30am at the Alberni Lighthouse Marina (formerly Harbour Quay). Participants must be accompanied by an adult. Bring your own gear. Lots of fun & prizes!
2026 Port Alberni Salmon Festival: Starting Sept. 4 and running throughout the weekend. Affordable, family-friendly event that celebrates the salmon, food, beverages, music, & art of the Alberni Valley. Bring the family & share in the festivities!
NDSS Class of ‘81 Reunion: Join us Sept. 5 for a casual social for grads, classmates & guests. $50/person. Reconnect & reminisce. Info/rsvp: grad81ndss@gmail.com
Fall in Love with Fall Market: Held Sat., Sept. 19, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Aristans, crafters, health & wellness & more. To rent a table, call Julia, 250-240-0516.
Metaphysical Physic & Wellness Fair: Presented by ‘Shift in Action’ on Sept. 26, Nov. 28, 10am-4pm at Knox United Church, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Psychics, readers, intuitive healers, crystals & metaphysical gifts. Free admission & door prizes. Info: Eva: 250-228-1009.
The D.A.D. Project: A memorial scholarship fund for a Forestry student. Proceeds to NRGH’s mental health & addiction services. Email fastpaws@shaw.ca or call 250-585-0884.
Cowichan Neighbourhood House Youth Nights: Held every Friday, 4-7pm. 10-18 yrs. Drop-in, no fees. Food & entertainment provided. 9806 Willow St., Chemainus. More info: info@cnha.ca
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
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1. This children’s author originated the word “nerd”?
2. Including its pedestal, is the Statue of Liberty 100, 215, or 305 feet tall?
3. A cucumber is a fruit - T/F?
4. Who wrote Peter Pan?
5. SONAR stands for ______ navigation and ranging.
2. Including its pedestal, is the Statue of Liberty 100, 215, or 305 feet tall?
3. A cucumber is a fruit - T/F?
4. Who wrote Peter Pan?
5. SONAR stands for ______ navigation and ranging.
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Chiron, a minor planet, is briefly occupying Taurus, after a long transit to Aries Sun. Consider how to use this aspect to evaluate your healing journey right now. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 15, 16, 40, 42.
When Chiron enters Taurus, it will interact with your Sun over the next eight years. During this opening salvo, consider what is needed to heal old emotional wounds. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 14, 16, 23, 44.
You may be tempted midweek to aggressively talk your way through a situation. Softening your style might be more productive, in the long run, for all concerned. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 18, 23, 40, 47.
Your emotions may be running high at the week’s end. Consider retreating then, to regroup and reset. This could help you start next week with a calmer attitude. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 13, 24, 33, 40.
For a few weeks, you may find that what you say is very persuasive to others. In negotiating, resist temptation to manoeuvre the situation solely in your favour. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 19, 30, 43, 45.
Virgos are known for attention to detail. But sometimes your presentation would benefit from more pizzazz. The next few weeks may offer you such an opportunity. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 13, 22, 35, 39..
The next month may offer you a chance to focus on romantic love. This might help if you are looking for a partner or to improve a current relationship. Lucky numbers: 5, 12, 27, 39, 42, 45.
Early this week, you may be engaged with someone whose agenda you oppose. If you can’t find common ground, perhaps wait a few days before making any decisions. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 7, 11, 24, 34.
You may find yourself faced with several options at midweek. Sort through the pros and cons, but consider postponing any definitive action for a few days. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 13, 17, 26, 46.
You may find yourself torn between your head and your heart for a few days at week’s end. Might you be able to find a compromise that meets the needs of both? Lucky numbers: 9, 17, 27, 28, 42, 44.
Sometimes it is difficult for Aquarius to communicate their lofty goals in ways that inspire others. The next few weeks may offer you an opportunity to do this. Lucky numbers: 16, 25, 31, 33, 34, 35.
Pisces has esoteric insights that may be hard to describe to others with a more mundane lens. For the next few weeks, would adjusting your viewpoint help with this? Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 18, 23, 35, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 30.
Colour squirrel: India’s Malabar giant squirrel is known for its striking mix of colours and unusually long body. Living high in the forest canopy, it stores a wide range of foods and uses its bold coat to blend into shifting light among the branches.
Ancient tunes: Early humans carved basic flutes from bird and mammoth bones more than 35,000 years ago. These simple instruments show that people were making organized sound long ago with whatever materials they could obtain.
Luck tap: People often knock on wood after saying something optimistic, as a ritual to keep misfortune away. One theory links the habit to early beliefs that trees held protective spirits, so tapping the wood was seen as a way to ask for support.
Sand ban: Some Spanish beaches have outlawed casual sandcastle building, turning a childhood pastime into a ticketed offence. The rule aims to keep the shoreline clear, meaning even a simple tower might require official permission first.
Bark spice: Cinnamon starts as the inner bark of select tropical trees, trimmed away in thin sheets, and dried and rolled into the sticks we know. This simple preparation keeps the bark usable, allowing its natural warm aroma to shine when added to food.
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Dad: “I was a lot better at history than you are.”
Son: “Well, there was a lot less of it then!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Aaron on the barbershop floor.
Why do refrigerators hum? They don’t know the words.
Sign outside of an exterminator: We make mouse calls!
An amoeba walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Pay your tab before you split.”
Son: “Well, there was a lot less of it then!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Aaron on the barbershop floor.
Why do refrigerators hum? They don’t know the words.
Sign outside of an exterminator: We make mouse calls!
An amoeba walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Pay your tab before you split.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Dr. Seuss 2. 305 3. True 4. J.M. Barrie
5. Sound
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Heritage hold: In western Germany, Eltz Castle stands above a looping river and has remained under one family’s care for roughly eight centuries. Different branches of the family once lived in linked sections, maintaining shared spaces through a cooperative arrangement that kept the property unified. That stability helped it avoid the conflicts that dismantled many older estates. Its mix of architectural styles reflects centuries of gradual changes shaped by the needs of its residents. Inside, furnished rooms still display artwork and heirlooms that survived shifting eras. The surrounding forest is protected as well, allowing visitors to see a landmark maintained through steady, long-term stewardship.
Alloy leap: Engineers exploring new metal mixes have created a 3D-printed aluminum blend that stays firm under high heat and remains much lighter than materials often used in aircraft parts. Their process relied on computer tools to narrow down promising combinations before shaping the final mixture layer by layer. The printed version formed tightly packed structures that held their strength during testing, surprising the team with how durable it became. Because of its heat tolerance, the new metal could help replace heavier pieces found in engines and other equipment. If adopted widely, its lighter weight could make future machines more efficient without altering how they look or work.
Land link: Along Turkey’s northern Aegean coast, archaeologists have uncovered stone tools that suggest early humans once crossed a land route now hidden beneath the sea. The finds came from several spots near Ayvalık, showing people lived and travelled across terrain that later sank as waters rose. The region’s shifting ground had long made evidence hard to detect, leaving major gaps in research. These tools, shaped in styles seen across Africa, Asia, and Europe, hint that this coastline may have offered another path into the continent. The research team that led the excavation believes future studies may uncover even more evidence. The results place Ayvalık on the map as a possible link in early human movement.
Glass mystery: A bargain purchase from a small thrift shop in the town of Moffat, Scotland, led an antiques hunter to a windowpane that may have once belonged to King Robert the Bruce in the 1300s. After cleaning away layers of grime, he uncovered a detailed figure surrounded by Latin text naming the Scottish ruler. Curious about its age, he contacted specialists who noted the medieval style of the paintwork and panel construction. Some historians suggested it might have been part of a castle linked to the king’s campaigns across the region. The finder hopes the piece will be studied more closely, since its preserved condition suggests it may hold useful clues about where it truly came from.
“Truth is powerful and it prevails” - Sojourner Truth
“By forgetting the past and by throwing myself into other interests, I forget to worry.” - Jack Dempsey
“By forgetting the past and by throwing myself into other interests, I forget to worry.” - Jack Dempsey
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46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CoombsBluegrass.org
'Good Night Desdemona’: Presented by Echo Players until August 2 at Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Showtimes Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sunday’s, 2pm. Tickets at: echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522. Warning: Suggestive language.
Nanaimo’s 25th annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Held Thurs., Aug. 6, 9pm at Swa-a-lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. All welcome. 250-753-3015.
Rally for Transit: Friday, August 7th, 12 noon-2pm at Duncan City Square. Organized by Better Transit Cowichan. For info, email: cowichantransitriders@proton.me or text: 250.920.5237.
Free Community Event: Held at Bethel Baptist Church, 463 Ypres St., Duncan on August 8, 12-3pm. BBQ, face painting, bouncy castle & more. Everyone is welcome.
Denman Art Studio Tour: Visit artists working studios on Denman Island Aug 15 & 16, 10am-5pm. 27 artists & 20 studios. Free, self-guided tour. Download maps at: visitdenmanisland.ca/events
Parksville Sand Sculpting Competition & Exhibition runs until Aug 16th at the Parksville Community Park. Open daily from 9:30am to 8:30pm.
Nanaimo Commercial Street Night Market: Every Thursday until Aug 27 from 5-9pm. Come support local vendors & downtown merchants.
Free Scottish Legend Puppet Show: For ages 2 - 92 on August, 27, 2-2:45pm at Mill Bay Library, 2720 Mill Bay Rd #310. A gentle & magical 45 minute show offered by local Flying Silk Marionette Puppet Theatre.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held August 29, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Alberni Valley Lions Club Children’s Bullhead Derby: Held Saturday, August 29, 9-11:30am at the Alberni Lighthouse Marina (formerly Harbour Quay). Participants must be accompanied by an adult. Bring your own gear. Lots of fun & prizes!
2026 Port Alberni Salmon Festival: Starting Sept. 4 and running throughout the weekend. Affordable, family-friendly event that celebrates the salmon, food, beverages, music, & art of the Alberni Valley. Bring the family & share in the festivities!
NDSS Class of ‘81 Reunion: Join us Sept. 5 for a casual social for grads, classmates & guests. $50/person. Reconnect & reminisce. Info/rsvp: grad81ndss@gmail.com
Metaphysical Physic & Wellness Fair: Presented by ‘Shift in Action’ on Sept. 26, Nov. 28, 10am-4pm at Knox United Church, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Psychics, readers, intuitive healers, crystals & metaphysical gifts. Free admission & door prizes. Info: Eva: 250-228-1009.
Cowichan Neighbourhood House Youth Nights: Held every Friday, 4-7pm. 10-18 yrs. Drop-in, no fees. Food & entertainment provided. 9806 Willow St., Chemainus. More info: info@cnha.ca
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Mozart began composing music when he was __ years old.
2. In chess, the game is over when this piece is checkmated.
3. Potter Philip Grieble invented the bird bath, garden gnome, or travel mug?
4. The word “berserk” comes from Viking warriors called Berserkers - T/F?
5. Which vegetable’s popularity increased because of the comic Popeye?
2. In chess, the game is over when this piece is checkmated.
3. Potter Philip Grieble invented the bird bath, garden gnome, or travel mug?
4. The word “berserk” comes from Viking warriors called Berserkers - T/F?
5. Which vegetable’s popularity increased because of the comic Popeye?
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The usual caution for Aries is to avoid being too impatient. However, the energy at the start of this week gives you a green light to pursue your highest goals. Lucky numbers: 1, 12, 17, 29, 38, 44.
A Taurus often relies on their physical senses in decision making and taking action. But midweek, you may have an opportunity to integrate a more intuitive approach. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 13, 25, 40, 47.
You may be in a stalemate early in the week regarding an important relationship. A resolution might be possible, but you need to keep your ego out of the situation. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 11, 23, 24, 27.
At midweek, your emotions may want to take the reins. This might be a good time to process your feelings, but consider waiting a few days for any important decisions. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 19, 22, 38.
Your natural enthusiasm may get a midweek boost. Take advantage of opportunities, but be cautious about overdoing the situation. It may come back to bite you. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 13, 26, 32, 41.
At midweek, your normal grounded nature and attention to detail may be disrupted. Things could return to normal in a few days. Use this time for a much needed break. Lucky numbers: 8, 19, 20, 25, 42, 46.
Is there something you want to do but haven’t been able to summon the courage to begin? The energy at week’s end might give you the boost you need. Lucky numbers: 13, 30, 32, 41, 43, 44.
Scorpio intuition may offer insights into the shadow side of others, which can be difficult to process. Midweek energy could help you find compassion. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 23, 30, 42, 47.
You may get a significant boost of energy at week’s end. This might help you accomplish more than usual, but only if you are clear about what you want and why. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 17, 36, 41, 45.
A new opportunity may present itself early in the week. But it might require flexibility on your part, especially to integrate the needs of others into your plans. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 20, 23, 31, 44.
Your goals may have a long-term horizon. However, the full moon in the middle of the week might provide the energy to complete one component of your plan. Lucky numbers: 15, 19, 21, 22, 25, 40.
Maintaining your emotional balance may be difficult midweek. Consciously focus on positive choices and actions right now. This dynamic should ease in a few days. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 16, 20, 25, 37.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Giant penguin: Fossils found in Antarctica reveal a prehistoric penguin that stood nearly seven feet tall (2 m), taller than most people today. This “colossus penguin” likely weighed as much as a person and could dive for long stretches underwater.
Vision revolution: Early glasses began as small glass lenses used by the Romans to read fine text. Centuries later, Italian craftsmen joined two magnifiers with a hinge, creating the first spectacles and literally changing how people saw the world.
Tire titan: LEGO, the well-known toy company, produces more tires than any major tire maker, turning out hundreds of millions each year for its toy vehicles. These small rubber wheels earn LEGO the title of the world’s largest tire manufacturer.
Soapy genes: Most people enjoy cilantro for its bright, fresh flavour, but a few experience something very different. A genetic variation makes some people sensitive to certain compounds in the leaves, giving the herb an unmistakable soapy flavour.
Forest smile: In Oregon (U.S.), a reforestation project once arranged two types of trees into the shape of a giant smiley face. Each fall, their changing colours reveal the cheerful design to anyone traveling through the area.
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In Sweden, 30% of car accidents involve a moose. I say don’t let them drive.
Goblin: “Are you ready to go out?”
Witch: “One minute, I have to use some scare spray.”
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
I hear the post office is a mail-dominated industry.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen over to tie my shoes.
Goblin: “Are you ready to go out?”
Witch: “One minute, I have to use some scare spray.”
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
I hear the post office is a mail-dominated industry.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen over to tie my shoes.
Trivia Answers: 1. Five 2. King 3. Garden gnome 4. True 5. Spinach
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Map walk: In the village of Klejtrup, Denmark, a farmer turned the edge of a lake into a walkable map of the world using stones gathered from nearby fields over many years. What began as a personal pastime grew into a full outdoor model where visitors can step from one continent to another in minutes. Each section was carefully shaped to match coastlines, with certain northern regions repeated to avoid the size distortions found on common wall maps. Paths, flags, and small bridges now guide travellers across the layout, making the globe feel surprisingly compact. The project remains a local landmark, offering a simple way to explore geography on foot.
Owl currency: Long before the modern Greek one-euro coin was minted, an earlier version of the same owl was used across the ancient world, first appearing around 2,500 years ago. In Athens, silver tetradrachm coins showed Athena on one side and her owl with an olive sprig on the other, becoming a well-known trade currency for merchants and travellers. The design stayed mostly the same for generations, making the “owl” one of the most familiar coins of its time. Greece later chose this symbol for the national side of its one-euro coin, keeping the bird inside a border shaped like an old piece of silver. Today the image connects the coin in people’s hands with Greece’s long history and the stories that shaped it.
Waldo goodwill: While helping build a new children’s hospital, a construction worker in Indiana (U.S.) found an unexpected way to lift young patients’ spirits. Drawing on his love of art, he created a large wooden Where’s Waldo figure at home and painted it with help from his daughter. Once finished, he began placing the character in shifting spots around the work site so kids watching from an upper floor could search for it each day. Nurses soon joined in by passing along sightings, turning it into a small routine that brightened hospital stays for many children. The simple game also built a connection between the crews and the children’s families, showing how a light idea can offer comfort during difficult moments.
Cactus sealant: Builders in parts of rural Mexico still rely on a cactus-based mixture to protect adobe homes, using a method passed down since long before modern materials arrived. The process begins by boiling pieces of prickly pear cactus until they release a thick gel that blends with water and lime, creating a coating that helps walls resist moisture and pests. Researchers have recently revisited this approach, studying faster ways to collect the gel for natural building work. The mixture can also strengthen handmade bricks, helping homes last in tough climates. Beyond construction, the same cactus is inspiring biodegradable products, showing how an old plant tradition remains useful today.
“The power to question is the basis of all human progress.” - Indira Gandhi
“If science fiction is the mythology of modern technology, then its myth is tragic.” - Ursula K. Le Guin
“If science fiction is the mythology of modern technology, then its myth is tragic.” - Ursula K. Le Guin
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Music in the Park: Featuring The New Groovement at the Cobble Hill Commons, 1741 Fisher Rd., on Thursday, July 23, 6:30-8pm. Activities for children. By donation.
Nanaimo Bathtub Race: Runs July 24 - 26. Featuring a multi-day marine festival. Vendors, a kids’ zone & live concerts. The main event, the Great International World Championship Bathtub Race, takes place Sun., July 26, 11am & covers a 58 km open-ocean course.
42nd Islands Folk Festival: Held at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd., Duncan, July 24-26. World class music & family fun all weekend. Workshops, activities, vendors & Art Hive.
Metaphysical Physic & Wellness Fair: Presented by ‘Shift in Action’ on July 25, Sept. 26, Nov. 28, 10am-4pm at Knox United Church, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Psychics, readers, intuitive healers, crystals & metaphysical gifts. Free admission & door prizes. Info: Eva: 250-228-1009.
Cherry Point Artists Art Sale: Cherry Point Winery, 840 Cherry Point Road, Cobble Hill on July 25, 11am-3pm. Original art at great prices.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Wed., July 29, 6:30-7:30pm. Please wear flat soled shoes or runners. Located at 149 E. Stanford Ave. Info: www.parksvillelawnbowlingclub.com
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CoombsBluegrass.org
'Good Night Desdemona’: Presented by Echo Players until August 2 at Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Showtimes Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sunday’s, 2pm. Tickets at: echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522. Warning: Suggestive language.
Nanaimo’s 25th annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Held Thurs., Aug. 6, 9pm at Swa-a-lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. All welcome. 250-753-3015.
Rally for Transit: Friday, August 7th, 12 noon-2pm at Duncan City Square. Organized by Better Transit Cowichan. For info, email: cowichantransitriders@proton.me or text: 250.920.5237.
Free Scottish Legend Puppet Show: For ages 2 - 92 on August, 27, 2-2:45pm at Mill Bay Library, 2720 Mill Bay Rd #310. A gentle & magical 45 minute show offered by local Flying Silk Marionette Puppet Theatre.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held August 29, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
2026 Port Alberni Salmon Festival: Starting Sept. 4 and running throughout the weekend. Affordable, family-friendly event that celebrates the salmon, food, beverages, music, & art of the Alberni Valley. Bring the family & share in the festivities!
NDSS Class of ‘81 Reunion: Join us Sept. 5 for a casual social for grads, classmates & guests. $50/person. Reconnect & reminisce. Info/rsvp: grad81ndss@gmail.com
Cowichan Neighbourhood House Youth Nights: Held every Friday, 4-7pm. 10-18 yrs. Drop-in, no fees. Food & entertainment provided. 9806 Willow St., Chemainus. More info: info@cnha.ca
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
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1. Which actress starred in the movie Some Like It Hot?
2. How many bones are in the adult human body?
3. No bears are native to Australia - T/F?
4. “Fauntleroy” is the middle name of this Disney character.
5. A tennis ball has fuzz to slow it down, speed it up, or extend its use?
2. How many bones are in the adult human body?
3. No bears are native to Australia - T/F?
4. “Fauntleroy” is the middle name of this Disney character.
5. A tennis ball has fuzz to slow it down, speed it up, or extend its use?
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Have you figured out yet what you are here to do? The evolutionary energy at work now could help to reshape your life, but you need to be patient. Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 26, 31, 37, 38.
Taurus always means well, even when they act like the proverbial bull in a china shop. The midweek energy might help soften this dynamic, so take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 17, 25, 38, 41.
Luck may very well be on your side early this week. Be sure to look at potential opportunities through the lens of their calculated risks, before making a decision. Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 18, 26, 37, 40.
If you want to make a presentation or communicate in another public way, consider doing so during the next few weeks. Your nurturing style could appeal to others now. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 15, 25, 28, 46.
Your birthday month is a good time to review your prior year accomplishments and set goals for the new one. Consider choosing ones that align with your highest values. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 25, 41, 44, 48.
Choosing between results and relationships, Virgos often lean toward results. Midweek energy offers an opportunity to shift more toward nurturing connections to others. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 12, 20, 33, 48.
Libras are often reluctant to tout their accomplishments, giving credit to others. But at midweek, try to take the opportunity to shine and let everyone see your light. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 13, 23, 35, 36.
Early this week, you may be uncomfortable with the intuitive insights that are revealed to you. Resist the temptation to overreact. Wait a few days for this phase to pass. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 16, 23, 29, 39.
Your natural optimism may expand midweek. Take advantage of this dynamic, but be conscious of your enthusiasm encouraging you to overreach in risk taking. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 8, 26, 29, 44.
Your ambitions to succeed at your endeavours get an extra boost at the end of the week. Be careful not to run roughshod over those you care about in the process. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 13, 14, 20, 40.
You might be in a stalemate this week about what you want vs. your role in the world. If you consider it carefully, you may realize they are the same thing. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 13.
At midweek, others may want to lean on you for more than you can give. One way to aid them might be to find a way that they can help themselves. Lucky numbers: 18, 21, 23, 28, 32, 33.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 37.
Frog bite: Frogs might look toothless, but some secretly have tiny teeth neatly tucked along the top of their mouths. Others even grow small, fang-like edges, showing that frogs’ mouths aren’t quite as simple as they seem.
Brow power: Eyebrows do more than simply frame a face. They help block sweat and rain from the eyes, and their shape guides moisture safely to the sides. Even so, they still manage to reveal every emotion you try to hide.
Sprout story: Brussel sprouts are named for Belgium’s capital, where they became a favourite long ago. Their plant ancestors grew around the Mediterranean, but these tiny greens now thrive in cooler climates and are popular worldwide.
Rhythmic seal: A California sea lion named Ronan surprised scientists by learning to bob her head to music. She could even match new tempos, proving that keeping a beat isn’t just for humans and parrots after all.
Painted skies: High above Iceland, nacreous clouds can glow with soft, shimmering colours that change as the light moves. Made of tiny ice crystals in the cold stratosphere, they often form smooth, rolling patterns, giving the sky a striking, unusual look.
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I told my suitcases, “No vacation this year.” Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
Al: “Why did you move to Hawaii?”
Sal: “So I could spend my vacations at home and still enjoy myself.”
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Maya. Maya who? Maya best friend?
I told my suitcases, “No vacation this year.” Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
Al: “Why did you move to Hawaii?”
Sal: “So I could spend my vacations at home and still enjoy myself.”
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Maya. Maya who? Maya best friend?
Trivia Answers: 1. Marilyn Monroe 2. 206 3. True 4. Donald Duck 5. Slow it down
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Nest retreat: In the forested outskirts of Harads, Sweden, visitors can stay inside a suspended structure called Biosphere, wrapped in hundreds of small birdhouses. The rounded suite is reached by an elevated walkway and offers windows on every side so guests can watch the surrounding wildlife. Its designers worked with bird specialists to turn the structure into habitat as well as lodging, adding shelters sized for many regional species. Inside, the room uses dark tones and wide sightlines to bring the colours and movement of the trees into the space. A rooftop platform provides a full-circle view of the woods and the nearby river. The project blends conservation ideas with design, inviting travellers to sleep among the creatures it helps support.
Golden books: Long before online videos shaped what kids read and watched, Little Golden Books changed how families brought stories into their homes. Instead of relying on expensive hardcovers or whatever was available at the library, parents could pick up these colourful titles at grocery counters and newsstands. The small format made them easy for children to handle, and the bright covers stood out from other books of the time. As the series grew, it added familiar characters and simple stories that appealed to many households. Publishers began to notice the demand for affordable books made for everyday use. The format continues to adapt, helping new generations discover reading in an approachable way.
Honey shield: Conservation teams are testing whether active beehives can help protect marula trees from foraging elephants in a private reserve in South Africa. Their idea draws on earlier research showing that elephants tend to avoid buzzing swarms near sensitive areas on their faces. Some trees are fitted with hives, others with wire, and the rest are left unprotected so researchers can track differences over time. The hives also produce small batches of natural honey that local supporters have eagerly welcomed. Beeswax products have followed, adding another way to use the project’s work. By pairing tree protection with beekeeping, the team hopes to support both wildlife and nearby communities.
Ocean retreat: Off the southern coast of Norway, diners descend into an underwater dining room set partly below the sea, where a wide viewing pane looks onto drifting kelp and passing fish. The restaurant was engineered to withstand strong currents and harsh coastal weather, while its rough concrete exterior encourages marine life to attach and form a growing reef. Researchers use the structure to study underwater conditions with sensors placed around the building. In the kitchen, chefs rely on nearby waters for ingredients, often choosing species that are usually ignored. It’s a reminder that a restaurant can operate responsibly while staying closely tied to its environment.
“None but ourselves can free our minds.” - Bob Marley
“No matter how far a person can go, the horizon is still way beyond you.” - Zora Neal Hurston
“No matter how far a person can go, the horizon is still way beyond you.” - Zora Neal Hurston
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Rotary Colour Fest: Get ready to run, walk & get covered in colour. Registration is now open for the ‘Rotary Colour Walk’, one of the most fun & vibrant events of the summer. Live music, food trucks, vendors & family fun. Open to everyone Saturday, July 18, 10am to 2pm, at Blair Park, Port Alberni.
Raspberry Tea & Quilt Display: Held at Sylvan United Church, 985 Shawnigan Mill Bay Rd., on July 18, 2–4pm. Adults $20; children $10; family $35.
She-Sells Market & Fundraiser: Held Sunday, July 19, 10am-4pm at Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St., Parksville. Artisans, raffles, shopping & live performances by Island Harmoney A Cappella.
Nanaimo Bathtub Race: Runs July 24 - 26. Featuring a multi-day marine festival. Vendors, a kids’ zone & live concerts. The main event, the Great International World Championship Bathtub Race, takes place Sun., July 26, 11am & covers a 58 km open-ocean course.
42nd Islands Folk Festival: Held at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd., Duncan, July 24-26. World class music & family fun all weekend. Workshops, activities, vendors & Art Hive.
Metaphysical Physic & Wellness Fair: Presented by ‘Shift in Action’ on July 25, Sept. 26, Nov. 28, 10am-4pm at Knox United Church, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Psychics, readers, intuitive healers, crystals & metaphysical gifts. Free admission & door prizes. Info: Eva: 250-228-1009.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CoombsBluegrass.org
Nanaimo’s 25th annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Held Thurs., Aug. 6, 9pm at Swa-a-lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. All welcome. 250-753-3015.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held August 29, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
NDSS Class of ‘81 Reunion: Join us Sept. 5 for a casual social for grads, classmates & guests. $50/person. Reconnect & reminisce. Info/rsvp: grad81ndss@gmail.com
Cowichan Neighbourhood House Youth Nights: Held every Friday, 4-7pm. 10-18 yrs. Drop-in, no fees. Food & entertainment provided. 9806 Willow St., Chemainus. More info: info@cnha.ca
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
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1. Kofi Annan was the seventh General Secretary of the United Nations - T /F?
2. Which river runs through Paris, France?
3. Is the Greek god of blacksmithing Hephaestus, Mercury, or Poseidon?
4. A Juniper tree is deciduous - T/F?
5. In 1975, was the first Saturday Night Live guest host Bill Murray, George Carlin, or Prince?
2. Which river runs through Paris, France?
3. Is the Greek god of blacksmithing Hephaestus, Mercury, or Poseidon?
4. A Juniper tree is deciduous - T/F?
5. In 1975, was the first Saturday Night Live guest host Bill Murray, George Carlin, or Prince?
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An evolutionary aspect has been building for several weeks and is hitting a peak point now. If you haven’t yet decided on a course for your life, now is the time! Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 9, 21, 28, 36.
Two planetary heavy hitters, Uranus and Neptune, are aligned in this moment to catalyze human evolution. Taurus is not fond of change, but it may be required of you now. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 12, 15, 16, 18.
A motto for Gemini might be “so many things to do, so little time.” Now, however, the Universe may be nudging you in a particular direction, so pay attention. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 18, 27, 32, 47.
The new moon in your sign can be a powerful time for setting new intentions. Before proceeding, be sure that you truly know what your underlying motivation is. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 20, 28, 43, 45.
Your leadership abilities could be a natural draw to others early in the week. Be sure that you are leading them in a direction that might be a win for everyone. Lucky numbers: 9, 15, 17, 18, 26, 48.
At midweek, you may be tempted to be overly demanding of yourself or others. This could pass in a few days, but be aware of it while it is in effect. Lucky numbers: 18, 21, 28, 37, 38, 41.
As the weekend approaches, develop a plan for relaxation. Self care is important and is something Libras often overlook in their focus on the needs of others. Lucky numbers: 1, 18, 21, 29, 43, 44.
Are you experiencing frustration in your life path? If so, consider how adjusting your view might bring changes in your actions that could improve the situation. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 21, 23, 26, 37.
Do you believe in something but lack the courage to follow through on it? You may continue in a stalemate until you do. Then an opportunity could suddenly open up. Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 16, 25, 33, 44.
Is there a stalemate between what you want versus what others want? Approach the situation again in a few days. You may find you aren’t as far apart as you thought. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 9, 37, 43, 44.
Have you felt the evolutionary aspect that has been building recently? Being attuned to it could be confirmation that you have a role to play in humanity’s shift. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 14, 39, 43, 48.
A grounded, midweek energy could help balance your more esoteric Pisces qualities. For the few days this is in effect, focus on accomplishing something important. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 26, 37, 44, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Divine fungi: Ancient Egyptians believed mushrooms were gifts from the gods, born from lightning striking the earth. Considered food of immortality, they were reserved for pharaohs; ordinary people were forbidden to touch the sacred delicacies.
Mysterious muse: For centuries, the true face behind Leonardo da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa” has kept scholars guessing. Most now suspect she was a Florentine woman named Lisa Gherardini, whose steady gaze became one of history’s most studied portraits.
Hidden ties: Coastal redwoods can grow to incredible heights even though their roots reach only about six to 12 feet (2 to 4 m) deep. They stay upright by linking roots with neighbouring trees, creating a vast network that anchors the entire forest.
Cover debut: When Rolling Stone launched, John Lennon appeared on its very first cover, marking the start of a long parade of music legends to do so. From Bob Dylan to Madonna, many artists have made their mark on the magazine’s front page.
Naming continents: Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci realized the lands across the Atlantic were not part of Asia but a separate continent. When mapmakers later documented his findings, they used his first name, giving “America” its place on the map.
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Why did the orange only go halfway up the hill? It ran out of juice.
A helper at a shoeshine parlour is called a bootician.
Do I have a time machine? Of course, I do! We go way back!
Dad: “I was told you skipped school to watch football today!”
Son: “I didn’t and I have the movie ticket to prove it!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Freddie. Freddie who? Freddie or not, here I come!
A helper at a shoeshine parlour is called a bootician.
Do I have a time machine? Of course, I do! We go way back!
Dad: “I was told you skipped school to watch football today!”
Son: “I didn’t and I have the movie ticket to prove it!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Freddie. Freddie who? Freddie or not, here I come!
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Seine 3. Hephaestus 4. False, a conifer
5. George Carlin
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Signal skills: Researchers in London, England discovered that bumblebees can tell the difference between long and short flashes of light, much like the “dash” and “dot” pattern used in Morse code. To test this, scientists built a small maze and trained the bees to follow a brief flash linked to a sweet reward while ignoring a longer flash tied to something they didn’t want. When the treats were later removed, the bees still chose the correct signal, showing they’d learned the timing rather than relying on smell or position. Because insects don’t usually encounter flashing cues, the results point to a surprisingly flexible sense of timing. The study also offers a new way to explore how small nervous systems handle complex tasks.
Ocean bounty: A salvage team searching an old wreck site on the coast of Florida (U.S.), uncovered a spread of historic coins resting below the waves. The area is tied to a Spanish fleet that vanished during a violent storm, leaving part of its cargo scattered across the seafloor. Divers retrieved gold escudos, silver pieces, and fragments of a sack that hint at a larger stash still buried in the sand. The recovered coins are valued at roughly $1 million (USD), adding financial weight to the find. Each piece reflects the region where it was minted, offering clues about the trade networks of the Spanish Empire. With much of the fleet still missing, experts believe these discoveries represent only a small portion of what remains underwater.
Desert bond: Herders in the wide reaches of the Gobi Desert use a musical ritual to reunite camel mothers with calves they refuse to accept. A musician plays slow melodies on instruments like the horsehead fiddle while the pair stands tethered together on the sand. The tune shifts with the animals’ behaviour, blending rhythm and chanting meant to echo the movements and calls of camels. Families sometimes add older methods such as wrapping the calf in the pelt of a lost newborn. These traditions were passed down to help orphaned calves survive and ensure milk in harsh conditions. With fewer young nomads remaining in the desert, elders fear this ritual could fade unless it is protected for future generations.
Digital treasure: On the Caribbean island of Anguilla, a once-forgotten web domain has become a financial lifeline. When countries were first assigned internet codes, Anguilla received “.ai,” a simple extension that now draws global attention thanks to artificial intelligence. Tech firms and entrepreneurs pay significant fees to secure .ai addresses, bringing steady revenue for the small British territory. The growing profits complement tourism, long the island’s main industry, while helping offset losses from hurricanes. Anguilla manages the domain market alongside a U.S. partner, earning a share from every registration. What began as a random technical designation has evolved into a lasting economic opportunity for the island’s future.
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“To put your hands in a river is to feel the chords that bind the earth together.” - Barry Lopez
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Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held July 4, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
DanceABLE Creation Intensive: ‘Dance is for all’ is a disability-led creation process, designed to exemplify belonging & empowerment. Wed., July 8, 12-1pm at Port Theatre. For info & tix, call: 250.716.3230.
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
Duncan Days Motorcycle Show & Shine: Hosted by Ironworks Cafe & Creperie on July 11. Check out the incredible line-up of bikes, from timeless classics to eye-catching custom rides. To register, text 250-710-9441 with your full name, bike type & category entering.
Fundraiser BBQ: Held at Parksville Family Ford, 410 East Island Hwy., Sat., July 11, 10am-2pm. By donation. Proceeds go to the Parksville Quilt House Quilters’ Guild.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
Rotary Colour Fest: Get ready to run, walk & get covered in colour. Registration is now open for the ‘Rotary Colour Walk’, one of the most fun & vibrant events of the summer. Live music, food trucks, vendors & family fun. Open to everyone Saturday, July 18, 10am to 2pm, at Blair Park, Port Alberni.
She-Sells Market & Fundraiser: Held Sunday, July 19, 10am-4pm at Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St., Parksville. Artisans, raffles, shopping & live performances by Island Harmoney A Cappella.
Nanaimo Bathtub Race: Runs July 24 - 26. Featuring a multi-day marine festival. Vendors, a kids’ zone & live concerts. The main event, the Great International World Championship Bathtub Race, takes place Sun., July 26, 11am & covers a 58 km open-ocean course.
42nd Islands Folk Festival: Held at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd., Duncan, July 24-26. World class music & family fun all weekend. Workshops, activities, vendors & Art Hive.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CoombsBluegrass.org
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held August 29, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
NDSS Class of ‘81 Reunion: Join us Sept. 5 for a casual social for grads, classmates & guests. $50/person. Reconnect & reminisce. Info/rsvp: grad81ndss@gmail.com
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Does jazz musician Herbie Hancock play the piano, trombone, or saxophone?
2. What is the capital of Brazil?
3. Who wrote the novel Jane Eyre?
4. Bees are the only pollinators - T/F?
5. This planet is closest to the sun.
2. What is the capital of Brazil?
3. Who wrote the novel Jane Eyre?
4. Bees are the only pollinators - T/F?
5. This planet is closest to the sun.
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You may be annoyed by the responsibilities that others are assigning to you. You might be asked to put the needs of others before your own desires for now. Lucky numbers: 1, 13, 21, 22, 30, 42.
Someone you love may hold the key to helping you heal an old emotional wound. Accept their aid, but understand that only you can do the work to achieve this outcome. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 17, 23, 36, 44.
You may find that the end of the week is very busy and you might be overwhelmed with information. Wait until things calm down to sort through and evaluate it. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 14, 31, 33, 41.
Your words could help nurture others at week’s end. Be careful in crafting your message, so that they truly listen to and absorb what you want to communicate to them. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 12, 16, 39, 47.
A new opportunity may be available for you, but it might not be an obvious one. It could require flexibility and stepping into a new skill set in order to manifest it. Lucky numbers: 7, 27, 33, 42, 43, 46.
The midweek energy is well grounded, complementing your Virgo work ethic and attention to detail. Before it passes, try to apply this energy to something productive. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 26, 27, 29, 37.
Libras prefer to use tact and diplomacy to facilitate change with others. But early in the week, a stronger approach may be needed to break through obstacles to progress. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 10, 11, 32, 34.
Midweek your fixed Scorpio determination may run into a stalemate with others. Resist the temptation to dig in your heels; find compromise where you can. Lucky numbers: 5, 12, 13, 18, 20, 29.
At week’s end, step back if something or someone challenges your life philosophy. Consider if you still hold these beliefs or if you need to reconsider them. Lucky numbers: 14, 22, 31, 36, 43, 46.
A strength of Capricorn is the ability to succeed in your ambitions. However, the challenge for you at week’s end is to also nurture the needs of the larger community. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 12, 23, 29, 47.
Those with an Aquarius Sun often want to tackle the thorniest human problems, ones with no easy solutions. At midweek, seek information and insights that can help. Lucky numbers: 13, 21, 22, 24, 25, 42.
Midweek energy heightens your natural empathy and connection to others. Pisces can be pulled under by these waters, so focus on doing something positive instead. Lucky numbers: 11, 19, 22, 34, 41, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Crayon candle: In a pinch, a single crayon can light up the dark. Made of wax like a candle, it burns slowly as its paper wrapper acts as a wick, offering a surprisingly clever and dependable source of light during unexpected emergencies.
Platform passion: In France, a century-old law technically forbids kissing on train platforms. It was meant to keep departures on schedule, since long goodbyes once delayed trains, though today most travellers overlook it for one last kiss.
Hidden stripes: Tigers look bright orange to us, but many of the animals they hunt see limited colour. To those prey species, a tiger’s coat appears greenish instead, letting the big cats blend into the forest far more easily than people might expect.
Story skies: Uranus is surrounded by 28 moons, all named after characters from classic plays and poems. Their surfaces range from bright icy tones to deep shadowy hues, creating a cosmic stage worthy of their literary names.
Veggie rhythms: Scientists have discovered that fruits and vegetables, including cabbage and carrots, keep their own internal schedule even after harvest. They still react to light and darkness, carrying on their daily cycles long after leaving the field.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lisa. Lisa who? Lisa can do is let me in.
What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half a worm.
The fortune teller likes her work because she always has a ball.
Patient: “Doctor, I am dizzy for a half hour after waking up.”
Doctor: “Well, you should get up a half hour later.”
Did you know there is a 007 that spies underwater? James Pond!
What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half a worm.
The fortune teller likes her work because she always has a ball.
Patient: “Doctor, I am dizzy for a half hour after waking up.”
Doctor: “Well, you should get up a half hour later.”
Did you know there is a 007 that spies underwater? James Pond!
Trivia Answers: 1. Piano 2. Brasilia 3. Charlotte Brontë 4. False
5. Mercury
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Coral revival: Marine researchers in the Maldives have tested a new portable lab designed to restore coral reefs faster than ever before. The system, known as ReefSeed, fits inside a shipping container and can be used along any coastline without needing large power supplies or deep-sea diving teams. Created by collaborating scientists in Australia and the Maldives, the lab lets coral be spawned and grown within weeks instead of months. In its first full trial, it produced thousands of juvenile corals later placed across multiple reef sites. The project has shown that small island nations can potentially manage coral recovery on their own, offering renewed optimism for ecosystems threatened by warming seas.
Trail hero: A once-homeless dog rescued from a shelter has become an expert in tracking down lost pets in Whitchurch, England. His trainer, who runs a scent-trailing school, adopted him after seeing potential in his remarkably sharp sense of smell. What started as a playful habit of sniffing and searching soon turned into a career helping owners recover missing animals. Now he follows scents from items like toys or fur to locate everything from runaway pets to escaped zoo animals. His precision and patience have made him a trusted partner in countless rescues. Once facing a questionable future, this dog now spends his days proudly putting his powerful nose to good use helping others.
Flood shield: A new park in the Vine City neighbourhood of Atlanta, Georgia (U.S.), helps keep the area dry during heavy rain and prevents flood damage to nearby homes. Built to function like a giant sponge, it absorbs stormwater in ponds and gardens that hold the water before slowly releasing it underground. When a major storm hits, the park fills with water but nearby homes stay dry. The design uses plants and soil instead of concrete to naturally manage flooding. Along with protecting the neighbourhood, it has open lawns, sports areas, and walking paths for residents to enjoy year-round. The project demonstrates that a city park can prevent flooding while still being a welcoming community space for everyone.
Laptop lifeline: A retired computer expert has made it his mission to give technology a second life. What started as a hobby repairing unwanted laptops now helps hundreds of people in Sarasota, Florida (U.S.), who can’t afford their own. He gathers discarded computers from local donors, installs new hardware, and restores each one with care. Many go to students, single parents, and workers hoping to learn new skills or to stay connected. Neighbours began calling him the “Tech Fairy,” a name that stuck as word of his generosity spread online. Each computer represents another step forward for someone in need, and for him, that simple impact is worth every hour spent on the project.
“The future depends on what you do today.” - Mahatma Gandhi
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DanceABLE Creation Intensive: ‘Dance is for all’ is a disability-led creation process, designed to exemplify belonging & empowerment. Wed., July 8, 12-1pm at Port Theatre. For info & tix, call: 250.716.3230.
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
Duncan Days Motorcycle Show & Shine: Hosted by Ironworks Cafe & Creperie on July 11. Check out the incredible line-up of bikes, from timeless classics to eye-catching custom rides. To register, text 250-710-9441 with your full name, bike type & category entering.
Fundraiser BBQ: Held at Parksville Family Ford, 410 East Island Hwy., Sat., July 11, 10am-2pm. By donation. Proceeds go to the Parksville Quilt House Quilters’ Guild.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. Does the Hope Diamond have approximately 25, 35, or 45 carats?
2. Is a baby hedgehog called a hoglet, hedgie, or pup?
3. Dmitri Mendeleev invented this organized chart of the elements.
4. The musical Grease takes place in this decade.
5. What is the name of Elvis Presley’s mansion in Memphis, Tennessee (U.S.)?
2. Is a baby hedgehog called a hoglet, hedgie, or pup?
3. Dmitri Mendeleev invented this organized chart of the elements.
4. The musical Grease takes place in this decade.
5. What is the name of Elvis Presley’s mansion in Memphis, Tennessee (U.S.)?
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At week’s end, an opportunity may emerge for you to lead a group in an endeavour that could benefit all. Showing compassion to others is an integral part of this effort. Lucky numbers: 3, 14, 21, 31, 34, 38.
If you are in a conflict early in the week, consider taking a step back. Are you contributing to the situation by being overly aggressive? If so, what is motivating you? Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 12, 23, 26, 31.
Are you feeling restricted in expressing your authentic self right now? You may be tempted to break free. Instead, try a plan that doesn’t burn bridges behind you. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 17, 18, 22, 42.
Do you have an endeavour that could be brought to completion now if you apply some effort? Just try to be sure that all the details have been reviewed and verified. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 27, 34, 43, 44.
For the next year, you may be motivated to try to do a lot of big things quickly. You might be able to accomplish a lot, but be careful of not overpromising. Lucky numbers: 11, 19, 20, 28, 38, 45.
Your usually grounded nature and attention to detail may be disrupted by confusion at week’s end. Take a deep breath and wait a few days for things to change. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 30, 31, 38, 48.
For the next few weeks, miscommunications may abound. Be aware of this when interacting with others. If someone upsets you, ask them to clarify their intent. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 26, 32, 39, 45.
Clearly communicating may be important for the next few weeks. Having others mirror back to you what you said, to be sure they understood, might be helpful. Lucky numbers: 14, 25, 31, 36, 38, 46.
If you are proactive early in the week, a new opportunity may emerge. Be very sure to double check the details, whether verbal or written, before committing. Lucky numbers: 14, 20, 26, 33, 34, 48.
At the start of the week, you may run into obstacles completing an endeavour. The issue might lie in your communication style. Try focusing on the needs of other parties. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 18, 29, 37, 44.
You may experience information overload this week. Give yourself time to sort through options before communicating them to others or making any decisions. Lucky numbers: 19, 36, 40, 43, 44, 47.
Last week’s dynamic continues. You may still receive a lot of unconscious information, which might be confusing to interpret. Postpone action if you aren’t clear. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 18, 32, 38, 40.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Speed surprise: Despite their bulky build, hippos can sprint faster than most people. On land, their short bursts of power let them outpace the average human, proving that appearances can be deceiving when it comes to nature’s speedsters.
Bouquet beginnings: In early weddings, guests believed touching the bride’s dress brought good luck, often leaving her surrounded by eager hands. To get away, she threw her flowers into the crowd, a fix that later became the familiar bouquet toss.
Fuzzy fruit: Before earning the name kiwifruit, New Zealanders called it the Chinese gooseberry, comparing its flavour to the gooseberries they already knew. The new name came later, to link the fruit with New Zealand’s national bird, the kiwi.
Solar trick: In Hawaii (U.S.), there’s a brief moment when the sun stands directly overhead and every shadow disappears. Known as Lāhainā Noon, it happens twice a year, turning statues, trees, and people into perfectly shadowless shapes.
Pharaoh pimples: Acne isn’t just a modern nuisance. Tutankhamun reportedly struggled with it, and remedies were placed in his tomb to accompany him beyond death. Even pharaohs, it seems, faced the same skin worries as ordinary people today.
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A pianist found a note from his wife: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a minuet.
Never go fishing with a DJ. They always drop the bass.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle on your bike?
What fairground ride is always made of iron? A ferrous wheel.
Why don’t pianists know how to open doors? They don’t know which key to use.
Never go fishing with a DJ. They always drop the bass.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle on your bike?
What fairground ride is always made of iron? A ferrous wheel.
Why don’t pianists know how to open doors? They don’t know which key to use.
Trivia Answers: 1. 45 2. Hoglet 3. Periodic Table 4. 1950s 5. Graceland
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Shared feast: Over 3,000 residents came together for a community meal that stretched 5,280 feet (1.6 km) through Denver, Colorado (U.S.). Organized by the nonprofit Longer Tables, the “Mile Long Table” brought locals, volunteers, and visitors to one continuous line of seats in the heart of downtown. Farmers, chefs, and sponsors contributed food and support, turning the event into a large-scale neighbourhood picnic. Some attendees even reunited with loved ones flown in by surprise through a sponsoring airline. The meal encouraged strangers to connect face-to-face and share stories. Organizers hope to make the gathering a yearly tradition and inspire other cities to create their own tables of connection.
Secret snake: In the forests of Barbados, scientists have confirmed the reappearance of a snake species unseen for decades. Hidden beneath a rock during a wildlife survey, the Barbados threadsnake turned out to be the smallest known snake on Earth. Barely the length of a finger, it burrows through soil and roots, rarely surfacing in daylight. Researchers verified its identity under a microscope before returning it safely to its habitat. The finding offers hope that other species presumed lost may still survive in the island’s shrinking forest reserves. Conservationists view this rediscovery as a reminder of how fragile these remaining ecosystems are, and how easily their rarest inhabitants can slip away again.
Plastic threads: An engineering student in Baltimore, Maryland (U.S.), has created a method to turn leftover party cups into wearable fabric. Her company, The New Norm, repurposes the plastic from discarded cups into yarn used for sweaters and hats. By combining the plastic with eco-friendly materials, the finished fabric stays soft while avoiding the microplastic shedding of standard polyester clothing. Each piece is 3D-knitted in one seamless process, reducing waste and stitching. The pastel colours come directly from the cups themselves, without added dyes. Production now runs through U.S. facilities, turning single-use plastic into sustainable fashion that redefines how waste can be worn.
Bee boost: Oxford, England, researchers developed a new bee feed using modified yeast that mimics the nutrients bees gather from pollen. The project aims to support colonies struggling with the decline of native flowering plants. Through fermentation, scientists produced sterols, natural compounds vital for bee growth and energy. Test colonies raised more young and stayed active longer when fed the nutrient-rich mixture. The yeast, altered through genetic methods, offers the same essential lipids as pollen but in a steadier form. Experts say this advance could strengthen pollination systems and boost global food yields, helping bees survive as their natural food sources continue to decline.
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Community Garage Sale Nanoose Library Fundraiser: Sat., June 27, 9am-1pm, at Nanoose Library Grounds, 2489 Nanoose Rd.
Labieux Seniors Centre Garage Sale: Saturday, June 27, 9am-2pm at 2465 Labieux Rd., Nanaimo. Vendor tables welcome for $25.
Alberni Hospice Butterfly Release: Join us to release a butterfly for fun or in memory of a loved one. Everyone welcome. The event is family friendly and includes free kids’ activities, free face painting, free water, food by donation & more! Held Saturday, June 27, 11:30am-1:30pm at 2579 10th Ave., Port Alberni.
Garage Sale Fundraiser: St. Paul’s Anglican Church, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo in the Church Hall on Saturday, June 27, 10am-2pm.
Annual Nanaimo Lion Club Free Swim: You’re invited on Saturdays, until June 27, 12:30-2pm to Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Rd., Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Garden Tour Altrusa Club Fundraiser: Sun., June 28, 10am-3pm. Visit 7 lovely gardens on a self-guided tour between Cedar & Nanoose. $25 tix at Green Thumb, Birdie & Bees, Gardenworks, KC’s Boutique.
Reel Alternatives - Holy Days: This comedy follows young Brian on a heartwarming quest to retrieve his late mother from heaven before his father’s new girlfriend, Liz takes her place. Held June 29, 7pm at Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, Duncan. For tickets, visit: cowichanpac.ca
Canada Day Celebrations at Maffeo Sutton Park: Held Wed., July 1, 11am-3:30pm. Free, family-friendly event features live music, a kids & family zone, multicultural performances, food trucks & more. No parking onsite. For details & shuttle info, visit: www.nanaimo.ca
Canada Day Celebration in Duncan: Takes place at the BC Forest Discovery Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., July 1, 10am-4:30pm. Featuring a family-friendly event with heritage steam train rides, a community BBQ, cake cutting & live cultural performances. Cost is $5. Children under 2 are free.
Port Alberni’s Family-friendly Canada Day Celebrations: Held at Harbour Quay, running July 1, 10am-5pm. Festivities include live local entertainment, a puppet theater, heritage exhibits, vintage vehicles & a ‘Best Dressed Canuck’ contest.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held July 4, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
DanceABLE Creation Intensive: ‘Dance is for all’ is a disability-led creation process, designed to exemplify belonging & empowerment. Wed., July 8, 12-1pm at Port Theatre. For info & tix, call: 250.716.3230.
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
Fundraiser BBQ: Held at Parksville Family Ford, 410 East Island Hwy., Sat., July 11, 10am-2pm. By donation. Proceeds go to the Parksville Quilt House Quilters’ Guild.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. What was the capital of East Germany?
2. Who was the original voice of Kermit the Frog?
3. A possum has a pouch - T/F?
4. What is the continuous circulation of water in the earth’s atmosphere?
5. A villanelle is a type of gondola, bread, or poem?
2. Who was the original voice of Kermit the Frog?
3. A possum has a pouch - T/F?
4. What is the continuous circulation of water in the earth’s atmosphere?
5. A villanelle is a type of gondola, bread, or poem?
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This week you may find that you have a low level of energy and are easily discouraged. Think of this as a “time out” to become clear about what you truly want. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 15, 16, 41, 43.
You may be in a midweek stalemate between the desires of your head vs. your heart. Following your intuition isn’t your strong suit, but might be the best path. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 22, 38, 42, 45.
Sudden, unexpected information or events may be in your orbit midweek. Be aware of any temptation to impulsively respond before thinking through the situation. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 15, 17, 27, 40.
Is there something heartfelt that you haven’t yet achieved? At the end of the week, you may get a chance at it, but you might need to actively seek and manifest it. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 17, 19, 24, 41.
Leos tend to lead with their heart over their head. But for the next few weeks, you may have a chance to develop a more balanced approach to decision making. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 16, 29, 38, 39.
Virgos like to be methodical and detail-oriented in decision making. The next few weeks may have a very quick pace, with an opportunity to change your process. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 18, 21, 26, 40.
Libra is normally tactful and diplomatic. For the next few weeks, be aware of any tendency to make impulsive comments. Putting your foot in your mouth is easy now. Lucky numbers: 14, 19, 25, 28, 38, 45.
Your ability to receive intuitive information about people and situations may be heightened at midweek. If you feel overwhelmed, carve out some quiet space. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 14, 16, 26, 41.
Your natural optimism could get a boost toward the end of the week. How might you use this energy positively, during the few days it may be in effect? Lucky numbers: 4, 9, 14, 15, 23, 46.
For the next few weeks, you may find that your grounded nature is disrupted. You can just ride it out or use it to make an adjustment to develop more flexibility. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 22, 24, 32, 42.
For the second week, the dispassionate quality of Pluto through Aquarius interacts with warmer energy, now asking you to adjust toward more compassion. Lucky numbers: 15, 17, 20, 36, 37, 39.
Pisces can pluck information from the energetic plane, but communicating it to others may be hard. The energy of the next few weeks could bring clarity or confusion. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 8, 9, 18, 26.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Pickle day: National Pickle Day (U.S.) on November 14th celebrates everything from sweet to spicy varieties, giving fans a reason to enjoy the tangy treat in many forms. Legends even suggest Cleopatra linked her beauty to a steady diet of pickles.
Air sailors: Female argonaut octopuses trap pockets of air inside their delicate shells to move with precision through the ocean. This clever trick helps them glide efficiently while conserving energy and keeping their eggs safe in the deep sea.
River roots: The rock band Puddle of Mudd got its name after floodwaters filled their rehearsal space in Kansas City, Missouri (U.S.). Years later, a demo tape connected them to the industry, setting the stage for their breakout success.
Monkey mail: In the mid-1900s, Sears catalogs didn’t just sell clothes and tools, they even offered live monkeys by mail. The unusual listings made the family catalog seem more like a miniature zoo than a shopping guide.
Gum ban: Ordinary chewing gum is off-limits in Singapore. Importing gum, selling it, or carrying it without a doctor’s note is against the law, with only prescribed dental gum allowed under tightly controlled medical rules.
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Know the difference between a space ship and a cookie? You can’t dunk a rocket in your coffee.
My optician is a man of vision.
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy.
Producer: “Didn’t you write a play named Fireflies?”
Writer: “Yes, it got glowing reviews.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? I wanda where I put my keys.
My optician is a man of vision.
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy.
Producer: “Didn’t you write a play named Fireflies?”
Writer: “Yes, it got glowing reviews.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? I wanda where I put my keys.
Trivia Answers: 1. East Berlin 2. Jim Henson 3. True 4. Water cycle
5. Poem
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Quake network: Google has created a global alert system that turns billions of smartphones into mini earthquake sensors. Each Android device detects small ground tremors that appear before stronger quakes and sends that data to a central system. When enough signals are collected, nearby users receive warnings, allowing them a brief window to take cover. The program now operates across many countries, including areas without advanced seismic equipment, helping to partially close a major safety gap. Though its readings aren’t always exact, it has successfully alerted millions to oncoming quakes. Using technology already in people’s hands, Google’s new safety network turns daily devices into tools for disaster preparedness.
Germ guard: In Kingston, Jamaica, a young inventor designed a door handle that disinfects itself with ultraviolet light, removing bacteria while remaining safe for humans. Rayvon Stewart conceived the idea after seeing how quickly infections spread in hospital settings, especially in humid environments. Now patented, the creation earned national and international recognition for improving hygiene in public spaces. Built with simple mechanics and durable materials, the handle automatically cleans after each touch. The project grew from Stewart’s university studies and interest in practical engineering solutions. His thoughtful design shows how creative ideas can make everyday public places healthier.
Space pharmacy: Researchers in London are developing a way to manufacture cancer treatments in orbit, using the effects of microgravity. On Earth, antibody-based drugs become too thick to inject when made in concentrated form. In space, however, proteins can crystallize evenly without gravity’s pull, creating purer versions that flow more easily. A startup called BioOrbit is building equipment to grow and collect these crystals aboard spacecraft, turning space research into usable medicine. Their long-term plan is to make large-scale pharmaceutical production possible beyond Earth. The project could change how drugs are made, bringing new meaning to “space-age medicine.”
Flood rescuer: A Beijing construction worker used his bulldozer to save more than a hundred people after heavy rain flooded nearby villages. When rising water trapped residents in their homes, he drove through deep currents to reach them, lifting families into the machine’s front scoop for safety. Throughout the day, he made repeated trips between rooftops and dry ground, sometimes carrying rescue crews as well. Videos of his efforts quickly spread online, where people began calling him the “Bulldozer Hero.” His quick thinking and courage turned ordinary equipment into a lifeline. The rescues showed how one determined person can make all the difference in a disaster.
“Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it.” - Proverb
“Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.” - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.” - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
(Deadline Fridays - one week in advance)
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Wednesday, June 17, 6:30-7:30pm. Please wear flat soled shoes or runners. Located at 149 E. Stanford Ave. Info: www.parksvillelawnbowlingclub.com
Cookbook Launch Fundraiser: ‘Around a Protection Island Table’ by Thora Howell held Thurs., June 18, 5-7pm at Flying Fish, 180 Commercial St, during the first Night Market. All proceeds to the Protection Island Lions Club.
Cowichan Valley Bluegrass Festival: Held June 19-21 at the scenic Laketown Ranch in Lake Cowichan. This family-friendly event features a high-calibre lineup of international & local artists. On-site camping, food vendors & more. For tickets, please visit: cowichanbluegrass.com
Slide Into Summer Market: Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more. Held on Saturday, June 20, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Vendors located inside & outside of the hall. Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516.
A Journey Home-Hook Line & Hospice Sockeye Derby: Sun., June 21, derby is 5am-12pm at China Creek Marina & 12:30pm is prize presentation. Salvation Army food truck, 6:30-11am, food trucks, Brazilian delicacies & Lickity Drippity, 11am-7pm & music provided by 33 1/3 & The Shady Marmots, 4-9pm.
Are You a Senior & Enjoy Dancing? Join us Wed., June 24, 1-3:30pm at the Qualicum Beach Legion, 170 Veterans Way, Qualicum. Info call 250-738-1661. Or email angievh@telus.net
Community Garage Sale Nanoose Library Fundraiser: Sat., June 27, 9am-1pm, at Nanoose Library Grounds, 2489 Nanoose Rd.
Garage Sale Fundraiser: St. Paul’s Anglican Church, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo in the Church Hall on Saturday, June 27, 10am-2pm.
Annual Nanaimo Lion Club Free Swim: You’re invited on Saturdays, until June 27, 12:30-2pm to Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Rd., Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Garden Tour Altrusa Club Fundraiser: Sun., June 28, 10am-3pm. Visit 7 lovely gardens on a self-guided tour between Cedar & Nanoose. $25 tix at Green Thumb, Birdie & Bees, Gardenworks, KC’s Boutique.
Reel Alternatives - Holy Days: This comedy follows young Brian on a heartwarming quest to retrieve his late mother from heaven before his father’s new girlfriend, Liz takes her place. Held June 29, 7pm at Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, Duncan. For tickets, visit: cowichanpac.ca
Canada Day Celebrations at Maffeo Sutton Park: Held Wed., July 1, 11am-3:30pm. Free, family-friendly event features live music, a kids & family zone, multicultural performances, food trucks & more. No parking onsite. For details & shuttle info, visit: www.nanaimo.ca
Canada Day Celebration in Duncan: Takes place at the BC Forest Discovery Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., July 1, 10am-4:30pm. Featuring a family-friendly event with heritage steam train rides, a community BBQ, cake cutting & live cultural performances. Cost is $5. Children under 2 are free.
Port Alberni’s Family-friendly Canada Day Celebrations: Held at Harbour Quay, running July 1, 10am-5pm. Festivities include live local entertainment, a puppet theater, heritage exhibits, vintage vehicles & a ‘Best Dressed Canuck’ contest.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held July 4, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The capital of Costa Rica is San Carlos - T/F?
2. Is a hippopotamus carnivorous, omnivorous, or herbivorous?
3. Bhutan has this form of government.
4. What is the largest planet in the solar system?
5. The first Oscar Award ceremony was held in 1918, 1929, or 1933?
2. Is a hippopotamus carnivorous, omnivorous, or herbivorous?
3. Bhutan has this form of government.
4. What is the largest planet in the solar system?
5. The first Oscar Award ceremony was held in 1918, 1929, or 1933?
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Chiron, the minor planet, moves out of Aries this week. Before it returns in September for its final 10 months, consider any old wounds that still need attention. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 16, 17, 24, 36.
The minor planet Chiron will soon begin a seven-year transit through your sign. For the next six months, you might get a preview of its role in healing old wounds. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 17, 22, 31, 47.
Geminis tend to let their heads lead over their hearts. Early in the week, a sudden and unexpected opportunity may appear that allows you to fully lean into the latter. Lucky numbers: 6, 18, 24, 35, 44, 47.
Your birth month is a good time to develop new goals and plans to achieve them. Consider aiming for a bigger goal than you previously might have considered. Lucky numbers: 9, 15, 22, 28, 34, 39.
Your enthusiasm may be on full display at midweek. How could you use this emotion to achieve something positive? Watch for places where you might overreach. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 16, 22, 25, 32.
Virgos often are the first ones to pitch in to get a job done, which is admirable. However, at the end of this week, speak up if someone tries to take unfair advantage. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 16, 26, 39, 45.
This weekend may be a good time to sit down and review where things stand in your life. Where are your needs not being met and how might you change this? Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 17, 21, 32, 46.
Over the next six months, you may run into obstacles, from yourself or others, blocking your path. A deep dive into your unconscious may bring understanding. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 24, 27, 46, 48.
Have you travelled many roads, either literally or figuratively, to learn who you are? For the next six months, it may help to stay in one place and go inside instead. Lucky numbers: 5, 29, 31, 36, 37, 40.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals at that time? What progress have you made against them? Are any changes needed? Lucky numbers: 2, 10, 17, 25, 26, 27.
Pluto’s long transit through your sign is quiet on humanity’s evolution. Such a huge endeavour requires heart and mind. Midweek offers a chance to add this element. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 13, 26, 34, 39.
You may face a stalemate during the week. Are you looking with rose-coloured glasses about what you want to achieve? Consider a more grounded approach to success. Lucky numbers: 7, 20, 27, 37, 45, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 25.
Floating treats: In the coastal towns of Sicily, Italy, you can enjoy a scoop without stepping ashore. Boats drift across the water selling gelato straight to nearby vessels, turning the sea into a floating ice cream shop for sun-soaked travellers.
Cloud creators: When seaweed is stressed by sunlight or low tides, it releases iodine into the air. Those particles can help clouds form above coastal waters, meaning gloomy seaside skies may owe their mood to the ocean’s plants.
Grasp greeting: Before it became a friendly hello, the handshake served a practical purpose. Offering an open hand showed you carried no weapon, and giving it a quick shake proved nothing dangerous was tucked up a sleeve.
Sea summit: The top of Mount Everest was once part of a shallow ocean floor. When massive tectonic plates collided, the seafloor was slowly pushed upward, turning ancient marine rocks and fossils into the world’s tallest mountain.
Cool cabbage: Babe Ruth wasn’t just known for home runs, he also had a peculiar way of beating the heat. On hot days, he tucked a cabbage leaf inside his cap to help keep his head cool during games.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion the forecast, it’s going to rain.
The cheetah at the zoo needed glasses. He was seeing spots.
Teacher: “If Shakespeare were alive today, what would he be famous for?”
Student: “Being over 400 years old.”
What did the tooth say as the dentist left the room? Fill me in when you get back.
Trivia Answers: 1. False, San José 2. Herbivorous 3. Constitutional monarchy 4. Jupiter 5. 1929
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