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Jan 20 - 26, 2025
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Razor letter: In China, Beijing University of Chemical Technology surprised new students with an extraordinary admission letter made from a high-tech carbon fibre material. Surprisingly thin at just 0.2 millimetres, these letters are incredibly tough and are strong enough to slice through fruits and meat. Freshmen have eagerly shared videos online, demonstrating the letters’ ability to withstand heat and sharpness tests. Despite the online buzz, the university has urged students to treat their innovative admission letters with care, emphasizing their value as a symbol of achievement rather than a tool for experiments. It turns out being on the cutting edge of innovation can start with an acceptance letter!
Nature’s canvas: In Montréal, Québec (Canada), an artist named Raku Inoue has carved a unique niche for himself by turning the natural world into a vibrant canvas. Using petals, leaves, and other plant materials, Inoue carefully crafts detailed representations of pop culture figures, animals, and even brand logos. His creative journey began one windy day when fallen rose petals in his yard sparked the idea to transform them into art. His first creation, a delicate beetle, blossomed into a series of intricate designs, including lifelike animals and iconic characters like Super Mario. After photographing each piece, Inoue returns the natural materials to the earth through composting, celebrating the fleeting beauty of each piece.
Eco slope: CopenHill, a waste-to-energy plant in Copenhagen, Denmark, offers a unique twist on traditional skiing. You can ski right on its roof! The facility turns non-recyclable waste into energy while featuring a ski slope made of Neveplast, an eco-friendly material designed to feel like snow. Visitors can also hike along landscaped trails or scale a climbing wall on the building’s facade. The rooftop, where the ski slope is located, offers stunning panoramic views of the city, complete with a bar for post-ski relaxation. At the base, a ski school, rental shop, and cafe round out the experience, blending recreation with sustainability in an urban setting. Skiing on a power plant? Just another day of turning trash into treasure!
Posh pooch: Fashion house Dolce & Gabbana has introduced Fefé, a premium dog perfume priced at $99 (USD) per bottle. This lavish scent, inspired by the close bond between one of the brand’s founders and his dog, is presented in an elegant glass bottle with a gold-plated paw accent. Fefé combines the soothing aromas of ylang-ylang, musk, and sandalwood. Though the perfume is certified as safe for pets, some experts are concerned about the potential irritation it might cause dogs. Critics have also pointed out the steep price, which may be hard to justify during challenging economic times. Nonetheless, for those who believe their furry friends deserve the height of luxury, Fefé offers a unique way to indulge them.
“Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.” - Confucius
“Hold a true friend with both your hands.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
“Hold a true friend with both your hands.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Five Acre Shaker Presents Winter Rockfest: Held Sat., Jan. 18, 5:30pm. Listen to all of your favourite Rock Tribute Bands under one roof on one day at The KCC - Concert Hall & Social House, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Tickets at fiveacre.tickit.ca/events/27054
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Our Saviour Lutheran Church invites everyone for a series of 3 illustrated talks on ‘The Dead Sea Scrolls’ on Wednesday’s, Jan. 22, 29 & Feb 5, 7-8pm, 795 Island Hwy W, Parksville.
Try Curling For Free: Parksville Curling Club, 220 Corfield St N, next to the Community park. Fri., Jan. 24, 7 & 8pm; Sat., Jan. 25, 10 & 11am. Bring runners & wear warm stretchy clothes.
The Big Mess in Concert: Jan. 25, 7pm. Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, 2020 Estevan Rd. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite or $30 at the door.
Boating Classes: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Free Downsizing Seminar: Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more on Thurs., Jan. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Call 250.616.3641 to pre-register.
21st Annual Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday: Saturday, Feb. 1 at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre from 10am-3:30pm. Admission by donation. www.qbseedysaturday.ca for more info.
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Arthur Arnold, cello; Moira Hopfe-Ostensen, piano, Feb. 9, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
‘Vertical Growing’ with Don Giberson: Feb. 11, 7:30pm, Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Guests: $5 Yearly membership $15. www.QualicumBeachGardenClub.ca
Mid Island Floral Art club Meeting: Line design demo workshop, theme Wild Love, Feb. 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, QBeach. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969.
Nanaimo Lions Club warmly welcomes new members who wish to join us in giving back to the community. Google ‘Nanaimo Lions Club’ or email nanaimolions@gmail.com
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Dutch dancer Mata Hari spied for Germany and France in World War I - T/F?
2. What is the capital of New Zealand?
3. Shakespeare wrote 154 of this poetic form.
4. A mongoose, parrot, or otter is immune to snake venom?
5. The study of weather and climate is called what?
2. What is the capital of New Zealand?
3. Shakespeare wrote 154 of this poetic form.
4. A mongoose, parrot, or otter is immune to snake venom?
5. The study of weather and climate is called what?
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Aries likes to win. Look for an opportunity right now that also allows others to win. While this may not be immediately gratifying, it could be satisfying in the long run. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 15, 21, 28, 35.
What goal do you really want to achieve? If you communicate your vision to others this week, an opportunity for them to help you may emerge in an unexpected way. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 16, 27, 29, 37.
You may feel at a stalemate at the end of the week. Are you able to balance the differing views within yourself? If not, perhaps wait a few days to make a decision. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 25, 27, 31, 45.
At week’s end, you may have an insight about how to manifest a heartfelt goal. But be careful in presenting this idea to others, as your fervour may easily alienate them. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 19, 25, 39, 42.
You are about halfway through the year that started at your birthday. If you set goals then, how are they progressing? Where might you need to make changes? Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 43.
Your practical communications style may be enhanced. Now may be a good time for a presentation where fine details make a difference in the outcome. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 15, 24, 39, 44.
Your natural charm may be on display early in the week. If you have a request or a message that you need to communicate, now might be a favourable time to do so. Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 20, 35, 37, 40.
Difficult or painful information may emerge from your unconscious at midweek. This might be easy to just ignore, but processing it may be in your best interest. Lucky numbers: 17, 20, 21, 31, 34, 40.
At week’s end, you may be feeling restricted in your relationship. Unless you are in a dangerous situation, try to wait a few days to decide if you feel the need to break free. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 28.
Capricorns are tempted to go it alone and claim full credit for achieving goals. For the next few weeks, communicating and collaborating with others may be beneficial. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 15, 19, 28, 35.
Your birthday month is a good time to set goals. In doing so, consider what you might want your life to look like 18 years from now. That is when Pluto leaves Aquarius. Lucky numbers: 18, 21, 32, 37, 40, 48.
You may receive important, intuitive insights at week’s end. Rather than dreaming of castles in the air, focus on concrete ways that you could manifest these concepts. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 24, 30, 44, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 35.
Tiny transmitter: The smallest bone in the human body, the stapes, is essential for hearing. Resembling a stirrup, it passes sound vibrations to the inner ear. If this bone is damaged, it can result in significant hearing loss.
Pug royalty: Pugs, an ancient breed from China, were kept as royal companions. Known for their loyal, affectionate nature, these little dogs were so prized by Chinese emperors that they even had their own guards. That’s true royal treatment!
Change maker: Jeannette Rankin made history in 1916 as the first woman elected to the U.S. Congress. Known for her powerful speeches, she fought for women’s voting rights, and her efforts in Montana helped promote voting equality nationwide.
Frisbee legacy: Walter Morrison, creator of the iconic Frisbee, left behind more than just a famous toy. After his passing, his family lovingly turned his ashes into a series of Frisbees, keeping his unique invention close forever.
Aqua beasts: Despite their massive size and love for water, hippos can’t actually swim. Instead, they walk along the riverbed and push up for air when needed, using their dense, heavy bodies to stay comfortably submerged.
Frankenstein’s monster: “I don’t have the energy to leave the office.”
Doctor: “I guess I didn’t charge you enough.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dwight. Dwight who? There’s a Dwight way, and a de-wrong way.
What’s covered in soot and performs in silence? A coal mime.
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly.
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Doctor: “I guess I didn’t charge you enough.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dwight. Dwight who? There’s a Dwight way, and a de-wrong way.
What’s covered in soot and performs in silence? A coal mime.
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly.
Hickory Dickory Dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Wellington 3. Sonnets 4. Mongoose
5. Meteorology
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Canadian rails: The Via Rail journey from Toronto, Ontario, to Vancouver, British Columbia, spans 4,466 kilometres (2,775 mi.), inviting travellers to explore Canada’s stunning landscapes. Known as “The Canadian,” this train sweeps through forests, lakes, and iconic sights like Mt. Robson and the Rockies. Passengers who choose first class enjoy staterooms with en suite bathrooms, spacious windows, and a private lounge. The Skyline car has an observation deck for soaking in the views. This train also serves as a commuter line across vast provinces, showcasing the country’s immense scale. There’s no rush here, only the luxury of time, and endless scenery rolling past the window.
Memory marvel: An Indian man set a remarkable world record by recalling 14,000 digits of Euler’s number, a challenging irrational number, in less than an hour. Deepu V, known for his incredible memory, had already memorized vast sequences of pi and numerous phone numbers. Determined to surpass the previous mark, he developed a detailed “tabular” method, organizing digits into rows and columns for precise recall. After months of practice, he confidently recited each number while blindfolded, smashing the previous record of 10,122 digits. His disciplined approach earned him a place in the Guinness World Records. Some people really do have numbers on their side!
Cat controversy: The Bully Cat, a controversial new feline breed with extreme physical traits, is causing a stir among animal rights groups and pet lovers alike. Known for its very short legs, excessive skin folds, and complete lack of fur, this breed has quickly gained popularity. However, these unique traits come at a high cost, leading to severe health issues such as joint pain, frequent skin infections, and a heightened risk of sunburn. Despite warnings from veterinarians and welfare organizations, the demand for these cats continues to grow, driven by their unusual and striking appearance. Critics argue that breeding such animals is unethical, as it prioritizes esthetic appeal over the well-being of the cats.
Banana bliss: Pizza takes an unexpected twist in Sweden with the Tropicana, a creation that pairs bananas with curry, pineapple, and smoked ham. This unusual combination has become a beloved staple in Sweden, where the love for bananas is no secret. The origin of this unique dish remains unclear, but it’s earned a reputation as the “most Swedish pizza.” While some find the mix of sweet and savoury flavours irresistible, others are baffled by the addition of bananas. Despite the controversy, the Tropicana has become a favourite, with some pizzerias even adding peanuts for extra flair. Love it or hate it, this banana-topped creation shows that in Sweden, pizza knows no bounds.
“A good friend is my nearest relation.” - Thomas Fuller
“At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.”- Christine Mason Miller
“At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end.”- Christine Mason Miller
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Catherine Ordronneau, piano; Kai Gleusteen, violin on January 12, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved: $25/23 Phone 250-748-8383
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild’s next meeting is Wed., Jan 15, 1:30pm & 6:30pm, Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St.
Five Acre Shaker Presents Winter Rockfest: Held Sat., Jan. 18, 5:30pm. Listen to all of your favourite Rock Tribute Bands under one roof on one day at The KCC - Concert Hall & Social House, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Tickets at fiveacre.tickit.ca/events/27054
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Free Downsizing Seminar: Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more on Thurs., Jan. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Call 250.616.3641 to pre-register.
21st Annual Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday: Saturday, Feb. 1 at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre from 10am-3:30pm. Admission by donation. www.qbseedysaturday.ca for more info.
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. A seam, aquifer, or trickle is a rock layer that contains water?
2. What year was the first Star Wars movie released?
3. What is the longest river in Ireland?
4. The Norse god Ullr is associated with this winter sport.
5. The fins below a fish are called dorsal fins - T/F?
2. What year was the first Star Wars movie released?
3. What is the longest river in Ireland?
4. The Norse god Ullr is associated with this winter sport.
5. The fins below a fish are called dorsal fins - T/F?
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If you experience conflict with others midweek, look deeper to identify the cause. Could making an emotional connection with those involved be helpful in resolving it? Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 11, 16, 27, 41.
This week may offer you a rare opportunity to initiate positive change in your life, without causing great upheaval. Don’t miss the chance to take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 12, 16, 22, 23, 24, 47.
You may want to indulge yourself now. Try to take time to break free of routine responsibilities, but without overindulging. Understand when to return to normality. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 12, 17, 36.
You have passed the halfway point since your birthday. It’s a good time to review your progress toward your goals. Which projects can you bring to completion now? Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 23, 26, 35, 39.
At week’s end, your natural charm may be heightened and others might be more willing to help you achieve your goals. Just be sure that the outcome is a win-win. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 16, 20, 23, 31.
The energy at the week’s end can support your practical and detail-oriented nature. This may help you push through on a project requiring particularly precise work. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 16, 18, 20, 46.
Your emotions may be heightened midweek. If this triggers a conflict with others, initiate an honest but calm conversation about your needs. Look for a compromise. Lucky numbers: 14, 27, 30, 31, 34, 44.
During the middle of the week, taking time for your own self-care could be very helpful. Nurturing yourself is necessary in order to be fully present to help others. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 10, 31, 32, 33.
Sagittarius often focuses on setting lofty goals on a large scale. This week you may have an opportunity to adjust your view to focus on a smaller, more personal effort. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 15, 22, 32, 43.
Are you running into a stalemate in achieving one of your objectives? It might help to take a step back and understand the needs of those putting obstacles in your path. Lucky numbers: 6, 21, 32, 39, 45, 46.
You may find that your thoughts and feelings are out of sync at midweek. Are you able to reconcile them? If not, take a deep breath and wait a few days to act. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 20, 35, 45, 48.
Do you have a goal that is in alignment with your heart and values? Look for opportunities this week to talk to others, which could give it a boost toward manifestation. Lucky numbers: 3, 12, 13, 28, 45, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Peach cousins: Almond and peach trees may look different, but they’re actually close relatives from the Prunus genus. Despite producing different crops of nuts and fruit, they share a similar genetic background and evolutionary history.
Diverse desert: The Sahara Desert is a diverse landscape that includes rocky plateaus, salt flats, and towering mountains alongside its iconic sand dunes. Over 20 lakes dot the desert, with Lake Chad being the only freshwater lake.
Heart hounds: Owning a dog may do more than lift your spirits. It also could improve your heart health. Studies suggest dog owners tend to have lower blood pressure and get more exercise, which helps reduce the risk of heart disease.
Early riser: An early alarm clock was invented by the Greeks using water to trigger a whistle. However, it wasn’t until 1787 that Levi Hutchins created a clock with an alarm, though it only rang at 4 a.m. and wasn’t adjustable!
Floating giants: Despite their fluffy appearance, clouds are surprisingly heavy. A typical cumulus cloud can weigh over 1 million pounds! Yet, they stay suspended overhead because their droplets are spread out across a vast space.
Show me a guy who likes to buy old coins, and I’ll show you a cash customer.
Chief: “Are you still teaching at the Fire Academy?”
Teacher: “No, after 40 years, I’m burned out.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it’s me.
A blizzard is a storm that winterupts traffic.
What did the farmer say to the compost pile? Thank you very mulch.
Chief: “Are you still teaching at the Fire Academy?”
Teacher: “No, after 40 years, I’m burned out.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it’s me.
A blizzard is a storm that winterupts traffic.
What did the farmer say to the compost pile? Thank you very mulch.
Trivia Answers: 1. Aquifer 2. 1977 3. River Shannon 4. Skiing 5. False
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Wobble wars: In China, a game called Swinging Bridge has become a nationwide sensation, challenging participants to master their balance on a wildly unsteady bridge. The game pits two teams against each other on opposite ends of a swaying bridge, each trying to topple the other by shaking it as vigorously as possible. Players who lose their balance find themselves plunging into a shallow pool or landing on soft mattresses below. The game’s rise to fame was fueled by appearances on Chinese reality TV, turning what was once a local challenge into a viral spectacle enjoyed by millions. In the end, Swinging Bridge is all about having fun while finding your footing, no matter how shaky things get.
Preserved perfection: On a family farm in Saint Mihiel, France, the farmers have mastered the art of creating some of the world’s most sought-after meat through a process known as hibernation. The Polmard family developed this innovative method of beef production, allowing them to preserve meat for up to 15 years. By subjecting the meat to frigid air in a specialized environment, the Polmards not only preserve but also enhance the quality of their beef. This technique, pioneered by Alexandre Polmard, results in cuts so rare and valuable that they command prices as high as $3,200 (USD) per kilogram. Only a few elite restaurants, carefully selected by Polmard himself, have the privilege of serving this exceptional beef.
Elderly heist: In Sapporo, Japan, police apprehended three elderly men in their 60s, 70s, and 80s, suspected of multiple burglaries, a surprising trend in a country where crime among seniors is increasing. The men, who met while incarcerated, allegedly decided to join forces after their release. They are accused of targeting vacant homes, stealing small sums of cash and whisky in one instance and jewelry worth ¥1 million (JPY) in another. Each had a distinct role: one carried out the thefts, another was the getaway driver, and the third managed the sale of the loot. The group’s activities were uncovered through security footage, leading to their arrest, during which they required physical assistance.
Slowing down: A Chinese woman named Ms. Yang has taken an unconventional approach to escape the pressures of her demanding career by moving into a retirement home. After working as a screenwriter for over a decade, the stress of the job led to serious health issues, prompting her to seek a slower pace of life. She decided to experience the calm environment of a retirement home, spending her days reading, writing novels, and even helping other residents with their memoirs. While many have found inspiration in her story, others see it as a reflection of the intense work culture in China. Ms. Yang has found herself more productive and fulfilled, focusing on creative projects and enjoying the company of elderly residents.
“Love and friendship exclude each other.” - Jean de La Bruyère
“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” - William Faulkner
“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” - William Faulkner
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
So, You’re Alive, Now What? It’s not too late to confront those philosophical questions that we avoided all our lives. Learn about where we come from, why we are here & where we are going after, forms the basic knowledge of life that everyone should have. Join us on Thursday, Jan. 9, 7pm at McMillan Art Centre, 133 McMillan St, Parksville.
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Catherine Ordronneau, piano; Kai Gleusteen, violin on January 12, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved: $25/23 Phone 250-748-8383
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Film Fest Winter 2025 Film Series: Sunday, Jan. 19, 5pm is ‘The Fabulous Four’; Sunday, Feb. 16, 5pm is ‘Thelma’; Sunday, March 16, 5pm is ‘All We Imagine As Light’; Sunday, April 27, 5pm ‘So Surreal: Behind the Mask’. Single film tickets are $15 or series pass $55 & available at Alberni Valley Museum. All films showing at the Paramount Theatre. For more info, call 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Family History Meeting: Tony Green of Nanaimo: ‘A Midshipman at Crimea, Letters from the Crimean War’. Tony discovered letters written by his ancestor Charles Cookesley. Join zoom meeting Jan. 20, 6:30pm: nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Seedy Saturday: Hosted by Alberni Valley Food Security Society on February 8. There will be informative speakers, children’s activities, a seed exchange table & plenty of vendors to get you ready for the 2025 gardening season! Reach out to events@avfood.ca for any questions.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What is the largest animal without a spine?
2. A red or white dwarf is the burnt remains of a star?
3. Ciabatta is a kind of bread - T/F?
4. The Atacama Desert is in Chile, Brazil, or Venezuela?
5. In Peter Pan, Wendy travelled here.
2. A red or white dwarf is the burnt remains of a star?
3. Ciabatta is a kind of bread - T/F?
4. The Atacama Desert is in Chile, Brazil, or Venezuela?
5. In Peter Pan, Wendy travelled here.
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“Strike while the iron is hot” could be your motto as the week starts. Be careful of unproductive arguments with others, and first think through any potential downside. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 7, 20, 33, 38.
The astrological energy in the middle of the week will be well grounded. This could help you push through any projects that may have been stalled up to now. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 26, 27, 29, 44.
At week’s end, your mind may run in many different directions for a few days. Be sure to note interesting ideas that might come up, but wait to take any action on them. Lucky numbers: 7, 21, 22, 31, 39, 45.
The midweek energy reinforces the highly sensitive Cancer qualities. Adjusting your communication style may help you negotiate what you need from others. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 26, 37, 40, 48.
Pluto will reside in your opposite sign of Aquarius for the next 18 years. This encourages you to expand your focus beyond yourself, and to help humanity as a whole. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 15, 21, 37, 36.
You may find yourself protective and nurturing of a person or endeavour for a few weeks. While this is generally positive, be aware of the temptation to be smothering. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 24, 28, 44, 46.
You may feel conflicted early this week between your needs and those of ones close to you. How might you use your Libra equanimity to achieve a win-win outcome? Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 18, 22, 30, 32.
Midweek, you may find that your intuitive window into the feelings of others is dampened down. Take advantage of these few days to rest and to restore your psyche. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 17, 28, 31, 39.
You may be particularly chatty at week’s end due to your natural enthusiasm. Be careful of speaking impulsively or you may accidentally put your foot in your mouth. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 13, 39, 40, 48.
Your normally ambitious nature may be subdued for several weeks. You might avoid conflict with others by working to truly understand their views of the matter. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 9, 21, 22, 45.
The shift of Pluto into Aquarius is beginning to be felt. Look for an opportunity at week’s end to present a well-defined plan of what you might want to accomplish now. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 26, 39, 40, 42.
You may feel highly sensitive interacting with others, and have difficulty communicating your ideas. Maybe postpone important conversations until this dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 13, 21, 22, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Cloak hacks: Jon Snow’s iconic fur cloak in the hit fantasy series Game of Thrones is made from IKEA rugs. The Swedish brand’s rugs were trimmed and fitted with leather, creating a luxurious look while cleverly saving on the show’s budget.
City crawlers: A new species of ant, dubbed the “ManhattAnt,” was discovered in the medians of New York City. Scientists believe it is unique to the world, likely thriving on processed food scraps found in the urban environment.
Island drift: The U.S. state of Hawaii creeps about 2.76 inches (7 cm) closer to Alaska every year due to tectonic plate shifts. Resting on the Pacific Plate, the islands drift northwest at about the same pace as fingernails grow, marking a slow geological journey.
Brick power: LEGO bricks are tougher than you think. Their plastic can handle more compression than concrete! One small LEGO brick could support the weight of thousands of others, though they’re far too expensive for real-world buildings.
Whistle reunion: Dolphins have a clever way of identifying themselves. They use whistles as names! When they want to find someone, they mimic that dolphin’s unique whistle, making them the first animals besides humans known to use names.
A compulsive golfer is a crackputt.
A tornado married a twister. It was a whirlwind romance.
Boy: “My father is a night watchman.”
Girl: “Does he work at a factory?”
Boy: “No, an observatory.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ball game.
Why did Zorro engage in so many sword fights? He was leading a duel life.
A tornado married a twister. It was a whirlwind romance.
Boy: “My father is a night watchman.”
Girl: “Does he work at a factory?”
Boy: “No, an observatory.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ball game.
Why did Zorro engage in so many sword fights? He was leading a duel life.
Trivia Answers: 1. Giant squid 2. White 3. True 4. Chile
5. Neverland
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Fiery clash: In Morelia, Mexico, a conflict over prime busking territory led to an extraordinary street brawl between a fire-breathing street performer and a mariachi band. Captured by surveillance cameras, the incident begins with a mariachi player chasing and headlocking the performer. The tables turn dramatically as the fire-breather starts exhaling flames, igniting the musicians’ clothing. This intense clash occurred outside El Inferno, a local taco spot, with the fire-breather requiring hospital care. Such fierce competition among street performers in Mexico occasionally leads to violent encounters, though this might be the first involving fire breathing.
Towering failure: Goldin Finance 117, a 596-metre (1,955-ft.) skyscraper in Tianjin, China, holds the title of the world’s tallest abandoned building. Originally intended as a luxury real estate centrepiece, the project was plagued by financial issues that halted construction multiple times. Despite efforts to resume work, the skyscraper remains unfinished. Its planned 128 floors were designed for hotels, commercial spaces, and operational services. Self-financing and market fluctuations led to the Goldin Group developer eventually abandoning the project. This towering structure now serves as a cautionary tale of over-ambition. Its failure prompted stricter regulations on skyscraper projects in China.
Cashew colossus: In Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil, the Cajueiro de Pirangi (Cashew Tree of Pirangi) holds the title of the world’s largest cashew tree. Its crown sprawls more than 8,000 square metres (86,100 sq. ft.) with a circumference of about 500 metres (1,640 ft.). It yields about 60,000 cashew fruits each year. Tourists flock to see this natural wonder, which grows sideways due to a genetic mutation, so its branches root upon contact with the ground. This remarkable growth makes it difficult to identify the original trunk. Believed to be over a thousand years old, the tree offers a unique spectacle that is best appreciated from a high vantage point. The tree is a major local attraction.
Unique vintage: In London, England, content creator Emilie Rae collaborated with Renegade Urban Winery to create a special wine. She personally stomped the grapes from Spain and Lebanon with her bare feet, producing a full-bodied cabernet sauvignon. Rae, who shares content online, is marketing the product to her dedicated followers. Despite nearly slipping and injuring herself during the process, she believes her fans will appreciate that she took part in producing the wine herself. Rae sees this project as a heartfelt tribute to her supporters, offering them a chance to savour a unique, lovingly made wine, though for a price. Each bottle is £100 (GBP).
We couldn't locate Emilie's video but here is one from Renegade Urban Winery...
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzoni
“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” - William Shakespeare
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Treasure Island: A fun-filled family frolic for those who enjoy booing, cheering, singing & laughing at a lighthearted pantomime. Until Dec. 29, Village Theatre, Qualicum. www.echoplayers.ca
It’s Christmas with Maureen Washington: Presented by Knox on Friday, December 20, 7pm. Tickets are $30 and available at Eventbrite, Close to You Ladies Fashions, Fireside Books & Edge Outdoors. Cash only at retail stores. 345 Pym St., Parksville.
Blue Christmas: A service of hope for the moments of sadness in this season of joy. Join others Sat., Dec. 21, 2pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. For more information: www.standrewsnanaimo.ca or 250-758-2676.
A Festive Holiday Concert: With Ty Koch & Nico Rhodes brought to you by Unity Vancouver Island on Sat., Dec. 21, 7:30pm, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas Eve Candlelight Services: Held at 4 & 7pm. Christmas Day worship at 10am. All are welcome at Our Saviour Lutheran Church. 795 Island Highway West, Parksville.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
New Year’s Eve Dance by PA Picklers: Held Tuesday, Dec. 31 at the Italian Hall, Port Alberni. Tickets are $60 per person (ages 19+) & include two live bands playing 70’s & 80’s music. Tickets are cash only & available at Jays Lace It Up, Jim’s Clothes Closet, Noteable Music & Walk the Coast. Doors open at 7pm, music plays from 8:30-12:30pm.
Family New Years Eve Dance: Presented by Cowichan Folk Guild. Performances by the Unfaithful Servants, Whiskey River & special guests on Tuesday, December 31, 7:30pm. $55 per person, kids 14 & under are free. Sold at Ten Old Books & islandsfolk.tickit.ca Full bar service, hors d’oeuvres. neighbourhood shuttle, kids adventure zone & more. Eagles Hall Duncan, 2965 Boys Rd., Duncan.
Boating Classes Starting January 11: Boating, maritime radio, navigation. In person classes Jan. 11 & 29. For more info, call Roger, 604 209-7649 or email education@canboat-nanaimo.ca Visit: www.nps-cps.ca/courses for more info. Presented by CanBoat Nanaimo - we make boating fun!
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Compassionate Care is Just a Call Away! From personal care to companionship & respite. Your loved one deserves the best. Local & insured, with very reasonable rates. Call 250-667-7453.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The Mississippi River begins in the U.S. state of Minnesota, Montana, or Mississippi ?
2. Hamlet sees the ghost of his mother or father?
3. Fish travel in schools. What about whales?
4. Calculus is a type of math that addresses rates of change - T/F?
5. The berries on the hawthorn tree are called what?
2. Hamlet sees the ghost of his mother or father?
3. Fish travel in schools. What about whales?
4. Calculus is a type of math that addresses rates of change - T/F?
5. The berries on the hawthorn tree are called what?
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You may have experienced the last 18 months as a condensed period of karmic resolution. As this phase starts coming to an end, what have you learned about yourself? Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 19, 30, 39, 42.
Expect the unexpected toward week’s end, particularly related to your relationships with others. Can you find an outside-the-box solution to any conflict that emerges? Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 19, 21, 23, 34.
You may find yourself surrounded by chaotic energy in this holiday week. Be sure to get enough rest and carefully think through any decisions you need to consider. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 15, 16, 37, 46.
Over the next few weeks, others may wonder what happened to your nurturing personality. You might be focused on building your own successes, for a change. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 16, 33, 43, 46.
You might be tempted to take impulsive action at the beginning of the week. Adjusting your view of the situation may allow you to make a more considered decision. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 16, 17, 19, 27.
The energy for the next few weeks may support your practical and grounded nature. If you have postponed a project that requires a lot of work, now may be a good time. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 22, 30, 40, 43.
Over the last 18 months, a number of insights about your shadow may have emerged from your unconscious. Are you ready to move on from its guilt and fear triggers? Lucky numbers: 16, 17, 19, 23, 28, 41.
Your intuitive abilities may be heightened midweek, and could impact your emotional reactions. Please keep this in mind while interacting with others during the holidays. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 8, 21, 32, 39.
Your natural optimism may be heightened at week’s end. Enjoy the holidays, but remember the adage, “All things in moderation.” Later you might be glad that you did so. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 14.
Have you taken the time yet to evaluate what you may have achieved this year and developed a set of plans for the new year? If not, why? What are you waiting for? Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 23, 28, 32, 43.
During the next few weeks, an opportunity may arise that you previously might not have considered. Could it help you accomplish your objective in a new way? Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 18, 21, 22, 30.
You may find yourself of two minds about how to proceed. Focus on self awareness about the situation. If you’re frustrated, avoid any temptation to argue with others. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 14, 23, 37, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Sky-high marvel: The Willis Tower, a Chicago, Illinois (U.S.), icon, formerly known as the Sears Tower, offers breathtaking views from its Skydeck, where visitors can see four different states on a clear day. This architectural giant was designed to sway gracefully with the wind.
Super cattle: Beefalo, a hybrid of cattle and bison, blend the traits of both species: the hardiness of bison with the milking ease of cattle. This innovative hybrid aims to improve meat quality and efficiency in production.
Tasty ID: Just like fingerprints, your tongue has its own unique “print.” Scientists discovered that each tongue’s shape and texture are one of a kind. This could even be used for future identity verification through advanced imaging technology.
Presidential pets: U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt was known for having an eclectic collection of pets, including a hyena named Bill, a gift from Emperor Menelik II of Ethiopia. Roosevelt taught Bill tricks while the animal was living at the White House.
Banana glow: While bananas look yellow to the naked eye, they reveal a secret under black lights: a blue glow! This happens because the chlorophyll in bananas breaks down as they ripen, causing the fruit to fluoresce and emit a blue hue under UV light.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kissimmee. Kissimmee who? Kissimmee a frog and he becomes a prince.
Why does a mother kangaroo hope it doesn’t rain? Because the kids have to play inside.
Humpty Dumpty is just a shell of his former self.
Did you hear about the paranoid bloodhound? He thought everyone was following him.
Mr. Crow: “I don’t feel like going to work today.”
Mrs. Crow: “Well, caw in sick.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Minnesota 2. Father 3. Pods 4. True 5. Haws
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Croc scare: It’s not every day that people think they see a crocodile on the loose near the village of Cholesbury, England. But that’s exactly what they thought they spotted lounging in a flooded puddle, prompting them to alert the police. The Thames Valley Police responded and, sure enough, found the “crocodile.” However, it turned out to be the plastic head of a toy floating in the murky water. Police laughed about the situation, and one officer even posed for a picture grappling with the “alligator,” reassuring the community that they were all safe. They also used the opportunity to joke about the difference between an alligator and a crocodile: one will see you later, and the other will see you after a while.
Nautical nap: In Taiwan, a man named Hong Nan had a miraculous rescue after drifting into the open sea on a colourful swim ring. After a hot day at work, he jumped into the water to cool off and, after a few drinks, fell asleep. Hours later, he woke up miles from the shore. Despite shouting for help, he was too far out to be heard. After he drifted for 19 hours, a fishing boat spotted and rescued him. Visibly weak and dehydrated but in good health, he was brought back to port and taken to the hospital. The doctors ran tests and found him stable, discharging him shortly after. His incredible story has since gone viral, with many amazed at his luck.
Bee spill: When five million honey bees fell off a trailer truck in Burlington, Ontario (Canada), authorities found themselves in a sticky situation. Boxes containing bees and beehives slid off the truck and spilled across the road, said a spokesperson from the regional police service. The police called in several beekeepers to come help manage the situation. Although the bees were cleared from the scene within hours, police advised local residents and drivers to keep their windows closed, and reminded people that honey bees are fairly gentle and won’t bother people unless provoked. The incident highlighted the importance of secure transport for such precious cargo.
Air butter: A California company called Savor has pioneered a method to create a butter-like substance using only simple elements. This unique process, which assembles fat molecules from carbon dioxide and hydrogen, creates dairy-free products that closely mimic the taste and texture of traditional butter, cheese, and ice cream. By avoiding greenhouse gasses, using minimal water, and not relying on farmland, Savor’s method significantly reduces the environmental impact compared to conventional agriculture. Taste tests have shown their butter alternative is almost identical to the real thing. Savor plans to expand into other dairy-free products, aiming to revolutionize sustainable food production.
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” - Harper Lee
“The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.” - Francesco Guicciardini
“The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.” - Francesco Guicciardini
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
All Aboard Santa’s Express! Port Alberni’s beloved heritage railway is back in action bringing the annual Christmas train. Held Dec. 14 & 15 at 11am, 12 noon, 2pm, 3pm & 4pm. The tickets will sell out fast! Available at: www.AlberniPacificRailway.ca Book early to avoid disappointment.
Treasure Island: A fun-filled family frolic for those who enjoy booing, cheering, singing & laughing at a lighthearted pantomime. Until Dec. 29, Village Theatre, Qualicum. www.echoplayers.ca
YouthNetwork Coats for Christmas: Please donate new/gently used coats, hats, gloves & socks for the people in need Saturday, Dec. 14, 11am-3pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo.
Christmas Craft Fair: Features 40+ vendors on Sat., Dec. 14, 10am-3pm. Free admission. Lunch & refreshments available. Errington War Memorial Hall, 1390 Errington Rd.
Christmas Memories with Urbanstreet: Held at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church Street, Port Alberni on Saturday, Dec. 14, 7:30-9:30pm. Tickets are $15 for adults & $12 for under 12 yrs. They can be purchased at Walk the Coast, by choir members or at the door.
Last Stop Christmas Shop Market: Held Sat., Dec. 14 & Sun., Dec. 15, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs. For table rentals call Julia: 250-240-0516.
Sail Past 2024: Held at Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, December 15, 5-7:30pm. 1st prize, $1000; 2nd prize, $750; 3rd prize, $500. Hot cocoa, hot dogs, live music, carolling, visit with Santa, fireworks & firepit. Awards at 8pm at Blue Marlin.
A Reading of a Christmas Carol: Held Sun., Dec. 15, 1:30pm at RC Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo. Adults $15, kids $10, under 12 is free. Tickets: 250-247-9756 or Iron Oxide Art Supplies, 11 Cliff St.
Christmas Bells Are Ringing: Camerata Singers & Island Time Saxophone Quartet present joyful holiday music on Sun., Dec. 15, 2:30pm, St. Andrew’s United Church, 315 Fitzwilliam St. Tickets $20 at door, children free.
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
It’s Christmas with Maureen Washington: Presented by Knox on Friday, December 20, 7pm. Tickets are $30 and available at Eventbrite, Close to You Ladies Fashions, Fireside Books & Edge Outdoors. Cash only at retail stores. 345 Pym St., Parksville.
Blue Christmas: A service of hope for the moments of sadness in this season of joy. Join others Sat., Dec. 21, 2pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. For more information: www.standrewsnanaimo.ca or 250-758-2676.
A Festive Holiday Concert: With Ty Koch & Nico Rhodes brought to you by Unity Vancouver Island on Sat., Dec. 21, 7:30pm, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas Eve Candlelight Services: Held at 4 & 7pm. Christmas Day worship at 10am. All are welcome at Our Saviour Lutheran Church. 795 Island Highway West, Parksville.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
New Year’s Eve Dance by PA Picklers: Held Tuesday, Dec. 31 at the Italian Hall, Port Alberni. Tickets are $60 per person (ages 19+) & include two live bands playing 70’s & 80’s music. Tickets are cash only & available at Jays Lace It Up, Jim’s Clothes Closet, Noteable Music & Walk the Coast. Doors open at 7pm, music plays from 8:30-12:30pm.
Family New Years Eve Dance: Presented by Cowichan Folk Guild. Performances by the Unfaithful Servants, Whiskey River & special guests on Tuesday, December 31, 7:30pm. $55 per person, kids 14 & under are free. Sold at Ten Old Books & islandsfolk.tickit.ca Full bar service, hors d’oeuvres. neighbourhood shuttle, kids adventure zone & more. Eagles Hall Duncan, 2965 Boys Rd., Duncan.
Coping with Heartache Through Nature’s Cycles: Presented by Qualicum Beach Garden Club on Tuesday, Jan 14, 7:30pm at 747 Jones Ave., Qualicum (Civic Centre). Speaker is Stephanie Rose, GardenTherapy.ca Guests $3, yearly membership $15.
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
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1. Helen of Troy was queen of what ancient region?
2. In chess, does the bishop move forward, backward, or diagonally?
3. This triangle has unequal sides and angles.
4. St. Croix is the largest in what chain of islands?
5. Who wrote the book The Da Vinci Code?
2. In chess, does the bishop move forward, backward, or diagonally?
3. This triangle has unequal sides and angles.
4. St. Croix is the largest in what chain of islands?
5. Who wrote the book The Da Vinci Code?
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“When the student is ready, the teacher appears.” An older mentor may appear who challenges your comfort zone. Reconsider any temptation to reject them because of it. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 25, 26, 34, 42.
The next month’s energy will be grounded and reinforce the natural abilities of your sign. How might you take advantage of this opportunity to achieve what you need? Lucky numbers: 14, 20, 24, 26, 31, 39.
At midweek, you may feel particularly happy and optimistic. Enjoy the dynamic for the few days it is in effect. But be careful about making any long term decisions now. Lucky numbers: 4, 15, 16, 20, 28, 29.
At the beginning of the week, finding ways to reduce stress may be helpful. Recharging your energy is always important so that you can be available to others. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 22, 29, 32, 45.
At midweek, you may be eager to take a break and play. If you have responsibilities that you can’t abandon, finding some way to manifest this desire is still important. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 7, 12, 28, 33.
If possible, midweek may be a good time to work alone. This could give you an opportunity to focus on the details and avoid any temptation to nitpick with others. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 20, 29, 43, 44.
Are you looking at a stressful situation in your life through rose-coloured glasses? The grounded energy of the next month may help give you the strength to address it. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 12, 17, 31, 43.
Do you sometimes feel exhausted by psychic flotsam and jetsam you pick up from others? The next month provides a grounded energy to develop healthier boundaries. Lucky numbers: 17, 26, 27, 30, 34, 38.
Your natural optimism sometimes lacks the endurance to get to the finish line. The grounded energy of this month can help you now. Where might you want to direct it? Lucky numbers: 5, 20, 21, 40, 43, 46.
Successful accomplishments are an important Capricorn theme. Your birthday month is a good time to evaluate what you achieved this year, and goals for the new year. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 15, 17, 26, 35.
You may find that your heart and head are in opposition at midweek. If you normally prioritize your mind, perhaps consider leaning into your heart’s desire for a change. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 16, 24, 31, 44.
You may tire easily this week, so planning to get enough rest may be important. This downtime might bring you fresh insight on how to proceed after this period passes. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 24, 43, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Fashion flashpoint: Jennifer Lopez’s iconic green dress at the 2000 Grammys didn’t just turn heads, it revolutionized the internet. The overwhelming demand for photos led Google to create Image Search, changing how we find pictures online.
Tank tea-time: British army tanks come equipped with a boiling vessel, a device that allows the crew to brew tea or heat food without leaving the safety of their vehicle. This reflects the nation’s deep-rooted love of tea, even on the battlefield.
Tank tea-time: British army tanks come equipped with a boiling vessel, a device that allows the crew to brew tea or heat food without leaving the safety of their vehicle. This reflects the nation’s deep-rooted love of tea, even on the battlefield.
Star readers: Ancient Mayan civilization valued astronomy, seeing the stars, moon, and planets as reflecting the actions of the gods. Detailed records reveal sophisticated tracking of celestial bodies, vital for their calendar and societal planning.
IKEA origins: Founded by Ingvar Kamprad, IKEA started as a small, mail-order business in Sweden. Its name is an acronym derived from Kamprad’s initials, his family farm Elmtaryd, and his hometown Agunnaryd.
Fruit preservation: The apples at the grocery store might be older than you think. Since apples are usually only harvested in the fall, growers store them in refrigerated warehouses to keep them fresh, allowing you to enjoy them year-round.
The weather forecast called for freezing rain. Sure enough, it was an ice day.
They’re a perfect match! She’s a real estate broker, and he has a lot to offer.
Applicant: “If I get the job, will I be paid weekly or monthly?”
Boss: “I guarantee you’ll be paid weakly.”
What do you call a penguin in the rain forest? Lost.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Garden. Garden who? A dragon is garden the treasure!
They’re a perfect match! She’s a real estate broker, and he has a lot to offer.
Applicant: “If I get the job, will I be paid weekly or monthly?”
Boss: “I guarantee you’ll be paid weakly.”
What do you call a penguin in the rain forest? Lost.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Garden. Garden who? A dragon is garden the treasure!
Trivia Answers: 1. Sparta 2. Diagonally 3. Scalene 4. U.S. Virgin Islands
5. Dan Brown
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Zebra chase: A zebra that had escaped and was spotted roaming the foothills of western Washington state (U.S.) was safely recaptured a week later. Despite her adventures in the wild, she appeared to be in good condition. The zebra was initially traveling with three other zebras in a trailer destined for the state of Montana, where they were going to be part of a petting zoo. While three of the animals were swiftly apprehended, the fourth zebra had managed to evade capture by hopping a fence and disappearing. Following numerous sightings, she was joyfully reunited with her dazzle, or group, of zebras.
Smart spoon: In Tokyo, Japan, Kirin Holdings has introduced the Elecispoon, a smart spoon designed to enhance the taste of low-sodium foods. Using electric current technology, this spoon tricks the taste buds into perceiving food as being saltier, which helps address Japan’s common issue of excessive salt consumption. The Elecispoon generates an electric field that clusters sodium ions, enhancing the food’s flavour. The device offers several intensity levels, powered by a rechargeable battery. Despite its benefits, it is unsuitable for people with facial nerve disorders or those undergoing dental treatments. Priced at ¥19,800 (JPY), the Elecispoon is available online and at select stores in Japan.
Muscle speech: Researchers in Los Angeles, California (U.S.), have developed a self-powered device that translates muscle movements into speech. This innovative patch adheres to the throat, using artificial intelligence to convert movements into spoken words. The lightweight device harnesses the energy from muscle movements to generate electricity, so it does not need a battery. Made of soft silicone, micromagnets, and copper wire coils, the patch creates electrical signals from the moving muscles. In tests, an algorithm accurately translated these signals into speech. This patch offers a promising solution for people with voice disorders.
Grandpa makeover: A Chinese makeup artist has taken social media by storm with her extraordinary ability to transform her elderly grandfather into vibrant, anime-inspired figures. Using her impressive skills, she makes him appear decades younger, a feat that has amazed viewers online. Her side-by-side comparison videos amass millions of views and spark disbelief at the dramatic changes. This viral sensation has crossed borders, capturing interest in other parts of Asia and the West. The transformations highlight the artistry and potential of makeup, showcasing the artist’s unique talent. She joins the ranks of other Chinese artists in redefining age through cosmetic wizardry.
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” - Robert Frost
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” - H.L. Mencken
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” - H.L. Mencken
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Coombs Country Christmas Market: Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs, on Dec 7, 10am-3pm. Entry by donation, food truck, door prizes & more.
Christmas Cookie Walk: Sat., Dec. 7, 11am-12:30pm at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Bring a container, choose your treats, pay by weight with cash or cheque.
‘Glory Is A Coming!’: Craig Bay Choristers present their Christmas Concert at Knox Church, Parksville on Sat., Dec. 7, 3pm. Tickets $20 (12 & under free) from Fireside Books, Parksville or email: cbchoirconcerts@gmail.com
Christmas Extravaganza! Held at the Cowichan Bay Maritime Centre, 1761 Cowichan Bay Rd., on Saturday, Dec. 7, 5:30-7:30pm. Santa music, a special visit from Santa, light up, kids boatbuilding. Businesses open late, sail pass. Fun for the whole family!
Rejoice & Be Merry: Performed by Oceanside Consort A Cappella Singers Dec. 7, 7pm at Knox United Church, Parksville. Tix at the door. Visit www.oceanside-music.ca for more info.
Nanaimo Concert Band Christmas Charity Concert: Held Dec. 8, 2:30pm at Beban Auditorium. Admission is a donation to the Salvation Army Kettle Drive, or a non-perishable food.
All Aboard Santa’s Express! Port Alberni’s beloved heritage railway is back in action bringing the annual Christmas train. Held Dec. 7, 8, 14 & 15 at 11am, 12 noon, 2pm, 3pm & 4pm. The tickets will sell out fast! Available at: www.AlberniPacificRailway.ca Book early to avoid disappointment.
Timbre! Choir - Sing A Merry Christmas: Held Sunday, December 8, 2:30pm at ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets available on line at Eventbrite, from choir members, at our vendors & at the door. Adults & seniors $25; children & students under 18, $5. Info: www.timbrechoir.ca
Treasure Island: A fun-filled family frolic for those who enjoy booing, cheering, singing & laughing at a lighthearted pantomime. Dec. 12-29, Village Theatre, Qualicum. www.echoplayers.ca
YouthNetwork Coats for Christmas: Please donate new/gently used coats, hats, gloves & socks for the people in need on Friday, Dec. 13, 3-7pm & Saturday, Dec. 14, 11am-3pm at Maffeo Sutton Park.
Christmas Craft Fair: Features 40+ vendors on Sat., Dec. 14, 10am-3pm. Free admission. Lunch & refreshments available. Errington War Memorial Hall, 1390 Errington Rd.
Christmas Memories with Urbanstreet: Held at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church Street, Port Alberni on Saturday, Dec. 14, 7:30-9:30pm. Tickets are $15 for adults & $12 for under 12 yrs. They can be purchased at Walk the Coast, by choir members or at the door.
Last Stop Christmas Shop Market: Held Sat., Dec. 14 & Sun., Dec. 15, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs. For table rentals call Julia: 250-240-0516.
Sail Past 2024: Held at Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, December 15, 5-7:30pm. 1st prize, $1000; 2nd prize, $750; 3rd prize, $500. Hot cocoa, hot dogs, live music, carolling, visit with Santa, fireworks & firepit. Awards at 8pm at Blue Marlin.
A Reading of a Christmas Carol: Held Sun., Dec. 15, 1:30pm at RC Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo. Adults $15, kids $10, under 12 is free. Tickets: 250-247-9756 or Iron Oxide Art Supplies, 11 Cliff St.
Christmas Bells Are Ringing: Camerata Singers & Island Time Saxophone Quartet present joyful holiday music on Sun., Dec. 15, 2:30pm, St. Andrew’s United Church, 315 Fitzwilliam St. Tickets $20 at door, children free.
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
Blue Christmas: A service of hope for the moments of sadness in this season of joy. Join others Sat., Dec. 21, 2pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. For more information: www.standrewsnanaimo.ca or 250-758-2676.
A Festive Holiday Concert: With Ty Koch & Nico Rhodes brought to you by Unity Vancouver Island on Sat., Dec. 21, 7:30pm, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Tickets $25 on Eventbrite.
Christmas Eve Candlelight Services: Held at 4 & 7pm. Christmas Day worship at 10am. All are welcome at Our Saviour Lutheran Church. 795 Island Highway West, Parksville.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Do You or Someone You Love Need to Travel to receive cancer treatment? You may qualify for support through our Cancer Travel & Accommodation Services program. Visit cancer.ca/CTAAS, call 1-888-939-3333 or email BCTravelFund@cancer.ca to talk to us about your options.
Cowichan Valley Sea Cadets now recruiting for youth 12-18, meeting Tuesdays 6-9pm, 6722 Beaumont Rd in Maple Bay. Friendships, on-water skills, citizenship, fitness, leadership & more, all for free. 100sea@cadets.gc.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
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1. What destination is at the end of the Yellow Brick Road?
2. What was the name of the skunk in the movie Bambi?
3. What do players conquer in the game of Risk?
4. A chiromancer reads maps, palms, or ocean currents?
5. Often triangular, a delta is where a river meets the ocean - T/F?
2. What was the name of the skunk in the movie Bambi?
3. What do players conquer in the game of Risk?
4. A chiromancer reads maps, palms, or ocean currents?
5. Often triangular, a delta is where a river meets the ocean - T/F?
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Aries normally is more interested in actions than words. But this week, you may be chatty with others, especially about your feelings. Let yourself be uncomfortable with it. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 15, 19, 31, 41.
You may find yourself torn between work and play. But both are necessary to maintain a balanced life. Could you make an adjustment to help you achieve that state? Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 11, 17, 21, 31.
You may have a lot of new ideas swirling around you at midweek. Before rushing into something new, consider what needs to be finished first, to avoid duelling priorities. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 19, 30, 34, 35.
A period of introspection and re-examination may begin for you in the next several months. This sombre process might interfere with the normally happy holiday season. Lucky numbers: 2, 15, 18, 25, 37, 44.
Your Leo heart may be eager to move forward on something, but your mind might be throwing up roadblocks. If so, consider putting this desire on hold for now. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 18, 24, 41, 45.
Recently, your endeavours may have stalled. This could start to change this week, so things could be hectic going forward. Be careful of conflict when speaking with others. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 25, 27, 28, 40.
Be conscious of your feelings now. If there is a thorny issue that is simmering below the surface, it may blow up this week if you don’t positively address it. Lucky numbers: 14, 20, 24, 35, 42, 48.
Your deep intuition about others may be temporarily disrupted for a few days at midweek. Try taking advantage of this respite to recharge your psychic energy. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 12, 33, 39, 44.
Your birthday month is almost ending. Usually this period jump starts your new goals. But this year, things have proceeded slowly. They could begin to open up soon. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 18, 30, 32, 47.
Capricorns often don’t spend time explaining to others what they are doing or why. The end of the week may give you an opportunity to cultivate others by doing so. Lucky numbers: 7, 21, 28, 34, 43, 48.
Aquarians sometimes have difficulty expressing their deeper emotions. At midweek, you may find it easier to tell others how you feel about them and your relationship. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 10, 27, 28, 36.
In recent months, you may have had a problem communicating effectively. This may start changing, but be patient. The new pattern will take a while to settle in. Lucky numbers: 18, 19, 21, 41, 44, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Tooth truth: Unlike most body parts, teeth struggle to heal because they’re made of enamel, the body’s toughest material with minimal cells and proteins. While skin and bones can regenerate, teeth lack the same self-repair abilities.
Faux flavour: The “wasabi” served with sushi is usually a mix of horseradish, mustard, and green dye, not real wasabi. Genuine wasabi is rare and expensive, so most restaurants opt for this spicy substitute instead.
Faux flavour: The “wasabi” served with sushi is usually a mix of horseradish, mustard, and green dye, not real wasabi. Genuine wasabi is rare and expensive, so most restaurants opt for this spicy substitute instead.
Wordless anthem: Spain’s national anthem, the “Marcha Real,” lacks lyrics, leaving people to hum along. Originally a military march, it was later adopted as the anthem. Despite attempts, no official words have ever been approved.
Sipping savvy: Marvin Stone revolutionized beverage consumption by patenting the first paper drinking straw in 1888. Before then, people used rye grass and hollow reeds, often adding unwanted flavours and odours to their drinks.
Idle eating: Ever snack just because? The Japanese word kuchisabishii, meaning “lonely mouth,” describes the habit of eating out of boredom or stress. While there’s no exact English equivalent, “peckish” comes close.
What kind of money does a kangaroo have? Pocket change.
People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.
The valedictorian of the cooking school passed her final exam with flying crullers.
Diner: “Waiter! You have your finger on my steak!”
Waiter: “Well, I don’t want it to fall on the floor again!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey. Open door.
People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.
The valedictorian of the cooking school passed her final exam with flying crullers.
Diner: “Waiter! You have your finger on my steak!”
Waiter: “Well, I don’t want it to fall on the floor again!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey. Open door.
Trivia Answers: 1. Oz 2. Flower 3. The world 4. Palms 5. True
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Edible artistry: In Auckland, New Zealand, Devoney Scarfe has gained fame for her stunning pie art, transforming dough into intricate creations like celebrity portraits and whimsical designs. What started as a hobby while balancing motherhood and a part-time job quickly evolved into a renowned craft. Her dedication paid off with a viral tribute to Queen Elizabeth, which captured widespread attention online. Each pie, requiring meticulous sculpting, painting, and baking, can take up to a week to perfect. Scarfe overcomes numerous challenges, such as preventing dough from collapsing or cracking. These impressive pies, after being showcased online, are typically enjoyed by her ever-hungry teenage sons.
Cosmic baseball: In Virginia (U.S.), a collegiate summer baseball team, the Tri-City Chili Peppers, has transformed the sport by introducing “cosmic baseball” games. These games, played at night under black lights, feature UV-reactive uniforms, balls, and bats, creating a visually stunning spectacle. Despite the unconventional lighting, players have adapted to the UV environment, making it second nature to track and hit the ball. The concept, initially inspired by a glow stick incident on the field, became a reality with the help of J.W. Electric, which developed a powerful black light system. The investment, estimated at $100,000 (USD), has paid off as the games have gained viral popularity online and quickly sell out.
Explosive hammer: In Xiangyang, China, a 90-year-old woman named Qin discovered an old hand grenade in a field, mistaking it for a hammer. For two decades, she used this dangerous tool to crack nuts and hammer nails. The grenade, identified as a Chinese Type 67, went unrecognized until demolition workers spotted it at her house. Police were stunned by its smooth handle and dented metal head, indicating years of heavy use. Despite speculation that it was a training grenade, authorities confirmed it was fully capable of exploding. Remarkably, Qin’s curiosity never led her to pull the exposed fuse, which could have had fatal consequences. This incredible story of luck has been widely shared in China.
Legendary theft: The mythical sword Durandal, long embedded in a rock wall in Rocamadour, France, has mysteriously disappeared. Known as the “French Excalibur,” this legendary blade, said to have belonged to the famous knight Roland, had been a fixture for 1,300 years. The sword vanished despite being secured far above the ground. Durandal’s tale, told in the epic poem “The Song of Roland,” recounts its indestructible nature and the legendary relics embedded within it. The disappearance has deeply impacted Rocamadour, where the sword was an integral part of local heritage and tourism. Theories about the theft abound, including the use of professional climbing gear.
“Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer.” - Ed Cunningham
“The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.” - Blaise Pascal
“The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.” - Blaise Pascal
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
‘Christmas in Our Home Town’: Presented by Barclay Sounds Community Choir on December 1, 2:30pm at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church St. Adults $20, children under 12, $5 & sold at The Grove Art Gallery at Harbour Quay, Echo Centre or from Choir members. Info: facebook.com/barkleysounds
Old Fashioned Xmas Craft Sale: Friday Nov 29 & Saturday Nov 30, 9:00am - 4:00 pm at BC Seniors & Pensioners Hall, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Lots of home made crafts, baking, quilting, jewelry, White Elephant, etc. Admission is FREE (donation for Food Bank)
Metaphysical Psychic & Wellness Fair: Held Saturday, Nov. 30, 10am-4pm at Knox, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Free admission, free draw for door prizes. Over 50 vendors, healers, readers, crystals. Free 15min sound bath. Speakers every hour. Info: 250-228-1009.
South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary Craft & Gift Fair: Sat., Nov. 30, 10am-2pm at Mill Bay Community Hall, 1035 Shawnigan Mill Bay Rd. Baking, sewing, crafts & raffle. Free admission, lunch $12.
Nanaimo Hospital Auxiliary Quilt & Craft Sale: Sat., Nov. 30, 10am-2pm, Country Club Centre, Nanaimo. Assorted Quilts, many knitted/sewn items available. All hand made with care. All proceeds benefit our hospital.
6th Annual Rock & Gem Show: Hosted by the Parksville & District Rock & Gem Club on Nov. 30, 9:30am-4:30pm & Dec. 1, 9:30am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Qualicum. Admission $4 Children 12 & under free with adult.
Advent Event: Held on Nov 30, 1pm at Trinity United Church, 6011 Doumont Rd., Nanaimo. Fun for all ages with crafts & afternoon tea. Make a family Advent wreath.
Nanoose Library’s Christmas Bazaar & Silent Auction: Vendors, crafters, homemade baked goods, white elephant sale & more. Held Saturday, Nov. 30, 10am-3pm in the Library Hall, 2489 Nanoose Rd.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Christmas Craft Market: Held Sat., Nov. 30 & Sun., Dec. 1, 10am-3pm. Handcrafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo.
6th Annual Rock & Gem Show: Hosted by the Parksville & District Rock & Gem Club on Nov. 30, 9:30am-4:30pm & Dec. 1, 9:30am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Admission $4 Children 12 & under free with adult.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Cowichan Vocal Collective, Dec. 1, 2pm, St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23. More info: 250-748-8383.
‘Christmas Treasures’: Performed by Oceanside Concert Choir on Dec. 1, 2:30pm at Knox United Church, Parksville. Tix at the door. For more info: www.oceanside-music.ca
Christmas Baking Available Now: Each box (priced at $12) contains 14 delicious cookies & squares. To preorder, contact Anglican Parish of St. Peter’s at 250-746-6262 or admin@stpeterduncan.ca Preorders taken until Dec. 5.
Silver Bells - It’s Christmas in the City: This event is held in the city square in Duncan, 200 Craig St., on Thursday, Dec. 5, 6-9pm. It will coincide with the Downtown Duncan’s ‘Sip & Shop’ evening. Highlights include fireworks at 7:45pm. A dazzling display to light up the special night.
Cowichan Symphony Society Presents Canadian Brass: Held at Cowichan Performing Arts Centre on December 6, 8pm. Tickets available at Cowichan Ticket Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan or 250-746-2722.
Coombs Country Christmas Market: Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs, on Dec 7, 10am-3pm. Entry by donation, food truck, door prizes & more.
Christmas Cookie Walk: Sat., Dec. 7, 11am-12:30pm at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Bring a container, choose your treats, pay by weight with cash or cheque.
‘Glory Is A Coming!’: Craig Bay Choristers present their Christmas Concert at Knox Church, Parksville on Sat., Dec. 7, 3pm. Tickets $20 (12 & under free) from Fireside Books, Parksville or email: cbchoirconcerts@gmail.com
Christmas Extravaganza! Held at the Cowichan Bay Maritime Centre, 1761 Cowichan Bay Rd., on Saturday, Dec. 7, 5:30-7:30pm. Santa music, a special visit from Santa, light up, kids boatbuilding. Businesses open late, sail pass. Fun for the whole family!
Rejoice & Be Merry: Performed by Oceanside Consort A Cappella Singers Dec. 7, 7pm at Knox United Church, Parksville. Tix at the door. Visit www.oceanside-music.ca for more info.
Nanaimo Concert Band Christmas Charity Concert: Held Dec. 8, 2:30pm at Beban Auditorium. Admission is a donation to the Salvation Army Kettle Drive, or a non-perishable food.
All Aboard Santa’s Express! Port Alberni’s beloved heritage railway is back in action bringing the annual Christmas train. Held Dec. 7, 8, 14 & 15 at 11am, 12 noon, 2pm, 3pm & 4pm. The tickets will sell out fast! Available at: www.AlberniPacificRailway.ca Book early to avoid disappointment.
Timbre! Choir - Sing A Merry Christmas: Held Sunday, December 8, 2:30pm at ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets available on line at Eventbrite, from choir members, at our vendors & at the door. Adults & seniors $25; children & students under 18, $5. Info: www.timbrechoir.ca
Christmas Memories with Urbanstreet: Held at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church Street, Port Alberni on Saturday, Dec. 14, 7:30-9:30pm. Tickets are $15 for adults & $12 for under 12 yrs. They can be purchased at Walk the Coast, by choir members or at the door.
Last Stop Christmas Shop Market: Held Sat., Dec. 14 & Sun., Dec. 15, 10am-4pm at Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs. For table rentals call Julia: 250-240-0516.
Sail Past 2024: Held at Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, December 15, 5-7:30pm. 1st prize, $1000; 2nd prize, $750; 3rd prize, $500. Hot cocoa, hot dogs, live music, carolling, visit with Santa, fireworks & firepit. Awards at 8pm at Blue Marlin.
A Reading of a Christmas Carol: Held Sun., Dec. 15, 1:30pm at RC Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo. Adults $15, kids $10, under 12 is free. Tickets: 250-247-9756 or Iron Oxide Art Supplies, 11 Cliff St.
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
Blue Christmas: A service of hope for the moments of sadness in this season of joy. Join others Sat., Dec. 21, 2pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. For more information: www.standrewsnanaimo.ca or 250-758-2676.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Loch Ness is a famous lake in this country.
2. Who painted “The Starry Night”?
3. Who provided the voice of Yoda in Star Wars movies?
4. This is the world’s rarest natural hair colour.
5. What is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?
2. Who painted “The Starry Night”?
3. Who provided the voice of Yoda in Star Wars movies?
4. This is the world’s rarest natural hair colour.
5. What is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?
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If a recent spiritual insight prompted you to make changes, you may find that progress will be stalled for a few weeks. If not, you could get a second chance soon. Lucky numbers: 2, 20, 38, 41, 42, 48.
Last week, were you able to take advantage of an opportunity to adjust your view about risk vs. reward? If you did, this week may provide you with a chance to test it. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 13, 16, 29, 44.
A number of options may give you a strong impulse to act. However, any efforts could be stymied right now. Perhaps reconsider your options in about two months. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 11, 20, 34, 46.
For the next few months, you may be frustrated by a lack of forward movement. Before this ends, your energy may be best channeled into better understanding yourself. Lucky numbers: 1, 9, 15, 16, 27, 29.
A project you started about a month ago may stall right now. A couple of months could pass before you can restart it, so try to be patient in the meantime. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 23, 36, 39, 40.
A confusing period you may have lived through in the last few months might end soon. While this could have been uncomfortable, perhaps you acquired more flexibility. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 16, 17, 22, 36.
Your natural tact and diplomacy are always appreciated. But the energy for the next couple of weeks may be helpful in turning down the heat of any ongoing conflict. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 17, 24, 35, 41.
If you are experiencing a conflict with someone, the next two weeks may offer some emotional distance from it. Try not to lose your connection to them in the process. Lucky numbers: 5, 22, 29, 46, 47, 48.
New information and insights may come midweek, if you are open to receiving them. You might want to wait a few weeks before initiating any changes from them. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 20, 22, 28, 32.
At the start of the week, the energy supports your innate ambition and hard work to build solid structures. Carefully consider how to apply this potential to achieve success. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 17, 19, 37, 42.
Aquarius energy resonates strongly in the sky this week, activating your Sun in this sign. The specific focus may be on love and your unconscious beliefs about it. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 11, 30, 32, 39.
This week may bring a setback, stemming from a communications conflict with others. The situation might have been foggy for a while, but could begin to clear soon. Lucky numbers: 18, 23, 27, 30, 37, 45.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 37.
Aging illusions: Contrary to popular belief, our noses and ears don’t actually keep growing as we age. Instead, they appear larger because of gravity and changes in our skin. Most bones stop growing by age 20.
Xmas history: The “X” in “Xmas” has its roots in the Greek alphabet, where “chi” is the first letter of “Christos,” meaning Christ. Over time, the abbreviation caught on and became widely accepted in the English language.
Xmas history: The “X” in “Xmas” has its roots in the Greek alphabet, where “chi” is the first letter of “Christos,” meaning Christ. Over time, the abbreviation caught on and became widely accepted in the English language.
Ball physics: The performance of a tennis ball depends on its temperature. A gas-filled core inside each ball changes with heat, affecting how high the ball bounces. That’s why Wimbledon keeps theirs at a perfect 68°F for optimal play.
Cereal surprise: Think those colourful Froot Loops have different flavours? Think again! Despite their rainbow hues, every piece of the breakfast cereal tastes the same. Taste tests & Kellogg’s both confirm that all the colours share one flavour.
Speech struggles: Despite being celebrated as among the greatest speakers, Martin Luther King, Jr., once earned a “C” in public speaking from a school teacher. This grade didn’t stop him from inspiring millions with speeches like “I Have a Dream.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? A pumpkin fill your flat tire.
How many friends did the bell bring to the party? It brought the whole clang!
I was overruled at the measuring competition.
Father: “You have four D’s and a C on your report card!”
Son: “I know. I think I concentrated too much on one subject.”
Did you hear that a magician directed a film? She really made movie magic!
How many friends did the bell bring to the party? It brought the whole clang!
I was overruled at the measuring competition.
Father: “You have four D’s and a C on your report card!”
Son: “I know. I think I concentrated too much on one subject.”
Did you hear that a magician directed a film? She really made movie magic!
Trivia Answers: 1. Scotland 2. Vincent Van Gogh 3. Frank Oz 4. Red
5. Omega
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Urban foxes: A red fox cub found itself in the unfortunate position of having its head stuck in a garden sink drain in Basildon, England. After being trapped there for several hours, and with some gentle wiggling, the cub was successfully rescued by folks from the South Essex Wildlife Hospital. The cub was treated and released back into nature. Red foxes are common in the U.K. They are known for their intelligence and adaptability in urban environments, where they scavenge for food and find ample shelter. Scientists speculate that physical changes like longer snouts and smaller heads indicate a potential for domestication. No one knows how this fox got stuck in the first place.
Mystery peaks: In Anlong County, China, a series of pyramid-shaped mountains known as the Anlong Pyramids have captivated global interest. These natural formations, resembling Egypt’s iconic pyramids, feature meticulously stacked rock layers, sparking conspiracy theories about ancient civilizations or alien activity. Despite these speculations, experts assert that these structures are natural formations, shaped by geological processes over millions of years. A professor at a local university has explained that mineral recrystallization and water erosion created the distinct, block-like appearance. Though science provides clear explanations, the allure of these mountains continues to fuel theories and draw curious tourists.
Fiery chips: In Tokyo, Japan, a group of high school students found themselves in the hospital after consuming ghost pepper-infused potato chips. The spicy snack, containing bhut jolokia, caused intense stomach and mouth pain, leading to an emergency call from their high school. The 14 affected students, part of a larger group who shared the chips, experienced symptoms severe enough to require medical attention. The chip manufacturer clearly labels these “18+ curry chips” as unsuitable for minors and those with health conditions due to their extreme heat. Despite the warnings, the students obtained the chips and suffered the consequences. After receiving treatment, they were released the same day.
Smart ants: The tiny Polyrhachis femorata species of ants are smart little critters. That’s what scientists discovered while studying animal species on Kangaroo Island in Australia. The scientists found an ant colony and thought the tiny insects were all dead, until one moved slightly, that is. Feigning death is a natural defence mechanism used in dozens of animal species. But for the surprised scientists, finding an entire ant colony pretending to be dead was new. The ants had contorted their bodies into unnatural positions and had stayed absolutely still, which tricked the scientists. This remarkable display of collective mimicry highlights the sophisticated survival strategies of the ants.
“In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.” - John Churton Collins
“The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.”
- Molière
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
‘Christmas in Our Home Town’: Presented by Barclay Sounds Community Choir on December 1, 2:30pm at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church St. Adults $20, children under 12, $5 & sold at The Grove Art Gallery at Harbour Quay, Echo Centre or from Choir members. Info: facebook.com/barkleysounds
November is Fall Prevention Month: Did you know in BC, 1 in 3 older adults fall each year? You can take steps to reduce your risk & improve your safety. Check out www.shorturl.at/Y5WvM for more info.
Nanaimo Yacht Club, Annual Craft Fair: Held Sat., Nov. 23 & 24, 10am-4pm, 400 Newcastle Ave. Free Parking in NYC lot. Raffles. All proceeds to local Food Bank.
26th Annual Nanaimo Artwalk: Featuring over 50 artists in 16 venues & free shuttle service. Held Sat., Nov. 23, 10am-4pm & Sun., Nov. 24, 12-4pm. Downtown Nanaimo, Victoria Crescent, Old City Quarter. For more info: NanaimoArtsCouncil.ca or email: jenaya@nanaimoartscouncil.ca
Christmas Bazaar: Held Saturday, November 23, 1-4pm, Trinity United Church, 6011 Doumont Rd., Nanaimo. Baking, crafts, white elephant table, tea room and more.
Village Voices of Qualicum Beach Concert: Saturday, November 23, 2:30pm at Christian Fellowship Centre, 825 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Tickets at the door: $20.
Christmas Festival at Lake Cowichan Country Grocer on Sunday, Nov. 24, 4-8pm. Santa parade starts at 5pm, free Santa photos to follow parade, Christmas market, vendors, free kids crafts & more.
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Thursday November 28th, 1:30 - 3:30pm at Oliver Woods Community Centre, 6000 Oliver Road, Nanaimo. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Old Fashioned Xmas Craft Sale: Friday Nov 29 & Saturday Nov 30, 9:00am - 4:00 pm at BC Seniors & Pensioners Hall, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Lots of home made crafts, baking, quilting, jewelry, White Elephant, etc. Admission is FREE (donation for Food Bank)
Metaphysical Psychic & Wellness Fair: Held Saturday, Nov. 30, 10am-4pm at Knox, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Free admission, free draw for door prizes. Over 50 vendors, healers, readers, crystals. Free 15min sound bath. Speakers every hour. Info: 250-228-1009.
Nanaimo Hospital Auxiliary Quilt & Craft Sale: Sat., Nov. 30, 10am-2pm, Country Club Centre, Nanaimo. Assorted Quilts, many knitted/sewn items available. All hand made with care. All proceeds benefit our hospital.
6th Annual Rock & Gem Show: Hosted by the Parksville & District Rock & Gem Club on Nov. 30, 9:30am-4:30pm & Dec. 1, 9:30am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Qualicum. Admission $4 Children 12 & under free with adult.
Advent Event: Held on Nov 30, 1pm at Trinity United Church, 6011 Doumont Rd., Nanaimo. Fun for all ages with crafts & afternoon tea. Make a family Advent wreath.
Nanoose Library’s Christmas Bazaar & Silent Auction: Vendors, crafters, homemade baked goods, white elephant sale & more. Held Saturday, Nov. 30, 10am-3pm in the Library Hall, 2489 Nanoose Rd.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Christmas Craft Market: Held Sat., Nov. 30 & Sun., Dec. 1, 10am-3pm. Handcrafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Cowichan Vocal Collective, Dec. 1, 2pm, St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved: $25/$23. More info: 250-748-8383.
‘Christmas Treasures’: Performed by Oceanside Concert Choir on Dec. 1, 2:30pm at Knox United Church, Parksville. Tix at the door. For more info: www.oceanside-music.ca
Christmas Baking Available Now: Each box (priced at $12) contains 14 delicious cookies & squares. To preorder, contact Anglican Parish of St. Peter’s at 250-746-6262 or admin@stpeterduncan.ca Preorders taken until Dec. 5.
Coombs Country Christmas Market: Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs, on Dec 7, 10am-3pm. Entry by donation, food truck, door prizes & more.
‘Glory Is A Coming!’: Craig Bay Choristers present their Christmas Concert at Knox Church, Parksville on Sat., Dec. 7, 3pm. Tickets $20 (12 & under free) from Fireside Books, Parksville or email: cbchoirconcerts@gmail.com
Christmas Extravaganza! Held at the Cowichan Bay Maritime Centre, 1761 Cowichan Bay Rd., on Saturday, Dec. 7, 5:30-7:30pm. Santa music, a special visit from Santa, light up, kids boatbuilding. Businesses open late, sail pass. Fun for the whole family!
Timbre! Choir - Sing A Merry Christmas: Held Sunday, December 8, 2:30pm at ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets available on line at Eventbrite, from choir members, at our vendors & at the door. Adults & seniors $25; children & students under 18, $5. Info: www.timbrechoir.ca
Sail Past 2024: Held at Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, December 15, 5-7:30pm. 1st prize, $1000; 2nd prize, $750; 3rd prize, $500. Hot cocoa, hot dogs, live music, carolling, visit with Santa, fireworks & firepit. Awards at 8pm at Blue Marlin.
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Cowichan Valley Probus Club invites any retired or nearly retired to our meetings at the Arbutus Golf Club on 1st Tuesday of the month, 10am. Visit: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or call 250-746-1744 for details.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
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1. The prime meridian is located at 0 degrees longitude - T/F?
2. The city of Gdansk is in what country?
3. Who composed the music for An American in Paris?
4. What animal’s milk becomes Roquefort cheese?
5. Riboflavin is better known as vitamin B2, C, or A?
2. The city of Gdansk is in what country?
3. Who composed the music for An American in Paris?
4. What animal’s milk becomes Roquefort cheese?
5. Riboflavin is better known as vitamin B2, C, or A?
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Aries ambition often doesn’t focus enough on the needs of others. The energy at the start of this week may help you incorporate more consideration of others in your actions. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 11, 14, 16, 35.
Taurus are generally cautious in risk taking. But this week, you may have an opportunity to make adjustments in your worldview in order to better assess risk vs. reward. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 13, 18, 21, 37.
How well are your current endeavours faring? Can you identify an area that needs improvement? Take the next few weeks to plan the needed changes, but wait to act. Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 21, 30, 35, 47.
For the next few weeks, things may feel chaotic in many areas of your life. Make adjustments where you can do so successfully, and try to just wait out the rest. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 22, 25, 41, 47.
Other people may gravitate to your heightened enthusiasm this week, and offer to help in your endeavour. Be sure that you are putting in the lion’s share of effort on it. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 16, 21, 25, 40.
Your thought process may feel erratic for a few weeks, upsetting your detailed focus. Postpone projects, if you can, and triple check details on ones you can’t delay. Lucky numbers: 16, 23, 28, 31, 44, 47.
Your ability to be tactful and diplomatic may be highlighted early this week. How might you use this talent to aid yourself or others to help resolve a sticky situation? Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 11, 12, 16, 22.
Your ability to see deeply into others may be heightened at midweek. As difficult as this can be, it might provide you an opportunity to develop healthy boundaries now. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 11, 16, 20, 29.
The energy at the end of this week may allow you to do an emotional reset. Consider what is working and develop a plan to move forward a few weeks from now. Lucky numbers: 12, 25, 36, 41, 42, 44.
Are you having a communication difficulty with a partner? Could you work out a solution or just keep things on simmer for a few weeks until this phase is likely to pass? Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 7, 11, 16, 35.
Consider examining your life right now, particularly about what does or does not give you joy. But if a new opportunity emerges, wait a few weeks before jump starting it. Lucky numbers: 10, 19, 25, 28, 30, 32.
You may find yourself of two minds over the next few weeks, bouncing between optimism and melancholy. Wait to get a more realistic view of the situation and the options. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 17, 25, 30, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Durability tester: In a quirky test of durability, Samsung used a robot to simulate real-world pressure of sitting on phones. Clad in denim jeans, the device applied significant force to ensure phones could handle everyday stress.
Kleenex origins: Due to a wartime necessity, the Kimberly-Clark Corporation created a creped cellulose product for gas mask filters and bandages. After World War I, this product became Kleenex tissues, marketed as disposable handkerchiefs.
Kleenex origins: Due to a wartime necessity, the Kimberly-Clark Corporation created a creped cellulose product for gas mask filters and bandages. After World War I, this product became Kleenex tissues, marketed as disposable handkerchiefs.
Giant gulpers: The enormous size of blue whales is linked to their unique feeding method. By swallowing massive amounts of water and filtering out krill, these giants can gain hundreds of times more energy than they use during feeding.
Human touch: Gloves are common on many Disney characters like Mickey Mouse and Goofy. Originally, they simplified drawing and made animating easier. Walt Disney also believed they made characters appear more human.
Printed wrench: When the International Space Station needed a wrench in 2014, NASA used a unique strategy to send one: They emailed it. Astronauts received a digital design and used a 3D printer on their space station to create the tool.
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Teacher: “What are the Great Plains?”
Student: “The 747, the Concorde, and the F-16.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Can I come in?
Why did the pickles climb into the truck? The door was ajar.
One worm to another: “Follow me, I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap.”
I didn’t think I was going to like soccer, but I get a real kick out of it.
Student: “The 747, the Concorde, and the F-16.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Can I come in?
Why did the pickles climb into the truck? The door was ajar.
One worm to another: “Follow me, I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap.”
I didn’t think I was going to like soccer, but I get a real kick out of it.
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Poland 3. George Gershwin 4. Sheep 5. B2
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Tiny thunder: German researchers have discovered that Danionella cerebrum, a minuscule translucent fish measuring about 1.2 centimetres (0.5 in.), can generate sounds over 140 decibels, comparable to standing 100 metres (328 ft.) from a jet during takeoff. Unique for its size, this fish produces loud noises using sonic muscles and drumming cartilage. High-speed video reveals that a rib near the swim bladder, driven by a muscle, strikes the cartilage to produce rapid pulses. Unlike females, males have a harder rib, allowing them to create these sounds. Scientists speculate this might aid in murky waters or serve as a warning during mating.
Clover king: In Japan, Yoshiharu Watanabe grew a record-setting 63-leaf clover, earning him the title of possibly the world’s luckiest man. He has been fascinated with clovers for years, collecting and cultivating multi-leaf varieties found in local fields and parks. Using cross-pollination, he incrementally increased the leaf counts, achieving milestones like a near-record 55-leaf clover. Despite setbacks and fluctuating numbers of leaves, his perseverance paid off when he grew the clover that broke the record. This meticulous process involved carefully counting the small leaves of his clovers, which often took over an hour. His achievement surpassed the previous 56-leaf record held by another Japanese gardener.
Cyclist comfort: Robin Macan, an Australian engineer, envisioned a more comfortable bike seat. So he created the VabsRider, the first-ever virtual axis bicycle saddle. He brought the idea to the Inventors Association of Australia, and it took off. This innovative design features two sides that move independently, and redistribute pressure to minimize discomfort. The seat’s unique split design rotates around the hip joints, transferring pressure from the sit bones to the femurs. This ensures an evenly distributed load, and prevents soreness. The adjustable saddle also allows for customization in height positions, as well as in the saddle’s angle and width.
Rolex reunion: In Shropshire, England, James Steele’s Rolex watch, lost in a field in the 1970s, has been unexpectedly found. Originally lost when the strap broke, Steele believed a cow had swallowed it, ending his search. Decades later, metal detectorist Liam King discovered the watch on Steele’s farm. Despite the watch’s face changing colour and half the bracelet missing, it remained unrusted. Steele, who had immediately bought a replacement after losing the watch, was thrilled by its return. He praised King for his honesty, acknowledging that it easily could have been kept. Steele plans to save the Rolex as a sentimental memento, accepting that restoring it would be too costly.
“Life begets life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.” - Sarah Bernhardt
“Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.”
- Czech proverb
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
November is Fall Prevention Month: Did you know in BC, 1 in 3 older adults fall each year? You can take steps to reduce your risk & improve your safety. Check out www.shorturl.at/Y5WvM for more info.
Craft Night at Cobblestone Pub: Held Monday, November 18, 7-9pm at 3566 Holland Ave, Cobble Hill. Kick off the season by making a live Christmas wreath or swag that will last all season long. An evening filled with creativity, connection & laughter. No experience necessary. For tickets: theoriginalcraftnight.ca
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild next meeting is Wed., Nov. 20, 1:30pm & 6:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo.
Moonlight Madness Night Market: Held November 21, 4-8:30pm at 644 Memorial Ave., Qualicum. Shops open late, lighting of the Christmas tree, carollers, live music, hot beverages, festive food & an outdoor market.
3rd Annual Festive Night: Presented by Alberni Valley Museum on Thursday, Nov. 21, 6-9pm. Shop wares presentation at 6:30pm, 10% off regular priced items, Christmas card writing & letters to Santa, craft, hot chocolate, sweets. Free admission. 4255 Wallace St., 250-720-2863.
Nanaimo Hospital Auxiliary Quilt & Craft Sale: Held Thurs., Nov. 22, 10am-2pm, NRGH Lobby, Nanaimo. Assorted Quilts, many knitted/sewn items available. All hand made with care. Proceeds benefit our hospital.
Merry Maker’s Craft Fair: Held Friday, November 22, 2-7pm; Saturday, November 23, 10am-5pm & Sunday, November 24, 11am-4pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Branch 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni.
Nanaimo Yacht Club, Annual Craft Fair: Held Sat., Nov. 23 & 24, 10am-4pm, 400 Newcastle Ave. Free Parking in NYC lot. Raffles. All proceeds to local Food Bank.
26th Annual Nanaimo Artwalk: Featuring over 50 artists in 16 venues & free shuttle service. Held Sat., Nov. 23, 10am-4pm & Sun., Nov. 24, 12-4pm. Downtown Nanaimo, Victoria Crescent, Old City Quarter. For more info: NanaimoArtsCouncil.ca or email: jenaya@nanaimoartscouncil.ca
Christmas Bazaar: Held Saturday, November 23, 1-4pm, Trinity United Church, 6011 Doumont Rd., Nanaimo. Baking, crafts, white elephant table, tea room and more.
Village Voices of Qualicum Beach Concert: Saturday, November 23, 2:30pm at Christian Fellowship Centre, 825 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Tickets at the door: $20.
Christmas Festival at Lake Cowichan Country Grocer on Sunday, Nov. 24, 4-8pm. Santa parade starts at 5pm, free Santa photos to follow parade, Christmas market, vendors, free kids crafts & more.
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Thursday November 28th, 1:30 - 3:30pm at Oliver Woods Community Centre, 6000 Oliver Road, Nanaimo. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Old Fashioned Xmas Craft Sale: Friday Nov 29 & Saturday Nov 30, 9:00am - 4:00 pm at BC Seniors & Pensioners Hall, 2465 Labieux Rd. Nanaimo. Lots of home made crafts, baking, quilting, jewelry, White Elephant, etc. Admission is FREE (donation for Food Bank)
Metaphysical Psychic & Wellness Fair: Held Saturday, Nov. 30, 10am-4pm at Knox, 345 Pym St., Parksville. Free admission, free draw for door prizes. Over 50 vendors, healers, readers, crystals. Free 15min sound bath. Speakers every hour. Info: 250-228-1009.
6th Annual Rock & Gem Show: Hosted by the Parksville & District Rock & Gem Club on Nov. 30, 9:30am-4:30pm & Dec. 1, 9:30am-4pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre, 747 Jones St. Qualicum. Admission $4 Children 12 & under free with adult.
Advent Event: Held on Nov 30, 1pm at Trinity United Church, 6011 Doumont Rd., Nanaimo. Fun for all ages with crafts & afternoon tea. Make a family Advent wreath.
‘Christmas Treasures’: Performed by Oceanside Concert Choir on Dec. 1, 2:30pm at Knox United Church, Parksville. Tix at the door. For more info: www.oceanside-music.ca
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Christmas Craft Market: Held Sat., Nov. 30 & Sun., Dec. 1, 10am-3pm. Handcrafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo.
Christmas Baking Available Now: Each box (priced at $12) contains 14 delicious cookies & squares. To preorder, contact Anglican Parish of St. Peter’s at 250-746-6262 or admin@stpeterduncan.ca Preorders taken until Dec. 5.
Coombs Country Christmas Market: Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs, on Dec 7, 10am-3pm. Entry by donation, food truck, door prizes & more.
‘Glory Is A Coming!’: Craig Bay Choristers present their Christmas Concert at Knox Church, Parksville on Sat., Dec. 7, 3pm. Tickets $20 (12 & under free) from Fireside Books, Parksville or email: cbchoirconcerts@gmail.com
Timbre! Choir - Sing A Merry Christmas: Held Sunday, December 8, 2:30pm at ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets available on line at Eventbrite, from choir members, at our vendors & at the door. Adults & seniors $25; children & students under 18, $5. Info: www.timbrechoir.ca
Sail Past 2024: Held at Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, December 15, 5-7:30pm. 1st prize, $1000; 2nd prize, $750; 3rd prize, $500. Hot cocoa, hot dogs, live music, carolling, visit with Santa, fireworks & firepit. Awards at 8pm at Blue Marlin.
Photos With Santa! Come to the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni on Dec. 16, 17 & 23, 1-3pm & Dec. 22, 5-7pm. Also, join us for a radio style of reading a Christmas Carol on Dec. 23, 7:30pm. Entry by donation.
Non-Profit Fair Trade Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo at Woodgrove Centre, Nanaimo until Dec. 24. Gifts, baskets, coffee, tea & slippers. Visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Central Vancouver Island Multicultural Society wants to hear from residents about equity, diversity and inclusion in Nanaimo. To learn more and complete the survey, visit: cvims.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Hair is a component of the integumentary, digestive, or circulatory system?
2. “Verdant” comes from the Old French word for what?
3. The capital city of Tanzania is Dodoma - T/F?
4. A group of rhinos is called a _____.
5. Ziggy Stardust was the alter ego of Elton John, John Lennon, or David Bowie?
2. “Verdant” comes from the Old French word for what?
3. The capital city of Tanzania is Dodoma - T/F?
4. A group of rhinos is called a _____.
5. Ziggy Stardust was the alter ego of Elton John, John Lennon, or David Bowie?
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At midweek, you may receive important information. Closely examine it for what to incorporate into your spiritual worldview. This may change how you see yourself. Lucky numbers: 16, 19, 29, 31, 42, 48.
One Taurus strength is to put your head down and plow the fields, so seeds can be planted. This week, try to lift your eyes to the horizon and see the bigger picture. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 14, 23, 24, 38.
You may have grand plans in your mind this week. Try to separate which parts are achievable. In time, the rest may be feasible, but might need more development first. Lucky numbers: 10, 20, 33, 37, 45, 46.
At the beginning of the week, your emotions may be heightened. Relief should come shortly but, in the meantime, examining the basis of those feelings may be helpful. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 29, 31, 35, 45.
At midweek, you may find that attracting other people to your plans could become easier. Just be sure to work so that the outcome is a win for everyone involved. Lucky numbers: 16, 17, 22, 29, 37, 41.
The energy is beginning to favour forward progress, after months of stagnation. Your hard work & attention to details could begin to bear fruit again in the coming months. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 13, 20, 22, 29.
Fairness and justice in human affairs can be an important theme for Libras. Look for an opportunity this week to apply these principles in the wider world. Lucky numbers: 2, 17, 18, 23, 28, 38.
Because of their deep intuitive insights, Scorpios sometimes have difficulty maintaining an optimistic outlook. Now may be a good time to seek opportunities to do so. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 8, 13, 20, 36.
Your birthday month encourages you to set new goals. If you developed plans at this time last year, how well did they work and what do you want to continue now? Lucky numbers: 1, 12, 16, 21, 27, 46.
If you run into a stalemate with others, try taking a step back. Showing empathy to their views on the current matter might help both of you break through the obstacles. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 15, 18, 19, 41.
Pluto has been inching close to Aquarius since last year. Now it will be in your sign for the next 20 years, presenting you with major opportunities for transformation. Lucky numbers: 18, 28, 39, 41, 45, 47.
Is there a creative project that is close to your heart that you haven’t been able to achieve yet? This may be a good week to begin it or to advance what you’ve started. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 27, 36, 38, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Body signals: Neurotransmitters are chemicals that send signals across synapses to neurons, glands, and muscles, controlling functions like heartbeat and breathing. There are over 100 types, from simple amino acids to complex molecules.
Desert eyes: Have you ever gazed into a camel’s eyes? Their long, curly lashes not only captivate but also protect against sand. Camels even have a third eyelid to shield their eyes during desert storms, letting them see clearly.
Desert eyes: Have you ever gazed into a camel’s eyes? Their long, curly lashes not only captivate but also protect against sand. Camels even have a third eyelid to shield their eyes during desert storms, letting them see clearly.
Scrabble master: New Zealander Nigel Richards astounded the world by winning the French-language Scrabble World Championship without speaking French. His secret? Memorizing the entire French Scrabble dictionary.
Dog danger: Chocolate poses a threat to dogs due to theobromine and caffeine, which dogs can’t efficiently metabolize. These substances can increase heart rate and cause health issues. Dark chocolate contains even higher levels of the chemicals.
Salty secrets: Ever wonder why the ocean is salty? Ancient volcanic gases and eroded material from rivers and shorelines create a stable mix of ions, causing saltiness. Lakes, by contrast, are often replenished by rainwater, keeping their salinity low.
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Science teacher: “What is the difference between electricity and lightning?” Student: “We don’t have to pay for lightning.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara is another work day.
Race car drivers are often hungry because they skip brake fast.
Why was the fir tree sad? He pined for the other tree the moment he cedar.
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