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Dec 6 - 12, 2021
Alberni Valley Edition
Staying fresh: Imagine buying grapes at the grocery store and being able to keep them fresh for several months. Farmers in Afghanistan employ an age-old method to do just that. It’s called gangina, a technique that involves using two layers of wet soil as a container for the fruit. The soil, which is formed into the shape of a saucer, is dried in the sun, and the grapes are sealed inside. The airtight saucer is then stored in a cool place, sometimes even underground. The fresh grapes placed inside the container must not be spoiled, squashed, or broken, or the rest of the healthy grapes will spoil as well.
Tiny fruit: Coconuts, those large balls with the brown shells and the white milk and meat hidden inside, bring thoughts of warm climes and interesting cuisine. But big, familiar coconuts aren’t the only variety available. A relative of the coconut is the coquito. This marble-sized fruit is also called pigmy coconut or dwarf coconut, and grows on Jubaea chilensis palm trees that are common in Chile. Unlike the fruit, these trees are huge and can live for many decades. The tiny fruit looks and tastes like its bigger counterpart, but doesn’t have milk inside the shell. A coquito can be used in a variety of dishes, including desserts, snacks, and drinks.
Wild chickens: There are feral cats and there are feral dogs, but feral chickens? On the Hawaiian island of Kauai (U.S.), these wild birds do, indeed, exist. They can be found everywhere, from the beach to the street to parking lots, which is an odd sight for visitors who are accustomed to seeing chickens in chicken coops. According to the locals, these free-roaming chickens and roosters came into existence after two hurricanes in the 1980s and 1990s wrecked the coops. The homeless domestic birds then mated with other wild fowl already on the island, leading to a poultry population boom.
Water tower home: Lots of people make homes out of abandoned buildings, such as old churches or schoolhouses. But a pair of cousins from Nieuw-Lekkerland, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, made a unique transformation. They turned an unused water tower into a home. The cousins are Sven and Lennart de Jong, who lived near the tower as children. When the tower came on the real estate market, they bought it, then spent 10 years making it into beautiful living quarters with their own hands. In the middle of the renovation, they both met and married their spouses, both of whom loved the idea. Now, the two couples and their children each have their own living spaces in their distinctive home.
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“Common sense is not so common.” - Voltaire
“The whole secret of the study of nature lies in learning how to use one’s eyes.” - George Sand
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McLean Mill Lights up for the Holidays! Festival of Trees returns to raise funds for BC Children’s Hospital. The national historic site is bringing back its Heritage Light-Up event for three weekends in December: Dec. 3, 4 & 5; Dec. 10, 11 &12; Dec. 17, 18 & 19. Live music every night & Santa will be on site for photo opportunities. The event will have a timed entry system & reservations. For info or to reserve, visit: www.mcleanmill.ca
Milner Christmas Magic: December 3-5, 10-12 & 17-19. Entry by donation 5 to 8pm, with viewing until 8:30pm. 2179 West Island Hwy Qualicum Beach. For info: milnergardens.viu.ca/special-events
Coombs Country Christmas: 2 days, 2 venues & over 80 local vendors! Bradley Centre & the Coombs Fairgrounds are hosting ‘Coombs Country Christmas’. Shop the Bradley Centre, 10am-3pm & Coombs Fairgrounds, 10am-4pm on Dec. 4th & 5th. Proof of vaccination required.
1. Honus Wagner was a famous basketball, soccer, or baseball star?
2. Jellyfish are 95% water - T/F?
3. Grape Nuts cereal was created by Charles Post in 1897, 1920, or 1950?
4. What is a sailor’s emergency signal?
5. Orange is the combination of what two colours?
2. Jellyfish are 95% water - T/F?
3. Grape Nuts cereal was created by Charles Post in 1897, 1920, or 1950?
4. What is a sailor’s emergency signal?
5. Orange is the combination of what two colours?
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You may have a strong drive to take a big risk to go after what you desire. It may be better to develop a strategy rather than making an impulsive move. Lucky numbers: 3, 29, 30, 43, 45, 46.
You may feel stymied in your efforts right now. Have a discussion with those you trust on where an adjustment in your plans could give you a better result. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 22, 25, 27.
Your usual ability to readily pick up information from your environment may be on the fritz right now. If so, you will need discernment in your judgment of upcoming situations. Lucky numbers: 4, 9, 23, 24, 37, 45.
You may be currently focused on how best to keep the home fires burning smoothly. Think through where your viewpoint may need to be changed to achieve this outcome. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 6, 10, 40, 45.
You may easily communicate your ideas to others. However, don’t self-identify so strongly with those ideas that you end up arguing with others. Listen to their viewpoints as well. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 21, 23, 25, 35.
You may be uncertain about what you want in a situation. If so, decide what next step is best in alignment with your heart’s desire, and the uncertainty should recede. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 20, 23, 38, 46.
You may be experiencing a calm, smooth environment right now. If so, you may want to take this opportunity to expand outside of your comfort zone to do something different. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 7, 19, 22, 27.
Your plans may not be manifesting as you hoped. If so, be careful of getting angry, which may only make matters worse. Better to wait and reassess the situation. Lucky numbers: 2, 14, 18, 19, 35, 42.
This time holds a potential for achieving your deeply felt hopes and wishes. To do so, let go of any old karmic patterns and beliefs that are holding you back. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 18, 23, 31, 43.
A focus on your relationships may be ongoing. If so, be aware of your emotions and feelings. How are they influencing your interactions with others? What changes need to be made? Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 14, 35, 36, 46.
Your focus may be on how to improve the lives of others. If so, you may need to wait a bit before the conflicting elements of your plan come together. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 11, 14, 18, 48.
Your energy level may be low, leaving you feeling tired. If so, think of where you can reduce your commitments so that you can lower stress and get more rest. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 7, 25, 36, 48.
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Rock star: British rock star Rod Stewart was born in London, England, in 1945. He was involved in several bands during his youth, including the Jeff Beck Group and The Faces, before becoming a solo artist with such singles as “Maggie May” and “Tonight’s the Night.”
Ouchy elbow: Tennis elbow, or lateral epicondylitis, means the forearm muscles are being overused, causing damage and pain in the tendons. The condition is caused by repetitive motions, such as painting, repeatedly using a tool and, yes, playing tennis.
Lovely linen: Many people may wonder where the linen fabric in their sheets, suits, and napkins originates. This fabric comes from the flax plant. Its fibres are woven to make a durable, moisture-resistant material.
Tough game: While most people are familiar with 5-pin and 10-pin bowling, there is also a game called candlepin bowling. The pins in this game are tall and slender and are frustratingly hard to knock over with the small bowling balls used in the game.
Migrating mammals: Another name for the wildebeest is the gnu. These hooved mammals live in the open plains of Africa, such as the Serengeti. They eat grasses and seasonally migrate to find food.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a piece of furniture? An arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, armchair.
Instructor: What is the most common reason for dry skin?
Medical student: Towels.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hiatus. Hiatus who? Hiatus lunch and now the school bully is after me.
Where did the smart cat go to school? Purr-due.
Why did Dracula run out of the garden? He saw sunflowers coming up.
Trivia Answers: 1. Baseball star 2. True 3. 1897 4. SOS 5. Red and yellow
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Noisy home: Living beside a busy highway isn’t most people’s idea of peace and quiet. A woman in Guangdong province, northwest of Hong Kong, doesn’t seem to care about that. Known as Ms. Liang, the woman refused to take a payout from the government to sell her house so the Haizhuyong Bridge in the city of Guangzhou could be built. Many other homeowners and businesses took the compensation, and the construction proceeded. To accommodate the house, which is located in a pit, four lanes of traffic had to be split to go around it.
Rare pasta: The island of Sardinia, Italy, is home to the rarest pasta in the world. Called su filindeu, which means “the threads of God,” this pasta has been made for centuries to feed pilgrims who pass through the area. Today, however, not many people know how to make by hand the slimmer-than-angel-hair threads of pasta from semolina flour, water, and salt. One of those people is 60-something-year-old Paola Abraini, whose niece and sister-in-law also know the tricks of the trade. Abraini wants to teach others before making the noodle becomes a lost art, but su filindeu is so arduous to create, that few will step up to the challenge. Su filindeu could be called an “endangered pasta.”
Attic antics: No one wants to discover that a stranger might have taken refuge in their home’s attic, but that’s just what happened to Monica Green of Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia. The mother of three had noticed a few signs that something might be awry, such as missing food and a disabled security system. But one day, she arrived home to find the door open, the TV on, and a plate of food on the kitchen table. She called the cops, and they discovered that someone had been living in the attic, possibly for as long as three weeks. Green has changed the locks, but still feels a little weird knowing that a stranger had been hiding in her attic for a while.
Try, try again: No matter where one lives, getting a driver’s licence is a rite of passage for most people. The trouble is that many fail the test the first time (or even the second or third time) before finally gaining the right to drive. But for a man in England, the third time trying his driving theory test was just the beginning of his attempts. He finally managed to pass the test after failing it 157 times. These many efforts made quite a hole in the man’s bank account; trying, and trying again, cost him over £3,000. His next step was getting through the practical exam. Hopefully he’s better at actually driving than at the written test.
“To be awake is to be alive.” - Henry David Thoreau
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” - James Baldwin
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” - James Baldwin
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
CWL Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 27, 10am-3pm. Join us for our first in-person fundraising vendor fair! There will be crafts, home-based businesses, baking, even a balloon artist! Snacks, drinks & hot lunch available from the on-site kitchen. All monies raised from the table-rentals & food sales will go to support the charitable causes of the Catholic Women’s League. Covid safety plan in place, vaccine passport & masks required for entry. Interested in being a vendor? Please call the church office at 250-723-8912 for more information! 4731 Burke Road.
Coombs Country Christmas: 2 days, 2 venues & over 80 local vendors! Bradley Centre & the Coombs Fairgrounds are hosting ‘Coombs Country Christmas’. Shop the Bradley Centre, 10am-3pm & Coombs Fairgrounds, 10am-4pm on Dec. 4th & 5th. Proof of vaccination required.
1. Which Starr was a member of The Beatles?
2. What is the main ingredient in coq au vin?
3. If a text is abridged, is it translated or shortened?
4. A full moon’s face is fully illuminated by the sun’s light - T/F?
5. When was the first episode of the TV show Seinfeld aired - 1989, 1999, or 2009?
2. What is the main ingredient in coq au vin?
3. If a text is abridged, is it translated or shortened?
4. A full moon’s face is fully illuminated by the sun’s light - T/F?
5. When was the first episode of the TV show Seinfeld aired - 1989, 1999, or 2009?
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An opportunity exists for a deeper understanding of old wounds and to seek new information to help heal any lingering effects. Approach others gently in a discussion of these issues. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 18, 25, 46, 47.
You may experience an unexpected event. The situation may require discipline and hard work to address. Efforts you make now in this regard may reap benefits down the road. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 17, 18, 21, 33.
Your direction and purpose may be on your mind. Research and gather information on new opportunities & be aware of your emotional response. The right one should generate an “aha” moment. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 17, 21, 37, 44.
You may have been focused for a while on dreams about your ideal situation. Perhaps you want to wait a bit to develop your plans, until you feel more grounded. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 10, 11, 13, 35.
Your natural charm and easy connection to others has the potential to be enhanced now. Focus on this energy as a way to move past any obstacles that may occur. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 22, 41, 42, 47.
You may feel confused or believe that you are being deceived by others. If so, find the belief that is controlling this pattern. Use your practical nature to implement a solution. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 12, 15, 17, 35.
Your heart may want to rule at this time. Your Libra energy is best used in artistic endeavours or playing the diplomat who can bring together people at odds. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 12, 44, 46, 48.
You likely have the drive and energy to work hard at achieving goals, particularly ones that spotlight you. Be sure to recognize the contributions of those who may assist you. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 10, 15, 39, 43.
The Sun has returned to Sagittarius. Therefore, your natural optimism & communications skills have the potential to be enhanced right now. Be careful, though, of overreach when taking risks. Lucky numbers: 7, 27, 29, 40, 43, 47.
If you are focused now on your relationship, use this time as an opportunity for growth. This applies to the relationship itself, as well as to you and your partner. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 23, 27, 28, 48.
You may be of two minds: one voice encourages stability while the other wants change. Use your innate creativity to find a compromise that bridges the gap between the two. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 14, 16, 33, 37.
Neptune is taking a long journey through Pisces. You may feel strong intuition, great empathy, or just confusion and anxiety. Trust that all of it is shaping a better you. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 11, 36, 39, 43.
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Ode to poetry: English poet John Keats (1795-1821) wrote six odes in 1819, including “Ode on a Grecian Urn” and “Ode on Melancholy.” No one knows the order in which he wrote them.
Tooth talk: Parents will say that their baby is teething when the little one’s teeth start to come through the gums. The medical term for teething is odontiasis.
Loud call: The bird with the loudest call is the male white bellbird. This bird lives in South America and is only about the size of a pigeon. But its call can hit 125 decibels, which is not safe for human ears to hear. It’s as loud as a fire truck siren.
Food lover’s delight: The Mercado de San Juan (San Juan Market) is a famous traditional market in the centre of Mexico City. It is known for its high-quality offerings of fruit, vegetables, and meat, some of which can be quite striking, such as iguana and lion.
Fish food: A fish-shaped food item in Japan, called taiyaki, isn’t very fishy at all. It is actually a sweet treat made of a crispy flour shell with sweet bean paste inside. Traditionally, it’s served warm.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early. Good morning!
What do teddy bears eat? Nothing. They are too stuffed!
Did you hear about the circus that caught fire? It was “in tents.”
Teacher: All the other students in class forgot to do their homework. Did you forget, too?
Student: No, but tomorrow I’ll try harder.
Why did the hen cross the road? Because she saw what you did to her eggs.
What do teddy bears eat? Nothing. They are too stuffed!
Did you hear about the circus that caught fire? It was “in tents.”
Teacher: All the other students in class forgot to do their homework. Did you forget, too?
Student: No, but tomorrow I’ll try harder.
Why did the hen cross the road? Because she saw what you did to her eggs.
Trivia Answers: 1. Ringo 2. Chicken 3. Shortened 4. True 5. 1989
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Colourful field: People driving by a field of leeks at night near the town of Lelystad, Netherlands, have been known to stop and gawk. This is not because leeks are an amazing vegetable, but because the field is glowing with blue, red, and purple light. The ultraviolet glow comes from a lighting system designed by Dutch artist Daan Roosegaarde. In addition to being beautiful, the project, called GROW, has a practical purpose: the artist and his team are experimenting with light to see how different wavelengths can enhance plant growth.
Airport home: For three months, the O’Hare International Airport in Chicago, Illinois (U.S.), became the unauthorized home of a man named Aditya Singh. Apparently, the trespasser didn’t want to get on a plane to go back to his home state of California. He managed to steal an airport employee’s identification badge and then proceeded to hide out, undetected, in a secure area of the transportation hub. Finally, staff members asked for his ID, only to discover the badge produced by Singh had been reported missing months earlier. Police were called, and Singh was charged with trespassing.
Sympathy for owner: Russell Jones of London, England, broke his ankle, was outfitted with a cast, and came home with canes to help him walk, with a temporary limp, of course. While out for an evening stroll, he noticed that his dog, a Lurcher named Billy, also started to limp. Jones took the dog to the vet and, after paying £300 for the vet bill, discovered there was nothing wrong with Billy’s leg. Jones and his wife, Michelle, think that Billy faked his limp in order to commiserate with his owner. They thought this because when Jones wasn’t home, Billy would run around the yard with no limp at all!
Boar trouble: Police in the city of Moro, Sindh, Pakistan, had to deal with an unusual incident that did not include arresting thieves or any other type of human criminal. Animal intruders invaded their police station, causing panic and fear until the situation was brought under control. The trespassers turned out to be two wild boars that somehow got inside the station, and the place had to be evacuated. Wild boars are large, intelligent animals, and can be dangerous, so a plan had to be put in action to get the big pigs back outside. One of the pair was driven out, and the other was cornered inside the station, to the relief of everyone involved.
“Accursed be he that first invented war.” - Christopher Marlowe
“Opinions cannot survive if one has no chance to fight for them.”
- Thomas Mann
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Ladies Night Christmas Market: Fri., Nov. 26, 3-8pm, 4102 Hollywood St. A great selection of vendors will help you with your Christmas needs. At 6pm the 2022 ADSS Prom Committee will be hosting a Loonie Auction Fundraiser. Join us at the Fall Fair Grounds upstairs in the Kinsmen Community Centre. Elevator access is available. Covid protocols will be in place & vaccine passports will be checked at the door.
CWL Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 27, 10am-3pm. Join us for our first in-person fundraising vendor fair! There will be crafts, home-based businesses, baking, even a balloon artist! Snacks, drinks & hot lunch available from the on-site kitchen. All monies raised from the table-rentals & food sales will go to support the charitable causes of the Catholic Women’s League. Covid safety plan in place, vaccine passport & masks required for entry. Interested in being a vendor? Please call the church office at 250-723-8912 for more information! 4731 Burke Road.
1. The sinking of the Titanic took more than 1,500 lives. How many passengers survived?
2. What is the bottom number of a fraction called?3. The male orangutan arm span may reach 7 ft. - T/F?
4. What is the purpose of a windsock?
5. Which “Lisa” is housed in The Louvre in France?
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Your mood may be easygoing and agreeable. You might feel like doing nothing except relaxing at home or unwinding at a beach or a lake. Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 10, 15, 16, 39.
Financial opportunities may present themselves at social gatherings. Your current personal status could be altered for the better. You may need to listen to your heart. Lucky Numbers: 9, 11, 16, 18, 19, 32.
Your future may be in your own hands, so ask questions and seek answers. You might find easy conversation in comfortable settings that could help you unravel some mysteries. Lucky Numbers: 3, 15, 32, 40, 42, 44.
Family relationships may reveal your sensitivity and bring forth your sympathetic reactions. You might reflect on the past and decide to dedicate yourself to resolving these issues. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 12, 17, 43, 45.
You may be able to succeed in anything that requires your energy. You might be in an eager, confident mood, and now could be a good time for a competitive endeavour. Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 17, 22, 32, 41.
Your desire for harmony and good connections may be stronger than usual. You might be inclined to use your charm, in more than a direct way, to achieve your goals. Lucky Numbers: 2, 10, 28, 32, 43, 44.
A chance meeting may excite you and offer you a different outlook. But a clock may be ticking and before you commit, you might need to ensure that you have the best plan. Lucky Numbers: 9, 13, 17, 21, 26, 29.
Take advantage of opportunities on social media to spread your message. Emotional gestures may deeply touch your heart. Positive reactions could prevail. Lucky Numbers: 9, 20, 24, 27, 41, 42.
You may be feeling very sensitive or vulnerable. You might be imaginative, but first you might need to rejuvenate yourself, especially with some rest and relaxation. Lucky Numbers: 7, 12, 19, 22, 24, 36.
You may be motivated and interested in probing far beneath the surface. Your research might enable you to understand the underlying causes behind an event or behaviour. Lucky Numbers: 4, 14, 22, 28, 30, 47.
Friends may seek your expertise for guidance. Your help could prove to be very lucrative. Giving of yourself in this generous way might prove that your motives are genuine. Lucky Numbers: 2, 9, 14, 21, 27, 35.
A change of scenery may be positive. You could soon realize that if you are not happy in some aspect of your life, you might need to make significant changes. Lucky Numbers: 14, 19, 21, 25, 27, 48.
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Famous Swede: One of Swedish actress Ingrid Bergman’s first film appearances was in Munkbrogreven in 1935. She went on to become famous in movies such as Casablanca and Murder on the Orient Express.
Twitchy problem: Most people have experienced having an eyelid twitch, but may not know that this is called “blepharospasm.” The cause is unknown, but thought to be related to being tired or stressed.
Useful animal: Domesticated yaks are bovines found in Tibet, other areas of South Central Asia, and Mongolia. They are often used as beasts of burden. They also are kept for their milk and meat, and their hair can be spun into yarn.
Healthy hors d’oeuvres: Someone who wants to indulge in low-calorie appetizers should stick to foods like grilled veggies and salads, while staying away from high-calorie dishes, such as fried chicken wings, cheese-topped fries, and spinach artichoke dip.
Stony situation: Gravel consists of small rocks. Often used in roadwork and to provide landscaping, gravel can be naturally formed, but can also be manmade using rock-crushing equipment.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
What has a spine but no brain? A book.
Teacher: “Didn’t you hear me call you?”
Pupil: “Yes, but you said not to talk back.”
What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.
I was a musical prodigy. At three I composed an opera. At four I wrote a minuet. At five I wrote a complete symphony. And at five-thirty, as usual, I went down and had a cup of tea.
What has a spine but no brain? A book.
Teacher: “Didn’t you hear me call you?”
Pupil: “Yes, but you said not to talk back.”
What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.
Trivia Answers: 1. Over 700 2. Denominator 3. True 4. Indicates speed and direction of wind 5. “Mona Lisa”
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A perfect circle: Bridges aren’t usually in the form of a circle, but rather span the distance between two ends. However, there is a bridge in Kromlauer Park in Gablenz, Saxony, Germany, that appears to be a circle. Called the Rakotzbrücke Devil’s Bridge, it looks to be circular because its arch is reflected in the water below. The bridge was built in the mid-1800s, making the illusion even more magical. The builders could not have known that the bridge would become famous to people around the world, 150 years later, due to the advent of social media.
Breezy building: In Jaipur, Rajasthan, India, there is a beautiful building called Hawa Mahal, which means “Palace of the Winds.” This five-story structure has an astounding 953 windows adorned with elaborate designs. Built in 1799, the building was developed for women of the royal class to stroll through and watch the activity on the street; they did not go out in public. The building is very narrow, so the rooms behind the screened windows form something similar to a big porch. Because it was constructed with red and pink sandstone, the building has a pinkish hue.
Egg art: Most people wouldn’t consider an ostrich egg as a medium for a work of art, but Nguyen Hung Cuong of Hanoi, Vietnam, had a vision. He hollowed out an egg and drilled tiny holes into it to create an intricate pattern. He worked on the project for three years, drilling over 45,800 minuscule holes. Some holes are so small that they are barely visible. The holes were counted with the use of computer technology. He has practiced his art using chicken eggs, but he found the ostrich egg to be more difficult because it is thicker and harder to drill through.
Noodle dessert: Someone seeking a cold treat on a hot day need look no further than the South Korean specialty of shiltarae bingsu. This dessert is made from exceptionally fine ice shavings; when piled onto a plate, they appear to be a stack of vermicelli noodles. Confectioners use a special machine to shave the ice, which can be flavoured with such things as green tea, coffee, and mascarpone cheese. The strands are carefully stacked onto a plate and served with a scoop of ice cream, some red beans, and a few cubed rice cakes. The milky dessert is a pleasure to consume.
“The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.” - Molière
“Oh for a book and a shady nook, either indoor or out.”
- John Wilson
“Oh for a book and a shady nook, either indoor or out.”
- John Wilson
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Mersey Acres Mini Market: Join us Nov. 20, 11am-4pm, at 5790 Mersey Rd. You will not want to miss this festive & cozy day to get some shopping done for yourself & loved ones. So many beautiful gift options & stocking stuffers to choose from. Indoor event, masks required.
Christmas in the Country Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 20, 10am-4pm at Cherry Creek Community Hall. Come support your local vendors & find some great gift ideas & fun unique stuff. Food truck on site, no food or drink while in hall. Masks mandatory & vaccination passports required for entry.
CWL Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 27, 10am-3pm. Join us for our first in-person fundraising vendor fair! There will be crafts, home-based businesses, baking, even a balloon artist! Snacks, drinks & hot lunch available from the on-site kitchen. All monies raised from the table-rentals & food sales will go to support the charitable causes of the Catholic Women’s League. Covid safety plan in place, vaccine passport & masks required for entry. Interested in being a vendor? Please call the church office at 250-723-8912 for more information! 4731 Burke Road.
1. Sweet, salty, sour, and bitter are the primary sources of what sense?
2. The Greek Goddess of Wisdom is often pictured holding what type of bird?
3. What is a bathyscaphe?
4. The Chunnel (or Channel Tunnel) connects what two countries?
5. What is the device used for measuring the foot?
2. The Greek Goddess of Wisdom is often pictured holding what type of bird?
3. What is a bathyscaphe?
4. The Chunnel (or Channel Tunnel) connects what two countries?
5. What is the device used for measuring the foot?
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You may want to reset the limitations that others set for you, but you might realize they will help you succeed. Using your patience & honest effort could be your best way to win. Lucky Numbers: 3, 10, 22, 32, 45, 47.
Postponements may make you feel like you are being denied the ability to reach your goals. Good communication with authorities might enable you to clear roadblocks to your success. Lucky numbers: 7, 37, 39, 42, 41, 48.
You might want to make some changes in your relationships. You may want to be alone, but your social responsibilities might not allow you to avoid meeting people. Lucky Numbers: 9, 11, 29, 31, 39, 41.
Your communication skills may be especially good, so take the opportunity to clear the air of past problems. Being more sensitive to the innermost feelings of others could be easier for you. Lucky numbers: 20, 26, 29, 34, 35, 44.
What you want may not mesh well with what seems to be necessary. Interference from others might mean you need to make some adjustments to get yourself mentally back on track. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 19, 20, 27, 37.
You may be able to use your existing efforts to lift yourself to a higher level of efficiency. Try to let priorities help you lessen your efforts in less vital areas. Lucky Numbers: 13, 21, 22, 27, 39, 46.
Your creative projects may help you bring things together. Domestic concerns might require more time and support. Your involvement could bring you much closer together. Lucky Numbers: 11, 26, 27, 35, 39, 44.
Your personal beliefs may start to change & mature. You might need to try to nurture the viewpoints of others. Avoid the tendency to be too rigid and self-judgmental. Lucky Numbers: 7, 10, 12, 32, 41, 45.
While you may feel capable of standing on your own, try to realize that people want to care for you. Their support could help you move toward more independence. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 15, 27, 36, 40.
The way words are used may be very important to you. You might see deeply and be aware of nuances that others could use that may be harmful to you. Lucky Numbers: 5, 27, 32, 38, 41, 45.
Take a real deep breath and try not to let others take advantage of your good nature. You may need to trust your instincts and push your own objectives. Lucky Numbers: 9, 18, 27, 32, 33, 39.
You may become fully absorbed in your intellectual pursuits. Your intensity might prove to be your talent. Your studies could depend on your personal well-being. Lucky Numbers: 11, 19, 33, 36, 38, 41.
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Piano prodigy: A musician named Peter Bence of Hungary is emerging as an internationally acclaimed pianist who is known for his passionate playing. He wrote his first composition at age 7.
Broken bone: The length of time a broken bone requires for healing depends on a variety of factors, including the person’s age and overall health, the type of fracture, and the size of the bone that was broken.
Warm spot: European-style houses once routinely had a “keeping room.” Adjacent to the kitchen, this room was heated with a fireplace or wood-burning stove. Families might have slept there if it was the only heated room in the house.
Laughing bird: Kookaburras, which are birds from the kingfisher family, live in Australia, New Zealand, and New Guinea. They are known for their call, which sounds very much like a laughing human. These birds live in family groups.
Old city: Istanbul, the largest city in Turkey, straddles two continents: Europe and Asia. Formerly called both Constantinople and Byzantium, it is the home of centuries-old buildings, including the Blue Mosque, Topkapi Palace, and Aya Sofya.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they don’t meet the koalifications.
Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?”
Sam: “I don’t know.”
Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.”
Sam: “Bow wow wow!”
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracabrador.
I tried to catch some fog. But I mist.
I can’t believe I got laid off from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?”
Sam: “I don’t know.”
Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.”
Sam: “Bow wow wow!”
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracabrador.
I tried to catch some fog. But I mist.
I can’t believe I got laid off from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Trivia Answers:1. Taste 2. The owl 3. Navigable submersible vessel
4. England and France 5. The brannock
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Loyal pet: A little white dog named Boncuk was so loyal that she waited at a hospital all day, every day, for a week, for her owner to recover. Cemal Senturk was admitted to a health facility in Trabzon, a Turkish city on the Black Sea. A security guard confirmed that Boncuk had chased the ambulance carrying Senturk, and that the dog had waited at the door from morning until the sun set. Senturk’s daughter tried to take the loyal pet home, but the dog would escape and run back to the hospital’s door, poking her head inside. When Boncuk’s owner finally was released after a week, the dog and her human had a happy reunion!
Haunting notes: A centuries-old singing method in Scandinavia called kulning involves high-pitched vocalization in minor tones, and is used to call grazing cows to come home. Kulning does not have lyrics and can sound quite haunting and melodic. But don’t stand beside someone who is kulning because it is quite loud. The volume is good for the cows, who can hear it from afar. This practice is similar to whistling for a dog – the cows are loyal to the humans who feed them, so they come running when they hear the melancholy notes echoing across the pastures.
Everything chocolate: Chocolate lovers everywhere will have a hard time avoiding a certain attraction in Barcelona, Spain. Museu de la Xocolata (Chocolate Museum) is full of amazing sculptures made out of the sweet stuff, from a chariot driver with his horses, to cartoon figures, to a giant white chocolate ape. The museum strives to teach visitors about the history of chocolate in the country, along with how it is produced and the devices used to make it. There is even an area where people can see chocolate being made, as well as a shop that sells yummy chocolate treats.
Urban Eden: A woman named Wendy Whiteley managed to transform a junky, old, abandoned rail yard into a beautiful botanical wonder. Called Wendy’s Secret Garden, her creation looks over Sydney Harbour in Sydney, Australia. For over 25 years, Whiteley has worked on the garden, which started as a way to grieve for her late husband and then her daughter. What was once a weedy, garbage-filled patch of unused land is now a lush patch of shrubs, herbs, paths, secret nooks and crannies, and hidden benches. Today, a couple of employees and some local volunteer gardeners help Whiteley with her work.
“The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
“And the fruits will outdo what the flowers have promised.”
- François de Malherbe
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Christmas in the Valley Craft & Arts Fair: Huge craft fair with free admission & wheelchair accessibility. Crafts include needle art, Christmas creations, First Nation crafts, jams/jellies, baked goods, wood turning, sea glass creations, tatting, polymer sculpture, wildlife paintings on stone & canvas, jewelry, hand knit sweaters, glassware & much more. Free draw each day for a basket filled with hand crafted treasures. Fri., Nov. 12, 3–7pm; Sat., Nov. 13, 9am–5pm; Sun., Nov. 14, 10am–3pm. Masks & Covid passport required for entry. Alberni Athletic Hall.
CWL Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 27, 10am-3pm. Join us for our first in-person fundraising vendor fair! There will be crafts, home-based businesses, baking, even a balloon artist! Snacks, drinks & hot lunch available from the on-site kitchen. All monies raised from the table-rentals & food sales will go to support the charitable causes of the Catholic Women’s League. Covid safety plan in place, vaccine passport & masks required for entry. Interested in being a vendor? Please call the church office at 250-723-8912 for more information! 4731 Burke Road.
1. What does an hourglass measure?
2. How many time zones exist in Canada?
3. What are Egyptian hieroglyphics?
4. Approximately how many chemicals can be found in tobacco smoke?
5. Which singer popularized the dance known as “The Twist”?
2. How many time zones exist in Canada?
3. What are Egyptian hieroglyphics?
4. Approximately how many chemicals can be found in tobacco smoke?
5. Which singer popularized the dance known as “The Twist”?
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You may feel inspired by past experiences. Settling things down and taking charge might seem easy, but you could need to be more flexible in order to help others. Lucky Numbers: 23, 25, 28, 33, 35, 38.
You may begin to develop deep feelings for someone who needs guidance. A joyous occasion might have a big influence on your schedule. Try to give yourself more time to plan. Lucky Numbers: 4, 7, 25, 34, 45, 47.
A strong love relationship may help you understand yourself better and be happily cooperative in family matters. Barriers to harmony might be removed through compromise. Lucky Numbers: 12, 15, 24, 37, 38, 40.
You may feel some extra stress at home, as old family secrets may be revealed. Use your sense of humour, rather than any negative tactics, to try to minimize any damage. Lucky Numbers: 5, 16, 21, 37, 44, 48.
You may find new ways that personal ambitions could be successful. You might be able to establish more effective alliances with those who can help your career. Lucky Numbers: 7, 8, 18, 34, 40, 43.
To keep your balance, you may have to be stern and loving at the same time. You might discover how to set limits without tearing down your relationship with others. Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 9, 13, 14, 18.
You may not be able to continue to work at your hectic pace. You might enjoy new ways to keep track of details, but recent changes could be a real challenge. Lucky Numbers: 7, 9, 11, 20, 25, 44.
This may be a very good time to make a presentation, go for an interview, or meet with the public in some way. The response you receive could be very positive. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 13, 38, 42, 46.
You may gain a unique insight into finding ways to deal with obstacles. Problems you identify could help you move forward with a better perspective. Lucky Numbers: 7, 11, 12, 18, 23, 41.
You may be attracted to a new love interest, and this might offer a comfortable change from your routine. Your relationships could solidify & strengthen you on a spiritual level. Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 15, 36, 38, 47.
Being patient and understanding with others may help you unravel a mystery. You might want to be very discreet and only tell information that you are sure is appropriate. Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 21, 36, 43, 48.
A new friendship may be quite enjoyable, and it could really boost your confidence level. Some adjustments in your domestic situation might be necessary. Lucky Numbers: 9, 12, 29, 32, 35, 40.
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Movie madness: Born in Leytonstone, in East London, England, film director Sir Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980) was the son of a greengrocer. His interest in films began around 1915. He eventually made such famous movies as North by Northwest (1959), Psycho (1960), and The Birds (1963).
Tired feet: Some furnishings are made for people to rest their feet. For example, an ottoman is a large footstool with padding and upholstery that has a space for storage. A hassock is also upholstered but has no storage space.
Protective armour: The armadillo, a small mammal that lives in North, Central, and South America, has a tough, bony hide that protects it from predators. Looking a bit like armour, the hide is made up of overlapping scales called “scutes.”
Cook it right: The best way to avoid food poisoning from undercooked meat is to use a food thermometer to check the internal temperature. When grilling, for example, chicken breasts should be cooked to 74°C (165° F), while hamburgers should be 71°C (160° F).
Long road: The 2,232-kilometre (1,387-mile) Alaska Highway runs from Dawson Creek, British Columbia (Canada), to Delta Junction, Alaska (U.S.). The original highway was built as a supply route for the United States Army during World War II.
Child: “Mom, Arnold broke a window!”
Parent: “How did he do it?”
Child: “I threw a rock at him, and he ducked!”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble tiles on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Can February March? No, but April May.
What table doesn’t have legs? A multiplication table.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Parent: “How did he do it?”
Child: “I threw a rock at him, and he ducked!”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble tiles on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Can February March? No, but April May.
What table doesn’t have legs? A multiplication table.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Trivia Answers: 1. Intervals of time 2. Six 3. Ancient system of writing
4. Over 7,000 5. Chubby Checker
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Vintage look: Mila Povoroznyuk, a young woman from Vinnytsia, Ukraine, has long been interested in women’s clothing from the late 1800s and early 1900s. Now she has turned that interest into an everyday thing by always wearing vintage clothing from that era. She started by occasionally wearing the clothes, but she soon found herself feeling more confortable and confident in the old styles. She sews some of the items herself and finds other pieces in secondhand stores. The clothes include long dresses, corsets, and elegant hats. Many modern folks must be interested in vintage fashions because her social media account has thousands of followers.
Glowing tattoos: Those who want to get a tattoo, but want to be discreet about it, might consider being inked with a black light tattoo. While not immediately invisible, the tattoo will eventually fade so that it can only be seen in UV light. They’ll glow nicely at a rave dance party where black lights are featured, but the colours will be hidden from work associates the next day at the office. Some people add UV paint to a regular tattoo, while others may choose a tattoo that is drawn completely with UV paint. Experienced tattoo artists should be chosen for the work because the UV tattoo paint is harder to work with than normal paint.
Doting on deer: Deer are revered animals in Japan, and to prove it, a beautiful event takes place on winter mornings in Nara Park in Nara, south of Kyoto. Over 1,000 tame deer live in the park, and they enjoy interacting with the many tourists who come to see them. The best time to view the deer is during the event called Shikayose, which means “deer-gathering.” That’s when a French horn player stands in the middle of the park and plays Beethoven’s Sixth Symphony. Hearing the music, the deer come from all corners of the park to obtain the acorns offered to them.
Hidden station: The city of Toronto, Ontario (Canada), has a subway system that commuters regularly use. It has a hidden and now-abandoned section that was only used for six months in 1966, called the Lower Bay Station. This sits underneath the Bay Station on the city’s Yonge-University subway line. When it was built, planners had hoped to have a useful addition to the line, but instead it became an awkward loop. Now, Lower Bay Station is inaccessible to the public because the entrances have been bricked over. There are unmarked doors to this mysterious underground place, which is occasionally used for training purposes and film shoots.
“Tempt not a desperate man.” - William Shakespeare
“Fate chooses our relatives. We choose our friends.”
- Jacques Delille
“Fate chooses our relatives. We choose our friends.”
- Jacques Delille
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CWL Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 27, 10am-3pm. Join us for our first in-person fundraising vendor fair! There will be crafts, home-based businesses, baking, even a balloon artist! Snacks, drinks & hot lunch available from the on-site kitchen. All monies raised from the table-rentals & food sales will go to support the charitable causes of the Catholic Women’s League. Covid safety plan in place, vaccine passport & masks required for entry. Interested in being a vendor? Please call the church office at 250-723-8912 for more information! 4731 Burke Road.
Knox “Perfect Gift” Christmas Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 6, 9:30– 3:30, Knox Church, 345 Pym St. Parksville. Covid-19 permitting, 75 vendors. Free admission, breakfast & lunch available.
The Qualicum Beach Family History Society Zoom General Meeting will be held Nov 17, 2021 @ 7:00 P.M. Please check our Speakers Series 2021/21 at www.qbfhs.ca/meetings-events/list . All Welcome
1. The walrus can weigh as much as 1.5 tonnes - T/F?
2. Which breed of dog traditionally is the mascot in a firehouse?
3. Composer George Gershwin wrote the music. What did his brother Ira write?
4. What is the main artery in the thigh?
5. Is the oboe a single or double reed instrument?
2. Which breed of dog traditionally is the mascot in a firehouse?
3. Composer George Gershwin wrote the music. What did his brother Ira write?
4. What is the main artery in the thigh?
5. Is the oboe a single or double reed instrument?
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You may be tempted to spend lavishly to make your home more comfortable. Buying art could be fortuitous, as it may increase in value & might be appreciated for much longer. Lucky Numbers: 1, 9, 14, 17, 29, 48.
You may feel you are at your best when you allow music and art to transform you. This could enhance your creativity to make handling life’s ordinary details a bit easier. Lucky Numbers: 4, 9, 19, 29, 39, 49.
Practical concerns may dominate. Your mind could be serious and be able to concentrate on very detailed work. Taking action might achieve more closeness in relationships. Lucky Numbers: 4, 10, 13, 20, 33, 44.
Friends may help lighten your load by listening to you without judgment. If you can talk to others without fear of criticism, you might be able to unburden your soul. Lucky Numbers: 6, 7, 12, 24, 32, 47.
Many details may need your attention, but time is on your side. Your thinking could be very sharp and focused, and you might develop solid ideas & express them well. Lucky Numbers: 2, 13, 24, 25, 27, 28.
Unresolved emotional tangles may arise, unless you make compromises. Conflicts between work and personal demands might need to be addressed. Lucky Numbers: 31, 37, 39, 42, 43, 46.
You may not feel very objective right now about unresolved issues from your past. Some personal problems could interfere with your interaction with others. Lucky Numbers: 7, 18, 27, 28, 37, 38.
You may want to indulge in some excessive luxuries & have adventurous experiences. Simple words could playfully lead to fun times in your primary relationship. Lucky Numbers: 14, 19, 26, 32, 39, 49.
Your suspicions may push you to communicate your thoughts at a deeper level. Try not to allow others to perceive your doubts, which could expose you to their criticism. Lucky Numbers: 7, 10, 22, 42, 43, 46.
You may find yourself more focused and disciplined. You could feel a great pressure to perform. The key might be to proceed very slowly and to prioritize yourself. Lucky Numbers: 16, 19, 26, 29, 36, 46.
Loved ones may be able to gain from your advice. Your feelings might reveal a concern about a relationship. Your support and nurturing could make all the difference. Lucky Numbers: 13, 14, 23, 24, 33, 34.
Your ability to focus on your work may feel good. Family relations might be sensitive to your influences. Healing rays of energy that you project toward others could benefit everyone. Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 12, 21, 36, 42.
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Glassy finish: Tempered glass is known as safety glass. This heat-treated glass becomes much stronger than what is used in most windows of houses. Tempered glass breaks into oval pebbles, rather than sharp shards. Car rear windows are a good example of its use.
Sharing a kiss: The first actors to kiss on film were May Irwin and John Rice in a silent movie made by Thomas Edison in 1896. Called The Kiss, the film lasted for only about 20 seconds.
Rare beast: Due to a genetic mutation, a white tiger has white fur instead of the usual orange. Extremely rare in the wild, the white variety is a type of Bengal tiger that lives in Asian countries, such as India and China.
Onion tears: Slicing onions can make anyone cry. This happens because onions, when cut, release a chemical called syn-Propanethial S-oxide. When its gases float to the eye, the tear ducts work hard to get rid of the irritant.
Strike! In the game of 10-pin bowling, players use a heavy ball with three finger holes. This game was developed in the U.S. In 5-pin bowling, which was invented in Canada, players use smaller balls that fit in the hand. There is no need for finger holes.
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
Father: “If you don’t stop playing the saxophone, I’ll go crazy.”
Teen: “Too late, Dad, I stopped an hour ago.”
Two satellite dishes met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was brilliant.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
Father: “If you don’t stop playing the saxophone, I’ll go crazy.”
Teen: “Too late, Dad, I stopped an hour ago.”
Two satellite dishes met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was brilliant.
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. The Dalmatian 3. The lyrics 4. Femoral artery 5. Double
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Phone fiend: People collect lots of different things, like dolls, hats, and porcelain figurines. Not very many collectors choose old cell phones as their object of interest, but that’s what Sahabettin Ozcelik of Van province in eastern Turkey collects. Ozcelik is a cell phone repairman, and during his 20-odd years in business, he has seen a lot of different makes and models come and go. He has about 1,000 phones in his collection, and he used to have more before thieves broke in and stole some of them. He keeps them all in working order.
River zipper: Imagine a zipper being pulled by its tab while the fabric, with zipper teeth on both sides, opens up. Now imagine that the fabric is a sheet of still water and the pull tab is a boat. As the boat moves forward, its wake looks like a zipper opening up. Basically, that was the vision of Japanese designer Yasuhiro Suzuki when he designed a boat to look like a zipper’s pull-tab. He got the idea while watching a boat from an airplane window. He named his creation “Zip-Fastener Ship” and presented it at the 2020 Designart Tokyo, calling his installation “Opening the River.”
Uninvited visitor: Perhaps the deer was only looking for a quiet place to retire when it jumped through the glass in the door of an assisted living facility in the town of Selkirk, Manitoba (Canada). Once inside, though, the wild animal didn’t seem to want to lie down for a rest. Police were called to handle the situation, which occurred in the middle of the night. They were able to steer the skittish buck into a large, empty room, away from the area where residents live. Eventually, the animal found the open door and bounded through it to freedom.
Delicious stew: Those who have visited Brazil may be well aware that this South American country’s national dish is a stew called feijoada (feijoada completa). This hearty meal consists of smoked pork and flavourful black beans. Finding exact replicas of the dish throughout the country is difficult because families and dining establishments boast their own homemade recipes for the popular mealtime favourite. Flavourings for the dish may include onion, tomatoes, garlic, and coriander. Accompaniments might be green vegetables, rice, and oranges. It is often served for lunch on Saturdays.
“The principal ingredient in life is love.” - Unknown
“Harmony is pure love, for love is complete agreement.” - Lope de Vega
“Harmony is pure love, for love is complete agreement.” - Lope de Vega
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Custom Made Halloween Dolls & Decor: Contact Janine in Parksville at Rustictavernillustrations@gmail.com Find her on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter @Rustictavern
Rock & Gem Show: Hosted by the Parksville & District Rock & Gem Club. Held on Saturday, October 30, 9:30am-4:30pm & Sunday, October 31, 9:30am-4pm, at the Qualicum Beach Civic Centre.
Halloween Artisan Market: Saturday, October 30, 10am until 3pm at The Bradley Centre, 975 Shearme Rd, Coombs. Shop local artisans, trick or treat at vendors tables (while supplies last) & grab a snack from our kitchen. Mask mandatory, vaccine passports required.
Knox “Perfect Gift” Christmas Craft Fair: Sat., Nov. 6, 9:30– 3:30, Knox Church, 345 Pym St. Parksville. Covid-19 permitting, 75 vendors. Free admission, breakfast & lunch available.
The Qualicum Beach Family History Society Zoom General Meeting will be held Nov 17, 2021 @ 7:00 P.M. Please check our Speakers Series 2021/21 at www.qbfhs.ca/meetings-events/list . All Welcome
Global Village Nanaimo, Fair Trade, Non-Profit: Now open until December 24, 10am-5pm, Monday - Saturday. #580A - 2980 Island Hwy N., Nanaimo (Rock City Centre). Gifts, spices, coffee & tea, jewelry & more. For more information, please visit: www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
1. Lobsters were once called “the poor man’s protein” - T/F?
2. What is the capital of Syria?
3. What is geographically the largest country in Africa?
4. Astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon in 1967, 1968, or 1969?
5. A ziggurat is a type of pyramid or a species of rodent?
2. What is the capital of Syria?
3. What is geographically the largest country in Africa?
4. Astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon in 1967, 1968, or 1969?
5. A ziggurat is a type of pyramid or a species of rodent?
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