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Oct 14 - 20, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Lucky snake: A beloved pet snake, missing for over a year from its home in Spennymoor, England, made a surprising return when it was spotted atop a neighbour’s garage roof. Speculation arose among locals and an animal rights officer that the snake may have been inadvertently transported by a crow, then dropped due to its weight and bulkiness. Despite the ordeal, the resilient, 3-foot-long (0.9-m) reptile managed to endure both the avian encounter and the harsh winter temperatures. Snakes, being ectothermic creatures, depend on their surroundings for warmth, making its survival all the more remarkable. Its unexpected reappearance brought immense relief and joy to its owners, who had long feared the worst.
Tone transformer: A Japanese firm has created an artificial intelligence filter that transforms angry screams into calm speech, aiming to alleviate the stress faced by call centre operators. Developed over three years, this technology detects aggressive tones and softens them into a polite voice, without altering the words being spoken. The filter works in two stages: identifying anger and then changing the intonation. Engineers trained the AI with over 10,000 voice samples from actors mimicking common angry phrases. Nearly half of the members of a Japanese union of service and other workers recently reported being on the receiving end of anger and other intimidation.
Buzz beer: Scientists at a university in Wales are revolutionizing the beer brewing process by forgoing traditional hops in favour of honey bees. These insects naturally harbour brewer’s yeast in their guts. In collaboration with researchers from the University of Namibia, the researchers extracted brewer’s yeast from naturally deceased African bees and combined it with yeast from Welsh honey bees to brew several batches of beer. Beyond offering enjoyment of the beverage, this project is exploring how the pollination of certain plants can help to develop new drugs to treat superbugs and antibiotic resistance. The scientists hope to find a brewer willing to continue producing the beer, with proceeds supporting the ongoing research.
Island hoppers: In northern Scotland’s Orkney Islands, an extraordinarily brief flight connects the islands of Westray and Papa Westray, spanning just 1.7 miles (2.7 km), which is shorter than some airport runways. This flight typically lasts around 90 seconds, although favourable winds can reduce it to under a minute, while rough conditions can extend it to nearly three minutes. The flight is served by a Britten-Norman Islander, a small aircraft with eight seats and no in-flight service. This route, often likened to a bus ride, is crucial for the island’s inhabitants, who otherwise face weather-disrupted ferry rides. Despite environmental criticisms, it remains a vital link for locals.
“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” - Robert Breault
“The sun himself is weak when he first rises, and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.” - Charles Dickens
“The sun himself is weak when he first rises, and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.” - Charles Dickens
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held until Oct. 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
‘A Group of Guys’ Concert: Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, Sat., Oct. 12, 7:30pm at 2020 Estevan Rd. Nanaimo. All your favourite Classic Rock from 60s, 70s, 80s. Tickets $25 on Evenbrite or at the door
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: October 12, 11am-4pm at 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. Handmade gifts for all occasions, birthday, or just because. Plus, win prizes!
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild Next Meeting is Oct. 16th, 1:30pm & 6:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo.
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
59th Annual Championship Dog Show: Presented by Alberni Valley Kennel Club on October 18 - 20, 5-6:30pm. Three days of all-breed judging. Get a close look at 20+ dogs & talk to the breeders/handlers at the Glenwood Centre. Everyone welcome & free admission.
Maple Bay Painters Fall Art Show & Sale: Held Friday, October 18, 10am-5pm & Saturday, October 19, 10am-5pm at St. Peter’s Church Hall, 5800 Church Road, Duncan. Public invited.
Halloween Train: Presented by BC Forestry Centre, 2892 Drinkwater Rd., Duncan. Held Oct. 18-22 & 25-30, 3:30-9pm.
Visit: www.bcforestdiscoverycentre.com for info & tickets.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Fall Craft Market: Sat., Oct. 19, 10am-3pm. Hand crafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd / corner of Nanaimo River Rd., Nanaimo.
South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary Fundraiser: Beef & beer night held at 3566 Holland Ave., Cobble Hill on Oct. 20, 5-7 pm. Silent auction & 50/50 draw. $35 includes dinner & drink. (veg or chicken substitutes). Info: marldoug@icloud.com
Annual Mushroom & Nature Festival: Presented by Arrowsmith Naturalists at the QB Civic Centre. Drop off your samples on Sat, Oct 19 for ID, 10am-4pm & on Sun, Oct 20, 11am–4pm to enjoy the festival! Costumes encouraged!
Trick or Treat at Parksville Museum: Come costumed to the museum’s Halloween celebration – candy, activities, live music, and refreshments! Oct 26, 5-8pm, family-friendly, free admission.
Halloween Dance: Held Saturday, October 26, 7:30pm-1am at The Italian Hall, 4065A 6th Ave., Port Alberni. Entertainment provided by Flash Back Band. Food & bar service available (cash & debit). Must be 19+ to attend. Tickets are $20 each. Contact Rhonda at 250-731-9949. Also, available at Capelli’s.
‘She Sells’ Artisan Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 27, 10am-4pm at the Parksville Curling Club. 20+ artisans & local home businesses come together on this one day, bringing you shopping & entertainment like never before. Food trucks, live performances, canteen services, basket raffles & more.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
Interested in Attending a Free Downsizing Seminar? Join us on Wed., Oct. 30, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. Learn how to downsize your home following my step by step plan. To pre-register, call 250.616.3641.
Christmas in the Valley Craft & Arts Fair: Held Nov. 10, 3-7pm, Nov. 11, noon-5pm & Nov. 12, 10am-3pm at the Alberni Athletic Hall, 3727 Roger St., Port Alberni. It’s the 51st Anniversary of the craft fair. Admission is free. There will be 60+ vendors & a chance to win one of 50 special door prizes.
Merry Maker’s Craft Fair: Held Friday, November 22, 2-7pm; Saturday, November 23, 10am-5pm & Sunday, November 24, 11am-4pm at Royal Canadian Legion, Branch 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni.
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
14th Annual Lions Free Skate presented by Nanaimo Lions Club. The sessions are scheduled every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena, 12-1:30pm until March 23, 2025. Admission & skate rentals are free.
Poppy Campaign is Coming Up Fast! If you have 2 hours to spare, we are in desperate need of volunteers to man all of our stations. Sign up stations are at the Royal Canadian Legion Br 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni. Remember that all money raised goes back into our community.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Qualicum Beach Seedy Saturday is looking for your collected seeds for their seed swap. Info: trilliums@shaw.ca or sallyshivers43@gmail.com
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
We Pay Cash for vintage, antique & collectible items. Knick-knacks, tools, advertising, art, records, pyrex, toys, sports collectibles, military items, tins, carvings, anything old & interesting! Call 250-714-2237.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. How many toes does a rhinoceros have on each foot?
2. Phobophobia is the fear of blood, beetles, or fear?
3. Does Europe have any deserts?
4. John Cleese and Michael Palin belonged to this comedy troupe.
5. Dorothy Hamill competed in skiing in the 1976 Olympics - T/F?
2. Phobophobia is the fear of blood, beetles, or fear?
3. Does Europe have any deserts?
4. John Cleese and Michael Palin belonged to this comedy troupe.
5. Dorothy Hamill competed in skiing in the 1976 Olympics - T/F?
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You probably need to resist the temptation to be impulsive or to get into an argument right now. Try taking a deep breath or two and waiting for this week to pass. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 6, 10, 29, 34.
Are you feeling in a stalemate right now about what to do next? Look to your values to help you decide, and make any necessary adjustments to break through the barrier. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 19, 23, 31, 44.
Recently you may have been swamped with a lot of potential ideas. Have you decided which one to pursue? Might you need more training to be successful with your choice? Lucky numbers: 18, 25, 34, 35, 42, 45.
You may find yourself out of sorts early this week. Look for the source of this irritation. If you can’t immediately resolve the situation, seek outlets to reduce your negativity. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 32, 38, 40, 47.
Over the next few weeks, you may want to just kick back and have fun. Enjoy this time but try not to drop the ball on any important responsibilities you might have to others. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 19, 22, 38, 45.
You may find yourself woolgathering early this week. This might feel uncomfortable for you, but try to go along with it. Important information could surface now. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 22, 26, 28, 46.
Others may be surprised if you step outside of your pleasant demeanour this week. If you are in a stalemate with someone else, take time to explain your position to them. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 15, 17, 30, 37.
Are you running into obstacles this week? Your intensity may intimidate those who are blocking you. Could you make them feel comfortable and more agreeable to your plan? Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 17, 19, 29, 43.
For the next few weeks, you may feel like you want to just be a free spirit. Which responsibilities could you set down for a bit and which must you continue to fulfill? Lucky numbers: 8, 19, 23, 25, 33, 43.
Accomplishment is an important theme for Capricorns. As Pluto moves from Capricorn to Aquarius, consider what you want to achieve, in alignment with your values. Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 23, 29, 37, 40.
Sometimes Aquarians have difficulty expressing their feelings to others. The next few weeks may provide you with an opportunity to more easily open up and share. Lucky numbers: 19, 26, 27, 31, 37, 46.
Your mystical side may be in full force this week. Take advantage of creative endeavours being more easily advanced. Make adjustments to address any negative habits. Lucky numbers: 5, 17, 31, 46, 47, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Staying warm: The small Arctic fox lives within the Arctic Circle, where the sun never rises from late September to early March. But its thick fur coat helps it maintain a body temperature near 100°F (38°C), and its tail acts as a warm blanket.
Feline festival: In New York City (U.S.), cat lovers can enjoy a selection of short films about felines at the annual New York Cat Film Festival. The films, submitted by cat owners, must showcase something essential about cats.
Feline festival: In New York City (U.S.), cat lovers can enjoy a selection of short films about felines at the annual New York Cat Film Festival. The films, submitted by cat owners, must showcase something essential about cats.
Gaga’s godsons: Elton John, one of pop music’s most successful artists, and his partner David Furnish have two sons, Elijah and Zachary. They designated the famous American singer-songwriter Lady Gaga as the boys’ godmother.
Bridal colours: In North America, brides typically wear white, symbolizing purity and simplicity. In China, the tradition is to wear red, representing luck, happiness, and celebration; white is often associated with death and mourning.
Bear origins: A.A. Milne, the author of Winnie-the-Pooh, didn’t invent the bear’s name. His son, Christopher Robin Milne, called his own teddy bear Winnie after a visit to the London Zoo, where he saw a bear named for Winnipeg, Manitoba (Canada).
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Swimmer: “Are you sure there are no sharks on this beach?”
Lifeguard: “Yes, they don’t get along with the alligators.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mara. Mara who? Mara, Mara on the wall...
What did the bunny think of the scary movie? Thought it was hare raising!
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they are so grounded.
My kid’s grades are so bad they’re underwater. They’re below c-level.
Lifeguard: “Yes, they don’t get along with the alligators.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mara. Mara who? Mara, Mara on the wall...
What did the bunny think of the scary movie? Thought it was hare raising!
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they are so grounded.
My kid’s grades are so bad they’re underwater. They’re below c-level.
Trivia Answers: 1. Three 2. Fear 3. Yes 4. Monty Python 5. False
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Bee delay: You often hear of weather halting outdoor sports events, but this time it was buzzing bees that stopped the play. During a quarterfinal tennis match at the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells, California (U.S.), play was interrupted for nearly two hours. The players had to pause their game while a worker used a vacuum to remove bees that had swarmed onto the overhead camera. The unexpected delay provided an unusual spectacle for the audience, who watched as the court was carefully cleared of the insects. The players, who had been swatting away the bees, were fortunate that no one was stung.
Tourist trouble: Residents of Fujikawaguchiko (Japan), a town about 62 miles (100 km) west of Tokyo, were fed up with tourists who littered, trespassed, parked illegally, and broke other traffic rules. Tourists, eager to capture a perfect view of Mount Fuji, would flock to the town with their cameras, causing disruption. In response, the town installed a large, 66-foot (20-m) by 8-foot (2.5-m) mesh barrier to block the view of the snow-capped mountain. An official stated it was regrettable that it had come to this, adding that over-tourism is the biggest problem facing the iconic mountain. The measure aims to restore peace and order for the local community.
Ring recovered: A woman in Wales lost her engagement ring in 1970, while feeding hay to cattle on her family farm. She now has it back, thanks to a detectorist, which is someone who explores the ground with a metal detector. Marilyn Birch, a senior resident of Pontardawe in Neath-Port Talbot, described recovering the ring as an emotional reunion. All those years ago, she had retraced her steps in hopes of finding the ring, but to no avail. Recently, detectorist Keith Phillips obtained permission to search the land for treasures and found the ring buried about 8 inches (20 cm) deep in a field, a discovery that left its owner speechless.
Sausage stop: While inserting money to get chocolate bars or chips from a vending machine might be familiar, if you happen to be in Germany, you also can get bratwurst and bockwurst sausages. These unusual vending machines have been around for a few years and are both popular and convenient, especially late at night when someone is craving a sausage. People who work late also appreciate the machines if grocery stores are closed by the time they have a chance to get food. Some of the machines even offer eggs, milk, produce, butter, and prepared sides like potato salad. The products are vacuum-sealed, and the machines are temperature-controlled to ensure safety.
“Reality itself is gorgeous. It is the plenum; the fullness of total joy.”
- Alan Watts
“The whole future lies in uncertainty: live immediately.” - Seneca
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Daybreak Rotary Pop-Up Garage Sale: Held Oct. 5, 9am at 1085 Moyse Cresent, Nanaimo. Good stuff with hotdogs & drinks by donation. Free for kids.
Ladysmith’s Makers Market: Held Sat, Oct. 5, 10am-3pm at The Eagles Hall, 921 First Ave. Wood works, resin art, cards, candles, crystals, soaps & more.
Unity Vancouver Island Dance Event: With MC Joshua Holloway on Oct. 5, 7-10pm at 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Door prizes. Everyone invited.
Snowed In Comedy Tour presents the Comic Strippers, fully clothed! This improv comedy troupe have been wowing audiences across the globe since 2011. Dressed up new show members from the cast, shed their characters, keep their shirts on & the laughs going. Held Saturday, Oct. 5, 7:30-9:30pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Suffering From Chronic Pain? I can alleviate your pain, reduce swelling & speed healing. Introductory offer, 2 treatments for the price of 1. Call Diana 1-250-888-9241 to book your appointment.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Itamar Erez, guitar, piano on Friday, October 6, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25/$23. For info, call: 250-748-8383.
Picnic In the Plaza Presents ‘Fall Fest’: An Octoberfest-themed party with free music, food track & artisan festival. Held Sun., Oct. 6 at Diana Krall Plaza, 51 Gordon St., in downtown Nanaimo.
Shannon’s Farms Harvest Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 6, 10am-2pm at 8865 Beaver Creek Road, Port Alberni. Car-pooling is strongly recommended & encouraged as parking is limited a the cabin. Stock up on local goodies just in time for Thanksgiving.
Magic Extravaganza: Laugha-Cadabra featuring Murray Hatfield & Ken Pham Magic Show on Sunday, Oct. 6, 1-4pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Civic Centre, Oct. 8, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speakers/Topics: Mariah/West Coast Plants, garlic & Michalina/Cicada Seeds, seed harvesting.
Free Online Event: Alcoholics Anonymous & Alcoholism. Helping health professionals help their patients on Oct. 9, 4pm. Presented by AA Nurses for Recovery. Visit: www.cowichanaa.ca
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held Oct. 10 - 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: Oct. 10, 2pm, at St Stephen’s United Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Admission is $10 (cash only please). Info: Joanne 250-757-8969 or mifaclub2000@gmail.com
An Evening of Music With Ron Klusmeier: Love songs & stories from piano bar days. Held Friday, Oct. 11, 7pm at St. Edmonds Church, 407 Wembley Rd., Parksville. Tix $20 or free for 16 & under, with an adult. Tickets Fireside Books, Mulberry Books or at the door.
‘A Group of Guys’ Concert: Presented by Unity Vancouver Island, Sat., Oct. 12, 7:30pm at 2020 Estevan Rd. Nanaimo. All your favourite Classic Rock from 60s, 70s, 80s. Tickets $25 on Evenbrite or at the door
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: October 12, 11am-4pm at 4235 Departure Bay Rd., Nanaimo. Handmade gifts for all occasions, birthday, or just because. Plus, win prizes!
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
Jonanco Hobby Workshop Fall Craft Market: Sat., Oct. 19, 10am-3pm. Hand crafted items, woodworking, baking. 2745 White Rapids Rd / corner of Nanaimo River Rd., Nanaimo.
Trick or Treat at Parksville Museum: Come costumed to the museum’s Halloween celebration – candy, activities, live music, and refreshments! Oct 26, 5-8pm, family-friendly, free admission.
Halloween Dance: Held Saturday, October 26, 7:30pm-1am at The Italian Hall, 4065A 6th Ave., Port Alberni. Entertainment provided by Flash Back Band. Food & bar service available (cash & debit). Must be 19+ to attend. Tickets are $20 each. Contact Rhonda at 250-731-9949. Also, available at Capelli’s.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
‘She Sells’ Artisan Market: Held Sunday, Oct. 27, 10am-4pm at the Parksville Curling Club. 20+ artisans & local home businesses come together on this one day, bringing you shopping & entertainment like never before. Food trucks, live performances, canteen services, basket raffles & more.
Retired or Semi-retired? Probus Club of Duncan provides fellowship, friendship & fun for men & women in their retirement & semi-retirement years. For more info, visit: www.ProbusDuncan.ca
Poppy Campaign is Coming Up Fast! If you have 2 hours to spare, we are in desperate need of volunteers to man all of our stations. Sign up stations are at the Royal Canadian Legion Br 293, 4680 Victoria Quay, Port Alberni. Remember that all money raised goes back into our community.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The 1982 film Conan the ____________ starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Earl Jones.
2. Sleeping Beauty fell asleep when she pricked her finger on a rose thorn - T/F?
3. A pinochle deck has 26, 48, or 52 cards?
4. What is the capital of Portugal?
5. The “V” in the acronym ROYGBIV stands for what?
2. Sleeping Beauty fell asleep when she pricked her finger on a rose thorn - T/F?
3. A pinochle deck has 26, 48, or 52 cards?
4. What is the capital of Portugal?
5. The “V” in the acronym ROYGBIV stands for what?
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Lots of energy swirls around you this week. You may be tempted to take an aggressive stand. But you might want to consider where forgiveness could serve you better. Lucky numbers: 10, 18, 25, 34, 42, 48.
Did you pay attention to the hard truth that may have been revealed to you last week? This information could follow you, so you might want to address it now. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 19, 34, 40, 42.
You may be presented with many ideas and opportunities this week. Take time to sort through and evaluate them against your values and goals. But maybe wait to take action. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 27, 33, 45.
Cancers can be introverted by nature. But this week you may have a desire to expand your social circle and participate more fully. What might be the best way to manifest it? Lucky numbers: 9, 20, 25, 30, 40, 48.
Your thoughts and feelings might be out of sync for a few days at week’s end. Can you reconcile this stalemate? If not, then waiting for this dynamic to pass may be best. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 16, 17, 25, 39.
Virgos often focus on precise facts and details. But sometimes, consider trying an intuitive leap of faith. The next few weeks may provide an opportunity to test this premise. Lucky numbers: 11, 25, 26, 28, 33, 40.
Libras gravitate to beauty and may avoid the darker parts of their unconscious. At week’s end, an opportunity may arise to unearth information that can help your development. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 10, 13, 18, 40.
For the next few weeks, you may feel an urgency to blurt out whatever insights you have, no matter how dark, to others. Thinking before speaking could be important. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 19, 36, 43, 46.
You may feel the need to bust out of restrictions at the beginning of the week. Consider taking a time-out to analyze what changes you might truly need in your life. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 14, 24, 32, 44.
This may be a week of two steps forward and one step back. Though frustrating, you may want to consider postponing important discussions or decisions for a couple of weeks. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 15, 32, 37, 41.
Are you digging in your heels now because you have a strong feeling about something? Finding some detachment about the matter could help point the way to a solution. Lucky numbers: 7, 19, 32, 38, 41, 42.
Experiencing an issue in a relationship now? Are there ways you could adjust your communication style to more clearly express your thoughts to the other party? Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 28, 38, 43, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 30.
Space growth: Scientists have discovered that astronauts can grow taller in space. In fact, living in microgravity can increase their height by up to 3%. A man who is 6 feet tall (1.8 m) could gain 2 inches (5 cm) in height!
Avocado truth: You might not think of avocados as fruit, like apples or oranges. But biologically, that’s exactly what they are because they contain seeds. Their unsaturated fats are a healthy benefit of eating them.
Avocado truth: You might not think of avocados as fruit, like apples or oranges. But biologically, that’s exactly what they are because they contain seeds. Their unsaturated fats are a healthy benefit of eating them.
Frightening frog: The tiny 1-inch (2.5 cm) poison dart frog has enough poison to kill 20,000 mice. It safely stores toxins in its skin to fend off predators. The species have brightly coloured bodies and are native to Central and South America.
Sound sensitivity: If you can’t stand certain sounds that don’t bother other people, you may have a condition called misophonia. It’s when a person is emotionally affected by common sounds like eating or even breathing.
Fierce predator: The giant Allosaurus dinosaur, with its 8-inch (20.3-cm) claws and 70 teeth, could hunt prey easily by running at 21 miles (33 km) per hour. All those teeth meant it was built to eat meat.
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Why was the broom confused? It didn’t know which witch was which.
Swimmers do pool-ups to get strong.
Our poodle is like one of the family, but which one?
Barber: “Your hair is getting thin.”
Customer: “Who wants fat hair?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? I’m ogre here, come find me!
Swimmers do pool-ups to get strong.
Our poodle is like one of the family, but which one?
Barber: “Your hair is getting thin.”
Customer: “Who wants fat hair?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? I’m ogre here, come find me!
Trivia Answers: 1. Barbarian 2. False 3. 48 4. Lisbon 5. Violet
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Sept 30 - Oct 6, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Magic hands: Shogo Yoshida, a hairdresser from Nagoya, Japan, turned a genetic condition that causes swollen fingertips into a unique advantage. Known as Bachi Yubi-san (Mr. Drumstick Fingers) on social media, he gained attention by sharing photos and videos of his distinctive hands. Diagnosed with pachydermoperiostosis, he faced ridicule, but over time embraced his condition. After an inspiring visit to a hair salon, he pursued a career in hairstyling despite the challenges his condition posed. His bulbous fingers became a signature trait, making him memorable and helping him excel, especially with his renowned head massages. He became a sought-after stylist, celebrated for his unique talent.
Furry frenzy: A mall in Shenzhen, China, became what was described as a “husky playground” when over 100 huskies escaped from a dog cafe. Haha Husky Cute Pets is a place where visitors can enjoy tea and play with the dogs, even buying dog treats to feed their new four-legged friends. When a gate was accidentally left open, the dogs took off out of the cafe and into the mall, playing, howling, and snatching snacks from surprised shoppers. They were corralled back into the store after about an hour, leaving behind amused and bemused onlookers. The incident highlighted both the charm and chaos of having so many playful pets in one place.
Space junk: Barry Sawchuk, farming with his three sons on land northeast of Regina, Saskatchewan (Canada), is accustomed to occasionally finding stones in his fields. That’s why he was so surprised to discover some highly unusual debris while checking moisture content prior to seeding. The debris resembled a burned piece of carbon fibre with aluminum attached. He also found a hydraulic cylinder. One of his sons did some research and concluded it was space debris. An astronomy professor at the University of Regina sent photos of the materials to an astrophysicist at Harvard University, who determined that what the farmer found likely came from a spacecraft during a recent descent back to Earth.
Towering ride: Two French biking enthusiasts set a Guinness World Record with a 7.77-metre-tall (25.5-ft.) rideable bicycle. Inspired by a casual conversation in 2019, they spent years planning and hundreds of hours constructing the bike using wood from discarded furniture, metal alloy, and steel. The pedals drive the wheels via a 16-metre (52.5-ft.) chain. To maintain balance, the bike must travel about 20 km/h (12 mph). Despite its size, the bike features standard wheels, a handlebar with brakes, and a saddle seven metres above ground. To prove its functionality, one of its designers rode unassisted for 100 metres (328 ft.) during a bicycle festival, securing their place in the record books.
“If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war with yourself.”
- Cheryl Richardson
“I always prefer to believe the best of everybody; it saves so much trouble.” - Rudyard Kipling
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Crime Stoppers is Holding Document Shredding Day: Sept. 28, 11am-3pm at Country Grocer, Bowen Rd. Your confidential papers are shredded on site. $20 per bankers box. BBQ by donation. Proceeds to crime reduction.
Destash Sale: Sept. 29, 9am-1pm, Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Shop for deals from crafters destashing their closets.
Spare Parts playing at Parksville Museum: Local band playing Gospel, Country, & Folk inside the museum’s 100 year old church. Sept 29, 4-6pm, admission by donation.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Presents MahJong: Begins Monday Sept. 30, 7pm for lessons & play at 149 E Stanford in Parksville. Cost is $2 per person/visit & held until the end of March, 2025.
Active Aging Week: Inspiring community connections with free activities from Sept. 30 - Oct. 6. View info online at: getinvolved.rdn.ca/rec-connect
Annual CFUW Book & Puzzle Sale: Held at the Coombs Fairground Tuesday-Saturday, October 1-5, 9am-7pm. Sunday, October 6, 9am-noon. Fill your bag with books for $10! Cash, debit or credit.
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Daybreak Rotary Pop-Up Garage Sale: Held Oct. 5, 9am at 1085 Moyse Cresent, Nanaimo. Good stuff with hotdogs & drinks by donation. Free for kids.
Ladysmith’s Makers Market: Held Sat, Oct. 5, 10am-3pm at The Eagles Hall, 921 First Ave. Wood works, resin art, cards, candles, crystals, soaps & more.
Unity Vancouver Island Dance Event: With MC Joshua Holloway on Oct. 5, 7-10pm at 2020 Estevan Rd., Nanaimo. Door prizes. Everyone invited.
Snowed In Comedy Tour presents the Comic Strippers, fully clothed! This improv comedy troupe have been wowing audiences across the globe since 2011. Dressed up new show members from the cast, shed their characters, keep their shirts on & the laughs going. Held Saturday, Oct. 5, 7:30-9:30pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Suffering From Chronic Pain? I can alleviate your pain, reduce swelling & speed healing. Introductory offer, 2 treatments for the price of 1. Call Diana 1-250-888-9241 to book your appointment.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Itamar Erez, guitar, piano on Friday, October 6, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25/$23. For info, call: 250-748-8383.
Picnic In the Plaza Presents ‘Fall Fest’: An Octoberfest-themed party with free music, food track & artisan festival. Held Sun., Oct. 6 at Diana Krall Plaza, 51 Gordon St., in downtown Nanaimo.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Civic Centre, Oct. 8, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speakers/Topics: Mariah/West Coast Plants, garlic & Michalina/Cicada Seeds, seed harvesting.
Free Online Event: Alcoholics Anonymous & Alcoholism. Helping health professionals help their patients on Oct. 9, 4pm. Presented by AA Nurses for Recovery. Visit: www.cowichanaa.ca
Echo Players Presents ‘Cheshire Cats’: A comedy by Gail Young will be held Oct. 10 - 27, Wed - Sat, 7:30pm; Sunday matinee, 2pm at The Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., QB. Tix: 250-752-3522.
An Evening of Music With Ron Klusmeier: Love songs & stories from piano bar days. Held Friday, Oct. 11, 7pm at St. Edmonds Church, 407 Wembley Rd., Parksville. Tix $20 or free for 16 & under, with an adult. Tickets Fireside Books, Mulberry Books or at the door.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
2024 Craft Fair: Arts, crafts & bake sale held at the Banquet Hall at Nanaimo Golf Course, 2800 Highland Blvd., on Sun., Oct. 27, 10am-3pm. 30 tables of local crafts & home businesses & NGC bake table. For info, email: nanadanasmiley@gmail.com
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Where in the body is insulin produced?
2. Who wrote the opera The Pirates of Penzance?
3. Does candlepin bowling use balls with or without finger holes?
4. Where is the city of Batman?
5. A doctor uses an otoscope to examine your ______.
2. Who wrote the opera The Pirates of Penzance?
3. Does candlepin bowling use balls with or without finger holes?
4. Where is the city of Batman?
5. A doctor uses an otoscope to examine your ______.
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You and those of your opposite sign, Libra, are ending a year-long period in which the theme has been self vs. other. Have you grown beyond prioritizing just your own needs? Lucky numbers: 15, 17, 24, 31, 40, 41.
Taurus like to maintain stable environments in their lives, which could encourage you to ignore sensitive issues. But early this week, certain truths may be difficult to avoid. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 19, 28, 39, 48.
Geminis can tend to live in their heads, avoiding the messy emotions of themselves and others. This week, perhaps try to incorporate more empathy and compassion. Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 22, 32, 39, 45.
Try to keep “Discretion is the better part of valour” as your operative phrase this week. Ask yourself if you really should say what you are thinking right now. Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 32, 36, 41, 46.
Do you feel this week that something that used to be central to your identity is slipping away? If so, don’t hold on for dear life. Remember, when one door closes…. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 24, 28, 37, 38.
Have there been moments over the last year when you seemed to be on shifting sands? This may continue intermittently into 2025. The Universe may be encouraging flexibility. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 22, 26, 40, 41.
You and those born in your opposite sign, Aries, are ending a year-long period with a theme of self vs. other. Are your needs now balanced with what others need, too? Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 13, 14, 32, 43.
Are you looking for a new relationship or ways to improve your current one? Midweek may be a good time to develop a more authentic dialogue with the other person. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 9, 19, 26, 46.
A continuing astrological pattern may enhance your friendly and optimistic nature. Did you take advantage of this energy yet? Try not to let this opportunity pass you by. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 9, 21, 30, 39.
Your thoughts may be anxious or stressed this week. So carefully consider the impact on others of what you say, including on those who often count on your wise counsel. Lucky numbers: 1, 15, 24, 40, 43, 46.
This week may see a turning point of endings or beginnings for you. If so, understand it is part of your personal transformation, as Pluto shifts from Capricorn to Aquarius. Lucky numbers: 13, 18, 25, 28, 33, 40.
For the last year-plus you have been encouraged to develop more structure in your life. How is that progressing, and where might you need to make an adjustment now? Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 20, 24, 32, 34.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Seasonal song: Although often associated with Christmas, “Frosty the Snowman” isn’t technically a Christmas song. Recorded by Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys in 1950, the original lyrics contain no direct reference to Christmas.
Morning ritual: Skinny dipping was the norm for John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the U.S. In warm weather, he would walk two miles to the Potomac River to swim in the nude, an activity that was more common in those days.
Morning ritual: Skinny dipping was the norm for John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the U.S. In warm weather, he would walk two miles to the Potomac River to swim in the nude, an activity that was more common in those days.
Durable dollars: Crane and Co. has been producing the paper for United States Federal Reserve currency since 1879. The paper is 25% linen and 75% cotton, which is meant to make the bills more difficult to tear.
Large country: At almost 3 million square miles (7.7 million sq. km) in area, Australia is the sixth largest country on Earth. Its land area represents about 5% of Earth’s total land mass.
Blindness facts: Worldwide, up to 45 million people are without sight, and 135 million people have poor vision. The World Health Organization and International Agency for the Prevention of Blindness say about 80% of vision loss is preventable.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Our town got snow during a heat wave. They said it was a ice-olated incident.
I wrote a book about watchmaking. They said it’s about time.
Earl: “Can you keep a secret?
Pam: “Sure, but I don’t know if the people I tell can, too.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec tea but not coffee.
Our town got snow during a heat wave. They said it was a ice-olated incident.
I wrote a book about watchmaking. They said it’s about time.
Earl: “Can you keep a secret?
Pam: “Sure, but I don’t know if the people I tell can, too.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec tea but not coffee.
Trivia Answers: 1. Pancreas 2. Gilbert and Sullivan 3. Without 4. Turkey 5. Ear
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Sept 23 - 29, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Young pilot: Promising aviator Lucien Distler has been soaring through the skies solo since his early years. At just 14 years old, this Oakville, Ontario (Canada), native boldly piloted a Cessna aircraft, marking his independent flight debut. While he was too young to operate a car, he possessed the necessary skills to command an airplane. According to him, achieving such a feat at a young age is entirely feasible with diligent training and determination. Lucien attributes his passion for aviation to his regular attendance at air shows alongside his father, an experience that ignited his fascination with airplanes and flying. Their shared enthusiasm continues to fuel his aspirations in the world of aviation.
Not in vane: A decades-long search for a stolen weathervane is over. Recently, a 114-year-old antique copper weathervane surfaced at Sotheby’s in New York, N.Y. (U.S.). The auction house, which maintains a database of stolen items, alerted officials in Hartford, Vermont, who confirmed that it was the one stolen from the White River Junction train station in 1983. The weathervane was modeled after a steam locomotive and coal tender, and was crafted by W.A. Snow Iron Works, Inc. It is considered a valuable historic artifact and a beautiful piece of art. The weathervane will be remounted and returned to Vermont to be enjoyed once more.
Gator grab: When angler Justin Wyrick set out for a typical day of bass fishing, he was expecting nothing out of the ordinary. However, his routine excursion took an unexpected turn when he reeled in a surprising catch, a nearly 4-foot-long (1.2-m) alligator while fishing with his brother at a lake north of Knoxville, Tennessee (U.S.). The brothers promptly contacted the local wildlife agency. Officers intervened, safely removing the reptile from the scene. Subsequently, the alligator found temporary refuge at a local zoo until arrangements could be made for relocation to a more natural habitat.
High-tech hoax: A university hopeful in Isparta, Turkey, was apprehended for using an artificial intelligence system to cheat on an entrance exam. The candidate, known by the initials M.E.E., was detected during the test due to his suspicious behaviour. Hidden inside his sneaker was a small router, and he had a high-definition camera disguised as a shirt button. The AI provided real-time answers via a tiny headset. Turkish authorities have not disclosed full details of the cheating system, but M.E.E. faces jail time and a ban from taking future exams. In the end, it seems his artificial intelligence couldn’t outsmart human vigilance.
“There’s a responsibility in being a person. It’s more than just taking up space where air used to be.” - John Steinbeck
“Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.” - Roy T. Bennett
“Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.” - Roy T. Bennett
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Presented by DeCosmo’s Fine Art Society, now until Sept. 29, Thurs thru Sunday, 11am-3pm at McMillan Art Gallery, 133 McMillan St. An exhibit of paintings that will stir your memories.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.
Cultivating a Culture of Peace: Sat., Sept. 21, 1-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo. Live music, children’s activities, fun, gratitude & inspiration. Free event & everyone is welcome.
80’s Retro Dance Party! Held Saturday, Sept. 21, 7:30-11pm at The Capitol Theatre in Port Alberni. The music will be totally tubular, and there will be costume prizes awarded between sets. Tickets are $25 & available both at the door & online www.atthecaptiol.org
Fall Equinox Party - Island Style: Zumba Masterclass held Sunday, Sept. 22, 5:30-7pm at Somenos Room, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. For info, email RJpringle@shaw.ca
Silver Adventures Cafe Open House: Tues., Sept. 24, 1-3pm, 3148 Barons Rd. Learn about our free seniors program. Games, door prizes & light refreshments. Info: call 250-667-1803.
Free Downsizing Seminar: Held Thur., Sept. 26, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. A step-by-step on how to downsize your home. Pre-register at 250-616-3641.
Boot’s & Bling Fundraising Event: Girl’s night out on Fri., Sept. 27, 5:30pm at Branch 256 Legion, 1630 East Wellington Rd. Ladies, dress up in your country bling & enjoy dinner, live band, line-dance lesson & more. Email: zontaclubnanaimo@gmail.com for price & info.
Crime Stoppers is Holding Document Shredding Day: Sept. 28, 11am-3pm at Country Grocer, Bowen Rd. Your confidential papers are shredded on site. $20 per bankers box. BBQ by donation. Proceeds to crime reduction.
Destash Sale: Sept. 29, 9am-1pm, Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Shop for deals from crafters destashing their closets.
Spare Parts playing at Parksville Museum: Local band playing Gospel, Country, & Folk inside the museum’s 100 year old church. Sept 29, 4-6pm, admission by donation.
Parksville Lawn Bowling Club Presents MahJong: Begins Monday Sept. 30, 7pm for lessons & play at 149 E Stanford in Parksville. Cost is $2 per person/visit & held until the end of March, 2025.
Active Aging Week: Inspiring community connections with free activities from Sept. 30 - Oct. 6. View info online at: getinvolved.rdn.ca/rec-connect
Annual CFUW Book & Puzzle Sale: Held at the Coombs Fairground Tuesday-Saturday, October 1-5, 9am-7pm. Sunday, October 6, 9am-noon. Fill your bag with books for $10! Cash, debit or credit.
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Daybreak Rotary Pop-Up Garage Sale: Held Oct. 5, 9am at 1085 Moyse Cresent, Nanaimo. Good stuff with hotdogs & drinks by donation. Free for kids.
Suffering From Chronic Pain? I can alleviate your pain, reduce swelling & speed healing. Introductory offer, 2 treatments for the price of 1. Call Diana 1-250-888-9241 to book your appointment.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Itamar Erez, guitar, piano on Friday, October 6, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10. Reserved $25/$23. For info, call: 250-748-8383.
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Civic Centre, Oct. 8, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speakers/Topics: Mariah/West Coast Plants, garlic & Michalina/Cicada Seeds, seed harvesting.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. October 12 & 26, 12 - 4pm.
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. Meet some of our talented guild members & watch a weaving or spinning demonstration while you shop. Info: 250-929-2700.
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
Snowed In Comedy Tour presents the Comic Strippers, fully clothed! This improv comedy troupe have been wowing audiences across the globe since 2011. Dressed up new show members from the cast, shed their characters, keep their shirts on & the laughs going. Held Saturday, Oct. 5, 7:30-9:30pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Magic Extravaganza: Laugha-Cadabra featuring Murray Hatfield & Ken Pham Magic Show on Sunday, Oct. 6, 1-4pm at the Capitol Theatre, Port Alberni.
Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. For info: 250-929-2700.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. In Bermuda, do drivers use the right or left side of the road?
2. Nitrous oxide (N2O) is more commonly called what?
3. How many legs does a spider have?
4. The musician Liberace played the piccolo - T/F?
5. Vaarwel is “goodbye” in Dutch, Swedish, or Finnish?
2. Nitrous oxide (N2O) is more commonly called what?
3. How many legs does a spider have?
4. The musician Liberace played the piccolo - T/F?
5. Vaarwel is “goodbye” in Dutch, Swedish, or Finnish?
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Any stalemate with others in upcoming weeks may offer an opportunity for more tact and diplomacy in your communication. Consider taking advantage of this potential. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 12, 14, 33, 42.
Things may be busy, even chaotic, for you this week. A new idea may emerge, but consider it carefully before deciding whether or not to implement it. Look before you leap. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 7, 38, 44, 46.
Your ability to argue both sides of an issue may annoy others with more fixed world viewpoints. The energy of the next few weeks could temporarily ease this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 9, 26, 39, 45.
You may feel tired and stressed at midweek. Might you be able to find a way to carve out some time for self care? Doing so could mean you’re better able to help others. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 16, 19, 29, 30.
The energy this weekend may make this a good moment to take time out to play and have fun. Remember, though, that you probably need to get back to work soon. Lucky numbers: 12, 25, 28, 31, 37, 47.
You might find yourself feeling introspective at the end of the week. If you can retreat for a couple of days, you may find that important information can surface. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 12, 18, 30, 43.
Is there a thorny relationship issue that you have been avoiding? The next few weeks may provide an opportunity for progress, using your skills of tact and diplomacy. Lucky numbers: 15, 27, 28, 30, 35, 43.
The intensity of Scorpio can intimidate others. But the energy now may soften this dynamic. If you consciously incorporate it, you might be able to retain it going forward. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 15, 26, 29, 40.
Your natural friendliness and optimism may get an extra boost for the next three weeks. How can you use this energy to create a win-win opportunity for your goals? Lucky numbers: 4, 16, 20, 21, 27, 44.
Important information may emerge from your unconscious at midweek. You might be tempted to ignore it, but you also could use it positively in your personal development. Lucky numbers: 11, 17, 22, 27, 44, 48.
Your heart and mind may be out of sync at week’s end. If your default is to usually choose your mind, perhaps consider leaning toward the side of your heart this time instead. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 18, 39, 40, 48.
Everything may be confusing for you this week. Knowing what is real and truthful vs. what is not might be difficult. Perhaps postpone important decisions for at least a week. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 19, 22, 33, 34.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 21.
Olympic art: The Olympics weren’t always just for sports. Beginning in 1912, 151 medals were awarded in painting, sculpture, architecture, literature, and music for work inspired by athleticism. Art exhibits replaced the medals in 1954.
Lefties: Only about 10% of people worldwide are left-handed. About 1% are ambidextrous, able to use either hand effectively. This means the rest of us are predominantly right-handed.
Lefties: Only about 10% of people worldwide are left-handed. About 1% are ambidextrous, able to use either hand effectively. This means the rest of us are predominantly right-handed.
Chair evolution: We may have Charles Darwin to thank for our office chairs. He is often credited with the idea of using wheeled legs to replace regular legs on his office chair. This let him move easily and quickly around his lab.
Gator aid: In the 1960s, scientists at the University of Florida (U.S.) invented the popular sports drink Gatorade. In the 1970s, they also created Gatorade gum, but it was discontinued by 1989.
Youthful success: Stevie Wonder was only 13 years old in 1963 when he earned his first No. 1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 with “Fingertips.” He has since added many more hits to his resume!
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A man sued an airline after they lost his luggage. Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Our son at college said he grew a whole foot. So we sent him a third sock.
Art: “Why did you name your son Bill?”
Marty: “Because he arrived at the beginning of the month.”
How did the owl with laryngitis feel? He couldn’t give a hoot!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a very smart girl!
Our son at college said he grew a whole foot. So we sent him a third sock.
Art: “Why did you name your son Bill?”
Marty: “Because he arrived at the beginning of the month.”
How did the owl with laryngitis feel? He couldn’t give a hoot!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a very smart girl!
Trivia Answers: 1. Left 2. Laughing gas 3. Eight 4. False 5. Dutch
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Sept 16 - 22, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Learn to drive: A woman from Colorado (U.S.), who had been arrested in the past for car theft and spent time in jail, attempted to steal another vehicle shortly after her release. However, police weren’t the ones who foiled her plan. The issue arose when she realized the vehicle she’d stolen was a pickup truck with a stick shift. Lacking the skill to operate a vehicle with a manual transmission, she abandoned it, leading to the truck rolling and hitting a fire hydrant. Subsequently, she was arrested again and faced new charges of motor vehicle theft, careless driving, driving without a licence, and failing to report a crash. The stolen truck was returned to its owner.
Rare birth: In the confines of Thomas Belt Zoo in Juigalpa, Nicaragua, a mother puma welcomed three adorable cubs into the world. Two of them boasted a striking golden hue adorned with dark brown spots, while the third stood out due to its pristine white fur. This rare white cub was born with albinism, a condition believed to be shared by only a handful of pumas worldwide. Dubbed Itzae, meaning “Gift from God” in the Mayan language, the cub has quickly become a star attraction since her introduction to the public. Visitors flock to catch a glimpse of this extraordinary feline, marveling at her uncommon beauty and significance in the animal kingdom.
Camelids year: The year 2024 has been designated as the Year of the Camelids, a diverse group of animals including camels, guanacos, and vicuñas, which are all part of the camel family, as well as llamas and alpacas. Recognizing their vital role in sustaining the livelihoods of millions of people across 90 countries in harsh environments, the United Nations has bestowed this honour upon them. These remarkable creatures provide essential resources such as food, milk, transportation, fibres, and fertilizer. Particularly notable is the camel’s ability to thrive in arid regions with minimal water requirements, which makes them invaluable for transportation across deserts and drylands.
Horn reform: In Cambodia, if you install a musical horn in your vehicle, you will be in trouble. The prime minister has ordered police across the country to enforce an order that car owners replace musical horns with normal horns. The leader had seen videos on social media of “inappropriate activity” associated with the musical horns, such as people, especially children and youth, dancing on the roads and roadsides as passing vehicles play tunes, creating a serious safety hazard. He has mandated that any musical horn should be ripped out and replaced with the standard honking kind. While this new law may take away some music from the streets, it aims to significantly improve road safety.
“Friendship is serious affection; the most sublime of all affections, because it is founded on principle, and cemented by time.”
- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
- Robin Williams
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
A Walk Down Memory Lane’: Presented by DeCosmo’s Fine Art Society, now until Sept. 29, Thurs thru Sunday, 11am-3pm at McMillan Art Gallery, 133 McMillan St. An exhibit of paintings that will stir your memories.
156th Annual Cowichan Exhibition Fall Fair: Held Sept. 13, 14 & 15 at Exhibition grounds, 7380 TCH, Duncan. This year’s theme is ‘One smart sheep’. Hall exhibits, tractor pull, livestock shows, carnival rides, kids corral,food vendors, logger sports & more.
Route 19A Art’s Festival: Fine Art Exhibition held Sept 14 & 15, 10am-4pm at Lighthouse Community Ctr, 240 Lions Way, Qualicum Bay. Artists Studio Tour held Sept 21 & 22, 10am-4pm when artists open their private studios from Qualicum Beach to Union Bay.
40th Annual Port Alberni Toy Run: Bikes gather at Little Qualicum Fall’s Provincial Park on Sat., Sept. 14, 10am. Cannon goes off at noon & 1000 bikes ride to Glenwood Centre in Port Alberni. Bike games, show & shine, vendors, kid’s games & more. Activities on Sun., Sept. 15 include pancake breakfast & continued fun. Visit: portalbernitoyrun.ca for more details.
Dive Into the Art of Nerikomi Pottery: Vibrant clay to create personalized, marbled masterpieces in our innovative classes. Suitable for all levels. September 14, 15 & October 12, 26, 12 - 4pm. Tickets: www.cowichanlakeartsandculture.org/event-details/nerikomi
12th Annual Family Farms Day: Held on Sunday, September 15, 11am-3pm. An excellent way to learn more about local agriculture & meet some farmers in the Alberni Valley. 7 sites will be participating in this year’s self-guided tour & to celebrate the folks that are opening their gates to the community. For more info, visit: www.avfood.ca/events
Choose to Move Info Session: Sept. 16, 1pm at the Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Learn about this free program for older adults.
Nanaimo Quilters’ Guild next meeting is Wed., Sept. 18, 1:30pm & 6:30pm, at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St.
Square Dancing at the Parksville Community Centre: Singles or couples. New dancer 10 week program starts Sept. 19. Normal clothes, 80s & 90s music. Email: Wheelarounds2017@gmail.com for more info.
Parksville Newcomers Alumni Club AGM: Thur., Sept. 19, 2pm at Parksville Royal Canadian Legion Hall, 146 Hirst Ave. Also open to anyone new to the area wishing to join the Parksville Newcomers Club.
Giant Fabric Sale: Held Sat., Sept. 21, 10am-1:30pm at Nanaimo Curling Club, 106 Wall St., Nanaimo. Quilting fabric & supplies, Christmas, fashion & costume fabric, yarn, sewing & craft notions. All starting at $3 & $5 per meter. Please bring your own bags. Cash & credit cards accepted.
Cultivating a Culture of Peace: Sat., Sept. 21, 1-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park, Nanaimo. Live music, children’s activities, fun, gratitude & inspiration. Free event & everyone is welcome.
80’s Retro Dance Party! Held Saturday, Sept. 21, 7:30-11pm at The Capitol Theatre in Port Alberni. The music will be totally tubular, and there will be costume prizes awarded between sets. Tickets are $25 & available both at the door & online www.atthecaptiol.org
Fall Equinox Party - Island Style: Zumba Masterclass held Sunday, Sept. 22, 5:30-7pm at Somenos Room, Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan. For info, email RJpringle@shaw.ca
Free Downsizing Seminar: Held Thur., Sept. 26, 1-3pm at Nanaimo Golf Club, 2800 Highland Blvd. A step-by-step on how to downsize your home. Pre-register at 250-616-3641.
Boot’s & Bling Fundraising Event: Girl’s night out on Fri., Sept. 27, 5:30pm at Branch 256 Legion, 1630 East Wellington Rd. Ladies, dress up in your country bling & enjoy dinner, live band, line-dance lesson & more. Email: zontaclubnanaimo@gmail.com for price & info.
Crime Stoppers is Holding Document Shredding Day: Sept. 28, 11am-3pm at Country Grocer, Bowen Rd. Your confidential papers are shredded on site. $20 per bankers box. BBQ by donation. Proceeds to crime reduction.
Destash Sale: Sept. 29, 9am-1pm, Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd., Coombs. Shop for deals from crafters destashing their closets.
Active Aging Week: Inspiring community connections with free activities from Sept. 30 - Oct. 6. View info online at: getinvolved.rdn.ca/rec-connect
Crafts From the Crypt Fair: ‘A spooky Halloween Arts & Craft Fair with oddities & curiosities’. Held Oct. 5 & 6 at Highland Pacific Golf, 450 Creed Rd., Victoria. Haunted mocktails, mini photo sessions, food trucks & more. $5 for weekend pass. Costumes encouraged. For more information, visit: www.CraftsFromTheCryptFair.com
Weavers & More Show & Sale: Oct. 17 & 18, 11am-4pm & Oct. 19, 12-4pm at Cowichan Community Centre, 2687 James Street, Duncan. Meet some of our talented guild members & watch a weaving or spinning demonstration while you shop. Info: 250-929-2700.
Morrell Nature Sanctuary is looking for Volunteer Nature Interpreters who are passionate about nature, to lead Elementary School children from K to grade 5. Training is every 2nd Wed., Sept to April, 9:30-11:30am. Visit: www.morrellnaturesanctuary.ca or call 250-753-5811for more information.
Are You Ready to Sing? Village Voices of Qualicum Beach welcomes singers of all voices & will be accepting registrations for the 2024 Fall Term. Visit: www.thevillagevoices.ca
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. A snow crystal has how many sides?
2. Zone Improvement Plan is more commonly known as the _____ code.
3. The pig in Charlotte’s Web was named Babe, Wilbur, or Major?
4. Those with sitomania have an abnormal craving for what?
5. “Pong” was among the first of this type of game.
2. Zone Improvement Plan is more commonly known as the _____ code.
3. The pig in Charlotte’s Web was named Babe, Wilbur, or Major?
4. Those with sitomania have an abnormal craving for what?
5. “Pong” was among the first of this type of game.
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This week you may be more focused than usual on your emotional reactions. What adjustment in attitude might help you act in more alignment with your highest values? Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 14, 24, 47, 48.
An unexpected opportunity may surface midweek that helps you achieve something close to your heart. However, you might need to adjust your viewpoint in order to see it. Lucky numbers: 2, 16, 18, 23, 27, 35.
Information overload can easily happen to Geminis, and you may find yourself in this situation at midweek. Take a deep breath, step back, then focus on your highest priority. Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 10, 11, 15, 26.
Since 2008, you may have had intense periods of transformation. Pluto was in your opposite sign but this transit ends soon. What have you learned? What still needs completion? Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 23, 29, 43, 45.
Over the next 20 years, Pluto will reside in Aquarius. At times, there may be a stalemate between your needs and those of others. Cultivating maturity could ease this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 9, 17, 34, 36.
Like your opposite sign, Pisces, you may be at a turning point over the next year, with major beginnings and endings. These changes may encourage you to be of service. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 19, 24, 35, 43.
What has worked well or poorly for you since your last birthday? Now is a good time to set new goals. But you may wish to wait a bit before starting to implement them. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 15, 17, 24, 34.
This month you may find yourself drawn into universal mysteries. Following where they lead may give you powerful insights. Be careful of being pulled under too deeply. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 26, 27, 35, 45.
Your mind may be racing in many directions at week’s end, which could make decisions difficult. You might want to wait a few days for this energy to pass. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 16, 17, 29, 39.
As Pluto makes its last pass through Capricorn, you may be asked to shed the vestiges of an old pattern. Let what you love most be your compass in this transformation. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 14, 18, 23, 30.
Pluto will soon re-enter Aquarius and reside in your sign for the next 20 years. This heralds a period of transformation that could bring significant changes in your life. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 9, 18, 30, 36.
Like your opposite sign, Virgo, you may find yourself at a turning point over the next year, with major beginnings and endings. Let your highest vision be your North Star. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 12, 18, 23, 25.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 23.
Java reborn: In Berlin, Germany, bicycle couriers collect used coffee grounds from coffee shops and roasters, and deliver them to a social enterprise called Kaffeeform. The grounds are dried, preserved, and used to craft unique coffee cups.
Extreme means: If you are serious about dieting, you might be interested in U.S. Patent 4344424, issued in 1982. It is an anti-eating mouth cage! You can breathe and speak, but can’t enjoy your favourite meal, an extreme form of self-control!
Extreme means: If you are serious about dieting, you might be interested in U.S. Patent 4344424, issued in 1982. It is an anti-eating mouth cage! You can breathe and speak, but can’t enjoy your favourite meal, an extreme form of self-control!
Morning ritual: Did you know that making your bed each morning may have mental health benefits? Scientists suggest that this simple act can enhance productivity, induce calmness, contribute to improved sleep quality, and reduce stress.
Beloved beverage: In Canada, a popular drink is called the Caesar, a blend of clam juice, tomato juice, vodka, and Worcestershire sauce. It originated in Calgary, Alberta, in 1969. About 400 million of these drinks are consumed each year.
Round safety: Have you ever pondered why manhole covers are round? It’s because they require no rotation to fit properly. Additionally, circular covers are inherently the strongest shape.
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Some mornings I wake up grouchy. Other mornings I leave him alone.
Diner: “Waiter, there’s a footprint on my omelet.”
Waiter: “Well, when you ordered you told me to step on it.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? These jokes dragon and on and on.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move? A staircase.
What did the email say to the document? All good things come to a send.
Diner: “Waiter, there’s a footprint on my omelet.”
Waiter: “Well, when you ordered you told me to step on it.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? These jokes dragon and on and on.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move? A staircase.
What did the email say to the document? All good things come to a send.
Trivia Answers: 1. Six 2. ZIP 3. Wilbur 4. Food 5. Video game
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