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Jan 20 - 26, 2025
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Razor letter: In China, Beijing University of Chemical Technology surprised new students with an extraordinary admission letter made from a high-tech carbon fibre material. Surprisingly thin at just 0.2 millimetres, these letters are incredibly tough and are strong enough to slice through fruits and meat. Freshmen have eagerly shared videos online, demonstrating the letters’ ability to withstand heat and sharpness tests. Despite the online buzz, the university has urged students to treat their innovative admission letters with care, emphasizing their value as a symbol of achievement rather than a tool for experiments. It turns out being on the cutting edge of innovation can start with an acceptance letter!
Nature’s canvas: In Montréal, Québec (Canada), an artist named Raku Inoue has carved a unique niche for himself by turning the natural world into a vibrant canvas. Using petals, leaves, and other plant materials, Inoue carefully crafts detailed representations of pop culture figures, animals, and even brand logos. His creative journey began one windy day when fallen rose petals in his yard sparked the idea to transform them into art. His first creation, a delicate beetle, blossomed into a series of intricate designs, including lifelike animals and iconic characters like Super Mario. After photographing each piece, Inoue returns the natural materials to the earth through composting, celebrating the fleeting beauty of each piece.
Eco slope: CopenHill, a waste-to-energy plant in Copenhagen, Denmark, offers a unique twist on traditional skiing. You can ski right on its roof! The facility turns non-recyclable waste into energy while featuring a ski slope made of Neveplast, an eco-friendly material designed to feel like snow. Visitors can also hike along landscaped trails or scale a climbing wall on the building’s facade. The rooftop, where the ski slope is located, offers stunning panoramic views of the city, complete with a bar for post-ski relaxation. At the base, a ski school, rental shop, and cafe round out the experience, blending recreation with sustainability in an urban setting. Skiing on a power plant? Just another day of turning trash into treasure!
Posh pooch: Fashion house Dolce & Gabbana has introduced Fefé, a premium dog perfume priced at $99 (USD) per bottle. This lavish scent, inspired by the close bond between one of the brand’s founders and his dog, is presented in an elegant glass bottle with a gold-plated paw accent. Fefé combines the soothing aromas of ylang-ylang, musk, and sandalwood. Though the perfume is certified as safe for pets, some experts are concerned about the potential irritation it might cause dogs. Critics have also pointed out the steep price, which may be hard to justify during challenging economic times. Nonetheless, for those who believe their furry friends deserve the height of luxury, Fefé offers a unique way to indulge them.
“Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.” - Confucius
“Hold a true friend with both your hands.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“Hold a true friend with both your hands.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Five Acre Shaker Presents Winter Rockfest: Held Sat., Jan. 18, 5:30pm. Listen to all of your favourite Rock Tribute Bands under one roof on one day at The KCC - Concert Hall & Social House, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Tickets at fiveacre.tickit.ca/events/27054
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Our Saviour Lutheran Church invites everyone for a series of 3 illustrated talks on ‘The Dead Sea Scrolls’ on Wednesday’s, Jan. 22, 29 & Feb 5, 7-8pm, 795 Island Hwy W, Parksville.
Try Curling For Free: Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St N, next to the Community park. Fri., Jan. 24, 7 & 8pm; Sat., Jan. 25, 10 & 11am. Bring runners & wear warm stretchy clothes.
The Big Mess in Concert: Jan. 25, 7pm. Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, 2020 Estevan Rd. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite or $30 at the door.
Boating Classes: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Free Downsizing Seminar: Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more on Thurs., Jan. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Call 250.616.3641 to pre-register.
21st Annual Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday: Saturday, Feb. 1 at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre from 10am-3:30pm. Admission by donation. www.qbseedysaturday.ca for more info.
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Arthur Arnold, cello; Moira Hopfe-Ostensen, piano, Feb. 9, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
‘Vertical Growing’ with Don Giberson: Feb. 11, 7:30pm, Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Guests: $5 Yearly membership $15. www.QualicumBeachGardenClub.ca
Mid Island Floral Art club Meeting: Line design demo workshop, theme Wild Love, Feb. 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, QBeach. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Dutch dancer Mata Hari spied for Germany and France in World War I - T/F?
2. What is the capital of New Zealand?
3. Shakespeare wrote 154 of this poetic form.
4. A mongoose, parrot, or otter is immune to snake venom?
5. The study of weather and climate is called what?
2. What is the capital of New Zealand?
3. Shakespeare wrote 154 of this poetic form.
4. A mongoose, parrot, or otter is immune to snake venom?
5. The study of weather and climate is called what?
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Aries likes to win. Look for an opportunity right now that also allows others to win. While this may not be immediately gratifying, it could be satisfying in the long run. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 15, 21, 28, 35.
What goal do you really want to achieve? If you communicate your vision to others this week, an opportunity for them to help you may emerge in an unexpected way. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 16, 27, 29, 37.
You may feel at a stalemate at the end of the week. Are you able to balance the differing views within yourself? If not, perhaps wait a few days to make a decision. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 25, 27, 31, 45.
At week’s end, you may have an insight about how to manifest a heartfelt goal. But be careful in presenting this idea to others, as your fervour may easily alienate them. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 19, 25, 39, 42.
You are about halfway through the year that started at your birthday. If you set goals then, how are they progressing? Where might you need to make changes? Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 43.
Your practical communications style may be enhanced. Now may be a good time for a presentation where fine details make a difference in the outcome. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 15, 24, 39, 44.
Your natural charm may be on display early in the week. If you have a request or a message that you need to communicate, now might be a favourable time to do so. Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 20, 35, 37, 40.
Difficult or painful information may emerge from your unconscious at midweek. This might be easy to just ignore, but processing it may be in your best interest. Lucky numbers: 17, 20, 21, 31, 34, 40.
At week’s end, you may be feeling restricted in your relationship. Unless you are in a dangerous situation, try to wait a few days to decide if you feel the need to break free. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 28.
Capricorns are tempted to go it alone and claim full credit for achieving goals. For the next few weeks, communicating and collaborating with others may be beneficial. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 15, 19, 28, 35.
Your birthday month is a good time to set goals. In doing so, consider what you might want your life to look like 18 years from now. That is when Pluto leaves Aquarius. Lucky numbers: 18, 21, 32, 37, 40, 48.
You may receive important, intuitive insights at week’s end. Rather than dreaming of castles in the air, focus on concrete ways that you could manifest these concepts. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 24, 30, 44, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 35.
Tiny transmitter: The smallest bone in the human body, the stapes, is essential for hearing. Resembling a stirrup, it passes sound vibrations to the inner ear. If this bone is damaged, it can result in significant hearing loss.
Pug royalty: Pugs, an ancient breed from China, were kept as royal companions. Known for their loyal, affectionate nature, these little dogs were so prized by Chinese emperors that they even had their own guards. That’s true royal treatment!
Change maker: Jeannette Rankin made history in 1916 as the first woman elected to the U.S. Congress. Known for her powerful speeches, she fought for women’s voting rights, and her efforts in Montana helped promote voting equality nationwide.
Frisbee legacy: Walter Morrison, creator of the iconic Frisbee, left behind more than just a famous toy. After his passing, his family lovingly turned his ashes into a series of Frisbees, keeping his unique invention close forever.
Aqua beasts: Despite their massive size and love for water, hippos can’t actually swim. Instead, they walk along the riverbed and push up for air when needed, using their dense, heavy bodies to stay comfortably submerged.
Frankenstein’s monster: “I don’t have the energy to leave the office.”
Doctor: “I guess I didn’t charge you enough.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dwight. Dwight who? There’s a Dwight way, and a de-wrong way.
What’s covered in soot and performs in silence? A coal mime.
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly.
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Doctor: “I guess I didn’t charge you enough.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dwight. Dwight who? There’s a Dwight way, and a de-wrong way.
What’s covered in soot and performs in silence? A coal mime.
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly.
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Wellington 3. Sonnets 4. Mongoose
5. Meteorology
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Canadian rails: The Via Rail journey from Toronto, Ontario, to Vancouver, British Columbia, spans 4,466 kilometres (2,775 mi.), inviting travellers to explore Canada’s stunning landscapes. Known as “The Canadian,” this train sweeps through forests, lakes, and iconic sights like Mt. Robson and the Rockies. Passengers who choose first class enjoy staterooms with en suite bathrooms, spacious windows, and a private lounge. The Skyline car has an observation deck for soaking in the views. This train also serves as a commuter line across vast provinces, showcasing the country’s immense scale. There’s no rush here, only the luxury of time, and endless scenery rolling past the window.
Memory marvel: An Indian man set a remarkable world record by recalling 14,000 digits of Euler’s number, a challenging irrational number, in less than an hour. Deepu V, known for his incredible memory, had already memorized vast sequences of pi and numerous phone numbers. Determined to surpass the previous mark, he developed a detailed “tabular” method, organizing digits into rows and columns for precise recall. After months of practice, he confidently recited each number while blindfolded, smashing the previous record of 10,122 digits. His disciplined approach earned him a place in the Guinness World Records. Some people really do have numbers on their side!
Cat controversy: The Bully Cat, a controversial new feline breed with extreme physical traits, is causing a stir among animal rights groups and pet lovers alike. Known for its very short legs, excessive skin folds, and complete lack of fur, this breed has quickly gained popularity. However, these unique traits come at a high cost, leading to severe health issues such as joint pain, frequent skin infections, and a heightened risk of sunburn. Despite warnings from veterinarians and welfare organizations, the demand for these cats continues to grow, driven by their unusual and striking appearance. Critics argue that breeding such animals is unethical, as it prioritizes esthetic appeal over the well-being of the cats.
Banana bliss: Pizza takes an unexpected twist in Sweden with the Tropicana, a creation that pairs bananas with curry, pineapple, and smoked ham. This unusual combination has become a beloved staple in Sweden, where the love for bananas is no secret. The origin of this unique dish remains unclear, but it’s earned a reputation as the “most Swedish pizza.” While some find the mix of sweet and savoury flavours irresistible, others are baffled by the addition of bananas. Despite the controversy, the Tropicana has become a favourite, with some pizzerias even adding peanuts for extra flair. Love it or hate it, this banana-topped creation shows that in Sweden, pizza knows no bounds.
“A good friend is my nearest relation.” - Thomas Fuller
“At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.”- Christine Mason Miller
“At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.”- Christine Mason Miller
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Catherine Ordronneau, piano; Kai Gleusteen, violin on January 12, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved: $25/23 Phone 250-748-8383
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild’s next meeting is Wed., Jan 15, 1:30pm & 6:30pm, Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St.
Five Acre Shaker Presents Winter Rockfest: Held Sat., Jan. 18, 5:30pm. Listen to all of your favourite Rock Tribute Bands under one roof on one day at The KCC - Concert Hall & Social House, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Tickets at fiveacre.tickit.ca/events/27054
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Free Downsizing Seminar: Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more on Thurs., Jan. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Call 250.616.3641 to pre-register.
21st Annual Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday: Saturday, Feb. 1 at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre from 10am-3:30pm. Admission by donation. www.qbseedysaturday.ca for more info.
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. A seam, aquifer, or trickle is a rock layer that contains water?
2. What year was the first Star Wars movie released?
3. What is the longest river in Ireland?
4. The Norse god Ullr is associated with this winter sport.
5. The fins below a fish are called dorsal fins - T/F?
2. What year was the first Star Wars movie released?
3. What is the longest river in Ireland?
4. The Norse god Ullr is associated with this winter sport.
5. The fins below a fish are called dorsal fins - T/F?
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If you experience conflict with others midweek, look deeper to identify the cause. Could making an emotional connection with those involved be helpful in resolving it? Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 11, 16, 27, 41.
This week may offer you a rare opportunity to initiate positive change in your life, without causing great upheaval. Don’t miss the chance to take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 12, 16, 22, 23, 24, 47.
You may want to indulge yourself now. Try to take time to break free of routine responsibilities, but without overindulging. Understand when to return to normality. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 12, 17, 36.
You have passed the halfway point since your birthday. It’s a good time to review your progress toward your goals. Which projects can you bring to completion now? Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 23, 26, 35, 39.
At week’s end, your natural charm may be heightened and others might be more willing to help you achieve your goals. Just be sure that the outcome is a win-win. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 16, 20, 23, 31.
The energy at the week’s end can support your practical and detail-oriented nature. This may help you push through on a project requiring particularly precise work. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 16, 18, 20, 46.
Your emotions may be heightened midweek. If this triggers a conflict with others, initiate an honest but calm conversation about your needs. Look for a compromise. Lucky numbers: 14, 27, 30, 31, 34, 44.
During the middle of the week, taking time for your own self-care could be very helpful. Nurturing yourself is necessary in order to be fully present to help others. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 10, 31, 32, 33.
Sagittarius often focuses on setting lofty goals on a large scale. This week you may have an opportunity to adjust your view to focus on a smaller, more personal effort. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 15, 22, 32, 43.
Are you running into a stalemate in achieving one of your objectives? It might help to take a step back and understand the needs of those putting obstacles in your path. Lucky numbers: 6, 21, 32, 39, 45, 46.
You may find that your thoughts and feelings are out of sync at midweek. Are you able to reconcile them? If not, take a deep breath and wait a few days to act. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 20, 35, 45, 48.
Do you have a goal that is in alignment with your heart and values? Look for opportunities this week to talk to others, which could give it a boost toward manifestation. Lucky numbers: 3, 12, 13, 28, 45, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Peach cousins: Almond and peach trees may look different, but they’re actually close relatives from the Prunus genus. Despite producing different crops of nuts and fruit, they share a similar genetic background and evolutionary history.
Diverse desert: The Sahara Desert is a diverse landscape that includes rocky plateaus, salt flats, and towering mountains alongside its iconic sand dunes. Over 20 lakes dot the desert, with Lake Chad being the only freshwater lake.
Heart hounds: Owning a dog may do more than lift your spirits. It also could improve your heart health. Studies suggest dog owners tend to have lower blood pressure and get more exercise, which helps reduce the risk of heart disease.
Early riser: An early alarm clock was invented by the Greeks using water to trigger a whistle. However, it wasn’t until 1787 that Levi Hutchins created a clock with an alarm, though it only rang at 4 a.m. and wasn’t adjustable!
Floating giants: Despite their fluffy appearance, clouds are surprisingly heavy. A typical cumulus cloud can weigh over 1 million pounds! Yet, they stay suspended overhead because their droplets are spread out across a vast space.
Show me a guy who likes to buy old coins, and I’ll show you a cash customer.
Chief: “Are you still teaching at the Fire Academy?”
Teacher: “No, after 40 years, I’m burned out.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it’s me.
A blizzard is a storm that winterupts traffic.
What did the farmer say to the compost pile? Thank you very mulch.
Chief: “Are you still teaching at the Fire Academy?”
Teacher: “No, after 40 years, I’m burned out.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it’s me.
A blizzard is a storm that winterupts traffic.
What did the farmer say to the compost pile? Thank you very mulch.
Trivia Answers: 1. Aquifer 2. 1977 3. River Shannon 4. Skiing 5. False
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Wobble wars: In China, a game called Swinging Bridge has become a nationwide sensation, challenging participants to master their balance on a wildly unsteady bridge. The game pits two teams against each other on opposite ends of a swaying bridge, each trying to topple the other by shaking it as vigorously as possible. Players who lose their balance find themselves plunging into a shallow pool or landing on soft mattresses below. The game’s rise to fame was fueled by appearances on Chinese reality TV, turning what was once a local challenge into a viral spectacle enjoyed by millions. In the end, Swinging Bridge is all about having fun while finding your footing, no matter how shaky things get.
Preserved perfection: On a family farm in Saint Mihiel, France, the farmers have mastered the art of creating some of the world’s most sought-after meat through a process known as hibernation. The Polmard family developed this innovative method of beef production, allowing them to preserve meat for up to 15 years. By subjecting the meat to frigid air in a specialized environment, the Polmards not only preserve but also enhance the quality of their beef. This technique, pioneered by Alexandre Polmard, results in cuts so rare and valuable that they command prices as high as $3,200 (USD) per kilogram. Only a few elite restaurants, carefully selected by Polmard himself, have the privilege of serving this exceptional beef.
Elderly heist: In Sapporo, Japan, police apprehended three elderly men in their 60s, 70s, and 80s, suspected of multiple burglaries, a surprising trend in a country where crime among seniors is increasing. The men, who met while incarcerated, allegedly decided to join forces after their release. They are accused of targeting vacant homes, stealing small sums of cash and whisky in one instance and jewelry worth ¥1 million (JPY) in another. Each had a distinct role: one carried out the thefts, another was the getaway driver, and the third managed the sale of the loot. The group’s activities were uncovered through security footage, leading to their arrest, during which they required physical assistance.
Slowing down: A Chinese woman named Ms. Yang has taken an unconventional approach to escape the pressures of her demanding career by moving into a retirement home. After working as a screenwriter for over a decade, the stress of the job led to serious health issues, prompting her to seek a slower pace of life. She decided to experience the calm environment of a retirement home, spending her days reading, writing novels, and even helping other residents with their memoirs. While many have found inspiration in her story, others see it as a reflection of the intense work culture in China. Ms. Yang has found herself more productive and fulfilled, focusing on creative projects and enjoying the company of elderly residents.
“Love and friendship exclude each other.” - Jean de La Bruyère
“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” - William Faulkner
“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” - William Faulkner
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
So, You’re Alive, Now What? It’s not too late to confront those philosophical questions that we avoided all our lives. Learn about where we come from, why we are here & where we are going after, forms the basic knowledge of life that everyone should have. Join us on Thursday, Jan. 9, 7pm at McMillan Art Centre, 133 McMillan St, Parksville.
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Catherine Ordronneau, piano; Kai Gleusteen, violin on January 12, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved: $25/23 Phone 250-748-8383
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What is the largest animal without a spine?
2. A red or white dwarf is the burnt remains of a star?
3. Ciabatta is a kind of bread - T/F?
4. The Atacama Desert is in Chile, Brazil, or Venezuela?
5. In Peter Pan, Wendy travelled here.
2. A red or white dwarf is the burnt remains of a star?
3. Ciabatta is a kind of bread - T/F?
4. The Atacama Desert is in Chile, Brazil, or Venezuela?
5. In Peter Pan, Wendy travelled here.
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“Strike while the iron is hot” could be your motto as the week starts. Be careful of unproductive arguments with others, and first think through any potential downside. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 7, 20, 33, 38.
The astrological energy in the middle of the week will be well grounded. This could help you push through any projects that may have been stalled up to now. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 26, 27, 29, 44.
At week’s end, your mind may run in many different directions for a few days. Be sure to note interesting ideas that might come up, but wait to take any action on them. Lucky numbers: 7, 21, 22, 31, 39, 45.
The midweek energy reinforces the highly sensitive Cancer qualities. Adjusting your communication style may help you negotiate what you need from others. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 26, 37, 40, 48.
Pluto will reside in your opposite sign of Aquarius for the next 18 years. This encourages you to expand your focus beyond yourself, and to help humanity as a whole. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 15, 21, 37, 36.
You may find yourself protective and nurturing of a person or endeavour for a few weeks. While this is generally positive, be aware of the temptation to be smothering. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 24, 28, 44, 46.
You may feel conflicted early this week between your needs and those of ones close to you. How might you use your Libra equanimity to achieve a win-win outcome? Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 18, 22, 30, 32.
Midweek, you may find that your intuitive window into the feelings of others is dampened down. Take advantage of these few days to rest and to restore your psyche. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 17, 28, 31, 39.
You may be particularly chatty at week’s end due to your natural enthusiasm. Be careful of speaking impulsively or you may accidentally put your foot in your mouth. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 13, 39, 40, 48.
Your normally ambitious nature may be subdued for several weeks. You might avoid conflict with others by working to truly understand their views of the matter. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 9, 21, 22, 45.
The shift of Pluto into Aquarius is beginning to be felt. Look for an opportunity at week’s end to present a well-defined plan of what you might want to accomplish now. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 26, 39, 40, 42.
You may feel highly sensitive interacting with others, and have difficulty communicating your ideas. Maybe postpone important conversations until this dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 13, 21, 22, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Cloak hacks: Jon Snow’s iconic fur cloak in the hit fantasy series Game of Thrones is made from IKEA rugs. The Swedish brand’s rugs were trimmed and fitted with leather, creating a luxurious look while cleverly saving on the show’s budget.
City crawlers: A new species of ant, dubbed the “ManhattAnt,” was discovered in the medians of New York City. Scientists believe it is unique to the world, likely thriving on processed food scraps found in the urban environment.
Island drift: The U.S. state of Hawaii creeps about 2.76 inches (7 cm) closer to Alaska every year due to tectonic plate shifts. Resting on the Pacific Plate, the islands drift northwest at about the same pace as fingernails grow, marking a slow geological journey.
Brick power: LEGO bricks are tougher than you think. Their plastic can handle more compression than concrete! One small LEGO brick could support the weight of thousands of others, though they’re far too expensive for real-world buildings.
Whistle reunion: Dolphins have a clever way of identifying themselves. They use whistles as names! When they want to find someone, they mimic that dolphin’s unique whistle, making them the first animals besides humans known to use names.
A compulsive golfer is a crackputt.
A tornado married a twister. It was a whirlwind romance.
Boy: “My father is a night watchman.”
Girl: “Does he work at a factory?”
Boy: “No, an observatory.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ball game.
Why did Zorro engage in so many sword fights? He was leading a duel life.
A tornado married a twister. It was a whirlwind romance.
Boy: “My father is a night watchman.”
Girl: “Does he work at a factory?”
Boy: “No, an observatory.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ball game.
Why did Zorro engage in so many sword fights? He was leading a duel life.
Trivia Answers: 1. Giant squid 2. White 3. True 4. Chile
5. Neverland
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Fiery clash: In Morelia, Mexico, a conflict over prime busking territory led to an extraordinary street brawl between a fire-breathing street performer and a mariachi band. Captured by surveillance cameras, the incident begins with a mariachi player chasing and headlocking the performer. The tables turn dramatically as the fire-breather starts exhaling flames, igniting the musicians’ clothing. This intense clash occurred outside El Inferno, a local taco spot, with the fire-breather requiring hospital care. Such fierce competition among street performers in Mexico occasionally leads to violent encounters, though this might be the first involving fire breathing.
Towering failure: Goldin Finance 117, a 596-metre (1,955-ft.) skyscraper in Tianjin, China, holds the title of the world’s tallest abandoned building. Originally intended as a luxury real estate centrepiece, the project was plagued by financial issues that halted construction multiple times. Despite efforts to resume work, the skyscraper remains unfinished. Its planned 128 floors were designed for hotels, commercial spaces, and operational services. Self-financing and market fluctuations led to the Goldin Group developer eventually abandoning the project. This towering structure now serves as a cautionary tale of over-ambition. Its failure prompted stricter regulations on skyscraper projects in China.
Cashew colossus: In Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil, the Cajueiro de Pirangi (Cashew Tree of Pirangi) holds the title of the world’s largest cashew tree. Its crown sprawls more than 8,000 square metres (86,100 sq. ft.) with a circumference of about 500 metres (1,640 ft.). It yields about 60,000 cashew fruits each year. Tourists flock to see this natural wonder, which grows sideways due to a genetic mutation, so its branches root upon contact with the ground. This remarkable growth makes it difficult to identify the original trunk. Believed to be over a thousand years old, the tree offers a unique spectacle that is best appreciated from a high vantage point. The tree is a major local attraction.
Unique vintage: In London, England, content creator Emilie Rae collaborated with Renegade Urban Winery to create a special wine. She personally stomped the grapes from Spain and Lebanon with her bare feet, producing a full-bodied cabernet sauvignon. Rae, who shares content online, is marketing the product to her dedicated followers. Despite nearly slipping and injuring herself during the process, she believes her fans will appreciate that she took part in producing the wine herself. Rae sees this project as a heartfelt tribute to her supporters, offering them a chance to savour a unique, lovingly made wine, though for a price. Each bottle is £100 (GBP).
We couldn't locate Emilie's video but here is one from Renegade Urban Winery...
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzoni
“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” - William Shakespeare
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Treasure Island: A fun-filled family frolic for those who enjoy booing, cheering, singing & laughing at a lighthearted pantomime. Until Dec. 29, Village Theatre, Qualicum. www.echoplayers.ca
It’s Christmas with Maureen Washington: Presented by Knox on Friday, December 20, 7pm. Tickets are $30 and available at Eventbrite, Close to You Ladies Fashions, Fireside Books & Edge Outdoors. Cash only at retail stores. 345 Pym St., Parksville.
Blue Christmas: A service of hope for the moments of sadness in this season of joy. Join others Sat., Dec. 21, 2pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. For more information: www.standrewsnanaimo.ca or 250-758-2676.
A Festive Holiday Concert: With Ty Koch & Nico Rhodes brought to you by Unity Vancouver Island on Sat., Dec. 21, 7:30pm, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas Eve Candlelight Services: Held at 4 & 7pm. Christmas Day worship at 10am. All are welcome at Our Saviour Lutheran Church. 795 Island Highway West, Parksville.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
New Year’s Eve Dance by PA Picklers: Held Tuesday, Dec. 31 at the Italian Hall, Port Alberni. Tickets are $60 per person (ages 19+) & include two live bands playing 70’s & 80’s music. Tickets are cash only & available at Jays Lace It Up, Jim’s Clothes Closet, Noteable Music & Walk the Coast. Doors open at 7pm, music plays from 8:30-12:30pm.
Family New Years Eve Dance: Presented by Cowichan Folk Guild. Performances by the Unfaithful Servants, Whiskey River & special guests on Tuesday, December 31, 7:30pm. $55 per person, kids 14 & under are free. Sold at Ten Old Books & islandsfolk.tickit.ca Full bar service, hors d’oeuvres. neighbourhood shuttle, kids adventure zone & more. Eagles Hall Duncan, 2965 Boys Rd., Duncan.
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The Mississippi River begins in the U.S. state of Minnesota, Montana, or Mississippi ?
2. Hamlet sees the ghost of his mother or father?
3. Fish travel in schools. What about whales?
4. Calculus is a type of math that addresses rates of change - T/F?
5. The berries on the hawthorn tree are called what?
2. Hamlet sees the ghost of his mother or father?
3. Fish travel in schools. What about whales?
4. Calculus is a type of math that addresses rates of change - T/F?
5. The berries on the hawthorn tree are called what?
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You may have experienced the last 18 months as a condensed period of karmic resolution. As this phase starts coming to an end, what have you learned about yourself? Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 19, 30, 39, 42.
Expect the unexpected toward week’s end, particularly related to your relationships with others. Can you find an outside-the-box solution to any conflict that emerges? Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 19, 21, 23, 34.
You may find yourself surrounded by chaotic energy in this holiday week. Be sure to get enough rest and carefully think through any decisions you need to consider. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 15, 16, 37, 46.
Over the next few weeks, others may wonder what happened to your nurturing personality. You might be focused on building your own successes, for a change. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 16, 33, 43, 46.
You might be tempted to take impulsive action at the beginning of the week. Adjusting your view of the situation may allow you to make a more considered decision. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 16, 17, 19, 27.
The energy for the next few weeks may support your practical and grounded nature. If you have postponed a project that requires a lot of work, now may be a good time. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 22, 30, 40, 43.
Over the last 18 months, a number of insights about your shadow may have emerged from your unconscious. Are you ready to move on from its guilt and fear triggers? Lucky numbers: 16, 17, 19, 23, 28, 41.
Your intuitive abilities may be heightened midweek, and could impact your emotional reactions. Please keep this in mind while interacting with others during the holidays. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 8, 21, 32, 39.
Your natural optimism may be heightened at week’s end. Enjoy the holidays, but remember the adage, “All things in moderation.” Later you might be glad that you did so. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 14.
Have you taken the time yet to evaluate what you may have achieved this year and developed a set of plans for the new year? If not, why? What are you waiting for? Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 23, 28, 32, 43.
During the next few weeks, an opportunity may arise that you previously might not have considered. Could it help you accomplish your objective in a new way? Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 18, 21, 22, 30.
You may find yourself of two minds about how to proceed. Focus on self awareness about the situation. If you’re frustrated, avoid any temptation to argue with others. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 14, 23, 37, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Sky-high marvel: The Willis Tower, a Chicago, Illinois (U.S.), icon, formerly known as the Sears Tower, offers breathtaking views from its Skydeck, where visitors can see four different states on a clear day. This architectural giant was designed to sway gracefully with the wind.
Super cattle: Beefalo, a hybrid of cattle and bison, blend the traits of both species: the hardiness of bison with the milking ease of cattle. This innovative hybrid aims to improve meat quality and efficiency in production.
Tasty ID: Just like fingerprints, your tongue has its own unique “print.” Scientists discovered that each tongue’s shape and texture are one of a kind. This could even be used for future identity verification through advanced imaging technology.
Presidential pets: U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt was known for having an eclectic collection of pets, including a hyena named Bill, a gift from Emperor Menelik II of Ethiopia. Roosevelt taught Bill tricks while the animal was living at the White House.
Banana glow: While bananas look yellow to the naked eye, they reveal a secret under black lights: a blue glow! This happens because the chlorophyll in bananas breaks down as they ripen, causing the fruit to fluoresce and emit a blue hue under UV light.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kissimmee. Kissimmee who? Kissimmee a frog and he becomes a prince.
Why does a mother kangaroo hope it doesn’t rain? Because the kids have to play inside.
Humpty Dumpty is just a shell of his former self.
Did you hear about the paranoid bloodhound? He thought everyone was following him.
Mr. Crow: “I don’t feel like going to work today.”
Mrs. Crow: “Well, caw in sick.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Minnesota 2. Father 3. Pods 4. True 5. Haws
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Croc scare: It’s not every day that people think they see a crocodile on the loose near the village of Cholesbury, England. But that’s exactly what they thought they spotted lounging in a flooded puddle, prompting them to alert the police. The Thames Valley Police responded and, sure enough, found the “crocodile.” However, it turned out to be the plastic head of a toy floating in the murky water. Police laughed about the situation, and one officer even posed for a picture grappling with the “alligator,” reassuring the community that they were all safe. They also used the opportunity to joke about the difference between an alligator and a crocodile: one will see you later, and the other will see you after a while.
Nautical nap: In Taiwan, a man named Hong Nan had a miraculous rescue after drifting into the open sea on a colourful swim ring. After a hot day at work, he jumped into the water to cool off and, after a few drinks, fell asleep. Hours later, he woke up miles from the shore. Despite shouting for help, he was too far out to be heard. After he drifted for 19 hours, a fishing boat spotted and rescued him. Visibly weak and dehydrated but in good health, he was brought back to port and taken to the hospital. The doctors ran tests and found him stable, discharging him shortly after. His incredible story has since gone viral, with many amazed at his luck.
Bee spill: When five million honey bees fell off a trailer truck in Burlington, Ontario (Canada), authorities found themselves in a sticky situation. Boxes containing bees and beehives slid off the truck and spilled across the road, said a spokesperson from the regional police service. The police called in several beekeepers to come help manage the situation. Although the bees were cleared from the scene within hours, police advised local residents and drivers to keep their windows closed, and reminded people that honey bees are fairly gentle and won’t bother people unless provoked. The incident highlighted the importance of secure transport for such precious cargo.
Air butter: A California company called Savor has pioneered a method to create a butter-like substance using only simple elements. This unique process, which assembles fat molecules from carbon dioxide and hydrogen, creates dairy-free products that closely mimic the taste and texture of traditional butter, cheese, and ice cream. By avoiding greenhouse gasses, using minimal water, and not relying on farmland, Savor’s method significantly reduces the environmental impact compared to conventional agriculture. Taste tests have shown their butter alternative is almost identical to the real thing. Savor plans to expand into other dairy-free products, aiming to revolutionize sustainable food production.
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” - Harper Lee
“The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.” - Francesco Guicciardini
“The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.” - Francesco Guicciardini
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
All Aboard Santa’s Express! Port Alberni’s beloved heritage railway is back in action bringing the annual Christmas train. Held Dec. 14 & 15 at 11am, 12 noon, 2pm, 3pm & 4pm. The tickets will sell out fast! Available at: www.AlberniPacificRailway.ca Book early to avoid disappointment.
Treasure Island: A fun-filled family frolic for those who enjoy booing, cheering, singing & laughing at a lighthearted pantomime. Until Dec. 29, Village Theatre, Qualicum. www.echoplayers.ca
YouthNetwork Coats for Christmas: Please donate new/gently used coats, hats, gloves & socks for the people in need Saturday, Dec. 14, 11am-3pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo.
Christmas Craft Fair: Features 40+ vendors on Sat., Dec. 14, 10am-3pm. Free admission. Lunch & refreshments available. Errington War Memorial Hall, 1390 Errington Rd.
Christmas Memories with Urbanstreet: Held at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church Street, Port Alberni on Saturday, Dec. 14, 7:30-9:30pm. Tickets are $15 for adults & $12 for under 12 yrs. They can be purchased at Walk the Coast, by choir members or at the door.
Last Stop Christmas Shop Market: Held Sat., Dec. 14 & Sun., Dec. 15, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs. For table rentals call Julia: 250-240-0516.
Sail Past 2024: Held at Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, December 15, 5-7:30pm. 1st prize, $1000; 2nd prize, $750; 3rd prize, $500. Hot cocoa, hot dogs, live music, carolling, visit with Santa, fireworks & firepit. Awards at 8pm at Blue Marlin.
A Reading of a Christmas Carol: Held Sun., Dec. 15, 1:30pm at RC Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo. Adults $15, kids $10, under 12 is free. Tickets: 250-247-9756 or Iron Oxide Art Supplies, 11 Cliff St.
Christmas Bells Are Ringing: Camerata Singers & Island Time Saxophone Quartet present joyful holiday music on Sun., Dec. 15, 2:30pm, St. Andrew’s United Church, 315 Fitzwilliam St. Tickets $20 at door, children free.
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
It’s Christmas with Maureen Washington: Presented by Knox on Friday, December 20, 7pm. Tickets are $30 and available at Eventbrite, Close to You Ladies Fashions, Fireside Books & Edge Outdoors. Cash only at retail stores. 345 Pym St., Parksville.
Blue Christmas: A service of hope for the moments of sadness in this season of joy. Join others Sat., Dec. 21, 2pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. For more information: www.standrewsnanaimo.ca or 250-758-2676.
A Festive Holiday Concert: With Ty Koch & Nico Rhodes brought to you by Unity Vancouver Island on Sat., Dec. 21, 7:30pm, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas Eve Candlelight Services: Held at 4 & 7pm. Christmas Day worship at 10am. All are welcome at Our Saviour Lutheran Church. 795 Island Highway West, Parksville.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
New Year’s Eve Dance by PA Picklers: Held Tuesday, Dec. 31 at the Italian Hall, Port Alberni. Tickets are $60 per person (ages 19+) & include two live bands playing 70’s & 80’s music. Tickets are cash only & available at Jays Lace It Up, Jim’s Clothes Closet, Noteable Music & Walk the Coast. Doors open at 7pm, music plays from 8:30-12:30pm.
Family New Years Eve Dance: Presented by Cowichan Folk Guild. Performances by the Unfaithful Servants, Whiskey River & special guests on Tuesday, December 31, 7:30pm. $55 per person, kids 14 & under are free. Sold at Ten Old Books & islandsfolk.tickit.ca Full bar service, hors d’oeuvres. neighbourhood shuttle, kids adventure zone & more. Eagles Hall Duncan, 2965 Boys Rd., Duncan.
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
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1. Helen of Troy was queen of what ancient region?
2. In chess, does the bishop move forward, backward, or diagonally?
3. This triangle has unequal sides and angles.
4. St. Croix is the largest in what chain of islands?
5. Who wrote the book The Da Vinci Code?
2. In chess, does the bishop move forward, backward, or diagonally?
3. This triangle has unequal sides and angles.
4. St. Croix is the largest in what chain of islands?
5. Who wrote the book The Da Vinci Code?
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“When the student is ready, the teacher appears.” An older mentor may appear who challenges your comfort zone. Reconsider any temptation to reject them because of it. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 25, 26, 34, 42.
The next month’s energy will be grounded and reinforce the natural abilities of your sign. How might you take advantage of this opportunity to achieve what you need? Lucky numbers: 14, 20, 24, 26, 31, 39.
At midweek, you may feel particularly happy and optimistic. Enjoy the dynamic for the few days it is in effect. But be careful about making any long term decisions now. Lucky numbers: 4, 15, 16, 20, 28, 29.
At the beginning of the week, finding ways to reduce stress may be helpful. Recharging your energy is always important so that you can be available to others. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 22, 29, 32, 45.
At midweek, you may be eager to take a break and play. If you have responsibilities that you can’t abandon, finding some way to manifest this desire is still important. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 7, 12, 28, 33.
If possible, midweek may be a good time to work alone. This could give you an opportunity to focus on the details and avoid any temptation to nitpick with others. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 20, 29, 43, 44.
Are you looking at a stressful situation in your life through rose-coloured glasses? The grounded energy of the next month may help give you the strength to address it. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 12, 17, 31, 43.
Do you sometimes feel exhausted by psychic flotsam and jetsam you pick up from others? The next month provides a grounded energy to develop healthier boundaries. Lucky numbers: 17, 26, 27, 30, 34, 38.
Your natural optimism sometimes lacks the endurance to get to the finish line. The grounded energy of this month can help you now. Where might you want to direct it? Lucky numbers: 5, 20, 21, 40, 43, 46.
Successful accomplishments are an important Capricorn theme. Your birthday month is a good time to evaluate what you achieved this year, and goals for the new year. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 15, 17, 26, 35.
You may find that your heart and head are in opposition at midweek. If you normally prioritize your mind, perhaps consider leaning into your heart’s desire for a change. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 16, 24, 31, 44.
You may tire easily this week, so planning to get enough rest may be important. This downtime might bring you fresh insight on how to proceed after this period passes. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 24, 43, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Fashion flashpoint: Jennifer Lopez’s iconic green dress at the 2000 Grammys didn’t just turn heads, it revolutionized the internet. The overwhelming demand for photos led Google to create Image Search, changing how we find pictures online.
Tank tea-time: British army tanks come equipped with a boiling vessel, a device that allows the crew to brew tea or heat food without leaving the safety of their vehicle. This reflects the nation’s deep-rooted love of tea, even on the battlefield.
Tank tea-time: British army tanks come equipped with a boiling vessel, a device that allows the crew to brew tea or heat food without leaving the safety of their vehicle. This reflects the nation’s deep-rooted love of tea, even on the battlefield.
Star readers: Ancient Mayan civilization valued astronomy, seeing the stars, moon, and planets as reflecting the actions of the gods. Detailed records reveal sophisticated tracking of celestial bodies, vital for their calendar and societal planning.
IKEA origins: Founded by Ingvar Kamprad, IKEA started as a small, mail-order business in Sweden. Its name is an acronym derived from Kamprad’s initials, his family farm Elmtaryd, and his hometown Agunnaryd.
Fruit preservation: The apples at the grocery store might be older than you think. Since apples are usually only harvested in the fall, growers store them in refrigerated warehouses to keep them fresh, allowing you to enjoy them year-round.
The weather forecast called for freezing rain. Sure enough, it was an ice day.
They’re a perfect match! She’s a real estate broker, and he has a lot to offer.
Applicant: “If I get the job, will I be paid weekly or monthly?”
Boss: “I guarantee you’ll be paid weakly.”
What do you call a penguin in the rain forest? Lost.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Garden. Garden who? A dragon is garden the treasure!
They’re a perfect match! She’s a real estate broker, and he has a lot to offer.
Applicant: “If I get the job, will I be paid weekly or monthly?”
Boss: “I guarantee you’ll be paid weakly.”
What do you call a penguin in the rain forest? Lost.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Garden. Garden who? A dragon is garden the treasure!
Trivia Answers: 1. Sparta 2. Diagonally 3. Scalene 4. U.S. Virgin Islands
5. Dan Brown
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Zebra chase: A zebra that had escaped and was spotted roaming the foothills of western Washington state (U.S.) was safely recaptured a week later. Despite her adventures in the wild, she appeared to be in good condition. The zebra was initially traveling with three other zebras in a trailer destined for the state of Montana, where they were going to be part of a petting zoo. While three of the animals were swiftly apprehended, the fourth zebra had managed to evade capture by hopping a fence and disappearing. Following numerous sightings, she was joyfully reunited with her dazzle, or group, of zebras.