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June 5 - 11, 2023
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Video haven: Making videos for social media platforms has become quite prevalent, but perhaps nowhere as much as in a small village called Tulsi in Chhattisgarh State, India. With a population of about 3,000, more than one-third of Tulsi’s residents are in the business of making and posting their very own videos. A few years ago, friends Gyanendra Shukla and Jai Verma quit their jobs to make videos. In no time, they were making good money from their endeavours, and many of their neighbours decided to give it a try, too. Videos from the village cover topics like music, education, do-it-yourself information, and even original dramas. Maybe one day a village star will reach the big screen.
Taking offense: For a while, motorists in Spain’s Balearic Islands may have had a way out of their traffic infractions. There was a man whom they could call and, for a charge, he would take the blame for strangers’ violations. That kept their driving records unblemished. Before getting caught, the unnamed man had “helped” almost 100 people. Authorities eventually caught on when they realized the man had admitted to two different driving offenses in one day, but those offenses had happened too far apart for him to have been in both places. They also noticed that his licence had been suspended long ago because he had collected so many demerits for other people’s violations.
Bright road lines: Those traveling on a one-kilometre (3,281-ft.) stretch of road in the Australian state of Victoria may have thought they’d come upon a science fiction movie set. That’s because the route was the test site for a new kind of highway line that glows in the dark. For the markings, an Australian company called Tarmack Linemarking used a photoluminescent coating, which stores the sun’s light and then emits it at night. The new substance worked well, with the lines being quite visible for night drivers, making travel safer. The only drawback of the “photo-luminescent delineation treatment,” as it’s called, is that after overcast days, the lines may lose their “glow.”
Going barefoot: A young man from Cambridge, England, doesn’t like wearing shoes, and he has proven as much by throwing away all of his footwear. Since 2021, George Woodville has been going barefoot all the time, and he does not care what the weather is like, saying his feet get used to being both hot and cold. He’s run into a few problems along the way, such as grocery store owners kicking him out due to his dirty feet. However, Woodville is more than willing to dunk his feet into a pail of water to tidy them up for fussy merchants. Some people must love the idea because he has many followers on his multiple social media platforms.
“Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.” - Proverb
“Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door.” - Brooke Shields
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
Community Flower & Garden Show: Sat., June 3, 9am-2pm, Cobble Hill Hall, 3550 Watson Ave. Shop, dine & learn. Held by Mill Bay Garden Club.
Knox Presents ‘The Clapton Chronicles with Big Awesome Entertainment’, Sat., June 3, 7:30pm. Tix $30 & available through Eventbrite or Close To You Boutique & Fireside Books in Parksville.
Gordon Bramford Canadian Dirt Tour: Held Sunday, June 4, 6:30pm to 10:30pm at The Kinsmen Community Centre, 4102 Hollywood St. Special guest Teigen Gayse.
Gabriola Giant Book Sale: Saturday, June 3 & Sunday, June 4, 10am-4pm at Gabriola Community Hall, 2200 South Road,Gabriola Island. Gabriola Friends of the Library.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: Thursday, June 8, 2pm at St Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Special demonstration: ‘Succulents in Floral Design’, presented by Irene Brooks. Guests welcome, $5. Info: mifaclub2000@gmail.com or Joanne 250-757-8969.
Material Magic Quilt Show: Presented by Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild on June 9 & 10, 10am-5pm at Nanaimo Curling Centre. 300+ quilts on display, vendors, draws, raffle, boutique & café. $10/adults & $5/students.
Summer-Berry Tea & Quilt Display: Held at St. John the Baptist Anglican Church, 486 Jubilee St., Duncan on Saturday, June 10, 1-3pm. Tickets Limited: $20/adult & $10/child (up to 12 yrs). Proceeds support ‘Nourish Cowichan’. For information, call 250.748.9712.
Toys Toiletries & Toques are collecting baby essentials (diapers, baby food, baby wipes, onsies, as well as toilet paper & sanitary products) from June 3rd to June 30th. Donation locations are: Speedy Glass on Chaster Rd., Legion Br 134 & Hair at 60 Queens Studio.
Spring Lunch, Bake Sale & Bazaar: Sat., June 10, 12-2pm at
St Philip-by-the-Sea Church, 7113 Lantzville Rd. Baking & take-away
sandwiches to purchase & a bazaar. Info: www.stphiliplantzville.ca
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Luke Welch, piano. June 11, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $25/$10. Reserved: $20. Phone: 250-748-8383.
‘The Starlight Pops Choir, Back To The ‘80s!’ Presented by Knox on Sunday, June 11, 2:30pm. Tickets are $25 each & available online through Eventbrite or at Fireside Books & Close To You Boutique in Parksville. Featuring music from Bette Midler, Toto, Elton John, Queen, The B-52s, Van Halen, Tears For Fears, Billy Joel, Survivor & more! Also featuring the Starlight Pops Combo.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club General Meeting: Tues., June 13, 7:30pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre. Guest Speaker: Linda Derkach discusses hotter, drier, wetter: Garden sense for a changing climate.
Port Alberni Newcomers June 2023 Social Meet Up: Brought to you by Neighborhood Welcome & Ironworks Cafe on June 14, 11am-noon at 5262 Argyle Street. Join in the fun!
Cowichan Valley Bluegrass Festival 2023: Held Friday, June 16, thru Sunday, June 18 at Laketown Ranch Music & Recreation Park in Youbou. Highlighting Grammy Award-winning musician John Reischman. A great event for all Bluegrass lovers!
Solstice Arts Festival: Held at the Harbour Quay, Port Alberni on Saturday, June 17, 11am-6pm. Come to celebrate art, music & community. We are also seeking artists & musicians. To register, please contact the Grove Art Gallery at 250-724-3412.
All About Fathers Open Market: Sunday June 18th, 11am - 4pm at RC Br. 211, Bowser. 7095 Island Hwy West. See display ad for more info or call: 250-884-0500
Fathers Day in the Park: Held at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo on June 18, 11am-1:30pm. Sponsored by the Mens Center. Join us for lunch & fun for the kids.
4th Annual Aging Well Expo 2023: Fri., June 23, 10am-3pm, Cowichan Community Center, Multipurpose Hall, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission, 6 workshops, 40+ booths, door prizes.
vc@volunteercowichan.bc.ca
Free Swim! Nanaimo Lion’s Club invites you to swim free every Saturday at 1-2:30pm from now until June 24, at the Nanaimo Aquatic Center.
Moving? Spring Cleaning? Downsizing? NanGo Grannies are collecting clean, unused fabric (min 1/2 metre) & yarn for their Sept. 16 fabric sale held at The Nanaimo Curling Club. Arrange pick up or drop off, 250-753-3371 or 250-756-2429.
Prom Closet provides formal wear that has been gently pre-worn, at no cost to students graduating from any high school on the Island. Students must be graduating & attending a formal event. Appointments are in Nanaimo & required. For info email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, Nanaimo in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club: Retired or nearly retired? Come join us at Arbutus Ridge Golf Club, Mt. Baker Room. First Tues of each month, 10:30am. Visit cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or 250-710-7467.
Want to Volunteer with a Great Group while benefiting your local Hospital. Contact: info@nrghauxiliary.ca or 250-585-0409.
Volunteer with Local Seniors: Give a listening ear & friendly smile while helping improve care for seniors. Learn more at:
www.surveybcseniors.org/volunteer or email Emily at:
ejurek@providencehealth.bc.ca
1. This fleshy tissue hangs down near the back of the mouth.
2. A _____ is a wheel with a rope, cord, cable, chain, or belt on its rim.
3. Waitangi Day celebrates what country’s founding document?
4. How many Stanley Cups have the Edmonton Oilers won?
5. How long is the gestation period for an elephant?
2. A _____ is a wheel with a rope, cord, cable, chain, or belt on its rim.
3. Waitangi Day celebrates what country’s founding document?
4. How many Stanley Cups have the Edmonton Oilers won?
5. How long is the gestation period for an elephant?
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ou are more than halfway through an eight-year cycle where old wounds resurface in order to be healed. This week may be good for obtaining information that can help. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 23, 32, 34, 39.
An unexpected opportunity could suddenly appear this week, and you might be more open to seeing it than you usually would be. You may want to examine it carefully before deciding. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 19, 22, 38, 47.
Gemini is one of the signs that is good at picking up information from the ethereal realm. Your ability to do so could be heightened over the next few weeks. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 16, 19, 23, 29.
Your emotions and thoughts may be out of sync early in the week. Wait a few days and this could improve. Meanwhile, you might want to postpone any important decisions. Lucky numbers: 16, 19, 33, 36, 38, 47.
Your focus for the next few months may be on romance. This period might provide an opportunity, but seeing the other person clearly, including their values, is important. Lucky numbers: 29, 32, 37, 41, 43, 46.
Your typically stable emotional nature may be out of sorts at the end of the week. This might be an opportunity to stretch your comfort zone and explore your intuition. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 12, 15, 24, 41.
If you are having difficulty communicating with someone, now may be a good time to resolve the situation. However, you might need to be the first one to reach out. Lucky numbers: 12, 17, 23, 28, 33, 47.
Are your intuitive abilities not working properly now? Consider where you could adjust your thought processes to accommodate new forms of information and data. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 12, 16, 26, 35.
You may find that others are putting obstacles in the way of something you want. Rather than fighting this, perhaps consider changes you might want to make. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 18, 21, 37, 39.
Your insecurities may surface this week and encourage you to focus obsessively on a particular situation. Breathe deeply and wait it out, rather than immediately responding. Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 21, 29, 38, 43.
The detached energy that makes Aquarius a fine humanitarian can create distance in personal relationships. Now may be a good time to be aware of and positively address this. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 21, 30, 40, 44.
You may receive a wave of information from your unconscious now. Try not to let yourself be overwhelmed by it. Instead, see how it can help guide you on your path. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 18, 19, 25, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 9.
City of blue: The city of Jodhpur in Rajasthan, India, is full of blue-coloured houses. Called Brahmin blue, the calming colour has been found to repel mosquitos and keep houses cooler.
Rocky outcrop: The Farallon Islands lie about 27 miles (43 km) off the coast of San Francisco, California (U.S.). Indigenous peoples called them Islands of the Dead. The series of steep cliffs provide refuge for birds and other wildlife.
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Tiny creature: The bumblebee bat (Craseonycteris thonglongyai) of Thailand and Myanmar is the smallest bat in the world. Also known as Kitti’s hog-nosed bat, these wee creatures are smaller than a thumb and weigh only about 2 grams (0.07 oz.).
Pop royalty: Madonna, known as “The Queen of Pop,” is a versatile musician and songwriter whose many songs have topped the charts over the years. She was born Madonna Louise Ciccone in 1958 in the U.S. state of Michigan.
Clean teeth: An expensive alternative to grocery store toothpaste is Theodent 300. Costing $100 (USD) or more per tube, it contains a trademarked ingredient derived from cacao that is supposed to strengthen enamel.
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Ernie: “Are you a light sleeper?”
Bernie: “No, I like to sleep in the dark.”
Bernie: “No, I like to sleep in the dark.”
Why did the circus performer get tired? He was juggling two jobs.
Sign in a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to come out and play?
A persistent banker kept bothering me. He wouldn’t leave me a loan.
Trivia Answers: 1. Uvula 2. Pulley 3. New Zealand 4. Five 5. 22 months
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May 29 - June 4, 2023
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Adopted piglet: Last fall, a German farmer was tickled pink to discover that a baby wild boar had found a new family in his herd of cattle. Friedrich Stapel, of Brevoerde in the central part of the country, thinks the piglet got separated from her own family after crossing a river. Nicknamed “Frida,” the wee adopted animal likes to follow the cows around the field, and the whole herd seems to have accepted her presence. She even munches on grass next to her new family members. Not wanting to leave her alone, Stapel planned to keep Frida over the winter, placing her in a barn with some of the mother cows.
Dating method: Ed Chapman was looking for love, but couldn’t find it through traditional methods, such as dating apps or trying to meet someone through his friendship circles. So the young man from Leeds, England, tried a more eye-catching approach: he rented a billboard on a major highway for a week. The billboard featured a photo of Chapman, the words “Date Me,” and an email where interested parties could reach him. On the first day the billboard went up, Chapman received a request for a date, and received numerous others in the weeks following. The next step was to go on a few dates and see if a like-minded person clicked with this enterprising young fellow!
Lost boys: The ending was the happiest one that any family could have imagined. Two young brothers, ages 6 and 8, were found alive in the Amazon jungle after being lost for almost a month. Glauco and Gleison Ferreira had been out bird catching near Manicoré in Brazil’s Amazonas state. When they didn’t come home, hundreds of area people joined emergency service workers to search for the pair. The boys’ parents did not give up hope, and even after authorities called off the search due to rainy conditions, locals continued to look. Finally, a log cutter found them. While malnourished, both were fine, to the joy and relief of their parents.
Not too smart: If someone is on a police “wanted” list, it may be best to stay away from police stations. However, a criminal in South Africa’s Mpumalanga province didn’t consider this advice. For over seven years, Thomas Ngcobo, a delivery driver, was a wanted man because he had stolen computer products by taking packages to different addresses than what were indicated on the delivery slips. No one noticed until his manager did an invoice check on a missing item. Somehow Ngcobo managed to stay hidden from authorities, at least until he applied for a job as a police officer. When he entered a station to check on his resume, he was detained.
“There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.” - Jane Austen
“Celebrate what you’ve accomplished, but raise the bara little higher each time you succeed.” - Mia Hamm
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
The Bradley Centre’s 100 Mile Fleece & Fibre Fair: Sunday, May 28, 9:30am-3pm, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Free entry, food trucks, door prizes & more!
Vesna Ukrainian Dancer’s Year End Concert: Sunday, May 28, 2pm at Malaspina Theatre (VIU campus). Tickets available at the door or from any Vesna dancer. Prices: 13-adult,$15; under 12, $10; 5 & under, free. Also taking donations to go towards Ukrainian refugees in the Nanaimo area.
Knox Presents ‘The Leading Ladies Little Big Band’: An all-female, 10-piece jazz band based out of Vancouver will perform Sunday, May 28, 7pm. Tickets are $25 & available through Eventbrite, Fireside Books & Close To You Boutique in Parksville.
TOPS BC Is Hosting an Open House: May 29, 10-11am at Grace United Church, Coombs. Taking Off Pounds Sensibly.
Community Flower & Garden Show: Sat., June 3, 9am-2pm, Cobble Hill Hall, 3550 Watson Ave. Shop, dine & learn. Held by Mill Bay Garden Club.
Knox Presents ‘The Clapton Chronicles with Big Awesome Entertainment’, Sat., June 3, 7:30pm. Tix $30 & available through Eventbrite or Close To You Boutique & Fireside Books in Parksville.
Gordon Bramford Canadian Dirt Tour: Held Sunday, June 4, 6:30pm to 10:30pm at The Kinsmen Community Centre, 4102 Hollywood St. Special guest Teigen Gayse.
Gabriola Giant Book Sale: Saturday, June 3 & Sunday, June 4, 10am-4pm at Gabriola Community Hall, 2200 South Road,Gabriola Island. Gabriola Friends of the Library.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: Friday, June 9, 2pm at St Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Special demonstration: ‘Succulents in Floral Design’, presented by Irene Brooks. Guests welcome, $5. Info: mifaclub2000@gmail.com or Joanne 250-757-8969.
Material Magic Quilt Show: Presented by Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild on June 9 & 10, 10am-5pm at Nanaimo Curling Centre. 300+ quilts on display, vendors, draws, raffle, boutique & café. $10/adults & $5/students.
Summer-Berry Tea & Quilt Display: Held at St. John the Baptist Anglican Church, 486 Jubilee St., Duncan on Saturday, June 10, 1-3pm. Tickets Limited: $20/adult & $10/child (up to 12 yrs). Proceeds support ‘Nourish Cowichan’. For information, call 250.748.9712.
Toys Toiletries & Toques are collecting baby essentials (diapers, baby food, baby wipes, onsies, as well as toilet paper & sanitary products) from June 3rd to June 30th. Donation locations are: Speedy Glass on Chaster Rd., Legion Br 134 & Hair at 60 Queens Studio.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Luke Welch, piano. June 11, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $25/$10. Reserved: $20. Phone: 250-748-8383.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club General Meeting: Tues., June 13, 7:30pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre. Guest Speaker: Linda Derkach discusses hotter, drier, wetter: Garden sense for a changing climate.
Port Alberni Newcomers June 2023 Social Meet Up: Brought to you by Neighborhood Welcome & Ironworks Cafe on June 14, 11am-noon at 5262 Argyle Street. Join in the fun!
Cowichan Valley Bluegrass Festival 2023: Held Friday, June 16, thru Sunday, June 18 at Laketown Ranch Music & Recreation Park in Youbou. Highlighting Grammy Award-winning musician John Reischman. A great event for all Bluegrass lovers!
Solstice Arts Festival: Held at the Harbour Quay, Port Alberni on Saturday, June 17, 11am-6pm. Come to celebrate art, music & community. We are also seeking artists & musicians. To register, please contact the Grove Art Gallery at 250-724-3412.
Nanaimo Family History Society Meeting: Monday, June 19, 7pm. Mali Bain of Nanaimo, shares her insights from publishing her own book & helping others publish their family histories. Attend in person at Beban Park Social Centre, 2300 Bowen Rd, Nanaimo or remotely via Zoom. More info at nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership/
4th Annual Aging Well Expo 2023: Fri., June 23, 10am-3pm, Cowichan Community Center, Multipurpose Hall, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission, 6 workshops, 40+ booths, door prizes.
vc@volunteercowichan.bc.ca
Free Swim! Nanaimo Lion’s Club invites you to swim free every Saturday at 1-2:30pm from now until June 24, at the Nanaimo Aquatic Center.
Moving? Spring Cleaning? Downsizing? NanGo Grannies are collecting clean, unused fabric (min 1/2 metre) & yarn for their Sept. 16 fabric sale held at The Nanaimo Curling Club. Arrange pick up or drop off, 250-753-3371 or 250-756-2429.
Prom Closet provides formal wear that has been gently pre-worn, at no cost to students graduating from any high school on the Island. Students must be graduating & attending a formal event. Appointments are in Nanaimo & required. For info email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, Nanaimo in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club: Retired or nearly retired? Come join us at Arbutus Ridge Golf Club, Mt. Baker Room. First Tues of each month, 10:30am. Visit cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or 250-710-7467.
Want to Volunteer with a Great Group while benefiting your local Hospital. Contact: info@nrghauxiliary.ca or 250-585-0409.
Volunteer with Local Seniors: Give a listening ear & friendly smile while helping improve care for seniors. Learn more at:
www.surveybcseniors.org/volunteer or email Emily at:
ejurek@providencehealth.bc.ca
1. Which country won the first soccer World Cup in 1930?
2. CCLXXIX is the Roman numeral for _____.
3. Nicolas Appert invented a sterilization and sealing process for what?
4. “No lemon, no melon” is an example of what kind of phrase?
5. This is a person who makes arrows.
2. CCLXXIX is the Roman numeral for _____.
3. Nicolas Appert invented a sterilization and sealing process for what?
4. “No lemon, no melon” is an example of what kind of phrase?
5. This is a person who makes arrows.
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Information about an old issue may emerge from your unconscious mind. If you focus clearly, this may provide an emotional healing opportunity for you or others. Be open to change. Lucky numbers: 15, 26, 30, 37, 42, 48.
You may receive a sudden, unusual insight that could help resolve an issue in your life. You might need to move quickly, though, to successfully take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 17, 24, 34, 35.
Geminis can sometimes be exhausted by their busy minds. The energy now is heightening this dynamic. Try to find a healthy stress reliever to quiet the chattering monkey in your head. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 12, 18, 20, 41.
You may have an opportunity now to bring more optimism, enthusiasm, or joy into your life. However, this might require an adjustment for you to expand those qualities in your personality. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 18, 30, 33, 36.
You might have a chance to be successful at an endeavour that could make your heart happy and help fulfill your life purpose. You may need to consciously reach for this potential. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 17, 27, 38, 42.
Big and bold is not Virgo’s usual style. Right now, though, you may find an opportunity to manifest those qualities. How do you want to use this energy? Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 17, 23, 43, 45.
Your natural charm and diplomacy may be on display at the beginning of the week. If you want to impress others whose help you need, now could be your time to shine. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 16, 18, 29, 41.
At midweek, you may find your sensitive radar is pinged and you become overwhelmed by the emotions of others. If you can, retreating for a few days may help. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 17, 24, 33, 47.
If you look back over the last six months, what projects should be continued, and which should be completed? Now may also be a good time to plan new activities. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 5, 14, 16, 38.
Capricorn’s focus on structure may make it difficult to believe in something beyond mundane reality. Now may be a good time to focus on adopting a higher philosophy or belief system. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 16, 30, 32, 38.
Aquarians can have lofty evolutionary goals for themselves and humanity. If you’re feeling discouraged by a lack of progress, the energy now may help restore your flagging faith. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 13, 18, 23, 38.
Is there a situation in your life that isn’t working? Perhaps an adjustment in your viewpoint would give you the enthusiasm you need to keep working to resolve it. Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 15, 19, 26, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Pen name: George Orwell (1903-1950), whose literary works include the well-known novels Animal Farm and Nineteen Eighty-four, was born Eric Arthur Blair. George Orwell was his pen name.
Eclectic flavours: In the province of Nova Scotia, Canada, people love their locally made “moon mist” ice cream. Its flavour has three unique parts: grape, banana, and bubble gum. The tri-colour treat is purple, yellow, and light blue.
Activist model: Canadian model Winnie Harlow has a skin disease called vitiligo, in which areas of the skin lack pigment. She is an activist for equality and diversity in the modeling industry.
Skilled skier: Hermann Maier, a downhill ski racer from Austria, had a spectacular crash during an Olympic race in 1998. He emerged nearly unscathed and even won gold medals in other events a few days later.
Major heist: One of the largest bank robberies in the world was the 2006 Securitas Depot robbery in Tonbridge, Kent, England. Thieves stole £53 million in cash. Authorities eventually caught some of the perpetrators.
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The “old woman who lived in a shoe” wasn’t the sole owner. There were strings attached.
Dit: “I see your arm is in a sling.”
Dot: “Yes, I get all the breaks.”What do golfers wear at the links? Tee-shirts.
Borrowing trouble from the future doesn’t deplete the supply.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Rupert. Rupert who? Rupert your left foot in, Rupert your left foot out.
Trivia Answers: 1. Uruguay 2. 279 3. Canning food 4. Palindrome
5. Fletcher
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Lucky man: For more than three decades, a Swiss man named Julio has been enjoying long nature walks, and while doing so, he looks for four-leaf clovers. Many cultures believe that four-leaf clovers bring good luck, and if that is true, Julio must be a very lucky person indeed! He has found thousands of them, and has even added five-, six-, and seven-leaf versions to his massive collection, which has been laminated. The first time he found a four-leaf clover, he was nine years old and with his grandfather, a memory that is especially nostalgic for him.
Cheat sheets: Some students cheat on exams by passing notes, but a few years ago one student at Spain’s University of Malaga took the art of cheating a few steps further: he used a needle attached to a mechanical pencil to etch about a dozen ordinary pens with tiny printing that contained information to help him pass a law exam. Professor Yolanda de Lucchi confiscated the pens and put them in her desk, where she recently found them again. Upon studying the pens, she realized the seized “cheat sheets” really were works of art, not to mention examples of extreme diligence on the part of the cheater.
High ATM: People can find automatic teller machines (ATMs) in many places around the world. However, coming across such technology high in the mountains at a border-crossing route between Pakistan and China might be a surprise. But such a thing exists at the Khunjerab Pass in Pakistan’s Gilgit-Baltistan province, at an elevation of 4,693 metres (15,400 ft.). Belonging to the National Bank of Pakistan, it’s been there since 2016 and uses solar and wind power. To keep the machine full of cash, a bank employee must travel through dangerous mountains. The machine is mostly used by locals, border guards, and a few travellers who like to pose next to it for photos.
Device preservation: Once it becomes obsolete, giving up a well-loved cell phone or other electronic device might be a sad thing to endure for some people. Lin Xi, an entrepreneur from China’s Shandong Province, decided to help those folks out. She learned how to take apart the devices and creatively combine the pieces into framed works of art that can become part of a home’s decor. She started by making art with her own old electronic items, and then she advertised. It didn’t take long for her to develop a long list of clients, some with first-generation mobile phones from decades ago and others with newly outdated iPhones.
“In darkness, you only need to see just as far as your headlights extend. As long as you keep going, it is enough.” - Alexandra Bracken
“Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.” - Ella Fitzgerald
“Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.” - Ella Fitzgerald
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
Traditional Fiddle Family Barn Dance: Friday, May 26, 7–9pm, Cedar Community Hall. $10/ person at door. Ages 2 – 92 No experience necessary. Info: 250-268-6064 or nanaimofiddlesociety.square.site
Free Swim! Nanaimo Lion’s Club invites you to swim free every Saturday at 1-2:30pm from now until June 24, at the Nanaimo Aquatic Center.
Fix-Up Factory is a Youth 20/20 Can initiative in partnership with the Vancouver Island Regional Library to promote repair vs. disposal to be held Sat., May 27, 10:30am-4pm at 90 Commercial St. Bring your broken item & our volunteer ‘fixers’ will try to show you how to fix it.
Black Ty Gala returns to Echo Community Centre, Port Alberni, Saturday, May 27. Music, live & silent auctions, a delicious dinner catered by the Starboard Grill & more! Tickets $150 (eligible for a $60 tax receipt). Get yours online: www.albernihospice.ca/events/black-ty-gala or pick them up at the AV Hospice Office, 2579 10th Ave., or at Jim’s Clothes Closet, 4716 Johnston Rd in Port Alberni.
The Bradley Centre’s 100 Mile Fleece & Fibre Fair: Sunday, May 28, 9:30am-3pm, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Free entry, food trucks, door prizes & more!
Vesna Ukrainian Dancer’s Year End Concert: Sunday, May 28, 2pm at Malaspina Theatre (VIU campus). Tickets available at the door or from any Vesna dancer. Prices: 13-adult,$15; under 12, $10; 5 & under, free. Also taking donations to go towards Ukrainian refugees in the Nanaimo area.
Knox Presents ‘The Leading Ladies Little Big Band’: An all-female, 10-piece jazz band based out of Vancouver will perform Sunday, May 28, 7pm. Tickets are $25 & available through Eventbrite, Fireside Books & Close To You Boutique in Parksville.
TOPS BC Is Hosting an Open House: May 29, 10-11am at Grace United Church, Coombs. Taking Off Pounds Sensibly.
Community Flower & Garden Show: Sat., June 3, 9am-2pm, Cobble Hill Hall, 3550 Watson Ave. Shop, dine & learn. Held by Mill Bay Garden Club.
Gordon Bramford Canadian Dirt Tour: Held Sunday, June 4, 6:30pm to 10:30pm at The Kinsmen Community Centre, 4102 Hollywood St. Special guest Teigen Gayse.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: Friday, June 9, 2pm at St Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Special demonstration: ‘Succulents in Floral Design’, presented by Irene Brooks. Guests welcome, $5. Info: mifaclub2000@gmail.com or Joanne 250-757-8969.
Material Magic Quilt Show: Presented by Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild on June 9 & 10, 10am-5pm at Nanaimo Curling Centre. 300+ quilts on display, vendors, draws, raffle, boutique & café. $10/adults & $5/students.
Toys Toiletries & Toques are collecting baby essentials (diapers, baby food, baby wipes, onsies, as well as toilet paper & sanitary products) from June 3rd to June 30th. Donation locations are: Speedy Glass on Chaster Rd., Legion Br 134 & Hair at 60 Queens Studio.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Luke Welch, piano. June 11, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $25/$10. Reserved: $20. Phone: 250-748-8383.
Cowichan Valley Bluegrass Festival 2023: Held Friday, June 16, thru Sunday, June 18 at Laketown Ranch Music & Recreation Park in Youbou. Highlighting Grammy Award-winning musician John Reischman. A great event for all Bluegrass lovers!
Solstice Arts Festival: Held at the Harbour Quay, Port Alberni on Saturday, June 17, 11am-6pm. Come to celebrate art, music & community. We are also seeking artists & musicians. To register, please contact the Grove Art Gallery at 250-724-3412.
4th Annual Aging Well Expo 2023: Fri., June 23, 10am-3pm, Cowichan Community Center, Multipurpose Hall, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission, 6 workshops, 40+ booths, door prizes.
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Moving? Spring Cleaning? Downsizing? NanGo Grannies are collecting clean, unused fabric (min 1/2 metre) & yarn for their Sept. 16 fabric sale held at The Nanaimo Curling Club. Arrange pick up or drop off, 250-753-3371 or 250-756-2429.
Prom Closet provides formal wear that has been gently pre-worn, at no cost to students graduating from any high school on the Island. Students must be graduating & attending a formal event. Appointments are in Nanaimo & required. For info email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, Nanaimo in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club: Retired or nearly retired? Come join us at Arbutus Ridge Golf Club, Mt. Baker Room. First Tues of each month, 10:30am. Visit cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or 250-710-7467.
Want to Volunteer with a Great Group while benefiting your local Hospital. Contact: info@nrghauxiliary.ca or 250-585-0409.
Volunteer with Local Seniors: Give a listening ear & friendly smile while helping improve care for seniors. Learn more at:
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Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Held every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
1. A blacksmith who shoes horses is a _____.
2. Ski resorts Mount Mawson and Ben Lomond are in what Australian state?
3. The Colossus of Rhodes was a statue of what Greek god?
4. What city was Emily Carr born in?
5. The Laerdal Tunnel, longest in the world, is located in Japan, Iceland or Norway?
2. Ski resorts Mount Mawson and Ben Lomond are in what Australian state?
3. The Colossus of Rhodes was a statue of what Greek god?
4. What city was Emily Carr born in?
5. The Laerdal Tunnel, longest in the world, is located in Japan, Iceland or Norway?
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Are you sending mixed signals to, or receiving them from, your partner? When the two of you discuss the matter, be conscious of where an old wound may come into play again. Lucky numbers: 9, 20, 24, 32, 34, 38.
Taurus are typically conservative when making decisions. But the energy right now encourages you to stretch your comfort zone. Just don’t boomerang too far in the opposite direction. Lucky numbers: 2, 15, 22, 24, 29, 39.
Keep your eyes open for new opportunities. You may not recognize them because they’re different from those you might have pursued before, but it may be time for a change. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 16, 31, 33, 39.
Your emotions may be strong at the beginning of this week. While you might be tempted to retreat into your shell, you also could channel them into a positive endeavour. Lucky numbers: 11, 17, 23, 30, 37, 42.
Do you normally act from gut instinct? Now may be a good time to incorporate data into your process. You might find that this balance is more successful for you. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 17, 18, 26, 37.
Your practical, grounded nature is highlighted at the end of the week. This may be a good time to show others your work ethic and what you’re capable of accomplishing. Lucky numbers: 15, 22, 33, 34, 35, 37.
Is your love life undergoing a change right now? You may be tempted to keep the status quo, but try to examine what you need, then consider any necessary changes. Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 16, 37, 38, 40.
A karmic lesson may resurface for you, which isn’t a coincidence. If you can muster the courage to deal with it this time, you might not have to face it again. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 18, 29, 30, 31.
You may not be feeling your normally confident self. The next few weeks could be difficult, but you might find that you understand yourself better at the end of it. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 17, 21, 29, 43.
Capricorns can sometimes be more serious than necessary, both with themselves and with others. If this is you, there may be an opportunity to be more nurturing to yourself and to them. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 16, 21, 22, 23.
At midweek, you may find that your head and heart are out of sync on how to move forward with something. You might want to wait a few days before acting. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 11, 30, 40, 42.
Are there obstacles in your path right now? Rather than letting them discourage you, can you find a way to make changes that will allow you to leap over them? Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 23, 27, 30, 42.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Different sizes: The blanket octopus lives in tropical and subtropical waters around the world. The female can be up to 40,000 times larger than the male, and can lay as many as 100,000 tiny eggs.
Ancient tea: Used for centuries by Indigenous North Americans, cassina (or yaupon) is a tea made from holly. It is making a comeback in the U.S. With a complex, floral flavour, it’s related to South America’s holly-based yerba maté.
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Special day: Mother’s Day, which is reserved to commemorate mothers, was created by an American woman named Anna Jarvis in 1908. She later regretted the idea when, in her opinion, the day became overly commercialized.
Sweet treat: In the hills of West Bengal, India, in a town called Kalimpong, locals and tourists alike enjoy eating a delicacy called the Kalimpong lollipop. It looks a bit like a hotdog, but is made from condensed milk.
Bat cave: Devetàshka Cave, located in northern Bulgaria, is a beauty. Scientists believe that people used the cave as shelter for millennia. A bat sanctuary today, the 2-km (1.2-mi.) long cave has seven holes in the roof that let in light.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Weasel. Weasel who? Weasel while you work!
Where do you keep a wild squash? In the zoo-chini.
Ned: “I saw a doctor today about my poor memory.”
Ted: “What did he do?”
Ned: “Made me pay in advance.”
What happened when the giraffe wrote a book? It’s a long story.
On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your buddy tried to fix.”
Where do you keep a wild squash? In the zoo-chini.
Ned: “I saw a doctor today about my poor memory.”
Ted: “What did he do?”
Ned: “Made me pay in advance.”
What happened when the giraffe wrote a book? It’s a long story.
On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your buddy tried to fix.”
Trivia Answers:1. Farrier 2. Tasmania 3. Helios 4. Victoria, BC Canada
5. Norway
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Monkey land: In a village called Upla, in the Osmanabad district of India’s Maharashtra state, monkeys are so well respected that they have been given their own land. Along with a small population of humans, Upla has about 100 Rhesus macaques in residence. Some years ago, the village set aside 32 acres of land and put them in the name of all the monkeys. No one knows exactly how or when this came to be, but the townsfolk feed the monkeys and often include them in rituals. At weddings, for example, the monkeys are provided with presents before the rest of the festivities get started.
Cruising for life: “Super Mario” Salcedo of Miami, Florida (U.S.), would rather be on a cruise ship than on dry land. He seems to have gotten his wish because he’s managed to live for over 23 years on luxury liners, after retiring at age 47. During a stressful career as a financier, he travelled quite a bit. He had managed to save enough to continually live on a ship, and now enjoys the scenery instead of worrying about work. Salcedo doesn’t hang out with other tourists, but keeps to himself and does light finance work for private clients. This lifestyle is possible, in part, because the perpetual cruiser isn’t married and doesn’t have children.
Playful paint job: When he was a kid, Sam Cox’s parents never told him he couldn’t draw on walls. Good thing, because now the artist from Kent, England, who is in his late 20s, has covered his own house, inside and out, in doodles. After beginning in his bedroom, Cox has doodled, from floor to ceiling, all the other bedrooms, bathrooms, hallways, and kitchen, as well as the exterior. He used many cans of white paint, black spray paint, black drawing paint, and pens to achieve the monochrome, comic book look. Known as Mr. Doodle, Cox uses his love of this artistic style to make paintings, which have sold for high prices at auctions.
Canine passenger: Eclipse was a beloved black Lab-Bullmastiff mix in Seattle, Washington (U.S.), who enjoyed riding the bus all by herself. The smart canine would get on the bus near the home of her owner, Jeff Young, and get off a few stops later at the dog park. It started by accident in 2015, when she boarded without Young one day, and she continued until she passed away in October 2022 at age 10. Regular passengers miss the gentle animal, who would nap with her head on someone’s lap. She always knew her stop, and the driver would let her out. The bus company even made a music video about her.
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should have done with your life.’” - George Clooney
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
The Sparkle Tour: Held Friday, May 19 at Duncan Eagles Hall. 2 fabulous shows, (7pm & 9:30pm) of female impersonators. Tix $20, cash only Gibby’s, Red Arrow Brewery, Cowichan Sunshine Emporium & Industry Salon & Spa.
Annual High Tea & Fashion Show: Saturday, May 20, 1pm At Old Age Pensioner Hall, 2465 Labieux Rd. To purchase $15 tickets, call 250-585-5748 or 250-591-0551.
Traditional Fiddle Family Barn Dance: Friday, May 26, 7–9pm, Cedar Community Hall. $10/ person at door. Ages 2 – 92 No experience necessary. Info: 250-268-6064 or nanaimofiddlesociety.square.site
Free Swim! Nanaimo Lion’s Club invites you to swim free every Saturday at 1-2:30pm from now until June 24, at the Nanaimo Aquatic Center.
Black Ty Gala returns to Echo Community Centre, Port Alberni, Saturday, May 27. Music, live & silent auctions, a delicious dinner catered by the Starboard Grill & more! Tickets $150 (eligible for a $60 tax receipt). Get yours online: www.albernihospice.ca/events/black-ty-gala or pick them up at the AV Hospice Office, 2579 10th Ave., or at Jim’s Clothes Closet, 4716 Johnston Rd in Port Alberni.
The Bradley Centre’s 100 Mile Fleece & Fibre Fair: Sunday, May 28, 9:30am-3pm, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Free entry, food trucks, door prizes & more!
TOPS BC Is Hosting an Open House: May 29, 10-11am at Grace United Church, Coombs. Taking Off Pounds Sensibly.
Community Flower & Garden Show: Sat., June 3, 9am-2pm, Cobble Hill Hall, 3550 Watson Ave. Shop, dine & learn. Held by Mill Bay Garden Club.
4th Annual Aging Well Expo 2023: Fri., June 23, 10am-3pm, Cowichan Community Center, Multipurpose Hall, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission, 6 workshops, 40+ booths, door prizes.
vc@volunteercowichan.bc.ca
Moving? Spring Cleaning? Downsizing? NanGo Grannies are collecting clean, unused fabric (min 1/2 metre) & yarn for their Sept. 16 fabric sale held at The Nanaimo Curling Club. Arrange pick up or drop off, 250-753-3371 or 250-756-2429.
Prom Closet provides formal wear that has been gently pre-worn, at no cost to students graduating from any high school on the Island. Students must be graduating & attending a formal event. Appointments are in Nanaimo & required. For info email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, Nanaimo in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club: Retired or nearly retired? Come join us at Arbutus Ridge Golf Club, Mt. Baker Room. First Tues of each month, 10:30am. Visit cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or 250-710-7467.
Want to Volunteer with a Great Group while benefiting your local Hospital. Contact: info@nrghauxiliary.ca or 250-585-0409.
Volunteer with Local Seniors: Give a listening ear & friendly smile while helping improve care for seniors. Learn more at:
www.surveybcseniors.org/volunteer or email Emily at:
ejurek@providencehealth.bc.ca
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Held every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
Free Technology Training Workshops: We help seniors work with
everything computers, smart phones, tablets, safety, privacy, files,
photos & email management. Oceanside area. Email: tlc@sd69.bc.ca or
call: 250-947-8258.
1. The newspaper Bild is published in what country?
2. _____, an involuntary muscle contraction, moves food through the digestive system.
3. When was the Vienna Boys Choir created?
4. What playwright group included Christopher Marlowe in the 1580s?
5. Vitreous humour can be found in human eyeballs, jellyfish, or comedy clubs?
2. _____, an involuntary muscle contraction, moves food through the digestive system.
3. When was the Vienna Boys Choir created?
4. What playwright group included Christopher Marlowe in the 1580s?
5. Vitreous humour can be found in human eyeballs, jellyfish, or comedy clubs?
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You may be ambitious and eager to fulfill your goals right now. Success might be possible, but it is important to avoid arguments and not to alienate others in the process. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 22, 29, 32, 37.
This week holds a monthly reset moment. A number of opportunities for success may be available to you right now. Examine them carefully before deciding which is best. Lucky numbers: 13, 18, 19, 22, 30, 35.
Your birth month is a good time to evaluate what you did and didn’t achieve over the past year. Then you can plan any necessary changes for your new year. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 16, 20, 42, 47.
Cancers often prefer to retreat into their shells rather than engage with others in difficult conversations. However, if you are open, you may find an opportunity to do just that. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 18, 28, 46, 48.
Others may be intrigued by your enthusiasm right now, and they might want to assist in your endeavours. Try to be sure that the outcome is a win-win for everyone. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 28, 35, 38, 46.
Virgos can have a perfectionist streak that sometimes encourages you to be hard on yourself and others. Opportunities may exist right now to be more nurturing, if you reach for them. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 16, 23, 37, 45.
Libras often overlook their needs to keep things flowing smoothly in their relationships. Be careful now about being passive-aggressive with others. You may want to try having an honest conversation instead. Lucky numbers: 12, 21, 28, 30, 42, 47.
Your intuitive nature can be painful to deal with at times. Find resources that can be helpful to you, like a conversation with a friend or even a simple walk in nature. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 28, 44, 47, 48.
Your mind and feelings may be out of sync at the end of the week. If you can find a compromise, do so, or wait a few days before acting. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 13, 14, 33, 47.
Capricorns generally look for solid research and facts in their decision making. Now, though, an adjustment in your view may allow you to use more intuitive information in the process. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 29, 32, 38, 43.
You may be undergoing a long period of self transformation, which might be in a difficult phase right now. Try to go with the flow, rather than fighting the process. Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 21, 23, 25, 39.
Your intuitive, empathetic nature may be at its best now. Look for opportunities to work on endeavours that could encourage others to help themselves, rather than relying on you. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 24, 32, 42, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 30.
Perfect pitch: People with perfect, or “absolute,” pitch can identify a musical note when they hear it, or can sing it without any other note as a guide. Whether people are born with this talent or can learn it is a subject of debate.
Hot lake: Waimangu Volcanic Valley is an area of hydrothermal activity on New Zealand’s North Island. Temperatures in the valley’s shallow “Frying Pan Lake” range from 50°-60° C (122°-140° F), too hot for swimming or soaking.
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Great opera: Opera lovers all over the world have seen Madame Butterfly, written by Italian Giacomo Puccini. The opera was first presented at the Teatro alla Scala (La Scala) in Milan, Italy, on February 17, 1904.
Riding together: The first U.S. club for recreational bicycle riders, called the Boston Bicycle Club, was formed in 1878. Other cities followed suit, with clubs soon forming in Buffalo, NY, and New York City.
Scary stories: Prolific American author Stephen King wrote stories for magazines before getting his big break for his novel Carrie, published in 1974. Soon afterward came The Shining, The Stand, and The Dead Zone, plus numerous others in the ensuing years.
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When do kings worry the most? When the reign stops.
Doctor: “I think you are suffering from hypochondria.”
Patient: “No, not that, too?”How did the book talk to its friends? By text.
Trivia Answers: 1. Germany 2. Peristalsis 3. 1498 4. University Wits
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Cold apartment: No one would dispute that the weather in Singapore gets really hot, but few would say that nine air conditioners are necessary in a four-room apartment. That is how many of the units a man named Huang installed in his small flat. The apartment got so chilly that several neighbours complained, saying their units were damp and moldy. The inhabitant in the flat above, named Liu, had excessive condensation on his cold floors. Huang said he needed the cool air due to a health condition, but Lui’s floor was often wet because of it. They compromised, with Huang agreeing to shorten how long he ran his air conditioners and to only use two at night.
Lost, but found again: Misplacing an item of clothing can be annoying. Did you leave it at a friend’s or relative’s house, or maybe in the bottom of a suitcase that you put away after a trip? Losing the blue-and-white dress that Judy Garland wore in the 1939 movie The Wizard of Oz must have been a whole other matter. In the 1970s, the dress was donated to the drama department at Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C. (U.S.). But soon after, no one could find it. During recent renovations, a drama department lecturer noticed a garbage bag atop the faculty mailboxes. Inside was a shoebox containing the missing dress.
Bottle houses: Robert Bezeau knows that plastic bottles are a huge threat to the environment. So he collected tens of thousands of these discarded items and used them to build a little community. Called Plastic Bottle Village, it is located in the province of Bocas del Toro in Panama. Originally from Canada, Bezeau did not complete the feat himself; he asked local folks to help. The structures are made by filling metal cages with bottles, and then attaching the cages together. One bottle building, the four-story Castle Inspiration, can be booked for overnight stays. The whole idea of the project is to reuse plastic to prevent it from ending up in a landfill.
Slow but sure: Australia holds an annual ultra-marathon during which competitors run from Sydney to Melbourne. At 875 kilometres (543.7 mi.) long and taking as long as five days to complete, that event is not for the faint of heart. Needless to say, competitors are usually young and in excellent physical condition. That is, except for the inaugural event in 1983, which was won by Cliff Young, a 61-year-old potato farmer. He completed the whole race wearing his work boots and overalls. His gait was a slow but sure shuffle, and he didn’t stop. He died a hero in 2003 at age 81, and by then had raised money for charitable causes by participating in other endurance events.
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“Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children, play is serious learning. Play is really the work of childhood.” - Fred Rogers
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
Ladysmith Golf Club Annual General Meeting: Sunday May 7, 2pm at 380 Davis Road, Ladysmith. Everyone welcome. Info 250-245-7313 or www.LadysmithGolfClub.ca
Qualicum Beach Garden Club General Meeting: Tues., May 9, 7:30pm at Qualicum Beach Civic Centre. Topic: Gardening for Native Bees, an introduction to the diversity of native bees in BC.
Mid Island Flora Art Club Meeting: ‘Hogarth Curve & Bring a design’, May 11, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way Qualicum Beach. Info: mifaclub2000@gmail.com or Joanne 250-757-8969.
Harbour City Singers Spring Concert: Thur., May 11, 1:30-3:30pm at Cedar Community Hall, 2388 Cedar Rd. Gershwin to Beatles, songs for everyone. Admission $5 at door.
Gigantic Book Sale! Mark your calendars for Friday, May 12, 6-9pm & Saturday, May 13, 9am-3pm at the Alberni Athletic Hall, Port Alberni.
Nanaimo Pottery Co-op’s Annual Spring Show & Sale: Friday, May 12, 10am-7pm & Saturday, May 13, 10am-6pm at Country Club Mall.
Brechin’s Bargains Sale: Held Sat., May 13, 9am-1pm at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estavan Rd. No early birds please.
Nanaimo Wellness & Spirit Fair: Held at Cavallotti Hall, 2060 E Wellington Rd on May 13, 10am-5pm.
Echo Players Presents ‘Mary’s Wedding’: By Stephen Massicotte & directed by Kelly Barnum. Now until May 14 at Village Theatre, 110 W 2nd Ave. QB. 250-752-3522. www.EchoPlayers.ca
The Art of Nurturing Nature Youth Arts Exhibition: Adam Walker, MLA community office, Qualicum Beach, May 1-13. Mon-Fri, 9:30-1, 2-4; Sat-Sun, 11-3. Info: moraninthemoon@gmail.com
All About Mothers Open Market & Plant Sale: Sun., May 14, 11am - 4pm at RC Br. 211, Bowser, 7095 Island Hwy West. Live music, local vendors, & more. Call or Text code ‘FSM’ to 250-884-0500 to reserve your free Mother’s Day gift.
2nd Annual Sport & Recreation Fair: Saturday, May 13, 11am-3pm at the Cowichan Sportplex, Duncan. A fun outdoor festival-like environment for all ages. Prizes, food trucks, mascots & more.
Nanaimo Theatre Group presents ‘The Half-Life of Marie Curie’,
now until May 13, at the Bailey Studio, 2373 Rosstown Rd. Tickets $24
at nanaimotheatregroup.ca or 250-758-7224.
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: May 12 & 13, 10am-5pm at the Crofton Seniors Centre, 1507 Joan Ave., Crofton.
First Open Heart Society, Mid Island Chapter meet Sat., May 13, 1:30-3pm, 4235 Departure Bay Rd. Info: Elaine, 250-753-1915.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Grisha Krivchenia, piano. May 14, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $25/$10. Reserved $20. Info: 250-748-8383.
The Sparkle Tour: Held Friday, May 19 at Duncan Eagles Hall. 2 fabulous shows, (7pm & 9:30pm) of female impersonators. Tix $20, cash only Gibby’s, Red Arrow Brewery, Cowichan Sunshine Emporium & Industry Salon & Spa.
Annual High Tea & Fashion Show: Saturday, May 20, 1pm At Old Age Pensioner Hall, 2465 Labieux Rd. To purchase $15 tickets, call 250-585-5748 or 250-591-0551.
Black Ty Gala returns to Echo Community Centre, Port Alberni, Saturday, May 27. Music, live & silent auctions, a delicious dinner catered by the Starboard Grill & more! Tickets $150 (eligible for a $60 tax receipt). Get yours online: www.albernihospice.ca/events/black-ty-gala or pick them up at the AV Hospice Office, 2579 10th Ave., or at Jim’s Clothes Closet, 4716 Johnston Rd in Port Alberni.
Community Flower & Garden Show: Sat., June 3, 9am-2pm, Cobble Hill Hall, 3550 Watson Ave. Shop, dine & learn. Held by Mill Bay Garden Club.
4th Annual Aging Well Expo 2023: Fri., June 23, 10am-3pm, Cowichan Community Center, Multipurpose Hall, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission, 6 workshops, 40+ booths, door prizes.
vc@volunteercowichan.bc.ca
Moving? Spring Cleaning? Downsizing? NanGo Grannies are collecting clean, unused fabric (min 1/2 metre) & yarn for their Sept. 16 fabric sale held at The Nanaimo Curling Club. Arrange pick up or drop off, 250-753-3371 or 250-756-2429.
Prom Closet provides formal wear that has been gently pre-worn, at no cost to students graduating from any high school on the Island. Students must be graduating & attending a formal event. Appointments are in Nanaimo & required. For info email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, Nanaimo in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
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1. What is the national flower of England?
2. Maasai Mara National Reserve is located in this country.
3. What is the largest island in Canada?
4. Who is the author of Bleak House?
5. In Canada, this canal runs between Lake Ontario and Lake Erie.
2. Maasai Mara National Reserve is located in this country.
3. What is the largest island in Canada?
4. Who is the author of Bleak House?
5. In Canada, this canal runs between Lake Ontario and Lake Erie.
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Unusual and unexpected experiences may recently have been the norm for you. The chaos might begin to fade, but perhaps you should wait a couple of weeks before taking any major actions. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 10, 13, 16, 28.
Have you recently felt stymied, unable to make progress on your goals? Hang on a little while longer. The obstacles may start to become easier and your efforts could move forward. Lucky numbers: 9, 15, 21, 37, 39, 45.
Have there been communication difficulties in a relationship over the last month? Now there may be potential for improvement, if you are conscious about reconciling differences between you. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 24, 33, 36, 37.
Your mind and feelings may be out of sync at the end of the week. Because of this, you might want to avoid any impulsive decisions by waiting a few days. Lucky numbers: 16, 17, 22, 27, 28, 35.
Virgos like to approach life with a practical attitude, and that generally works for you. However, if you come upon an intuitive insight now, you may want to follow it. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 23, 25, 36, 44.
What does the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow mean to you? Perhaps now is the time to pursue it, as the astrological energies are in your favour. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 9, 18, 22, 47.
Communicating with others can be tricky for Scorpios, given your ability to see deeply into them. Recently this dynamic may have been worse, but the situation could begin to slowly improve. Lucky numbers: 13, 22, 25, 32, 33, 48.
Your career and legacy may be on your mind right now. This might be a good time for such a focus, and to unearth a new opportunity in this regard. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 11, 14, 28, 33.
You may be feeling especially serious at the beginning of the week. Perhaps consider lightening the mood, for yourself and others. Your relationship with them may improve. Lucky numbers: 10, 35, 37, 43, 44, 46.
Aquarius has a natural talent for resonating with the ethereal realm around us. At midweek, you may find this ability particularly strong and that intuitive information comes easily. Lucky numbers: 11, 14, 19, 29, 37, 45.
At the end of the week, you may feel as if you are being pulled in two different directions. Consider how you can balance your intuition with more mundane skills. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 15, 17, 22, 45.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Uncountable: The sun that shines on Earth every day is estimated to be one of 100 to 400 billion, or more, stars in the Milky Way galaxy. With millions of other galaxies, the suns in the universe are uncountable.
Car problems: The Ford Edsel was a car model that was short-lived. First produced in 1957, it was discontinued after only a couple of years because of a national recession, quality issues, and an appearance that people didn’t like.
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Man vs. machine: In 1996, chess player Garry Kasparov played against “Deep Blue,” a computer. In a six-game match, Kasparov lost one, tied two, and won three. In 1997, he played an upgraded Deep Blue, which was proclaimed the winner.
Active volcano: Erta Ale is a continuously active volcano in a remote area of northeastern Ethiopia. It is only 613 metres (2,011 ft.) high, and has the unusual phenomenon of a lava lake that has been active for many decades.
Tasty fruit: The Purén white strawberry comes from Contulmo and Purén, two towns in Chile. Rather than the usual red, this rare and expensive strawberry is pale white and tastes a bit like pineapple. Another white strawberry grows in Japan.
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