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Sept 25 - Oct 1, 2023
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Straight arrow: If you want to get into an archery competition with someone, stay clear of Lars Andersen because he is bound to come out on top. The Danish archer has proven time and time again that his archery skills are exceptional. For example, he broke a record when he consecutively shot seven arrows through a very small keyhole from 30 feet away. The wee opening, which was located in a door, was less than one centimetre in diameter. Anderson shot his seven arrows with barely a break between each successful attempt. He is also capable of shooting 10 arrows in less than five seconds. He is interested in historic archery and uses traditional methods in the sport.
Furry feel: What if you love cats, but your rented accommodation won’t allow pets? Or what if you wish to stroke a cat, but are allergic to felines? Worse yet, what if petting a cat eases your stress, but for the above reasons, you can’t have one? Then you might want to try bed linens and blankets made by a Japanese company called Nissen. To help cat lovers who can’t have a cat, these products are made with material that feels like a cat’s coat. When designing the artificial feline fur, the company asked cat-loving employees to test it for everything from softness to thickness, and even colour. The products in the line, called Neko Feel, sell very fast!
Ardent fan: People in Argentina love soccer, and for many, missing a World Cup soccer game would be a travesty. When the Argentina-versus-Croatia game was set to start on television during the last World Cup, an ardent fan in Buenos Aires realized that the bus he was riding during rush hour would never get him home in time. So, when the driver got off for a minute, the fan took advantage of the moment, jumped in the driver’s seat, and hijacked the bus! He drove it as close to his home as possible. Meanwhile, the driver called police, who managed to apprehend the man before he reached his house. After all this, the fan missed the game!
Cell phone theft: Getting your cell phone stolen is one thing, but having 125 of them snitched in a grab-and-run theft is quite another. That happened to an unnamed New York City man. The fellow was a regular at a Fifth Avenue electronics store. He would buy many phones for the purpose of reselling them through his business. At the time of the theft, he had just left the store with three bags of the devices. A car pulled up and two men emerged, demanding the bags. The victim put up a fight, but the thieves got away with one bag, which contained 125 phones worth $95,000 (USD). Police are looking into the matter.
“If I create from the heart, nearly everything works; if from the head, almost nothing.” - Marc Chagall
“Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.” - Bruce Lee
“Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.” - Bruce Lee
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
Indoor Fall Fair: Presented by Knox United Church on Sat., Sept. 23, 8am-2pm. Free admission, bargains galore, food trucks & more!
Oceanside Community Makerspace: Creative learning space offering sewing, silversmithing, fibre arts, handbuilt clay, wood burning, book club, gift shop, classes & more. 133 McMillan St. (lower level), Parksville. Email: oceansidemakerspace@gmail.com
Roaring 20’s Murder Mystery: Live music & a mystery play within a play! Sept. 24, 6pm at RC Br. 211, Bowser, 7035 Island Hwy West. For more info, call: 250.884.0500.
Bradley Centre’s 3rd Annual Destash Sale: Held at The Bradley Centre in Coombs, Sun., Sept. 24, 9:30am-2 pm, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Free entry. Shop great deals from yarn to fabric, paper products to other art supplies, find everything you need for your next creative project
Join Alpha: A space to ask all your questions about life, faith
& meaning, in a friendly environment with people like you. Chemainus
Pentecostal Church, 9471 Chemainus Rd. Starting Sept. 27, 6:30pm. Call
today 250-246-3810
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild next meeting is Wed., Sept. 27, at 1:30pm & 6:30pm. Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St.
Time to Round-up Books & Puzzles! In preparation for the 38th Annual CFUW PQ Book Sale coming to the Coombs Fairground Sept., 27th - Oct. 1st. Recycle your good used books & puzzles by dropping them off at the CFUW PQ donation box by Save-On-Foods (Wembley Mall)
Crafts from the Crypt Fair: Mark your calendars for the annual one-of-a-kind Halloween-themed arts & craft fair celebrating the spooky & macabre! Explore talented vendors Sep 30 - Oct 1 in the rustic barn at Highland Pacific Golf in Victoria. Professional photographer, tattoo artist, face painting, food trucks & more. Costumes encouraged! Visit: www.craftsfromthecryptfair.com
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Domagoj Ivanovic, violin & Noel McRobbie, piano on October 1, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. For ticket info, call: 250-748-8383.
Attend a Free Downsizing Seminar: Oct. 3, 1-3pm, Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve today & bring a friend 250.616.3641. Four guest speakers.
Attention Cowichan Valley Residents 18+: We want to know how you are doing! Please take this ‘health & wellness’ survey, before Oct. 3rd, to let us know: www.ourhealthourcommunity.ca
Nanaimo Theatre Group seeks actors for their February play Leading Ladies. Auditions Oct 4, 7pm & Oct 7, 1pm at 2373 Rosstown Road; FMI: stageguy@shaw.ca
The Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market runs Saturdays until October 7, 10am-2pm. Music, great food, drinks, fresh produce, jewellery, delicious baked goods, woodworking products, glass products & more. 10052 Southshore Rd.
Echo Players Presents ‘Doubt’, A Parable: By John Patrick Shanley & Director, Jennifer Kelly. Oct 12 - 29. Thur - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee’s, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W, 2nd Ave. Tickets: 250-752-3522 or echoplayers.ca
Community Talent Show: Free auditions every Saturday in September at RC Br. 211, Bowser, 7035 Island Hwy West. Show us your talent. Categories: children <12 yrs, 12-18 yrs, young adult 18-25 & adult >25. Text or call 250-884-0500 for a form & submit your idea! Actual show held Oct. 13 & 14.
Cowichan Aquatic Centre is ‘Offering Minds in Motion’: A fitness
& social program for people living with any form of early stage
dementia, along with a care partner or friend (designed for pairs). Held
5 Friday’s, until Oct. 13, 10-11:30am. Call 250-746-7665 to register.
13th Annual Lions Free Skate: Every Sunday at 12pm at the Frank
Crane Arena, Nanaimo except during the Christmas Holidays until the end
of March 2024. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Friday Night Market: Held every Friday at the Harbour Quay, Port
Alberni, 4-8pm until November. Local food vendors, arts, crafts, music
& much more! Presented by Wesco Food Society.
Volunteer Drivers Needed! Nanaimo Family Life Association is in need of Volunteer Drivers for members of our older adult community! Mileage is paid. Inquire at a_knapman@nflabc.org or 250-754-3331 ext. 206.
1. The Comoro Islands are in the Atlantic, Indian, or Pacific Ocean?
2. What does a pedometer record?
3. Is baking yeast single-celled or multicellular?
4. The Brachioradialis muscle helps you breathe - T/F?
5. The first roller coaster debuted in 1817, 1907, or 1960?
2. What does a pedometer record?
3. Is baking yeast single-celled or multicellular?
4. The Brachioradialis muscle helps you breathe - T/F?
5. The first roller coaster debuted in 1817, 1907, or 1960?
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The end of the week may be a good time to evaluate whether your efforts have borne fruit or not. What lessons from your experiences can you pass along to others? Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 10, 14, 19, 48.
A lot of energy is in flux this week, whirling around you. Be conscious of how unexpected information suddenly may come to you. Examine it, but be cautious of acting now. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 19, 40, 43, 48.
Geminis usually have a quick mind that processes a lot of information from the ether. Energy at the end of the week may ramp up this quality. Be aware of overload. Lucky numbers: 2, 10, 15, 16, 26, 41.
Be aware of your mood at the week’s end. If you are tempted to argue about something that is irritating you, seeking a more positive approach may be better. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 17, 18, 33, 44.
At the end of the week, you may find yourself talking about your values, particularly regarding relationships. Discussions with others now may help you uncover what is important to you. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 35, 37, 38, 39.
You may find that you encounter opposition to your efforts at midweek. The universe may be asking you to consider how to integrate more intuition into your thought process. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 15, 23, 28, 48.
Keep your eyes open for a new opportunity at the end of the week. There is a potential for you to clearly and precisely communicate your needs to others. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 13, 20, 29, 44.
Scorpios can often come across very intensely to others. There may be an opportunity for you to incorporate more diplomacy into your communications style. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 14, 18, 32, 44.
You may feel an urge toward impulsive action this week. Your desired outcome may be positive for you, but look before you leap. First carefully consider the pros and cons. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 32, 33, 42, 44.
Your Capricorn desire for achievement may receive an extra boost of ambition at the end of the week. Avoid conflict by focusing on areas of common ground with others. Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 20, 37, 46, 47.
This may be a good time to begin new endeavours. You may want to ask for assistance from others. Focus on how these efforts can make a difference in their lives. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 19, 39, 41, 43.
The Chinese character for crisis represents both danger and opportunity. Both qualities are potential outcomes for you at midweek. Therefore, wisely choosing your path is important. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 4, 31, 47, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 11.
Beloved tree: The Angel Oak Tree is a landmark tree on John’s Island, South Carolina (U.S.). Estimated to be 300 to 400 years old, it is 65 ft. (19.8 m) tall with wide branches that shade a 17,000-sq. ft. (1,579.4-sq. m) area.
Young star: Billie Eilish started becoming famous as a musician at a young age. The American singer-songwriter’s “Ocean Eyes” was an online hit in 2015 when she was only 13. She creates music with her brother Finneas.
Remote and beautiful: The Gates of the Arctic is a national park in the U.S. Situated in Alaska, the country’s northernmost state, it receives the fewest annual visitors of any U.S. national park, due to its far-flung location.
Lush eyelashes: Some people have two sets of eyelashes. The condition, distichiasis, can be either acquired or present at birth, and may need to be treated if it causes eye irritation.
Fruity-tooty: The fruit called feijoa is also known as pineapple guava. Native to some South American countries, it resembles a lime, but is eaten by scooping out the flesh with a spoon.
Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a scone in my ear.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that.”
My new girlfriend tends to bees all day. She’s a real keeper.
Don’t corner something that is meaner than you.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oldest. Oldest who? Oldest knocking wears me out!
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.
Doctor: “Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that.”
My new girlfriend tends to bees all day. She’s a real keeper.
Don’t corner something that is meaner than you.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oldest. Oldest who? Oldest knocking wears me out!
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.
Trivia Answers: 1. Indian 2. Distance by number of steps 3. Single 4. False 5. 1817
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September 18 - 24, 2023
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Goat story: A pesky little bylaw that prevents farm animals from being kept in town isn’t stopping Albert and Yoka Hoogendoorn from housing a goat on their property in Ingersoll, Ontario (Canada). The goat, named Bob, is getting elderly and is part of the Hoogendoorn family. When the couple moved into town from their farm, they brought Bob with them. Albert wanted to give their horned pet a nice home, so he built Bob a shed in the backyard, complete with heat and a salt slick. The neighbours get a kick out of seeing Albert and Yoka take Bob for walks. So far no one has complained to the authorities, so the bylaw has not been an issue.
Bugging the police: A Japanese man had a few things he wanted to say to staff members at the Saitama Prefectural Police department. In fact, when someone answered the phone, the 67-year-old man yelled that they should all be fired, amongst other things. He did so 2,060 times in a nine-day period. The calls, which averaged about one every six minutes, were taking up so much of the police department’s time that something had to be done. Police went to his home and arrested him for preventing them from doing their jobs. His persistent phoning could have interfered with emergency calls to which police needed to respond.
Two owners: An uninhabited island in the Bidasoa River, which flows between Irun, Spain, and Hendaye, France, is quite small. Only about 200 metres (656 ft.) long, it’s a sliver in the river, a few metres from the mainland of each country. Called Pheasant Island, it has a unique ownership: for six months a year, it is ruled by Spain, and for the other six months, it is ruled by France. Centuries ago, the countries struck the deal to end a long war. To honour the agreement, a monument was built in the middle of the island. Today, only a few visitors are allowed there and only for rare occasions, such as the change-of-ownership ceremony twice a year.
Small town: There are small towns, and then there are really small towns. One such place is Hum, Istria, Croatia, a tiny, hilltop collection of medieval residences that is thought to be the smallest town in the world. At least that’s what locals are using as a claim to fame. The population of Hum is somewhere between 20 and 30. It has two streets, a bell tower, a church, and a restaurant. The view is fantastic and the serenity palatable. Brick housing sits along cobblestone streets decorated with colourful flower pots. Busy in the tourist season, Hum is a tranquil place for townsfolk to live when things quiet down for the winter.
“Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.” - Carl Jung
“If I waited for perfection, I would never write a word.” - Margaret Atwood
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
13th Annual Lions Free Skate: Every Sunday at 12pm at the Frank Crane Arena, Nanaimo except during the Christmas Holidays until the end of March 2024. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Join Alpha: A space to ask all your questions about life, faith & meaning, in a friendly environment with people like you. Chemainus Pentecostal Church, 9471 Chemainus Rd. Starting Sept. 20 & 27, 6:30pm. Call today 250-246-3810
Oceanside Community Makerspace: Creative learning space offering sewing, silversmithing, fibre arts, handbuilt clay, wood burning, book club, gift shop, classes & more. 133 McMillan St. (lower level), Parksville. Email: oceansidemakerspace@gmail.com
Friday Night Market: Held every Friday at the Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, 4-8pm until November. Local food vendors, arts, crafts, music & much more! Presented by Wesco Food Society.
Cowichan Aquatic Centre is ‘Offering Minds in Motion’: A fitness & social program for people living with any form of early stage dementia, along with a care partner or friend (designed for pairs). Held 5 Friday’s, Sept. 15 - Oct. 13, 10-11:30am. Call 250-746-7665 to register.
Fall Equinox Art Exhibit - The Earth Show: Tints, tones, tastes & textures of Terra Firma at Gallery Skye. Located at St. Joseph’s Artist studios, 9735 Elm St., Chemainus. Wed., Sept. 20, 12-7pm; Thur., Sept 21 & Fri., Sept. 22, 4-8pm.
Indoor Fall Fair: Presented by Knox United Church on Sat., Sept. 23, 8am-2pm. Free admission, bargains galore, food trucks & more!
Roaring 20’s Murder Mystery: Live music & a mystery play within a play! Sept. 24, 6pm at RC Br. 211, Bowser, 7035 Island Hwy West. For more info, call: 250.884.0500.
Bradley Centre’s 3rd Annual Destash Sale: Held at The Bradley Centre in Coombs, Sun., Sept. 24, 9:30am-2 pm, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Free entry. Shop great deals from yarn to fabric, paper products to other art supplies, find everything you need for your next creative project
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild next meeting is Wed., Sept. 27, at 1:30pm & 6:30pm. Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St.
Time to Round-up Books & Puzzles! In preparation for the 38th Annual CFUW PQ Book Sale coming to the Coombs Fairground Sept., 27th - Oct. 1st. Recycle your good used books & puzzles by dropping them off at the CFUW PQ donation box by Save-On-Foods (Wembley Mall)
Crafts from the Crypt Fair: Mark your calendars for the annual one-of-a-kind Halloween-themed arts & craft fair celebrating the spooky & macabre! Explore talented vendors Sep 30 - Oct 1 in the rustic barn at Highland Pacific Golf in Victoria. Professional photographer, tattoo artist, face painting, food trucks & more. Costumes encouraged! Visit: www.craftsfromthecryptfair.com
Attend a Free Downsizing Seminar: Oct. 3, 1-3pm, Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve today & bring a friend 250.616.3641. Four guest speakers.
Attention Cowichan Valley Residents 18+: We want to know how you are doing! Please take this ‘health & wellness’ survey, before Oct. 3rd, to let us know: www.ourhealthourcommunity.ca
The Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market runs Saturdays until October 7, 10am-2pm. Music, great food, drinks, fresh produce, jewellery, delicious baked goods, woodworking products, glass products & more. 10052 Southshore Rd.
Community Talent Show: Free auditions every Saturday in September at RC Br. 211, Bowser, 7035 Island Hwy West. Show us your talent. Categories: children <12 yrs, 12-18 yrs, young adult 18-25 & adult >25. Text or call 250-884-0500 for a form & submit your idea! Actual show held Oct. 13 & 14.
Volunteer Drivers Needed! Nanaimo Family Life Association is in need of Volunteer Drivers for members of our older adult community! Mileage is paid. Inquire at a_knapman@nflabc.org or 250-754-3331 ext. 206.
1. “A ring around the Sun or Moon” means what is coming soon?
2. Did Betty Crocker or Ruth Wakefield invent the chocolate chip cookie?
3. What is considered the national sport of China?
4. The English Horn is a brass or woodwind instrument?
5. Who is considered the “father” of the helicopter?
2. Did Betty Crocker or Ruth Wakefield invent the chocolate chip cookie?
3. What is considered the national sport of China?
4. The English Horn is a brass or woodwind instrument?
5. Who is considered the “father” of the helicopter?
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You may be determined now to break through an old issue that is an obstacle to your current progress. Perhaps you should consider graciously asking others to assist you. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 14, 23, 40, 45.
Taurus is often cautious in taking risks, especially if it requires trusting others. There is a potential now to make an adjustment in your ability to discern whom to trust. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 16, 18, 30, 41.
At midweek, you may find yourself in a quandary of opposing possibilities. Be aware of jumping impulsively into action, and consider postponing any important decisions for a few days. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 21, 36, 39, 45.
Late this week you may be emotionally spinning over whatever insecurities you feel about yourself. Can you gain any insight about these feelings before this period of several days passes? Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 14, 15, 34, 40.
Leo’s strong, sunny energy sometimes exhibits a child-like demeanour that can be too self-focused. This month you may have an opportunity to equally focus on the needs of others. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 23, 33, 40, 44.
Leadership needs a balance of results and relationships. Virgos often focus more on results. There may be an opportunity this month to improve your balance of these two elements. Lucky numbers: 7, 28, 32, 35, 36, 43.
This month, for Libra’s the Sun comes back into the same position as it was on your birth date. It is a very good time to take stock and plan new goals. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 13, 29, 32, 35.
You may experience some intense emotions at the beginning of the week. If so, take a step back and breathe. This dynamic should only last a few days, so be patient. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 24, 33, 36, 44.
Your enthusiasm and optimism are highlighted at midweek. This encourages you to dream big, but you may want to wait a few days to act on your new plans. Lucky numbers: 7, 15, 21, 30, 36, 39.
Information from your unconscious may shine a light on an old, painful situation. If you are proactive, an opportunity may arise to release any remaining trauma and resolve the issue. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 24, 30, 47, 48.
Human evolution is an important theme for many Aquarians. Sometimes this may feel like a hopeless challenge, but striving for grace and diplomacy can help you make progress this month. Lucky numbers: 12, 16, 22, 23, 32, 40.
Pisces sometimes have difficulty setting boundaries. Right now this may be causing a stalemate for you. How can you make an adjustment that provides a win-win for everyone? Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 19, 25, 41, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Movie mania: The first full-length animated film to grace the world was not, as one might expect, something from the Disney studio. Rather, it was called El Apóstol and was made by an Argentinian named Quirino Cristiani in 1917.
No big signs: Landscapes around the world are cluttered with billboards. In 1927, before it was a state, Hawaii (U.S.) passed a law prohibiting them. Later, the states of Vermont, Maine, and Alaska followed suit.
Lots of fun: Near Copenhagen, Denmark, is a place where people have been having fun for centuries. Called Bakken, or officially Dyrehavsbakken, it is the oldest amusement park in the world. It has been around since 1583.
Don’t touch! An octopus that lives around coral reefs, from Japan to Australia, is called the blue-ringed octopus. With yellow skin with distinct blue and black circles, they are extremely poisonous.
Carrot tops: If you have carrots from the garden or a farm, don’t throw away the greens. They can be chopped, ground, and pureed into marinades, soups, stews, and stocks, among other foods.
Your fingers are a lot like the hardware store. They’ve both have a lot of nails.
I used to work as a hairdresser, but I just wasn’t cut out for it.
Silence is sometimes the best answer.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? It’s scold out
there!
First sheep: “Moo.”
Second sheep: “Why did you say ‘moo’?”
First sheep: “I’m learning a foreign language.”I used to work as a hairdresser, but I just wasn’t cut out for it.
Silence is sometimes the best answer.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? It’s scold out
there!
Trivia Answers: 1. Rain or snow 2. Ruth Wakefield 3. Table tennis
4. Woodwind 5. Igor Sikorsky
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September 11 - 17, 2023
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Expensive house: A house in Rome is so excessively expensive that no one wants to buy it. The Villa Aurora is located near Via Veneto, one of the most famous streets in the city, which has hotels that cater to the rich. Once a hunting lodge, it has been owned by a noble family for 400 years. But after an inheritance battle, the courts directed that it be sold at auction and the proceeds split between the involved parties. But no one bid during multiple auctions, which started at €471 million, because the villa’s features are driving the price sky high. These include a ceiling mural painted in the late 1500s by Baroque master Caravaggio.
Doctor in the house? A young Turkish woman wanted to please her parents by becoming a doctor. However, Ayse Özkiraz did not manage to pass the higher education entrance exam. Instead of confessing to her parents, she pretended that she’d been accepted and told friends and acquaintances, as well. Things got out of hand when she accompanied her mother to a hospital for treatment, where she told staff she was a doctor. Staff believed her and offered her a job. She lasted in the job for over a year, but other doctors eventually became suspicious when they noticed that she was often unsure of simple medical issues. They called police, and her gig was up.
Sick of the song: The next time the holiday season rolls around, listen for that ubiquitous song, “Last Christmas,” made famous by the rock group Wham. If Tomas and Hannah Mazzetti have their way, the song will no longer be played on the airwaves. The Swedish couple are so sick of the song that they are trying to raise enough money to buy the rights to it. Using crowdfunding, they are hoping to coax other folks who feel the same way to donate to the cause. They have a long way to go. To own the tune, they need $15 to $25 million, but then they could decide whether it gets played or not.
Pet fish: Some people have a few pet dogs or several cats, but a man in Vietnam’s An Giang province looks after a whole school of fish. A few years ago, Muoi Phuc started feeding a type of fish called pangasius, which live in the river by his home on the Mekong Delta. At first, he just attracted a few fish, but eventually, the number increased to many thousands. After he started doing this, other folks who live along the riverbank tried to attract fish, but they would only go to Muoi Phuc’s house. Because of this, the fish lover has become famous in the area. Many locals and tourists alike come by to watch him feed his “pets.”
“I am my own muse, the subject I know best.” - Frida Kahlo
“Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.”
- Ray Bradbury
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
Attention Cowichan Valley Residents 18+: We want to know how you are doing! Please take this ‘health & wellness’ survey to let us know: www.ourhealthourcommunity.ca
Oceanside Community Makerspace: Creative learning space offering sewing, silversmithing, fibre arts, handbuilt clay, wood burning, book club, gift shop, classes & more. 133 McMillan St. (lower level), Parksville. Email: oceansidemakerspace@gmail.com
13th Annual Lions Free Skate: Every Sunday at 12pm at the Frank Crane Arena, Nanaimo except during the Christmas Holidays until the end of March 2024. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Friday Night Market: Held every Friday at the Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, 4-8pm until November. Local food vendors, arts, crafts, music & much more! Presented by Wesco Food Society.
Cowichan Aquatic Centre is ‘Offering Minds in Motion’: A fitness & social program for people living with any form of early stage dementia, along with a care partner or friend (designed for pairs). Held 5 Friday’s, Sept. 15 - Oct. 13, 10-11:30am. Call 250-746-7665 to register.
NanGo Grannies Giant Fabric Sale: Sat., Sept. 16, 10am- 1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club. Huge selection of fabric, yarn & notions at bargain prices! Free parking, bring your own shopping bags. Masks recommended. Cash & credit cards, ATM on site. Proceeds to Stephen Lewis Foundation Grandmothers’ projects in Africa.
39th Annual Port Alberni Toy Run: Festivities held September 16 & 17, 8am-5pm at Glenwood Centre. Vendors, Show & Shine & more. Registration Sept. 16, 10am at Little Qualicum Falls. Great family fun!
Dean’s Marine Annual Marine Swap n Shop: Do you have marine related items collecting dust? This is the place to do it. Sept 16, 5295 Chaster Rd., Duncan. Info: 250-748-0829.
Gabriola Fall Fair 2023! Embrace the Autumn spirit on Sun., Sept. 17, noon - 6pm at Gabriola Commons, Gabriola Island. Local artisans, food vendors, dog show, live music games, kid zone & more!
Join Alpha: A space to ask all your questions about life, faith & meaning, in a friendly environment with people like you. Chemainus Pentecostal Church, 9471 Chemainus Rd. Starting Sept. 20, 6:30pm. Call today 250-246-3810
Fall Equinox Art Exhibit - The Earth Show: Tints, tones, tastes & textures of Terra Firma at Gallery Skye. Located at St. Joseph’s Artist studios, 9735 Elm St., Chemainus. Wed., Sept. 20, 12-7pm; Thur., Sept 21 & Fri., Sept. 22, 4-8pm.
Roaring 20’s Murder Mystery: Live music & a mystery play within a play! Sept. 24, 6pm at RC Br. 211, Bowser, 7035 Island Hwy West. For more info, call: 250.884.0500.
Crafts from the Crypt Fair: Mark your calendars for the annual one-of-a-kind Halloween-themed arts & craft fair celebrating the spooky & macabre! Explore talented vendors Sep 30 - Oct 1 in the rustic barn at Highland Pacific Golf in Victoria. Professional photographer, tattoo artist, face painting, food trucks & more. Costumes encouraged! Visit: www.craftsfromthecryptfair.com
Attend a Free Downsizing Seminar: Oct. 3, 1-3pm, Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn about purging, knowing your limits, maximizing your new smaller space & more. Reserve today & bring a friend 250.616.3641. Four guest speakers.
The Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market runs Saturdays until October 7, 10am-2pm. Music, great food, drinks, fresh produce, jewellery, delicious baked goods, woodworking products, glass products & more. 10052 Southshore Rd.
Community Talent Show: Free auditions every Saturday in September at RC Br. 211, Bowser, 7035 Island Hwy West. Show us your talent. Categories: children <12 yrs, 12-18 yrs, young adult 18-25 & adult >25. Text or call 250-884-0500 for a form & submit your idea! Actual show held Oct. 13 & 14.
1. What is the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields?
2. Nepal is a federal parliamentary republic - T/F?
3. Who was the male lead in the movie The Quiet Man?
4. Did prize-maker Alfred Nobel invent gunpowder?
5. Which French leader was called the Sun King?
2. Nepal is a federal parliamentary republic - T/F?
3. Who was the male lead in the movie The Quiet Man?
4. Did prize-maker Alfred Nobel invent gunpowder?
5. Which French leader was called the Sun King?
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At midweek, you may be eager and ambitious to make progress on an endeavour, but something is holding you back. Consider the pros and cons, but wait a few days to proceed. Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 13, 14, 22, 34.
A sudden or unexpected opportunity may come your way. You may be ambitious to manifest it, but be careful of how it could conflict with your values or relationships. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 18, 20, 41, 46.
Geminis often easily extract information from the ethereal realm. If that quality has been interrupted the last few weeks, this dynamic should begin to return to normal now. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 18, 19, 21, 27.
Have you been struggling the past few weeks to translate your feelings into clear thoughts and then communicate your ideas to others? This obstacle could ease at midweek. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 17, 25, 35, 40.
For the next few months, your role as a mother or child may be a focus for you to explore. Maybe you should concentrate on what you can learn going forward. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 28, 37, 46, 48.
Perhaps a situation in your life has seemed stuck for the past few weeks. The energy is shifting now, and that may allow you to develop a new plan. Lucky numbers: 10, 19, 20, 26, 28, 48.
Your innate grace and diplomacy is highlighted at midweek. Consider how you can use this skill to help yourself or others to navigate a tense situation you may be experiencing. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 10, 15, 16, 34.
How well do you nurture yourself and others? This concept may be a focus of awareness, as well as an area of change for you over the next few months. Lucky numbers: 4, 17, 27, 30, 40, 46.
At midweek you may encounter someone who is concerned with small details. It may be helpful to avoid conflict with them, or respond with well researched details about the situation. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 32, 36, 38, 43.
While we all may have recently experienced issues with technology & communications, Capricorns may have gotten through this better than others. Take heart; relief may be coming. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 13, 17, 29, 34.
Aquarians often focus on advancing humanity’s evolution, but it can be from a detached demeanour. Next few months may encourage you to incorporate a more nurturing element. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 37, 38, 42, 44.
You may feel that your intuition is in a stalemate now with the requirements of reality. What changes can you make to develop a more balanced view going forward? Lucky numbers:
8, 18, 28, 31, 32, 39.
8, 18, 28, 31, 32, 39.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Bird of prey: The American kestrel (Falco sparverius) soars the skies from Canada to Panama. Sometimes called the sparrow hawk, this small falcon catches insects, lizards, rodents, and even small birds.
Deep breath: The Bajau people in Southeast Asia dive underwater to fish. A sea culture for over 1,000 years, some in the community are able to hold their breath for up to 13 minutes as they dive deep in the water.
Spewing fire: Volcanoes that are potentially active may not erupt regularly or often, but more than 1,350 of them are found around the world. On average, between 50 and 70 volcanoes erupt every year.
Doll namesake: Barbie, the doll that has fascinated little girls since 1959, was introduced by Mattel, Inc., co-founder Ruth Handler. The name, “Barbie,” comes from Handler’s daughter’s name, which was “Barbara.”
Rap on: American rapper Lil Nas X came into the spotlight with the 2018 song “Old Town Road.” and worked with country star Billy Ray Cyrus on a remix of the song. It hit the Billboard Hot 100 in 2019.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Argue. Argue who? Argue going to let me in?
Kitchen remodelers are very counterproductive.
Patient: “Doctor, I’ve swallowed some holiday decorations.”
Doctor: “Ah, you’ve got tinselitis.”
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
I was supposed to do a list of odd jobs. I finished numbers 1,
3, 5, 7, and 9.
Kitchen remodelers are very counterproductive.
Patient: “Doctor, I’ve swallowed some holiday decorations.”
Doctor: “Ah, you’ve got tinselitis.”
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
I was supposed to do a list of odd jobs. I finished numbers 1,
3, 5, 7, and 9.
Trivia Answers: 1. London chamber orchestra 2. True 3. John Wayne 4. No 5. Louis XIV
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September 4 - 10, 2023
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Stone carver: A fellow named Ganauri Paswan, who lives in the village of Jaru Banwariya in northern India, has a heart of gold, as well as unending patience to complete a task. He wanted everyone, regardless of their mobility issues, to be able to walk up a 457-metre (1,500-ft.) rocky mountainside to a temple at the top. Using only rudimentary tools like a chisel and hammer, he carved 400 steps. It took him eight years to complete the job, which he did on a volunteer basis. He often worked alone, but sometimes family members and friends would join him for a day of work. To carve the steps, he used stones he found on the mountain.
Hot water: Ever dream of sitting in a hot tub while in the middle of a lake? A Spacruzzi is a hot tub boat made in the United States by a company of the same name. Shaped like a teardrop, the watercraft has seats, just like a normal hot tub, and steamy water is regulated through a heating and filtration system. A small motor allows users to cruise around their chosen lake for a few hours. The expensive contraption, which starts at $48,900 (USD), also boasts a gas fireplace, and buyers can opt for extras, such as underwater lighting. The unit is small enough to be easily transported and launched. What an experience!
Barcode tattoo: A man from Taiwan was tired of pulling his cell phone from his pocket to make payments by showing the barcode on his transaction app. So he got a tattoo of the barcode. Now he presents his arm and lets the cashier scan the code to pay for goods. Luckily, he found a talented tattoo artist for the job; one small slip up, such as too much space between bars or one bar that was too thin or thick, would have made the code unusable. The tattoo works, at least for now. In time, it may fade and he may need to have touch-ups done.
Looking good: Fashion designers around the world are finding a new market for their designs: hospitals or, more precisely, the patients in hospitals. Who wants to be in a healthcare facility, already feeling unwell, and then look even worse in a traditional, baggy hospital gown that ties at the back? No one! So clothing makers have started crafting stylish and functional gowns using soft, comfortable fabric, nice colours, and utilitarian features, such as pockets. The idea is that people who are ill should not also have to think about how they are dressed. Plus, a nice-looking gown may serve to lift spirits and provide a small bit of dignity.
“How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.”
- Wayne Dyer
“Never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense.”
- Winston Churchill
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
Port Alberni Salmon Derby 2023: Presented by Alberni Valley Tyee Club, on Labour Day weekend, Sept. 2, 3 & 4. $10,000 for the largest salmon caught at the derby. For details, email fishing@salmonfestival.ca
Oceanside Community Makerspace: Creative learning space offering sewing, silversmithing, fibre arts, handbuilt clay, wood burning, book club, gift shop, classes & more. 133 McMillan St. (lower level), Parksville. Email: oceansidemakerspace@gmail.com
Alberni District Fall Fair ‘Feathers Fur & Fun’: Mark your calendars for September 7, 8, 9 & 10. Livestock, entertainment & midway. Community fun for the whole family!
Battle of the Bands: Music, food fest & open market on Sat., Sept. 9, 10am-9pm at Bowser Legion, 7095 Island Hwy., Bowser. Donations will help more great programs! To attend or participate call 250-884-0500 or text code BBMFF for your free gift. Vendors welcome. Local bands sign up to win $250.
Nanaimo Glad & Dahlia Society presents annual show of beautiful Dahlia blooms. Sat., Sept. 9 & Sun., Sept. 10, during mall hours. Country Club Centre. Free admission.
Festival of Floral Design: Presented by St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave. @ Hoylake Rd., on Sat., Sept. 9 & Sun., Sept. 10 , 1-4pm. Floral designs created by members from the Mid-Island Floral Arts Club & local Oceanside churches. Entry by donation.
13th Annual Lions Free Skate: Starts Sept. 10, 12pm at the Frank Crane Arena, Nanaimo & will be offered every Sunday except during the Christmas Holidays until the end of March 2024. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Friday Night Market: Held every Friday at the Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, 4-8pm. Local food vendors, arts, crafts, music & much more! Presented by Wesco Food Society.
Military Brats Reunion: For anyone who was a Brat in 3 Wing Zweibrucken, Germany, in the 50’s & 60’s. Reunion is being held in Comox BC on September 7th -10th. Contact Donna 250-248-3435.
Festival of Floral Design: Presented by St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave. @ Hoylake Rd., on Sat., Sept. 9 & Sun., Sept. 10 , 1-4pm. Floral designs created by members from the Mid-Island Floral Arts Club & local Oceanside churches. Entry by donation.
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for volunteers who are nature enthusiasts to lead elementary school classes. Training begins Sept 13th from 9:30-11:30am and continues every second Wed until April. Training provided for interpreters! Please call or e-mail the Morrell Nature Sanctuary for more info... 250-753-5811 | morrell@shawbiz.ca
Parksville Chamber of Commerce Open Golf Tournament: Thursday September 14th at 11.45 am. Tickets priced at $175 + GST include 18 holes of golf, cart and dinner. Call 250-248-3613 to register or email sales@parksvillechamber.com
Cowichan Aquatic Centre is ‘Offering Minds in Motion’: A fitness & social program for people living with any form of early stage dimentia, along with a care partner or friend (designed for pairs). Held 5 Friday’s, Sept. 15 - Oct. 13, 10-11:30am. Call 250-746-7665 to register.
NanGo Grannies Giant Fabric Sale: Sat., Sept. 16, 10am- 1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club. Huge selection of fabric, yarn & notions at bargain prices! Free parking, bring your own shopping bags. Masks recommended. Cash & credit cards, ATM on site. Proceeds to Stephen Lewis Foundation Grandmothers’ projects in Africa.
Dean’s Marine Annual Marine Swap n Shop: Do you have marine related items collecting dust? This is the place to do it. Sept 16, 5295 Chaster Rd., Duncan. Info: 250-748-0829.
Gabriola Fall Fair 2023! Embrace the Autumn spirit on Sun., Sept. 17, noon - 6pm at Gabriola Commons, Gabriola Island. Local artisans, food vendors, dog show, live music games, kid zone & more!
Join Alpha: A space to ask all your questions about life, faith & meaning, in a friendly environment with people like you. Chemainus Pentecostal Church, 9471 Chemainus Rd. Starting Sept. 20, 6:30pm. Call today 250-246-3810
Crafts from the Crypt Fair: Mark your calendars for the annual one-of-a-kind Halloween-themed arts & craft fair celebrating the spooky & macabre! Explore talented vendors Sep 30 - Oct 1 in the rustic barn at Highland Pacific Golf in Victoria. Professional photographer, tattoo artist, face painting, food trucks & more. Costumes encouraged! Visit: www.craftsfromthecryptfair.com
The Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market runs Saturdays until October 7, 10am-2pm. Music, great food, drinks, fresh produce, jewellery, delicious baked goods, woodworking products, glass products & more. 10052 Southshore Rd.
Interested in darts? Dist. 69 Dart League is starting soon on Tuesday evenings and we are looking for players and spares. Please call Sonja at 250-586-7090 or Thom at 250-715-5097.
Sun, Sand & Swimsuits: Join us to lose weight the gentle way. TOPS (take off pounds sensibly) on Wed’s, North Nanaimo, 12pm. 250-390-2174.
‘Under The Covers’ Book Club: Hosted by RC Br. 211, Bowser, every 4th Saturday of the month at 7pm. Meet fellow book lovers. Singles & couples are welcome. 7095 Island Hwy W. Bowser. Info: 250-884-0500 & text Under The Covers for a special gift!
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, Nanaimo in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club: Retired or nearly retired? Come join us at Arbutus Ridge Golf Club, Mt. Baker Room. First Tues of each month, 10:30am. Visit cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or 250-710-7467.
Want to Volunteer with a Great Group while benefiting your local Hospital. Contact: info@nrghauxiliary.ca or 250-585-0409.
1. Albacore and yellowfin are types of herring, tuna, or bass?
2. He wrote the original Story of Babar, the Little Elephant children’s book.
3. Malagasy and _____ are the official languages of Madagascar.
4. This western lowland gorilla learned American Sign Language.
5. Easter Island is a special territory of Brazil, Chile, or Peru?
2. He wrote the original Story of Babar, the Little Elephant children’s book.
3. Malagasy and _____ are the official languages of Madagascar.
4. This western lowland gorilla learned American Sign Language.
5. Easter Island is a special territory of Brazil, Chile, or Peru?
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You are nearing the halfway point of the solar return that happened at your birthday. You may want to begin to evaluate progress against your goals and correct the course if needed. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 17, 18, 27, 34.
A monthly emotional reset is in play for you now. Until December 31st, you may find yourself reviewing the outcome of past opportunities to see which to continue or end. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 9, 15, 40, 44.
Geminis sometimes find that their minds run in many different directions at the same time. If you experience this at midweek, consider waiting a few days to make decisions. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 16, 26, 35, 45.
At the end of the week, you may find that your responses to people and situations are more emotional than normal. Be conscious of your demeanour toward others for a few days. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 16, 17, 32, 34.
Are you trying to manifest something that aligns with your values and identity? If you have difficulty communicating your thoughts about this, consider postponing your efforts for a couple of weeks. Lucky numbers: 4, 16, 24, 30, 31, 44.
Virgos often have the ability to communicate their thoughts to others in a clear and precise manner. This skill may be hampered for the next two weeks, so be aware of it. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 22, 27, 28, 36.
From now until the end of the year, an opportunity may be presented to you that involves something from your past. If so, explore it carefully before taking action. Lucky numbers: 10, 20, 25, 26, 32, 48.
Have you been having difficulty communicating who you are and what you want? This may continue for another two weeks. You may want to wait to proceed with your efforts. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 6, 21, 24, 42.
At midweek, your thoughts and emotions may be out of sync. Can you find a creative solution that is a win-win? If not, consider postponing decisions for a few days. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 29, 34, 37, 39.
Are you focusing on an issue, but someone else is focusing on their feelings about it? You may have an opportunity to resolve this stalemate by incorporating a more empathetic response. Lucky numbers: 8, 16, 20, 34, 39, 47.
Are you feeling restless about whether you are making a contribution to the world? This may be a good time to adjust your endeavours to include service to others. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 17, 21, 30, 38.
Do others see you as intuitive and empathetic, or as impractical and not grounded? If the latter, what change would have them view you in a more positive manner? Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 23, 24, 34, 40.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Lighting the way: New York City’s famous Statue of Liberty arrived in America in 1885 as a gift from France. For the first 16 years after it was set up in the United States, the statue was a working lighthouse.
Tall tree: Kapok trees, native to South America but also found in West Africa and Southeast Asia, tower over rainforests at 150 feet (45.7 m) or more. Seeds contain silky fibres used to stuff bedding and life vests.
Place to remember: Don’t forget to visit the village of Forget (pronounced “for-jay”) when traveling through the province of Saskatchewan, Canada. This tiny place was named for Amédée E. Forget.
Big bill: In 1934, the U.S. government printed a $100,000 bill, the highest denomination ever issued. However, the bill was never used for general purposes. Imagine what would happen if someone lost it!
Striking gold: The very popular, yellow-fleshed Yukon Gold potato is a product of agricultural researchers in Canada. They spent years obtaining the desired result through crossbreeding other types of potatoes.
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How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
Science teacher: “If you call your name in a vacuum, what will you hear?”
Student: “That depends on whether it is on or off.”
I went to a fancy English hotel, or rather, a great Brit inn.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zagat. Zagat who? Zagat says,
“Meow.”
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
Science teacher: “If you call your name in a vacuum, what will you hear?”
Student: “That depends on whether it is on or off.”
I went to a fancy English hotel, or rather, a great Brit inn.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zagat. Zagat who? Zagat says,
“Meow.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Tuna 2. Jean de Brunhoff 3. French 4. Koko 5. Chile
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August 28 - September 3, 2023
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Raincoat nabber: For over a decade, women in Osaka, Japan, have had to keep a sharp eye on their raincoats. That is because someone was stealing the hooded, poncho-type garments, known as kappa. Luckily, the culprit was caught. His name is Yoshio Yoda, and he would nab the items out of baskets on bicycles that were left unattended in the parking lots of such places as train stations and shopping malls. And he hadn’t stolen just one or two raincoats; after searching the man’s home, police discovered that he had snatched more than 360 of the ponchos during his reign of raincoat theft. He has become known as “Raincoat Man.”
Fast chair: While sitting in a wobbly wheeled office chair, did you ever try moving it over to a file cabinet to retrieve a document? Not fun. A prototype of a new kind of office chair would put an end to such annoyances. Made by designers at the German car maker Volkswagen, this new chair has controls so the user can drive it at a speed of up to about 20 km (12.4 mi.) per hour. And driving it is safe, as it offers a seatbelt, horn, and sensors to prevent collisions with desks and other fixtures. Apparently, the chair is not available for purchase because it was meant as a marketing ploy, but maybe that will change!
Shoe art: A Pakistani truck artist named Haider Ali is known for the creative ways he turns trucks into rolling pieces of art. Now, he has turned his attention to another medium: running shoes. Ali’s work is quite distinctive, and when applied to a pair of sneakers, the result is a unique and colourful blend of flowers, petals, birds and more. The artist hand paints each shoe, selling them for far more than they would be worth without the designs. He customizes his work to his client’s desires, and it can take several days to complete a matching set of runners. Ali has also applied his creative talents to such media as walls, T-shirts, and cars.
Dirty dancing: If you’ve got a bad back and take paid time off work because of it, it’s best not to be caught in activities that are unsuitable for your ailment. A woman from Spain known as Mrs. Piedad learned this the hard way. She had been on leave from her job due to severe back pain, but when her employer discovered videos on social media of her dancing, they fired her, claiming she was taking advantage of the company’s benefits package. The woman took the employer to court, but the judge agreed that if she truly had back pain bad enough to be off work, she certainly would not be participating in wild dance moves.
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” - Steven Wright
“Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.”
- Proverb
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Tuesdays noon)
10th Annual Cycle of Life Tour: Two-day, 200km cycling tour passing through the scenic Saanich Peninsula, Cowichan Valley & Salt Spring Island, held August 26-27. Up to 125 riders will pedal in support of hospice care on Vancouver Island. Register today at www.cycleoflifetour.ca
Oceanside Community Makerspace: Creative learning space offering sewing, silversmithing, fibre arts, handbuilt clay, wood burning, book club, gift shop, classes & more. 133 McMillan St. (lower level), Parksville. Email: oceansidemakerspace@gmail.com
Mid Island Trade Craft & Business Expo: Hosted by Bowser Legion, Sat., August 26, 10am-4pm, 7095 Island Hwy., Bowser. No tickets, just donations supporting Wounded Warriors. Call 250-884-0500.
Summer Sing-along With Sylvia & Friends: Saturday, August 26, 2pm. Tix $20 each & available at Fireside Books, Close To You Boutique or Eventbrite.ca Presented by Knox (Parksville).
Fitness in the Park: August 27, 8am-12pm at the Nanaimo Rugby Club, 6700 Dover Rd., Nanaimo. Register for Zumba, Pilates, Yoga & Hiit Class. For details, email: info@returntoform.ca or call 250-818-7853. All proceeds support Rotary Club of Lantzville. Cost $20.
Free Summer Tai Chi Set Practice with Mid Island Tai Chi Club. Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo. Tuesdays, 10am-12pm, until Aug 29.
Commercial Street Thursday Night Market: Held every Thursday, 5-9pm, from now until August 31. Support local vendors & downtown Nanaimo merchants & restaurants. Free shuttle service from both the Country Club & Northtown Centre exchanges to downtown. Free bike valet behind the museum.
Port Alberni Salmon Derby 2023: Presented by Alberni Valley Tyee Club, on Labour Day weekend, Sept. 2, 3 & 4. $10,000 for the largest salmon caught at the derby. For details, email fishing@salmonfestival.ca
Alberni District Fall Fair ‘Feathers Fur & Fun’: Mark your calendars for September 7, 8, 9 & 10. Livestock, entertainment & midway. Community fun for the whole family!
Battle of the Bands: Music, food fest & open market on Sat., Sept. 9, 10am-9pm at Bowser Legion, 7095 Island Hwy., Bowser. Donations will help more great programs! To attend or participate call 250-884-0500 or text code BBMFF for your free gift. Vendors welcome. Local bands sign up to win $250.
Festival of Floral Design: Presented by St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave. @ Hoylake Rd., on Sat., Sept. 9 & Sun., Sept. 10 , 1-4pm. Floral designs created by members from the Mid-Island Floral Arts Club & local Oceanside churches. Entry by donation.
13th Annual Lions Free Skate: Starts Sept. 10, 12pm at the Frank Crane Arena, Nanaimo & will be offered every Sunday except during the Christmas Holidays until the end of March 2024. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Friday Night Market: Held every Friday at the Harbour Quay, Port Alberni, 4-8pm. Local food vendors, arts, crafts, music & much more! Presented by Wesco Food Society.
Military Brats Reunion: For anyone who was a Brat in 3 Wing Zweibrucken, Germany, in the 50’s & 60’s. Reunion is being held in Comox BC on September 7th -10th. Contact Donna 250-248-3435.
Festival of Floral Design: Presented by St. Mark’s Anglican Church, Memorial Ave. @ Hoylake Rd., on Sat., Sept. 9 & Sun., Sept. 10 , 1-4pm. Floral designs created by members from the Mid-Island Floral Arts Club & local Oceanside churches. Entry by donation.
Parksville Chamber of Commerce Open Golf Tournament: Thursday September 14th at 11.45 am. Tickets priced at $175 + GST include 18 holes of golf, cart and dinner. Call 250-248-3613 to register or email sales@parksvillechamber.com
NanGo Grannies Giant Fabric Sale: Sat., Sept. 16, 10am- 1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club. Huge selection of fabric, yarn & notions at bargain prices! Free parking, bring your own shopping bags. Masks recommended. Cash & credit cards, ATM on site. Proceeds to Stephen Lewis Foundation Grandmothers’ projects in Africa.
Dean’s Marine Annual Marine Swap n Shop: Do you have marine related items collecting dust? This is the place to do it. Sept 16, 5295 Chaster Rd., Duncan. Info: 250-748-0829.
Gabriola Fall Fair 2023! Embrace the Autumn spirit on Sun., Sept. 17, noon - 6pm at Gabriola Commons, Gabriola Island. Local artisans, food vendors, dog show, live music games, kid zone & more!
Join Alpha: A space to ask all your questions about life, faith & meaning, in a friendly environment with people like you. Chemainus Pentecostal Church, 9471 Chemainus Rd. Starting Sept. 20, 6:30pm. Call today 250-246-3810
Crafts from the Crypt Fair: Mark your calendars for the annual one-of-a-kind Halloween-themed arts & craft fair celebrating the spooky & macabre! Explore talented vendors Sep 30 - Oct 1 in the rustic barn at Highland Pacific Golf in Victoria. Professional photographer, tattoo artist, face painting, food trucks & more. Costumes encouraged! Visit: www.craftsfromthecryptfair.com
The Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market runs Saturdays until October 7, 10am-2pm. Music, great food, drinks, fresh produce, jewellery, delicious baked goods, woodworking products, glass products & more. 10052 Southshore Rd.
Sun, Sand & Swimsuits: Join us to lose weight the gentle way. TOPS (take off pounds sensibly) on Wed’s, North Nanaimo, 12pm. 250-390-2174.
‘Under The Covers’ Book Club: Hosted by RC Br. 211, Bowser, every 4th Saturday of the month at 7pm. Meet fellow book lovers. Singles & couples are welcome. 7095 Island Hwy W. Bowser. Info: 250-884-0500 & text Under The Covers for a special gift!
Island Roots Farmers’ Market: Every Wednesday, 3-6pm at Beban Park, Nanaimo in the Centennial Building. Locally produced meat, produce, baking, eggs, bread, plants, soup, chocolate, preserves, local artisans & more.
Cowichan Valley Probus Club: Retired or nearly retired? Come join us at Arbutus Ridge Golf Club, Mt. Baker Room. First Tues of each month, 10:30am. Visit cowichanvalleyprobusclub.ca or 250-710-7467.
Want to Volunteer with a Great Group while benefiting your local Hospital. Contact: info@nrghauxiliary.ca or 250-585-0409.
1. Is indigo, saffron, or madder considered the King of Dye?
2. This reflex allows cats to always land on their feet.
3. How many children are in a set of quintuplets?
4. Mozart, Puccini, or Verdi composed the opera Cosi Fan Tutte?
5. The deltoid muscle moves the thigh, shoulder, or wrist?
2. This reflex allows cats to always land on their feet.
3. How many children are in a set of quintuplets?
4. Mozart, Puccini, or Verdi composed the opera Cosi Fan Tutte?
5. The deltoid muscle moves the thigh, shoulder, or wrist?
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Aries sometimes may be a bulldozer, pushing their way toward what they want. For the next few weeks, you have an opportunity to be more diplomatic in your interactions. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 18, 23, 34, 41.
Have you experienced sudden or unexpected changes the last few years? You may find yourself going back over that territory again. Consider how you may want to course correct going forward. Lucky numbers: 8, 16, 19, 30, 45, 47.
Geminis often can easily see all sides of an argument. At the end of the day, though, you need to establish a set of values that works for you. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 23, 24, 25, 36.
At the end of the week, the energetic pattern may provide a new opportunity for you to strengthen your intuitive abilities. Don’t be afraid to reach for this gift. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 9, 17, 33, 48.
You may have been focused on your relationship the last few months. Blocks in this area may start to ease now. What lessons from this period can you use going forward? Lucky numbers: 15, 20, 33, 36, 43, 45.
Virgos can sometimes sacrifice their relationships in favour of practical results. Over the next month, you will be given an opportunity to create a better balance in this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 18, 19, 22, 25, 38, 42.
Despite their diplomatic talents, Libras sometimes find emotions interfere in their efforts to clearly communicate their needs. You may have the opportunity now to change this paradigm. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 11, 27, 31, 40.
Scorpios have a strong intuition they sometimes hide from others. However, there is a cost to not showing them who you truly are, and now may be the time for change. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 29, 33, 37, 43.
Is there something ending in your life? Consider whether you want to fight the process or evaluate what you can learn from it. Take that lesson into your next endeavour. Lucky numbers: 6, 16, 39, 40, 45, 47.
Have you recently run into an obstacle about money or romance? You may have an opportunity now to make an adjustment to your view that will help resolve the issue. Lucky numbers: 16, 28, 40, 42, 45, 48.
Your intellectual abilities may be even stronger than usual at the beginning of the week. While this has its uses, be careful of being too detached in your interactions with others. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 6, 9, 12, 17.
Midweek is favourable to bring current endeavours to an end. As you plan what to do next, it may be more important than usual to establish clear expectations with others. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 31, 33, 35, 39.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Bright fruit: The marble berry (Pollia condensata) plant grows in Central Africa. Its fruit looks like shiny blue marbles covered in metallic paint. Scientists say it is the brightest thing found in nature.
Keyboard shortcuts: Many keyboard shortcuts make computer work more efficient. “Control (Command on a Mac) + Shift + t” reopens the most recently closed browser tab. “Control + t” opens a new tab.
Common birthday: Birthdays are cause for celebration, and September 9 is the most common day for people to have a birthday. Nine of the top 10 birthday dates are in the month of September.
Webbed digits: A small, stocky monkey lives in Central African swamp forests. Called Allen’s Swamp monkey (Allenopithecus nigroviridis), these primates have a small amount of webbing on their fingers and toes.
Fingers only: Fried chicken is a traditional favourite food in the state of Georgia (U.S.). However, don’t try using a knife and fork to dig in. That’s been illegal since 1961. You must eat it with your fingers.