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  Sept 9 - 15, 2024

Mid Vancouver Island Edition

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GPS groceries: In Australia, a grocery chain called Drakes Supermarkets is taking measures it deems necessary to prevent the theft of expensive items, particularly meat products. To combat this issue, the chain has started embedding GPS trackers in its meat packaging. If the tracker hasn’t been deactivated by the cashier at the register, it will trigger an alarm when a customer leaves the store with the item. While shoppers say they understand the need for such measures, many view it as a sad sign of the times. However, the initiative has shown promise in reducing theft and ensuring that products remain available for paying customers.
GPS groceries: In Australia, a grocery chain called Drakes Supermarkets is taking measures it deems necessary to prevent the theft of expensive items, particularly meat products. To combat this issue, the chain has started embedding GPS trackers in its meat packaging. If the tracker hasn’t been deactivated by the cashier at the register, it will trigger an alarm when a customer leaves the store with the item. While shoppers say they understand the need for such measures, many view it as a sad sign of the times. However, the initiative has shown promise in reducing theft and ensuring that products remain available for paying customers.
Super sale: Superman comic books are certainly collectors’ items, and a copy featuring Superman for the very first time, 86 years ago, has become the world’s most valuable comic edition. It was recently sold at auction for $6 million (USD). The Texas-based Heritage Auctions, which sold the comic book, said the sale price surpassed the previous record for a comic book sale. The version that broke the sales record came out in 1938 and was part of the Kansas City Pedigree collection. The previous record-holder sold for $5.3 million in 2022. This recent landmark sale does indeed underscore the enduring legacy and immense value of vintage comic books.
Super sale: Superman comic books are certainly collectors’ items, and a copy featuring Superman for the very first time, 86 years ago, has become the world’s most valuable comic edition. It was recently sold at auction for $6 million (USD). The Texas-based Heritage Auctions, which sold the comic book, said the sale price surpassed the previous record for a comic book sale. The version that broke the sales record came out in 1938 and was part of the Kansas City Pedigree collection. The previous record-holder sold for $5.3 million in 2022. This recent landmark sale does indeed underscore the enduring legacy and immense value of vintage comic books.
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One smart girl: At the tender age of four, Anthaea-Grace Patricia Dennis displayed exceptional intelligence, prompting educators to enroll her directly into second grade. By the age of six, she had progressed to grade four, as she demonstrated a remarkable pace of learning. Hailing from Canada’s Ottawa Valley, this extraordinary student attained her Honours Bachelor’s degree in biomedical science from the University of Ottawa at a mere 12 years old. Anthaea-Grace said she firmly believes that age should never be a barrier to achieving one’s rightful place and aspirations. Her journey certainly underscores the power of determination and intellect in defying conventional expectations.
One smart girl: At the tender age of four, Anthaea-Grace Patricia Dennis displayed exceptional intelligence, prompting educators to enroll her directly into second grade. By the age of six, she had progressed to grade four, as she demonstrated a remarkable pace of learning. Hailing from Canada’s Ottawa Valley, this extraordinary student attained her Honours Bachelor’s degree in biomedical science from the University of Ottawa at a mere 12 years old. Anthaea-Grace said she firmly believes that age should never be a barrier to achieving one’s rightful place and aspirations. Her journey certainly underscores the power of determination and intellect in defying conventional expectations.
Coffee race: Attention all servers in restaurants and cafes: This race is tailor-made for you. In the heart of Paris, France, participants don their signature attire of crisp white shirts, black trousers, and aprons as they assemble at the starting line near Paris City Hall. Their mission? To partake in a venerable tradition dating back 110 years, known as the Course des Cafés coffee race. With precision and skill, they navigate a 1.2-mile (1.9 km) course while delicately balancing a tray bearing a glass of water, a cup of coffee, and a croissant. The challenge? To complete the race without spilling a drop and without breaking into a run, showcasing both agility and finesse in this unique competition.
Coffee race: Attention all servers in restaurants and cafes: This race is tailor-made for you. In the heart of Paris, France, participants don their signature attire of crisp white shirts, black trousers, and aprons as they assemble at the starting line near Paris City Hall. Their mission? To partake in a venerable tradition dating back 110 years, known as the Course des Cafés coffee race. With precision and skill, they navigate a 1.2-mile (1.9 km) course while delicately balancing a tray bearing a glass of water, a cup of coffee, and a croissant. The challenge? To complete the race without spilling a drop and without breaking into a run, showcasing both agility and finesse in this unique competition.
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“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.” - Louis L’amour

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
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A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Presented by DeCosmo’s Fine Art Society, now until Sept. 29, Thurs thru Sunday, 11am-3pm at McMillan Art Gallery, 133 McMillan St. An exhibit of paintings that will stir your memories.

Alberni Valley Fall Fair: Something for everyone! It is a place for the community to come together & celebrate the beginning of fall in the Alberni Valley. Held Sept. 5 - 8. Our theme is ‘Ride, Play, Repeat!’ Held at the Fairgrounds, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni

Festival of Flowers & Fine Arts: Sept. 7 & 8, 1-4pm, at St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave @ Hoylake Rd., Qualicum Beach. Celebrate ‘Creation’ in flowers & through the artistic skills of St. Mark’s parishioners. Entry by donation. Contact: sueandjohn@shaw.ca

Nanaimo Curling Club Parking Lot Sale: For a $20 table fee ($25 for non-members), you can bring your treasures & keep the profits. Local vendors & crafters welcome. Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Concession, pro shop, NCC info table. For info, contact Janice at 250-218-9639. Volunteers needed.

Music Seminar with Evangelist Ken Lynch. Sept 8 at 10am, 11am & 6pm and Sept 9-11 at 6:30pm. Hosted by Harbour Baptist Church, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Info 250-327-8812

More Than A Garage Sale: Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Over 50 vendors, NCC info table.

Waterwise Irrigation Workshop: Held Tuesday, Sept. 10, 4-6pm at Fruit Forest Farm, 802 Aros Rd., Cobble Hill. Discussing water conservation for gardeners, farmers & land stewards. There will be a farm tour, light snacks & tea. Admission by suggested cash donation of $10-$30. No pets please.

Mid Island Floral Art Club meeting Sept. 12, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. A demo & workshop ‘Harvest Moon - Crescent Design’ Guest fee $6. New members welcome.

Classics in the Courtyard @ Parksville Museum: Enjoy live classical music by Vancouver-based harpist & cellist on Sept. 12, 6-8pm. Visit www.parksvillemuseum.com or call 250-248-6966 for tix.

Mid Island Floral Art Club meeting Sept. 12, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. A demo & workshop ‘Harvest Moon - Crescent Design’ Guest fee $6. New members welcome.

156th Annual Cowichan Exhibition Fall Fair: Held Sept. 13, 14 & 15 at Exhibition grounds, 7380 TCH, Duncan. This year’s theme is ‘One smart sheep’. Hall exhibits, tractor pull, livestock shows, carnival rides, kids corral,food vendors, logger sports & more.

Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.

40th Annual Port Alberni Toy Run: Bikes gather at Little Qualicum Fall’s Provincial Park on Sat., Sept. 14, 10am. Cannon goes off at noon & 1000 bikes ride to Glenwood Centre in Port Alberni. Bike games, show & shine, vendors, kid’s games & more. Activities on Sun., Sept. 15 include pancake breakfast & continued fun. Visit: portalbernitoyrun.ca for more details.

Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. September 14, 15 & October 12, 26, 12 - 4pm. Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi

12th Annual Family Farms Day: Held on Sunday, September 15, 11am-3pm. An excellent way to learn more about local agriculture & meet some farmers in the Alberni Valley. 7 sites will be participating in this year’s self-guided tour & to celebrate the folks that are opening their gates to the community. For more info, visit: www.avfood.ca/events

Square Dancing at the Parksville Community Centre: Singles or couples. New dancer 10 week program starts Sept. 19. Normal clothes, 80s & 90s music. Email: Wheelarounds2017@gmail.com for more info.

Parksville Newcomers Alumni Club AGM: Thur., Sept. 19, 2pm at Parksville Royal Canadian Legion Hall, 146 Hirst Ave. Also open to anyone new to the area wishing to join the Parksville Newcomers Club.

Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.

Cultivating a Culture of Peace: Sat., Sept. 21, 1-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo. Live music, children’s activities, fun, gratitude &  inspiration. Free event & everyone is welcome.

80’s Retro Dance Party! Held Saturday, Sept. 21, 7:30-11pm at The Capitol Theatre in Port Alberni. The music will be totally tubular, and there will be costume prizes awarded between sets. Tickets are $25 & available both at the door & online www.atthecaptiol.org

Fall Equinox Party - Island Style: Zumba Masterclass held Sunday, Sept. 22, 5:30-7pm at Somenos Room, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. For info, email RJpringle@shaw.ca

Free Downsizing Seminar: Held Thur., Sept. 26, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. A step-by-step on how to downsize your home. Pre-register at 250-616-3641.

Crime Stoppers is Holding  Document Shredding Day: Sept. 28, 11am-3pm at Country Grocer, Bowen Rd.  Your confidential papers are shredded on site. $20 per bankers box. BBQ by donation. Proceeds to crime reduction.

Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com

Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.

Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca

Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.

Apply To Be a Fitness Instructor: Regional District is looking for part time & substitute fitness instructors. Please send your resume with current first aid & fitness certificates to: recparks@rdn.bc.ca

TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.

Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca 

UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
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1. Historic Bridgetown, a UNESCO heritage site, is located in what island nation?
2. A frog in the larval stage of development is called a ______.
3. Who wrote the novel Mary Poppins, published in 1934?
4. She was the first woman to be prime minister of India.
5. A banana tree is an herb - T/F?
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You may find that your confidence is shaken during the middle of the week. Resolve to seek out the source of this feeling and make any emotional adjustments that are needed. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 7, 12, 15, 18.
Taurus-born usually value a stable and grounded environment in life. This desire may be supported over the next few weeks, particularly in communications with others. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 27, 29, 32, 48.
This week you may find an expanded optimism and that things easily go your way. How might you apply this energy to endeavours that align with your highest values? Lucky numbers: 3, 17, 25, 43, 44, 45.
At midweek, you may find yourself writing down ideas that suddenly come to you. Whether starting a book or recording random thoughts, don’t overlook this opportunity. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 15, 17, 23, 44.
You may find that your head and your heart are out of sync at week’s end. Can you find a way to resolve this stalemate? If not, take a deep breath and wait a few days. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 13, 28, 30, 34.

Many Virgos have a natural attention to details. This skill may be heightened for the next few weeks. Others might seek your help with issues that require this skill set. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 21, 22, 29, 35.
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Libra’s tact and diplomacy are strengths in relationships with others. For the next few weeks, precise communication and knowing details of situations may be important. Lucky numbers: 13, 22, 27, 29, 41, 42.
Sometimes Scorpios have difficulty in effectively translating their intuitive insights to others. For the next few weeks, communicating this information may be easier for you. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 8, 28, 42, 47.
If you feel wanderlust early this week, stop for a moment before you pack your bags. Would travel truly provide satisfaction or is this feeling driven by something else? Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 17, 23, 28, 36.
Is your desire for stability grounded in fear or in a desire to build a positive structure in your life? Answering this question may guide you in making any necessary adjustment. Lucky numbers: 8, 16, 18, 19, 30, 47.
If tempers have been flying in your world lately, the end of the week may offer an opportunity to cool the situation. Your calm demeanour could aid this process. Lucky numbers: 15, 22, 24, 25, 29, 44.

Are you running into obstacles in manifesting a dream or vision that is close to your heart? What adjustment in your view of the situation might make achieving it more likely? Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 23, 27, 29, 31.
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Lucky numbers this week:  This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 17.
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Tongue tradition: In North American culture, sticking your tongue out at someone is considered rude. But in Tibetan culture, it’s a way of greeting others and is a sign of respect or agreement, a tradition since the ninth century.

Beatle’s bite: John Lennon’s molar sold at auction in 2011 for just over $31,000 (USD). Lennon, who died in 1980, had given his tooth to his housekeeper after a dentist visit and suggested she give it to her daughter, a Beatles fan. 
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Big shoes: Spider-Man walked up walls because he could. But scientists at Cambridge University (U.K.) have estimated that he would have needed unbelievably huge, sticky foot pads requiring size 114 shoes (U.S.).

Handcrafted history: In the early 1500s in Paris, France, the first union of hand-knitters was established. Once the knitting machine was invented in the late 1500s, knitting by hand became more of a hobby than an occupation. 

Good sense: In the fourth century B.C.E., Aristotle identified the human senses of sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. Today, depending on the classifications, some scientists say we have as many as 33 senses, including the senses of balance and heat.
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Gaming grandma: Affectionately dubbed “Gamer Grandma,” a Japanese woman has claimed the title of the world’s oldest YouTube gamer. Since launching her channel in 2015, Hamako Mori has amassed a huge following, garnering hundreds of thousands of subscribers. Her videos range from the process of unboxing new consoles to showing off her gaming skills. Recognized by Guinness World Records, Mori’s videos capture her joy and humour, and offer glimpses into her life and gaming adventures. Her gaming journey began with the Cassette Vision console in the early 1980s and hasn’t stopped since. She is proving that age is no barrier in the gaming world.
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Miracle dog: She’s being hailed as the miracle dog. Mishka, a 3-year-old street dog from Mexico, adopted by the Houman Family in San Diego, California (U.S.), went missing. Eight months later, the lost dog reappeared 2,000 miles (3,218 km) away in Detroit, Michigan. The family never lost hope that their beloved pet would be found. When Mishka was picked up by police in response to a report about a stray dog, an implanted identity chip helped trace her owners to San Diego. The animal welfare group that facilitated the return speculates that the dog had been stolen, sold, and ended up in Michigan.
Mishka, a 3-year-old Chihuahua-terrier mix, has finally found her way home after an unexpected journey that spanned over 2,000 miles.
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Noisy highway: Guangzhou, China, has several examples of roads being built around “hold-out” individuals who refuse to sell their buildings. One of them, known as “Number 28 on Yongxing Jie,” is an eight-story building located right in the middle of a multi-lane traffic overpass. Back in 2008, authorities wanted to build the new traffic infrastructure, and marked several area buildings for demolition. While most owners agreed to sell, the owners of Number 28 did not. When the two sides could not reach an agreement, the authorities went ahead and built the overpass, leaving the yellow apartment building in the middle of the swirling traffic lanes.
Noisy highway: Guangzhou, China, has several examples of roads being built around “hold-out” individuals who refuse to sell their buildings. One of them, known as “Number 28 on Yongxing Jie,” is an eight-story building located right in the middle of a multi-lane traffic overpass. Back in 2008, authorities wanted to build the new traffic infrastructure, and marked several area buildings for demolition. While most owners agreed to sell, the owners of Number 28 did not. When the two sides could not reach an agreement, the authorities went ahead and built the overpass, leaving the yellow apartment building in the middle of the swirling traffic lanes.
Clean beaches: In New Jersey (U.S.), one can never predict what someone might discover on the state’s beaches, which is why the nonprofit Clean Ocean Action hosts a biannual event to document some of the unusual items that are either left behind or wash up on the shores. Every spring and fall, thousands of participants gather to comb more than 70 beaches. Among the more unusual discoveries are an adult-size Elmo costume, a rubber brain, rosary beads, and even a whoopee cushion, just to name a few. The organization publishes an annual “Roster of the Ridiculous,” showcasing the strangest finds.
Clean beaches: In New Jersey (U.S.), one can never predict what someone might discover on the state’s beaches, which is why the nonprofit Clean Ocean Action hosts a biannual event to document some of the unusual items that are either left behind or wash up on the shores. Every spring and fall, thousands of participants gather to comb more than 70 beaches. Among the more unusual discoveries are an adult-size Elmo costume, a rubber brain, rosary beads, and even a whoopee cushion, just to name a few. The organization publishes an annual “Roster of the Ridiculous,” showcasing the strangest finds.
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Port Alberni Salmon Festival Re-Launch: Held Friday, August 30, 5-10pm; Saturday, August 31, 10am-10pm; Sunday, Sept. 1, 10am-10pm & Monday, Sept. 2, 10am-3pm.  Bullhead derby is Sat., August 31, 9-11am at the Harbour Quay/Argyle Pier. For more info, visit salmonfestival.ca

Free Family Fun Day! Held Sunday, September 1, 11am-5pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, downtown Nanaimo waterfront. Live entertainment, food trucks, artisan vendors, sports demos, a best dressed pet contest & more!

A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Presented by DeCosmo’s Fine Art Society, Sept. 3 - 29, Thurs thru Sunday, 11am-3pm at McMillan Art Gallery, 133 McMillan St. An exhibit of paintings that will stir your memories.

Tai Chi Open House: Thursday, Sept 5, 9:30-11:30am, Nanoose Place, 2925 NW Bay Rd., Nanoose Bay. Register at 778 744-0413 or at midislandtaichi.org  Admission by donation.

Alberni Valley Fall Fair: Something for everyone! It is a place for the community to come together & celebrate the beginning of fall in the Alberni Valley. Held Sept. 5 - 8. Our theme is ‘Ride, Play, Repeat!’ Held at the Fairgrounds, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni

Festival of Flowers & Fine Arts: Sept. 7 & 8, 1-4pm, at St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave @ Hoylake Rd., Qualicum Beach. Celebrate ‘Creation’ in flowers & through the artistic skills of St. Mark’s parishioners. Entry by donation. Contact: sueandjohn@shaw.ca

Nanaimo Curling Club Parking Lot Sale: For a $20 table fee ($25 for non-members), you can bring your treasures & keep the profits. Local vendors & crafters welcome. Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Concession, pro shop, NCC info table. For info, contact Janice at 250-218-9639. Volunteers needed.

Music Seminar with Evangelist Ken Lynch. Sept 8 at 10am, 11am & 6pm and Sept 9-11 at 6:30pm. Hosted by Harbour Baptist Church, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Info 250-327-8812

More Than A Garage Sale: Held on Sunday, Sept. 8, 10am-2pm at the Curling Club, 106 Wall St. Over 50 vendors, NCC info table.

Mid Island Floral Art Club meeting Sept. 12, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. A demo & workshop ‘Harvest Moon - Crescent Design’ Guest fee $6. New members welcome.

Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.

40th Annual Port Alberni Toy Run: Bikes gather at Little Qualicum Fall’s Provincial Park on Sat., Sept. 14, 10am. Cannon goes off at noon & 1000 bikes ride to Glenwood Centre in Port Alberni. Bike games, show & shine, vendors, kid’s games & more. Activities on Sun., Sept. 15 include pancake breakfast & continued fun. Visit: portalbernitoyrun.ca for more details.

Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. September 14, 15 & October 12, 26, 12 - 4pm. Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi

Square Dancing at the Parksville Community Centre: Singles or couples. New dancer 10 week program starts Sept. 19. Normal clothes, 80s & 90s music. Email: Wheelarounds2017@gmail.com for more info.

Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.

Fall Equinox Party - Island Style: Zumba Masterclass held Sunday, Sept. 22, 5:30-7pm at Somenos Room, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. For info, email RJpringle@shaw.ca

Free Downsizing Seminar: Held Thur., Sept. 26, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. A step-by-step on how to downsize your home. Pre-register at 250-616-3641.

Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com

Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.

Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca

Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.

Apply To Be a Fitness Instructor: Regional District is looking for part time & substitute fitness instructors. Please send your resume with current first aid & fitness certificates to: recparks@rdn.bc.ca

TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.

Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca 

UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
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2. The Olympics eliminated what rope-pulling sport after 1920?
3. Napoleon Bonaparte was the king of France - T/F?
4. What is a geoduck?
5. This American abstract expressionist painter was known for his drip technique.
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At week’s end, you may want to be cautious in your endeavours. This includes activities involving vehicles, electronics, and communications with others. Think before you act. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 18, 20, 29, 36.
Geminis often respond from the head, rather than the heart. Seek new opportunities over the next couple of months that will encourage more balance between the two. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 22, 28, 39, 41.
For the next two months, consider closely monitoring your interactions with others for any passive aggressive responses. Look for underlying causes of any such reactions. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 29, 30, 32, 47.
Those born under Leo may struggle with reaching maturity. An opportunity could present itself over the next couple of months to help that process. Don’t let it pass by. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 13, 18, 19, 39.
Service often can be an important theme for Virgos. Early in the coming week may be a good time to ask what new intention you want to set in this regard. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 22, 36, 42, 43.
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The middle of the week may present you with an opportunity to make a reset in your life, starting during the next month. What change does your heart most desire? Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 13, 21, 32, 34.
Do you understand what is motivating your actions right now? If not, the weekend may be a good time to stop and explore the hidden feelings that are driving you. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 22, 42, 44, 48.
Sagittarius often strives to climb the next mountain and examine the view from its summit. For the next two months, what could inner exploration show you about yourself? Lucky numbers: 18, 23, 29, 32, 33, 34.
Pluto is about to finally end a long-term transit through your sign. You may feel an urgency to complete something before this aspect ends. Carefully consider actions to take. Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 13, 18, 19, 22.
Aquarius sometimes is accused of loving humanity, but disliking individual humans. For the next two months, cultivating a more personal level of empathy may be possible. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 13, 21, 35, 40.
This week may be difficult, with a stalemate or active conflict. Reach for a positive adjustment in the situation. Resist the temptation to escape, especially with substances. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 17, 18, 21, 29.
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Lucky numbers this week:  This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 7.
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Speeding ticket: The first speeding ticket in the world was issued in 1896 in Kent, England. Walter Arnold was the driver and he was ticketed for going an outrageous 8 miles (12 km) per hour. That was four times the legal speed limit. 

Lucky guy: Teddy Roosevelt, president of the United States from 1901 to 1909, could thank his eyeglass case and a thick roll of speech notes, both in his vest pocket, for stopping an assassin’s bullet to the chest in 1912.
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Woolly pig: The Mangalista pig is unlike most breeds of pig. It has a thick, sheep-like wool coat rather than the bristly hairs of most pigs. This native of Hungary is said to be the “Kobe beef of pork.” 

Beaver tails: Hand-stretched wheat dough, deep fried and sprinkled with sugar, is a popular Canadian sweet treat known as Beaver Tails. In 1978, Grant Hooker trademarked a recipe from his German-Canadian grandmother. 

Scent loss: After age 80, it’s reported that over 75% of people may experience significant olfactory impairment, losing both their sense of smell and their ability to differentiate between scents.
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