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July 13 - 19, 2026
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
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Nest retreat: In the forested outskirts of Harads, Sweden, visitors can stay inside a suspended structure called Biosphere, wrapped in hundreds of small birdhouses. The rounded suite is reached by an elevated walkway and offers windows on every side so guests can watch the surrounding wildlife. Its designers worked with bird specialists to turn the structure into habitat as well as lodging, adding shelters sized for many regional species. Inside, the room uses dark tones and wide sightlines to bring the colours and movement of the trees into the space. A rooftop platform provides a full-circle view of the woods and the nearby river. The project blends conservation ideas with design, inviting travellers to sleep among the creatures it helps support.
Golden books: Long before online videos shaped what kids read and watched, Little Golden Books changed how families brought stories into their homes. Instead of relying on expensive hardcovers or whatever was available at the library, parents could pick up these colourful titles at grocery counters and newsstands. The small format made them easy for children to handle, and the bright covers stood out from other books of the time. As the series grew, it added familiar characters and simple stories that appealed to many households. Publishers began to notice the demand for affordable books made for everyday use. The format continues to adapt, helping new generations discover reading in an approachable way.
Honey shield: Conservation teams are testing whether active beehives can help protect marula trees from foraging elephants in a private reserve in South Africa. Their idea draws on earlier research showing that elephants tend to avoid buzzing swarms near sensitive areas on their faces. Some trees are fitted with hives, others with wire, and the rest are left unprotected so researchers can track differences over time. The hives also produce small batches of natural honey that local supporters have eagerly welcomed. Beeswax products have followed, adding another way to use the project’s work. By pairing tree protection with beekeeping, the team hopes to support both wildlife and nearby communities.
Ocean retreat: Off the southern coast of Norway, diners descend into an underwater dining room set partly below the sea, where a wide viewing pane looks onto drifting kelp and passing fish. The restaurant was engineered to withstand strong currents and harsh coastal weather, while its rough concrete exterior encourages marine life to attach and form a growing reef. Researchers use the structure to study underwater conditions with sensors placed around the building. In the kitchen, chefs rely on nearby waters for ingredients, often choosing species that are usually ignored. It’s a reminder that a restaurant can operate responsibly while staying closely tied to its environment.
“None but ourselves can free our minds.” - Bob Marley
“No matter how far a person can go, the horizon is still way beyond you.” - Zora Neal Hurston
“No matter how far a person can go, the horizon is still way beyond you.” - Zora Neal Hurston
FREE listings for non-profit community events.
Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
(Deadline Fridays - one week in advance)
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
Duncan Days Motorcycle Show & Shine: Hosted by Ironworks Cafe & Creperie on July 11. Check out the incredible line-up of bikes, from timeless classics to eye-catching custom rides. To register, text 250-710-9441 with your full name, bike type & category entering.
Fundraiser BBQ: Held at Parksville Family Ford, 410 East Island Hwy., Sat., July 11, 10am-2pm. By donation. Proceeds go to the Parksville Quilt House Quilters’ Guild.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
Rotary Colour Fest: Get ready to run, walk & get covered in colour. Registration is now open for the ‘Rotary Colour Walk’, one of the most fun & vibrant events of the summer. Live music, food trucks, vendors & family fun. Open to everyone Saturday, July 18, 10am to 2pm, at Blair Park, Port Alberni.
Raspberry Tea & Quilt Display: Held at Sylvan United Church, 985 Shawnigan Mill Bay Rd., on July 18, 2–4pm. Adults $20; children $10; family $35.
She-Sells Market & Fundraiser: Held Sunday, July 19, 10am-4pm at Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St., Parksville. Artisans, raffles, shopping & live performances by Island Harmoney A Cappella.
Nanaimo Bathtub Race: Runs July 24 - 26. Featuring a multi-day marine festival. Vendors, a kids’ zone & live concerts. The main event, the Great International World Championship Bathtub Race, takes place Sun., July 26, 11am & covers a 58 km open-ocean course.
42nd Islands Folk Festival: Held at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd., Duncan, July 24-26. World class music & family fun all weekend. Workshops, activities, vendors & Art Hive.
Metaphysical Physic & Wellness Fair: Presented by ‘Shift in Action’ on July 25, Sept. 26, Nov. 28, 10am-4pm at Knox United Church, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Psychics, readers, intuitive healers, crystals & metaphysical gifts. Free admission & door prizes. Info: Eva: 250-228-1009.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CoombsBluegrass.org
Nanaimo’s 25th annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Held Thurs., Aug. 6, 9pm at Swa-a-lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. All welcome. 250-753-3015.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held August 29, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
NDSS Class of ‘81 Reunion: Join us Sept. 5 for a casual social for grads, classmates & guests. $50/person. Reconnect & reminisce. Info/rsvp: grad81ndss@gmail.com
Cowichan Neighbourhood House Youth Nights: Held every Friday, 4-7pm. 10-18 yrs. Drop-in, no fees. Food & entertainment provided. 9806 Willow St., Chemainus. More info: info@cnha.ca
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Kofi Annan was the seventh General Secretary of the United Nations - T /F?
2. Which river runs through Paris, France?
3. Is the Greek god of blacksmithing Hephaestus, Mercury, or Poseidon?
4. A Juniper tree is deciduous - T/F?
5. In 1975, was the first Saturday Night Live guest host Bill Murray, George Carlin, or Prince?
2. Which river runs through Paris, France?
3. Is the Greek god of blacksmithing Hephaestus, Mercury, or Poseidon?
4. A Juniper tree is deciduous - T/F?
5. In 1975, was the first Saturday Night Live guest host Bill Murray, George Carlin, or Prince?
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An evolutionary aspect has been building for several weeks and is hitting a peak point now. If you haven’t yet decided on a course for your life, now is the time! Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 9, 21, 28, 36.
Two planetary heavy hitters, Uranus and Neptune, are aligned in this moment to catalyze human evolution. Taurus is not fond of change, but it may be required of you now. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 12, 15, 16, 18.
A motto for Gemini might be “so many things to do, so little time.” Now, however, the Universe may be nudging you in a particular direction, so pay attention. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 18, 27, 32, 47.
The new moon in your sign can be a powerful time for setting new intentions. Before proceeding, be sure that you truly know what your underlying motivation is. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 20, 28, 43, 45.
Your leadership abilities could be a natural draw to others early in the week. Be sure that you are leading them in a direction that might be a win for everyone. Lucky numbers: 9, 15, 17, 18, 26, 48.
At midweek, you may be tempted to be overly demanding of yourself or others. This could pass in a few days, but be aware of it while it is in effect. Lucky numbers: 18, 21, 28, 37, 38, 41.
As the weekend approaches, develop a plan for relaxation. Self care is important and is something Libras often overlook in their focus on the needs of others. Lucky numbers: 1, 18, 21, 29, 43, 44.
MAre you experiencing frustration in your life path? If so, consider how adjusting your view might bring changes in your actions that could improve the situation. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 21, 23, 26, 37.
Do you believe in something but lack the courage to follow through on it? You may continue in a stalemate until you do. Then an opportunity could suddenly open up. Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 16, 25, 33, 44.
Is there a stalemate between what you want versus what others want? Approach the situation again in a few days. You may find you aren’t as far apart as you thought. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 9, 37, 43, 44.
Have you felt the evolutionary aspect that has been building recently? Being attuned to it could be confirmation that you have a role to play in humanity’s shift. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 14, 39, 43, 48.
A grounded, midweek energy could help balance your more esoteric Pisces qualities. For the few days this is in effect, focus on accomplishing something important. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 26, 37, 44, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Divine fungi: Ancient Egyptians believed mushrooms were gifts from the gods, born from lightning striking the earth. Considered food of immortality, they were reserved for pharaohs; ordinary people were forbidden to touch the sacred delicacies.
Mysterious muse: For centuries, the true face behind Leonardo da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa” has kept scholars guessing. Most now suspect she was a Florentine woman named Lisa Gherardini, whose steady gaze became one of history’s most studied portraits.
Hidden ties: Coastal redwoods can grow to incredible heights even though their roots reach only about six to 12 feet (2 to 4 m) deep. They stay upright by linking roots with neighbouring trees, creating a vast network that anchors the entire forest.
Cover debut: When Rolling Stone launched, John Lennon appeared on its very first cover, marking the start of a long parade of music legends to do so. From Bob Dylan to Madonna, many artists have made their mark on the magazine’s front page.
Naming continents: Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci realized the lands across the Atlantic were not part of Asia but a separate continent. When mapmakers later documented his findings, they used his first name, giving “America” its place on the map.
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Why did the orange only go halfway up the hill? It ran out of juice.
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Dad: “I was told you skipped school to watch football today!”
Son: “I didn’t and I have the movie ticket to prove it!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Freddie. Freddie who? Freddie or not, here I come!
A helper at a shoeshine parlour is called a bootician.
Do I have a time machine? Of course, I do! We go way back!
Dad: “I was told you skipped school to watch football today!”
Son: “I didn’t and I have the movie ticket to prove it!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Freddie. Freddie who? Freddie or not, here I come!
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Seine 3. Hephaestus 4. False, a conifer
5. George Carlin
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Signal skills: Researchers in London, England discovered that bumblebees can tell the difference between long and short flashes of light, much like the “dash” and “dot” pattern used in Morse code. To test this, scientists built a small maze and trained the bees to follow a brief flash linked to a sweet reward while ignoring a longer flash tied to something they didn’t want. When the treats were later removed, the bees still chose the correct signal, showing they’d learned the timing rather than relying on smell or position. Because insects don’t usually encounter flashing cues, the results point to a surprisingly flexible sense of timing. The study also offers a new way to explore how small nervous systems handle complex tasks.
Ocean bounty: A salvage team searching an old wreck site on the coast of Florida (U.S.), uncovered a spread of historic coins resting below the waves. The area is tied to a Spanish fleet that vanished during a violent storm, leaving part of its cargo scattered across the seafloor. Divers retrieved gold escudos, silver pieces, and fragments of a sack that hint at a larger stash still buried in the sand. The recovered coins are valued at roughly $1 million (USD), adding financial weight to the find. Each piece reflects the region where it was minted, offering clues about the trade networks of the Spanish Empire. With much of the fleet still missing, experts believe these discoveries represent only a small portion of what remains underwater.
Desert bond: Herders in the wide reaches of the Gobi Desert use a musical ritual to reunite camel mothers with calves they refuse to accept. A musician plays slow melodies on instruments like the horsehead fiddle while the pair stands tethered together on the sand. The tune shifts with the animals’ behaviour, blending rhythm and chanting meant to echo the movements and calls of camels. Families sometimes add older methods such as wrapping the calf in the pelt of a lost newborn. These traditions were passed down to help orphaned calves survive and ensure milk in harsh conditions. With fewer young nomads remaining in the desert, elders fear this ritual could fade unless it is protected for future generations.
Digital treasure: On the Caribbean island of Anguilla, a once-forgotten web domain has become a financial lifeline. When countries were first assigned internet codes, Anguilla received “.ai,” a simple extension that now draws global attention thanks to artificial intelligence. Tech firms and entrepreneurs pay significant fees to secure .ai addresses, bringing steady revenue for the small British territory. The growing profits complement tourism, long the island’s main industry, while helping offset losses from hurricanes. Anguilla manages the domain market alongside a U.S. partner, earning a share from every registration. What began as a random technical designation has evolved into a lasting economic opportunity for the island’s future.
“The beginning is always today.” - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
“To put your hands in a river is to feel the chords that bind the earth together.” - Barry Lopez
“To put your hands in a river is to feel the chords that bind the earth together.” - Barry Lopez
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Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
(Deadline Fridays - one week in advance)
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held July 4, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
DanceABLE Creation Intensive: ‘Dance is for all’ is a disability-led creation process, designed to exemplify belonging & empowerment. Wed., July 8, 12-1pm at Port Theatre. For info & tix, call: 250.716.3230.
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
Duncan Days Motorcycle Show & Shine: Hosted by Ironworks Cafe & Creperie on July 11. Check out the incredible line-up of bikes, from timeless classics to eye-catching custom rides. To register, text 250-710-9441 with your full name, bike type & category entering.
Fundraiser BBQ: Held at Parksville Family Ford, 410 East Island Hwy., Sat., July 11, 10am-2pm. By donation. Proceeds go to the Parksville Quilt House Quilters’ Guild.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
Rotary Colour Fest: Get ready to run, walk & get covered in colour. Registration is now open for the ‘Rotary Colour Walk’, one of the most fun & vibrant events of the summer. Live music, food trucks, vendors & family fun. Open to everyone Saturday, July 18, 10am to 2pm, at Blair Park, Port Alberni.
She-Sells Market & Fundraiser: Held Sunday, July 19, 10am-4pm at Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St., Parksville. Artisans, raffles, shopping & live performances by Island Harmoney A Cappella.
Nanaimo Bathtub Race: Runs July 24 - 26. Featuring a multi-day marine festival. Vendors, a kids’ zone & live concerts. The main event, the Great International World Championship Bathtub Race, takes place Sun., July 26, 11am & covers a 58 km open-ocean course.
42nd Islands Folk Festival: Held at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd., Duncan, July 24-26. World class music & family fun all weekend. Workshops, activities, vendors & Art Hive.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CoombsBluegrass.org
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held August 29, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
NDSS Class of ‘81 Reunion: Join us Sept. 5 for a casual social for grads, classmates & guests. $50/person. Reconnect & reminisce. Info/rsvp: grad81ndss@gmail.com
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. Does jazz musician Herbie Hancock play the piano, trombone, or saxophone?
2. What is the capital of Brazil?
3. Who wrote the novel Jane Eyre?
4. Bees are the only pollinators - T/F?
5. This planet is closest to the sun.
2. What is the capital of Brazil?
3. Who wrote the novel Jane Eyre?
4. Bees are the only pollinators - T/F?
5. This planet is closest to the sun.
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You may be annoyed by the responsibilities that others are assigning to you. You might be asked to put the needs of others before your own desires for now. Lucky numbers: 1, 13, 21, 22, 30, 42.
Someone you love may hold the key to helping you heal an old emotional wound. Accept their aid, but understand that only you can do the work to achieve this outcome. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 17, 23, 36, 44.
You may find that the end of the week is very busy and you might be overwhelmed with information. Wait until things calm down to sort through and evaluate it. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 14, 31, 33, 41.
Your words could help nurture others at week’s end. Be careful in crafting your message, so that they truly listen to and absorb what you want to communicate to them. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 12, 16, 39, 47.
A new opportunity may be available for you, but it might not be an obvious one. It could require flexibility and stepping into a new skill set in order to manifest it. Lucky numbers: 7, 27, 33, 42, 43, 46.
The midweek energy is well grounded, complementing your Virgo work ethic and attention to detail. Before it passes, try to apply this energy to something productive. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 26, 27, 29, 37.
Libras prefer to use tact and diplomacy to facilitate change with others. But early in the week, a stronger approach may be needed to break through obstacles to progress. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 10, 11, 32, 34.
Midweek your fixed Scorpio determination may run into a stalemate with others. Resist the temptation to dig in your heels; find compromise where you can. Lucky numbers: 5, 12, 13, 18, 20, 29.
At week’s end, step back if something or someone challenges your life philosophy. Consider if you still hold these beliefs or if you need to reconsider them. Lucky numbers: 14, 22, 31, 36, 43, 46.
A strength of Capricorn is the ability to succeed in your ambitions. However, the challenge for you at week’s end is to also nurture the needs of the larger community. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 12, 23, 29, 47.
Those with an Aquarius Sun often want to tackle the thorniest human problems, ones with no easy solutions. At midweek, seek information and insights that can help. Lucky numbers: 13, 21, 22, 24, 25, 42.
Midweek energy heightens your natural empathy and connection to others. Pisces can be pulled under by these waters, so focus on doing something positive instead. Lucky numbers: 11, 19, 22, 34, 41, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Crayon candle: In a pinch, a single crayon can light up the dark. Made of wax like a candle, it burns slowly as its paper wrapper acts as a wick, offering a surprisingly clever and dependable source of light during unexpected emergencies.
Platform passion: In France, a century-old law technically forbids kissing on train platforms. It was meant to keep departures on schedule, since long goodbyes once delayed trains, though today most travellers overlook it for one last kiss.
Hidden stripes: Tigers look bright orange to us, but many of the animals they hunt see limited colour. To those prey species, a tiger’s coat appears greenish instead, letting the big cats blend into the forest far more easily than people might expect.
Story skies: Uranus is surrounded by 28 moons, all named after characters from classic plays and poems. Their surfaces range from bright icy tones to deep shadowy hues, creating a cosmic stage worthy of their literary names.
Veggie rhythms: Scientists have discovered that fruits and vegetables, including cabbage and carrots, keep their own internal schedule even after harvest. They still react to light and darkness, carrying on their daily cycles long after leaving the field.
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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half a worm.
The fortune teller likes her work because she always has a ball.
Patient: “Doctor, I am dizzy for a half hour after waking up.”
Doctor: “Well, you should get up a half hour later.”
Did you know there is a 007 that spies underwater? James Pond!
What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half a worm.
The fortune teller likes her work because she always has a ball.
Patient: “Doctor, I am dizzy for a half hour after waking up.”
Doctor: “Well, you should get up a half hour later.”
Did you know there is a 007 that spies underwater? James Pond!
Trivia Answers: 1. Piano 2. Brasilia 3. Charlotte Brontë 4. False
5. Mercury
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Coral revival: Marine researchers in the Maldives have tested a new portable lab designed to restore coral reefs faster than ever before. The system, known as ReefSeed, fits inside a shipping container and can be used along any coastline without needing large power supplies or deep-sea diving teams. Created by collaborating scientists in Australia and the Maldives, the lab lets coral be spawned and grown within weeks instead of months. In its first full trial, it produced thousands of juvenile corals later placed across multiple reef sites. The project has shown that small island nations can potentially manage coral recovery on their own, offering renewed optimism for ecosystems threatened by warming seas.
Trail hero: A once-homeless dog rescued from a shelter has become an expert in tracking down lost pets in Whitchurch, England. His trainer, who runs a scent-trailing school, adopted him after seeing potential in his remarkably sharp sense of smell. What started as a playful habit of sniffing and searching soon turned into a career helping owners recover missing animals. Now he follows scents from items like toys or fur to locate everything from runaway pets to escaped zoo animals. His precision and patience have made him a trusted partner in countless rescues. Once facing a questionable future, this dog now spends his days proudly putting his powerful nose to good use helping others.
Flood shield: A new park in the Vine City neighbourhood of Atlanta, Georgia (U.S.), helps keep the area dry during heavy rain and prevents flood damage to nearby homes. Built to function like a giant sponge, it absorbs stormwater in ponds and gardens that hold the water before slowly releasing it underground. When a major storm hits, the park fills with water but nearby homes stay dry. The design uses plants and soil instead of concrete to naturally manage flooding. Along with protecting the neighbourhood, it has open lawns, sports areas, and walking paths for residents to enjoy year-round. The project demonstrates that a city park can prevent flooding while still being a welcoming community space for everyone.
Laptop lifeline: A retired computer expert has made it his mission to give technology a second life. What started as a hobby repairing unwanted laptops now helps hundreds of people in Sarasota, Florida (U.S.), who can’t afford their own. He gathers discarded computers from local donors, installs new hardware, and restores each one with care. Many go to students, single parents, and workers hoping to learn new skills or to stay connected. Neighbours began calling him the “Tech Fairy,” a name that stuck as word of his generosity spread online. Each computer represents another step forward for someone in need, and for him, that simple impact is worth every hour spent on the project.
“The future depends on what you do today.” - Mahatma Gandhi
“Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us what we need to know.”
- Pema Chödrön
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Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held July 4, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
DanceABLE Creation Intensive: ‘Dance is for all’ is a disability-led creation process, designed to exemplify belonging & empowerment. Wed., July 8, 12-1pm at Port Theatre. For info & tix, call: 250.716.3230.
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
Duncan Days Motorcycle Show & Shine: Hosted by Ironworks Cafe & Creperie on July 11. Check out the incredible line-up of bikes, from timeless classics to eye-catching custom rides. To register, text 250-710-9441 with your full name, bike type & category entering.
Fundraiser BBQ: Held at Parksville Family Ford, 410 East Island Hwy., Sat., July 11, 10am-2pm. By donation. Proceeds go to the Parksville Quilt House Quilters’ Guild.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. Does the Hope Diamond have approximately 25, 35, or 45 carats?
2. Is a baby hedgehog called a hoglet, hedgie, or pup?
3. Dmitri Mendeleev invented this organized chart of the elements.
4. The musical Grease takes place in this decade.
5. What is the name of Elvis Presley’s mansion in Memphis, Tennessee (U.S.)?
2. Is a baby hedgehog called a hoglet, hedgie, or pup?
3. Dmitri Mendeleev invented this organized chart of the elements.
4. The musical Grease takes place in this decade.
5. What is the name of Elvis Presley’s mansion in Memphis, Tennessee (U.S.)?
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At week’s end, an opportunity may emerge for you to lead a group in an endeavour that could benefit all. Showing compassion to others is an integral part of this effort. Lucky numbers: 3, 14, 21, 31, 34, 38.
If you are in a conflict early in the week, consider taking a step back. Are you contributing to the situation by being overly aggressive? If so, what is motivating you? Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 12, 23, 26, 31.
Are you feeling restricted in expressing your authentic self right now? You may be tempted to break free. Instead, try a plan that doesn’t burn bridges behind you. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 17, 18, 22, 42.
Do you have an endeavour that could be brought to completion now if you apply some effort? Just try to be sure that all the details have been reviewed and verified. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 27, 34, 43, 44.
For the next year, you may be motivated to try to do a lot of big things quickly. You might be able to accomplish a lot, but be careful of not overpromising. Lucky numbers: 11, 19, 20, 28, 38, 45.
Your usually grounded nature and attention to detail may be disrupted by confusion at week’s end. Take a deep breath and wait a few days for things to change. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 30, 31, 38, 48.
For the next few weeks, miscommunications may abound. Be aware of this when interacting with others. If someone upsets you, ask them to clarify their intent. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 26, 32, 39, 45.
Clearly communicating may be important for the next few weeks. Having others mirror back to you what you said, to be sure they understood, might be helpful. Lucky numbers: 14, 25, 31, 36, 38, 46.
If you are proactive early in the week, a new opportunity may emerge. Be very sure to double check the details, whether verbal or written, before committing. Lucky numbers: 14, 20, 26, 33, 34, 48.
At the start of the week, you may run into obstacles completing an endeavour. The issue might lie in your communication style. Try focusing on the needs of other parties. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 18, 29, 37, 44.
You may experience information overload this week. Give yourself time to sort through options before communicating them to others or making any decisions. Lucky numbers: 19, 36, 40, 43, 44, 47.
Last week’s dynamic continues. You may still receive a lot of unconscious information, which might be confusing to interpret. Postpone action if you aren’t clear. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 18, 32, 38, 40.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Speed surprise: Despite their bulky build, hippos can sprint faster than most people. On land, their short bursts of power let them outpace the average human, proving that appearances can be deceiving when it comes to nature’s speedsters.
Bouquet beginnings: In early weddings, guests believed touching the bride’s dress brought good luck, often leaving her surrounded by eager hands. To get away, she threw her flowers into the crowd, a fix that later became the familiar bouquet toss.
Fuzzy fruit: Before earning the name kiwifruit, New Zealanders called it the Chinese gooseberry, comparing its flavour to the gooseberries they already knew. The new name came later, to link the fruit with New Zealand’s national bird, the kiwi.
Solar trick: In Hawaii (U.S.), there’s a brief moment when the sun stands directly overhead and every shadow disappears. Known as Lāhainā Noon, it happens twice a year, turning statues, trees, and people into perfectly shadowless shapes.
Pharaoh pimples: Acne isn’t just a modern nuisance. Tutankhamun reportedly struggled with it, and remedies were placed in his tomb to accompany him beyond death. Even pharaohs, it seems, faced the same skin worries as ordinary people today.
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A pianist found a note from his wife: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a minuet.
Never go fishing with a DJ. They always drop the bass.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle on your bike?
What fairground ride is always made of iron? A ferrous wheel.
Why don’t pianists know how to open doors? They don’t know which key to use.
Never go fishing with a DJ. They always drop the bass.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle on your bike?
What fairground ride is always made of iron? A ferrous wheel.
Why don’t pianists know how to open doors? They don’t know which key to use.
Trivia Answers: 1. 45 2. Hoglet 3. Periodic Table 4. 1950s 5. Graceland
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Shared feast: Over 3,000 residents came together for a community meal that stretched 5,280 feet (1.6 km) through Denver, Colorado (U.S.). Organized by the nonprofit Longer Tables, the “Mile Long Table” brought locals, volunteers, and visitors to one continuous line of seats in the heart of downtown. Farmers, chefs, and sponsors contributed food and support, turning the event into a large-scale neighbourhood picnic. Some attendees even reunited with loved ones flown in by surprise through a sponsoring airline. The meal encouraged strangers to connect face-to-face and share stories. Organizers hope to make the gathering a yearly tradition and inspire other cities to create their own tables of connection.
Secret snake: In the forests of Barbados, scientists have confirmed the reappearance of a snake species unseen for decades. Hidden beneath a rock during a wildlife survey, the Barbados threadsnake turned out to be the smallest known snake on Earth. Barely the length of a finger, it burrows through soil and roots, rarely surfacing in daylight. Researchers verified its identity under a microscope before returning it safely to its habitat. The finding offers hope that other species presumed lost may still survive in the island’s shrinking forest reserves. Conservationists view this rediscovery as a reminder of how fragile these remaining ecosystems are, and how easily their rarest inhabitants can slip away again.
Plastic threads: An engineering student in Baltimore, Maryland (U.S.), has created a method to turn leftover party cups into wearable fabric. Her company, The New Norm, repurposes the plastic from discarded cups into yarn used for sweaters and hats. By combining the plastic with eco-friendly materials, the finished fabric stays soft while avoiding the microplastic shedding of standard polyester clothing. Each piece is 3D-knitted in one seamless process, reducing waste and stitching. The pastel colours come directly from the cups themselves, without added dyes. Production now runs through U.S. facilities, turning single-use plastic into sustainable fashion that redefines how waste can be worn.
Bee boost: Oxford, England, researchers developed a new bee feed using modified yeast that mimics the nutrients bees gather from pollen. The project aims to support colonies struggling with the decline of native flowering plants. Through fermentation, scientists produced sterols, natural compounds vital for bee growth and energy. Test colonies raised more young and stayed active longer when fed the nutrient-rich mixture. The yeast, altered through genetic methods, offers the same essential lipids as pollen but in a steadier form. Experts say this advance could strengthen pollination systems and boost global food yields, helping bees survive as their natural food sources continue to decline.
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Community Garage Sale Nanoose Library Fundraiser: Sat., June 27, 9am-1pm, at Nanoose Library Grounds, 2489 Nanoose Rd.
Labieux Seniors Centre Garage Sale: Saturday, June 27, 9am-2pm at 2465 Labieux Rd., Nanaimo. Vendor tables welcome for $25.
Alberni Hospice Butterfly Release: Join us to release a butterfly for fun or in memory of a loved one. Everyone welcome. The event is family friendly and includes free kids’ activities, free face painting, free water, food by donation & more! Held Saturday, June 27, 11:30am-1:30pm at 2579 10th Ave., Port Alberni.
Garage Sale Fundraiser: St. Paul’s Anglican Church, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo in the Church Hall on Saturday, June 27, 10am-2pm.
Annual Nanaimo Lion Club Free Swim: You’re invited on Saturdays, until June 27, 12:30-2pm to Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Rd., Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Garden Tour Altrusa Club Fundraiser: Sun., June 28, 10am-3pm. Visit 7 lovely gardens on a self-guided tour between Cedar & Nanoose. $25 tix at Green Thumb, Birdie & Bees, Gardenworks, KC’s Boutique.
Reel Alternatives - Holy Days: This comedy follows young Brian on a heartwarming quest to retrieve his late mother from heaven before his father’s new girlfriend, Liz takes her place. Held June 29, 7pm at Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, Duncan. For tickets, visit: cowichanpac.ca
Canada Day Celebrations at Maffeo Sutton Park: Held Wed., July 1, 11am-3:30pm. Free, family-friendly event features live music, a kids & family zone, multicultural performances, food trucks & more. No parking onsite. For details & shuttle info, visit: www.nanaimo.ca
Canada Day Celebration in Duncan: Takes place at the BC Forest Discovery Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., July 1, 10am-4:30pm. Featuring a family-friendly event with heritage steam train rides, a community BBQ, cake cutting & live cultural performances. Cost is $5. Children under 2 are free.
Port Alberni’s Family-friendly Canada Day Celebrations: Held at Harbour Quay, running July 1, 10am-5pm. Festivities include live local entertainment, a puppet theater, heritage exhibits, vintage vehicles & a ‘Best Dressed Canuck’ contest.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held July 4, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
DanceABLE Creation Intensive: ‘Dance is for all’ is a disability-led creation process, designed to exemplify belonging & empowerment. Wed., July 8, 12-1pm at Port Theatre. For info & tix, call: 250.716.3230.
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
Fundraiser BBQ: Held at Parksville Family Ford, 410 East Island Hwy., Sat., July 11, 10am-2pm. By donation. Proceeds go to the Parksville Quilt House Quilters’ Guild.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. What was the capital of East Germany?
2. Who was the original voice of Kermit the Frog?
3. A possum has a pouch - T/F?
4. What is the continuous circulation of water in the earth’s atmosphere?
5. A villanelle is a type of gondola, bread, or poem?
2. Who was the original voice of Kermit the Frog?
3. A possum has a pouch - T/F?
4. What is the continuous circulation of water in the earth’s atmosphere?
5. A villanelle is a type of gondola, bread, or poem?
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This week you may find that you have a low level of energy and are easily discouraged. Think of this as a “time out” to become clear about what you truly want. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 15, 16, 41, 43.
You may be in a midweek stalemate between the desires of your head vs. your heart. Following your intuition isn’t your strong suit, but might be the best path. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 22, 38, 42, 45.
Sudden, unexpected information or events may be in your orbit midweek. Be aware of any temptation to impulsively respond before thinking through the situation. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 15, 17, 27, 40.
Is there something heartfelt that you haven’t yet achieved? At the end of the week, you may get a chance at it, but you might need to actively seek and manifest it. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 17, 19, 24, 41.
Leos tend to lead with their heart over their head. But for the next few weeks, you may have a chance to develop a more balanced approach to decision making. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 16, 29, 38, 39.
Virgos like to be methodical and detail-oriented in decision making. The next few weeks may have a very quick pace, with an opportunity to change your process. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 18, 21, 26, 40.
Libra is normally tactful and diplomatic. For the next few weeks, be aware of any tendency to make impulsive comments. Putting your foot in your mouth is easy now. Lucky numbers: 14, 19, 25, 28, 38, 45.
Your ability to receive intuitive information about people and situations may be heightened at midweek. If you feel overwhelmed, carve out some quiet space. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 14, 16, 26, 41.
Your natural optimism could get a boost toward the end of the week. How might you use this energy positively, during the few days it may be in effect? Lucky numbers: 4, 9, 14, 15, 23, 46.
For the next few weeks, you may find that your grounded nature is disrupted. You can just ride it out or use it to make an adjustment to develop more flexibility. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 22, 24, 32, 42.
For the second week, the dispassionate quality of Pluto through Aquarius interacts with warmer energy, now asking you to adjust toward more compassion. Lucky numbers: 15, 17, 20, 36, 37, 39.
Pisces can pluck information from the energetic plane, but communicating it to others may be hard. The energy of the next few weeks could bring clarity or confusion. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 8, 9, 18, 26.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Pickle day: National Pickle Day (U.S.) on November 14th celebrates everything from sweet to spicy varieties, giving fans a reason to enjoy the tangy treat in many forms. Legends even suggest Cleopatra linked her beauty to a steady diet of pickles.
Air sailors: Female argonaut octopuses trap pockets of air inside their delicate shells to move with precision through the ocean. This clever trick helps them glide efficiently while conserving energy and keeping their eggs safe in the deep sea.
River roots: The rock band Puddle of Mudd got its name after floodwaters filled their rehearsal space in Kansas City, Missouri (U.S.). Years later, a demo tape connected them to the industry, setting the stage for their breakout success.
Monkey mail: In the mid-1900s, Sears catalogs didn’t just sell clothes and tools, they even offered live monkeys by mail. The unusual listings made the family catalog seem more like a miniature zoo than a shopping guide.
Gum ban: Ordinary chewing gum is off-limits in Singapore. Importing gum, selling it, or carrying it without a doctor’s note is against the law, with only prescribed dental gum allowed under tightly controlled medical rules.
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Know the difference between a space ship and a cookie? You can’t dunk a rocket in your coffee.
My optician is a man of vision.
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy.
Producer: “Didn’t you write a play named Fireflies?”
Writer: “Yes, it got glowing reviews.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? I wanda where I put my keys.
My optician is a man of vision.
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy.
Producer: “Didn’t you write a play named Fireflies?”
Writer: “Yes, it got glowing reviews.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? I wanda where I put my keys.
Trivia Answers: 1. East Berlin 2. Jim Henson 3. True 4. Water cycle
5. Poem
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Quake network: Google has created a global alert system that turns billions of smartphones into mini earthquake sensors. Each Android device detects small ground tremors that appear before stronger quakes and sends that data to a central system. When enough signals are collected, nearby users receive warnings, allowing them a brief window to take cover. The program now operates across many countries, including areas without advanced seismic equipment, helping to partially close a major safety gap. Though its readings aren’t always exact, it has successfully alerted millions to oncoming quakes. Using technology already in people’s hands, Google’s new safety network turns daily devices into tools for disaster preparedness.
Germ guard: In Kingston, Jamaica, a young inventor designed a door handle that disinfects itself with ultraviolet light, removing bacteria while remaining safe for humans. Rayvon Stewart conceived the idea after seeing how quickly infections spread in hospital settings, especially in humid environments. Now patented, the creation earned national and international recognition for improving hygiene in public spaces. Built with simple mechanics and durable materials, the handle automatically cleans after each touch. The project grew from Stewart’s university studies and interest in practical engineering solutions. His thoughtful design shows how creative ideas can make everyday public places healthier.
Space pharmacy: Researchers in London are developing a way to manufacture cancer treatments in orbit, using the effects of microgravity. On Earth, antibody-based drugs become too thick to inject when made in concentrated form. In space, however, proteins can crystallize evenly without gravity’s pull, creating purer versions that flow more easily. A startup called BioOrbit is building equipment to grow and collect these crystals aboard spacecraft, turning space research into usable medicine. Their long-term plan is to make large-scale pharmaceutical production possible beyond Earth. The project could change how drugs are made, bringing new meaning to “space-age medicine.”
Flood rescuer: A Beijing construction worker used his bulldozer to save more than a hundred people after heavy rain flooded nearby villages. When rising water trapped residents in their homes, he drove through deep currents to reach them, lifting families into the machine’s front scoop for safety. Throughout the day, he made repeated trips between rooftops and dry ground, sometimes carrying rescue crews as well. Videos of his efforts quickly spread online, where people began calling him the “Bulldozer Hero.” His quick thinking and courage turned ordinary equipment into a lifeline. The rescues showed how one determined person can make all the difference in a disaster.
“Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it.” - Proverb
“Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.” - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Wednesday, June 17, 6:30-7:30pm. Please wear flat soled shoes or runners. Located at 149 E. Stanford Ave. Info: www.parksvillelawnbowlingclub.com
Cookbook Launch Fundraiser: ‘Around a Protection Island Table’ by Thora Howell held Thurs., June 18, 5-7pm at Flying Fish, 180 Commercial St, during the first Night Market. All proceeds to the Protection Island Lions Club.
Cowichan Valley Bluegrass Festival: Held June 19-21 at the scenic Laketown Ranch in Lake Cowichan. This family-friendly event features a high-calibre lineup of international & local artists. On-site camping, food vendors & more. For tickets, please visit: cowichanbluegrass.com
Slide Into Summer Market: Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more. Held on Saturday, June 20, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Vendors located inside & outside of the hall. Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516.
A Journey Home-Hook Line & Hospice Sockeye Derby: Sun., June 21, derby is 5am-12pm at China Creek Marina & 12:30pm is prize presentation. Salvation Army food truck, 6:30-11am, food trucks, Brazilian delicacies & Lickity Drippity, 11am-7pm & music provided by 33 1/3 & The Shady Marmots, 4-9pm.
Are You a Senior & Enjoy Dancing? Join us Wed., June 24, 1-3:30pm at the Qualicum Beach Legion, 170 Veterans Way, Qualicum. Info call 250-738-1661. Or email angievh@telus.net
Community Garage Sale Nanoose Library Fundraiser: Sat., June 27, 9am-1pm, at Nanoose Library Grounds, 2489 Nanoose Rd.
Garage Sale Fundraiser: St. Paul’s Anglican Church, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo in the Church Hall on Saturday, June 27, 10am-2pm.
Annual Nanaimo Lion Club Free Swim: You’re invited on Saturdays, until June 27, 12:30-2pm to Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Rd., Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Garden Tour Altrusa Club Fundraiser: Sun., June 28, 10am-3pm. Visit 7 lovely gardens on a self-guided tour between Cedar & Nanoose. $25 tix at Green Thumb, Birdie & Bees, Gardenworks, KC’s Boutique.
Reel Alternatives - Holy Days: This comedy follows young Brian on a heartwarming quest to retrieve his late mother from heaven before his father’s new girlfriend, Liz takes her place. Held June 29, 7pm at Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, Duncan. For tickets, visit: cowichanpac.ca
Canada Day Celebrations at Maffeo Sutton Park: Held Wed., July 1, 11am-3:30pm. Free, family-friendly event features live music, a kids & family zone, multicultural performances, food trucks & more. No parking onsite. For details & shuttle info, visit: www.nanaimo.ca
Canada Day Celebration in Duncan: Takes place at the BC Forest Discovery Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., July 1, 10am-4:30pm. Featuring a family-friendly event with heritage steam train rides, a community BBQ, cake cutting & live cultural performances. Cost is $5. Children under 2 are free.
Port Alberni’s Family-friendly Canada Day Celebrations: Held at Harbour Quay, running July 1, 10am-5pm. Festivities include live local entertainment, a puppet theater, heritage exhibits, vintage vehicles & a ‘Best Dressed Canuck’ contest.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser held July 4, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St. Chemainus. To rent a tables for $25 each, contact Joyce by texting: 250-533-9392 or emailing: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Free Summer Concert: Held Friday, July 10, 6:30-7:30pm at Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Island Highway East. Free admission.
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
Nanaimo Concert Band Free Summer Concert: Held Monday, July 13, 6:30-7:30pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Lion’s Pavilion. Free admission.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The capital of Costa Rica is San Carlos - T/F?
2. Is a hippopotamus carnivorous, omnivorous, or herbivorous?
3. Bhutan has this form of government.
4. What is the largest planet in the solar system?
5. The first Oscar Award ceremony was held in 1918, 1929, or 1933?
2. Is a hippopotamus carnivorous, omnivorous, or herbivorous?
3. Bhutan has this form of government.
4. What is the largest planet in the solar system?
5. The first Oscar Award ceremony was held in 1918, 1929, or 1933?
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Chiron, the minor planet, moves out of Aries this week. Before it returns in September for its final 10 months, consider any old wounds that still need attention. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 16, 17, 24, 36.
The minor planet Chiron will soon begin a seven-year transit through your sign. For the next six months, you might get a preview of its role in healing old wounds. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 17, 22, 31, 47.
Geminis tend to let their heads lead over their hearts. Early in the week, a sudden and unexpected opportunity may appear that allows you to fully lean into the latter. Lucky numbers: 6, 18, 24, 35, 44, 47.
Your birth month is a good time to develop new goals and plans to achieve them. Consider aiming for a bigger goal than you previously might have considered. Lucky numbers: 9, 15, 22, 28, 34, 39.
Your enthusiasm may be on full display at midweek. How could you use this emotion to achieve something positive? Watch for places where you might overreach. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 16, 22, 25, 32.
Virgos often are the first ones to pitch in to get a job done, which is admirable. However, at the end of this week, speak up if someone tries to take unfair advantage. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 16, 26, 39, 45.
This weekend may be a good time to sit down and review where things stand in your life. Where are your needs not being met and how might you change this? Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 17, 21, 32, 46.
Over the next six months, you may run into obstacles, from yourself or others, blocking your path. A deep dive into your unconscious may bring understanding. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 24, 27, 46, 48.
Have you travelled many roads, either literally or figuratively, to learn who you are? For the next six months, it may help to stay in one place and go inside instead. Lucky numbers: 5, 29, 31, 36, 37, 40.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals at that time? What progress have you made against them? Are any changes needed? Lucky numbers: 2, 10, 17, 25, 26, 27.
Pluto’s long transit through your sign is quiet on humanity’s evolution. Such a huge endeavour requires heart and mind. Midweek offers a chance to add this element. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 13, 26, 34, 39.
You may face a stalemate during the week. Are you looking with rose-coloured glasses about what you want to achieve? Consider a more grounded approach to success. Lucky numbers: 7, 20, 27, 37, 45, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 25.
Floating treats: In the coastal towns of Sicily, Italy, you can enjoy a scoop without stepping ashore. Boats drift across the water selling gelato straight to nearby vessels, turning the sea into a floating ice cream shop for sun-soaked travellers.
Cloud creators: When seaweed is stressed by sunlight or low tides, it releases iodine into the air. Those particles can help clouds form above coastal waters, meaning gloomy seaside skies may owe their mood to the ocean’s plants.
Grasp greeting: Before it became a friendly hello, the handshake served a practical purpose. Offering an open hand showed you carried no weapon, and giving it a quick shake proved nothing dangerous was tucked up a sleeve.
Sea summit: The top of Mount Everest was once part of a shallow ocean floor. When massive tectonic plates collided, the seafloor was slowly pushed upward, turning ancient marine rocks and fossils into the world’s tallest mountain.
Cool cabbage: Babe Ruth wasn’t just known for home runs, he also had a peculiar way of beating the heat. On hot days, he tucked a cabbage leaf inside his cap to help keep his head cool during games.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion the forecast, it’s going to rain.
The cheetah at the zoo needed glasses. He was seeing spots.
Teacher: “If Shakespeare were alive today, what would he be famous for?”
Student: “Being over 400 years old.”
What did the tooth say as the dentist left the room? Fill me in when you get back.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion the forecast, it’s going to rain.
The cheetah at the zoo needed glasses. He was seeing spots.
Teacher: “If Shakespeare were alive today, what would he be famous for?”
Student: “Being over 400 years old.”
What did the tooth say as the dentist left the room? Fill me in when you get back.
Trivia Answers: 1. False, San José 2. Herbivorous 3. Constitutional monarchy 4. Jupiter 5. 1929
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Ocean discovery: Near Mexico’s coastline, researchers confirmed a previously unknown manta ray, expanding the known family to just three species on Earth. The ray displayed distinctive grey wing tips and shoulder markings that clearly separated it from others. After comparing hundreds of photographs and sketches, scientists confirmed the differences through genetic analysis. The new species, named Mobula yarae after a mythical sea spirit, is thought to inhabit the Atlantic and parts of the Caribbean. Early findings suggest it may have recently evolved from a larger relative, offering a glimpse into ongoing speciation. For marine biologists, the discovery provides clues about how creatures continue to diversify in modern oceans.
Refuse reborn: In San Francisco, a recycling company has transformed part of its waste facility into a space for artists to create and experiment. Through Recology’s artist residency program, participants collect discarded materials and turn them into new works like sculptures, paintings, and installations. They are given studio space, tools, and time to develop their projects before displaying them in a free public exhibit. Over the years, hundreds of artists have joined, finding fresh ways to reuse metal, wood, and plastic. The program encourages people to see waste as something that still holds creative value. By blending art and recycling, the effort demonstrates that trash can be reshaped into something lasting.
Ship sanctuary: A retired cruise ship now rests ashore on Bintan Island, Indonesia, as a luxury hotel, preserved by an owner who couldn’t bear to see its history fade. Once known as the MV Doulos Phos, the vessel sailed for decades under different names before becoming too old for the sea. Its new owner purchased it after years of disuse, moving it onto land and rebuilding every level while keeping much of its original structure. Visitors can now stay in expanded cabins, explore restored decks, and even see the old lifeboats still hanging along its side. The ship’s transformation has turned a century-old relic into a permanent landmark, grounded by craftsmanship and respect for its story.
Grandmother connection: A creative company in Tokyo has found a new way to bring comfort and connection to modern life by offering a “rental grandmother” service. Through its OK! Obaachan program, women later in life can be hired to cook meals, give advice, or simply share time with clients seeking warmth and companionship. The idea grew from a desire to support both lonely residents and older women looking for meaningful work. Many find joy in being needed again, while families appreciate the sense of care that feels like home. The service also highlights Japan’s effort to keep seniors engaged in society, and that wisdom and kindness still hold great value in everyday life.
“Every day is a new day, and you’ll never be able to find happiness if you don’t move on.” - Carrie Underwood
“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” - Stephen Hawking
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Mid Island Kidney Association Fundraiser: Held Saturday, June 13, 1-3pm at Smitty’s Restaurant in Port Alberni in the banquet room. Auction & loonie toonie draws. Bring your friends & your treasures from home for the auction. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
Rotary Garage Sale: Held Sat., June 13, 7187 Lantzville Rd. Saleable items gratefully accepted on June 12, 12-5pm.
Ladies Auxiliary Indoor Community Flea Market: Held at the Parksville Legion at 146 Hirst Ave. W on Saturday, June 13, 9am to 3pm. Kitchen open for breakfast & lunch. BBQ hotdogs in the parking lot.
Slide Into Summer Market: Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more. Held on Saturday, June 20, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Vendors located inside & outside of the hall. Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516.
A Journey Home-Hook Line & Hospice Sockeye Derby: Sun., June 21, derby is 5am-12pm at China Creek Marina & 12:30pm is prize presentation. Salvation Army food truck, 6:30-11am, food trucks, Brazilian delicacies & Lickity Drippity, 11am-7pm & music provided by 33 1/3 & The Shady Marmots, 4-9pm.
Annual Nanaimo Lion Club Free Swim: You’re invited on Saturdays, until June 27, 12:30-2pm to Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Rd., Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Garden Tour Altrusa Club Fundraiser: Sun., June 28, 10am-3pm. Visit 7 lovely gardens on a self-guided tour between Cedar & Nanoose. $25 tix at Green Thumb, Birdie & Bees, Gardenworks, KC’s Boutique.
Canada Day Celebrations at Maffeo Sutton Park: Held Wed., July 1, 11am-3:30pm. Free, family-friendly event features live music, a kids & family zone, multicultural performances, food trucks & more. No parking onsite. For details & shuttle info, visit: www.nanaimo.ca
23rd Annual Nanaimo Dragon Boat Festival: Held July 11–12 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Features a full weekend of dragon boat racing, live entertainment, food trucks & more.
Parksville Beach Festival Sandcastle Competition: Held at Parksville Community Park. Gates open to the public to watch the sculptors carving starting Fri., July 10, 2pm. Judging will take place on Sun., July 12, 3-5pm & the winners will be announced on-site at approximately 5:30pm.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. Who created the comic “Tin Tin”- H.A. Rey, Hergé, or Beatrix Potter?
2. Before Titanic, this 1993 movie was the highest grossing film of all time.
3. British Queen _____ reigned between 1837 and 1901.
4. Where is the world’s lowest point on land?
5. Scale-shaped clouds create this type of sky, often signifying changing weather.
2. Before Titanic, this 1993 movie was the highest grossing film of all time.
3. British Queen _____ reigned between 1837 and 1901.
4. Where is the world’s lowest point on land?
5. Scale-shaped clouds create this type of sky, often signifying changing weather.
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You may be tempted to act impulsively at midweek. Consider buckling down instead. This could show your serious intent and help avoid conflict about old issues. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 12, 13, 31, 40.
Your grounded, practical nature may get a boost at midweek. If you have a project that requires more hard work to complete, this might be a time to invest in it. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 22, 27, 36, 40.
The new moon at week’s end encourages you to set intentions toward your goals. You may be given a number of options to do so. Slow down and choose carefully. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 19, 25, 30, 32.
You may receive a boost of optimism and enthusiasm. How might you direct this energy to achieve something close to your heart? Don’t let the moment slip by. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 35, 37, 39, 40.
You may be in love with love for the next month. Carefully consider this in new relationships. Give yourself time to see if this person is right for you. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 21, 33, 36, 41.
Your grounded and hardworking nature is a gift, but it can get a bit tedious. The weekend is a good time to add some pleasure and fun to your life. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 18, 19, 34, 42.
Is there an annoying situation that has been bubbling beneath the surface? Try to address it early in the week or it may blow up in a way you don’t expect. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 10, 13, 30, 36.
For a few days at midweek, you may find a respite from the information flow that seems to follow you everywhere all the time. Let it wash over and restore you. Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 14, 28, 37, 44.
The new moon at week’s end is a good time to set intentions. However, the options that you can pursue may be a bit overwhelming. Try waiting a few days to decide. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 24, 37, 33, 47.
Capricorns have a strong ability to manifest success. But now may be a good time to question if your endeavours satisfy your heart’s wishes. If not, adjust accordingly. Lucky numbers: 8, 18, 20, 37, 41, 44.
You know the goal you’re manifesting but might have difficulty attracting others to your vision. Craft a message that reflects the passion of what you want to achieve. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 12, 17, 22, 27.
Your empathy is a double-edged sword, attracting and repelling others. Right now, you may be able to communicate with added warmth and joy to draw others to your side. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 10, 15, 44, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Bold bite: Mustard began in ancient Rome, where crushed seeds were stirred into grape juice for extra taste. Centuries later it spread across Europe, valued as a cheap way to add flavour long before imported spices became common.
Letter logic: When abbreviations are said as full words, like NATO, they’re called acronyms. If each letter is pronounced separately, like FBI, they’re technically “initialisms.” Both shorten long names but sound completely different when spoken.
Gut gate: Unlike people, horses can’t bring food back up once it’s swallowed. A tight stomach valve and angled passage block the reverse flow, which protects the system but also raises risks if too much gas or liquid builds inside.
Timeless ride: A man from the U.S. bought a green Rolls-Royce Phantom in 1928 and proudly kept it for 77 years. He drove it well into old age, eventually earning the record for the longest private Rolls-Royce ownership in history.
Candle customs: The birthday candle tradition began when ancient Greeks lit cakes to honour the moon goddess and send wishes skyward. Later, Romans used candles on cakes to celebrate birthdays, a practice that continues around the world today.
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Doctor: “You’ll need stitches in that cut.”
Patient: “Don’t bother, I’ll do it.”
Doctor: “Suture self.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gnu. Gnu who? I gnu you’d ask me that!
How do you mend a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.
A clockmaker’s alarm makes him rise and chime.
Mr. Alligator said he couldn’t make it to the party. He was swamped.
Patient: “Don’t bother, I’ll do it.”
Doctor: “Suture self.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gnu. Gnu who? I gnu you’d ask me that!
How do you mend a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.
A clockmaker’s alarm makes him rise and chime.
Mr. Alligator said he couldn’t make it to the party. He was swamped.
Trivia Answers: 1. Hergé 2. Jurassic Park 3. Victoria 4. Dead Sea
5. Mackerel Sky
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Famous branches: A sprawling cedar tree in London, known for appearing with the Beatles in the video for “Rain,” has gained new fame as a finalist in a European tree contest. The ancient tree stands in the gardens of Chiswick House, where its sweeping limbs have become a landmark of both music and history. Contest organizers included it under the “Rooted in Culture” theme, alongside other notable trees like a historic oak tied to Lady Jane Grey and one in Wiltshire said to have inspired the British rock band Radiohead’s King of Limbs album. The competition highlights how trees can hold stories that bridge art, heritage, and nature, connecting generations through shared cultural roots.
Motion control: Engineers at Meta, the company behind Facebook, have created a wrist device that turns hand movements into computer commands. The bracelet senses tiny electrical signals from wrist muscles and converts them into actions like typing, scrolling, or selecting text without touch. Built by Meta’s Reality Labs, it uses artificial intelligence to recognize motion patterns across users, improving accuracy as it learns. The device connects by Bluetooth and needs no invasive setup. Designed to help people with limited mobility or those managing multiple screens, it offers a glimpse of how technology could soon respond directly to muscle movement, blending physical gestures with digital control.
Urban stargazing: A volunteer group called PopScope is turning ordinary sidewalks into astronomy viewing spots, giving city dwellers a chance to see the night sky up close. Started in Ottawa, Ontario (Canada), the project sets up telescopes in busy areas and invites anyone passing by to take a free look at planets, stars, or the moon. What began as a local experiment has grown across several countries, with hundreds of pop-up events drawing curious crowds. Reactions often shift from surprise to awe as people glimpse Saturn’s rings or Jupiter’s moons through city lights. For the volunteers, it’s less about data and more about connection, reminding everyone that even in crowded streets, there’s still wonder waiting above.
Kind kitchen: In Austin, Texas (U.S.), the owners of a long-running Korean restaurant have built a community tradition by giving away over 15,000 free meals to anyone who shows up. Once a month, Korea House opens its doors for a free lunch, and cooks and waitstaff volunteer their time to prepare and serve traditional dishes. Locals, students, and homeless guests eat together at crowded tables, sharing food and conversation. The restaurant’s owners say their faith and gratitude inspire the event. Tips are collected and donated to those in need, keeping the spirit of giving moving forward. For many, the event represents more than a meal; it’s a reminder of generosity at its simplest form and the power of food to bring people together.
“Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.” - Stephen King
“We can’t plan life. All we can do is be available for it.” - Lauryn Hill
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Volunteer Nanaimo Market: Local, handmade gifts. Baking, tea, crochet, jewellry & more. Held Saturday, June 6, 10am-3:30pm at St. Andrews Presbyterian Church Hall, 4235 Departure Bay Rd.
Gabriola Friends of the Library Book Sale: Saturday, June 6 & Sunday, June 7, 10am-4pm daily at The Community Hall, 2200 South Rd, Gabriola Island.
D-day Landing at Normandy Ceremony: The Royal Canadian Legion is hosting a ceremony to honour veterans of the D-Day Landing at Normandy on Sunday, June 7, 1pm in Charles Hoey Park, 130 Canada Ave., Duncan.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Ben Lahring, guitar, June 7, 2:30 pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 or reserved: $25. Info: 250-748-8383.
Scottish Legend - Mystery of Loch Ness: A gentle, 45-minute puppet show for ages 2 - 92 at Cowichan/Duncan Library, June 11, 3:45 - 4:30. Free admission.
Mid Island Kidney Association Fundraiser: Held Saturday, June 13, 1-3pm at Smitty’s Restaurant in Port Alberni in the banquet room. Auction & loonie toonie draws. Bring your friends & your treasures from home for the auction. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
Rotary Garage Sale: Held Sat., June 13, 7187 Lantzville Rd. Saleable items gratefully accepted on June 12, 12-5pm.
A Journey Home-Hook Line & Hospice Sockeye Derby: Sun., June 21, derby is 5am-12pm at China Creek Marina & 12:30pm is prize presentation. Salvation Army food truck, 6:30-11am, food trucks, Brazilian delicacies & Lickity Drippity, 11am-7pm & music provided by 33 1/3 & The Shady Marmots, 4-9pm.
Nanaimo Garden Tour Altrusa Club Fundraiser: Sun., June 28, 10am-3pm. Visit 7 lovely gardens on a self-guided tour between Cedar & Nanoose. $25 tix at Green Thumb, Birdie & Bees, Gardenworks, KC’s Boutique.
46th Annual Coombs Bluegrass Festival: Held July 31 - August 2 at the Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy. Weekend camping available on site. For information or tickets, call: 250-927-2747 or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Community Garden Plots Available: Rent a raised bed 4’x8’ for $50/year. 3036 Sherman Rd., Duncan. Call Nancy 250-746-7120 or email: kevgaustin@gmail.com
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. Was Chile a home to the Inca, Maya, or Aztec people?
2. What is the easternmost Caribbean country?
3. What is the smallest bird in the world?
4. In the movie The Wizard of Oz, is Kansas portrayed in colour or black and white?
5. What does NASA stand for?
2. What is the easternmost Caribbean country?
3. What is the smallest bird in the world?
4. In the movie The Wizard of Oz, is Kansas portrayed in colour or black and white?
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At midweek, you may be confused about how to proceed. If you just keep working through the fog, you might come out on the other side in a few days. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 31, 34, 35, 39.
Because of their grounded, practical nature, a Taurus sometimes resists intuition. For the next few weeks, you may have a chance to cultivate this quality. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 8, 14, 29, 44.
Geminis often focus on head over heart. But if you are flexible for the next few weeks, you may have an opportunity to integrate a more nurturing energy right now. Lucky numbers: 5, 24, 29, 34, 39, 46.
This month, think carefully before you speak because you may be subject to high emotions that tempt you to lash out if you feel verbally attacked by others. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 14, 31, 33, 42.
At midweek you may be asked to expand your view beyond your interests. To move past the stalemate, consider how you could contribute to your community. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 24, 34, 40, 47.
You may feel out of sorts for a few days at the end of the week. You might want to take this opportunity to unplug from the world and get in touch with yourself. Lucky numbers: 7, 15, 16, 27, 32, 34.
YYou may be tempted to overreact to what others say during the next few weeks. Taking a step back could help avoid a conflict that continues after this period ends. Lucky numbers: 4, 17, 19, 23, 25, 36.
Upcoming energy could boost your empathy for your fellow humans. How might you use this to communicate your intuitive insights for others to really hear? Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 33, 37, 38, 48.
Philosophy and beliefs can be important in how you define yourself. You may be encouraged over the next few weeks to adjust that definition to be less rigid. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 19, 31, 38, 39.
Capricorn ambition encourages success and building positive structures in your life. This ambition may get a brief boost early this week. Take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 21, 28, 37, 39.
Aquarius is interested in humanitarian evolution, but can struggle to connect with individuals. For a few weeks, an adjustment may encourage you to be more nurturing. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 8, 17, 19, 41.
At week’s end, your emotions may be heightened. This might cascade into a negative situation, so be conscious of how to direct this energy in a positive direction. Lucky numbers: 13, 22, 26, 39, 41, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 37.
Historic hub: Long before any modern metropolis, ancient Rome became the first city to house over a million people. Its bustling streets, flowing water, and thriving markets made it the urban heart of its time, unmatched until centuries later.
Blood hunt: When it comes to mosquitoes, the females are the ones causing all the trouble. They need blood to develop their eggs, so they seek out people and animals. Males, meanwhile, stay harmless by sipping nectar instead.
Sky span: Hidden in Washington’s Olympic Peninsula (U.S.), the High Steel Bridge rises hundreds of feet above the Skokomish River. Once built for trains and now open to cars, it remains one of the tallest and most striking bridges in the country.
Fossil fizz: A brewery once brewed beer using yeast taken from ancient whale fossils. The experiment turned an ordinary drink into something unusual, blending science with craft brewing and giving people a chance to sip a little bit of history.
Palace giant: The Royal Palace of Caserta in southern Italy was built for Bourbon kings and remains one of the largest royal residences in the world. Designed to rival Versailles, it holds hundreds of rooms and vast gardens that still draw visitors today.
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Did you hear about the feline who won a dog show? It was a cat-astrophe.
Moe: “What animal can jump higher than a house?”
Joe: “Any animal. Houses can’t jump.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape game you played today!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
If you want to make some money, get into flower sales. I hear business is blooming.
Moe: “What animal can jump higher than a house?”
Joe: “Any animal. Houses can’t jump.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape game you played today!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
If you want to make some money, get into flower sales. I hear business is blooming.
Trivia Answers: 1. Inca 2. Barbados 3. Hummingbird 4. Black and white
5. National Aeronautics and Space Administration
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Plant signals: Researchers have recently discovered that plants release faint, high-frequency sounds when under strain, such as during drought. Using specialized equipment, the team found the noises resemble soft crackles similar to popcorn popping, though far above the range of human hearing. In studies with tomato plants, moths appeared to avoid laying eggs on vines producing these distress sounds, suggesting they can detect when plants are struggling. The finding marks the first known example of animals reacting to sound made by plants. Scientists plan to record and compare these noises among species to see how widespread the behaviour is, revealing a hidden form of communication between plants and animals.
Fossil reunion: Two halves of a prehistoric reptile fossil, stored for decades in different museums, were recently found to fit perfectly together. A graduate researcher recognized that one slab contained a skeleton while the other showed its mirror image in stone. Once joined, the specimen revealed a previously unknown reptile from the Jurassic era, now called Sphenodraco scandentis. Its long limbs and grasping claws point to a life spent climbing and gliding through forest canopies. The discovery tells scholars that even long-studied collections can still offer new information about ancient species. Much remains to be learned from fossils, even those already in museums.
River revival: Parisians are once again swimming in the Seine after a massive cleanup restored the river’s health. Once too polluted for use, the waterway has been transformed through years of environmental work, including improved sewage treatment and new underground reservoirs to keep runoff from spilling in. Designated swimming zones, complete with safety staff and on-site facilities, now welcome visitors. Ecologists have noted the return of mussels and fish species once thought to be nearly gone, signs that the river’s ecosystem is rebounding. The effort has inspired other cities to improve their own waterways because focused public investment can make urban rivers clean and usable again.
Natural rhythm: British artist Andy Goldsworthy has spent much of his career creating sculptures from the landscape, shaping materials like stone, leaves, and wood into temporary forms. Each piece reflects his focus on change, erosion, and the passage of time. Working outdoors, he builds and photographs his creations before nature alters or destroys them, making the process part of the artwork itself. Over the years, his projects have ranged from leaf patterns to large installations made from fallen trees. His work explores the connection between people and nature, illustrating that beauty can exist in movement, weather, and decay. His art studies how nature changes and how people respond.
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Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, May 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Aging Well Expo: Wednesday May 27th from 10:00am - 3:00pm at Cowichan Community Center, 2687 James St, Duncan
Material Magic Quilt Show presented by Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild May 29 & 30, 10am-5pm daily at Nanaimo Curling Centre, 106 Wall St. 300 quilts, vendors, draws, raffle, boutique & cafe. Admission $10 or $15/2 day pass.
Annual Used Clothing Sale presented by The Catholic Women’s League of Ascension Parish. May 30th, 9 am to 2 pm in the Church Hall, 887 Wembley Road, Parksville. Cash or Card Accepted. Please bring your own bags. In support of local charities. Free Parking.
Deans Marine Annual Marine Swap N Shop: Held May 30. Do you have used marine stuff taking up space? Reserve your $45 spot now. All our proceeds go to local SARS. Call or text Karen 250-748-0829.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser, May 30, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St. Tables $25. Contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Wednesday Painters are hosting ‘Art in the Garden’ on May 30, 10am-4pm. There will be 16 artists displaying paintings, sculpture and pottery. A local string orchestra will be playing & there will be treats & a door prize. Tours of a beautiful garden in spring bloom. It will be at 8591 Bothwell Rd Sproat Lake. Contact Cynthia Bonesky: 250-724-1767 or email: cbonesky@shaw.ca
100 Mile Fleece & Fibre Fair: May 31, 9:30am-3pm, at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Entry by donation to support Bradley Centre’s charitable programming.
Parksville Legion Hosts Elvis Impersonator Steve Elliott, May 31, 6-9pm. Tickets $30 at Legion Tue to Sat 1-7pm & at the door.
Nanaimo Family History Society In-person Meeting: A fun 45th Birthday Party as well as an amazing presentation on the 1921 Nanaimo Mapping Project, on June 1st. Visit: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca for info.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Wed., June 3, 6:30-7:30pm. Please wear flat soled shoes or runners. 149 E. Stanford Ave. Info: www.parksvillelawnbowlingclub.com
Volunteer Nanaimo Market: Local, handmade gifts. Baking, tea, crochet, jewellry & more. Held Saturday, June 6, 10am-3:30pm at St. Andrews Presbyterian Church Hall, 4235 Departure Bay Rd.
Gabriola Friends of the Library Book Sale: Saturday, June 6 & Sunday, June 7, 10am-4pm daily at The Community Hall, 2200 South Rd, Gabriola Island.
D-day Landing at Normandy Ceremony: The Royal Canadian Legion is hosting a ceremony to honour veterans of the D-Day Landing at Normandy on Sunday, June 7, 1pm in Charles Hoey Park, 130 Canada Ave., Duncan.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Ben Lahring, guitar, June 7, 2:30 pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 or reserved: $25. Info: 250-748-8383.
Scottish Legend - Mystery of Loch Ness: A gentle, 45-minute puppet show for ages 2 - 92 at Cowichan/Duncan Library, June 11, 3:45 - 4:30. Free admission.
A Journey Home-Hook Line & Hospice Sockeye Derby: Sun., June 21, derby is 5am-12pm at China Creek Marina & 12:30pm is prize presentation. Salvation Army food truck, 6:30-11am, food trucks, Brazilian delicacies & Lickity Drippity, 11am-7pm & music provided by 33 1/3 & The Shady Marmots, 4-9pm.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. Is phosphorous sulfide, calcium, or sodium the compound that ignites matches?
2. Modern Iraq is located in what once was Mesopotamia - T/F?
3. To rescue Eurydice, where did Orpheus follow her?
4. Lamb, beef, and tzatziki combine in pita to make a _____.
5. This July 14th holiday commemorates what sparked the French Revolution.
2. Modern Iraq is located in what once was Mesopotamia - T/F?
3. To rescue Eurydice, where did Orpheus follow her?
4. Lamb, beef, and tzatziki combine in pita to make a _____.
5. This July 14th holiday commemorates what sparked the French Revolution.
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Do you have a conflict in your relationships vs. work commitments? Starting a conversation with those involved might ease the situation. Don’t let old wounds interfere. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 11, 25, 35, 47.
“Slow and steady wins the race” could be a Taurus motto. But at midweek, making a quick move may offer an opportunity that encourages you to be flexible. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 33, 35, 42, 47.
For the next few months, you may seek a mentor or be one. In either case, the focus could be on adding a nurturing quality to your communication style with others. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 13, 15, 27, 34.
Risk taking may not come easily to Cancers. This week you might be encouraged to seize a new opportunity. Try not to automatically reject it. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 19, 26, 29, 31.
Courage and heart are two great Leo strengths. At the end of the week, these qualities may be heightened. How do you want to use this energy before it dissipates? Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 13, 18, 36, 41.
At week’s end, you may experience a conflict about how to proceed. Think about choosing an option that could open up your view of the world in a new way. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 21, 33, 39, 48.
Your natural tact and diplomacy may be heightened early in the week. How might you use this skill at home or work to resolve an issue that has been ongoing? Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 22, 31, 37, 46.
Your intuition may be operating at full speed at midweek. Be very conscious of how much you share with others. They might not be ready to hear your insights. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 10, 19, 33, 35.
Something may come to a close at the end of the week. You might just need to have faith that the universe is moving you in the right direction. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 18, 36, 39, 46.
You may find that you need to be very flexible at week’s end. Events could encourage you to make a change in your viewpoint that expands your comfort zone. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 23, 27, 37.
At midweek you may find yourself in a power struggle. This conflict could encourage you to examine who you are and what your role in the world should be now. Lucky numbers: 1, 16, 24, 39, 40, 41.
You may feel an internal conflict at week’s end about how to proceed. Consider if bringing an endeavour to completion right now would help resolve the matter. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 20, 24, 44, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Cookie twist: Despite being a fixture at Chinese restaurants in the U.S., fortune cookies didn’t begin there. Their roots trace back to Japan, where an earlier version appeared before the sweeter style gained popularity in America.
Hoard habit: The word “hamster” comes from a German term meaning “to hoard,” which is fitting for creatures famous for stuffing food into their cheeks. The name likely stuck because of their habit of storing snacks for later.
Virtual vintage: Skeuomorphism is when digital tools look like real-world objects, such as a notepad that looks like paper or a bin for deleted files. It helps make technology feel familiar, even if the paper and pens are only pretend.
Sour surprise: Lemons actually contain more sugar than strawberries, yet their sharp acidity hides the sweetness. The citric acid in lemons overwhelms the taste buds, showing that a fruit’s flavour can be far more complex than its sugar level suggests.
Icy instincts: In Antarctica, Weddell seals plunge deep under thick ice and still manage to pop back up through the same hole they left behind. Scientists think their secret may be sensing Earth’s magnetic field, acting like an invisible underwater compass.
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Farmer: “Thanks. That’s music to my ears.”
Who was the coldest Roman emperor? Julius Freezer.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli has no last name, silly.
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Who was the coldest Roman emperor? Julius Freezer.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli has no last name, silly.
Trivia Answers: 1. Phosphorous sulfide 2. True 3. Hades, or the Underworld 4. Gyro 5. Bastille Day
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Bush rescue: A backpacker from Germany was rescued after spending nearly two weeks lost in the remote wilderness of Western Australia. Her van got stuck on an isolated track, and after leaving it, she lost her bearings and couldn’t find her way back. With little to eat and only rainwater to drink, she endured cold nights and harsh, unforgiving terrain while trying to reach help. Eventually, a local driver spotted her walking nearby and brought her to safety before she was flown to a hospital for care. Authorities called her recovery extraordinary given the extreme conditions. The ordeal has renewed attention on the dangers of the Outback and the need to remain with a vehicle if stranded.
Painted heritage: In the southern hills of Chios, Greece, the village of Pyrgi draws visitors with its maze of homes covered in bold black-and-white designs. Each wall is decorated through xysta, an old plaster-carving technique where layers of lime are scraped away to form geometric motifs. The method may have roots in both Genoese and Ottoman influences, blending centuries of history into a single art form. Once built as a fortified settlement to guard the island’s valuable mastic trade, Pyrgi’s compact streets and stone towers still reflect its defensive past. Only a few artisans now keep the xysta tradition alive, working carefully to preserve this symbol of community pride and island history.
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Walking giants: Researchers believe they now understand how the famous stones were moved into place on Rapa Nui, better known as Easter Island. Using 3D models, field trials, and physics-based simulations, scientists from Binghamton University and the University of Arizona found that the statues’ forward-leaning shape and curved bases allowed them to rock side to side as they advanced. In experiments, a small group “walked” a full-scale replica using ropes, supporting long-standing local traditions about how the moai were transported. The study suggests the islanders engineered both the statues and roads for this motion, revealing a resourceful approach to one of archaeology’s oldest mysteries.
Tiny fighter: In Ankeny, Iowa (U.S.), a baby born 133 days early and recognized as the world’s most premature defied every prediction to survive after birth. Arriving far sooner than expected, he weighed less than a can of soda and required immediate intensive care. Doctors used advanced equipment and careful monitoring to support his heart and lungs, and his parents spent long months beside him in the hospital. Over time, the baby’s condition improved enough for him to go home after a lengthy recovery. His story reminds families and doctors everywhere that medical care and persistence can help even the most fragile lives survive and grow.
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Play Euchre! Held Tuesday, May 19 & May 26, 6pm at 1480 Huntley Rd, Parksville. 8 games in total. New partner for each game. No partner needed.
Cowichan Spring Home Show: Green living expo Fri., May 22, 1-6pm;
Sat., May 23, 9:30am-5:30pm; Sun., May 24, 10am-4pm, Cowichan Community
Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission.
Trooper! Held at Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, Friday, May 22, 8pm. Trooper’s ten studio albums have earned multiple gold & platinum awards. For tix & info, call 250-746-2722 or visit: cowichanpac.ca
Spring is in the Air Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Saturday May 23, 10am-4pm. Stroll, Shop, Eat and Soak up the Spring Vibes!
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
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Stronger Together: A Community Forum where mental health matters. Held May 23, 1-3pm at Knox United Church, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Connect with other folks who want to be informed & proactive. Interactive forum where mental health & substance use meets science, hope & health.
Nanaimo Gem & Mineral Show: Sat., May 23, 10am-5pm & Sun., May, 24, 10am-4pm, at Legion Hall, 1630 East Wellington Rd., Nanaimo. Free hourly draws. $4 cash admissions, kids free under 12.
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, May 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Aging Well Expo: Wednesday May 27th from 10:00am - 3:00pm at Cowichan Community Center, 2687 James St, Duncan
Material Magic Quilt Show presented by Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild May 29 & 30, 10am-5pm daily at Nanaimo Curling Centre, 106 Wall St. 300 quilts, vendors, draws, raffle, boutique & cafe. Admission $10 or $15/2 day pass.
Annual Used Clothing Sale presented by The Catholic Women’s League of Ascension Parish. May 30th, 9 am to 2 pm in the Church Hall, 887 Wembley Road, Parksville. Cash or Card Accepted. Please bring your own bags. In support of local charities. Free Parking.
Deans Marine Annual Marine Swap N Shop: Held May 30. Do you have used marine stuff taking up space? Reserve your $45 spot now. All our proceeds go to local SARS. Call or text Karen 250-748-0829.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser, May 30, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St. Tables $25. Contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Wednesday Painters are hosting ‘Art in the Garden’ on May 30, 10am-4pm. There will be 16 artists displaying paintings, sculpture and pottery. A local string orchestra will be playing & there will be treats & a door prize. Tours of a beautiful garden in spring bloom. It will be at 8591 Bothwell Rd Sproat Lake. Contact Cynthia Bonesky: 250-724-1767 or email: cbonesky@shaw.ca
100 Mile Fleece & Fibre Fair: May 31, 9:30am-3pm, at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Entry by donation to support Bradley Centre’s charitable programming.
Volunteer Nanaimo Market: Local, handmade gifts. Baking, tea, crochet, jewellry & more. Held Saturday, June 6, 10am-3:30pm at St. Andrews Presbyterian Church Hall, 4235 Departure Bay Rd.
Gabriola Friends of the Library Book Sale: Saturday, June 6 & Sunday, June 7, 10am-4pm daily at The Community Hall, 2200 South Rd, Gabriola Island.
D-day Landing at Normandy Ceremony: The Royal Canadian Legion is hosting a ceremony to honour veterans of the D-Day Landing at Normandy on Sunday, June 7, 1pm in Charles Hoey Park, 130 Canada Ave., Duncan.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. In Norse mythology, what tool did Thor wield?
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
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This week everything may be in flux and you may be confused about what to do. Try to be flexible and look for ways to integrate conflicting motivations. Lucky numbers: 18, 24, 35, 37, 39, 45.
Taurus is known for hard work and endurance. Your ambition might get a boost for the next few weeks. What endeavour could you direct it toward to achieve a goal? Lucky numbers: 6, 19, 21, 37, 42, 47.
Your birthday month may be a good time to set new goals for the upcoming year. Be open to sudden and possibly unusual options that you might otherwise reject. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 6, 12, 26, 36.
You may find that you are focused on your relationships for the next few weeks. It may be helpful to examine your need for long-term commitment from others. Lucky numbers: 2, 18, 22, 37, 38, 41.
At midweek, the spotlight may be yours to enjoy. If you’re being recognized for an accomplishment, be sure to acknowledge those who helped it succeed. Lucky numbers: 10, 17, 22, 31, 42, 44.
Your practical and detail-oriented nature may be heightened at week’s end. Use this energy productively, but be careful of any temptation toward perfectionism. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 5, 25, 43, 48.
At midweek, you may find that you have too many options to choose from regarding your next steps. Center into your heart and you might find the best answer. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 20, 25, 36, 41.
If you find yourself in opposition to others, it may help to take a step back. Consider whether or not you might be picking a fight and if so, why now? Lucky numbers: 17, 20, 22, 28, 40, 43.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals then? What progress have you made? What changes to your plans do you need to make now? Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 19, 27, 34, 44.
Your heart may pull you in one direction and your head in another. If you can’t find a satisfactory compromise, try postponing important decisions for a few days. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 14, 17, 25, 45.
This week may be a good time to kickstart a project that is close to your heart. Making an adjustment to your plan may now attract support from others. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 20, 25, 32, 37.
If you encounter an obstacle at week’s end, perhaps review your plans. Being open to changing some details may help you get the project over the goal line. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 23, 28, 30, 41.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Mercury mystery: Unlike most metals that stay solid until heated, mercury is liquid even at room temperature. Scientists traced this unusual trait to its unique electron structure, giving the element its puzzling behaviour.
Parrot vandals: High in the mountains of New Zealand lives the Kea, a parrot quite unlike others. Known for their sharp minds and bold nature, these birds often rip pieces off parked cars, turning ordinary objects into their playground.
Story struggle: Before becoming a famous children’s author, Dr. Seuss nearly gave up on his first book after 27 rejections. Then a lucky meeting with a friend in publishing finally brought to print And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.
Pasta legacy: U.S. president Thomas Jefferson came back from Europe with a pasta press, eager to enjoy the dish at home. But it was his enslaved chef James Hemings who refined the recipe, making mac and cheese a true American favourite.
Sneeze speed: A sneeze can blast out of your body at roughly 100 miles per hour (161 km/h). That burst of air carries countless tiny particles, which is why sneezing into a tissue or elbow helps keep others safe.
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There was no reason why my glasses fogged up. I was mystified!
My doctor said jogging can add years to my life. He’s right.
I feel 10 years older already.
Actor: “Have you seen me on TV?” Fan : “On and off.”
Actor: “How did you like me?” Fan: “Off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Toast. Toast who? Toast were the days!
There was no reason why my glasses fogged up. I was mystified!
My doctor said jogging can add years to my life. He’s right.
I feel 10 years older already.
Actor: “Have you seen me on TV?” Fan : “On and off.”
Actor: “How did you like me?” Fan: “Off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Toast. Toast who? Toast were the days!
Trivia Answers: 1. Tic-Tac-Toe 2. Volga 3. Eiffel 4. Hamlet 5. East to west
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Shoe surprise: Deep in a mountain cave in Spain, scientists inspecting an abandoned bearded vulture nest uncovered an unexpected find: a 650-year-old sandal woven from grass and twigs. Protected from wind and sunlight, the ancient artifact remained almost perfectly preserved alongside animal bones, feathers, and handmade tools. Researchers believe the birds unknowingly collected these human-made objects while gathering materials for their nests. Over time, new layers of twigs and debris built up, turning the site into a timeline of natural and human history. The discovery adds to what scientists know about how vultures interact with their surroundings and the traces they leave behind.
Marsh refuge: Just beyond the busy streets of Boston, Massachusetts (U.S.), lies Belle Isle Marsh Reservation, a rare stretch of salt marsh that shelters over 270 different bird species. Surrounded by city neighbourhoods, this protected habitat serves as both a wildlife sanctuary and a natural barrier against flooding and coastal erosion. Along its trails, visitors can spot everything from migrating flocks to species listed under a conservation watch. The marsh also cools the urban air and provides open green space in an area once dominated by industry. Decades ago, community efforts stopped it from being developed, preserving a reminder of Boston’s coastal past. It remains one of the city’s most ecologically important places.
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Vinyl illusion: Designer Drew Tetz is turning vinyl records into living artwork using the optical magic of zoetropes. His process blends design, physics, and music, with each record patterned so that when it spins under a strobe light or is filmed by a camera, the images appear to move. What began as creative experimentation has evolved into collaborations with major artists, combining modern tools with techniques rooted in 19th-century animation. Each piece transforms album visuals into motion, syncing rhythm and art in one continuous loop. By merging geometry with imagination, Tetz demonstrates how physical media can still surprise the digital age, turning sound and vision into an experience that feels entirely new.
Royal discovery: Deep within the forests of Belize, archaeologists have revealed a burial chamber believed to belong to an early ruler of the Mayan city of Caracol. Part of an ancient civilization known for its temples, writing, and complex trade networks, the Maya once thrived across Central America. Hidden beneath an older tomb, the site contained carved jade pieces, ornate ceramics, and a distinctive mask that point to immense wealth and ceremonial power. The discovery highlights the city’s prominence and its ties to distant regions, including parts of central Mexico where similar artifacts have been found. The find offers new insight into the influence of early Maya leaders.
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Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: May 14, 1pm at St Mark’s Church hall 138 Hoylake Rd W. Visitors welcome $6. Info: 250-757-8969.
Kaatza Spring Art Show: May 15, 1-7pm & May 16 & 17, 10am-4pm, Centennial Hall, Lake Cowichan, by Sport’s Arena. Original art, jewelry, cards, prints, calligraphy. Free admission.
Qualicum First Nation Culture Program Marketplace: Sat., May 16, 8am-3pmat Ballenas Secondary School, 135 Pym Street, Parksville. Over 35 vendors. Not all vendors take cards, bring some cash.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Held Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. For more information, visit: www.DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Spring Pop-up Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo, non-profit fair trade, at Country Club Centre (beside Jysk) until May 16.
Spring is in the Air Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Saturday May 23, 10am-4pm. Stroll, Shop, Eat and Soak up the Spring Vibes!
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
Cowichan Spring Home Show: Green living expo Fri., May 22, 1-6pm; Sat., May 23, 9:30am-5:30pm; Sun., May 24, 10am-4pm, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission.
Nanaimo Gem & Mineral Show: Sat., May 23, 10am-5pm & Sun., May, 24, 10am-4pm, at Legion Hall, 1630 East Wellington Rd., Nanaimo. Free hourly draws. $4 cash admissions, kids free under 12.
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, May 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Aging Well Expo: Wednesday May 27th from 10:00am -3:00pm at Cowichan Community Center, 2687 James St, Duncan
Deans Marine Annual Marine Swap N Shop: Held May 30. Do you have used marine stuff taking up space? Reserve your $45 spot now. All our proceeds go to local SARS. Call or text Karen 250-748-0829.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser, May 30, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St. Tables $25. Contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
100 Mile Fleece & Fibre Fair: May 31, 9:30am-3pm, at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Entry by donation to support Bradley Centre’s charitable programming.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. In Norse mythology, what tool did Thor wield?
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
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The minor planet Chiron represents how healing your old wounds can help others. Now it is leaving an eight-year stay in Aries. What have you learned? Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 12, 13, 14, 38.
This week’s new moon offers a chance to set intentions for what you want to manifest. Consider communicating your goals to those who may help you achieve them. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 16, 34, 35, 43.
As the week progresses, think carefully before you speak. If you plan to disrupt the status quo, be sure you are clear about your objective for doing so. Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 14, 17, 25, 44.
Do you have a project that could benefit from an investment by others? Midweek may be a good time to make a pitch for it. Use a detailed and practical approach. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 14, 22, 25, 36.
Your natural enthusiasm may be heightened at the end of the week. Others may be open to your ideas now. But be careful not to promise more than you can deliver. Lucky numbers: 8, 23, 27, 34, 40, 45.
Service to one’s community is an important Virgo theme. Over the next year, you may feel motivated to review and make any needed changes in this regard. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 20, 29, 32, 38.
Libras can struggle with setting healthy boundaries. For the next year, your interactions may focus on finding the right balance of power among all involved. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 18, 27, 35, 47.
Scorpio is called a fixed zodiac sign. This pattern can include a tendency to dig in your heels on what you want. Be careful at midweek because a stalemate may result. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 6, 7, 13, 48.
You may find that your heart and mind are not in sync at week’s end. If you can’t find a compromise, try waiting a few days to make important decisions. Lucky numbers: 14, 34, 35, 37, 41, 46.
Capricorns often project a serious demeanour. But you may have a chance at week’s end to adjust your communication style to make it more dynamic and vibrant. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 15, 30, 34, 39.
Aquarius feels deeply about humanity’s evolution. At week’s end, the astrological energy may boost your ability to effectively communicate your vision to others. Lucky numbers: 11, 14, 28, 30, 34, 42.
The energetic environment this next year may encourage you to consider your service to others. Flexibility could help address challenges you may experience. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 16, 26, 37, 39.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Night walks: Charles Dickens battled insomnia by pacing the streets of London, finding story ideas along the way. At home, he even positioned his bed to face north, convinced it helped his creativity and restored some calm to restless nights.
Smooth style: In ancient Egypt, beauty often meant removing every bit of body hair, even from the scalp. Women used seashells as tweezers, rubbed pumice stones, or tried early wax made from bees and sugar to keep skin bare.
Pants pastime: The Finnish language has a word for drinking at home in your underwear. Called päntsdrunk, it’s viewed less as loneliness and more as a lighthearted ritual of comfort, showing how language can capture unique cultural habits.
Rainbow harvest: Each ear of Glass Gem corn reveals a mix of bright colours, from deep violet to soft gold, shining like beads of glass. What began as a farmer’s breeding project became one of the most eye-catching crops.
Tail power: When kangaroos walk, their tails don’t just help with balance, they help push the animal forward. Acting like an additional leg, the tail adds power and stability, letting kangaroos move in a way that’s different from other animals.
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Dad: “Son, why are you home from school early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could truthfully answer the question, ‘Who broke the window?’”
Before thimbles were invented, a lot of people got stuck without one.
Howdy-locious are those cookies?
Why did the poet have to find a proper job? He realized rhyme doesn’t pay.
Ants have antennae, but shouldn’t they be called antlers?
Dad: “Son, why are you home from school early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could truthfully answer the question, ‘Who broke the window?’”
Before thimbles were invented, a lot of people got stuck without one.
Trivia Answers: 1. Hammer 2. Keratin 3. Six 4. Birds of prey or raptors
5. Mosaic
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Lunar clue: A meteorite found in Africa is offering scientists rare insight into the moon’s hidden history. Researchers studying the sample say it helps bridge a missing chapter in knowledge about when the moon was last volcanically active. The rock appears to have formed deep beneath the surface from molten material that later solidified before being thrown into space by an impact. Its minerals suggest lingering warmth inside the moon long after scientists once believed activity had stopped. The find also hints at how energy moved through the lunar interior over time, shaping its surface and structure. Scientists hope it will guide future missions aimed at uncovering more about the moon’s evolving geological story.
Package protector: A stolen delivery prompted welder Brandon Mejia of Frederick, Maryland (U.S.), to build his own answer to package theft. Instead of purchasing an expensive or flimsy store-bought option, he used scrap materials and his metalworking tools to design a strong and practical secure container. The box’s mechanism allows couriers to freely drop parcels inside, but once the lid closes, it automatically locks and can only be opened with a unique code. He carefully painted the unit, reinforced all the welded seams, and made it heavy enough to deter thieves. Marked with delivery stickers, drivers immediately know to use it without confusion. Since installing it outside his home, every order has arrived safely and securely.
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Forest fight: Across Britain’s woodlands, ash trees are showing signs of a surprising recovery against a fungus that once threatened to wipe them out. The disease, known as ash dieback, devastated landscapes after spreading through Europe. But new generations of trees are sprouting with stronger natural resistance compared to their predecessors, offering fresh optimism to conservationists. Researchers studying their DNA found many small genetic changes, rather than a single mutation, working together to provide protection. This gradual process highlights natural selection at work, as seedlings endure exposure to the spores in their environment. For now, it seems the species may yet carve a future where it thrives again.
Echoed depths: In Abhaneri, India, stands Chand Baori, a vast stepwell long linked with chilling tales and unsettling folklore. Its stone flights plunge 13 levels, forming a geometric maze of thousands of steps that once guided people to cool water and hosted important social gatherings. Folklore claims the structure rose almost overnight, crafted by unseen spirits, with secret tunnels adding to its enduring mystery. At the floor, the air is cooler and the silence is heavy, broken only by faint echoes. Some visitors describe sudden shivers, strange noises, or even shadow-like phantoms. Both an engineering wonder and a source of legend, Chand Baori remains a place where awe meets unease.
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Parksville Spring Home Show: Everything for your home under one roof. Held May 8, 1-6pm; May 9, 9:30am-5:30pm; May 10, 10am-4pm. Oceanside Place Arena, 830 West Island Hwy. Free admission. Visit: www.HomeShowTime.com
The ADSS Theatre Society presents S.E. Hinton’s ‘The Outsiders’ in three performances, Friday, May 8, 7pm & Saturday, May 9, 1pm & 7pm at the ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets are available online at Cur.8.com (search ADSS).
Nanaimo Pottery Coop Spring Sale: Sat., May 8 & Sun., May 9 at Country Club Centre, Nanaimo.
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Held May 8 & 9, 10am -4pm at Crofton Seniors Centre. 1507 Joan Ave. Original art, jewelry & pottery.
Annual Truss Show & Plant Sale: Hosted by Nanaimo Rhododendron Society at Centennial Building, Beban Park, May 9, 10am-2pm.
Nanoose Library Centre’s Spring Fundraiser: Annual plant sale & mixed vendor market held at 2489 Nanoose Rd., Sat., May 9, 9am-1pm.
Treasures in the Trunk: Held inside & out at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Sat. May 9, 10am-1pm. Supporting the women’s group of St. Andrew’s.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Spring Arts & Crafts Market: Sat., May 9, 10am-3pm. Handcrafted items & more. 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo.
Thrift Market: Held at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo, on May 9, 9am -1pm. Many wonderful deals on gently used items. Cash only.
Spring Fling: Held at Sylvan United Church, 985 Shawnigan Mill Bay Rd., Sat. May 9, 9am-1pm. Baking, clothing, plants & more.
Extreme Clutter Presentation: May 11, 1pm, at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Road, Coombs. Free public presentation.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: May 14, 1pm at St Mark’s Church hall 138 Hoylake Rd W. Visitors welcome $6. Info: 250-757-8969.
Qualicum First Nation Culture Program Marketplace: Sat., May 16, 8am-3pmat Ballenas Secondary School, 135 Pym Street, Parksville. Over 35 vendors. Not all vendors take cards, bring some cash.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Held Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. For more information, visit: www.DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Spring Pop-up Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo, non-profit fair trade, at Country Club Centre (beside Jysk) until May 16.
Spring is in the Air Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Saturday May 23, 10am-4pm. Stroll, Shop, Eat and Soak up the Spring Vibes!
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Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, May 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wed of each month, 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. What is the body of water between PEI and Nova Scotia?
2. This movie was based on the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
3. The barometric pressure rises at the centre of a hurricane - T/F?
4. Is the world’s tallest volcano in North America, South America, or Asia?
5. The natural sugar found in milk is called fructose, lactose, or sucrose?
2. This movie was based on the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
3. The barometric pressure rises at the centre of a hurricane - T/F?
4. Is the world’s tallest volcano in North America, South America, or Asia?
5. The natural sugar found in milk is called fructose, lactose, or sucrose?
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Early in the week, a subtle opportunity may come from a conversation, something you read, etc. Manifesting it might require balancing the spiritual and the mundane. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 26, 43, 44, 45
Taurus often think change is overrated. But if you feel conflicted about how to proceed, transformative change may be what you need. Don’t reject the possibility. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 17, 19, 43, 46.
The Gemini thirst for knowledge can leave you vulnerable to information overload. Consider acting on a possible end-of-the-week opportunity to slow down. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 11, 14, 27, 33.
Cancers are often reluctant to stray from what they know. But this week, you might have a chance to expand, either within yourself or in the outside world. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 29, 32, 47.
You may feel stalemated by what you want vs. your role in the wider community. You could find that focusing on progress in your world might be good for you, too. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 6, 15, 20, 45.
You may feel fuzzy and disoriented at week’s end. Instead of doubling down on your efforts, consider taking a break for a few days until this dynamic dissipates. Lucky numbers: 8, 18, 23, 28, 33, 41.
For Libras, the idea of evolution often focuses on progress within your close relationships. Right now you might feel a calling, however, to widen this scope. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 18, 31, 33, 45.
Scorpios can be disheartened about humanity’s potential because they intuitively see deeply into their fellow humans’ shadows. Despite this conflict, focus on hope. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 11, 14, 34, 40.
Believing in the inherent goodness of humanity is often part of a Sagittarius belief system. But you may be questioning that now. Strive to achieve a more balanced view. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 11, 17, 39, 45.
One Capricorn theme is building stable foundations and achieving concrete results. The energy early in the week supports you in accomplishing these endeavours. Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 13, 25, 35, 38.
In light of artificial intelligence, many people are questioning humanity’s next evolutionary steps. Those with Aquarius energy could help facilitate this discussion. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 19, 21, 23, 39.
At week’s end, you may want to meditate for a couple of days on your vision and daydreams. But wait until this period passes to figure out which ideas are viable. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 6, 29, 40, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Ear boost: Early hearing aids were nothing like today’s sleek devices. Centuries ago, they were carved from wood, later shifting to rubber, and eventually to electricity. Each step brought people closer to clearer sound and better communication.
Shopping sketches: Michelangelo once drew his grocery list because his servant couldn’t read. The list included simple items like bread, fish, and wine, but those quick sketches now are prized as a rare glimpse into the artist’s everyday life.
Painted past: The Parthenon in Athens, Greece, was once far more colourful than the pale ruins we see today. Its marble carvings and statues were decorated with bright paints and shining details. Centuries of weather have worn away their original brilliance.
Longevity gap: Across much of the animal kingdom, females outlive males. From lions to whales, the trend is clear, and humans are no exception. Biology plays a role, making longer female lifespans a near-universal pattern.
Flag first: Denmark’s flag, known as the Dannebrog, holds the record as the oldest national flag still in continuous use. Its simple white cross on a red background has represented the country for centuries, with little change to its design or meaning.
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Doctor: “They are going to have a little one.”
What’s small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
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