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July 29 - Aug 4, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Second chance: Loved Before is a U.K. charity on a mission to offer a fresh start to abandoned teddy bears and other stuffed animals. Charlotte Liebling noticed the sad fate of many soft toys and decided to do something to change that. These toys undergo a spa-like treatment before being showcased online for new families to discover. Embracing imperfection, Loved Before recognizes the unique charm each toy brings. Alongside its eco-friendly packaging and charitable donations, the company aims to instill a sense of responsibility in people, especially children, toward reusing items to benefit the environment. While this may seem like a small step, it shows how everyone can make a difference.
Free education: Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York City, New York (U.S.), is planning to scrap tuition fees, thanks to a very generous donation of $1 billion. This amazing act of kindness comes from Dr. Ruth Gottesman, a well-respected former teacher at the school. Dr. Gottesman’s late husband, who was smart with money, told her to “do whatever you think is right” with their considerable wealth. This inspired her to make medical school education more affordable. She believes that by making such an education easier to obtain, that will mean more doctors with diverse backgrounds who better understand and serve communities.
Age fusion: In Seattle, Washington, (U.S.), a preschool at Providence Mount St. Vincent merges daycare with senior living, uniting 400 older adults with children. Through activities like music and art, they forge connections at this senior care home. “The Growing Season” is a documentary by Evan Briggs that showcases this interplay and captures the transformation that happens among the seniors when the kids arrive. In the presence of the children, the residents light up with vitality, and the children seamlessly adapt to being with the older folks. The success of this model highlights the potential for greater integration of seniors into society, fostering understanding and empathy across generations.
Robot conductor: At the National Theater of Korea, something incredible happened: a robot named EveR 6, created by the Korea Institute of Industrial Technology, led the National Orchestra of Korea in a concert. EveR 6 is about as tall as a person and has a face that looks human. The robot conducted alongside human conductor Soo-Yeoul Choi. The concert, which was titled “Absence,” included two pieces directed by EveR 6, along with a special composition called “Sense,” in which the robot and Choi worked together. Choi was amazed by EveR 6’s moves, but said humans still make the best conductors because they can listen to and guide the orchestra.
“I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse.”
- Florence Nightingale
“A man’s mind, stretched to a new idea or sensation, never shrinks back to its former dimensions.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Wild Church Oceanside: Experience sacred conversation in the beauty of nature. Sun., July 28, 1:30pm. Various outdoor locations. Contact Brenda, wildchurchoceanside@gmail.co for more info.
Juno Award Winner Peter Puffin presents a free performance on Tuesday, July 30, 10:30am at Coombs Fairgrounds. Meet Tales the Whale, get free swag & prizes & more. This is a rain or shine event so please dress appropriately.
Music at the Museum: Thursday Evenings 6-8pm at Parksville
Museum, 1245 E Island Hwy., Parksville. Aug 1 - Brandon Isaak Trio $35.
Tickets available at the gate or through Eventbrite, at the Museum Box
office, or at the Parksville Visitor Centre. Bring your lawn chair &
enjoy the show! Craft beer & food truck on site.
Messages in the Dust: Fascinating true stories from Vancouver Island’s past. Held at BC Forest Discovery Centre, Saturday, August 3. A family friendly live theatre show featuring 5 true stories & music from Vancouver Island history. Shows at noon & 2pm.
Nanaimo’s 23rd Annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Tues., Aug. 6, 9pm at Sway-a-Lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. This is for everyone & is to commemorate the anniversary of the first use of the atomic bomb when the City of Hiroshima was reduced to ashes in 1945.
Five Acre Shaker: Held August 9 & 10. Two evenings of live music at the Fall Fair Grounds, Port Alberni. The Concert series will feature live music, local food trucks, refreshing beverages, on-site tent or RV/Vehicle camping, with performances by Top Artists, DJ’s & more. For tickets, visit: fiveacre.tickit.ca
Summer in the Valley Arts Fest: Held August 10, 12-6pm & August 11, 11am-5pm at Cowichan Exhibition Park, 7380 Trans Canada Hwy, Duncan. 120+ artists, live music, beer garden, food trucks & more. Free.
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: August 10, 11am-4pm, 4235 Departure Bay Rd. Local handmade unique gifts for all occasions. Info: www.volunteernanaimo.ca
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Commercial Street (Nanaimo) Thursday Night Market: Thursday’s, 5-9pm, from now until Aug. 31. Support local vendors & Nanaimo merchants & restaurants. Free shuttle service from both the Country Club & Northtown Centre exchanges to downtown. Free bike valet behind the museum.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Port Alberni Farmers Market: Held Saturday’s, 9am-1pm at 6211 Cherry Creek Rd. Come check out our open air market filled with so many amazingly talented makers & growers.
Free Coaching in An Ancient Oriental Qigong Exercises: Sat. & Sun., 10-11am at Transfer Beach in Ladysmith. Oldest oriental Falun Gong exercise for mind, body & spirit. Contact: yan.ganjingworld@gmail.com
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Multi-celled organisms without backbones are fish, invertebrates, or mammals?
2. In 196 B.C.E., the Rosetta stone was inscribed in this Egyptian city.
3. What is the medical term for the breast bone?
4. Gelatin is a vegetable product - T/F?
5. The red outgrowth on a chicken’s head is a comb, hairbrush, or hat?
2. In 196 B.C.E., the Rosetta stone was inscribed in this Egyptian city.
3. What is the medical term for the breast bone?
4. Gelatin is a vegetable product - T/F?
5. The red outgrowth on a chicken’s head is a comb, hairbrush, or hat?
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Your relationships can be a good vehicle now to help you heal old wounds. Share information about your past with those you are close to and enlist their support. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 17, 25, 44, 47.
Are you feeling a strain in your relationships now? Looking for an unusual resolution to the issue may be helpful. Just be sure it truly works for all involved. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 11, 15, 26, 31.
You may find that your mind is on information overload. Documenting the new ideas might be helpful now, but wait until later to act on any that you choose. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 24, 29, 38, 41.
Your emotions may be heightened at midweek. Take a step back and wait a few days to see if your feelings on an important matter change in the interim period. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 25, 30, 38, 44.
Your naturally enthusiastic persona may be boosted this week. This could be a good time to use the energy to set a new intention for something to manifest in the next month. Lucky numbers: 4, 16, 20, 23, 35, 45.
For the next few weeks, explore and articulate what you truly value and how to manifest it. In formulating a plan, don’t overlook the details necessary for success. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 18, 29, 35, 42.
You may find yourself micromanaging your relationships with others over the next few weeks. Be conscious of this tendency so you can avoid any unnecessary conflict. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 14, 39, 42, 46.
The astrological energy at the end of the week might have a childlike enthusiasm. Using this dynamic to lighten your interactions with others may be helpful. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 18, 23, 24, 35.
Are you feeling challenged now about your beliefs? If you’re comfortable with them, you have no need to defend them to others. If not, ask yourself what has changed. Lucky numbers: 11, 14, 15, 39, 45, 46.
Weighing relationships versus results, Capricorns sometimes gravitate to the latter. An opportunity may emerge at week’s end to achieve a greater balance of the two. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 19, 22, 40, 47.
Did you set new goals about six months ago at your birthday? What progress have you made, and do you need to course-correct now to stay on track? Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 5, 24, 26, 32.
Last week’s energetic pattern might continue. Did you make an adjustment to activate greater joy in your life? This change may take time to manifest, so keep going. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 23, 36, 37, 46.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 35.
No reptiles: Finding insects and birds in frozen Antarctica might be possible, but a life form not found there is the reptile. Those critters do not produce their own heat and wouldn’t last long on the coldest continent on earth.
Long walk: Energetic folk who want to walk the entire length of Canada’s coastline need to prepare for a long hike. The coastline covers 244,000 kilometres (151,600 mi.) and includes the Arctic, Pacific, and Atlantic oceans.
Single spice: One might assume allspice is a mixture of several spices, but it is actually made from dried berries from the allspice tree, native to Jamaica. Christopher Columbus noted it on his second Atlantic Ocean crossing.
Great word: “Somnambulists” are sleepwalkers. The root words somn and ambulate relate to sleep and walking. Some folks with somnambulism have even walked around their neighbourhoods without realizing it.
Pablo: The world knows him as famous Spanish artist Pablo Picasso. But his full name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso.
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Dancer: “Can you stretch the music out a little longer?”
Orchestra leader: “Sorry, this isn’t a rubber band.”
An actor fell through a trapdoor. He was going through a stage.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
Where did the fake blacksmith work? At the forgery.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the window and see.
Orchestra leader: “Sorry, this isn’t a rubber band.”
An actor fell through a trapdoor. He was going through a stage.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
Where did the fake blacksmith work? At the forgery.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the window and see.
Trivia Answers: 1. Invertebrates 2. Memphis 3. Sternum 4. False
5. Comb
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Tomato trouble: A Nigerian woman stands on the brink of a potentially lengthy prison sentence for her online critique of a can of tomato puree, of all things. Chioma Okoli shared her discontent online about the excessively sweet taste of the product she purchased. Unexpectedly, her post snowballed, amassing thousands of comments. Despite warnings from someone linked to the food product company, she persisted in complaining online. Consequently, she faced arrest in accordance with Nigeria’s cybercrime laws. The company is suing her for significant damages, citing negative impact on their business. In response, Okoli is fighting back, suing both the police and the company.
Exquisite treat: The chocolate made by the To’ak company stands out in the world of fancy sweets, made from rare Nacional cacao found in small parts of Ecuador. Priced at up to $490 for a mere 50-gram bar, it’s not just candy, it’s an experience. To’ak sets itself apart by carefully selecting the finest cacao, once believed extinct. This chocolate undergoes a special aging process in wooden barrels, similar to aging fine spirits, giving it exceptional depth. Spices like Cambodian Kampot pepper further enrich its flavour. Although above most people’s price point, To’ak’s distinct taste makes it a sought-after delicacy for those seeking something extraordinary.
Dress dilemma: A groom's absent-minded mistake led to disaster when he accidentally left his fiancée’s $2,000 (USD) wedding dress on the car roof and then drove away, leaving the dress to fly off the vehicle. Lindel Cain, the bride from Adelaide, Australia, shared the mishap on social media. The couple was retrieving items from a storage unit when the incident occurred. Despite frantic efforts to find the dress, it remained missing. The couple offered a cash reward for its return. But even with such a setback, the bride maintained a sense of humour, seeing the mishap as a future wedding speech anecdote.
Digital host: Spain’s adaptation of the Survivor TV show will feature a unique twist: a segment hosted by Alba Renai, an AI-powered digital influencer. Despite her non-existent physical form, Alba was meticulously created based on feedback from a focus group of 350 young people, ensuring she embodied traits that were likely to resonate with a wide audience. Be a Lion, the team behind Alba, emphasizes the extensive human collaboration in her development. Claiming that no human jobs were lost in the project, they employ 32 people, including AI experts. The emergence of virtual influencers like Alba are sparking discussions on AI’s role in entertainment and employment.
“Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand.” - Thomas Carlyle
“Character is much easier kept than recovered.” - Thomas Paine
“Character is much easier kept than recovered.” - Thomas Paine
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Music at the Museum: Thursday Evenings 6-8pm at Parksville Museum, 1245 E Island Hwy., Parksville. Aug 1 - Brandon Isaak Trio $35. Tickets available at the gate or through Eventbrite, at the Museum Box office, or at the Parksville Visitor Centre. Bring your lawn chair & enjoy the show! Craft beer & food truck on site.
40th Annual Islands Folk Festival: July 19-21, at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd, Duncan. 3 days, 5 stages kids zone! Buy tickets or volunteer www.islandsfolkfestival.ca
Beban Learning Garden Tool Swap: Sharpening demos & fall/winter vegetable transplant sales with winter growing workshops on July 20, 10am-2pm, Beban Park. Info/workshop schedule: www.ncgs.ca
Farewell to the Martin Mars Water Bombers: Held at Sproat Lake Community Hall, Port Alberni on Saturday, July 27, 11am-3pm. There will be live music, guest speakers, bomber museum, photo opp, food concession, activities, door prizes & raffles. Fun for the whole family!
St. Mark’s Community Fair: Held Sat., July 27, 8:30am-1pm, Memorial Ave., at Veteran’s Way, Qualicum Beach. ‘Holy roller’ pies, clothing, accessories, books, cd’s, jewelry, entertainment & more. Please remember to bring your own bags & no pets please.
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
July Pottery Tent Sale: Held by Nanaimo Pottery Coop on Sat., July 27, 10am-5pm under the big tents in the parking lot of Country Club Center. Check out the variety of locally handmade pottery.
‘A Grand Time in the Rapids’: Presented by Echo Players, until July 27 at Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., Qualicum. Show times: Wed - Sat., 7:30pm & Sunday matinee, 2pm. www.EchoPlayers.ca
Wild Church Oceanside: Experience sacred conversation in the beauty of nature. Sun., July 28, 1:30pm. Various outdoor locations. Contact Brenda, wildchurchoceanside@gmail.co for more info.
Wild Church Oceanside: Experience sacred conversation in the beauty of nature. Sun., July 28, 1:30pm. Various outdoor locations. Contact Brenda, wildchurchoceanside@gmail.co for more info.
Juno Award Winner Peter Puffin presents a free performance on Tuesday, July 30, 10:30am at Coombs Fairgrounds. Meet Tales the Whale, get free swag & prizes & more. This is a rain or shine event so please dress appropriately.
Messages in the Dust: Fascinating true stories from Vancouver Island’s past. Held at BC Forest Discovery Centre, Saturday, August 3. A family friendly live theatre show featuring 5 true stories & music from Vancouver Island history. Shows at noon & 2pm.
Nanaimo’s 23rd Annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Tues., Aug. 6, 9pm at Sway-a-Lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. This is for everyone & is to commemorate the anniversary of the first use of the atomic bomb when the City of Hiroshima was reduced to ashes in 1945.
Five Acre Shaker: Held August 9 & 10. Two evenings of live music at the Fall Fair Grounds, Port Alberni. The Concert series will feature live music, local food trucks, refreshing beverages, on-site tent or RV/Vehicle camping, with performances by Top Artists, DJ’s & more. For tickets, visit: fiveacre.tickit.ca
Summer in the Valley Arts Fest: Held August 10, 12-6pm & August 11, 11am-5pm at Cowichan Exhibition Park, 7380 Trans Canada Hwy, Duncan. 120+ artists, live music, beer garden, food trucks & more. Free.
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: August 10, 11am-4pm, 4235 Departure Bay Rd. Local handmade unique gifts for all occasions. Info: www.volunteernanaimo.ca
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Commercial Street (Nanaimo) Thursday Night Market: Thursday’s, 5-9pm, from now until Aug. 31. Support local vendors & Nanaimo merchants & restaurants. Free shuttle service from both the Country Club & Northtown Centre exchanges to downtown. Free bike valet behind the museum.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Port Alberni Farmers Market: Held Saturday’s, 9am-1pm at 6211 Cherry Creek Rd. Come check out our open air market filled with so many amazingly talented makers & growers.
Free Coaching in An Ancient Oriental Qigong Exercises: Sat. & Sun., 10-11am at Transfer Beach in Ladysmith. Oldest oriental Falun Gong exercise for mind, body & spirit. Contact: yan.ganjingworld@gmail.com
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. A large body of ice that moves over land is called a _____.
2. An earthquake is measured by its depth, magnitude, or location?
3. T/F - The constellation Orion’s second brightest star is called Betelgeuse?
4. TACOCAT is an example of a palindrome, imponderable, or paradigm?
5. What is a campanile?
2. An earthquake is measured by its depth, magnitude, or location?
3. T/F - The constellation Orion’s second brightest star is called Betelgeuse?
4. TACOCAT is an example of a palindrome, imponderable, or paradigm?
5. What is a campanile?
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You may experience burn out at midweek. Remember that Aries are undergoing a long-term transformation process that will be in effect for three more years. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 19, 31, 32, 47.
This weekend may be a good time for you to retreat for a couple of days. Relaxation and comfort food might be exactly what you need right now to recharge. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 36, 37, 43, 44.
Your energy level may be substantially increased this week. To what part of your life should you apply this boost? Don’t forget self-care as you zip through this process. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 25, 30, 38, 42.
Cancers’ deep-felt emotions aren’t always easy to translate to others. But the next two weeks may present an opportunity to communicate more precisely when speaking. Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 24, 31, 33, 43.
The ruling planet of Leo is the Sun, and it is shining down on you during your birthday month. This is a good time to set your intentions for the next year. Lucky numbers: 4, 17, 19, 22, 26, 40.
Try to use this week to nail down details on your projects, including communicating with others. After that, things may be a bit chaotic for a couple of weeks. Lucky numbers: 13, 30, 36, 37, 40, 42.
Are you simmering below the surface about an issue? Try to find a positive way to address it, or the situation could impulsively erupt into the open at midweek. Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 20, 23, 31, 45.
Your intuitive connection to those around you may be subdued for a few days at week’s end. Rather than being disturbed by this dynamic, can you welcome it as a respite? Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 16, 18, 19, 23.
Sagittarians often have a broad, philosophical worldview. This may not go over well with others for the next two weeks. You might want to retreat until the dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 11, 12, 18, 35.
In the next couple of weeks, you may have an opportunity for your hard work and discipline to be rewarded. Just be sure you read the fine print of agreements. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 15, 17, 42, 43.
You may be in a stalemate on how to proceed with your life. Making a list of pros and cons might help give clarity on adjusting your view of the situation. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 23, 25, 26, 42.
Pisces sometimes are overwhelmed by their emotions and those of others. Now may be a good time to make an adjustment that grounds you in a more joyful attitude. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 24, 25, 38, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 17.
No relatives: American author Mark Twain was born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in 1835. He married Olivia Langdon, and they had four children. However, the author has no direct descendants living today.
Taking in flavour: Wood ear mushrooms are well known to Chinese cooks. These mushrooms grow on trees and bushes and look a bit like ears. They don’t have much flavour, but absorb flavours of the sauces in which they are cooked.
Canadian citizen: Canada has a population of about 39 million, and that includes Santa Claus. In 2010, the Canadian government affirmed Santa Claus as a Canadian citizen during a special citizenship ceremony in Calgary, Alberta.
Isolated world: The Sentinelese, who inhabit a tiny island in the Bay of Bengal, have lived isolated lives for over 60,000 years. They resist any attempts by authorities or anthropologists to study their culture.
Famous cars: Hollywood has had many famous cars grace its screens, including a Volkswagen Beetle “Herbie” in Love Bug, a 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible in Thelma & Louise, and a 1977 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am in Smokey and the Bandit.
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My mom gave some old rope a time-out. It was knotty.
First monster: “Are the monsters in your town ugly?”
Second monster: “Last year we held a beauty contest and no one won.”
That poor piece of paper pinned to the wall! It was under a tack.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct said, “Quack! Quack!”
What do you call a knight who just lost a fencing match? A sword loser.
First monster: “Are the monsters in your town ugly?”
Second monster: “Last year we held a beauty contest and no one won.”
That poor piece of paper pinned to the wall! It was under a tack.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct said, “Quack! Quack!”
What do you call a knight who just lost a fencing match? A sword loser.
Trivia Answers: 1. Glacier 2. Magnitude 3. True 4. Palindrome 5. Free-standing bell tower
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Monkey trouble: For generations, tourists have delighted in interacting with the monkeys that inhabit the grounds of the temple in the city of Lopburi, Thailand. But now, frustrated authorities in the city have decided to relocate these mischievous monkeys to elsewhere. Approximately 2,500 of the macaque monkeys will be transferred to large enclosures away from humans. This decision follows an incident in which monkeys knocked a motorcyclist off his bike and kicked a woman in the back because they were after her food. Authorities say they don’t want any humans, or monkeys for that matter, to be hurt, which is why they have decided to move the playful primates away from the temple.
Lots of marshmallows: If you’re a kid who loves marshmallows, southeastern Michigan (U.S.), is the place to be. Every spring, several towns do a “Great Marshmallow Drop.” Kids gather in a park and soon a helicopter appears, whirling overhead. What follows is an amazing sight: thousands of marshmallows dropping from the helicopter, followed by a frenzied scramble by the kids to collect them. However, these marshmallows aren’t for eating; instead, kids trade them in for a prize bag that includes a colouring book, a one-day water park pass, and candy. According to officials, the marshmallow drops are simply a way to celebrate spring.
Historical gaming: In a twist of classroom creativity, a middle school teacher is gaining online fame for his innovative teaching method, which is incorporating video games into lessons. When the class topic shifted to Greece, the teacher, known as Mr. Mahathey, introduced his students to the “Assassin’s Creed Odyssey” game. He used the game to illustrate the Battle of Thermopylae, and an online video of his lesson went viral. By using the game’s map, Mr. Mahathey vividly explained the strategic positioning of the Greeks against the Persians. Comments flooded in, applauding the teacher for his innovative approach and recognizing the game’s historical accuracy.
Celestial goodbye: Elizabeth Garcia had loved to travel and, after her passing, her family arranged one final trip. Her sister Jean fulfilled her wish for a unique farewell: sending the ashes of Elizabeth and her beloved cat into space. Elizabeth had long dreamed of space travel but never got the chance. With the help of Aura Flights, a company that specializes in space memorials, their ashes were launched into the cosmos. Riding a stratospheric balloon, the vehicle reached over 100,000 feet (30,480 m) above Earth’s surface. Since this unique event took place in January 2023, interest in space memorials has increased, reflecting a growing desire for celestial farewells.
“And joys and tears alike are sent to give the soul fit nourishment.”
- Sarah Flower Adams
“It is only the cultivation of individuality which produces, or can produce, well-developed human beings.” - John Stuart Mill
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
‘A Grand Time in the Rapids’: Presented by Echo Players, until July 27 at Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., Qualicum. Show times: Wed - Sat., 7:30pm & Sunday matinee, 2pm. www.EchoPlayers.ca
Duncan’s 2nd Annual Motor Cycle Show & Shine! Presented by Downtown Business Improvement Area Society & Ironworks Cafe & Creperie on Sunday, July 14, 9am on Station St. Registration is limited to 200 vehicles, so register now by calling Roger, 250-855-1905.
Wild Church Oceanside: Experience sacred conversation in the beauty of nature. Sun., July 14 & July 28, 1:30pm. Various outdoor locations. Contact Brenda, wildchurchoceanside@gmail.co for more info.
Nanaimo Concert Band Summer Performance: July 15, 6:30pm at Lions Pavilion in Maffeo Sutton Park. Bring a chair or blanket, pack a picnic dinner, or visit the food trucks in the park. Free admission.
Music at the Museum: Thursday Evenings 6-8pm at Parksville Museum, 1245 E Island Hwy., Parksville. July 18 - David Gogo $35; Aug 1 - Brandon Isaak Trio $35. Tickets available at the gate or through Eventbrite, at the Museum Box office, or at the Parksville Visitor Centre. Bring your lawn chair & enjoy the show! Craft beer & food truck on site.
Sunset Cinema in the Park: Combined with ‘Food Truck Friday’ on July 19 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Food trucks run 12-7pm. The cinema will play ‘Migration’, at dusk, which is being put on by Coastal Community Credit Union. All proceeds of their concession will be donated to the Children’s Health Foundation of Vancouver Island.
40th Annual Islands Folk Festival: July 19-21, at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd, Duncan. 3 days, 5 stages kids zone! Buy tickets or volunteer www.islandsfolkfestival.ca
Beban Learning Garden Tool Swap: Sharpening demos & fall/winter vegetable transplant sales with winter growing workshops on July 20, 10am-2pm, Beban Park. Info/workshop schedule: www.ncgs.ca
Farewell to the Martin Mars Water Bombers: Held at Sproat Lake Community Hall, Port Alberni on Saturday, July 27, 11am-3pm. There will be live music, guest speakers, bomber museum, photo opp, food concession, activities, door prizes & raffles. Fun for the whole family!
St. Mark’s Community Fair: Held Sat., July 27, 8:30am-1pm, Memorial Ave., at Veteran’s Way, Qualicum Beach. ‘Holy roller’ pies, clothing, accessories, books, cd’s, jewelry, entertainment & more. Please remember to bring your own bags & no pets please.
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
July Pottery Tent Sale: Held by Nanaimo Pottery Coop on Sat., July 27, 10am-5pm under the big tents in the parking lot of Country Club Center. Check out the variety of locally handmade pottery.
Juno Award Winner Peter Puffin presents a free performance on Tuesday, July 30, 10:30am at Coombs Fairgrounds. Meet Tales the Whale, get free swag & prizes & more. This is a rain or shine event so please dress appropriately.
Nanaimo’s 23rd Annual Lanterns for Peace Ceremony: Tues., Aug. 6, 9pm at Sway-a-Lana Lagoon on Nanaimo’s waterfront. Lanterns will be launched at dusk. This is for everyone & is to commemorate the anniversary of the first use of the atomic bomb when the City of Hiroshima was reduced to ashes in 1945.
Five Acre Shaker: Held August 9 & 10. Two evenings of live music at the Fall Fair Grounds, Port Alberni. The Concert series will feature live music, local food trucks, refreshing beverages, on-site tent or RV/Vehicle camping, with performances by Top Artists, DJ’s & more. For tickets, visit: fiveacre.tickit.ca
Summer in the Valley Arts Fest: Held August 10, 12-6pm & August 11, 11am-5pm at Cowichan Exhibition Park, 7380 Trans Canada Hwy, Duncan. 120+ artists, live music, beer garden, food trucks & more. Free.
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Port Alberni Farmers Market: Held Saturday’s, 9am-1pm at 6211 Cherry Creek Rd. Come check out our open air market filled with so many amazingly talented makers & growers.
Free Coaching in An Ancient Oriental Qigong Exercises: Sat. & Sun., 10-11am at Transfer Beach in Ladysmith. Oldest oriental Falun Gong exercise for mind, body & spirit. Contact: yan.ganjingworld@gmail.com
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Physicians’ treatise of ethics is called the _______ Oath.
2. What is the largest species of penguin?
3. “She sells seashells by the seashore” is an example of a _____.
4. This fruit has a variety called the Winter Banana.
5. The Saffir-Simpson scale measures earthquakes, hurricanes, or heart attacks?
2. What is the largest species of penguin?
3. “She sells seashells by the seashore” is an example of a _____.
4. This fruit has a variety called the Winter Banana.
5. The Saffir-Simpson scale measures earthquakes, hurricanes, or heart attacks?
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Early this week, you may find yourself finally willing to openly speak about the effects of an old emotional wound. Who do you trust to help you talk through the process? Lucky numbers: 4, 15, 20, 25, 35, 46.
Taurus-born are often cautious about making significant life changes. But this week the planetary energies may present you opportunities to break out of your comfort zone. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 18, 24, 28, 45.
At week’s end, you may find yourself in the mood for a fun, spontaneous weekend. Enjoy, but also be aware of any tendency to overindulge in sweets, alcohol, and the like. Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 19, 35, 41, 47.
Your birthday month is coming to a close. How are you feeling so far in your new solar year? What should you keep and what should you let go of? Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 16, 18, 30, 46.
You may find that your mind and emotions are out of sync at week’s end. Can you find a balance of the two? Otherwise, take a deep breath and wait a few days. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 23, 26, 29, 35.
Virgos can hold themselves and others to very high standards. But perfectionism usually is not achievable. This may be a good time to integrate more empathy. Lucky numbers: 11, 22, 33, 37, 39, 41.
Do you and your partner struggle to define your relationship roles? Might this be a good time to discuss the conflict? Otherwise, breathe and take a step back for a few days. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 18, 19, 27, 48.
Is progress halted now on your endeavours? It may be helpful to be open to insights about opportunities for change that could overcome the obstacles. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 18, 21, 26, 40.
You may be experiencing wanderlust now. Before you lock in a travel itinerary, do you simply need a vacation or is something more substantial motivating you? Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 8, 9, 11, 21.
You may feel conflicted now. Your focus may be on completing work projects while those around you want to break out and have fun. Is there a way to do both? Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 25, 33, 34, 40.
You may receive many ideas at week’s end about creating positive change for yourself or others. Taking some time to sort through them before acting may be helpful. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 17, 21, 28, 31.
Your natural intuitive and creative talents may be heightened this week. Try to channel this into spiritual or artistic endeavours, rather than pushing through on mundane tasks. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 17, 42, 43, 44.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Sleeping giant: Albert Einstein is one of the world’s most famous scientists. Perhaps one secret to his brain power is that he usually slept 10 hours a night. That’s nearly one and a half times as much as the average person.
Noted brother: Most people recognize actor Tom Hanks, famous for Forrest Gump, among other great movies. Hanks’ older brother is a noted biology professor at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.
Unique proposal: Famous inventor Thomas Edison claims to have taught his future wife, Mina Miller, Morse code so they could talk to each other in secret. She said he even proposed to her using Morse code.
More than words: Studies indicate that body language constitutes 93% of a person’s first impression of someone. The language of facial expressions, handshakes, eye contact, gestures, and personal space can say more than words.
Red lipstick: This concept wouldn’t fly today, but during World War II, women were encouraged to wear red lipstick to boost morale, especially of soldiers. With the slogan “Beauty is their Duty,” red lipstick was a patriotic symbol.
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Where does Thursday come before Wednesday? In the dictionary.
I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Rita: “You’re always wishing for something you don’t have.”
Nita: “Well, what else is there to wish for?”
If you buy a bigger bed, you actually get less bedroom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect?
I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Rita: “You’re always wishing for something you don’t have.”
Nita: “Well, what else is there to wish for?”
If you buy a bigger bed, you actually get less bedroom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect?
Trivia Answers: 1. Hippocratic 2. Emperor 3. Tongue twister or an Alliteration 4. Apple 5. Hurricanes
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Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Skyward rent: The steep rental market in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, pushed Tim Chen to a creative solution in his living arrangements. Instead of shelling out hefty rent in the city, this arts student from Calgary opted for a unique commute: flying to his classes. After an increase in his rent, Chen found the cost of flights surprisingly more affordable. Juggling just two weekly classes while living with his parents, he manages to save over half the cost of a Vancouver apartment. As housing prices rise, unconventional solutions like Chen’s highlight how far people will go to make ends meet in one of Canada’s priciest cities.
Martian immersion: Who has fancied a taste of life on Mars? NASA is offering just that with their immersive CHAPEA program, which stands for Crew Health and Performance Exploration Analog. Volunteers will spend a year in a simulated Martian habitat, which aids the U.S. space agency’s preparation for future manned missions to the Red Planet. Participants will face simulated spacewalks, resource limitations, and equipment malfunctions, replicating potential challenges of life on Mars. Applicants must be U.S. citizens with backgrounds in science, technology, engineering, or math. NASA is offering compensation for this unique opportunity to anyone seeking an out-of-this-world adventure, while simultaneously helping to advance human exploration of Mars.
Stellar support: In a social media video, a teenage girl shared how her little brother got picked on at school for wearing space-themed shirts. The video caught the attention of Vanessa Hernández, whose father is an astronaut. She responded with a video message from her dad to the boy, encouraging him to embrace his love for space, despite the teasing. In the video, Astronaut José Hernández shared his own journey to space, recounting how he faced rejection from NASA multiple times before achieving his dream. Hernández’s message concluded with a touching note to the young boy, urging him to proudly wear his space-themed clothes and aspire to join NASA one day.
Cargo canine: In a surprising twist in Houston, Texas (U.S.), Coast Guard inspectors found unexpected cargo among towering shipping containers. Amidst the maze, they heard a barking and a scratching sound, unstacked and opened the container, and discovered a dog who had endured eight days without sustenance in a cramped, dark crate. Despite her ordeal, “Connie the Container Dog,” as they nicknamed her, greeted her rescuers with a weary smile and wagging tail. The team took her to Forever Changed Animal Rescue, a shelter in nearby Pasadena, Texas, where her story touched the hearts of staff and visitors. Connie is under their care until a permanent home can be found.
“Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.” - Samuel Pepys
“You can’t knock on opportunity’s door and not be ready.” - Bruno Mars
“You can’t knock on opportunity’s door and not be ready.” - Bruno Mars
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Giant Street Market: July 6, 10am-4pm, on Willow Street in Chemainus. Join this well-loved summer event with over 150 vendors & local merchants showcasing their wares. A pedestrian marketplace.
Nanaimo VegFest Returns: Saturday, July 6, 10am-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park. Bouncy castles, vegan festival, face painting. 65+ vendors. Free to attend.
Disco Roller Skating at Fuller Lake! Hosted by the Cowichan Valley Roller Derby Association. All skating levels & ages are welcome on Saturday, July 6, 7-10pm at Fuller Lake Arena. Cost is $5. You can bring your own skates or rent them there. Recommend a helmet, pads & guards, for safety.
Celebrate Summer in the Garden with The Qualicum Beach Garden Club Members on Tuesday, July 9, 6:30pm. Held at 1136 Corcan Road, Qualicum Beach. RSVP by emailing: QBGC.event@gmail.com
‘A Grand Time in the Rapids’: Presented by Echo Players, July 10-27 at Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., Qualicum. Show times: Wed - Sat., 7:30pm & Sunday matinee, 2pm.
Ok, Dope Stand Up Comedy Tour presents ‘Live Stand-up Comedy Show’ Starring Bo Johnson on Wednesday, July 10, 8pm (doors open at 7pm), at Dog Mountain Brewing, Port Alberni.
Duncan’s 2nd Annual Motor Cycle Show & Shine! Presented by Downtown Business Improvement Area Society & Ironworks Cafe & Creperie on Sunday, July 14, 9am on Station St. Registration is limited to 200 vehicles, so register now by calling Roger, 250-855-1905.
Wild Church Oceanside: Experience sacred conversation in the beauty of nature. Sun., July 14 & July 28, 1:30pm. Various outdoor locations. Contact Brenda, wildchurchoceanside@gmail.co for more info.
Nanaimo Concert Band Summer Performance: July 15, 6:30pm at Lions Pavilion in Maffeo Sutton Park. Bring a chair or blanket, pack a picnic dinner, or visit the food trucks in the park. Free admission.
Music at the Museum: Thursday Evenings 6-8pm at Parksville Museum, 1245 E Island Hwy., Parksville. July 18 - David Gogo $35; Aug 1 - Brandon Isaak Trio $35. Tickets available at the gate or through Eventbrite, at the Museum Box office, or at the Parksville Visitor Centre. Bring your lawn chair & enjoy the show! Craft beer & food truck on site.
Sunset Cinema in the Park: Combined with ‘Food Truck Friday’ on July 19 at Maffeo Sutton Park. Food trucks run 12-7pm. The cinema will play ‘Migration’, at dusk, which is being put on by Coastal Community Credit Union. All proceeds of their concession will be donated to the Children’s Health Foundation of Vancouver Island.
40th Annual Islands Folk Festival: July 19-21, at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd, Duncan. 3 days, 5 stages kids zone! Buy tickets or volunteer www.islandsfolkfestival.ca
Beban Learning Garden Tool Swap: Sharpening demos & fall/winter vegetable transplant sales with winter growing workshops on July 20, 10am-2pm, Beban Park. Info/workshop schedule: www.ncgs.ca
St. Mark’s Community Fair: Held Sat., July 27, 8:30am-1pm, Memorial Ave., at Veteran’s Way, Qualicum Beach. ‘Holy roller’ pies, clothing, accessories, books, cd’s, jewelry, entertainment & more. Please remember to bring your own bags & no pets please.
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
Juno Award Winner Peter Puffin presents a free performance on Tuesday, July 30, 10:30am at Coombs Fairgrounds. Meet Tales the Whale, get free swag & prizes & more. This is a rain or shine event so please dress appropriately.
Five Acre Shaker: Held August 9 & 10. Two evenings of live music at the Fall Fair Grounds, Port Alberni. The Concert series will feature live music, local food trucks, refreshing beverages, on-site tent or RV/Vehicle camping, with performances by Top Artists, DJ’s & more. For tickets, visit: fiveacre.tickit.ca
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Port Alberni Farmers Market: Held Saturday’s, 9am-1pm at 6211 Cherry Creek Rd. Come check out our open air market filled with so many amazingly talented makers & growers.
Free Coaching in An Ancient Oriental Qigong Exercises: Sat. & Sun., 10-11am at Transfer Beach in Ladysmith. Oldest oriental Falun Gong exercise for mind, body & spirit. Contact: yan.ganjingworld@gmail.com
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Dancing Every Saturday Night at the Moose Lodge! Everyone is welcome to attend 1356 Cranberry Ave., Nanaimo to dance 7-10:30pm. The entertainment line up is fantastic. Members $10, guests $15 for DJ or $20 for bands.
Silver Adventures Cafe: A free seniors program at ‘Volunteer Nanaimo’ held Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoons, 1-3pm. Email silveradventurescafe@gmail.com for a calendar of upcoming activities or call Gwen at 250-667-1803.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Canada produces 85% of the world’s supply of what food item?
2. Which of these rivers runs through Berlin, Germany - Rhône, Rhine, or Spree?
3. She was the very first American Idol winner.
4. The Hawkeye State is the nickname for the U.S. state of Iowa, Indiana, or Kansas?
5. These cells in the eye’s retina are used to see colour.
2. Which of these rivers runs through Berlin, Germany - Rhône, Rhine, or Spree?
3. She was the very first American Idol winner.
4. The Hawkeye State is the nickname for the U.S. state of Iowa, Indiana, or Kansas?
5. These cells in the eye’s retina are used to see colour.
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For the next two weeks, you may find you have more determination to tackle an old issue. What adjustment in your viewpoint or behaviour could help address the issue? Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 23, 30, 34, 45.
This week what you want may cross paths with what is possible. How might you bridge the gap and find an option that works? Identify those who can help. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 6, 10, 23, 42.
An opportunity may be in play to present your plans this week in a way that garners the support of others. Just be careful not to oversell your ideas. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 27, 29, 33, 34.
Cancer folks sometimes mirror their sign of the crab and its protective shell. The energy of the next few weeks may provide an opportunity for you to be more open-hearted. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 9, 21, 31, 33.
Is now the moment to step into a leadership role? Having an open heart when interacting with others puts to good use your naturally joyful and enthusiastic skill set. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 13, 14, 30, 37.
Are you over-thinking a decision you need to make now? If so, focus on the option that is in alignment with your values and with being of service to others. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 19, 23, 27, 28.
Your ability to be tactful and diplomatic may be highlighted for a few days at midweek. Does a situation let you use these talents to help achieve balance and justice? Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 16, 18, 30, 45.
Your emotions may be heightened at week’s end. Finding a solution to a difficult situation may emerge, if you can understand the motivation that drives your feelings about it. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 18, 21, 22, 32.
For the next few weeks, your natural optimism may get a boost of joyful and heartfelt energy. What do you want to accomplish while this dynamic is in effect? Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 12, 21, 25, 31.
Capricorns often have a serious demeanour, focused on building structure and accomplishment. For the next few weeks, you may have an opportunity to radiate more joy. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 16, 26, 30, 39.
At week’s end, you may find yourself in an emotional stalemate with a loved one. Step back and take a deep breath. Is there a way to reconcile the opposing views? Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 17, 20, 27, 33.
You may be in a daydreaming mood this week, particularly about romance. Taking a timeout might be helpful. Just be careful of acting while wearing rose-coloured glasses. Lucky numbers: 2, 16, 24, 25, 42, 48.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 30.
Prolific author: Many children are familiar with the numerous books by Dr. Seuss, including Green Eggs and Ham, The Cat in the Hat, and Horton Hears a Who. The American author’s real name was Theodor Seuss Geisel. He died in 1991.
Beloved auto: Car lovers often still clamour to own a Ford Mustang. First made by Ford Motor Company in 1964, one million of the coveted vehicles were produced by 1966 in the Dearborn, Michigan (U.S.), plant.
Indoor game: Hockey rinks abound today. But the game used to be played only on outdoor rinks. The first indoor hockey game took place on March 3, 1875, at the Victoria Skating Rink in Montréal, Québec, Canada.
Bottled up: The popular soft drink Coca-Cola was invented in 1866. However, at that time, it was served as a fountain drink. Coke first appeared in bottles in 1894, and those bottles were different from the ones used today.
Winning record: The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has handed out lots of Gold Records over the years, but the first was to American easy-listening artist Perry Como. The song that won the honour in 1958 was “Catch A Falling Star.”
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Fido. Fido who? Fido knew you were coming, I’d have baked a cake.
What is the best advice you can give a worm? Sleep late.
“Boy,” said one shelf to another, “you sure look board.”
Flip: “What do termites do to relax?”
Flop: “They take a coffee table break.”
I’ve never seen a fossil so opposed to working. Talk about lazy bones!
What is the best advice you can give a worm? Sleep late.
“Boy,” said one shelf to another, “you sure look board.”
Flip: “What do termites do to relax?”
Flop: “They take a coffee table break.”
I’ve never seen a fossil so opposed to working. Talk about lazy bones!
Trivia Answers: 1. Maple Syrup 2. Spree 3. Kelly Clarkson 4. Iowa
5. Cone Cells
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Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Hot coffee: Most people like their lattes creamy and sweet, but not the customers of a coffee shop located in the city of Ganzhou in China’s Jiangxi Province. That’s where a new taste is tingling customers’ senses: the taste of chili! The Jingshi Coffee Café decided to try something new as a nod to the area’s spicy cuisine. The baristas infuse the iced “Spicy Latte” with dried chili. Once that’s done, they sprinkle a little chili powder on top. While this sounds like an extremely spicy beverage, some think it’s actually quite pleasant and not too hot. However, people in the area are accustomed to hot food, so buyer beware!
Coin-operated charm: In the heart of Queens, New York (U.S.), lies a unique dwelling that once buzzed with the hum of washing machines and dryers. Sampson Dahl now calls this former laundromat home, where he curates a vibrant community space. Adorned with eclectic finds from his set design job, the 800-square-foot (75-sq.-m) abode doubles as an arts venue. Friends and neighbours frequent the front room, transformed into a stage and salon for gatherings that range from musical performances to painting nights. Unsuspecting passersby, lured by the façade’s old awning, occasionally wander into Dahl’s unconventional living space, mistaking it for an actual laundromat.
Different pet: Dogs and cats are the most typical animals to keep as pets, but not for Tiffany Pierre and Gregory Guiot, a couple in the Wallonia region of Belgium. They have a pet boar. The couple loves Oscar, as they call him, but didn’t actually plan to have the animal as a pet. Rather, Guiot found him in the woods when he was only a wee piglet. Feeling sorry for the creature, Guiot brought him home, intending to find an animal shelter. Over a year later, Oscar weighs 80 kilograms (176 lbs.) and is still with them. He is house-trained, sleeps on his own couch, and is, indeed, part of the family.
Tracking devices: Talk about having a lot of nerve! A Chinese woman, known as Zhu, owns a trucking company in Xiangyang in Hubei province. She didn’t want to risk her trucks being pulled over by police and given fines for a variety of issues. In an attempt to prevent this, she went online and bought six GPS trackers, which she personally installed on police cars parked at the local police station. Unfortunately for Zhu, the cops discovered the little black boxes, and soon tracked the SIM cards. These led them directly to the guilty party. Her punishment was ¥500 (CNY) and eight days of detention.
“Friends, they cherish one another’s hopes. They are kind to one another’s dreams.” - Henry David Thoreau
“Be patient where you sit in the dark. The dawn is coming.” - Rumi
“Be patient where you sit in the dark. The dawn is coming.” - Rumi
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
The Pensioners Hall - Multi Family Garage Sale: Tables are available for rent for $25. Held at 2465 Labieux Rd., Nanaimo. Sale is Saturday, June 29, 9:30am-3pm. Please call 250-585-5748 to reserve your table.
Book Mart & Flea Market: Held Saturday, June 29th, 10am-2pm at St. Paul’s Anglican, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo (lower hall). Tea/coffee & a treat $3.
This June, Honour Dads, Grads, Brides & Grooms with a present from KEEF’s new gift catalogue & support education in Kenya, where high school is not free. Info: shelaghag@shaw.ca
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Lions Free Swim presented by Nanaimo Lion’s Club every Saturday at Nanaimo Aquatic Center, until June 29, 1-2:30pm.
Gabriola Quilt Group Annual Show & Sale: June 29 & 30, 10am-4pm both days. Held at Rollo Centre 685 North Rd., Gabriola Island
Music at the Museum: Thursday Evenings 6-8pm at Parksville Museum, 1245 E Island Hwy. July 4 - Harry Manx $40; July 18 - David Gogo $35; Aug 1 - Brandon Isaak Trio $35. Tickets available at the gate or through Eventbrite, at the Museum Box office, or at the Parksville Visitor Centre. Bring your lawn chair & enjoy the show! Craft beer & food truck on site.
Giant Street Market: July 6, 10am-4pm, on Willow Street in Chemainus. Join this well-loved summer event with over 150 vendors & local merchants showcasing their wares. A pedestrian marketplace.
Nanaimo VegFest Returns: Saturday, July 6, 10am-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park. Bouncy castles, vegan festival, face painting. 65+ vendors. Free to attend.
Disco Roller Skating at Fuller Lake! Hosted by the Cowichan Valley Roller Derby Association. All skating levels & ages are welcome on Saturday, July 6, 7-10pm at Fuller Lake Arena. Cost is $5. You can bring your own skates or rent them there. Recommend a helmet, pads & guards, for safety.
Celebrate Summer in the Garden with The Qualicum Beach Garden Club Members on Tuesday, July 9, 6:30pm. Held at 1136 Corcan Road, Qualicum Beach. RSVP by emailing: QBGC.event@gmail.com
‘A Grand Time in the Rapids’: Presented by Echo Players, July 10-27 at Village Theatre, 110W 2nd Ave., Qualicum. Show times: Wed - Sat., 7:30pm & Sunday matinee, 2pm.
Wild Church Oceanside: Experience sacred conversation in the beauty of nature. Sun., July 14 & July 28, 1:30pm. Various outdoor locations. Contact Brenda, wildchurchoceanside@gmail.co for more info.
Nanaimo Concert Band Summer Performance: July 15, 6:30pm at Lions Pavilion in Maffeo Sutton Park. Bring a chair or blanket, pack a picnic dinner, or visit the food trucks in the park. Free admission.
40th Annual Islands Folk Festival: July 19-21, at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd, Duncan. 3 days, 5 stages kids zone! Buy tickets or volunteer www.islandsfolkfestival.ca
St. Mark’s Community Fair: Held Sat., July 27, 8:30am-1pm, Memorial Ave., at Veteran’s Way, Qualicum Beach. ‘Holy roller’ pies, clothing, accessories, books, cd’s, jewelry, entertainment & more. Please remember to bring your own bags & no pets please.
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
Juno Award Winner Peter Puffin presents a free performance on Tuesday, July 30, 10:30am at Coombs Fairgrounds. Meet Tales the Whale, get free swag & prizes & more. This is a rain or shine event so please dress appropriately.
Summer by the Sea Street Market: This market is a true reflection of our community’s vibrant character. Held every Tuesday until August 27, 6-9pm, on Craig St., downtown Parksville. Over 150 vendors, local merchants, artisans, craftspeople, farmers, entertainers, food vendors & more. Support local.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Free Coaching in An Ancient Oriental Qigong Exercises: Sat. & Sun., 10-11am at Transfer Beach in Ladysmith. Oldest oriental Falun Gong exercise for mind, body & spirit. Contact: yan.ganjingworld@gmail.com
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Dancing Every Saturday Night at the Moose Lodge! Everyone is welcome to attend 1356 Cranberry Ave., Nanaimo to dance 7-10:30pm. The entertainment line up is fantastic. Members $10, guests $15 for DJ or $20 for bands.
Silver Adventures Cafe: A free seniors program at ‘Volunteer Nanaimo’ held Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoons, 1-3pm. Email silveradventurescafe@gmail.com for a calendar of upcoming activities or call Gwen at 250-667-1803.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. Drivers in Japan drive on the left side of the road - T/F?
2. Did boxing become an Olympic sport in 1900, 1904, or 1916?
3. An arctophile collects yo-yos, teddy bears, or trains?
4. Richard Bachman is the pen name of horror writer _____.
5. In which musical is the Kit Kat Club set?
2. Did boxing become an Olympic sport in 1900, 1904, or 1916?
3. An arctophile collects yo-yos, teddy bears, or trains?
4. Richard Bachman is the pen name of horror writer _____.
5. In which musical is the Kit Kat Club set?
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This week is the second of three moments this year in which an old issue may resolve. Where do you want that situation to be at the third moment, in late December? Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 17, 21, 30, 48.
This week starts with a well-grounded energy. How might you use it to jump-start a week of successful endeavours? Resist the temptation to be stuck in place. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 17, 20, 27, 29.
At midweek, your mind may have greater capacity to process data. Use discernment in analyzing the information, narrowing down options to those that have the most potential. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 6, 10, 16, 48.
Midweek may be a good time to initiate a new goal for the next month. Perhaps this would be the right moment to implement a new ritual of self care? Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 15, 21, 22, 23.
Leo energy is strong now, especially at week’s end, so your public profile may be highlighted. Just be sure that your interactions with others are positive for all concerned. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 10, 13, 16, 37.
Virgos often operate in a “nose to the grindstone” mode. This is a good week to consider developing and implementing a more balanced life vs. work routine now. Lucky numbers: 7, 24, 34, 38, 45, 48.
An important part of achieving balance in relationships is making sure that your own needs are met. Now may be a good time to initiate any needed changes in this regard. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 12, 18, 43, 44.
You may feel that your intuitive channel of information is blocked at the start of the week. Take a deep breath and wait a few days until this dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 13, 20, 21, 32, 34, 41.
Your heart and head may be in a stalemate at midweek. If you can’t find a compromise, take a deep breath and wait a few days before you act on whatever presents itself. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 9, 13, 25, 34.
Are you prioritizing results over your relationship to people? Midweek may offer an opportunity for you to set a goal to connect more with others over the next month. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 12, 24, 26, 37.
Be careful of power struggles with others at midweek. If you are in a stalemate situation, next week may be a better time to initiate a conversation to resolve it. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 18, 22, 32, 38.
You may be entering a months-long period of retracing old emotional territory. Practicing meditation and keeping a journal might help you process events right now. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 19, 26, 28, 30.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Lovable comedian: John Candy (1950-1994) was a beloved Canadian actor who belonged to Toronto’s Second City comedy troupe. He starred in many movies, like Uncle Buck, Home Alone, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Leap year: February 29 occurs because Earth takes 365 days, five hours, 48 minutes, and 56 seconds to orbit the sun. Leap years prevent Northern Hemisphere summers from eventually shifting to December!
Bright blue: A lizard that lives in Australia has a unique feature. Known as the blue-tongued skink, this reptile can grow to two feet (0.6 m) long. It sticks out its bright blue tongue to surprise and scare away predators.
Not the real thing: Anyone selling butter-like products such as margarine in the state of Iowa (U.S.) cannot say “butter” on labels or advertising. This misdemeanour invites a $625 fine and up to 30 days in jail.
Red spice: Paprika is made from dried, ground Capiscum annuum peppers. Most common is sweet paprika. Others are rich, sweet Hungarian paprika, fiery hot paprika, and boldly flavoured smoked paprika.
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My phone has had to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
I’m writing a screenplay about a seaside romance. It’s a classic buoy-meets-gull story.
Farmer: “In the country, we go to bed with the chickens.”
City folk: “In the city, we’d rather sleep in our own beds.”
What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Queen. Queen who? I’m as queen as a whistle!
I’m writing a screenplay about a seaside romance. It’s a classic buoy-meets-gull story.
Farmer: “In the country, we go to bed with the chickens.”
City folk: “In the city, we’d rather sleep in our own beds.”
What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Queen. Queen who? I’m as queen as a whistle!
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. 1904 3. Teddy bears 4. Stephen King
5. Cabaret
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Unwanted advice: The British enjoy their tea and don’t want outsiders telling them how to drink it. That’s what American scientist and author Michelle Francl learned when she published a book that suggested adding a pinch of salt to make a cup of tea less bitter, an amount small enough that it couldn’t be tasted. Good Morning Britain, a British breakfast program, said the notion felt like a crime. The controversy drew involvement from no less than the U.S. Embassy in London, which confessed Francl’s suggestion had got them “in hot water.” They joked that they would continue to make tea the proper way, by microwaving it. No word on how that advice landed.
Unhygienic husband: A court in Ankara, Turkey, approved a woman’s request to divorce her husband, but the reason wasn’t a typical one. In Turkish civil law, one reason for divorce is if life has become unbearable for one or both parties. The woman said she wanted a divorce because her husband had unbearable personal hygiene. She told a family court that her husband wore the same clothes for at least five days in a row, smelled stinky, and didn’t shower often. Witnesses confirmed her claims. The court ordered her husband to pay her ₺500,000 (TRY), about $21,000 (CAD), for putting up with his poor personal hygiene.
Urban art: A street artist in Nerviano, a municipality in Milan, Italy, asks permission to apply his paint in public places. And because his art is so fascinating, the authorities usually say “yes” to Cosimo Cheone Caiffa. This self-taught artist makes 3D creations that look real, such as a man crawling out from under a bridge or a little boy leaning out of a window to give a flower to a passerby. His artwork really can transform dismal cityscapes into works of intriguing creativity. The artist initiates his designs on a computer, and when he’s ready to hit the streets, he rounds up his paint cans and gets to work.
Fast kid: Many people are familiar with Rubik’s cube puzzles, which have six sides and 20 movable pieces. But then there’s the 12-sided Megaminx, with 50 moving pieces. Aidan Granger is a 16-year-old student at Royal Wootton Bassett Academy, located in the British town of the same name. The teen cemented his status as a European Megaminx record holder and earned the 2024 title of the world’s ninth fastest “speedcuber.” Competitively solving puzzles like Rubik’s cube or Megaminx is called speedcubing. The teen finished the Megaminx puzzle in only 31.41 seconds. He was competing against 200,000 speedcubers in the official World Cube Association competition.
“Follow your dreams, transform your life.” - Paulo Coelho
“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Butterfly Effect: Heartwarming family event where you can release a butterfly for fun, or in memory of a loved one. The event includes free kids’ activities, face painting, live music, a bbq by donation & more. Held at 11th Avenue Park (beside our community office at 2579 10th Ave., Port Alberni) on Sat., June 22, 11:30am-1:30pm.
Nanaimo Gem & Mineral Show: June 22 & 23, 10am to 4pm at Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd. VI club Rock & Crystal Experts, items made from Island Rocks.
Multi Family Garage, Bake, Hotdog & Craft Sale: Hosted by South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary on Saturday, June 22 from 9am to 1pm. A Christmas table too! 2945 Cameron Taggart Rd., Duncan. All proceeds go to support Healthcare in our area.
Berwick Parksville Yard Sale: Held Sat., June 22, 9am. You can park & walk in off of Corfield St., 100 yards from Jensen Ave. There will be 14 vendors selling furniture, power tools & more. Bring your own bags.
Port Day 2024: An annual event hosted by the Port Alberni Port Authority (PAPA) to celebrate the vibrant waterfront of Port Alberni. The local community is invited to explore & enjoy the various amenities & opportunities available along the waterfront. Held Saturday, June 22, 9am-12pm at Centennial Pier, 5440 Argyle St., Port Alberni.
Altrusa Garden Tour: Sunday, June 23, 10am-3pm. Visit 6 beautiful gardens around Nanaimo. $25 tickets at local garden centres includes map. Refreshments, surprises, door prizes. Let this fundraiser inspire you! 250-758-6783 or keberta1@gmail.com
Picnic in the Plaza: Featuring The Harpoonist, The New Groovement, Leeroy Stagger, From the Earth & Maverick on June 23, 3-9pm at Diana Krall Plaza, downtown Nanaimo.
The Pensioners Hall - Multi Family Garage Sale: Tables are available for rent for $25. Held at 2465 Labieux Rd., Nanaimo. Sale is Saturday, June 29, 9:30am-3pm. Please call 250-585-5748 to reserve your table.
Book Mart & Flea Market: Held Saturday, June 29th, 10am-2pm at St. Paul’s Anglican, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo (lower hall). Tea/coffee & a treat $3.
This June, Honour Dads, Grads, Brides & Grooms with a present from KEEF’s new gift catalogue & support education in Kenya, where high school is not free. Info: shelaghag@shaw.ca
www.kenyaeducation.org
Lions Free Swim presented by Nanaimo Lion’s Club every Saturday at Nanaimo Aquatic Center, until June 29 (except June 15) 1-2:30pm.
Gabriola Quilt Group Annual Show & Sale: June 29 & 30, 10am-4pm both days. Held at Rollo Centre 685 North Rd., Gabriola Island
Harry Manx, Music at the Museum: ‘Mysticssippi’ bluesman Harry Manx, called an essential link between the East & West, plays the blues in Parksville Museum’s courtyard July 4, 6-8pm. BYO lawn chair. Food trucks on site & local craft beer for purchase. Gate opens at 5pm. 1245 Island Hwy E. Tickets available at museum, visitor centre & on Eventbrite.
Giant Street Market: July 6, 10am-4pm, on Willow Street in Chemainus. Join this well-loved summer event with over 150 vendors & local merchants showcasing their wares. A pedestrian marketplace.
Nanaimo VegFest Returns: Saturday, July 6, 10am-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park. Bouncy castles, vegan festival, face painting. 65+ vendors. Free to attend.
Disco Roller Skating at Fuller Lake! Hosted by the Cowichan Valley Roller Derby Association. All skating levels & ages are welcome on Saturday, July 6, 7-10pm at Fuller Lake Arena. Cost is $5. You can bring your own skates or rent them there. Recommend a helmet, pads & guards, for safety.
Celebrate Summer in the Garden with The Qualicum Beach Garden Club Members on Tuesday, July 9, 6:30pm. Held at 1136 Corcan Road, Qualicum Beach. RSVP by emailing: QBGC.event@gmail.com
Cowichan Folk Guild Coffee House Concert with Bijoux du Bayou. Held Saturday, July 11, doors 7pm; open stage 7:30pm. Feature at approximately 8-8:30pm. Members $5, Non-members $10. Duncan United Church, 246 Ingram St., Duncan.
Nanaimo Concert Band Summer Performance: July 15, 6:30pm at Lions Pavilion in Maffeo Sutton Park. Bring a chair or blanket, pack a picnic dinner, or visit the food trucks in the park. Free admission.
40th Annual Islands Folk Festival: July 19-21, at Providence Farm, 1843 Tzouhalem Rd, Duncan. 3 days, 5 stages kids zone! Buy tickets or volunteer www.islandsfolkfestival.ca
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
Juno Award Winner Peter Puffin presents a free performance on Tuesday, July 30, 10:30am at Coombs Fairgrounds. Meet Tales the Whale, get free swag & prizes & more. This is a rain or shine event so please dress appropriately.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Dancing Every Saturday Night at the Moose Lodge! Everyone is welcome to attend 1356 Cranberry Ave., Nanaimo to dance 7-10:30pm. The entertainment line up is fantastic. Members $10, guests $15 for DJ or $20 for bands.
Silver Adventures Cafe: A free seniors program at ‘Volunteer Nanaimo’ held Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoons, 1-3pm. Email silveradventurescafe@gmail.com for a calendar of upcoming activities or call Gwen at 250-667-1803.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. A monk lives in a monastery and a nun lives in a _____.
2. In Disney’s animated movie, Robin Hood is portrayed as a badger or a fox?
3. Shakespeare’s play The Tempest is named for a storm, earthquake, or flood?
4. What is the human body’s buccal cavity?
5. The minimum depth of a hole in professional golf is 3, 4, or 6 inches?
2. In Disney’s animated movie, Robin Hood is portrayed as a badger or a fox?
3. Shakespeare’s play The Tempest is named for a storm, earthquake, or flood?
4. What is the human body’s buccal cavity?
5. The minimum depth of a hole in professional golf is 3, 4, or 6 inches?
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How are your past issues and wounds affecting your relationships now? This may be a good time to take a deep dive into your unconscious. Seek help, if needed. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 16, 21, 29, 32.
Is there something you want to advance that hasn’t gotten traction before? If you present it in a new way at week’s end, you may find that others are more receptive. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 8, 16, 31, 37.
Many Geminis share the quicksilver nature of Mercury, the sign’s ruling planet. But over the next few months, you may be asked to slow down and re-examine your life. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 19, 30, 44, 46.
Cancers often prioritize their feelings when making decisions. Over the next few months, you may have a chance to examine where this style does or does not serve you. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 17, 18, 31, 35.
Your mind and emotions may be out of sync at the beginning of the week. What change could you make to reconcile the difference and achieve more balance in your life? Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 16, 31, 33, 39.
During the middle of the week, your energy may feel confused and murky. If it is disrupting your normally disciplined routine, wait a few days for this dynamic to pass. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 11, 17, 31, 41.
Is there an outdated belief or behaviour that is holding you back from having more love in your life? How might you release it? Who could help you figure it out? Lucky numbers: 7, 22, 28, 30, 31, 38.
The intensity of Scorpios interacting with others can be difficult for both parties. At week’s end, however, you may have an opportunity for more pleasant social interactions. Lucky numbers: 1, 16, 17, 19, 21, 25.
Sagittarians sometimes closely connect their worldviews to their identities. In the next few months, you may need to re-examine where you are too rigid in this regard. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 8, 10, 12, 34.
Hard work and discipline are key words for Capricorn’s success but they can be exhausting at times. For a few months, consider how to “work smarter, not harder.” Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 16, 19, 33, 36.
Early this week, you may find yourself in a centered space. How might you want to take advantage of this energy for the next few days, before it passes? Lucky numbers: 6, 30, 32, 33, 43, 44.
You may find yourself going back over old territory during the next four months. Have you become more disciplined over the last year in creating structure in your life? Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 21, 28, 34.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Green children: Historians remain baffled by tales of two green-skinned children who appeared in Woolpit, Suffolk, England in the 12th century. No one knows exactly where they came from or why their skin was green.
Maple goodness: Anyone wanting the best and purest maple syrup should look to Canada. The country is well known for the quality of this product, which is made by boiling down sap from maple trees.
Busy intersection: Shibuya Crossing, in Tokyo, Japan, is possibly the world’s biggest pedestrian crossing. People come from five directions, all crossing at the same time. The “Scramble” repeats every two minutes all day.
What’s in a name: In 1946, Baltimore called its National Basketball Association team the Bullets, after a nearby ammunition foundry. In 1996, the current franchise adopted the less violent name of Wizards.
Pole star: Stella polaris is Latin for “pole star.” Polaris, more commonly known as the North Star, is the brightest in the Ursa Minor constellation. Interestingly, “Polaris” has been used as a baby’s name.
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Why don’t computers eat anything? They don’t like what’s on their menus.
Eating a clock may seem like a good idea, but it’s time-consuming.
I used to run a donut shop, but I got tired of the hole business.
Principal: “This is the fourth time you’ve been in my office this week.”
Student: “Well, I guess I’m glad it's Friday.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sasha. Sasha who? You make Sasha fuss!
Eating a clock may seem like a good idea, but it’s time-consuming.
I used to run a donut shop, but I got tired of the hole business.
Principal: “This is the fourth time you’ve been in my office this week.”
Student: “Well, I guess I’m glad it's Friday.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sasha. Sasha who? You make Sasha fuss!
Trivia Answers: 1. Convent 2. Fox 3. Storm 4. The mouth 5. 4 inches
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June 17 - 23, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Python in his pants: If smugglers want to get weird pets across the border, they need to find a way to do so without detection. A man from New York City failed in this quest. He tried to smuggle three Burmese pythons across the Canadian border, but he chose an unusual place to hide them: in his pants. The man, traveling from Montréal, Québec, Canada, back to New York City, didn’t get past U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers. They discovered the reptiles, hidden in snake bags in the inner thigh of his pants. Pythons are some of the world’s largest snakes and are considered a vulnerable species. The failed snake smuggler was fined $5,000 (USD).
Lucky dog, lucky ticket: A woman buying items in a convenience store in Guangdong, China, might consider taking her dog shopping with her more often. The golden retriever broke free of its leash and took off, running into a nearby lottery shop. There the canine bit into a lottery ticket, which the owner, surnamed Lin, had to buy. She scolded her dog for being so disobedient. But she regretted the scolding because the ticket turned out to be a winner, bringing her ¥1,000 (CNY). The next time she went to the store, the dog chose a ticket worth ¥30. Lin’s friends and neighbours began calling her pet “Fortune Dog.”
Cold rescue: People in a floating sauna in the sea near Oslo, Norway, were in the right place at the right time to rescue two people whose car appeared to be driven off a quay and into a fjord. The electric-powered wooden sauna raft and its passengers raced to the rescue, with the passengers wondering who was behind the wheel of the wayward vehicle. During the ensuing rescue, the sauna lovers had only towels to keep warm during the chilly, early February event. The car’s driver had thought the vehicle was in park when he accidentally hit the accelerator pedal. The car was later recovered from the fjord.
Unusual rescue: What 3-year-old wouldn’t be intrigued by a glass-walled box filled with plush toys? A child that age would want to get in and start playing! In Brisbane, Australia, police came to the rescue when a child became trapped inside a toy-filled claw machine in a suburban shopping mall. Timothy Hopper, the boy’s father, said his son disappeared into the machine in seconds, before he had time to react. Police coaxed the boy to move to a safe corner inside the machine and cover his eyes so they could break a glass panel to free him. He was unharmed and his rescuers invited him to pick a prize.
“Love is space and time measured by the heart.” - Marcel Proust
“The key is to keep company with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.” - Epictetus
“The key is to keep company with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.” - Epictetus
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Victor Fournelle-Blain, violin; Jean-Sébastien Levesque, piano. June 16, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
Oceanside Music is Proud to Announce that we’re adding a 5th musical group to our non-profit association. Starting September 9, our Adult Beginners’ Concert Band will hold classes every Monday, 7-9pm. If you want to learn to play percussion or a wind or brass instrument, join us on Monday, June 17, 7pm at St. Anne & St. Edmund Anglican Church, 407 Wembley Road, Parksville.
Nanaimo Family History Society Meeting: Terry Hartley, ‘Mennonites, Metis & a sprig of nobility’. Beban Park Social Centre, 2300 Bowen Rd., June 17, 6:30pm or Zoom at 6:45pm. nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Acclaim Celtic Dancers Free Year-End Showcase with performances by Alison Vardy, The Westlanders, Clanna Morna & Mt. Arrowsmith Pipe Band on Wed., June 19, 4:30-7:30pm at Maffao Sutton Park. Reserve your spot: acclaimcelticdancers.ca
Support the Oceanside Hospice Wheelers Cycle of Life Team: QB Legion is holding a fundraiser Beer & Burger Night on Wed., June 19, 4-7pm. Tickets $20 & can be picked up at Hospice or the Legion. 50/50 draws.
Butterfly Effect: Heartwarming family event where you can release a butterfly for fun, or in memory of a loved one. The event includes free kids’ activities, face painting, live music, a bbq by donation & more. Held at 11th Avenue Park (beside our community office at 2579 10th Ave., Port Alberni) on Sat., June 22, 11:30am-1:30pm.
Used Clothing Sale: Presented by Church of the Ascension, 887 Wembley Rd., Parksville. Held on Fri, June 21 & Sat, June 22, 10am-3pm. Cash/credit accepted. Proceeds to local charities.
Nanaimo Gem & Mineral Show: June 22 & 23, 10am to 4pm at Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd. VI club Rock & Crystal Experts, items made from Island Rocks.
Multi Family Garage, Bake, Hotdog & Craft Sale: Hosted by South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary on Saturday, June 22 from 9am to 1pm. A Christmas table too! 2945 Cameron Taggart Rd., Duncan. All proceeds go to support Healthcare in our area.
Berwick Parksville Yard Sale: Held Sat., June 22, 9am. You can park & walk in off of Corfield St., 100 yards from Jensen Ave. There will be 14 vendors selling furniture, power tools & more. Bring your own bags.
Port Day 2024: An annual event hosted by the Port Alberni Port Authority (PAPA) to celebrate the vibrant waterfront of Port Alberni. The local community is invited to explore & enjoy the various amenities & opportunities available along the waterfront. Held Saturday, June 22, 9am-12pm at Centennial Pier, 5440 Argyle St., Port Alberni.
Altrusa Garden Tour: Sunday, June 23, 10am-3pm. Visit 6 beautiful gardens around Nanaimo. $25 tickets at local garden centres includes map. Refreshments, surprises, door prizes. Let this fundraiser inspire you! 250-758-6783 or keberta1@gmail.com
Picnic in the Plaza: Featuring The Harpoonist, The New Groovement, Leeroy Stagger, From the Earth & Maverick on June 23, 3-9pm at Diana Krall Plaza, downtown Nanaimo.
The Pensioners Hall - Multi Family Garage Sale: Tables are available for rent for $25. Held at 2465 Labieux Rd., Nanaimo. Sale is Saturday, June 29, 9:30am-3pm. Please call 250-585-5748 to reserve your table.
Book Mart & Flea Market: Held Saturday, June 29th, 10am-2pm at St. Paul’s Anglican, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo (lower hall). Tea/coffee & a treat $3.
This June, Honour Dads, Grads, Brides & Grooms with a present from KEEF’s new gift catalogue & support education in Kenya, where high school is not free. Info: shelaghag@shaw.ca www.kenyaeducation.org
Lions Free Swim presented by Nanaimo Lion’s Club every Saturday at Nanaimo Aquatic Center, until June 29 (except June 15) 1-2:30pm.
Nanaimo VegFest Returns: Saturday, July 6, 10am-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park. Bouncy castles, vegan festival, face painting. 65+ vendors. Free to attend.
Disco Roller Skating at Fuller Lake! Hosted by the Cowichan Valley Roller Derby Association. All skating levels & ages are welcome on Saturday, July 6, 7-10pm at Fuller Lake Arena. Cost is $5. You can bring your own skates or rent them there. Recommend a helmet, pads & guards, for safety.
Cowichan Folk Guild Coffee House Concert with Bijoux du Bayou. Held Saturday, July 11, doors 7pm; open stage 7:30pm. Feature at approximately 8-8:30pm. Members $5, Non-members $10. Duncan United Church, 246 Ingram St., Duncan.
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
Juno Award Winner Peter Puffin presents a free performance on Tuesday, July 30, 10:30am at Coombs Fairgrounds. Meet Tales the Whale, get free swag & prizes & more. This is a rain or shine event so please dress appropriately.
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Honeymoon Bay Outdoor Market: Held every Saturday from now until Oct. 12, 10am-2pm. Dog-friendly, live music, baked goods, jewelry, plants, art & so much more! Held at 10052 S Shore Rd, Honeymoon Bay.
Dancing Every Saturday Night at the Moose Lodge! Everyone is welcome to attend 1356 Cranberry Ave., Nanaimo to dance 7-10:30pm. The entertainment line up is fantastic. Members $10, guests $15 for DJ or $20 for bands.
Silver Adventures Cafe: A free seniors program at ‘Volunteer Nanaimo’ held Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoons, 1-3pm. Email silveradventurescafe@gmail.com for a calendar of upcoming activities or call Gwen at 250-667-1803.
TOP’S (Take Off Pounds Sensibly): BC*4754 Qualicum is a weight-loss non-profit support group meets every Tuesday morning, 10-11am at 184A, Second Ave W. A weigh-in & program. Call Janice 250.752.6471 for more info.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The Daughters of the American Revolution was founded in 1776, 1890, or 1925?
2. Which constellation is on the Australian flag?
3. Where is Dracula’s Castle?
4. Which continent has not had any observed tornadoes?
5. This word means warmth of the sun in winter.
2. Which constellation is on the Australian flag?
3. Where is Dracula’s Castle?
4. Which continent has not had any observed tornadoes?
5. This word means warmth of the sun in winter.
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If you are focused on fulfilling your purpose in this life, congratulate yourself and keep going. This week, though, following your path may put you in conflict with others. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 12, 15, 26, 41.
This may be a good week to put thoughts on paper. What this entails doesn’t matter. Anything might be possible, from a journal of your emotions to starting a book. Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 38, 41, 42, 44.
Your head and heart may be in a stalemate at midweek. If you can’t find a compromise, take a deep breath and wait a few days before you make any decisions. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 15, 34, 41, 43.
Your birthday month is a good time to set new goals. A first step may be to examine if your family has healthy communications, and to discuss any needed changes. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 18, 26, 28, 45.
Leos often focus on what they want to accomplish for themselves. The next two months may let you consider what you want to accomplish in service to others. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 22, 28, 32, 34.
This week may be a good time to explore a new opportunity that might help you overcome a real or perceived obstacle. Look around for others who could help you. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 18, 19, 27, 48.
Libras are in an ongoing examination of self vs. others in relationships. If you find yourself in conflict with people this week, ask how it fits with this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 19, 27, 32, 33.
At the beginning of the week, you may find your emotions running high. This might be a good time to explore your unconscious motivations and connect the dots. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 11, 18, 41, 46.
At midweek, you may be very eager for a new adventure. Try something small to satisfy this desire. If you still have the same urge next week, examine it more. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 12, 17, 35, 48.
Did you set new goals about six months ago at your birthday? Now may be a good time to review and see if each should be continued, completed, or abandoned. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 9, 45, 46, 48.
Aquarians value efforts to advance humanity. In the next two months, you may be at a stalemate about these endeavours. Understanding why can help you move forward. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 11, 13, 16, 24.
Chances are good right now that you could confuse or delude yourself or others. If something is unclear for you, waiting until next week may be the best course of action. Lucky numbers: 1, 9, 17, 18, 21, 28.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Pink lake: Depending on weather conditions, a lake in Iran turns pink in the summer. It’s called Maharloo Lake, and is located near Shiraz. Red algae in the bottom of the lake causes the unique phenomenon.
Flood warning: While scientists and civic officials work to save Venice from sinking, bookstore owners worry, too. Some store their books in bathtubs, canoes, and kayaks, to protect them from frequent flooding.
Common surname: If you think Smith is the most common name in the world, you’d be close. But Wang, which means prince or king in Mandarin, is at the top of the list.
Floating library: A huge passenger and cargo vessel called MV Logos Hope is actually a floating library. Since 2009, the boat has visited over 150 countries. In some places, people have no other access to a library.
Longest name: You would need a supersized envelope to write the address of the New Zealand town with the longest name in the world: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. It is often shortened to Taumata for brevity.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to see you, too!
What kind of beans won’t grow in the garden? Jelly beans.
That table was so rude! It said it couldn’t chair less!
I’m so unlucky, I get paper cuts from “get well” cards.
Nit: “What was the tow truck doing at the race track?”
Wit: “He was trying to pull a fast one.”
What kind of beans won’t grow in the garden? Jelly beans.
That table was so rude! It said it couldn’t chair less!
I’m so unlucky, I get paper cuts from “get well” cards.
Nit: “What was the tow truck doing at the race track?”
Wit: “He was trying to pull a fast one.”
Trivia Answers: 1. 1890 2. Southern Cross 3. Romania 4. Antarctica
5. Apricity
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June 10 - 16, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Antique surprise: Thirty-five years ago, Flora Steel snagged an intriguing brooch for a mere £20. Unbeknownst to her, it was a Gothic Revival creation by Victorian-era designer William Burges. After spotting a similar brooch on Antiques Roadshow, Steel sent pictures of her own piece of jewelry to an auctioneer, who valued it at $19,000 (USD). Her find marked the third such discovery, with another viewer of the television auction show having earned £31,000 for a similar find. Burges crafted these unique pieces in the mid-1800s, blending Japanese and medieval influences. With each find, history is unveiling its hidden gems.
Spilled milk: There must have been a lot of jokes about not crying over spilled milk, but in reality, it wasn’t a laughing matter at all. In Auburn, Massachusetts (U.S.), a tanker carrying 10,000 gallons (37,854 litres) of fresh milk rolled over on the highway. All that delicious white milk, along with plenty of diesel fuel from the truck, spilled onto the on-ramp of the Massachusetts turnpike. What a milky mess! Fortunately, no injuries were reported, but the accident delayed traffic while the nearby Auburn Fire Rescue Department worked to remove the spilled liquids from the roadway.
Hitching a ride: Helicopter crews returning from flights always do post-flight inspections. A helicopter crew with the U.S. Coast Guard in Clearwater, Florida, was no exception. But the crew found something they did not expect to see: a snake was napping happily on the tailwheel. It was like a scene from the movie, Snakes on a Plane. Lucky for everyone, the 2-foot (0.6-m) long corn snake made a quick exit. The breed can grow to be up to 4 feet (1.2 m) in length, and are also called chicken snakes and red rat snakes. No word on how the visitor got on the helicopter or whether or not the animal was fined for trespassing.
Big reversal: Richard Plaud, of Montpellier-de-Médillan in western France, spent eight years creating a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks, using more than 50 pounds of glue. He hoped to earn recognition by Guinness World Records. However, Guinness initially dismissed his 7.19-metre (23.6-ft.) tall model. That was because the 706,900 matchsticks he used were not the standard sort that Guinness expected him to use. Eventually, though, Guinness officials changed their minds and did award him a place in their records as having made the tallest matchstick structure in the world. They said his attempt at the 1:45 scale model was “officially amazing.”
“Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.” - William Shakespeare
“Dreams and reality are opposites. Action synthesizes them.”
- Assata Shakur
“Dreams and reality are opposites. Action synthesizes them.”
- Assata Shakur
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Diamond Jubilee Flower & Garden Show: Celebrating 75th Anniversary on Sat., June 8, 9am-2pm. Help support local charities. Shop, dine, learn & admire the beautiful exhibits. Cobble Hill Hall, 3550 Watson Ave. Adults $2; children free. Presented by Mill Bay Garden Club. MillBayGardenClub.com/show
D-Day 80th Anniversary Ceremony: Held June 8, 10am. The community is invited to Royal Canadian Legion Branch 256, 1630 East Wellington Rd. For more info, call 250-754-8128.
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: Sat., June 8, 11am-4pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd. Featuring local crafts, Father’s Day gifts & more. Info: 250-758-7121.
‘Dreaming - Outloud’ with UrbanStreet Choir: Held at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church St., on Sat., June 8, 7:30pm. Tickets $15, under 12, $10 & avail at Walk the Coast, from members or at the door.
Charity Fashion Show: You’re invited to our fashion show fundraiser held on June 8th, in support of Big Brothers Big Sisters of Central Vancouver Island. For tickets & information, visit: bigscvi.ca
This June, Honour Dads, Grads, Brides & Grooms with a present from KEEF’s new gift catalogue & support education in Kenya, where high school is not free. Info: shelaghag@shaw.ca www.kenyaeducation.org
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Held at Civic Centre, June 11, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speaker & Topic: Scott Wiskerke of Root & Shoots Horticulture, Nanaimo, ‘Healthy Pruning’.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: June 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Guests: $6 & new members welcome. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969 or email to:
mifaclub2000@gmail.com
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Victor Fournelle-Blain, violin; Jean-Sébastien Levesque, piano. June 16, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
Oceanside Music is Proud to Announce that we’re adding a 5th musical group to our non-profit association. Starting September 9, our Adult Beginners’ Concert Band will hold classes every Monday, 7-9pm. If you want to learn to play percussion or a wind or brass instrument, join us on Monday, June 17, 7pm at St. Anne & St. Edmund Anglican Church, 407 Wembley Road, Parksville.
Nanaimo Family History Society Meeting: Terry Hartley, ‘Mennonites, Metis & a sprig of nobility’. Beban Park Social Centre, 2300 Bowen Rd., June 17, 6:30pm or Zoom at 6:45pm. nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Acclaim Celtic Dancers Free Year-End Showcase with performances by Alison Vardy, The Westlanders, Clanna Morna & Mt. Arrowsmith Pipe Band on Wed., June 19, 4:30-7:30pm at Maffao Sutton Park. Reserve your spot: acclaimcelticdancers.ca
Support the Oceanside Hospice Wheelers Cycle of Life Team: QB Legion is holding a fundraiser Beer & Burger Night on Wed., June 19, 4-7pm. Tickets $20 & can be picked up at Hospice or the Legion. 50/50 draws.
Butterfly Effect: Heartwarming family event where you can release a butterfly for fun, or in memory of a loved one. The event includes free kids’ activities, face painting, live music, a bbq by donation & more. Held at 11th Avenue Park (beside our community office at 2579 10th Ave., Port Alberni) on Sat., June 22, 11:30am-1:30pm.
Used Clothing Sale: Presented by Church of the Ascension, 887 Wembley Rd., Parksville. Held on Fri, June 21 & Sat, June 22, 10am-3pm. Cash/credit accepted. Proceeds to local charities.
Nanaimo Gem & Mineral Show: June 22 & 23, 10am to 4pm at Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd. VI club Rock & Crystal Experts, items made from Island Rocks.
Multi Family Garage, Bake, Hotdog & Craft Sale: Hosted by South Cowichan Healthcare Auxiliary on Saturday, June 22 from 9am to 1pm. A Christmas table too! 2945 Cameron Taggart Rd., Duncan. All proceeds go to support Healthcare in our area.
Berwick Parksville Yard Sale: Held Sat., June 22, 9am. You can park & walk in off of Corfield St., 100 yards from Jensen Ave. There will be 14 vendors selling furniture, power tools & more. Bring your own bags.
Book Mart & Flea Market: Held Saturday, June 29th, 10am-2pm at St. Paul’s Anglican, 100 Chapel St., Nanaimo (lower hall). Tea/coffee & a treat $3.
Lions Free Swim presented by Nanaimo Lion’s Club every Saturday at Nanaimo Aquatic Center, until June 29 (except June 15) 1-2:30pm.
Nanaimo VegFest Returns: Saturday, July 6, 10am-4pm at Maffeo Sutton Park. Bouncy castles, vegan festival, face painting. 65+ vendors. Free to attend.
Cowichan Folk Guild Coffee House Concert with Bijoux du Bayou. Held Saturday, July 11, doors 7pm; open stage 7:30pm. Feature at approximately 8-8:30pm. Members $5, Non-members $10. Duncan United Church, 246 Ingram St., Duncan.
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
Friday Night Market! Presented by Wesco Food Society & held every Friday evening from June to September, 6-9pm at the Tseshaht Market, 7581 Pacific Rim Hwy., Port Alberni.
Dancing Every Saturday Night at the Moose Lodge! Everyone is welcome to attend 1356 Cranberry Ave., Nanaimo to dance 7-10:30pm. The entertainment line up is fantastic. Members $10, guests $15 for DJ or $20 for bands.
Silver Adventures Cafe: A free seniors program at ‘Volunteer Nanaimo’ held Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoons, 1-3pm. Email silveradventurescafe@gmail.com for a calendar of upcoming activities or call Gwen at 250-667-1803.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Moving, Cleaning, Downsizing? NanGo Grannies are collecting clean, unused, good quality fabric (minimum 1/2 meter or yard) & yarn for their fabric sale at the Nanaimo Curling Club on Sept. 21. Call 250-756-2429 or 250-753-3371 to arrange pickup or dropoff. Visit nangogrannies.org
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. How many pipes are in the typical Scottish bagpipe?
2. Nephophobia is the fear of kidneys, winter, or clouds?
3. A diadromous fish can exist in both fresh and saltwater - T/F?
4. In the children’s books, what is the name of Babar the Elephant’s wife?
5. How many toes does an ostrich have?
2. Nephophobia is the fear of kidneys, winter, or clouds?
3. A diadromous fish can exist in both fresh and saltwater - T/F?
4. In the children’s books, what is the name of Babar the Elephant’s wife?
5. How many toes does an ostrich have?
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What issues have you worked to overcome in your life? Consider how you might help others going through something similar. Your experience could resonate with them. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 32, 35, 45, 48.
A midweek insight may point you toward a new opportunity. Consistent with your Taurus nature, you might want to analyze the pros and cons before proceeding. Lucky numbers: 2, 12, 16, 22, 28, 48.
The end of the week may be a good time to go within and connect with your spirit. Your efforts might be focused on your relationship to yourself or others. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 18, 35, 43.
Have you recently felt flooded with new information? If you are not sure what action to take, you might want to wait until after next week to sort it out. Lucky numbers: 5, 23, 27, 31, 32, 44.
Do you have an endeavour that could use the assistance of others? Now may be a good time to make your pitch, but be sure the project will help them, too. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 15, 32, 37, 43.
Is this the time to revamp your diet or exercise routine to become healthier? The middle of the week may provide additional discipline to initiate a new plan. Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 18, 19, 39, 41.
A major Libra life theme is to create balance within and with others. Releasing what no longer serves you may be important during the next year to achieve this endeavour. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 6, 15, 16, 19.
At midweek, practical research may enhance your intuitive insights. Dig deep into the facts of the situation. The result could be appealing to others. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 17, 20, 21, 33.
For the next few weeks, you may be in a stalemate about something. If you focus on your beliefs, a solution might become evident. Otherwise, wait for this period to pass. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 16, 18, 20, 27.
At midweek, you may find yourself annoyed about a relationship. This might pass in a few days, but could it be a chance to examine any dysfunction in this area? Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 18, 37, 46, 48.
This is a week when you may want to think things through before you speak or react to events. Consider that you could regret any impulsive actions you take now. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 20, 21, 26, 30.
At midweek, you may find yourself shuffling through many options. Perhaps consider waiting to make decisions until the fog lifts, which could begin next week. Lucky numbers: 3, 17, 26, 36, 44, 45.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 15.
Hidden people: In Iceland, believing in elves is totally acceptable. Icelanders believe elves exist throughout their country. They call them the huldufólk, or hidden people, a term that dates back centuries.
Candy mounds: On Bohol, an island in the Philippines, over 1,260 low, grass-covered hills are spread over 50 square kilometres (19 sq. mi.). In the dry season, the grass turns brown, hence their name: “Chocolate Hills.”
Cricket changemakers: Founded in 2007, the Cricket Warriors are Maasai youth from Laikipia, Kenya. They host cricket camps to encourage peers to tackle social problems. They see cricket as an “agent of change.”
Yummy seafood dish: A famous dish of Singapore is “Singapore Chili Crab.” Its signature sauce contains ingredients that hit the taste buds with a bang, including chilies, garlic, soybean paste, ginger, and shallots.
What a fight: Each August, 20,000 people go to Buñol, near Valencia, Spain, for the world’s biggest food fight. Called La Tomatina, the fight uses the local tomato bounty, and lasts about an hour.
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Nit: “I just flew in from Europe.”
Wit: “I bet your arms are tired.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Randy. Randy who? Randy mile in eight minutes!
Why did the potato chip stop the car? There was a dip in the road.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
Show me a farmer raising sheep for wool and I’ll show you a shear cropper.
Wit: “I bet your arms are tired.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Randy. Randy who? Randy mile in eight minutes!
Why did the potato chip stop the car? There was a dip in the road.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
Show me a farmer raising sheep for wool and I’ll show you a shear cropper.
Trivia Answers: 1. 5 2. Clouds 3. True 4. Celeste 5. 4 (2 per foot)
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June 3 - 9, 2024
Mid Vancouver Island Edition
Safe surprise: In the Vermilion Heritage Museum in Alberta, Canada, a heavy safe that had defied opening for over 40 years was casually unlocked by Stephen Mills, a visitor with no prior experience in safe-cracking. He spun the dial to a random combination, and to the shock of onlookers, the door swung open. Inside, instead of expected treasures, were merely some old restaurant order slips and a payroll sheet from the 1970s. The safe had been a challenging enigma for professional locksmiths and even the manufacturer, all of whom all tried and failed to unlock its secrets over the years, making the visitor’s casual twist of fate all the more remarkable.
Lipstick lore: Ancient Iranians must have flaunted red lips over 3,600 years ago! The lip colouring emerged from a burial ground in Jiroft, in southeastern Iran, that had flooded and been looted, after which many items were recovered and taken to a local museum. This Bronze Age lipstick is a testament to timeless beauty. Resembling modern-day lipsticks, its hue comes from the mineral hematite, added to quartz, plant wax, and several ingredients that served as darkening agents. While its precise origins remain a mystery, experts believe it belonged to a local Bronze Age civilization. This discovery hints at the social dynamics of the area, where cosmetics played a role in power and authority.
Cat masterpiece: At an auction in New York (U.S.), the “world's largest cat painting” sold for $826,000 (USD). The weight of this mammoth piece, featuring 42 cats on a 6-by-8.5-foot (1.8-by-2.6-m) canvas, required a reinforced wall. Commissioned in the late 1800s by cat enthusiast Kate Birdsall Johnson, who pampered hundreds of feline residents at her summer estate, the painting portrays their luxurious lifestyle. Each cat had a name and recognized it when called, and they were attended by a team of servants. Johnson bequeathed $500,000 in her will for her beloved cats’ perpetual care. That was a purr-fectly extravagant gesture!
Nature’s shield: For years, experts have worried about the Great Wall of China succumbing to nature’s relentless assault. New research unveils a surprising safeguard on earthen sections: a delicate layer of biocrust. Composed of cyanobacteria, moss, and lichen, this natural “living skin” shields the wall from wind and rain erosion. The portions of the wall built with compacted soil and gravel are vulnerable due to their material composition. But the biocrust acts as a natural armour, with some organisms secreting a cement-like substance that fortifies the structure. Tests reveal biocrust-covered areas boast increased strength and stability, offering a glimmer of hope against the march of time.
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”
- Anton Chekhov
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (Deadline Mondays at noon)
Gabriola Friends of the Library Book Sale: Saturday, June 1 & Sunday, June 2, 10am-4pm at the Gabriola Community Hall, 2200 South Rd.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
Pride Month Kick-off: An amazing drag show with the world famous, Carlotta Gurl & featuring Peachy Sundays. Held Saturday, June 1st, 4-8pm. This is a family friendly event. For tickets & more info, contact Red Arrow Brewing: redarrowbeer.ca
Terror in the Square! This is an exciting new exhibit at the Qualicum Beach Museum, 587 Beach Road. Celebrating over 20 years of skateboarding history in our community. Opening day is June 1, 10am-4pm. Grand opening is June 4, 3-5pm. Honoring past, present & future skateboarding in Qualicum Beach.
Black Ty Gala 2024: An evening in 24 Karat Gold. The biggest fundraiser of the year with music, live & silent auctions, dinner & more. Held at Echo Community Centre, Port Alberni, June 1, 6pm. Dress code is cocktail/formal. Info: 250-723-4478. Tickets at AV Hospice Community Office.
Free Community Event: Hosted by Sunrise Preschool, a non-profit preschool in Parksville on Sunday, June 2, 1–3pm at the Parksville Outdoor Theatre, 193 Beachside Dr. Gerry Barnum & the Kerplunks will perform. Face painting, tattoos, button making & party hat stations.
Diamond Jubilee Flower & Garden Show: Celebrating 75th Anniversary on Sat., June 8, 9am-2pm. Help support local charities. Shop, dine, learn & admire the beautiful exhibits. Cobble Hill Hall, 3550 Watson Ave. Adults $2; children free. Presented by Mill Bay Garden Club. MillBayGardenClub.com/show
D-Day 80th Anniversary Ceremony: Held June 8, 10am. The community is invited to Royal Canadian Legion Branch 256, 1630 East Wellington Rd. For more info, call 250-754-8128.
Volunteer Nanaimo Monthly Market: Sat., June 8, 11am-4pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 4235 Departure Bay Rd. Featuring local crafts, Father’s Day gifts & more. Info: 250-758-7121.
‘Dreaming - Outloud’ with UrbanStreet Choir: Held at Alberni Valley United Church, 3747 Church St., on Sat., June 8, 7:30pm. Tickets $15, under 12, $10 & avail at Walk the Coast, from members or at the door.
Charity Fashion Show: You’re invited to our fashion show fundraiser held on June 8th, in support of Big Brothers Big Sisters of Central Vancouver Island. For tickets & information, visit: bigscvi.ca
Qualicum Beach Garden Club Meeting: Held at Civic Centre, June 11, 7-9pm. Guests $3. Guest Speaker & Topic: Scott Wiskerke of Root & Shoots Horticulture, Nanaimo, ‘Healthy Pruning’.
Mid Island Floral Art Club Meeting: June 13, 2pm, St Stephen’s Church Hall, 150 Village Way, Qualicum Beach. Guests: $6 & new members welcome. Info: Joanne 250-757-8969 or email to:
mifaclub2000@gmail.com
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Victor Fournelle-Blain, violin; Jean-Sébastien Levesque, piano. June 16, 2pm St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $30/$10 Reserved $25/$23 Phone 250-748-8383.
Nanaimo Family History Society Meeting: Terry Hartley, ‘Mennonites, Metis & a sprig of nobility’. Beban Park Social Centre, 2300 Bowen Rd., June 17, 6:30pm or Zoom at 6:45pm. nanaimofamilyhistory.ca/membership
Support the Oceanside Hospice Wheelers Cycle of Life Team: QB Legion is holding a fundraiser Beer & Burger Night on Wed., June 19, 4-7pm. Tickets $20 & can be picked up at Hospice or the Legion. 50/50 draws.
Butterfly Effect: Heartwarming family event where you can release a butterfly for fun, or in memory of a loved one. The event includes free kids’ activities, face painting, live music, a bbq by donation & more. Held at 11th Avenue Park (beside our community office at 2579 10th Ave., Port Alberni) on Sat., June 22, 11:30am-1:30pm.
Used Clothing Sale: Presented by Church of the Ascension, 887 Wembley Rd., Parksville. Held on Fri, June 21 & Sat, June 22, 10am-3pm. Cash/credit accepted. Proceeds to local charities.
Nanaimo Gem & Mineral Show: June 22 & 23, 10am to 4pm at Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd. VI club Rock & Crystal Experts, items made from Island Rocks.
Lions Free Swim presented by Nanaimo Lion’s Club every Saturday at Nanaimo Aquatic Center, until June 29 (except June 15) 1-2:30pm.
Cowichan Folk Guild Coffee House Concert with Bijoux du Bayou. Held Saturday, July 11, doors 7pm; open stage 7:30pm. Feature at approximately 8-8:30pm. Members $5, Non-members $10. Duncan United Church, 246 Ingram St., Duncan.
Church Garage Sale: Held July 27 at St. Peter’s Church, 5800 Church Road. Items can be donated on July 22-26, from 1-4pm. For more info, call 250-746-6262 or email admin@stpeterduncan.ca
Dancing Every Saturday Night at the Moose Lodge! Everyone is welcome to attend 1356 Cranberry Ave., Nanaimo to dance 7-10:30pm. The entertainment line up is fantastic. Members $10, guests $15 for DJ or $20 for bands.
Silver Adventures Cafe: A free seniors program at ‘Volunteer Nanaimo’ held Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoons, 1-3pm. Email silveradventurescafe@gmail.com for a calendar of upcoming activities or call Gwen at 250-667-1803.
Independent Living Cowichan is promoting a new perspective on disability. Disability resource centre, handicap parking placards, medical equipment loans & personal tax preparation. We offer educational sessions & peer support. For more info: 250.746.3930 or cvilrc.bc.ca
Moving, Cleaning, Downsizing? NanGo Grannies are collecting clean, unused, good quality fabric (minimum 1/2 meter or yard) & yarn for their fabric sale at the Nanaimo Curling Club on Sept. 21. Call 250-756-2429 or 250-753-3371 to arrange pickup or dropoff. Visit nangogrannies.org
UK Pension Transfers: Personal/company pension left behind in the UK? Contact us to discuss options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email: mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk or Ilulissat?
2. Formicary is the technical term for anthill - T/F?
3. The Near Islands are near what land mass?
4. “The Fab Four” was the nickname of which rock group?
5. Which has approximately 27,000 teeth - earthworm or slug?
2. Formicary is the technical term for anthill - T/F?
3. The Near Islands are near what land mass?
4. “The Fab Four” was the nickname of which rock group?
5. Which has approximately 27,000 teeth - earthworm or slug?
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Cute dolphins: Dolphins are commonly thought of as gray creatures. But the pink river dolphin has freshwater habitats throughout the Amazon and Orinoco river basins in South America. Their survival is under threat.
Quite the load: The annual wife carrying championship in Sonkajärvi, Finland, is a big deal. Since 1992, hundreds of couples have entered the race, with the husband carrying the wife in the 253.5-metre (831.7-ft.) course.
Long tresses: Empress Elisabeth of Austria, known as Princess Sisi, had ankle-length, auburn hair. She was proud of it, though its weight gave her headaches and her hairdresser spent up to three hours on it each day.
Rainbow mountain: Montaña de Siete Colores (Mountain of Seven Colors, or Rainbow Mountain) is a popular Peruvian Andes attraction. The 5,200-metre (17,000-ft.) mountain’s appearance is due to 14 colourful minerals.
Flashes of love: Ever wonder why fireflies emanate flashes of light? Males use specific patterns when looking for mates. If a female flashes back, the twinkling conversation continues until they find each other.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vaughn. Vaughn who? Vaughn plus Vaughn equals two!
Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they’d break.
The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vaughn. Vaughn who? Vaughn plus Vaughn equals two!
Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they’d break.
The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
Magician: “I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.”
Little boy: “That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Nuuk 2. True 3. Alaska Peninsula 4. The Beatles 5. Slug
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