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May 11 - 17, 2026
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
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Shoe surprise: Deep in a mountain cave in Spain, scientists inspecting an abandoned bearded vulture nest uncovered an unexpected find: a 650-year-old sandal woven from grass and twigs. Protected from wind and sunlight, the ancient artifact remained almost perfectly preserved alongside animal bones, feathers, and handmade tools. Researchers believe the birds unknowingly collected these human-made objects while gathering materials for their nests. Over time, new layers of twigs and debris built up, turning the site into a timeline of natural and human history. The discovery adds to what scientists know about how vultures interact with their surroundings and the traces they leave behind.
Marsh refuge: Just beyond the busy streets of Boston, Massachusetts (U.S.), lies Belle Isle Marsh Reservation, a rare stretch of salt marsh that shelters over 270 different bird species. Surrounded by city neighbourhoods, this protected habitat serves as both a wildlife sanctuary and a natural barrier against flooding and coastal erosion. Along its trails, visitors can spot everything from migrating flocks to species listed under a conservation watch. The marsh also cools the urban air and provides open green space in an area once dominated by industry. Decades ago, community efforts stopped it from being developed, preserving a reminder of Boston’s coastal past. It remains one of the city’s most ecologically important places.
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Vinyl illusion: Designer Drew Tetz is turning vinyl records into living artwork using the optical magic of zoetropes. His process blends design, physics, and music, with each record patterned so that when it spins under a strobe light or is filmed by a camera, the images appear to move. What began as creative experimentation has evolved into collaborations with major artists, combining modern tools with techniques rooted in 19th-century animation. Each piece transforms album visuals into motion, syncing rhythm and art in one continuous loop. By merging geometry with imagination, Tetz demonstrates how physical media can still surprise the digital age, turning sound and vision into an experience that feels entirely new.
Royal discovery: Deep within the forests of Belize, archaeologists have revealed a burial chamber believed to belong to an early ruler of the Mayan city of Caracol. Part of an ancient civilization known for its temples, writing, and complex trade networks, the Maya once thrived across Central America. Hidden beneath an older tomb, the site contained carved jade pieces, ornate ceramics, and a distinctive mask that point to immense wealth and ceremonial power. The discovery highlights the city’s prominence and its ties to distant regions, including parts of central Mexico where similar artifacts have been found. The find offers new insight into the influence of early Maya leaders.
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Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
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Parksville Spring Home Show: Everything for your home under one roof. Held May 8, 1-6pm; May 9, 9:30am-5:30pm; May 10, 10am-4pm. Oceanside Place Arena, 830 West Island Hwy. Free admission. Visit: www.HomeShowTime.com
The ADSS Theatre Society presents S.E. Hinton’s ‘The Outsiders’ in three performances, Friday, May 8, 7pm & Saturday, May 9, 1pm & 7pm at the ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets are available online at Cur.8.com (search ADSS).
Nanaimo Pottery Coop Spring Sale: Sat., May 8 & Sun., May 9 at Country Club Centre, Nanaimo.
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Held May 8 & 9, 10am -4pm at Crofton Seniors Centre. 1507 Joan Ave. Original art, jewelry & pottery.
Annual Truss Show & Plant Sale: Hosted by Nanaimo Rhododendron Society at Centennial Building, Beban Park, May 9, 10am-2pm.
Nanoose Library Centre’s Spring Fundraiser: Annual plant sale & mixed vendor market held at 2489 Nanoose Rd., Sat., May 9, 9am-1pm.
Treasures in the Trunk: Held inside & out at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Sat. May 9, 10am-1pm. Supporting the women’s group of St. Andrew’s.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Spring Arts & Crafts Market: Sat., May 9, 10am-3pm. Handcrafted items & more. 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo.
Thrift Market: Held at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo, on May 9, 9am -1pm. Many wonderful deals on gently used items. Cash only.
Spring Fling: Held at Sylvan United Church, 985 Shawnigan Mill Bay Rd., Sat. May 9, 9am-1pm. Baking, clothing, plants & more.
Extreme Clutter Presentation: May 11, 1pm, at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Road, Coombs. Free public presentation.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: May 14, 1pm at St Mark’s Church hall 138 Hoylake Rd W. Visitors welcome $6. Info: 250-757-8969.
Kaatza Spring Art Show: May 15, 1-7pm & May 16 & 17, 10am-4pm, Centennial Hall, Lake Cowichan, by Sport’s Arena. Original art, jewelry, cards, prints, calligraphy. Free admission.
Qualicum First Nation Culture Program Marketplace: Sat., May 16, 8am-3pmat Ballenas Secondary School, 135 Pym Street, Parksville. Over 35 vendors. Not all vendors take cards, bring some cash.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Held Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. For more information, visit: www.DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Spring Pop-up Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo, non-profit fair trade, at Country Club Centre (beside Jysk) until May 16.
Spring is in the Air Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Saturday May 23, 10am-4pm. Stroll, Shop, Eat and Soak up the Spring Vibes!
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Cowichan Spring Home Show: Green living expo Fri., May 22, 1-6pm; Sat., May 23, 9:30am-5:30pm; Sun., May 24, 10am-4pm, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. Free admission.
Nanaimo Gem & Mineral Show: Sat., May 23, 10am-5pm & Sun., May, 24, 10am-4pm, at Legion Hall, 1630 East Wellington Rd., Nanaimo. Free hourly draws. $4 cash admissions, kids free under 12.
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, May 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Deans Marine Annual Marine Swap N Shop: Held May 30. Do you have used marine stuff taking up space? Reserve your $45 spot now. All our proceeds go to local SARS. Call or text Karen 250-748-0829.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser, May 30, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St. Tables $25. Contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
100 Mile Fleece & Fibre Fair: May 31, 9:30am-3pm, at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Entry by donation to support Bradley Centre’s charitable programming.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
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1. In Norse mythology, what tool did Thor wield?
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
2. Are pangolin scales made of stones, keratin, or calcium?
3. How many legs does a bee have?
4. Eagles, hawks, and owls are all considered _____.
5. This visual art form uses various small pieces set closely together.
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The minor planet Chiron represents how healing your old wounds can help others. Now it is leaving an eight-year stay in Aries. What have you learned? Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 12, 13, 14, 38.
This week’s new moon offers a chance to set intentions for what you want to manifest. Consider communicating your goals to those who may help you achieve them. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 16, 34, 35, 43.
As the week progresses, think carefully before you speak. If you plan to disrupt the status quo, be sure you are clear about your objective for doing so. Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 14, 17, 25, 44.
Do you have a project that could benefit from an investment by others? Midweek may be a good time to make a pitch for it. Use a detailed and practical approach. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 14, 22, 25, 36.
Your natural enthusiasm may be heightened at the end of the week. Others may be open to your ideas now. But be careful not to promise more than you can deliver. Lucky numbers: 8, 23, 27, 34, 40, 45.
Service to one’s community is an important Virgo theme. Over the next year, you may feel motivated to review and make any needed changes in this regard. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 20, 29, 32, 38.
Libras can struggle with setting healthy boundaries. For the next year, your interactions may focus on finding the right balance of power among all involved. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 18, 27, 35, 47.
Scorpio is called a fixed zodiac sign. This pattern can include a tendency to dig in your heels on what you want. Be careful at midweek because a stalemate may result. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 6, 7, 13, 48.
You may find that your heart and mind are not in sync at week’s end. If you can’t find a compromise, try waiting a few days to make important decisions. Lucky numbers: 14, 34, 35, 37, 41, 46.
Capricorns often project a serious demeanour. But you may have a chance at week’s end to adjust your communication style to make it more dynamic and vibrant. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 15, 30, 34, 39.
Aquarius feels deeply about humanity’s evolution. At week’s end, the astrological energy may boost your ability to effectively communicate your vision to others. Lucky numbers: 11, 14, 28, 30, 34, 42.
The energetic environment this next year may encourage you to consider your service to others. Flexibility could help address challenges you may experience. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 16, 26, 37, 39.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Night walks: Charles Dickens battled insomnia by pacing the streets of London, finding story ideas along the way. At home, he even positioned his bed to face north, convinced it helped his creativity and restored some calm to restless nights.
Smooth style: In ancient Egypt, beauty often meant removing every bit of body hair, even from the scalp. Women used seashells as tweezers, rubbed pumice stones, or tried early wax made from bees and sugar to keep skin bare.
Pants pastime: The Finnish language has a word for drinking at home in your underwear. Called päntsdrunk, it’s viewed less as loneliness and more as a lighthearted ritual of comfort, showing how language can capture unique cultural habits.
Rainbow harvest: Each ear of Glass Gem corn reveals a mix of bright colours, from deep violet to soft gold, shining like beads of glass. What began as a farmer’s breeding project became one of the most eye-catching crops.
Tail power: When kangaroos walk, their tails don’t just help with balance, they help push the animal forward. Acting like an additional leg, the tail adds power and stability, letting kangaroos move in a way that’s different from other animals.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Howdy? Howdy who?
Howdy-locious are those cookies?
Why did the poet have to find a proper job? He realized rhyme doesn’t pay.
Ants have antennae, but shouldn’t they be called antlers?
Dad: “Son, why are you home from school early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could truthfully answer the question, ‘Who broke the window?’”
Before thimbles were invented, a lot of people got stuck without one.
Howdy-locious are those cookies?
Why did the poet have to find a proper job? He realized rhyme doesn’t pay.
Ants have antennae, but shouldn’t they be called antlers?
Dad: “Son, why are you home from school early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could truthfully answer the question, ‘Who broke the window?’”
Before thimbles were invented, a lot of people got stuck without one.
Trivia Answers: 1. Hammer 2. Keratin 3. Six 4. Birds of prey or raptors
5. Mosaic
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Lunar clue: A meteorite found in Africa is offering scientists rare insight into the moon’s hidden history. Researchers studying the sample say it helps bridge a missing chapter in knowledge about when the moon was last volcanically active. The rock appears to have formed deep beneath the surface from molten material that later solidified before being thrown into space by an impact. Its minerals suggest lingering warmth inside the moon long after scientists once believed activity had stopped. The find also hints at how energy moved through the lunar interior over time, shaping its surface and structure. Scientists hope it will guide future missions aimed at uncovering more about the moon’s evolving geological story.
Package protector: A stolen delivery prompted welder Brandon Mejia of Frederick, Maryland (U.S.), to build his own answer to package theft. Instead of purchasing an expensive or flimsy store-bought option, he used scrap materials and his metalworking tools to design a strong and practical secure container. The box’s mechanism allows couriers to freely drop parcels inside, but once the lid closes, it automatically locks and can only be opened with a unique code. He carefully painted the unit, reinforced all the welded seams, and made it heavy enough to deter thieves. Marked with delivery stickers, drivers immediately know to use it without confusion. Since installing it outside his home, every order has arrived safely and securely.
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Forest fight: Across Britain’s woodlands, ash trees are showing signs of a surprising recovery against a fungus that once threatened to wipe them out. The disease, known as ash dieback, devastated landscapes after spreading through Europe. But new generations of trees are sprouting with stronger natural resistance compared to their predecessors, offering fresh optimism to conservationists. Researchers studying their DNA found many small genetic changes, rather than a single mutation, working together to provide protection. This gradual process highlights natural selection at work, as seedlings endure exposure to the spores in their environment. For now, it seems the species may yet carve a future where it thrives again.
Echoed depths: In Abhaneri, India, stands Chand Baori, a vast stepwell long linked with chilling tales and unsettling folklore. Its stone flights plunge 13 levels, forming a geometric maze of thousands of steps that once guided people to cool water and hosted important social gatherings. Folklore claims the structure rose almost overnight, crafted by unseen spirits, with secret tunnels adding to its enduring mystery. At the floor, the air is cooler and the silence is heavy, broken only by faint echoes. Some visitors describe sudden shivers, strange noises, or even shadow-like phantoms. Both an engineering wonder and a source of legend, Chand Baori remains a place where awe meets unease.
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“The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity.” - Amelia Earhart
“Real generosity is doing something kind for someone who will never find out.” - Frank A. Clark
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Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
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Parksville Spring Home Show: Everything for your home under one roof. Held May 8, 1-6pm; May 9, 9:30am-5:30pm; May 10, 10am-4pm. Oceanside Place Arena, 830 West Island Hwy. Free admission. Visit: www.HomeShowTime.com
The ADSS Theatre Society presents S.E. Hinton’s ‘The Outsiders’ in three performances, Friday, May 8, 7pm & Saturday, May 9, 1pm & 7pm at the ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets are available online at Cur.8.com (search ADSS).
Nanaimo Pottery Coop Spring Sale: Sat., May 8 & Sun., May 9 at Country Club Centre, Nanaimo.
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Held May 8 & 9, 10am -4pm at Crofton Seniors Centre. 1507 Joan Ave. Original art, jewelry & pottery.
Annual Truss Show & Plant Sale: Hosted by Nanaimo Rhododendron Society at Centennial Building, Beban Park, May 9, 10am-2pm.
Nanoose Library Centre’s Spring Fundraiser: Annual plant sale & mixed vendor market held at 2489 Nanoose Rd., Sat., May 9, 9am-1pm.
Treasures in the Trunk: Held inside & out at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Sat. May 9, 10am-1pm. Supporting the women’s group of St. Andrew’s.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Spring Arts & Crafts Market: Sat., May 9, 10am-3pm. Handcrafted items & more. 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo.
Thrift Market: Held at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo, on May 9, 9am -1pm. Many wonderful deals on gently used items. Cash only.
Spring Fling: Held at Sylvan United Church, 985 Shawnigan Mill Bay Rd., Sat. May 9, 9am-1pm. Baking, clothing, plants & more.
Extreme Clutter Presentation: May 11, 1pm, at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Road, Coombs. Free public presentation.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: May 14, 1pm at St Mark’s Church hall 138 Hoylake Rd W. Visitors welcome $6. Info: 250-757-8969.
Qualicum First Nation Culture Program Marketplace: Sat., May 16, 8am-3pmat Ballenas Secondary School, 135 Pym Street, Parksville. Over 35 vendors. Not all vendors take cards, bring some cash.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Held Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. For more information, visit: www.DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Spring Pop-up Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo, non-profit fair trade, at Country Club Centre (beside Jysk) until May 16.
Spring is in the Air Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Saturday May 23, 10am-4pm. Stroll, Shop, Eat and Soak up the Spring Vibes!
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
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Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, May 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wed of each month, 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday until June 27.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What is the body of water between PEI and Nova Scotia?
2. This movie was based on the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
3. The barometric pressure rises at the centre of a hurricane - T/F?
4. Is the world’s tallest volcano in North America, South America, or Asia?
5. The natural sugar found in milk is called fructose, lactose, or sucrose?
2. This movie was based on the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
3. The barometric pressure rises at the centre of a hurricane - T/F?
4. Is the world’s tallest volcano in North America, South America, or Asia?
5. The natural sugar found in milk is called fructose, lactose, or sucrose?
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Early in the week, a subtle opportunity may come from a conversation, something you read, etc. Manifesting it might require balancing the spiritual and the mundane. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 26, 43, 44, 45
Taurus often think change is overrated. But if you feel conflicted about how to proceed, transformative change may be what you need. Don’t reject the possibility. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 17, 19, 43, 46.
The Gemini thirst for knowledge can leave you vulnerable to information overload. Consider acting on a possible end-of-the-week opportunity to slow down. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 11, 14, 27, 33.
Cancers are often reluctant to stray from what they know. But this week, you might have a chance to expand, either within yourself or in the outside world. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 29, 32, 47.
You may feel stalemated by what you want vs. your role in the wider community. You could find that focusing on progress in your world might be good for you, too. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 6, 15, 20, 45.
You may feel fuzzy and disoriented at week’s end. Instead of doubling down on your efforts, consider taking a break for a few days until this dynamic dissipates. Lucky numbers: 8, 18, 23, 28, 33, 41.
For Libras, the idea of evolution often focuses on progress within your close relationships. Right now you might feel a calling, however, to widen this scope. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 18, 31, 33, 45.
Scorpios can be disheartened about humanity’s potential because they intuitively see deeply into their fellow humans’ shadows. Despite this conflict, focus on hope. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 11, 14, 34, 40.
Believing in the inherent goodness of humanity is often part of a Sagittarius belief system. But you may be questioning that now. Strive to achieve a more balanced view. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 11, 17, 39, 45.
One Capricorn theme is building stable foundations and achieving concrete results. The energy early in the week supports you in accomplishing these endeavours. Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 13, 25, 35, 38.
In light of artificial intelligence, many people are questioning humanity’s next evolutionary steps. Those with Aquarius energy could help facilitate this discussion. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 19, 21, 23, 39.
At week’s end, you may want to meditate for a couple of days on your vision and daydreams. But wait until this period passes to figure out which ideas are viable. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 6, 29, 40, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Ear boost: Early hearing aids were nothing like today’s sleek devices. Centuries ago, they were carved from wood, later shifting to rubber, and eventually to electricity. Each step brought people closer to clearer sound and better communication.
Shopping sketches: Michelangelo once drew his grocery list because his servant couldn’t read. The list included simple items like bread, fish, and wine, but those quick sketches now are prized as a rare glimpse into the artist’s everyday life.
Painted past: The Parthenon in Athens, Greece, was once far more colourful than the pale ruins we see today. Its marble carvings and statues were decorated with bright paints and shining details. Centuries of weather have worn away their original brilliance.
Longevity gap: Across much of the animal kingdom, females outlive males. From lions to whales, the trend is clear, and humans are no exception. Biology plays a role, making longer female lifespans a near-universal pattern.
Flag first: Denmark’s flag, known as the Dannebrog, holds the record as the oldest national flag still in continuous use. Its simple white cross on a red background has represented the country for centuries, with little change to its design or meaning.
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Dogs go to obedience school, but cats go to kittygarden.
A man went to a hospital, riding a horse and covered in hay.
He’s now in stable condition.
Nurse: “Why are Mr. and Mrs. Number so happy?”
Doctor: “They are going to have a little one.”
What’s small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
A man went to a hospital, riding a horse and covered in hay.
He’s now in stable condition.
Nurse: “Why are Mr. and Mrs. Number so happy?”
Doctor: “They are going to have a little one.”
What’s small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
Trivia Answers: 1. Northumberland Strait 2. Blade Runner 3. False, lowers 4. South America 5. Lactose
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Sweet support: Locals in southern Florida (U.S.) rallied behind ice cream vendor Don Tomas after a short video captured him pushing his cart for miles under the hot sun. Without a truck or trailer, he’s spent years walking neighbourhood to neighbourhood, earning smiles and loyal customers along the way. When a passerby recorded his determination and shared it online, the clip quickly gained traction and inspired a fundraising campaign. More than $20,000 (USD) has been raised, helping Tomas secure better transportation and equipment for his rounds. Known for his upbeat attitude and tireless work ethic, he’s now locally recognized as an inspiring example of everyday perseverance.
Ancient voyage: A team of researchers from Japan and Taiwan recreated a prehistoric sea journey to understand how early people may have travelled between islands thousands of years ago. Using replicas of 30,000-year-old tools, they hollowed out a single cedar trunk to craft a canoe and paddled it from Taiwan to Yonaguni Island, Japan. The group relied on the sun, stars, and ocean swells for direction while navigating powerful currents in the East China Sea. The 140-mile (225 km) trip took nearly two days of continuous paddling. Their success suggests ancient travellers could have completed similar crossings, using skill and determination to explore new regions long before modern navigation existed.
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Canine hero: In Siyathi village, India, a young dog named Rocky became an unexpected hero when torrential rain triggered a sudden nighttime landslide. Sensing danger, he barked loudly until his owner woke up to find cracks forming in the wall and water seeping inside. The man quickly gathered his family and rushed out to alert others in the village. His urgent warnings allowed neighbours to escape before the slide destroyed multiple homes. Locals credit the dog’s sharp instincts and his owner’s quick response for preventing tragedy. Rocky was briefly trapped during the chaos, but later was safely rescued, earning lasting gratitude from the community he helped save.
Painted revival: In Stornara, a small town in southern Italy, faded walls have become canvases for renewal. Once nearly deserted, the community invited artists from around the world to fill its streets with vivid murals, turning empty storefronts and crumbling homes into works of art. What began as a local project led by artist Lino Lombardi has grown into an annual festival that now draws thousands of visitors each year. The colourful transformation has boosted tourism, opened new businesses, and even encouraged families to move back. Each mural reflects the town’s history and spirit in vivid detail. Today, Stornara is recognized as a model for how art can revive small communities.
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“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” - Galileo Galilei
“Follow that will and that way which experience confirms to be your own.” - Carl Jung
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‘Around a Protection Island Table’ Fundraiser: With cookbook author Thora Howell. Held at Flying Fish, 180 Commercial St., Sat. May 2, 1-2pm. All proceeds from cookbook sales will be donated to the Protection Island Lions Club.
All About the Garden Sale: Plants, veggie starts & garden related items on May 2, 9am-1pm, 525 Yambury Rd, QB.
20th Anniversary of Singing Song: ‘Celebrate the Music’ presented by Harbour City Singers Sat., May 2, 2:30pm at St Andrew’s United Church, 315 Fitzwilliam. Tix at door: Adults $20, Students $15, Children under 12 free.
Oceanside Grandmothers 3rd Annual Spring Fling: May 2, 9am–4pm, Nanoose Bay Library Hall, 2489 Nanoose Rd. Huge plant sale, baking, preserves, jams & jellies, sewing,crafts, jewellery & more.
Fundraiser Golf Tournament: Held May 2 at Arrowsmith Golf Club, 2250 Fowler Rd., Qualicum. Best ball & all funds go to KSS Dry Grad. Prizes, grab bags, silent auction, dinner included. Visit: www.kssgrads.online
Art Show ~ Reflection on Values: May 2 & 3, 11am-4pm at The Garden Studio, 87 Nicol St., Nanaimo below Arbutus Books.
‘Shadows From a Low Stone Wall’: Presented by ECHO Players at the Village Theatre in QB. Running now until May 3; Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sundays, 2pm. Tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Laszlo Mezo, cello; Derek Chiu, piano on May 3, 2pm at Sylvan United Church, Mill Bay. $30/$10 or reserved $25. Call 250-748-8383.
‘Take A Hike’ Choir Concert presented by South End Treblemakers (formerly Brenda’s Brats) on May 3, 3pm at The Hub, Cowichan Station. $20/$10 Phone 250-743-7866.
Celebrate with Rotary on May 5, 5:30-9:30pm at Branch 256 Legion. Dinner, smashing pinatas, dancing around an old hat & much more. Tickets $50. Call Jim 250-755-6903. 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo.
Parksville Spring Home Show: Everything for your home under one roof. Held May 8, 1-6pm; May 9, 9:30am-5:30pm; May 10, 10am-4pm. Oceanside Place Arena, 830 West Island Hwy. Free admission. Visit: www.HomeShowTime.com
The ADSS Theatre Society presents S.E. Hinton’s ‘The Outsiders’ in three performances, Friday, May 8, 7pm & Saturday, May 9, 1pm & 7pm at the ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets are available online at Cur.8.com (search ADSS).
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Held May 8 & 9, 10am -4pm at Crofton Seniors Centre. 1507 Joan Ave. Original art, jewelry & pottery.
Annual Truss Show & Plant Sale: Hosted by Nanaimo Rhododendron Society at Centennial Building, Beban Park, May 9, 10am-2pm.
Nanoose Library Centre’s Spring Fundraiser: Annual plant sale & mixed vendor market held at 2489 Nanoose Rd., Sat., May 9, 9am-1pm.
37th Annual Denman Island Pottery Studio Tour: Held Sat., May 16 & Sun., May 17, 10am-5pm. For more information, visit: www.DenmanIslandPotteryStudioTour.com
Spring Pop-up Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo, non-profit fair trade, at Country Club Centre (beside Jysk) until May 16.
Spring is in the Air Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Saturday May 23, 10am-4pm. Stroll, Shop, Eat and Soak up the Spring Vibes!
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, May 27, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wed of each month, 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday from April 11 to June 27.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The novel Phantom of the Opera was written by Jules Verne - T/F?
2. What is the longest river in the Czech Republic that flows to the north sea?
3. Which two chess pieces can’t move diagonally?
4. Are cats the only animal that purr?
5. This famous chef wrote the cookbook Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
2. What is the longest river in the Czech Republic that flows to the north sea?
3. Which two chess pieces can’t move diagonally?
4. Are cats the only animal that purr?
5. This famous chef wrote the cookbook Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
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Aries often juggle many projects, starting them quickly but not always completing them all. But an opportunity for endurance may be available to you at midweek. Lucky numbers: 1, 18, 21, 24, 32, 48.
You may seek to wrap something up at the end of the week. If needed, try to gently communicate this intention to others whose involvement you might need to succeed. Lucky numbers: 5, 14, 20, 22, 30, 45.
You might want to spend time talking to others about what you want to achieve. An unexpected person or opportunity may be able to aid you with your endeavour. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 13, 14, 33, 34.
If you are in an awkward situation with someone, communicating midweek may be easier. This might open an opportunity for you to succeed where you didn’t before. Lucky numbers: 7, 14, 20, 27, 34, 40.
Leos often like to keep things sunny, rather than looking at shadows. At midweek, this dynamic may create a conflict to face to successfully complete your endeavours. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 18, 30, 31, 42.
Virgos often are not good at showing off their ability to navigate and complete tasks. The end of this week may be a good time to highlight your talents to others. Lucky numbers: 2, 10, 28, 32, 33, 46.
Your Libra tact and diplomacy may be heightened early this week. If a situation needs resolution, now might be time for you to step up and negotiate between the parties. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 11, 14, 18, 35.
If you run into difficulty finishing a project at week’s end, think through recent conversations about it. A different approach to communication may ease the stalemate. Lucky numbers: 10, 17, 28, 36, 40, 45.
Your mind and emotions may be in sync for a few days at the end of the week. This might give a boost to achieving one of your goals, so try not to let it pass by. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 21, 23, 28, 32.
Are you having difficulty now completing a goal? This is unusual for ambitious Capricorns. It may help to do a deep dive into your psyche to find the cause. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 28, 35, 41, 45.
You may be presented with lots of options to achieve your goals. If you become overwhelmed trying to choose, look for the one that aligns with your values. Lucky numbers: 17, 19, 24, 26, 33, 43.
Intuitive Pisces can see information, but may have trouble communicating it to others. End-of-the-week energy could help evolve a more grounded presentation style. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 16, 24, 37, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 14.
Cookie craze: Girl Scout Cookies began as a part of simple bake sales and grew to a nationwide tradition. What started in one small community later expanded into a seasonal fundraiser, with new flavours, packaging, and online orders keeping the tradition alive.
Bet book: Dr. Seuss, the famous children’s author, once accepted a challenge to write a story using only 50 words. The result was Green Eggs and Ham, and from a playful bet came one of his most celebrated books.
Heart finger: In many Western traditions, a ring on the left ring finger signals marriage, rooted in the old belief that a vein ran from this finger to the heart. Over time, it came to symbolize love, stability, and lasting devotion.
Shakespearean chickens: The idea of calling cowards “chickens” can be traced to William Shakespeare, who used the image of frightened soldiers scattering like birds. From there, the term stuck and grew into phrases like “chicken-hearted.”
Shadow superstition: Groundhog Day began as a belief among settlers in Pennsylvania (U.S.) that the animal’s shadow could reveal the length of winter. A visible shadow meant more cold weeks ahead, while no shadow was taken as a sign of early spring.
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Why was the mushroom the hit of the party? Because he is a fungi.
People who buy books on lawncare become good weeders.
Diner: “Is there any stew on the menu?”
Waiter: “Yes, but I wiped it off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meghan. Meghan who? All these knock, knock jokes are meghan me irritated!
Ed’s parents have another son named Ed. Two Eds are better than one.
People who buy books on lawncare become good weeders.
Diner: “Is there any stew on the menu?”
Waiter: “Yes, but I wiped it off.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Meghan. Meghan who? All these knock, knock jokes are meghan me irritated!
Ed’s parents have another son named Ed. Two Eds are better than one.
Trivia Answers: 1. False, Gaston Leroux 2. Elbe 3. Rook and knight 4. No 5. Julia Childs
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Canine connection: In Denton, Texas (U.S.), mail carrier Ian Burke built an unexpected friendship with a lively dog called Floyd while working his delivery route. The friendly German Shepherd-Border Collie mix would rush to meet him each day, eager for attention and affection. Floyd’s owner, a Vietnam veteran who used a wheelchair, relied on him for help and companionship. After Burke was assigned a new route, their visits ended. Some time later, he learned Floyd’s owner had passed away and that the dog had been taken to a nearby shelter. Burke went straight there to adopt him, ensuring his old four-legged friend of a safe new home, and proving that dogs and mailmen can make the best of friends.
Beach artistry: Minister and sand sculptor Mark Lewis turns simple beach outings into works of art. Using only sand and basic tools, he builds remarkably realistic creations in Weymouth, England, from giant shoes to well-known film and cartoon figures. The hobby started years ago with his children and grew into a passion that draws crowds and inspires others to try it themselves. After learning professional sculpting methods, Lewis began shaping taller, more complex pieces that stand out along the shore until the tide washes them away. Each project is temporary by design, a fleeting display meant to bring joy to anyone who stumbles upon it. For him, the real reward is watching people pause, laugh, and take in the moment.
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Renewed hands: After receiving a rare double hand transplant that changed his life, Luka Kriszanac is rebuilding his independence in Zurich, Switzerland. As a child, a severe infection left him without hands, but years later, surgeons at a hospital in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (U.S.), made it possible for him to regain them. The operation involved carefully matching a donor with similar skin tone, bone structure, and blood type, followed by months of healing and therapy. Now, Kriszanac can hold everyday items, feel warmth and texture, and perform tasks once unimaginable. His recovery continues, but he views the result as nothing short of a miracle, and has a lasting bond with those who made it happen.
Book retreat: Travellers in Japan can stay at Book and Bed Tokyo, a hostel made for those who love getting lost in a good story. Guests sleep in compact pods built directly into bookshelves, surrounded by rows of novels and soft, warm light. Each pod includes basic comforts like bedding, a lamp, and a power outlet, creating a quiet space to peacefully unwind. The atmosphere is calm and hushed, much like a library, where guests naturally lower their voices. A shared lounge offers couches and cozy corners for reading or chatting with others. Away from Tokyo’s constant rush, this small haven invites visitors to slow down, open a book, and enjoy the simple pleasure of reading before bed.
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Cherry Point Artists Group Fine Art Show: Fri., April 24 & Sat., April 25, 10am-5pm at St Peters Church Hall, 5800 Church Rd., North Cowichan. Free admission.
Swing into Spring Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Sat., April 25, 10am-4pm. For more info: 250-927-2747.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., April 25, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
A Cappella Plus invites you to join them on April 25, 2:30pm at Knox United Church, 345 Pym St., Parksville and April 26, 7pm at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. They are in the mood for fun & frolic.
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, April 29, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Red Heart Breakfast Fundraiser for Volunteer Nanaimo April 29, 8:30–10:30am, Vancouver Island Conference Centre. Free breakfast to support Volunteer Nanaimo. By donation. Visit: volunteernanaimo.ca/donate
All About the Garden Sale: Plants, veggie starts & garden related items on May 2, 9am-1pm, 525 Yambury Rd, QB.
Fundraiser Golf Tournament: Held May 2 at Arrowsmith Golf Club, 2250 Fowler Rd., Qualicum. Best ball & all funds go to KSS Dry Grad. Prizes, grab bags, silent auction, dinner included. Visit: www.kssgrads.online
Art Show ~ Reflection on Values: May 2 & 3, 11am-4pm at The Garden Studio, 87 Nicol St., Nanaimo below Arbutus Books.
‘Shadows From a Low Stone Wall’: Presented by ECHO Players at the Village Theatre in QB. Running now until May 3; Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sundays, 2pm. Tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Laszlo Mezo, cello; Derek Chiu, piano on May 3, 2pm at Sylvan United Church, Mill Bay. $30/$10 or reserved $25. Call 250-748-8383.
‘Take A Hike’ Choir Concert presented by South End Treblemakers (formerly Brenda’s Brats) on May 3, 3pm at The Hub, Cowichan Station. $20/$10 Phone 250-743-7866.
Celebrate with Rotary on May 5, 5:30-9:30pm at Branch 256 Legion. Dinner, smashing pinatas, dancing around an old hat & much more. Tickets $50. Call Jim 250-755-6903. 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo.
The ADSS Theatre Society presents S.E. Hinton’s ‘The Outsiders’ in three performances, Friday, May 8, 7pm & Saturday, May 9, 1pm & 7pm at the ADSS Theatre, Port Alberni. Tickets are available online at Cur.8.com (search ADSS).
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Held May 8 & 9, 10am -4pm at Crofton Seniors Centre. 1507 Joan Ave. Original art, jewelry & pottery.
Annual Truss Show & Plant Sale: Hosted by Nanaimo Rhododendron Society at Centennial Building, Beban Park, May 9, 10am-2pm.
Spring Pop-up Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo, non-profit fair trade, at Country Club Centre (beside Jysk) until May 16.
Spring is in the Air Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Saturday May 23, 10am-4pm. Stroll, Shop, Eat and Soak up the Spring Vibes!
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
Come Celebrate Spring and Support Local! Table Rentals Contact: Julia @ 250-240-0516
Leave a Lasting Legacy: Purchase a personalized brick for ‘Jesse’s House’. This home will ensure kids receiving health care in Nanaimo, can have their families that live out of town, by their side when they need them most. Bricks are limited, buy yours today at www.islandkidsfirst.com/brick
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wed of each month, 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday from April 11 to June 27.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What is the only plant the Monarch caterpillar eats?
2. What is the actual colour of the sun?
3. The Shetland Islands are part of Ireland - T/F?
4. On a musical staff, what notation indicates G pitch?
5. Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy are introduced in this Louisa May Alcott book.
2. What is the actual colour of the sun?
3. The Shetland Islands are part of Ireland - T/F?
4. On a musical staff, what notation indicates G pitch?
5. Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy are introduced in this Louisa May Alcott book.
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At midweek, watch for a subtle opportunity for you to develop a more effective leadership style. Taking advantage of it might require some growth on your part. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 16, 20, 27, 42.
Uranus is in the process of leaving Taurus after an eight-year stay. Has what you value changed during this period? If so, how do you want to proceed now? Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 14, 40, 41, 47.
Uranus returns to Gemini for the next seven years. This could herald many changes. Your motto now may well become that you have to “expect the unexpected.” Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 14, 17, 31, 38.
Be careful in communicating with others this week, or risk being misunderstood. Resist impulses to inflate yourself or your arguments. It could hurt your good reputation. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 17, 18, 20, 26.
The energy at week’s end adds to natural Leo enthusiasm. How do you want to use it to advance your goals now? Be careful about making promises you can’t keep. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 13, 17, 31, 44.
If you recently felt unclear or unsettled, the shift at week’s end may come as a relief. Your attention to detail and your grounded nature might be back in place. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 24, 29, 33, 43.
For the next few months, Athena may be a good archetype for Libra women. You might learn to be a strong leader while not losing the best of your Libra qualities. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 17, 30, 31, 40.
The intense, intuitive nature of many Scorpios might present challenges. For the next few weeks, you may access an energy to help you make a positive adjustment. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 16, 33, 40, 41.
For a few weeks, you may run into obstacles to your goals. Consider if your values have shifted over time, and whether your efforts are in alignment with them. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 8, 14, 28, 42.
Your heart and head may oppose each other midweek. Capricorns sometimes aren’t comfortable nurturing themselves or others, but that may resolve the stalemate. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 25, 39, 43, 47.
You may feel discouraged this week about things getting better, either in your life or in the wider world. Take a breath and try to be patient for the next week. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 16, 21, 40, 47.
You may have an opportunity this week to nail down the details of a vision that right now is only in your head. Try not to resist the work that might be required. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 27, 28, 36, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Space sweep: The familiar handheld vacuum owes its design to technology built for astronauts. A compact, battery-powered drill created for moon missions later inspired cordless cleaners, turning space-age problem-solving into a household convenience.
Soft starters: Newborns don’t begin with the solid kneecaps adults have. Instead, theirs are made of flexible cartilage that bends more easily. Over time, this material slowly transforms, giving children the stronger bone structure needed for walking and running.
Sky sparks: Around the world, lightning flashes about a hundred times every second. Each strike carries immense energy, reminding us that the planet’s skies are constantly alive with bursts of natural electricity.
Beat twist: The Beatles’ name may have started as a playful nod to Buddy Holly’s band, the Crickets. First called “The Beetles,” the spelling later shifted to include “beat,” creating the famous title that stuck forever.
Decay dilemma: Tooth decay is one of the world’s most widespread diseases, affecting nearly everyone at some stage. It begins when bacteria turns sugars into acid, slowly wearing teeth down, but good brushing and diet choices can greatly reduce the risk.
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Why would Snow White make a good judge? Because she is the fairest of them all.
How well did the cat do in school? Purrfect, he was the teacher’s pet.
Did you hear about the old joke about cake? It’s pretty stale.
Policeman: “Excuse me, this is a one-way street.”
Motorist: “That’s OK, I’m only going one way.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Althea. Althea who. Althea later, dude.
How well did the cat do in school? Purrfect, he was the teacher’s pet.
Did you hear about the old joke about cake? It’s pretty stale.
Policeman: “Excuse me, this is a one-way street.”
Motorist: “That’s OK, I’m only going one way.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Althea. Althea who. Althea later, dude.
Trivia Answers: 1. Milkweed 2. White 3. False, Scotland 4. Treble or G clef 5. Little Women
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Face recall: A West Midlands, England, community police officer has gained attention for his unusual knack for remembering faces with extraordinary accuracy. Andy Pope, nicknamed the “Memory Cop,” has managed to help police identify thousands of wanted people over the years. His skill extends beyond ordinary recognition, as he can pick out individuals from blurred security footage, in busy public areas, or even when part of their features are concealed. To keep his memory fresh, he studies images and police updates before heading out on patrol. In one instance, he recognized someone by a small facial mark long after first seeing their picture. His sharp eye for people remains a powerful tool for law enforcement.
Pencil power: Illustrator Rose O’Neill began a groundbreaking career in New York City in the 1890s that reshaped how women were seen in the art world. She started with newspaper drawings, and became one of the first women to earn national attention for her cartoons. Her best-known creations, the Kewpies, appeared in magazines and advertisements, spreading messages of kindness and good humour. Beyond artistic success, O’Neill used her work to promote equality and women’s rights, often adding social themes to her drawings. And she supported efforts to help children and families in need. With talent and determination, she turned her art into something joyful and meaningful, and left an enduring mark.
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Power cavern: Plans are underway to build the first large-scale energy facility storing compressed air underground. Developed by Augwind Energy, the project in Germany will transform a mined salt cavern into an “AirBattery” that can hold renewable energy for weeks or even months. The system works by compressing air and releasing it through water chambers to drive turbines when power is needed. Unlike lithium-ion batteries, it uses local materials and avoids dependence on imported metals. Engineers expect the technology to strengthen energy security while balancing solar and wind fluctuations. If successful, the approach could become a model for future clean energy storage projects across Europe.
Climbing freedom: People have built outdoor ladders that let cats travel safely between balconies and the ground in Bern, Switzerland. Many are homemade, using wood or metal to create ramps and bridges that attach to windows or nearby trees. Some are short and simple, while others stretch several stories high in creative patterns and shapes. The idea began as a way to give cats independence without risking dangerous jumps or long falls. Over time, it spread across the city and caught the attention of visitors, who find the ladders both useful and amusing. Blending practicality with care for animals, Bern’s cat ladders have become a familiar and thoughtful part of daily urban life.
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“Let the improvement of yourself keep you so busy that you have no time to criticize others.” - Roy T. Bennett
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Leave a Lasting Legacy: Purchase a personalized brick for ‘Jesse’s House’. This home will ensure kids receiving health care in Nanaimo, can have their families that live out of town, by their side when they need them most. Bricks are limited, buy yours today at www.islandkidsfirst.com/brick
Pacific Brant Carving, Woodworking & Art Show: April 11, 10am-5pm & April 12, 10am-4pm at QB Civic Centre. Admission $10; Seniors/students $8 & children 12 & under free. De Cosmos Fine Arts Society.
Battle of Vimy Ridge Ceremony: Hosted by Royal Canadian Legion to honor veterans of the Battle of Vimy Ridge on Sunday, April 12, 1-2pm in Charles Hoey Park, 130 Canada Ave, Duncan.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Scott Meek, piano; Clare Yuan, piano on April 12, 2:30pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25. Call: 250-748-8383.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club meet April 14, 7:30pm. Speaker Sean Rustemeyer: garden tools/sharpening. St Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way.
‘Shadows From a Low Stone Wall’: Presented by ECHO Players at the Village Theatre in QB. Held Apr. 16 - May 3; Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sundays, 2pm. Tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522.
Knitting/Crocheting Program & Open Mic Night: At CHRCO Hall (Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy) on Friday, April 17, Knitting is 5-7pm & Open Mic is at 7pm & runs until 9pm. Visit: www.chrco.org
Nanaimo Fiddle Society Family-Friendly Barn Dance: Fri., April 17, 7-9pm. All ages welcome to Cedar Community Hall, 2388 Cedar Rd. Adults $20/youth K-12 $10/Pre K Free. Tickets www.nanaimofiddlesociety.org
Indoor Garage Sale: April 17 & 18, 9am-1pm at St Philip-by-the-Sea Church, 7113 Lantzville Rd. Three rooms of bargains. Saturday, fill-a-bag-for-$5. Proceeds support local charities. Info: www.stphiliplantzville.ca
Cherry Creek Spring Market Fundraiser: Come explore our talented local vendors & have lunch while you are here. Home cooking & all around friendly people. Held Sat., April 18, 10am-4pm at Cherry Creek Community Hall, 3720 Moore Rd., Port Alberni.
Annual Dahlia Tuber Sale: Hosted by The Nanaimo Gladiolus & Dahlia Society, Sat., April 18, 10am-2pm at Country Club Centre. NGDS members on hand to answer garden-related questions.
Ladysmith Golf Club AGM: Sat April 18, 2pm at 380 Davis Rd., Ladysmith. All Welcome.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Annual Open House: Held April 18 & 19, 1-3pm. Please wear flat soled shoes or runners. Located at 149 E. Stanford Ave. Info: www.parksvillelawnbowlingclub.com
Cherry Point Artists Group Fine Art Show: Fri., April 24 & Sat., April 25, 10am-5pm at St Peters Church Hall, 5800 Church Rd., North Cowichan. Free admission.
Swing into Spring Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Sat., April 25,10am-4pm. For more info: 250-927-2747.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., April 25, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
A Cappella Plus invites you to join them on April 26, 7pm at Brechin United Church, 2020 Estevan Rd. They are in the mood for fun & frolic.
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, April 29, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Red Heart Breakfast Fundraiser for Volunteer Nanaimo April 29, 8:30–10:30am, Vancouver Island Conference Centre. Free breakfast to support Volunteer Nanaimo. By donation. Visit: volunteernanaimo.ca/donate
Fundraiser Golf Tournament: Held May 2 at Arrowsmith Golf Club, 2250 Fowler Rd., Qualicum. Best ball & all funds go to KSS Dry Grad. Prizes, grab bags, silent auction, dinner included. Visit: www.kssgrads.online
Crofton Art Group Show & Sale: Held May 8 & 9, 10am -4pm at Crofton Seniors Centre. 1507 Joan Ave. Original art, jewelry & pottery.
Spring Pop-up Store: Presented by Global Village Nanaimo, non-profit fair trade, at Country Club Centre (beside Jysk) until May 16.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday from April 11 to June 27.
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1. Sherlock Holmes took care of this insect in his retirement.
2. Bronze consists primarily of copper and tin - T/F?
3. Which ancient culture harvested the papyrus plant to make paper?
4. If you visited Bruce Peninsula National Park, you would be in which Canadian province?
5. In what year did the Beatles come to America?
2. Bronze consists primarily of copper and tin - T/F?
3. Which ancient culture harvested the papyrus plant to make paper?
4. If you visited Bruce Peninsula National Park, you would be in which Canadian province?
5. In what year did the Beatles come to America?
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This week is a crucial one within a three-week window. You may be debating what is most important. Be sure of what you want before you start something new. Lucky numbers: 5, 16, 22, 24, 31, 45.
Your birthday month is a good time to review your year’s accomplishments, and set goals for the new one. An opportunity may bring you into uncharted territory. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 22, 25, 26, 44.
Monitor what you say this week. Geminis sometimes speak without considering reactions. This tendency may be heightened, perhaps with unwanted outcomes. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 13, 15, 29, 43.
Early this week may be a good moment for some down time. The energy could encourage you to relax without guilt about putting aside your responsibilities for a bit. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 18, 33, 41, 42.
You may have a greater opportunity early this week to tell others what you want. You might be successful, but be careful about being impulsive in what you say. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 22, 32, 35, 45.
You may feel unclear about how to proceed for a few days at the beginning of the week. You may want to postpone any important decisions until this passes. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 20, 22, 32, 46.
Those who live with Libras know they don’t like to show anger. Midweek, however, this may not be true. So to try to prevent a standoff, be careful what you say. Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 24, 25, 38, 44.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals at that time? Review your progress to date, and make any needed changes to the plan. Lucky numbers: 14, 28, 31, 39, 45, 47.
An important Sagittarius theme is a philosophy reflecting who they are and what they believe. Does your philosophy represent your values? Make necessary adjustments. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 13, 24, 34, 37.
Capricorns focus on endeavours bringing them success and achievement. This may be a good time to evaluate if these efforts are in alignment with your highest values. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 10, 11, 26, 44.
This week’s energy may support you in helping humanity’s evolution, especially in telling others of your plans. Be careful about being too aggressive in your approach. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 18, 29, 36, 41.
You may feel confused and subject to delusion early this week. It may be better to postpone any important decisions or actions for a few days until this passes. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 9, 24, 30, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 25.
Battle brew: Instant coffee took off during World War II, when soldiers, sailors, and aviators relied on it for a quick caffeine fix. They then carried the habit home after the war, turning the novel powder into a worldwide everyday drink.
King’s cravings: Singer Elvis Presley treated breakfast like a feast. Reports from his longtime cooks describe mornings filled with piled plates of biscuits, eggs, and meats, often served in bed, showing his taste for both comfort and indulgence.
Number itch: Arithmomania is the compulsive drive to count, whether it’s steps, cars, or anything else. The urge can fade and return, sometimes pushing people to track exact totals or seek even numbers before feeling satisfied.
Language mosaic: North America once held hundreds of different Indigenous languages and dialects, some unlike any others in existence. In certain areas, the sheer range of languages surpassed all of Europe, reflecting a broad cultural diversity.
Spinning flight: In ancient China, children spun bamboo toys that rose into the air when twirled by hand. The playful design showed how spinning blades could create lift, an idea that later inspired inventors working toward the creation of helicopters.
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Rob: “They're too big to fit on the ironing board.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell rings, I can stop knocking.
What’s the best day of the week to play a double header in baseball? Tuesday.
Did you hear about the kid who eats cold porridge for breakfast? It was pretty gruel.
Be careful when it is raining cats and dogs. You might step in a poodle.
Rob: “They're too big to fit on the ironing board.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell rings, I can stop knocking.
What’s the best day of the week to play a double header in baseball? Tuesday.
Did you hear about the kid who eats cold porridge for breakfast? It was pretty gruel.
Be careful when it is raining cats and dogs. You might step in a poodle.
Trivia Answers: 1. Honey bees 2. True 3. Egyptian 4. Ontario 5. 1964
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Chilly challenge: Each year, a record-breaking snow maze brings winter magic to visitors in St. Adolphe, Manitoba (Canada). Built on the site of a corn maze, this frosty labyrinth attracts thousands eager to weave through its towering, castle-like walls. The maze, certified as the world’s largest, is crafted from compacted snow using specialized equipment and determination. Even on the coldest days, its thick walls offer shelter from the wind, making the experience surprisingly cozy. Beyond the maze, visitors can enjoy sleigh rides, a snow hill, and a giant igloo serving hot drinks. This annual tradition shows that a little snow and a lot of imagination can turn a chilly day into a winter wonderland.
Glowing bay: The waters of Mosquito Bay, on the island of Vieques, Puerto Rico, glow with an otherworldly light once darkness falls. The shimmering effect comes from countless microscopic organisms that emit a radiant blue-green hue when disturbed. Recognized globally for its intensity, the bay is often described as one of the planet’s brightest examples of bioluminescence. Kayakers drift across the still surface, each movement sending soft waves of light rippling outward. Because the phenomenon is fragile, local guides limit activity to protect its delicate balance. The glowing bay continues to draw visitors from around the world eager to witness this rare natural spectacle firsthand.
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Language wiring: The language a person learns early in life seems to shape how their brain connects and processes information. In a study comparing native speakers of German and Arabic, scientists found distinct differences in white matter, the brain’s wiring that links regions for understanding and producing speech. German speakers showed stronger connections on one side, while Arabic speakers had more cross-hemisphere communication. Researchers believe these patterns reflect each language’s grammar and sound structure. The results suggest that growing up with a language leaves lasting physical traces in the brain, revealing how closely language and thought are connected.
Labor legacy: In Winsted, Connecticut (U.S.), a massive indoor mural stands as a tribute to a variety of trades and professions. Measuring about 120 feet (37 m) long and five stories high, it ranks among the largest indoor artworks ever created. Artist Ellen Griesedieck conceived the project after watching an aircraft engine being fitted into place, inspiring her to capture the pride and scale of human work. Combining painting and sculpture, it portrays real people in everyday roles, from firefighters and farmers to steelworkers and teachers. Supported by craftspeople and donors who contributed materials, the mural continues to grow, echoing the same collaboration it depicts.
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Leave a Lasting Legacy: Purchase a personalized brick for ‘Jesse’s House’. This home will ensure kids receiving health care in Nanaimo, can have their families that live out of town, by their side when they need them most. Bricks are limited, buy yours today at www.islandkidsfirst.com/brick
Easter Services held at Our Saviour Lutheran Church, 795 Island Highway W., Parksville. Maundy Thursday Service is April 2, 7pm; Good Friday Service is April 3, 10am; Easter Sunday celebration is April 5: 10am.
Volunteer Nanaimo Market: Local handmade gifts including floral bouquets, crochet, & more. Held Sat., April 4, 10am-3:30pm, St. Andrews Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay, Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Family History Society zoom only meeting is Mon., April 6. Presentation with Andrea Lister of Vancouver Island lecturing on ‘Prison & Court Records’. Visit: www.nanaimofamilyhistory.ca
Pacific Brant Carving, Woodworking & Art Show: April 11, 10am-5pm & April 12, 10am-4pm at QB Civic Centre. Admission $10; Seniors/students $8 & children 12 & under free. De Cosmos Fine Arts Society.
Battle of Vimy Ridge Ceremony: Hosted by Royal Canadian Legion to honor veterans of the Battle of Vimy Ridge on Sunday, April 12, 1-2pm in Charles Hoey Park, 130 Canada Ave, Duncan.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Scott Meek, piano; Clare Yuan, piano on April 12, 2:30pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25. Call: 250-748-8383.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club meet April 14, 7:30pm. Speaker Sean Rustemeyer: garden tools/sharpening. St Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way.
‘Shadows From a Low Stone Wall’: Presented by ECHO Players at the Village Theatre in QB. Held Apr. 16 - May 3; Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sundays, 2pm. Tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522.
Knitting & Crocheting Program: Held at CHRCO Hall (Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy) on Friday, April 17, 5-7pm. Limited supplies available. Visit: www.chrco.org
Nanaimo Fiddle Society Family-Friendly Barn Dance: Fri., April 17, 7-9pm. All ages welcome to Cedar Community Hall, 2388 Cedar Rd. Adults $20/youth K-12 $10/Pre K Free. Tickets www.nanaimofiddlesociety.org
Indoor Garage Sale: April 17 & 18, 9am-1pm at St Philip-by-the-Sea Church, 7113 Lantzville Rd. Three rooms of bargains. Saturday, fill-a-bag-for-$5. Proceeds support local charities. Info: www.stphiliplantzville.ca
Cherry Creek Spring Market Fundraiser: Come explore our talented local vendors & have lunch while you are here. Home cooking & all around friendly people. Held Sat., April 18, 10am-4pm at Cherry Creek Community Hall, 3720 Moore Rd., Port Alberni.
Annual Dahlia Tuber Sale: Hosted by The Nanaimo Gladiolus & Dahlia Society, Sat., April 18, 10am-2pm at Country Club Centre. NGDS members on hand to answer garden-related questions.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Annual Open House: Held April 18 & 19, 1-3pm. Please wear flat soled shoes or runners. Located at 149 E. Stanford Ave. Info: www.parksvillelawnbowlingclub.com
Swing into Spring Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Sat., April 25,10am-4pm. For more info: 250-927-2747.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., April 25, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, April 29, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday from April 11 to June 27.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What is the largest bird of Australia?
2. Hercules was punished with 5, 12, or 15 labours to complete?
3. Bell, Book and _____ is a 1958 movie starring Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak.
4. A thesaurus is a book of homonyms - T/F?
5. Is the Equator a line of latitude or longitude?
2. Hercules was punished with 5, 12, or 15 labours to complete?
3. Bell, Book and _____ is a 1958 movie starring Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak.
4. A thesaurus is a book of homonyms - T/F?
5. Is the Equator a line of latitude or longitude?
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For the next few weeks, you may feel on edge. Be aware of times you are angry or impulsive. An adjustment in your view could be enough to help heal an old wound. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 24, 28, 33, 47.
Taurus normally gravitates to what you can validate as real. Early this week, you may intuitively experience something unusual. Resist temptation to automatically reject it. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 11, 33, 34, 37.
Early in the week, you may receive conflicting information pushing you in different directions. Pick the option that most aligns with your philosophy and beliefs. Lucky numbers: 23, 27, 32, 41, 44, 46.
Your nature is to nurture those you care about. However, this can tip into smothering. Someone close to you may need to be encouraged to stand on their own two feet. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 11, 17, 26, 29..
You may run into a stalemate at week’s end. To break through it, consider how to use your skills right now to provide a greater contribution to the larger community. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 18, 29, 34, 48.
Virgos are known for their attention to detail and hardworking nature. But this week, you may have an opportunity to integrate the idea of working smarter, not harder. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 21, 30, 33, 45.
Libras tend to keep a lid on frustrations, often past a healthy point. For a few weeks, consciously address the issue to try to avoid encountering significant opposition. Lucky numbers: 8, 16, 20, 25, 30, 40.
Scorpios dig in their heels when they feel strongly about something. For the next few weeks, a change in your approach might prevent a conflict with others about it. Lucky numbers: 9, 17, 27, 29, 36, 42.
Early in the week, taking some time out to reflect on your philosophy and beliefs might be advantageous. Do your efforts in the world align with what you think? Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 16, 19, 43, 45.
Midweek, others may see your serious demeanour and ability to get things done. How might you work together to accomplish something important to both of you? Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 26, 28, 34, 45.
The end-of-the-week energy may support your efforts to recruit others to your endeavours about humanity’s evolution. Try not to let the opportunity pass you by. Lucky numbers: 10, 27, 28, 32, 39, 47.
Pisces have dreams, but may have difficulty manifesting them. In the coming weeks, seek opportunities that allow you to grow into achieving concrete results. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 16, 20, 27, 45.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 23.
Pan pride: In Trinidad and Tobago, inventive musicians shaped old oil barrels into the steelpan. What began as an improvised instrument soon became the Caribbean’s signature sound, carrying island culture from local gatherings to international stages.
Watching eyes: Some works of art give the uncanny feeling that the eyes are following you as you move. By using simple tricks with lines and shadows, artists can make flat images feel alive, adding mystery and depth to their creations.
False start: The saying about beginning on the “wrong foot” reflects old preferences for the right side. In long-held tradition, the right was tied to good fortune, while the left side often carried hints of error or general bad luck.
Winter pause: Bears retreat to dens during colder months, but don’t spend the whole time in deep sleep. They stir, shift around often, and rely on fat reserves for energy until spring finally brings food and easier conditions again.
Ocean hitchhikers: Dolphin lice are small crustaceans, not insects, and they spend their days holding tight to swift, slippery hosts. They tuck into creases of skin with claw-like legs, surviving the ride while waiting for a rare chance to reproduce.
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? A teapot.
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Trivia Answers: 1. Emu 2. 12 3. Candle 4. False, synonyms 5. Latitude
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Hero honoured: A Reading, England, construction worker trapped by flames was saved when crane operator Glen Edwards swung his basket close enough for the man to escape. The dangerous lift, carried out through thick smoke and high winds, quickly made Edwards a local hero admired by many. Not long after, news emerged that he also was battling terminal cancer, which added even greater weight to his act of courage that day. A charity later stepped in to help, arranging practical upgrades for his home along with thoughtful extras, including new items and a fishing trip. His daring rescue, along with the support he later received, left a moving impression on the community.
Shark skin: Delta Air Lines is turning to the natural world in search of new ways to cut fuel use. Partnering with Australian firm MicroTau, the airline is experimenting with a special coating that imitates the unique texture of shark skin. The material is covered with tiny grooves, or riblets, that guide air smoothly across the plane’s surface and lower drag. Tests will focus on widebody jets, with the technology applied to major sections including the wings and tail. Delta’s Sustainable Skies Lab is also exploring other aerodynamic add-ons, such as fish-like fins, alongside newer aircraft designs. The project clearly shows how nature’s patterns often provide the best ideas for innovation.
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Tub retreat: In Gatlinburg, Tennessee (U.S.), a tucked-away spot called Creekside Hideaway offers a getaway with a twist. Spread across a peaceful property, guests can stay in tiny cabins, cast a line in the pond, or wander beside the creeks. But the highlight is floating in a wood-fired hot tub that’s on a boat. These circular tubs drift across the lake using electric motors, combining the ease of a spa with the calm of open water. With firewood stacked and temperatures customizable, it’s as cozy as it is creative. Surrounded by forest and fresh air, guests can soak in silence or share the experience with friends. It’s a mix of comfort, novelty, and nature, making this mountain escape feel both whimsical and well-earned.
Sacred springs: When a woman in the hills of Uttarakhand, India, bent toward a small stone shrine nestled between orchard trees, she returned with a jug of clear water. This structure, known as a naula, is one of many ancient water temples built over natural springs across the Himalayan slopes. Once neglected, these sites are being revived by local communities that face unreliable piped water and worsening droughts. Restoration efforts involve mapping underground catchment zones, planting native trees, and digging contour trenches to improve groundwater recharge. For many, it’s become a practical way to secure water and preserve what has quietly sustained them for generations.
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Leave a Lasting Legacy: Purchase a personalized brick for ‘Jesse’s House’. This home will ensure kids receiving health care in Nanaimo, can have their families that live out of town, by their side when they need them most. Bricks are limited, buy yours today at www.islandkidsfirst.com/brick
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., March 28 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary Craft & Bake Sale: Mill Bay Community Hall, 1035 Shawnigan/Mill Bay Rd. March 28, 10am-1:30pm. Includes baking, crafts, raffle, plus lunch for $12. Free admission.
Joelle Rabu in Concert - ‘Let Me Tell You A Song’: Held Sat., March 28, 7pm at 2020 Estevan. $35 on Eventbrite, $40 at door.
Easter Services held at Our Saviour Lutheran Church, 795 Island Highway W., Parksville. Maundy Thursday Service is April 2, 7pm; Good Friday Service is April 3, 10am; Easter Sunday celebration is April 5: 10am.
Volunteer Nanaimo Market: Local handmade gifts including floral bouquets, crochet, & more. Held Sat., April 4, 10am-3:30pm, St. Andrews Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay, Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Family History Society zoom only meeting is Mon., April 6. Presentation with Andrea Lister of Vancouver Island lecturing on ‘Prison & Court Records’. Visit: www.nanaimofamilyhistory.ca
Pacific Brant Carving, Woodworking & Art Show: April 11, 10am-5pm & April 12, 10am-4pm at QB Civic Centre. Admission $10; Seniors/students $8 & children 12 & under free. De Cosmos Fine Arts Society.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Scott Meek, piano; Clare Yuan, piano on April 12, 2:30pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25. Call: 250-748-8383.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club meet April 14, 7:30pm. Speaker Sean Rustemeyer: garden tools/sharpening. St Stephen’s Church, 150 Village Way.
Knitting & Crocheting Program: Held at CHRCO Hall (Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 2601 Alberni Hwy) on Friday, April 17, 5-7pm. Limited supplies available. Visit: www.chrco.org
Nanaimo Fiddle Society Family-Friendly Barn Dance: Fri., April 17, 7-9pm. All ages welcome to Cedar Community Hall, 2388 Cedar Rd. Adults $20/youth K-12 $10/Pre K Free. Tickets www.nanaimofiddlesociety.org
Cherry Creek Spring Market Fundraiser: Come explore our talented local vendors & have lunch while you are here. Home cooking & all around friendly people. Held Sat., April 18, 10am-4pm at Cherry Creek Community Hall, 3720 Moore Rd., Port Alberni.
‘Shadows From a Low Stone Wall’: Presented by ECHO Players at the Village Theatre in QB. Held Apr. 16 - May 3, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sundays, 2pm. Tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522.
Swing into Spring Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Sat., April 25,10am-4pm. For more info: 250-927-2747.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., April 25, 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, April 29, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Coronation Street Fan? Join Harbour City Corrie Club at the Library, 6250 Hammond Bay Rd. Nanaimo, 2nd Sat., of the month at 10am. Info: 250-618-7672.
Attention Women New to Nanaimo: Meet monthly at Royal Cdn Legion Branch 256, 1630 E. Wellington Rd the 1st Tuesday of each month, Sept-June. Visit: nanaimonewcomersclub.org
Nanaimo Men’s Shed Society is looking for new members & a new space. Where men connect & work on community projects, or just have a coffee & chat. For info, or if you know of an available space (600+ sq ft), call 250-327-2379 or email: jboudcan@gmail.com
Hall & Grounds Rentals Available at CHRCO (Coombs) Rodeo Grounds. Great for weddings, birthday parties, events, festivals, camping, filming, medieval combat & much more. Contact us at 250-927-2747 or coombsrodeogrounds@gmail.com or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Drinking out of Control? We can help! 24hr hotline: 250-597-3282 or go to www.cowichanaa.ca & click on ‘Find a Meeting’.
Prom Closet Nanaimo is now booking appointments for students graduating from any high school & looking for formal wear. For more info, email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Arbutus Toastmasters: Learn the art of public speaking in a fun, safe, supportive environment. Mondays, 7–9pm at 246 Hirst. Visit: www.arbutus.toastmastersclubs.org
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wednesday of each month from 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Tai Chi Beginner Intakes: Navy League, 750 Fifth St., Tues’ 1pm & 6:45pm; North Oyster Community Centre, 13467 Cedar Rd, Ladysmith, Thurs’, 2pm; Oliver Woods, 6000 Oliver Rd., on Thursdays 6:45pm. By donation.
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Come enjoy an incredible selection of fresh produce & locally produced goods. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday from April 11 to June 27.
Cherry Point Artists meet every Thursday at the Cowichan Exhibition Grounds 9:30am-1pm until June. New members welcome. Workshops & art shows are some of the activities offered.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club has a new venue at Duncan Community Lodge, 2244 Moose Rd. Meet first Tuesday of the month, 10:30am. Info: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca 250-747-1744.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat’s, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25. Contact Joyce text: 250-533-9392 or email: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
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1. Indonesia has about 17,000 of these.
2. Tadpoles are carnivores - T/F?
3. Who directed the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
4. Where did cheddar cheese originate?
5. Who wrote the short story The Cask of Amontillado?
2. Tadpoles are carnivores - T/F?
3. Who directed the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
4. Where did cheddar cheese originate?
5. Who wrote the short story The Cask of Amontillado?
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This week may offer a hidden opportunity to help you achieve something you are passionate about. Unearthing it might require you to enter a new period of growth. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 14, 21, 27, 46.
The next few weeks may provide a chance to achieve a goal that advances your highest values. Don’t let stubbornness about what you think is realistic hold you back. Lucky numbers: 8, 33, 38, 44, 46, 48.
Early this week, your sharp mind may see a subtle, new opportunity for success. But you might have to navigate a challenge between your rational mind and your intuition. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 19, 20, 34, 42.
You have been in an extended growth period, but it should end in about three months. What endeavour do you want to manifest now, and whose help do you need? Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 15, 22, 41, 48.
For the next few weeks, you may find the energy slows down. If making progress becomes too difficult, this may be a good time to take a break, assuming you can. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 18, 27, 35, 40.
Your natural attention to detail may be heightened early this week. Which difficult project could benefit from the extra energy boost that might be in effect for a few days? Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 20, 26, 27, 30.
Your skills of tact and diplomacy may be in high gear at midweek. Can you now use this heightened ability to bring a thorny situation to a successful conclusion? Lucky numbers: 11, 27, 32, 35, 37, 41.
Your intuition may be very intense at week’s end. Let yourself step back from information overload. Carve out time and space to centre back into yourself. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 20, 27, 34, 42.
Now may be time to slow down and consider what you most value. Then you can make any needed adjustments to bring your efforts into alignment with them. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 8, 15, 28, 36.
For the next few weeks, a compatible dynamic may strengthen your ability to accomplish your goal. Be sure it is something you are truly passionate about achieving. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 8, 27, 28, 36.
Pluto strongly encourages evolutionary transformation for humanity, and for Aquarius in particular. It may be time to slow down and ponder what this means for you. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 9, 25, 28, 34.
You may find that your mind and emotions are in a stalemate at the beginning of the week. Try to take a deep breath and wait a few days for this to pass. Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 18, 27, 42, 44.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Gift games: In China, giving and receiving presents is a ritual as much as an exchange. A gift is often refused several times before it’s accepted, and even then, both sides downplay its importance to show modesty and respect.
Ant spa: Some birds deliberately let ants crawl over them or burrow into their feathers. This “anting” behaviour may help keep parasites away, while also soothing irritation and maintaining the health of their plumage.
Flame find: In 1826, John Walker stumbled onto the first friction match when a treated stick brushed against stone and unexpectedly sparked. What began as a curiosity soon reshaped the everyday act of lighting fires.
Click keys: Before modern alternatives, pianists sometimes practiced on silent keyboards that produced only soft clicks instead of music. These devices helped players strengthen their fingers and develop their touch without disturbing those nearby.
Straight stretch: In Saudi Arabia, Highway 10 runs for 256 kilometres (159 mi.) without any curves, holding the record as the world’s longest straight road. Surrounded by desert, it offers a rare drive of uninterrupted horizon and steady sameness.
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How come you can catch a cold but you can’t catch a warm?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Son: “This loaf is nice and warm.”
Mother: “It should be. The cat has been lying on it all day.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? I’m bacon a cake for your birthday.
Why did the vegetables like the corn? He was always willing to lend an ear.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Son: “This loaf is nice and warm.”
Mother: “It should be. The cat has been lying on it all day.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? I’m bacon a cake for your birthday.
Why did the vegetables like the corn? He was always willing to lend an ear.
Trivia Answers: 1. Islands 2. False 3. Steven Spielberg 4. Cheddar, England 5. Edgar Allen Poe
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Stair climb: In the Bernese Oberland region of Switzerland, a staggering staircase runs directly beside the Niesenbahn mountain railway, climbing all the way from the valley to the peak of Mount Niesen. Built for railway maintenance, this service stairway is the world’s longest, with more than 11,000 steps rising about 1,670 meters (5,479 ft.). Its zigzag path closely hugs the tracks, creating a dramatic and memorable ascent up the steep mountain slope. The staircase is closed most of the time, except during an annual race that challenges determined participants to reach the summit on foot. For everyone else, the railway offers the same breathtaking panoramic views without the grueling climb.
Bird ingenuity: Flocks of sulfur-crested cockatoos in Sydney, Australia, have been observed mastering an unlikely skill: working outdoor drinking fountains for their own refreshment. Using their claws, they perch on the spring-loaded handle and push with their weight until a steady water flow begins. The task takes effort, balance, and coordination, and many tries end without success, but persistence often wins them a drink. Remarkably, groups of birds sometimes gather nearby, appearing to line up politely as each one waits for a chance. Researchers think the appeal could be the cleaner taste compared with streams, the reduced risk of predators, or simply the enjoyment of figuring out a challenge.
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Plastic breakthrough: Scientists in Japan have engineered a new plastic that disappears when exposed to seawater, turning into compounds that can be safely absorbed by surrounding marine life. Built from a salt-linked polymer, the material is strong enough for packaging yet is unstable in salty environments, where it dissolves much faster than conventional plastics. Unlike the bottles and containers people use every day, this version avoids releasing toxins, microplastics, or harmful gases. It can also naturally break down in soil within weeks, thanks to natural sodium content. Interest from manufacturers already is steadily growing, as the invention offers a clear path toward reducing global plastic pollution.
Pavement clock: In New York City, an unusual clock has been keeping time beneath people’s feet for generations, near the corner of Maiden Lane and Broadway in Lower Manhattan. The first version was installed outside the Barthman jewelry store in the 1890s, designed to stand out in a city still adjusting to electric light. Unlike typical street clocks, this one was set into the sidewalk itself, carefully protected by glass and illuminated at night. Later, the jump-hour design was replaced with a more traditional round face, which remains visible today. When photographer Ida Wyman captured it in the 1940s, her image turned a clever marketing idea into a lasting icon of New York’s streetscape.
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“Joy comes, grief goes, we know not how.” - James Russell Lowell
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Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
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Leave a Lasting Legacy: Purchase a personalized brick for ‘Jesse’s House’. This home will ensure kids receiving health care in Nanaimo, can have their families that live out of town, by their side when they need them most. Bricks are limited, buy yours today at www.islandkidsfirst.com/brick
Nanaimo Seniors Expo: Held March 24, 10am-3pm. Discover local senior services, health resources & community supports. Free admission. Open to seniors & families. 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo.
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, March 25, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Are You a Senior That Enjoys Dancing or Listening? Join us for old time country/rock ‘n roll music on March 25, 1-3:30pm at Qualicum Beach Legion, 180 Veteran’s Way. $7. Info: Call Angie 250-738-1661 or email: angievh@telus.net
Cowichan Performing Arts Centre Presents ‘AWOL’: Two old men escape from a care home & go to a thrash metal band festival. Held Friday, March 27, 7:30pm. 2687 James St, Duncan.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., March 28 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Joelle Rabu in Concert - ‘Let Me Tell You A Song’: Held Sat., March 28, 7pm at 2020 Estevan. $35 on Eventbrite, $40 at door.
Easter Services held at Our Saviour Lutheran Church, 795 Island Highway W., Parksville. Maundy Thursday Service is April 2, 7pm; Good Friday Service is April 3, 10am; Easter Sunday celebration is April 5: 10am.
Volunteer Nanaimo Market: Local handmade gifts including floral bouquets, crochet, & more. Held Sat., April 4, 10am-3:30pm, St. Andrews Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay, Nanaimo.
Nanaimo Family History Society zoom only meeting is Mon., April 6. Presentation with Andrea Lister of Vancouver Island lecturing on ‘Prison & Court Records’. Visit: www.nanaimofamilyhistory.ca
Pacific Brant Carving, Woodworking & Art Show: April 11, 10am-5pm & April 12, 10am-4pm at QB Civic Centre. Admission $10; Seniors/students $8 & children 12 & under free. De Cosmos Fine Arts Society.
Cowichan Classical Concerts: Scott Meek, piano; Clare Yuan, piano on April 12, 2:30pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25. Call: 250-748-8383.
Cherry Creek Spring Market Fundraiser: Come explore our talented local vendors & have lunch while you are here. Home cooking & all around friendly people. Held Sat., April 18, 10am-4pm at Cherry Creek Community Hall, 3720 Moore Rd., Port Alberni.
‘Shadows From a Low Stone Wall’: Presented by ECHO Players at the Village Theatre in QB. Held Apr. 16 - May 3, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm & Sundays, 2pm. Tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522.
Swing into Spring Market: Held at CHRCO Hall, 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds. Artisans, crafters, health & wellness & more on Sat., April 25,10am-4pm. For more info: 250-927-2747.
Attention Women New to Nanaimo: Meet monthly at Royal Cdn Legion Branch 256, 1630 E. Wellington Rd the 1st Tuesday of each month, Sept-June. Visit: nanaimonewcomersclub.org
Nanaimo Men’s Shed Society is looking for new members & a new space. Where men connect & work on community projects, or just have a coffee & chat. For info, or if you know of an available space (600+ sq ft), call 250-327-2379 or email: jboudcan@gmail.com
Hall & Grounds Rentals Available at CHRCO (Coombs) Rodeo Grounds. Great for weddings, birthday parties, events, festivals, camping, filming, medieval combat & much more. Contact us at 250-927-2747 or coombsrodeogrounds@gmail.com or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Drinking out of Control? We can help! 24hr hotline: 250-597-3282 or go to www.cowichanaa.ca & click on ‘Find a Meeting’.
Prom Closet Nanaimo is now booking appointments for students graduating from any high school & looking for formal wear. For more info, email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Arbutus Toastmasters: Learn the art of public speaking in a fun, safe, supportive environment. Mondays, 7–9pm at 246 Hirst. Visit: www.arbutus.toastmastersclubs.org
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wednesday of each month from 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Tai Chi Beginner Intakes: Navy League, 750 Fifth St., Tues’ 1pm & 6:45pm; North Oyster Community Centre, 13467 Cedar Rd, Ladysmith, Thurs’, 2pm; Oliver Woods, 6000 Oliver Rd., on Thursdays 6:45pm. By donation.
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Come enjoy an incredible selection of fresh produce & locally produced goods. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Swim: The Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to the Lions Free Swimming at the Beban Park Pool, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo, 12:30 to 2.00pm every Saturday from April 11 to June 27.
Cherry Point Artists meet every Thursday at the Cowichan Exhibition Grounds 9:30am-1pm until June. New members welcome. Workshops & art shows are some of the activities offered.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club has a new venue at Duncan Community Lodge, 2244 Moose Rd. Meet first Tuesday of the month, 10:30am. Info: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca 250-747-1744.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat’s, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25. Contact Joyce text: 250-533-9392 or email: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Gutties is Scottish slang for shoes, eyes, or candles?
2. What unique feature of a bird’s skeletal system allows it to fly?
3. What is the capital of Algeria?
4. Who wrote the play The Cherry Orchard?
5. A perennial plant blooms and dies in one growing season - T/F?
2. What unique feature of a bird’s skeletal system allows it to fly?
3. What is the capital of Algeria?
4. Who wrote the play The Cherry Orchard?
5. A perennial plant blooms and dies in one growing season - T/F?
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At midweek, you may feel hemmed in by responsibilities. If this stirs up an old wound, remember to love yourself. That could change your view of the situation. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 38, 46, 47, 48.
Are you in conflict with others about how to proceed? Working to lower the emotional temperature can help the situation and give you a new skill to employ. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 19, 21, 26, 41.
You may find yourself on “information overload” at the beginning of the week. Try waiting a few days, then sort through the data to look for new options. Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 16, 22, 28, 37.
You may want to retreat midweek to process your emotions. Even if you can’t fully withdraw from the world, carving out moments of self care is important. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 22, 33, 44, 48.
Your natural enthusiasm may get an energy boost at week’s end. How can you positively channel it to achieve something? Resist the temptation to just have a good time. Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 18, 19, 27, 35.
Are you comfortable with your relationships? If not, what adjustment in your view might improve the situation? The benefit of doing so should outweigh the effort. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 17, 21, 26, 36.
You may be having opposition in your relationships. Instead of arguing, try having honest conversations so each person can take responsibility for needed changes. Lucky numbers: 8, 24, 26, 30, 31, 33.
Your intuitive perception about others may create relationship difficulties. For a few months, the energy might encourage you to understand and mitigate this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 35, 37, 39, 41.
Your head and your heart may be at a stalemate early this week. If you can, try to find a compromise. Otherwise, perhaps wait a few days for this energy to pass. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 7, 26, 34, 37.
Capricorns usually focus on ambition to build success. But midweek, the need to nurture yourself or others may interfere with these efforts. Don’t resist the impulse. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 17, 23, 43, 44.
As an Aquarius, you may be at the forefront of the evolution that Pluto represents in your sign. However, your relationships with others could be the key to change. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 27, 28, 33, 36.
Pisces has a desire that we all just get along. For the next few months, how might you be able to advance this goal in a realistic way that could create lasting change? Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 24, 27, 47, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 35.
Lava glow: The lava lamp’s creator, Edward Craven Walker, once noticed a quirky homemade egg timer that used heated liquids rising and falling in a container. Fascinated by the effect, he turned the idea into the famous lamp of drifting, glowing wax.
Sun boxes: In the 1700s, experimenter Horace de Saussure nested layers of glass around a dark base to capture daylight. Hours later, the sealed chamber grew hot enough to bake food, marking one of the earliest attempts at cooking with sunlight.
Wooden wheels: The first bicycles were little more than wooden frames with two wheels, known as “dandy horses.” Riders pushed them along with their feet, gliding on smooth streets until cities began banning them for colliding with pedestrians.
Skipped leap: Most leap years add a day every four years, but not always. To keep the calendar from drifting, we skip the extra day every 100 years unless the year is divisible by 400. That rare exception helps keep our timing a little more in sync with the sun.
Door spin: Revolving doors weren’t just about saving energy or keeping out drafts. They also were designed to sidestep awkward etiquette about who enters first. Later, their clever design proved useful in helping buildings stay quieter and more energy efficient.
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How do you make a tuna melt? Pay it a nice compliment!
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Passenger: “It’s my first time in a plane. Will you bring the plane down safely?”
Pilot: “I’ve never left one up there yet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen get it.
How do you make a tuna melt? Pay it a nice compliment!
I’d tell you my autumn joke, but you probably wouldn’t fall for it.
Passenger: “It’s my first time in a plane. Will you bring the plane down safely?”
Pilot: “I’ve never left one up there yet.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen get it.
Trivia Answers: 1. Shoes 2. Hollow bones 3. Algiers 4. Anton Chekhov
5. False, annual
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Restaurant rankings: The famous Michelin Guide, now a global authority on fine dining, began as something far removed from food. In rural France, the Michelin brothers were looking for ways to get more people driving, which would eventually boost demand for their tires. They launched a small book filled with practical tips for travellers, such as where to refuel, make repairs, or stop for a meal. Over time, its listings of restaurants gained influence, and the company started sending anonymous inspectors to evaluate quality. The star system was created, ranking restaurants from “worth a stop” to “worth a journey.” Today, earning a Michelin star can transform a restaurant’s future overnight.
Barrier innovation: Roads everywhere face the challenge of keeping drivers safe, and one solution gaining attention is the rolling barrier guardrail. Unlike fixed rails that can cause severe impacts, this design uses rotating cylinders that absorb impact and guide vehicles forward rather than letting them rebound into traffic or leave the roadway. The cylinders are made from durable materials, strong enough to handle weather while remaining effective for long periods. Though installation may cost more at first, reduced crash damage and lower medical costs make them worthwhile in the long run. Adaptable to highways, bridges, and sharp curves, these guardrails show how practical design can help reduce risks on busy roads.
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Failure archive: In Edinburgh, Scotland, an unusual library is devoted not to great successes but to the many blunders of finance. The “Library of Mistakes” was launched by local financiers and academics who strongly believed that studying past failures could help prevent future ones. Inside, shelves are filled with detailed accounts of collapsed banks, scams, and infamous frauds. Visitors also find reminders of episodes like tulip mania, Ponzi schemes, and reckless investments that once brought institutions to their knees. The setting is modest but ambitious, and the library aims to become a leading archive of notable business missteps worldwide. The collection shows how even disasters ultimately can become knowledge.
Octopus town: In Jervis Bay, Australia, scientists found a gathering of gloomy octopuses living close together instead of alone. The octopuses created dens on the seafloor and interacted in ways that seemed more social than expected. Researchers observed both conflict and cooperation, suggesting the animals adjusted to living side by side. The area, nicknamed “Octlantis,” formed naturally rather than around human-made objects, which surprised scientists. Some think the limited number of good hiding spots may explain the crowded conditions. While the reasons remain uncertain, the discovery shows these creatures are capable of more complex group living than once believed.
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“I learned a long time ago the wisest thing I can do is be on my own side.” - Maya Angelou
“You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” - Albert Einstein
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FREE listings for non-profit community events.
Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
(Deadline Fridays - one week in advance)
Leave a Lasting Legacy: Purchase a personalized brick for ‘Jesse’s House’. This home will ensure kids receiving health care in Nanaimo, can have their families that live out of town, by their side when they need them most. Bricks are limited, buy yours today at www.islandkidsfirst.com/brick
Curling Championships for Players 80+: Hosted by The Pacific Coast Masters Curling Association & New Horizons for Seniors. Held at the Qualicum & District Curling Club on March 18 &19, 10am-2pm each day.
Open Mic Night! at CHRCO Hall - 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 250-927-2747. Friday March 20th. 7pm-9pm - Doors open @ 6:30pm - $5 entry. Come out and show your support or step on stage and perform. Free for musicians and students.
Nanaimo Hospital Auxiliary Quilt & Craft Sale: Friday, March 20, 10am-3pm, NRGH hospital lobby. Assorted quilts & knitted/sewn items. All hand made with care. All proceeds benefit our hospital.
Nanaimo Seniors Expo: Held March 24, 10am-3pm. Discover local senior services, health resources & community supports. Free admission. Open to seniors & families. 1630 E Wellington Rd., Nanaimo.
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, March 25, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Are You a Senior That Enjoys Dancing or Listening? Join us for old time country/rock ‘n roll music on March 25, 1-3:30pm at Qualicum Beach Legion, 180 Veteran’s Way. $7. Info: Call Angie 250-738-1661 or email: angievh@telus.net
Cowichan Performing Arts Centre Presents ‘AWOL’: Two old men escape from a care home & go to a thrash metal band festival. Held Friday, March 27, 7:30pm. 2687 James St, Duncan.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., March 28 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Easter Services held at Our Saviour Lutheran Church, 795 Island Highway W., Parksville. Maundy Thursday Service is April 2, 7pm; Good Friday Service is April 3, 10am; Easter Sunday celebration is April 5: 10am.
Volunteer Nanaimo Market: Local handmade gifts including floral bouquets, crochet, & more. Held Sat., April 4, 10am-3:30pm, St. Andrews Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay, Nanaimo.
Cherry Creek Spring Market Fundraiser: Come explore our talented local vendors & have lunch while you are here. Home cooking & all around friendly people. Held Sat., April 18, 10am-4pm at Cherry Creek Community Hall, 3720 Moore Rd., Port Alberni.
Nanaimo Men’s Shed Society is looking for new members & a new space. Where men connect & work on community projects, or just have a coffee & chat. For info, or if you know of an available space (600+ sq ft), call 250-327-2379 or email: jboudcan@gmail.com
Hall & Grounds Rentals Available at CHRCO (Coombs) Rodeo Grounds. Great for weddings, birthday parties, events, festivals, camping, filming, medieval combat & much more. Contact us at 250-927-2747 or coombsrodeogrounds@gmail.com or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Drinking out of Control? We can help! 24hr hotline: 250-597-3282 or go to www.cowichanaa.ca & click on ‘Find a Meeting’.
Prom Closet Nanaimo is now booking appointments for students graduating from any high school & looking for formal wear. For more info, email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Arbutus Toastmasters: Learn the art of public speaking in a fun, safe, supportive environment. Mondays, 7–9pm at 246 Hirst. Visit: www.arbutus.toastmastersclubs.org
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wednesday of each month from 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Tai Chi Beginner Intakes: Navy League, 750 Fifth St., Tues’ 1pm & 6:45pm; North Oyster Community Centre, 13467 Cedar Rd, Ladysmith, Thurs’, 2pm; Oliver Woods, 6000 Oliver Rd., on Thursdays 6:45pm. By donation.
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Come enjoy an incredible selection of fresh produce & locally produced goods. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Skate! Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to Frank Crane Arena every Sunday, 12-1:30pm. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Cherry Point Artists meet every Thursday at the Cowichan Exhibition Grounds 9:30am-1pm until June. New members welcome. Workshops & art shows are some of the activities offered.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club has a new venue at Duncan Community Lodge, 2244 Moose Rd. Meet first Tuesday of the month, 10:30am. Info: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca 250-747-1744.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat’s, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25. Contact Joyce text: 250-533-9392 or email: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Who is the donkey who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood?
2. It takes 40 gallons of _____ to make 1 gallon of maple syrup.
3. A pas de deux is a pastry, song, or dance for two?
4. Jim _____ was the lead singer of the band The Doors.
5. A hardy hole is found on a shoe - T/F?
2. It takes 40 gallons of _____ to make 1 gallon of maple syrup.
3. A pas de deux is a pastry, song, or dance for two?
4. Jim _____ was the lead singer of the band The Doors.
5. A hardy hole is found on a shoe - T/F?
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Your birthday month is a good time to review your accomplishments and establish new goals. This year may be the time to make plans to satisfy a spiritual longing. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 18, 21, 39, 42.
At week’s end, you may feel very comfortable in your own skin. Can you use this confidence to expand beyond your normal boundaries and seize a new opportunity? Lucky numbers: 1, 26, 27, 35, 40, 45.
For the past few weeks, you may have found that your usual quick and agile thinking process has been slowed and confused. That dynamic might begin to shift this week. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 18, 29, 35, 39.
This week you may find yourself in a situation where you have big dreams but can’t seem to implement them. Perhaps the cause is conflict about what you truly want? Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 15, 19, 29, 31.
This month may offer a boost of energy to support your natural optimism. Do you have an endeavour that could use this power, in order to achieve success? Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 26, 32, 45, 47.
You may run into a midweek obstacle to your efforts. Rather than trying to break through the block, consider waiting a few days for the situation to change. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 19, 31, 34, 44.
It has been about six months since your birthday. Did you set new goals then? What progress have you made, and do your plans now need any adjustments? Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 38, 40, 44, 47.
At the end of the week, you may find that your natural intuitive abilities are stymied. This could pass soon, so try to take a deep breath and wait a few days. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 10, 28, 35, 47.
For the past few weeks, you may have experienced issues with communication, your car, or electronic devices. Things could start to return to normal this week. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 20, 35, 39, 41.
Usually Capricorns carefully consider the execution of their plans. For the next month, you may be impatient to be impulsive. How can you reconcile this conflict? Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 18, 34, 41, 45.
Aquarius individuals often seem to have a dispassionate demeanour. For a few weeks, you may be drawn to dramatic action. Be conscious of how to proceed. Lucky numbers: 12, 18, 19, 26, 31, 34.
Early this week may be a good time to set new intentions toward your goals. However, you might want to wait a bit for things to settle before starting your efforts. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 6, 15, 27, 40.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 27.
Pricey purple: For centuries, purple almost never appeared on national flags, not because rulers disliked it, but because it was far too costly. Purple dye came from Mediterranean sea snails, making the colour so rare it was typically reserved only for royalty.
Whale songs: Humpback whales create long, flowing songs that travel through the ocean and spread from one group to another. These tunes shift over time, showing how whales share and reshape their music much like a cultural tradition.
Heel ban: In Greece, sharp high heels are not welcome at ancient landmarks like the Acropolis or Parthenon. Officials banned them to prevent tiny cracks and scratches on fragile stone, while also reminding visitors that these historic sites need protection.
Hiccup odds: Everyone knows the sudden jolt of a hiccup, but men are more likely than women to experience them, and they generally last longer in men. While short bursts usually fade, stubborn cases sometimes need extra care to settle down.
Moon bricks: Scientists are exploring how the moon’s dusty surface could become building material for future bases. By testing volcanic powder on Earth, they’ve shown it might be possible to shape lunar dust into bricks strong enough for shelters in space.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my ice cream again, he’s in trouble.
What did the tornado say to the sports driver? “Want to go for a spin?”
What would life be like if there were no hypothetical questions?
Mama fish: “Don’t bite that hook!”
Baby fish: “Why not?”
Mama fish: “You’re too young to face the reel world.”
You can eat a sandwich any time of day. It’s always a square meal.
What did the tornado say to the sports driver? “Want to go for a spin?”
What would life be like if there were no hypothetical questions?
Mama fish: “Don’t bite that hook!”
Baby fish: “Why not?”
Mama fish: “You’re too young to face the reel world.”
You can eat a sandwich any time of day. It’s always a square meal.
Trivia Answers: 1. Eeyore 2. Sap 3. Dance 4. Morrison 5. False, on an anvil
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Glow shift: Scientists and designers are exploring natural light from glowing organisms as a gentle, power-free way to brighten cities. Bioluminescence, found in ocean creatures and insects, gives off a soft blue or green light through a built-in chemical process. Some urban projects have already started experimenting with bacteria that give off light in carefully maintained setups. This approach could cut energy use and reduce light pollution by working without wires or electricity. The soft glow doesn’t overpower surroundings, making it more in tune with natural darkness. Although current designs need more development to match everyday lighting demands, they’re already hinting at a gentler path forward.
Miniature mastery: A sculptor in Tuzla, Bosnia and Herzegovina, transforms everyday pencils into impossibly small works of art. Rather than drawing with them, he uses the inner graphite as the material itself, carefully slicing, scraping, and refining it into intricate shapes. The ideas come from a mix of client suggestions, famous imagery, and the artist’s own reflections. Because the core is brittle and narrow, each piece demands patience and precision. Earlier explorations with paper and clay helped shape his passion for tiny creations. Now, each pencil becomes a test of focus, endurance, and problem-solving. The results often defy what most people expect from such a basic object.
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Window wood: A team in Stockholm, Sweden, has transformed ordinary wood into a light-passing material that could change how we build. The process involves carefully stripping away a key part of the wood, then filling the gaps with a clear compound that blends in. The result isn’t just strong and lightweight, it’s also see-through and surprisingly durable. Ideal for solar panel casings and windows or wall panels that welcome sunlight, the material keeps the natural benefits of wood with a futuristic twist. Unlike traditional glass or plastic, this option comes from a renewable source and offers insulation, too. Researchers are now working on making it even clearer and easier to produce on a much bigger scale.
Forest warning: In zones known for volcanic risk, trees may offer hints of what’s to come. Scientists have noticed that when magma begins shifting beneath the surface, surrounding vegetation often appears unusually healthy. This burst in growth, likely linked to underground gas release, clearly shows in satellite images. A growing team of researchers is now comparing this tree activity with known eruptions, using a mix of orbital tools and ground data to refine prediction models. Unlike traditional sensors, trees respond naturally to environmental change. Some believe this living feedback loop could be key to faster alerts. The forest, it turns out, might notice trouble before we do.
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Nanaimo Spring Home Show: Nanaimo’s ultimate one-stop home improvement shop! March 6th - 8th, Friday 1pm - 6pm, Saturday 9:30am - 5:30pm, Sunday 10am - 4pm at Beban Park Social Centre, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo. Free Admission! www.HomeShowTime.com
Leave a Lasting Legacy: Purchase a personalized brick for ‘Jesse’s House’. This home will ensure kids receiving health care in Nanaimo, can have their families that live out of town, by their side when they need them most. Bricks are limited, buy yours today at www.islandkidsfirst.com/brick
Intro to Sound is a one-day, beginner-friendly training session hosted by Five Acre Co at the KCC, designed for anyone curious about how live sound works. Training is hands-on & rooted in real-world experience rather than classroom theory. Held Sat., Mar. 7, 10am-4pm, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Register at: fiveacre.tickit.ca
ECHO Players presents ‘The Dating Game’: The Village Theatre in Qualicum Beach, running now until Mar. 8, Wed - Sat 7:30pm, Sundays at 2pm. Get your tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Matthew Blackburn, piano. Held March 8, 4pm at Duncan United Church, 246 Ingram St., Duncan. $30/$10. Reserved: $25. Phone 250-748-8383.
Bastion City Probus Open House: For retired or semi-retired on Wed., Mar. 11, 10am-12pm, Beban Park Social Center, Nanaimo. Free admission.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: March 12, 1pm at St Mark’s Church Hall, 138 Hoylake Rd W. Guests $6. Info: mifaclub2000@gmail.com or Joanne 250-757-8969.
Afro-Latin Marimba Dance Party! Presented by Robin Layne & The Rhythm Makers on Friday, March 13, 7:30pm (doors at 6:30pm), at 4815 Argyle, Port Alberni. An uplifting, joyful experience that will transport you to warmer climates.
Curling Championships for Players 80+: Hosted by The Pacific Coast Masters Curling Association & New Horizons for Seniors. Held at the Qualicum & District Curling Club on March 18 &19, 10am-2pm each day.
Open Mic Night! at CHRCO Hall - 2601 Alberni Hwy, Coombs Rodeo Grounds, 250-927-2747. Friday March 20th. 7pm-9pm - Doors open @ 6:30pm - $5 entry. Come out and show your support or step on stage and perform. Free for musicians and students.
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, March 25, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Cherry Creek Spring Market Fundraiser: Come explore our talented local vendors & have lunch while you are here. Home cooking & all around friendly people. Held Sat., April 18, 10am-4pm at Cherry Creek Community Hall, 3720 Moore Rd., Port Alberni.
Nanaimo Men’s Shed Society is looking for new members & a new space. Where men connect & work on community projects, or just have a coffee & chat. For info, or if you know of an available space (600+ sq ft), call 250-327-2379 or email: jboudcan@gmail.com
Hall & Grounds Rentals Available at CHRCO (Coombs) Rodeo Grounds. Great for weddings, birthday parties, events, festivals, camping, filming, medieval combat & much more. Contact us at 250-927-2747 or coombsrodeogrounds@gmail.com or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Drinking out of Control? We can help! 24hr hotline: 250-597-3282 or go to www.cowichanaa.ca & click on ‘Find a Meeting’.
Prom Closet Nanaimo is now booking appointments for students graduating from any high school & looking for formal wear. For more info, email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Arbutus Toastmasters: Learn the art of public speaking in a fun, safe, supportive environment. Mondays, 7–9pm at 246 Hirst. Visit: www.arbutus.toastmastersclubs.org
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wednesday of each month from 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Tai Chi Beginner Intakes: Navy League, 750 Fifth St., Tues’ 1pm & 6:45pm; North Oyster Community Centre, 13467 Cedar Rd, Ladysmith, Thurs’, 2pm; Oliver Woods, 6000 Oliver Rd., on Thursdays 6:45pm. By donation.
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Come enjoy an incredible selection of fresh produce & locally produced goods. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Skate! Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to Frank Crane Arena every Sunday, 12-1:30pm. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Cherry Point Artists meet every Thursday at the Cowichan Exhibition Grounds 9:30am-1pm until June. New members welcome. Workshops & art shows are some of the activities offered.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club has a new venue at Duncan Community Lodge, 2244 Moose Rd. Meet first Tuesday of the month, 10:30am. Info: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca 250-747-1744.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat’s, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25. Contact Joyce text: 250-533-9392 or email: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Are the Taurus Mountains in Greece, Italy, or Turkey?
2. The _____ Cat is an Alice in Wonderland character.
3. This famed news anchor was called “the most trusted man in America.”
4. A yellow tail is a bird, fish, or insect?
5. The capital of Madagascar is Antananarivo, Bangui, or Gaborone?
2. The _____ Cat is an Alice in Wonderland character.
3. This famed news anchor was called “the most trusted man in America.”
4. A yellow tail is a bird, fish, or insect?
5. The capital of Madagascar is Antananarivo, Bangui, or Gaborone?
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Toward the week’s end, you may feel a bit disoriented, as the residue of an old wound surfaces. Focusing on what you value could help stabilize your emotions. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 13, 26, 36, 39.
Your focus now may be shifting to nurturing others who need your help. This can be a good growth opportunity for you. Just remember to nurture yourself as well. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 17, 19, 32, 33.
In decisions, Geminis tend to focus on data over feelings. But early this week, the astrological energy encourages you to bring your heart more into your process. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 18, 19, 20, 38.
Have you felt that your efforts have been frustrated the last few months? The situation may begin to turn around. Be patient as new opportunities could open up soon. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 10, 13, 33, 36.
Leo enthusiasm sometimes encourages you to “shoot from the hip” in decision making. At week’s end, a stalemate may require you to look clearly at the facts of a situation. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 14, 37, 38, 46.
Over the next few months, you may be asked to jump to the next level of service. Any opposition you are encountering could be encouraging you toward needed changes. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 14, 23, 25, 31.
Right now you may need to look at how well you nurture yourself vs. others. Perhaps you could make an adjustment to achieve a better balance between both? Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 19, 20, 22, 23.
For Scorpios, emotional connection may be the cost of communicating hard truths. The next few months may encourage you to develop a more nurturing approach. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 22, 27, 32, 35.
The optimism of Sagittarius is heightened early in the week. How would you like to use this energy to aid in your goals for the few days while this will be in effect? Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 19, 33, 41, 44.
Your grounded nature and ambition may be highlighted for a few days midweek. This energy may offer an extra push for you to achieve success in your goals. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 16, 24, 33, 35.
You may be eager to make progress on your plans at midweek. This is admirable, but look before you leap to avoid problems that might only need to be corrected later. Lucky numbers: 14, 25, 28, 36, 37, 47.
“Many hands make light work” could be a good motto for you this week. Others might want to be of service, but could need your guidance to show them the way. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 14, 34, 40, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Feline feelers: A cat’s whiskers act as sensitive detectors, picking up even small air movements. This helps them sense objects in the dark, giving them awareness of their surroundings without relying only on sight.
Rock risks: Some stones, like sandstone, shale, limestone, and river rocks, can trap moisture and explode in the heat, making them unsafe for fire pits. That’s why many builders choose sturdier options such as lava rocks or fire bricks.
Guess when? Due dates sound precise, but most babies aren’t born on them. Only about 4% of babies arrive exactly when expected. Doctors use general guidelines to estimate birth timing, but for the most part, it’s still an educated guess.
Mirror origins: Before modern glass, ancient Egyptians would polish copper and bronze into shining discs with carved handles. These early mirrors, some thousands of years old, still reflect today, showing that personal mirrors have hardly changed through time.
Coin passage: In ancient burials, a coin was placed with the dead as payment for the ferryman believed to guide souls across the underworld’s river. Romans extended the practice to ships, hiding coins beneath masts to ensure safe passage, luck, or remembrance.
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Student: “Nothing, I am a girl.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Diego. Diego who? Diego before the B.
What can you not see even if it is right in front of you? The future!
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Hey.” The horse said, “Please!”
Teacher: “What would you do if you were chased by a man-eating tiger?”
Student: “Nothing, I am a girl.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Diego. Diego who? Diego before the B.
What can you not see even if it is right in front of you? The future!
Trivia Answers: 1. Turkey 2. Cheshire 3. Walter Cronkite 4. Fish
5. Antananarivo
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Paper roots: A Japanese publisher found a new way to recycle the news. They print it on sheets that grow into greenery. Instead of tossing old pages in the trash bin, readers can bury them in soil, and water the spot like a garden. Packed with seeds and built from reused pulp, the material gradually breaks down and supports new life in any planting container. The idea has been used in schools, shared through online videos, and picked up by people looking for simple, eco-friendly solutions that don’t require much effort. What started as a creative print edition now serves as both a teaching tool and a small-scale environmental fix. It’s a practical shift that shows how even print media can adapt to new priorities.
Icy colours: Not all icebergs in Antarctica are blue or white. Some carry streaks of green, black, brown, or even bands of mixed tones. These colours come from different materials and freezing conditions deep within glaciers or beneath floating ice shelves. Minerals, sediments, and pure ice without bubbles all can affect how light moves through the ice, changing what we see. In some cases, clear marine ice can look nearly black, while iron or layered debris can make it look green or dark brown. Some icebergs have striped or marbled patterns where layers of ice formed at different times and under different pressures. While the origins of these colours took time to understand, they now hint at hidden stories beneath the surface.
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Hidden village: Beneath a still reservoir in northern Portugal lie the remains of a once-bustling village, now revealed only when drought lowers the water. The community was uprooted to make way for a water dam project, leaving behind stone homes and narrow paths now submerged. When the ruins reappear, they attract visitors eager to trace the outlines of a forgotten settlement. Former residents honour their roots through annual gatherings and preserved family stories. A museum nearby holds fragments of the village’s past, from tools to old photographs. Local tales speak of voices in the wind, hinting at the lives once lived there. The village may have vanished from the map, but not from memory.
Drone lifeline: A relaxing afternoon turned perilous when a swimmer got caught in a powerful offshore current at a beach in Florida (U.S.). With emergency services still en route and no one nearby able to swim, a beachgoer quickly turned to the drone he’d brought for recreational use. Fastening a flotation ring to the device, he launched it toward the struggling teenager. The wind threw off the first drop, but a second attempt landed close enough for her to grab hold. The teen managed to hang on until help arrived and was later cleared by medics without injury. Though not built for rescue, online videos have shown drones re-purposed in surprising ways. This time, that creativity may have saved a life.
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“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” - Helen Keller
“We aim above the mark to hit the mark.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca
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Coldest Night of the Year (across the Mid-Island): Bundle up & join the walk on February 28. This family-friendly fundraising walk supports Island Crisis Care Society’s Community Impact Fund. Walk with friends, volunteer, or donate. Every step helps make a difference. In Port Alberni, visit: www.cnoy.org/portalberni in Parksville/Qualicum, visit: www.cnoy.org/oceanside in Nanaimo, visit www.cnoy.org/nanaimo and in Cowichan visit: www.cnoy.org/duncan
10 for 10 Campaign! Inviting 10 Gold Star $10,000 sponsors for Youth Can, empowering young people through volunteerism, leadership, & skill development. Campaign ends Feb. 28 but donations graciously always accepted. Please visit www.VolunteerCowichan.bc.ca
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat., Feb. 28 10am–2pm, 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25, contact Joyce text 250-533-9392 or joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
Nanaimo Spring Home Show: Nanaimo’s ultimate one-stop home improvement shop! March 6th - 8th, Friday 1pm - 6pm, Saturday 9:30am - 5:30pm, Sunday 10am - 4pm at Beban Park Social Centre, 2300 Bowen Road, Nanaimo. Free Admission! www.HomeShowTime.com
Annual International Women’s Day Event: Hosted by Zonta Club of Nanaimo at Branch #256 Royal Canadian Legion, 1630 E, Wellington Rd., Nanaimo on Fri., March 6, 11:30am-1:30pm. Tickets $55pp. Call: 250-753-1647 or e-mail: zontzclubnanaimo@gmail.com
Irish Singer Mary Murphy in Concert: Friday, March 6th, 7:30-9:30pm, doors open at 6:30pm. A pre–St. Patrick’s Day celebration of Irish song, story, frivolity & prizes at 4815 Argyle, Port Alberni. $20 tickets avail at 250-730-1636 or at the door.
Intro to Sound is a one-day, beginner-friendly training session hosted by Five Acre Co at the KCC, designed for anyone curious about how live sound works. Training is hands-on & rooted in real-world experience rather than classroom theory. Held Sat., Mar. 7, 10am-4pm, 4090 Hollywood St., Port Alberni. Register at: fiveacre.tickit.ca
ECHO Players presents ‘The Dating Game’: The Village Theatre in Qualicum Beach, running now until Mar. 8, Wed - Sat 7:30pm, Sundays at 2pm. Get your tickets at echoplayers.ca or call 250-752-3522
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Matthew Blackburn, piano. Held March 8, 4pm at Duncan United Church, 246 Ingram St., Duncan. $30/$10. Reserved: $25. Phone 250-748-8383.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: March 12, 1pm at St Mark’s Church Hall, 138 Hoylake Rd W. Guests $6. Info: mifaclub2000@gmail.com or Joanne 250-757-8969.
Afro-Latin Marimba Dance Party! Presented by Robin Layne & The Rhythm Makers on Friday, March 13, 7:30pm (doors at 6:30pm), at 4815 Argyle, Port Alberni. An uplifting, joyful experience that will transport you to warmer climates.
Curling Championships for Players 80+: Hosted by The Pacific Coast Masters Curling Association & New Horizons for Seniors. Held at the Qualicum & District Curling Club on March 18 &19, 10am-2pm each day.
Downsizing in 2026? Attend our free seminar. Held Wednesday, March 25, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home, step-by-step. You will learn purging, knowing your limits & maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve your spot & bring a friend! Pre-register: 250-616-3641 or ian@ianthompsonrealestate.com
Nanaimo Men’s Shed Society is looking for new members & a new space. Where men connect & work on community projects, or just have a coffee & chat. For info, or if you know of an available space (600+ sq ft), call 250-327-2379 or email: jboudcan@gmail.com
Hall & Grounds Rentals Available at CHRCO (Coombs) Rodeo Grounds. Great for weddings, birthday parties, events, festivals, camping, filming, medieval combat & much more. Contact us at 250-927-2747 or coombsrodeogrounds@gmail.com or visit: www.CHRCO.org
Drinking out of Control? We can help! 24hr hotline: 250-597-3282 or go to www.cowichanaa.ca & click on ‘Find a Meeting’.
Prom Closet Nanaimo is now booking appointments for students graduating from any high school & looking for formal wear. For more info, email: promcloset.nanaimo@gmail.com
Arbutus Toastmasters: Learn the art of public speaking in a fun, safe, supportive environment. Mondays, 7–9pm at 246 Hirst. Visit: www.arbutus.toastmastersclubs.org
Seeking New Volunteers: West Coast General Hospital & Westhaven Long-Term Care Facility are seeking volunteers to join the team. Flexible, supportive & genuinely fun. Contribute to your community & be a part of something good. For info, email: volunteer@islandhealth.ca
Soups On (& more) for Seniors: A monthly seniors luncheon held on the 1st Wednesday of each month from 10:45am–12:30pm at Trinity Lutheran Church, 2704 James St., Duncan. A welcoming place for guests to enjoy a nutritious meal. By donation (suggested $5). 250-746-8171.
Tai Chi Beginner Intakes: Navy League, 750 Fifth St., Tues’ 1pm & 6:45pm; North Oyster Community Centre, 13467 Cedar Rd, Ladysmith, Thurs’, 2pm; Oliver Woods, 6000 Oliver Rd., on Thursdays 6:45pm. By donation.
Qualicum Beach Farmers Market: Every Saturday from 8:30am-12pm, year round. Come enjoy an incredible selection of fresh produce & locally produced goods. Our vendors make, bake or grow the products they offer for sale. Qualicum Beach Community Hall, 644 Veterans Way.
Free Skate! Nanaimo Lions Club invites you to Frank Crane Arena every Sunday, 12-1:30pm. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Cherry Point Artists meet every Thursday at the Cowichan Exhibition Grounds 9:30am-1pm until June. New members welcome. Workshops & art shows are some of the activities offered.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club has a new venue at Duncan Community Lodge, 2244 Moose Rd. Meet first Tuesday of the month, 10:30am. Info: cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca 250-747-1744.
Chemainus Saturday Market: A Chemainus United Church Fundraiser Sat’s, 10am–2pm at 9814 Willow St., all year. Table rentals, $25. Contact Joyce text: 250-533-9392 or email: joyce.cloakey@gmail.com
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. This author wrote The Little Mermaid fairy tale.
2. What is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea?
3. What colour are robin’s eggs?
4. This Egyptian hieroglyph is called the “key of life.”
5. What is the capital of Croatia?
2. What is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea?
3. What colour are robin’s eggs?
4. This Egyptian hieroglyph is called the “key of life.”
5. What is the capital of Croatia?
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Aries often focus on securing their immediate desires. Now may be a good time to consider what you value and what commitment you could make to achieve it. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 24, 33, 38, 47.
A relationship may be an important midweek focus for you. What changes would improve your connection? Would you like more freedom in the relationship, or less? Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 14, 17, 25, 36.
Do your actions align with your highest values and your sense of who you are? Midweek may be a good time to manifest an opportunity to accomplish these goals. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 11, 20, 29, 46.
If you actively seek it, a new opportunity may emerge this week. Tap into your intuition to evaluate pros and cons, as well as how to successfully implement it. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 23, 24, 31, 33.
You may feel an impulsive desire at midweek to immediately get what you want. Resist the temptation for a few days. You might find that this urgent need will pass. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 17, 20, 22, 38.
Early in the week, you may receive a sign from the universe to complete or otherwise end something. No need to rush this, but you should not ignore it either. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 20, 32, 41, 46.
At midweek, you may be wanting to indulge in something pleasurable to help you recharge. Anything from a good meal to a day spa package could fit the bill. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 11, 19, 33, 48.
Your radar for picking up intuitive information from other people may be turned up to maximum volume at midweek. Avoiding large gatherings for a few days might help. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 16, 25, 30, 36.
Early in the week, be patient about making progress on your goals. Take a couple of days to tap into your intuition and to incorporate what you learn into your plans. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 13, 14, 24, 31.
Being grounded and ambitious, strongly contributes to Capricorn successes. These qualities may be muted early in the week, letting you see things in a different light. Lucky numbers: 18, 20, 23, 27, 42, 43.
An Aquarius often takes an intellectual, technological approach to accomplishing goals. At the week’s end, softening this may help you better achieve your objective. Lucky numbers: 12, 17, 19, 30, 31, 45.
Pisces know what they want to see in the world, but sometimes can’t communicate that vision. The difficulty is heightened now. Be aware when interacting with others. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 14, 17, 26, 41.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Ancient cement: The Romans mixed volcanic ash into their concrete, creating building material that resisted cracking and crumbling. Their aqueducts and harbours remain today, a lasting example of how effective this ancient construction method truly was.
Crystal giants: Deep beneath a mountain in Mexico, miners uncovered a cave filled with gypsum crystal beams over 10 meters (32.8 ft.) long. Formed slowly in mineral-rich water, these crystals remain one of the world’s most extraordinary underground wonders.
Mail tubes: Long before email, New York City sped letters through pressurized tubes hidden beneath its streets. These canisters carried hundreds of messages at high speed, a futuristic system later replaced by faster vehicles on the roads above.
Frozen frogs: Some frogs in North America can freeze solid through the winter, with their hearts completely stopped. When spring warmth returns, they thaw back to life in perfect order, leaving scientists amazed at this natural survival trick.
Fish memory: Goldfish are often thought to be forgetful, yet they can actually hold onto information longer than expected. They’re able to learn routines and respond to familiar situations, showing that their memory stretches well beyond just a few moments.
How did you pass the exam for candy making school?
Easy, I fudged it!
Barbed wire was first used for de fence.
I bought a cat, despite my allergies. It was a rash decision.
Patient: “Doctor, I seem to be getting smaller and smaller.”
Doctor: “Well, you have to be a little patient.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mozart. Mozart who? Mozart is found in a museum.
Easy, I fudged it!
Barbed wire was first used for de fence.
I bought a cat, despite my allergies. It was a rash decision.
Patient: “Doctor, I seem to be getting smaller and smaller.”
Doctor: “Well, you have to be a little patient.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mozart. Mozart who? Mozart is found in a museum.
Trivia Answers: 1. Hans Christian Andersen 2. Sicily 3. Blue 4. Ankh
5. Zagreb
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