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Sept 9 - 15, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
GPS groceries: In Australia, a grocery chain called Drakes Supermarkets is taking measures it deems necessary to prevent the theft of expensive items, particularly meat products. To combat this issue, the chain has started embedding GPS trackers in its meat packaging. If the tracker hasn’t been deactivated by the cashier at the register, it will trigger an alarm when a customer leaves the store with the item. While shoppers say they understand the need for such measures, many view it as a sad sign of the times. However, the initiative has shown promise in reducing theft and ensuring that products remain available for paying customers.
Super sale: Superman comic books are certainly collectors’ items, and a copy featuring Superman for the very first time, 86 years ago, has become the world’s most valuable comic edition. It was recently sold at auction for $6 million (USD). The Texas-based Heritage Auctions, which sold the comic book, said the sale price surpassed the previous record for a comic book sale. The version that broke the sales record came out in 1938 and was part of the Kansas City Pedigree collection. The previous record-holder sold for $5.3 million in 2022. This recent landmark sale does indeed underscore the enduring legacy and immense value of vintage comic books.
One smart girl: At the tender age of four, Anthaea-Grace Patricia Dennis displayed exceptional intelligence, prompting educators to enroll her directly into second grade. By the age of six, she had progressed to grade four, as she demonstrated a remarkable pace of learning. Hailing from Canada’s Ottawa Valley, this extraordinary student attained her Honours Bachelor’s degree in biomedical science from the University of Ottawa at a mere 12 years old. Anthaea-Grace said she firmly believes that age should never be a barrier to achieving one’s rightful place and aspirations. Her journey certainly underscores the power of determination and intellect in defying conventional expectations.
Coffee race: Attention all servers in restaurants and cafes: This race is tailor-made for you. In the heart of Paris, France, participants don their signature attire of crisp white shirts, black trousers, and aprons as they assemble at the starting line near Paris City Hall. Their mission? To partake in a venerable tradition dating back 110 years, known as the Course des Cafés coffee race. With precision and skill, they navigate a 1.2-mile (1.9 km) course while delicately balancing a tray bearing a glass of water, a cup of coffee, and a croissant. The challenge? To complete the race without spilling a drop and without breaking into a run, showcasing both agility and finesse in this unique competition.
“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.” - Louis L’amour
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Presented by DeCosmo’s Fine Art Society, now until Sept. 29, Thurs thru Sunday, 11am-3pm at McMillan Art Gallery, 133 McMillan St. An exhibit of paintings that will stir your memories.
Alberni Valley Fall Fair: Something for everyone! It is a place for the community to come together & celebrate the beginning of fall in the Alberni Valley. Held Sept. 5 - 8. Our theme is ‘Ride, Play, Repeat!’ Held at the Fairgrounds, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni
Festival of Flowers & Fine Arts: Sept. 7 & 8, 1-4pm, at St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave @ Hoylake Rd., Qualicum Beach. Celebrate ‘Creation’ in flowers & through the artistic skills of St. Mark’s parishioners. Entry by donation. Contact: sueandjohn@shaw.ca
Nanaimo Curling Club Parking Lot Sale: For a $20 table fee ($25 for non-members), you can bring your treasures & keep the profits. Local vendors & crafters welcome. Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Concession, pro shop, NCC info table. For info, contact Janice at 250-218-9639. Volunteers needed.
Music Seminar with Evangelist Ken Lynch. Sept 8 at 10am, 11am & 6pm and Sept 9-11 at 6:30pm. Hosted by Harbour Baptist Church, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Info 250-327-8812
More Than A Garage Sale: Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Over 50 vendors, NCC info table.
Waterwise Irrigation Workshop: Held Tuesday, Sept. 10, 4-6pm at Fruit Forest Farm, 802 Aros Rd., Cobble Hill. Discussing water conservation for gardeners, farmers & land stewards. There will be a farm tour, light snacks & tea. Admission by suggested cash donation of $10-$30. No pets please.
Mid Island Floral Art Club meeting Sept. 12, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. A demo & workshop ‘Harvest Moon - Crescent Design’ Guest fee $6. New members welcome.
Classics in the Courtyard @ Parksville Museum: Enjoy live classical music by Vancouver-based harpist & cellist on Sept. 12, 6-8pm. Visit www.parksvillemuseum.com or call 250-248-6966 for tix.
Mid Island Floral Art Club meeting Sept. 12, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. A demo & workshop ‘Harvest Moon - Crescent Design’ Guest fee $6. New members welcome.
156th Annual Cowichan Exhibition Fall Fair: Held Sept. 13, 14 & 15 at Exhibition grounds, 7380 TCH, Duncan. This year’s theme is ‘One smart sheep’. Hall exhibits, tractor pull, livestock shows, carnival rides, kids corral,food vendors, logger sports & more.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
40th Annual Port Alberni Toy Run: Bikes gather at Little Qualicum Fall’s Provincial Park on Sat., Sept. 14, 10am. Cannon goes off at noon & 1000 bikes ride to Glenwood Centre in Port Alberni. Bike games, show & shine, vendors, kid’s games & more. Activities on Sun., Sept. 15 include pancake breakfast & continued fun. Visit: portalbernitoyrun.ca for more details.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. September 14, 15 & October 12, 26, 12 - 4pm. Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
12th Annual Family Farms Day: Held on Sunday, September 15, 11am-3pm. An excellent way to learn more about local agriculture & meet some farmers in the Alberni Valley. 7 sites will be participating in this year’s self-guided tour & to celebrate the folks that are opening their gates to the community. For more info, visit: www.avfood.ca/events
Square Dancing at the Parksville Community Centre: Singles or couples. New dancer 10 week program starts Sept. 19. Normal clothes, 80s & 90s music. Email: Wheelarounds2017@gmail.com for more info.
Parksville Newcomers Alumni Club AGM: Thur., Sept. 19, 2pm at Parksville Royal Canadian Legion Hall, 146 Hirst Ave. Also open to anyone new to the area wishing to join the Parksville Newcomers Club.
Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.
Cultivating a Culture of Peace: Sat., Sept. 21, 1-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo. Live music, children’s activities, fun, gratitude & inspiration. Free event & everyone is welcome.
80’s Retro Dance Party! Held Saturday, Sept. 21, 7:30-11pm at The Capitol Theatre in Port Alberni. The music will be totally tubular, and there will be costume prizes awarded between sets. Tickets are $25 & available both at the door & online www.atthecaptiol.org
Fall Equinox Party - Island Style: Zumba Masterclass held Sunday, Sept. 22, 5:30-7pm at Somenos Room, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. For info, email RJpringle@shaw.ca
Free Downsizing Seminar: Held Thur., Sept. 26, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. A step-by-step on how to downsize your home. Pre-register at 250-616-3641.
Crime Stoppers is Holding Document Shredding Day: Sept. 28, 11am-3pm at Country Grocer, Bowen Rd. Your confidential papers are shredded on site. $20 per bankers box. BBQ by donation. Proceeds to crime reduction.
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Apply To Be a Fitness Instructor: Regional District is looking for part time & substitute fitness instructors. Please send your resume with current first aid & fitness certificates to: recparks@rdn.bc.ca
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Historic Bridgetown, a UNESCO heritage site, is located in what island nation?
2. A frog in the larval stage of development is called a ______.
3. Who wrote the novel Mary Poppins, published in 1934?
4. She was the first woman to be prime minister of India.
5. A banana tree is an herb - T/F?
2. A frog in the larval stage of development is called a ______.
3. Who wrote the novel Mary Poppins, published in 1934?
4. She was the first woman to be prime minister of India.
5. A banana tree is an herb - T/F?
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You may find that your confidence is shaken during the middle of the week. Resolve to seek out the source of this feeling and make any emotional adjustments that are needed. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 7, 12, 15, 18.
Taurus-born usually value a stable and grounded environment in life. This desire may be supported over the next few weeks, particularly in communications with others. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 27, 29, 32, 48.
This week you may find an expanded optimism and that things easily go your way. How might you apply this energy to endeavours that align with your highest values? Lucky numbers: 3, 17, 25, 43, 44, 45.
At midweek, you may find yourself writing down ideas that suddenly come to you. Whether starting a book or recording random thoughts, don’t overlook this opportunity. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 15, 17, 23, 44.
You may find that your head and your heart are out of sync at week’s end. Can you find a way to resolve this stalemate? If not, take a deep breath and wait a few days. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 13, 28, 30, 34.
Many Virgos have a natural attention to details. This skill may be heightened for the next few weeks. Others might seek your help with issues that require this skill set. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 21, 22, 29, 35.
Libra’s tact and diplomacy are strengths in relationships with others. For the next few weeks, precise communication and knowing details of situations may be important. Lucky numbers: 13, 22, 27, 29, 41, 42.
Sometimes Scorpios have difficulty in effectively translating their intuitive insights to others. For the next few weeks, communicating this information may be easier for you. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 8, 28, 42, 47.
If you feel wanderlust early this week, stop for a moment before you pack your bags. Would travel truly provide satisfaction or is this feeling driven by something else? Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 17, 23, 28, 36.
Is your desire for stability grounded in fear or in a desire to build a positive structure in your life? Answering this question may guide you in making any necessary adjustment. Lucky numbers: 8, 16, 18, 19, 30, 47.
If tempers have been flying in your world lately, the end of the week may offer an opportunity to cool the situation. Your calm demeanour could aid this process. Lucky numbers: 15, 22, 24, 25, 29, 44.
Are you running into obstacles in manifesting a dream or vision that is close to your heart? What adjustment in your view of the situation might make achieving it more likely? Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 23, 27, 29, 31.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Tongue tradition: In North American culture, sticking your tongue out at someone is considered rude. But in Tibetan culture, it’s a way of greeting others and is a sign of respect or agreement, a tradition since the ninth century.
Beatle’s bite: John Lennon’s molar sold at auction in 2011 for just over $31,000 (USD). Lennon, who died in 1980, had given his tooth to his housekeeper after a dentist visit and suggested she give it to her daughter, a Beatles fan.
Big shoes: Spider-Man walked up walls because he could. But scientists at Cambridge University (U.K.) have estimated that he would have needed unbelievably huge, sticky foot pads requiring size 114 shoes (U.S.).
Handcrafted history: In the early 1500s in Paris, France, the first union of hand-knitters was established. Once the knitting machine was invented in the late 1500s, knitting by hand became more of a hobby than an occupation.
Good sense: In the fourth century B.C.E., Aristotle identified the human senses of sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. Today, depending on the classifications, some scientists say we have as many as 33 senses, including the senses of balance and heat.
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Pat: “Does your teacher talk to herself?”
Matt: “Yes, but she thinks we’re listening.”
What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.
How do knights change channels? With a re-moat.
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to vacuum it.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Well, hello there!
Matt: “Yes, but she thinks we’re listening.”
What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.
How do knights change channels? With a re-moat.
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to vacuum it.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Well, hello there!
Trivia Answers: 1. Barbados 2. Tadpole 3. P.L. Travers 4. Indira Gandhi 5. True
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Gaming grandma: Affectionately dubbed “Gamer Grandma,” a Japanese woman has claimed the title of the world’s oldest YouTube gamer. Since launching her channel in 2015, Hamako Mori has amassed a huge following, garnering hundreds of thousands of subscribers. Her videos range from the process of unboxing new consoles to showing off her gaming skills. Recognized by Guinness World Records, Mori’s videos capture her joy and humour, and offer glimpses into her life and gaming adventures. Her gaming journey began with the Cassette Vision console in the early 1980s and hasn’t stopped since. She is proving that age is no barrier in the gaming world.
Miracle dog: She’s being hailed as the miracle dog. Mishka, a 3-year-old street dog from Mexico, adopted by the Houman Family in San Diego, California (U.S.), went missing. Eight months later, the lost dog reappeared 2,000 miles (3,218 km) away in Detroit, Michigan. The family never lost hope that their beloved pet would be found. When Mishka was picked up by police in response to a report about a stray dog, an implanted identity chip helped trace her owners to San Diego. The animal welfare group that facilitated the return speculates that the dog had been stolen, sold, and ended up in Michigan.
Noisy highway: Guangzhou, China, has several examples of roads being built around “hold-out” individuals who refuse to sell their buildings. One of them, known as “Number 28 on Yongxing Jie,” is an eight-story building located right in the middle of a multi-lane traffic overpass. Back in 2008, authorities wanted to build the new traffic infrastructure, and marked several area buildings for demolition. While most owners agreed to sell, the owners of Number 28 did not. When the two sides could not reach an agreement, the authorities went ahead and built the overpass, leaving the yellow apartment building in the middle of the swirling traffic lanes.
Clean beaches: In New Jersey (U.S.), one can never predict what someone might discover on the state’s beaches, which is why the nonprofit Clean Ocean Action hosts a biannual event to document some of the unusual items that are either left behind or wash up on the shores. Every spring and fall, thousands of participants gather to comb more than 70 beaches. Among the more unusual discoveries are an adult-size Elmo costume, a rubber brain, rosary beads, and even a whoopee cushion, just to name a few. The organization publishes an annual “Roster of the Ridiculous,” showcasing the strangest finds.
“Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars but remember to keep your feet on the ground.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
“Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.”
- Lao Tzu
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Port Alberni Salmon Festival Re-Launch: Held Friday, August 30, 5-10pm; Saturday, August 31, 10am-10pm; Sunday, Sept. 1, 10am-10pm & Monday, Sept. 2, 10am-3pm. Bullhead derby is Sat., August 31, 9-11am at the Harbour Quay/Argyle Pier. For more info, visit salmonfestival.ca
Free Family Fun Day! Held Sunday, September 1, 11am-5pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, downtown Nanaimo waterfront. Live entertainment, food trucks, artisan vendors, sports demos, a best dressed pet contest & more!
A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Presented by DeCosmo’s Fine Art Society, Sept. 3 - 29, Thurs thru Sunday, 11am-3pm at McMillan Art Gallery, 133 McMillan St. An exhibit of paintings that will stir your memories.
Tai Chi Open House: Thursday, Sept 5, 9:30-11:30am, Nanoose Place, 2925 NW Bay Rd., Nanoose Bay. Register at 778 744-0413 or at midislandtaichi.org Admission by donation.
Alberni Valley Fall Fair: Something for everyone! It is a place for the community to come together & celebrate the beginning of fall in the Alberni Valley. Held Sept. 5 - 8. Our theme is ‘Ride, Play, Repeat!’ Held at the Fairgrounds, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni
Festival of Flowers & Fine Arts: Sept. 7 & 8, 1-4pm, at St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave @ Hoylake Rd., Qualicum Beach. Celebrate ‘Creation’ in flowers & through the artistic skills of St. Mark’s parishioners. Entry by donation. Contact: sueandjohn@shaw.ca
Nanaimo Curling Club Parking Lot Sale: For a $20 table fee ($25 for non-members), you can bring your treasures & keep the profits. Local vendors & crafters welcome. Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Concession, pro shop, NCC info table. For info, contact Janice at 250-218-9639. Volunteers needed.
Music Seminar with Evangelist Ken Lynch. Sept 8 at 10am, 11am & 6pm and Sept 9-11 at 6:30pm. Hosted by Harbour Baptist Church, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Info 250-327-8812
More Than A Garage Sale: Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Over 50 vendors, NCC info table.
Mid Island Floral Art Club meeting Sept. 12, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. A demo & workshop ‘Harvest Moon - Crescent Design’ Guest fee $6. New members welcome.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
40th Annual Port Alberni Toy Run: Bikes gather at Little Qualicum Fall’s Provincial Park on Sat., Sept. 14, 10am. Cannon goes off at noon & 1000 bikes ride to Glenwood Centre in Port Alberni. Bike games, show & shine, vendors, kid’s games & more. Activities on Sun., Sept. 15 include pancake breakfast & continued fun. Visit: portalbernitoyrun.ca for more details.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. September 14, 15 & October 12, 26, 12 - 4pm. Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Square Dancing at the Parksville Community Centre: Singles or couples. New dancer 10 week program starts Sept. 19. Normal clothes, 80s & 90s music. Email: Wheelarounds2017@gmail.com for more info.
Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.
Fall Equinox Party - Island Style: Zumba Masterclass held Sunday, Sept. 22, 5:30-7pm at Somenos Room, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. For info, email RJpringle@shaw.ca
Free Downsizing Seminar: Held Thur., Sept. 26, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. A step-by-step on how to downsize your home. Pre-register at 250-616-3641.
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Apply To Be a Fitness Instructor: Regional District is looking for part time & substitute fitness instructors. Please send your resume with current first aid & fitness certificates to: recparks@rdn.bc.ca
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The extinct language Omurano was spoken in this present-day country.
2. The Olympics eliminated what rope-pulling sport after 1920?
3. Napoleon Bonaparte was the king of France - T/F?
4. What is a geoduck?
5. This American abstract expressionist painter was known for his drip technique.
2. The Olympics eliminated what rope-pulling sport after 1920?
3. Napoleon Bonaparte was the king of France - T/F?
4. What is a geoduck?
5. This American abstract expressionist painter was known for his drip technique.
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Is it time to finally shed that old pattern that is holding you back? There may be an opportunity this week to listen for a solution or find a helpful guide. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 8, 20, 28, 44.
At week’s end, you may want to be cautious in your endeavours. This includes activities involving vehicles, electronics, and communications with others. Think before you act. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 18, 20, 29, 36.
Geminis often respond from the head, rather than the heart. Seek new opportunities over the next couple of months that will encourage more balance between the two. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 22, 28, 39, 41.
For the next two months, consider closely monitoring your interactions with others for any passive aggressive responses. Look for underlying causes of any such reactions. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 29, 30, 32, 47.
Those born under Leo may struggle with reaching maturity. An opportunity could present itself over the next couple of months to help that process. Don’t let it pass by. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 13, 18, 19, 39.
Service often can be an important theme for Virgos. Early in the coming week may be a good time to ask what new intention you want to set in this regard. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 22, 36, 42, 43.
The middle of the week may present you with an opportunity to make a reset in your life, starting during the next month. What change does your heart most desire? Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 13, 21, 32, 34.
Do you understand what is motivating your actions right now? If not, the weekend may be a good time to stop and explore the hidden feelings that are driving you. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 22, 42, 44, 48.
Sagittarius often strives to climb the next mountain and examine the view from its summit. For the next two months, what could inner exploration show you about yourself? Lucky numbers: 18, 23, 29, 32, 33, 34.
Pluto is about to finally end a long-term transit through your sign. You may feel an urgency to complete something before this aspect ends. Carefully consider actions to take. Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 13, 18, 19, 22.
Aquarius sometimes is accused of loving humanity, but disliking individual humans. For the next two months, cultivating a more personal level of empathy may be possible. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 13, 21, 35, 40.
This week may be difficult, with a stalemate or active conflict. Reach for a positive adjustment in the situation. Resist the temptation to escape, especially with substances. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 17, 18, 21, 29.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Speeding ticket: The first speeding ticket in the world was issued in 1896 in Kent, England. Walter Arnold was the driver and he was ticketed for going an outrageous 8 miles (12 km) per hour. That was four times the legal speed limit.
Lucky guy: Teddy Roosevelt, president of the United States from 1901 to 1909, could thank his eyeglass case and a thick roll of speech notes, both in his vest pocket, for stopping an assassin’s bullet to the chest in 1912.
Woolly pig: The Mangalista pig is unlike most breeds of pig. It has a thick, sheep-like wool coat rather than the bristly hairs of most pigs. This native of Hungary is said to be the “Kobe beef of pork.”
Beaver tails: Hand-stretched wheat dough, deep fried and sprinkled with sugar, is a popular Canadian sweet treat known as Beaver Tails. In 1978, Grant Hooker trademarked a recipe from his German-Canadian grandmother.
Scent loss: After age 80, it’s reported that over 75% of people may experience significant olfactory impairment, losing both their sense of smell and their ability to differentiate between scents.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to go to the dentist?
What bird is always short of breath? A puffin.
Groups of intelligent trees grow next to each other. It’s called a brainforest.
Patient: “Doctor! Please help me. I think I am invisible!”
Doctor: “Who said that?”
A chess champion at lunch will take 20 minutes to pass the salt.
What bird is always short of breath? A puffin.
Groups of intelligent trees grow next to each other. It’s called a brainforest.
Patient: “Doctor! Please help me. I think I am invisible!”
Doctor: “Who said that?”
A chess champion at lunch will take 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Trivia Answers: 1. Peru 2. Tug of war 3. False 4. Large clam 5. Jackson Pollock
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Short snoozes: Underneath the chins of chinstrap penguins is a thin black band that gives them their distinctive name. Protecting their nests from predators like brown skua birds is vital, but challenging, for the penguins. To combat the threat, they’ve adopted a unique sleep strategy. These penguins take thousands of “microsleeps” every day, but each only lasts for about four seconds. By monitoring the penguins’ brain activity, researchers have been able to confirm this behaviour. Remarkably, the birds can keep up this sort of sleep schedule for weeks on end. While scientists aren’t certain if these brief naps provide any deep rest, the naps do enable the penguins to safeguard their offspring.
Heartfelt gesture: At Providence College in Rhode Island (U.S.), students forged a bond with their dorm’s overnight security guard, whom they affectionately know as “Unc.” The students recognized his kindness and knew he was longing to see his family in Nigeria after over a decade away from home. So they rallied to fund a trip for him. Their GoFundMe campaign garnered support from thousands within only a day. When they presented the overwhelming $3,000 (USD) amount to James Mogaji, he shed tears of gratitude. The emotional moment spread through an online video, showcasing the impact of communal kindness. The security guard knelt in prayer, demonstrating the impact of the students’ compassion.
School surprise: In a quaint town in Minnesota (U.S.), Catie Zwier is a beloved kindergarten teacher who envisioned her students playing a role in her wedding. As it happened, her wedding day coincided with Catholic Schools Week, a week of themed dress-up days, so she and her fiancé devised a plan. The teacher seized the opportunity to plan a “Fancy Surprise Day” at the school, unbeknownst to the children. That day, amid the eager faces of her students, the couple exchanged vows in the presence of their school family. Initially, the children were shocked, but soon they erupted into excited applause. From flower girls to readers, the students were integral to the ceremony.
Lucky cats: The 19 feral cats that roam the National Palace, which is the presidential home in Mexico City, have been a fixture for years. They even wander into rooms where meetings or television interviews are taking place. The palace is built on the same ground as the former palace of the Indigenous Emperor Moctezuma, whose ancient empire honoured dogs, not cats. The Mexican president recently declared the cats as “living fixed assets,” the first animals to receive such an honour. This means that they will receive food and care for life. They are now considered a symbol of the National Palace.
“Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.” - Benjamin Disraeli
“I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.” - George S. Patton
“I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.” - George S. Patton
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Register Today! Fitness classes; early years, children & youth programs; pickleball; guided hikes; swim & skate lessons & more. Register today at rdn.bc.ca/recreation. Ravensong Aquatic Centre: 250-752-5014 or Oceanside Place Arena: 250-248-3252.
Ladysmith Juried Arts Festival: ‘Art Jam’ held Sat., Aug. 24, 4-8pm. Make art, enjoy interactive art stations, paint competition & live music. ‘Art’s Market’ held Sun., Aug. 25, 10am-4pm. Shop original paintings, jewellery, fabric art, pottery & more. 1st Ave., Ladysmith from Warren to Buller Streets.
Crofton Day: Held August 24, noon - 8pm, in the park by Old School Museum & sponsored by Crofton Community Centre Society. Inflatables, foam pit, obstacle course, live music, food trucks & more. Movie at dusk.
Ladysmith Juried Arts Festival: ‘Art Jam’ held Sat., Aug. 24, 4-8pm. Make art, enjoy interactive art stations, paint competition & live music. ‘Art’s Market’ held Sun., Aug. 25, 10am-4pm. Shop original paintings, jewellery, fabric art, pottery & more. 1st Ave., Ladysmith from Warren to Buller Streets.
Nanaimo Gladiolus & Dahlia Society Annual Show: Held at Country Club Mall on Saturday, August 24 & 25, mall hours.
Italian Day! Presented by Grove Hall Farm on Aug. 25, 11am-6pm at 6159 Lakes Rd., Duncan. Limited parking spaces, road parking avail., but we encourage car pooling. Come speak Italian, enjoy local vendors, pizza, gelato, prizes, live music & more.
Cedar Appreciation Day: Bring the kids to the Cedar Farmers Market, 1984 Woodbank, on Sunday, August 25, starting at 9:30am. Pancake breakfast, games, art, sports, bouncy castle, free photo booth, live music & more.
Cruise Ship Market: Monday August 26, at Pioneer Waterfront Plaza, 90 Front St., Nanaimo, 9:30am-4:30pm. Crafts, artists, rocks & gems & live music. Enter to win a treasure chest. Everyone welcome.
Family Flow Kids Yoga: Parents can come move with their littles through a fun kid-focused yoga class. Held August 26, 1:30-2:15pm at Qualicum Beach Rotary Park. Cost is $5 per child.
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Music in the Park: Thursday, August 29, 6:30-8pm, Cobble Hill Common. Chris Andres & The Stompin’ Devilles. Arts & craft tent for children, face painting, ice cream truck & more. Dogs permitted on leash. Free, but donations encouraged.
Family Magic Show: Craig the Magician will be performing at The Rainbow Room, in Port Alberni, on August 30. Doors open at 2:30pm. Tickets are $20 or under 12, $15. A show to delight adults & children!
Port Alberni Salmon Festival Re-Launch: Held Friday, August 30, 5-10pm; Saturday, August 31, 10am-10pm; Sunday, Sept. 1, 10am-10pm & Monday, Sept. 2, 10am-3pm. Bullhead derby is Sat., August 31, 9-11am at the Harbour Quay/Argyle Pier. For more info, visit salmonfestival.ca
Free Family Fun Day! Held Sunday, September 1, 11am-5pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, downtown Nanaimo waterfront. Live entertainment, food trucks, artisan vendors, sports demos, a best dressed pet contest & more!
Nanaimo Curling Club Parking Lot Sale: For a $20 table fee ($25 for non-members), you can bring your treasures & keep the profits. Local vendors & crafters welcome. Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Concession, pro shop, NCC info table. For info, contact Janice at 250-218-9639. Volunteers needed.
Music Seminar with Evangelist Ken Lynch. Sept 8 at 10am, 11am & 6pm and Sept 9-11 at 6:30pm. Hosted by Harbour Baptist Church, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Info 250-327-8812
Mid Island Floral Art Club meeting Sept. 12, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. A demo & workshop ‘Harvest Moon - Crescent Design’ Guest fee $6. New members welcome.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
40th Annual Port Alberni Toy Run: Bikes gather at Little Qualicum Fall’s Provincial Park on Sat., Sept. 14, 10am. Cannon goes off at noon & 1000 bikes ride to Glenwood Centre in Port Alberni. Bike games, show & shine, vendors, kid’s games & more. Activities on Sun., Sept. 15 include pancake breakfast & continued fun. Visit: portalbernitoyrun.ca for more details.
Square Dancing at the Parksville Community Centre: Singles or couples. New dancer 10 week program starts Sept. 19. Normal clothes, 80s & 90s music. Email: Wheelarounds2017@gmail.com for more info.
Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Pruritus is the scientific name for ache, itch, or nosebleed?
2. Who wrote the Miss Marple mysteries?
3. Where is the Flores Sea?
4. Which wedding anniversary is “Golden”?
5. The Amstel River flows through this European capital.
2. Who wrote the Miss Marple mysteries?
3. Where is the Flores Sea?
4. Which wedding anniversary is “Golden”?
5. The Amstel River flows through this European capital.
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Over the next few weeks, you may have a stalemate in your relationship. This dynamic could recede soon, but consider addressing the issue to strengthen the relationship. Lucky numbers: 15, 20, 31, 36, 39, 42.
This weekend’s flux of energy may encourage you to have an at-home retreat. Be conscious of temptation to indulge in emotionally satisfying but unhealthy comfort food. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 22, 27, 35, 39.
Geminis can crave rapid change in their environment. For the next few months, perhaps rethink where this dynamic is positive in your life and where it creates issues. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 29, 38, 47, 48.
At midweek, you may be stressed from the demands on you. Take time for self-care, even if that means things as simple as a bubble bath or good book and cup of tea. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 27, 33, 37, 44.
You may be tempted to say out loud whatever you are feeling at midweek. Writing it down may be helpful, and reviewing these thoughts to better understand them. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 18, 24, 46, 47.
Your natural ability to focus on the details of a situation is enhanced at week’s end. Might there be a stubborn issue that you can use this skill to help resolve? Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 15, 33, 39, 45.
Others may be very attracted to you over the next several weeks. If you are seeking a new partner, this could be a good time to shine, out in the world. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 16, 17, 25, 40.
When Scorpios operate from their highest vibration, they can be a catalyst for others to grow. For the next few months, you may want to reconsider your role in this regard. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 10, 18, 27, 33.
An unusual or unexpected event may happen at week’s end. If so, consider that this may be a wake-up call to make an adjustment in some aspect of your life. Lucky numbers: 12, 18, 21, 29, 32, 38.
Pluto’s transit through Capricorn, since 2008, will end in a few months. What transformation has it wrought for you? What loose ends might need to be tied up to complete it? Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 9, 11, 19, 42.
At midweek, you may briefly see a utopia through rose-coloured glasses. Enjoy this vision of the ideal for the few days that it is in effect but recognize that it won’t last. Lucky numbers: 16, 21, 27, 31, 35, 42.
A reality check may be necessary at midweek. Be careful of abusing substances, idealizing your interactions with others, or indulging in unhealthy illusions. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 11, 14, 30, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Loud heartbeat: If you find yourself near a blue whale, try to listen for its heartbeat. The sound can be heard from over two miles (3.2 km) away. Perhaps that’s because its very large heart is about the size of a golf cart.
Lots of tea: Anyone who thinks coffee is the most popular drink in the world would be wrong. More tea is consumed in the world than coffee, soft drinks, and alcohol. However, it doesn’t beat water, which remains the most common drink.
Sink or float: Limes may be smaller than lemons, but lime slices will sink to the bottom of a glass of water. That’s because limes are slightly more dense than lemons, just enough to cause them to sink in liquid.
Sleeping cats: People who love sleeping might wish they were cats. Adult cats need about 15 hours of sleep per day to recover from activities like hunting and exploring. And kittens need as much as 20 hours per day.
Fast grower: A bamboo plant is one of the fastest-growing species among plants. In ideal conditions, it can grow up to nearly 40 inches (101 cm) per day. It reaches its mature size at about 3 to 4 months old.
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Kindergarten teacher: “Can you tie your shoes well?”
Bobby: “Knot always.”
Cinderella was terrible at soccer. She kept running away from the ball.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gnat. Gnat who? Gnats not funny. Open up!
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? He gets toad away.
Kindergarten teacher: “Can you tie your shoes well?”
Bobby: “Knot always.”
Cinderella was terrible at soccer. She kept running away from the ball.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gnat. Gnat who? Gnats not funny. Open up!
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? He gets toad away.
Trivia Answers: 1. Itch 2. Agatha Christie 3. Indonesia 4. 50th
5. Amsterdam
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Digital David: A team from an Italian university has unveiled a remarkable 17-foot replica of Michelangelo’s famous sculpture of “David.” The replica was created using cutting-edge, 3D-printing technology, and is being hailed as the most accurate rendition yet. Unlike the Renaissance sculptor’s three-year labour, this team achieved their feat in a matter of a few months. The process involved thousands of digital scans and innovative construction methods. Weighing in at 1,200 pounds (544 kg), the reproduction boasts a weight 10 times lighter than the marble original. Dubbed a “digital twin,” this tech marvel hints at a new era of cultural preservation.
Navigating change: In a pioneering voyage, a cargo ship embarked from Singapore to Brazil, and introduced a revolutionary sail design in the process. Dubbed the “WindWing,” this innovation aims to diminish fuel dependency and minimize pollution in maritime transportation. Inspired by ancient sailing methods, the WindWing capitalizes on wind power, and promises significant environmental benefits. Initial trials of the 123-foot (37-metre) long sail showcased some promising results: the Pyxis Ocean ship reached speeds of up to 6 miles per hour (9.7 km per hour) using WindWings alone. This new transport tech may well be poised for widespread adoption in the coming years.
Culinary clues: In Italy, a team of researchers continues to uncover the mysteries of the city Pompeii, providing glimpses into the daily lives of its ancient inhabitants. Among the areas recently revealed is a remarkably well-preserved street eatery, which offers insights into the bustling culinary scene of the city. Pompeii gained fame for being blanketed in debris following an eruption from a neighbouring volcano in 79 C.E. Archaeologists have unearthed various structures, including theatres, hospitals, and approximately 80 “fast-food” joints known as thermopolia. The excavation of this particular thermopolium revealed food offerings and artistic depictions of what would have been served before the city was frozen in time.
Stellar haul: In 2016, NASA launched its OSIRIS-REx spacecraft to embark on a two-year voyage to reach Bennu, an asteroid over 200 million miles (322 million km) away. The spacecraft meticulously orbited Bennu before delicately scooping up dust and pebbles. NASA says the trip by the OSIRIS-REx is the first U.S. mission to collect a sample from an asteroid. Now, a capsule carrying the unprecedented samples from the distant body has come back to Earth. After enduring the scorching temperatures of re-entry, the capsule landed in the desert in the U.S. state of Utah. NASA quickly transported OSIRIS-REx to the Johnson Space Center. Scientists anticipate unlocking valuable insights into the early years of our solar system.
“If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.”
- Sheryl Sandberg
“Our own self-realization is the greatest service we can render the world.”
- Ramana Maharshi
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Sculpture Light Up: Presented by Coastal Community Credit Union on Friday, August 16 & Saturday, August 17, 8-11pm at Parksville beach. The Sand Sculpture Exhibition will be open after dark to allow you to experience the art in a unique & wonderfully different way. The gates are open until 11pm on both evenings.
Register Today! Fitness classes; early years, children & youth programs; pickleball; guided hikes; swim & skate lessons & more. Register today at rdn.bc.ca/recreation. Ravensong Aquatic Centre: 250-752-5014 or Oceanside Place Arena: 250-248-3252.
Celebrate 50 Years of Turning Pages with Nanoose Library: Held Saturday, August 17, 10am-3pm, at 2489 Nanoose Rd. Hot dog bbq, 11:30am-1pm. Historical presentation, petting animals, bouncy cancel, face painting, treasure hunt, corn hole & more!
Concert in the Park: Double feature, Friday, Aug. 23, 6-8:15pm with performances by Sundown: The Gordon Lightfoot Experience & The Shineolas. Food Truck Friday runs 12-7pm & also a ‘Roving Playground Program’ appearance 1-8pm & a Family Fun Night, 4:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park. Hosted by Nanaimo Parks & Recreation.
Ladysmith Juried Arts Festival: ‘Art Jam’ held Sat., Aug. 24, 4-8pm. Make art, enjoy interactive art stations, paint competition & live music. ‘Art’s Market’ held Sun., Aug. 25, 10am-4pm. Shop original paintings, jewellery, fabric art, pottery & more. 1st Ave., Ladysmith from Warren to Buller Streets.
Crofton Day: Held August 24, noon - 8pm, in the park by Old School Museum & sponsored by Crofton Community Centre Society. Inflatables, foam pit, obstacle course, live music, food trucks & more. Movie at dusk.
Ladysmith Juried Arts Festival: ‘Art Jam’ held Sat., Aug. 24, 4-8pm. Make art, enjoy interactive art stations, paint competition & live music. ‘Art’s Market’ held Sun., Aug. 25, 10am-4pm. Shop original paintings, jewellery, fabric art, pottery & more. 1st Ave., Ladysmith from Warren to Buller Streets.
Nanaimo Gladiolus & Dahlia Society Annual Show: Held at Country Club Mall on Saturday, August 24 & 25, mall hours.
Cruise Ship Market: Monday August 26, at Pioneer Waterfront Plaza, 90 Front St., Nanaimo, 9:30am-4:30pm. Crafts, artists, rocks & gems & live music. Enter to win a treasure chest. Everyone welcome.
Family Flow Kids Yoga: Parents can come move with their littles through a fun kid-focused yoga class. Held August 26, 1:30-2:15pm at Qualicum Beach Rotary Park. Cost is $5 per child.
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Family Magic Show: Craig the Magician will be performing at The Rainbow Room, in Port Alberni, on August 30. Doors open at 2:30pm. Tickets are $20 or under 12, $15. A show to delight adults & children!
Port Alberni Salmon Festival Re-Launch: Held Friday, August 30, 5-10pm; Saturday, August 31, 10am-10pm; Sunday, Sept. 1, 10am-10pm & Monday, Sept. 2, 10am-3pm. Bullhead derby is Sat., August 31, 9-11am at the Harbour Quay/Argyle Pier. For more info, visit salmonfestival.ca
Commercial Street (Nanaimo) Thursday Night Market: Thursday’s, 5-9pm, from now until Aug. 31. Support local vendors & Nanaimo merchants & restaurants. Free shuttle service from both the Country Club & Northtown Centre exchanges to downtown. Free bike valet behind the museum.
Nanaimo Curling Club Parking Lot Sale: For a $20 table fee ($25 for non-members), you can bring your treasures & keep the profits. Local vendors & crafters welcome. Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Concession, pro shop, NCC info table. For info, contact Janice at 250-218-9639. Volunteers needed.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
Square Dancing at the Parksville Community Centre: Singles or couples. New dancer 10 week program starts Sept. 19. Normal clothes, 80s & 90s music. Email: Wheelarounds2017@gmail.com for more info.
Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.
Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Magnesium sulfate is the chemical name of this salt.
2. What is the medical term for the shoulder blade?
3. This historical event is the setting of The Scarlet Pimpernel.
4. Synovial fluid lubricates gears, joints, or marbles?
5. Margaret Mead worked in what field of science?
2. What is the medical term for the shoulder blade?
3. This historical event is the setting of The Scarlet Pimpernel.
4. Synovial fluid lubricates gears, joints, or marbles?
5. Margaret Mead worked in what field of science?
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Your energy level may be a real boost at midweek. This dynamic can be highly productive, but be careful of taking impulsive actions without thinking things through first. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 19, 20, 22, 31.
Rebelliousness is not a trait normally associated with Taurus. However, this week you may have an opportunity to be a rebel with a cause. So, what’s your cause? Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 12, 35, 41, 42.
Both your internal and external environments may be volatile this week. Instead of engaging in an argument, look to what you value to identify a solution to any conflicts. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 16, 18, 24, 47.
A theme for Cancer-born is nurturing others, particularly family and friends. This week, you may be asked to make an adjustment to expand this into the wider world. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 17, 23, 27, 30.
This is the end of both Leo season and your birthday month. What activities did you initiate over the last month and which might be ready to be harvested now? Lucky numbers: 2, 10, 16, 30, 36, 45.
Birthday months are good times to set intentions. A focus for your new solar year might be communicating your values to others for mutually beneficial opportunities. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 23, 24, 33, 37.
At the middle of the week, you may be focused on yourself, rather than the needs of others. Doing so in a positive way could avoid a stalemate with those close to you. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 19, 23, 29, 33.
Your intuitive antenna may go offline at week’s end. This can be a moment of respite from the thoughts of others, to connect with yourself on a deeper level. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 17, 19, 34, 37.
You may feel restless or dissatisfied with your life. Would learning something new help break through this emotional obstacle? Perhaps explore options for growth. Lucky numbers: 17, 24, 37, 41, 42, 45.
Capricorn strengths include using ambition and discipline to build a solid foundation of success. The start of the week may bring an opportunity to help others in this regard. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 8, 10, 17, 37.
A full moon is in your sign at the beginning of the week. This phase may be important for completing activities, like trimming any items that aren’t working for you. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 8, 11, 26, 44.
This week you may be caught between simultaneous desires to expand and contract your current projects. Let your values help you decide the right activities for success. Lucky numbers: 15, 17, 23, 35, 36, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Smart suitcase: The Ovis is a smart suitcase that follows its owner, without running into things in its path. Equipped with movement-tracking algorithms and facial recognition technology, it also has a built-in GPS in case it gets lost.
Spoon technique: A wooden spoon across the top of a boiling pot of pasta prevents the water from boiling over. The spoon destabilizes the bubbles when they come into contact with its water-repelling surface.
Opinion anxiety: Being afraid of what other people think when their opinions differ from your own is a social phobia called allodoxaphobia. The irrational, overwhelming feeling can affect people of all ages, but is relatively uncommon.
Spicy name: The Spice Girls weren’t always known that way. The five-member, all-girl British band was originally called Touch. However, after writing the song “Sugar and Spice,” they decided to spice up their name.
National animal: Scotland’s national animal, the unicorn, isn’t actually an animal. Linked to Celtic mythology, unicorns symbolize purity, innocence, and power, and were first used in the 12th century on the Scottish royal coat of arms.
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What wears a coat all winter and pants all summer? A dog.
How is the king doing in school? He likes his subjects.
Customer: “When is the best time to trim a beard?”
Barber: “Daylight shaving time.”
Trees hate taking tests. The questions always stump them.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water the chances of winning the lottery?
How is the king doing in school? He likes his subjects.
Customer: “When is the best time to trim a beard?”
Barber: “Daylight shaving time.”
Trees hate taking tests. The questions always stump them.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water the chances of winning the lottery?
Trivia Answers: 1. Epsom 2. Scapula 3. French Revolution 4. Joints
5. Anthropology
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Bridge harmony: The famous Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California (U.S.), is making a sound that’s catching everyone’s attention. People living nearby, even up to three miles (4.8 km) away, are hearing strange and sometimes musical noises coming from the bridge. This unexpected “singing” is a result of recent work done to make the bridge stronger during windy weather. While some folks find the sound unsettling, others find it strangely calming. As part of the project, some of the bridge’s handrails are also being changed to let more air through. Officials say these changes are important for keeping everyone safe.
City quiet: In warm city climates, summer brings a common headache. Open windows mean traffic noise flooding homes. Researchers at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore have a solution: a noise-cancelling gadget. This device, resembling a grid of small speakers fixed onto window bars, aims to cut urban traffic noise. It works by emitting counteractive sounds to cancel out specific frequencies of road, train, and plane noise. While it’s not perfect for all sounds, particularly higher-pitched ones like voices, it significantly reduces many types of noise. Akin to noise-cancelling headphones, this technology seems to offer the potential of bringing a measure of peace and quiet to city dwellers.
Tech shift: The state of California (U.S.) is bidding farewell to traditional metal licence plates in favour of digital ones. Boasting modern features such as automatic registration renewal and customizable displays, these digital plates offer convenience for car owners. The plates have become legal in several other U.S. states. However, some concerns linger regarding privacy because the plate has the ability to track a vehicle’s location. Still, many drivers are excited about the new plates, with thousands of people already using them in California. The digital plates also offer the added security of an ability to change their display in the event of vehicle theft.
Galactic dough: In a galaxy not so far away, a bakery in Benicia, California (U.S.), has unveiled an epic creation: a 6-foot (1.8-m) tall bread sculpture of the iconic Han Solo, immortalized in dough. Using a blend of wood and two types of dough, including a special yeastless recipe, the creators at One House Bakery meticulously crafted this Star Wars character’s likeness as he appeared encased in carbonite in the film. The dedication to detail is evident in the sculpture, capturing Han’s distressed expression and outstretched hands. “Pan Solo” was proudly displayed outside the shop, showcasing these bakers’ love for science fiction and fantasy.
“If you steadfastly refused to quit, you rapidly narrow your options to only winning.” - Brad Thor
“No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.”
- Herbert Spencer
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Nanaimo Blue’s Festival: Featuring 23 great acts & headliner Colin James. Held August 8 - 11 at Maffeo Sutton Park. It’s a stellar lineup for a stellar weekend!
Five Acre Shaker: Held August 9 & 10. Two evenings of live music at the Fall Fair Grounds, Port Alberni. The Concert series will feature live music, local food trucks, refreshing beverages, on-site tent or RV/Vehicle camping, with performances by Top Artists, DJ’s & more. For tickets, visit: fiveacre.tickit.ca
Summer in the Valley Arts Fest: Held August 10, 12-6pm & August 11, 11am-5pm at Cowichan Exhibition Park, 7380 Trans Canada Hwy, Duncan. 120+ artists, live music, beer garden, food trucks & more. Free.
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: August 10, 11am-4pm, 4235 Departure Bay Rd. Local handmade unique gifts for all occasions. Info: www.volunteernanaimo.ca
Sculpture Light Up: Presented by Coastal Community Credit Union on Friday, August 16 & Saturday, August 17, 8-11pm at Parksville beach. The Sand Sculpture Exhibition will be open after dark to allow you to experience the art in a unique & wonderfully different way. The gates are open until 11pm on both evenings.
Show N’ Shine Rod Run: Held Friday, August 16. We will be leaving A&W, Ladysmith at 5-6pm and heading to Chemainus. We will cruise back to A&W approx. 7:30-8pm. Get ready to see some rad rides roll through! Take out your lawn chairs & smile & wave as the hot rods cruise by.
Celebrate 50 Years of Turning Pages with Nanoose Library: Held Saturday, August 17, 10am-3pm, at 2489 Nanoose Rd. Hot dog bbq, 11:30am-1pm. Historical presentation, petting animals, bouncy cancel, face painting, treasure hunt, corn hole & more!
Concert in the Park: Double feature, Friday, Aug. 23, 6-8:15pm with performances by Sundown: The Gordon Lightfoot Experience & The Shineolas. Food Truck Friday runs 12-7pm & also a ‘Roving Playground Program’ appearance 1-8pm & a Family Fun Night, 4:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park. Hosted by Nanaimo Parks & Recreation.
Ladysmith Juried Arts Festival: ‘Art Jam’ held Sat., Aug. 24, 4-8pm. Make art, enjoy interactive art stations, paint competition & live music. ‘Art’s Market’ held Sun., Aug. 25, 10am-4pm. Shop original paintings, jewellery, fabric art, pottery & more. 1st Ave., Ladysmith from Warren to Buller Streets.
Crofton Day: Held August 24, noon - 8pm, in the park by Old School Museum & sponsored by Crofton Community Centre Society. Inflatables, foam pit, obstacle course, live music, food trucks & more. Movie at dusk.
Ladysmith Juried Arts Festival: ‘Art Jam’ held Sat., Aug. 24, 4-8pm. Make art, enjoy interactive art stations, paint competition & live music. ‘Art’s Market’ held Sun., Aug. 25, 10am-4pm. Shop original paintings, jewellery, fabric art, pottery & more. 1st Ave., Ladysmith from Warren to Buller Streets.
Cruise Ship Market: Monday August 26, at Pioneer Waterfront Plaza, 90 Front St., Nanaimo, 9:30am-4:30pm. Crafts, artists, rocks & gems & live music. Enter to win a treasure chest. Everyone welcome.
Family Flow Kids Yoga: Parents can come move with their littles through a fun kid-focused yoga class. Held August 26, 1:30-2:15pm at Qualicum Beach Rotary Park. Cost is $5 per child.
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Family Magic Show: Craig the Magician will be performing at The Rainbow Room, in Port Alberni, on August 30. Doors open at 2:30pm. Tickets are $20 or under 12, $15. A show to delight adults & children!
Port Alberni Salmon Festival Re-Launch: Held Friday, August 30, 5-10pm; Saturday, August 31, 10am-10pm; Sunday, Sept. 1, 10am-10pm & Monday, Sept. 2, 10am-3pm. Bullhead derby is Sat., August 31, 9-11am at the Harbour Quay/Argyle Pier. For more info, visit salmonfestival.ca
Commercial Street (Nanaimo) Thursday Night Market: Thursday’s, 5-9pm, from now until Aug. 31. Support local vendors & Nanaimo merchants & restaurants. Free shuttle service from both the Country Club & Northtown Centre exchanges to downtown. Free bike valet behind the museum.
Nanaimo Curling Club Parking Lot Sale: For a $20 table fee ($25 for non-members), you can bring your treasures & keep the profits. Local vendors & crafters welcome. Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Concession, pro shop, NCC info table. For info, contact Janice at 250-218-9639. Volunteers needed.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Port Alberni Farmers Market: Held Saturday’s, 9am-1pm at 6211 Cherry Creek Rd. Come check out our open air market filled with so many amazingly talented makers & growers.
Free Coaching in An Ancient Oriental Qigong Exercises: Sat. & Sun., 10-11am at Transfer Beach in Ladysmith. Oldest oriental Falun Gong exercise for mind, body & spirit. Contact: yan.ganjingworld@gmail.com
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The game of volleyball originally was called minuet, mintonette, or mitten?
2. A quintal is equal to how many kilograms?
3. What is the longest river in Asia?
4. Who wrote The Mayor of Casterbridge?
5. Choreography is notated using steptation, labanotation, or floor plans?
2. A quintal is equal to how many kilograms?
3. What is the longest river in Asia?
4. Who wrote The Mayor of Casterbridge?
5. Choreography is notated using steptation, labanotation, or floor plans?
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Is there someone you need to forgive for a past wound? Now may be a good time to do so, which would help both of you move on from the situation. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 15, 21, 22, 48.
Taurus-born usually aren’t impulsive in thoughts and actions. If you feel that way at week’s end, take a step back and try to understand your motivations right now. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 29, 32, 34, 37.
You may find yourself in overdrive mode, trying to do everything at once. This might be productive, but don’t overdo and cause accidents by rushing. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 30, 43, 46, 47.
Do you have an idea that you just can’t seem to bring into reality on your own? Look for a well-grounded partner to help you bring it to fruition. Lucky numbers: 14, 19, 25, 31, 34, 45.
At midweek, others may find your ideas attractive. However, explaining all the details is important, and making sure the deal is a win-win for all concerned. Lucky numbers: 7, 14, 26, 35, 38, 40.
Virgos can be shy about tooting their own horns. For a few weeks, use communications with others to encourage them to re-evaluate how valuable you are to them. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 14, 33, 38, 39.
At midweek, you may find the courage to address a situation that isn’t working for you any longer. How can you speak up and ask for what you need now? Lucky numbers: 19, 20, 22, 27, 30, 42.
This is a week when you may want to pause before you speak. The tail of the scorpion can sting in a way you might regret later, so be careful about using angry words. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 14, 23, 26, 32.
Truth, like beauty, can be in the eye of the beholder. Your truth is based on your own experiences. So understand that the same can be true for others. Lucky numbers: 11, 30, 36, 37, 38, 48.
Are you envisioning a new endeavour in your mind’s eye? The middle of the week may be a good time to put the idea on paper and to develop a plan for achieving it. Lucky numbers: 4, 14, 18, 29, 46, 48.
Are you overwhelmed by all the details that need to be completed to achieve your objective? Shed the attitude that you need to do it all yourself. Recruit friends to help. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 17, 19, 22, 30.
You may feel conflicted at week’s end about how to proceed with an important decision. Consider which option might best position you for long-term success. Lucky numbers: 16, 26, 28, 29, 32, 42.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Pink squirrels: When flying squirrels are illuminated with ultraviolet light, the creatures’ fur glows a bright, fluorescent pink. The colouring could help them navigate, communicate, or blend into their environment.
Pen hole: That tiny hole in the top of a plastic pen cap not only reduces air pressure when the cap is put back on, it’s also a safety measure. Air flow from the hole reduces the risk of choking if someone accidentally swallows it.
Not nuts: Technically, almonds and cashews aren’t actually nuts. While we normally call them nuts, they actually are seeds because they grow inside a hull within a fleshy fruit and must be shelled for eating.
It’s a punt: “Punt” isn’t just a sports term associated with dropping and kicking a ball before it touches the ground. A punt also is the indentation on the bottom of most wine bottles, which makes the bottle more stable.
Slow smoke: Pipe smokers will be interested in the Danish Championship Pipe Smoking International event. The goal is to take the longest time to smoke three grams of tobacco, using a standard pipe.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Interrupting pirate.
Interru— Arrrr!!
A mountain and a valley had a baby. They named it Cliff.
First lumberjack: “So how’s business?”
Second lumberjack: “Come see, come saw.”
A cheese sandwich asked for a drink. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What was the snail doing on the highway? About a mile a day.
Interru— Arrrr!!
A mountain and a valley had a baby. They named it Cliff.
First lumberjack: “So how’s business?”
Second lumberjack: “Come see, come saw.”
A cheese sandwich asked for a drink. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What was the snail doing on the highway? About a mile a day.
Trivia Answers: 1. Mintonette 2. 100 3. Yangtze 4. Thomas Hardy
5. Labanotation