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Jan 17 - 23, 2022
Alberni Valley Edition
Big cell phone: When his newly purchased cell phone arrived on the doorstep in a large, unwieldy box, a young Thai man might have figured that something wasn’t quite right. The fellow had ordered the phone online because the price was so low. Unfortunately, he didn’t read the small print before adding it to his online cart and paying for it. What arrived at his house was definitely not the mobile phone he’d been waiting for. Instead, the box contained a coffee table. But the coffee table was shaped like a cell phone, complete with an on-off button and rose gold edging. The lesson here is to carefully check the details before buying!
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Big bug: A woman from Brisbane, Australia, got the shock of her life while on an outing in the surrounding area with her husband and grandson. Pam Taylor discovered the biggest moth she had ever seen on a tree branch. In fact, it was larger than her outstretched hand. She took a photo of the insect beside her hand and posted it on social media. Members of the Facebook group called Amateur Entomology Australia identified the moth as a giant wood moth scientifically known as Endoxyla cinereus. Viewers of the post were amazed at the sight of the beautiful insect, which is common in the eastern coastal areas of Australia, although the specimen found by Taylor was larger than most.
River house: The Loire River meanders its way through France and empties into the Bay of Biscay on the country’s Atlantic Ocean coastline. In the middle of this waterway near the town of Lavau-sur-Loire, a building is tilted and appears to have been caught in a flood. In reality, the structure is a large-scale work of art created by Jean-Luc Courcoult for the Estuaire Art Exhibition in 2007. Known as La maison dans la Loire (The House in the Loire), this building catches the attention of riverbank strollers. The building is secured to the riverbed so it won’t float away. At night, a light comes on in one of the windows, eerily glowing over the waterscape.
Timeline: Two islands in the Bering Sea belong to different countries: Big Diomede and Little Diomede. The former belongs to Russia and the latter to the United States. Although less than five kilometres (3.1 miles) apart, the time on Big Diomede Island is almost a full day ahead of that on Little Diomede Island. So, when it’s noon on a Thursday in Little Diomede, it’s 9 a.m. on Friday on Big Diomede. That’s because the International Date Line runs right between the two islands. So, if someone stands on Little Diomede (“Yesterday Island”) and looks west, toward Big Diomede (“Tomorrow Island”), they are looking into the future, and vice versa.
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” - James Howell
“No rule is so general, which admits not some exception.”
- Robert Burton
“No rule is so general, which admits not some exception.”
- Robert Burton
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Knit Your First Pair Of Socks! Come knit a pair of socks & you will be a sockaholic in no time! In this 4 week class we are going learn how to manage the double pointed needles, cast on, heel turns, instep & the tippy toe. Jan 22, 29, Feb 5, 12. Proof of vaccination for this class will be required. More info: 250-412-3738. Located, 4632 Elizabeth St.
Alberni Valley Curling Club presents Tim Horton’s Ladies Bonspiel, January 28-30. Entry is $300 per team. Guarantee 4 games, cash prizes for event winners, banquet Sat., night & Sun., breakfast. Register online at: www.albernicurling.com or email albernicurling@shaw.ca
If you need some TLC in the shape of a home-cooked lasagna for your family, no strings attached, visit www.lasagnalove.org request for more details.
UK Pension Transfers: Personal or Company pension left behind in the U.K? Contact us to discuss your options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. In what year did the U.S. federal government set up the Peace Corps?
2. One cup of chickpeas has a protein count of about how many grams?
3. What is a wordsmith?
4. The letters RDA on a bottle of vitamins stand for what?
5. What does the term nouveau riche mean?
2. One cup of chickpeas has a protein count of about how many grams?
3. What is a wordsmith?
4. The letters RDA on a bottle of vitamins stand for what?
5. What does the term nouveau riche mean?
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There may be an opportunity to present your ideas to others and solicit their cooperation. However, make sure that clear expectations are set for both parties or problems may arise later. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 13, 27, 30, 44.
If you have been subjected to sudden and/or unexpected events for a while, the situation may settle in the near future. What have you learned as a result of these experiences? Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 18, 28, 39, 31.
You may have the opportunity to be a catalyst for others in their journey. If you decide to manifest this potential, do so consciously and be sure to ask for their permission. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 11, 13, 19, 38.
Recent events may have shaken loose a longstanding pattern in your life. How do you want to take advantage of this change to move things forward in your life? Lucky numbers: 4, 29, 31, 34, 41, 46.
Leos can be the Pied Pipers of the zodiac. Your natural enthusiasm may attract followers to your cause. Just be sure your efforts result in a win-win for all involved. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 11, 34, 36.
At this time, there may be an opportunity for inner balance. If true, this is a good moment to explore any emotional issues keeping you from expressing your authentic self. Lucky numbers: 17, 24, 42, 44, 47, 48.
The circumstances surrounding you may encourage you to make an adjustment in some aspect of your life. Trust that making this change will be in your best, long-term interest. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 11, 15, 26, 40.
Continuing from last week, you may still be feeling overly busy and stressed. If so, it would be good to find a way to relax and lower your emotional temperature. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 9, 16, 33, 37.
You may feel it is finally time to deal with longstanding issues that have been holding you back. Find a role model in someone who has successfully navigated your challenge. Lucky numbers: 12, 29, 30, 33, 38, 42.
You may be having conflicting feelings about what you want. Try to understand what is motivating this discord so that you may formulate a solution that makes you happy. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 17, 24, 26, 48.
Your thought processes may be particularly quick and clever now. If you are experiencing this dynamic, utilize it to help with conversations where you need clear communication to prevent mishaps. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 12, 14, 15, 22.
Pisces sometimes have difficulty making sense of all the intuitive information they regularly receive from their environment. Now, though, things may begin to point more clearly in a particular direction. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 9, 13, 15, 24.
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Southern constellation: The Southern Cross, also called Crux, is a well-known constellation in the southern hemisphere. People living south of the equator can see it all night, all year round. The brightest star on the Southern Cross is called Acrux.
Best nest: One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest is a 1975 American movie starring Jack Nicholson. It won five Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor.
Song makers: Tim Rice’s full title is Sir Timothy Miles Bindon Rice. An English lyricist, he worked extensively with composer Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce music for many productions, including Jesus Christ Superstar and Evita.
No votes: From 1908 to 1912, The Anti-Suffragist magazine was published in the U.S. state of New York. At the time, women were advocating for the vote, and the editors of this magazine were opposed to the idea.
Dwarf planet: The first asteroid to be discovered was Ceres, a dwarf planet in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. It was discovered by Giuseppe Piazzi, an Italian astronomer, in 1801.
Ted: I know a monster with one eye called Cyclops.
Ned: What is his other eye called?
Patient, with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in one ear, and a banana in the other ear: “What’s the matter with me?”
Doctor: “You’re not eating properly.”
Why do cows cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome of those cookies over here. I’m hungry.
Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Ned: What is his other eye called?
Patient, with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in one ear, and a banana in the other ear: “What’s the matter with me?”
Doctor: “You’re not eating properly.”
Why do cows cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome of those cookies over here. I’m hungry.
Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Trivia Answers: 1. 1961 2. 10 to 15 3. Skillful writer 4. Recommended Dietary Allowance 5. New to wealth
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Wolf dog: Rottweilers may have a reputation for being fierce dogs, but they are not wolves. But some zookeepers in central China hoped that visitors wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. At the Xiangwushan Zoo in Xianning, Hubei province, the wolf enclosure was home to one of these domestic canines. An outraged visitor posted a photo of the Rottweiler on social media, and the zoo representatives had to explain the situation. They said the Rottweiler was actually a guard dog, and the wolf that was previously kept in the enclosure had passed away from old age. The zoo was ordered to remove the wolf enclosure sign so visitors wouldn’t be confused.
Demanding man: A middle-aged man with a law degree from England’s Oxford University seemed to think that his elderly parents owed him a living, and a good one at that. Faiz Siddiqui enjoyed a rent-free life in an expensive Hyde Park flat in London for 20 years, paid for by his parents, who also provided him with a generous weekly allowance. The older folks grew tired of it and wanted to cut off their support for their son. But the son didn’t want to let go of his lavish lifestyle, so he sued his Dubai-based parents. With an attitude like that, no wonder he hadn’t worked for a decade. His parents’ lawyers were fighting the claim in the Court of Appeal.
Flower power: An artist from Melbourne, Australia, works with a unique medium to produce realistic results. Michelle Nguyen is a sugar flower artist who makes amazingly true-to-life flowers from edible ingredients. She crafts all types of flowers, from peonies to poppies and roses to tulips, not overlooking any detail. The flowers she creates look like they have just been picked from the garden. She uses fondant and food colouring, so they are safe to eat, but who would want to devour these beautiful blossoms? Nguyen has won awards for her work, and she offers workshops to teach others about her techniques.
Antarctic treasure: More than half a century after losing his wallet in Antarctica, of all places, an American man got it back. Paul Grisham of San Diego, California, spent 13 months during the 1960s working on the southern continent as a Navy meteorologist. He realized at the time that he’d lost the billfold, but then completely forgot about it in later years. Someone found it behind a locker in 2014, and the search for Grisham began. Finally, amateur sleuths located him through social media, emails, and snail mail. Getting the wallet back thrilled the nonagenarian and his family. Inside were relics of his past, including his driver’s licence and his Navy ID.
“Truth is on the march and nothing can stop it.” - Émile Zola
“There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.”
- Christopher Morley
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Knit Your First Pair Of Socks! Come knit a pair of socks & you will be a sockaholic in no time! In this 4 week class we are going learn how to manage the double pointed needles, cast on, heel turns, instep & the tippy toe. Jan 22, 29, Feb 5, 12. Proof of vaccination for this class will be required. More info: 250-412-3738. Located, 4632 Elizabeth St.
Alberni Valley Curling Club presents Tim Horton’s Ladies Bonspiel, January 28-30. Entry is $300 per team. Guarantee 4 games, cash prizes for event winners, banquet Sat., night & Sun., breakfast. Register online at: www.albernicurling.com or email albernicurling@shaw.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal or Company pension left behind in the U.K? Contact us to discuss your options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. What is tempeh?
2. According to the Periodic Table of Elements, what is the symbol for copper - Co, Cp, or Cu?
3. What is a hyperbole?
4. Chick Corea is a well-known restaurant chain or a jazz musician?
5. On what Hawai’ian island would you find Pearl Harbor?
2. According to the Periodic Table of Elements, what is the symbol for copper - Co, Cp, or Cu?
3. What is a hyperbole?
4. Chick Corea is a well-known restaurant chain or a jazz musician?
5. On what Hawai’ian island would you find Pearl Harbor?
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You may feel angry or resentful about a recent personal slight. If so, focus on the underlying issue and see how you can initiate positive change for yourself and others. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 21, 22, 26, 35.
There is a potential you may receive information, however unwanted, about a parental conflict. If this applies to you, you may want to avoid taking one side or the other. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 24, 36, 37, 45.
You may feel a disconnect between your heart and mind about your role in a situation. What form of service will let you help others who need your skills and talents? Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 17, 21, 25, 32.
Something in your current environment may be coming to a conclusion now. You may enjoy a sense of balance between your ego and emotions that allows an emotional reset. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 12, 16, 32, 38.
Over the next few weeks, you may experience an increased level of communication to pitch your ideas and plans. If you encounter opposition, keep talking until you reach a compromise. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 12, 15, 32, 34.
There is an opportunity for you to understand more about who you are and what you value. Such information would encourage you to take action in alignment with your new understanding. Lucky numbers: 10, 17, 18, 21, 25, 47.
You may encounter new information about the life experiences of your father. Consider how this new knowledge can give you a different perspective on any issues in your relationship. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 13, 14, 19, 40.
The potential exists for you to be very busy, which may increase your stress level. If this happens, find a way to relax and avoid snapping at others. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 15, 22, 33, 43.
A lot of new information may come your way, particularly about your ideas and plans. The environment is in flux right now, though, so you may want to wait before taking action. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 15, 33, 41, 48.
The possibility exists that old structures in your life may begin to break down. Be patient, as any deconstruction you experience has the potential to pave the way for something new. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 11, 31, 35, 46.
The next few weeks may be stressful in small, mundane ways. For example, equipment may break down or there may be a communications mishap. Be patient and wait it out. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 10, 21, 21, 23.
You may feel restless and argumentative now. How can you channel that energy into action that expresses compassion to others and focuses on your higher purpose? Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 10, 18, 41, 42.
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Famous highway: Route 66, in the United States, was once nicknamed the “Main Street of America.” One of the first highways in the country built for the use of motor vehicles, it runs from Chicago, Illinois, to Los Angeles, California.
Flying high: Astronaut Neil Armstrong was the first human to set foot on the moon on July 20, 1969. His love of flying started at age 6 when he took his first ride in an airplane.
Famous nurse: Nurses are acknowledged on a special day that is celebrated around the world. International Nurses Day takes place on May 12. It marks the birthdate of Florence Nightingale, who is widely known as the founder of modern nursing.
Wee violin: An erhu is a kind of fiddle popular in China. It has two strings, usually tuned a fifth apart, that stretch over a small box covered with snakeskin at the front, and open at the back. It is played using a bow.
Water access: Located in southern Pakistan is the country’s capital city of Karachi. It is an Arabian seaport, which serves not only Pakistan, but also the landlocked country of Afghanistan.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dissenter. Dissenter who?
Dissenter fielder catches a lot of fly balls.
First farmer: Do you like raisin bread?
Second farmer: Can’t say. I’ve never raised it.
What do you get if you cross a small rodent with an oil can? A mouse that never squeaks again.
What do Wall Street cows invest in? Mootual Funds.
Why did the cat cross the road? To find out what those jokes are about.
Dissenter fielder catches a lot of fly balls.
First farmer: Do you like raisin bread?
Second farmer: Can’t say. I’ve never raised it.
What do you get if you cross a small rodent with an oil can? A mouse that never squeaks again.
What do Wall Street cows invest in? Mootual Funds.
Why did the cat cross the road? To find out what those jokes are about.
Trivia Answers: 1. Fermented soy 2. Cu 3. An overstatement 4. Jazz musician 5. Oahu
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Living on water: The Netherlands is known for an engineering ability that makes flood-prone areas livable. Waterbuurt-West is one of those creative ideas. Meaning “water quarter,” Waterbuurt is a subdivision of floating homes on Lake Eimer in Amsterdam’s IJburg development zone. There are more than 50 of these dwellings, which are actual homes, not houseboats. They won’t float away because they are anchored to steel mooring poles; they only move up and down, not sideways, when the tide changes. The material used is light steel and wood, and they have basic but attractive living areas, kitchens, and outdoor patios.
Close call: A man from Sparta, Tennessee (U.S.), almost missed a $1 million lottery prize. That’s because he dropped his ticket while running errands. Nick Slatten had discovered that his ticket was the winner, then he and his financée briefly celebrated before he continued with his day. Among his stops was an auto parts store. When he returned home, the ticket was gone. In a frantic search, he revisited every place he’d gone that day. Finally, his luck returned and he found the ticket on the ground in the parking lot of the auto shop. If it had been picked up by anyone else, the finder could have claimed it as their own and won the money.
Flying home: Own a small plane? Want to park it in your driveway? People in the U.S. in this situation could buy a home in one of several hundred airparks. These are subdivisions with a shared runway and wide streets, allowing plane owners to land close to home, then taxi their craft right to their driveway. Some homes may even have hangars instead of garages! Of course, people who live in these fly-in communities must be fairly wealthy, as the property and amenities are quite expensive. However, those who can afford it can hop into their plane and quickly and easily go wherever they’d like, instead of having to fight traffic on the way to a destination.
Fake plate: Why would someone want to make a fake licence plate for a vehicle? Perhaps they lost their actual plates, or maybe they can’t afford the insurance. Whatever the case, a man from Brantford, Ontario (Canada), must have had a reason for taking the chance of using fake plates. This man used a diaper box as his raw material. He cut a piece of cardboard to the dimensions of an Ontario licence plate, then he printed out what looked like the markings of a plate, complete with a licence number. Unfortunately for him, he was pulled over by police and taken to task for the forgery.
“Variety’s the very spice of life.” - William Cowper
“Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.”
- Wilson Mizne
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Christmas Tree Recycling: Event held by Event by KidSport Port Alberni on Sunday, January 2, 10am-4pm, 4255 Wallace St. Drop-off your Christmas trees (by donation) to be chipped & used in the City of Port Alberni Parks Department’s composting program. All proceeds stay in the Alberni Valley to ensure local youth can participate in registered sport. #SoALLkidscanplay
Toastmasters - The Arbutus Toastmasters Club in Parksville BC meets every Monday from 7-9pm (except statutory holidays). All welcome. arbutus.toastmastersclubs.org
Attention Quilters - We Need You! Quilts are desperately needed for our injured Canadian Military Members, especially during this Covid crisis. Anyone interested in helping out with this shortage, please contact me: lynn.carroll@quiltsofvalour.ca or www.quiltsofvalour.ca
UK Pension Transfers: Personal or Company pension left behind in the U.K? Contact us to discuss your options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or mark@sterlingadvisory.com
1. In what country did tai chi originate?
2. What are beavers known for building?
3. Which well-known franchise developed the Misty Freeze?
4. Finish this phrase: “Don’t cry over spilled ___.”
5. An arborist specializes in what?
2. What are beavers known for building?
3. Which well-known franchise developed the Misty Freeze?
4. Finish this phrase: “Don’t cry over spilled ___.”
5. An arborist specializes in what?
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People or circumstances may be causing frustration in your life. The best way to address this is to assess how to use information provided by them to improve your plans. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 17, 36, 37, 39.
This may be a good time to focus on nurturing yourself rather than focusing on the needs of others. There is the potential for improving your self-confidence and image. Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 22, 33, 43, 47.
There may be a conflict surrounding what you feel your purpose is and how to achieve it. Perhaps scaling back your ambition will lessen any tension you are experiencing now. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 33, 35, 39, 41.
Yours is a sign that often gives priority to others. However, you may now feel that your own needs and ambitions should be the priority. If so, honour those feelings. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 10, 17, 28, 38.
Leo sometimes finds it difficult to toe the line to bring projects to completion. Especially right now, you may need to dig deep and put in extra effort to succeed. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 10, 12, 25, 31.
The new year can provide a blank slate for change. The energy now can take you in several different directions. Choose the path that is most authentic for you. Lucky numbers: 8, 20, 30, 40, 47, 48.
The potential to be more grounded is in play now. This can help ease any existing challenges for a while, so you can work toward accomplishing your objectives. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 18, 22, 38, 43.
You may experience sudden and/or unexpected insights about your professional calling. Any changes that you look to make as a result may take a while, so just be patient. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 24, 25, 41, 48.
The circumstances surrounding you may be focused on how you see yourself. If this is true for you, work to strengthen the fire that is the core of your being. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 10, 23, 29, 34.
The astrological environment has a lot of Capricorn energy right now. As a result, you may be restless about one or more areas of your life, including your profession or relationships. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 25, 29, 35, 36.
Your heightened ability to intuitively gather information continues strongly this week. However, be aware of how your feelings over the next few days may colour what you see or hear. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 7, 36, 41, 46.
The end of the week may be focused on a romantic relationship. You may have important insights, but may want to wait a bit before acting on what you learn. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 14, 21, 22, 35.
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Drumbeat: People in North African, Central Asian, and Middle Eastern countries are likely to be familiar with the darabukka. This small drum is shaped like a goblet and made of clay or wood.
Right side: The appendix is a thin, finger-shaped tube located where the small intestine meets the large intestine, on the right side of the abdomen. Its exact purpose is not clear. If the appendix becomes inflamed, the condition is known as appendicitis.
Great book: The Great Gatsby was the third novel by American writer F. Scott Fitzgerald. One of the movies made from the book starred Robert Redford and Mia Farrow (1974) and another starred Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan (2013).
Famous city: The capital city of Ukraine is Kyiv, which can also be spelled Kiev. It is a port city located on the Dnieper River. It is home to the green- and gold-domed St. Sophia Cathedral, built in the 11th century.
Great Red Spot: Jupiter, the fifth planet from the sun, has a feature called Great Red Spot. It is a storm system that has a reddish tinge. It is oval and is over 16,000 kilometres (9,942 mi.) wide. It can be seen from Earth through telescopes.
Little Pete: Ouch! My new shoes hurt me!
Big Pete: They are on the wrong feet!
Little Pete: But I don’t have any other feet!
Big Pete: They are on the wrong feet!
Little Pete: But I don’t have any other feet!
Why did Dracula take cough medicine? He was coffin.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why can’t bananas grow any longer? Because they’re long enough already.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.
Trivia Answers: 1. China 2. Dams 3. Dairy Queen 4. Milk 5. Trees
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Feathery feat: Artists use many different mediums to craft their work, but pigeon feathers are not often the choice of material. That’s what Kate MccGwire of London, England, used to create an art installation called “Discharge.” With about 10,000 gray and white feathers, which she considers to be overlooked material, she made what appears to be a huge outflow of liquid emerging from the top of a library bookcase. Where the “flow” hits the floor, more pigeon feathers form what looks like a churning pool. The piece stands five metres high (16.4 feet) and is part of a larger exhibition.
Quiet work spot: Those who want to find a private place to work in Japan now have an option. Whether they want to get out of their noisy home or do some work while waiting for a flight, they can book a Telecube. These small pods are about the size of a phone booth (remember them?), and they are becoming more and more available. The comfortable little booths are soundproof and have everything a worker needs, including a desk, a place to sit, power outlets, and video conferencing software. And if a user has difficulty with any of the technology, a support service is available around the clock to help.
Leaning towers: Most people have heard of the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy, but the leaning towers of Santos may not be quite as well known. Santos is a city located on shore of the Atlantic Ocean, southwest of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Many of the hundreds of buildings in its skyline lean to one side. Some lean a tiny bit, not visible to the naked eye, but others are noticeably tilted by as much as a few feet. The buildings lean because building codes were more lax when these towers were constructed, compared to today, and foundations were not as deep. However, authorities claim these leaning towers are not in danger of falling over.
Castle hotel: European-style fairy castles aren’t a common sight in China. But visitors to the Wanfeng Lake Castle (also called Jilong Castle Country Club), on Wanfeng Lake in Guizhou province, can enjoy a bit of European atmosphere. This castle-like, luxury hotel, which was built in 2011, is complete with a bridge connecting the island resort to the mainland. Wenfeng Lake is surrounded by jungle and foliage-covered peaks. The resort boasts a spa and entertainment club, as well as conference and dining rooms. Guest rooms offer views of the beautiful lake. This castle hotel is reminiscent of the famous Neuschwanstein Castle, near Füssen, Bavaria, Germany.
“Ask the young: they know everything!” - Joseph Joubert
“There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.” - Graham Greene
“There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.” - Graham Greene
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McLean Mill Lights up for the Holidays! Festival of Trees returns to raise funds for BC Children’s Hospital. The national historic site is bringing back its Heritage Light-Up event Dec. 17, 18 & 19. Live music every night & Santa will be on site for photo opportunities. The event will have a timed entry system & reservations. For info or to reserve, visit: www.mcleanmill.ca
Milner Christmas Magic: December 17-19. Entry by donation 5 to 8pm, with viewing until 8:30pm. 2179 West Island Hwy Qualicum Beach. For info: milnergardens.viu.ca/special-events
Winter Wonderland Returns to the Alberni Valley: Various local businesses & organizations have sponsored free skating sessions at the Coulson Rink, which has been transformed into a West Coast winter wonderland with festive lights & Christmas trees. Participants of all ages will be able to enjoy free admission & skate rentals until Dec. 26. Proof of double-vaccination required for all participants & spectators aged 12 and older, following provincial health orders. Government-issued photo ID is also required for those 19 and older. For more info, visit: www.playinpa.ca
1. What is the total pounds of lunar rocks and soil brought back to Earth by the Apollo crews?
2. Zubin Mehta is a famous physician, conductor, or CEO?
3. Jim Nabors played what character in the TV sitcom Mayberry R.F.D?
4. What is the surname of “Peanuts” comic characters Lucy and Linus?
5. The Scottish dish called champit tatties primarily consists of what vegetable?
2. Zubin Mehta is a famous physician, conductor, or CEO?
3. Jim Nabors played what character in the TV sitcom Mayberry R.F.D?
4. What is the surname of “Peanuts” comic characters Lucy and Linus?
5. The Scottish dish called champit tatties primarily consists of what vegetable?
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Aries can be big thinkers at times, and their lofty ideas don’t always get fulfilled. However, for the next few weeks, hard work may help you achieve your ambitious goals. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 16, 22, 39, 48.
Sudden and unexpected changes may happen. You may also come up with some new ideas. If so, perhaps a friend can help you take advantage of the opportunity they offer. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 13, 15, 41, 42.
Be aware that the concept of “mother” may become a focus in the near future. If so, this may refer to your role as a mother or as a child. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 15, 42, 43, 45.
For the next few days, you may want to nest in your home. This can manifest in ways such as a desire to cook a delicious meal or to redecorate. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 17, 25, 34, 44.
During this time, you may be attending a lot of social events. If so, simply focus on having fun. Skip conversations on hot button topics such as politics. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 16, 18, 29, 48.
Some Virgos have a strong perfectionist streak. If this describes you, take a deep breath during this time. Not everything has to be perfect to enjoy yourself. Lucky numbers: 1, 13, 16, 22, 28, 48.
You may be thinking about your role in the world. If so, think outside the box about how the Libra talent for artistic and creative endeavours may apply to you. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 30, 38, 40, 48.
Scorpios have the potential to see below the surface of people and situations. Is this true for you? If so, the opportunity exists to see this ability in a different light. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 4, 17, 29, 35.
Over the next few weeks, you may experience a lot of frustration. If so, be careful about getting angry. Wait it out and things may improve on their own. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 18, 29, 34, 37.
The Sun returns to your sign. Any relationship issues may ease, even if they are not resolved. You may find that you want to focus now on your career or business. Lucky numbers: 4, 22, 23, 25, 43, 45.
You may continue to be in a period of seeking new experiences. However, the potential now exists for the environment to shift in an unexpected direction. Examine your options carefully. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 18, 25, 43, 45.
You have an opportunity for the next 7-10 days to receive concrete information. It can help you ground your ideas, so they can be manifested more easily than usual. Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 16, 19, 41, 48.
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Long road: The Trans-Canada Highway in Canada runs east-west across the whole country, from Victoria, British Columbia, on the Pacific coast to St. John’s, Newfoundland, on the Atlantic coast. It is 7,820 kilometres (4,860 mi.) long.
Verbal cues: Writers who employ onomatopoeias are using words that, when read aloud, make the sound of what is being described. Examples include “splash,” “hiss,” and “achoo.”
Sound device: More often used today as a toy or novelty item, a bullroarer is a device once used in rituals and for communication in various countries around the world. It is a flat piece of wood that makes low-pitched, howling sounds when whirled on a cord.
Ear wiggling: The outer ear, which is the part that is visible, is called the auricle or the pinna. It is usually immobile, but some people can move their ears a little bit.
Marriage material: Superstar American singer Madonna has been married to two men in show business. She was married to American actor Sean Penn from 1985 to 1989. In 2000, she married British director Guy Ritchie. They divorced in 2008.
Girl: What are you reading? Boy: A mystery.
Girl: But that is a math book. Boy: Yes, it’s a mystery to me.
Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind.
What do you call a sheep that squeals on her pals? Ewe dirty rat.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this mooing?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Girl: But that is a math book. Boy: Yes, it’s a mystery to me.
Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind.
What do you call a sheep that squeals on her pals? Ewe dirty rat.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this mooing?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Trivia Answers: 1. 842 lbs. 2. Conductor 3. Gomer Pyle 4. Van Pelt
5. Mashed potatoes
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Wooden rug: A Spanish artist found a way to use her talent, express her feelings about her difficult upbringing, and provide an interesting and intricate piece to amaze viewers. Selva Aparicio used a wooden floor as her medium. Her finished piece is a rug that she carved into the wood. She calls it “Childhood Memories,” and it contains designs that reveal her journey growing up in a chaotic household. The rug carving is elaborate and is complete with fringe on the ends and an overall design that appears to be that of an actual traditional Persian carpet, until the viewer takes a closer look. (click the image to see her "rug")
Doing nothing: People don’t often have jobs doing nothing, but that’s exactly what Shoji Morimoto of Japan does, and he gets paid for it. Morimoto himself came up with the idea for the dream job by advertising his services. He offered to make himself available to anyone who wanted company. Since posting his ad in 2018, the married father has been hired about 3,000 times to simply sit and listen to people talk. Or he might stand in a line for someone, accompany the person on a walk, or pose for a photo. Basically, he eases people’s loneliness without having to be a friend or even an acquaintance.
Cold spot: To someone living in a warm climate, -50° Celsius (-58° Fahrenheit) is unimaginable. But folks living in Oymyakon, Siberia, Russia, don’t even flinch at the thought of that kind of cold. Known as the Pole of Cold, not even children mind the frostiness of this place in the winter. Kids in grades one to five keep going to school, many of them walking from their homes, until the temperature hits -52° C (-61.6° F). At that point, school officials officially close the doors of the learning institution until the mercury creeps back up to a more balmy level.
Gaming costs: If odd charges keep appearing on a credit card bill, the card holder usually assumes they are mistakes, at best, and fraud at worst. But what if the charges were actually being amassed by the card holder’s young child? That’s exactly what happened to Jessica Johnson of Wilton, Connecticut (U.S.). She didn’t realize that her young son was regularly playing a video game and was charging her card when he needed booster packs to play. Johnson called her bank when she started noticing the charges, but the total amount hit more than $16,000 (USD) before her investigations revealed the culprit.
“Truth, crushed to earth, shall rise again.” - William Cullen Bryant
“A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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McLean Mill Lights up for the Holidays! Festival of Trees returns to raise funds for BC Children’s Hospital. The national historic site is bringing back its Heritage Light-Up event for three weekends in December: Dec. 11 & 12; Dec. 17, 18 & 19. Live music every night & Santa will be on site for photo opportunities. The event will have a timed entry system & reservations. For info or to reserve, visit: www.mcleanmill.ca
Milner Christmas Magic: December 10-12 & 17-19. Entry by donation 5 to 8pm, with viewing until 8:30pm. 2179 West Island Hwy Qualicum Beach. For info: milnergardens.viu.ca/special-events
Winter Wonderland Returns to the Alberni Valley: Various local businesses & organizations have sponsored free skating sessions at the Coulson Rink, which has been transformed into a West Coast winter wonderland with festive lights & Christmas trees. Participants of all ages will be able to enjoy free admission & skate rentals until Dec. 26. Proof of double-vaccination required for all participants & spectators aged 12 and older, following provincial health orders. Government-issued photo ID is also required for those 19 and older. For more info, visit: www.playinpa.ca
1. In the U.S., where will you find The Painted Desert?
2. Cass Elliot, Denny Doherty, and Michelle and John Phillips were members of what musical group?
3. If you are flummoxed, how are you feeling?
4. How many months of the year have 28 days?
5. What does SASE stand for?
2. Cass Elliot, Denny Doherty, and Michelle and John Phillips were members of what musical group?
3. If you are flummoxed, how are you feeling?
4. How many months of the year have 28 days?
5. What does SASE stand for?
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You may feel highly emotional early this week. If so, it is better not to act impulsively. By waiting a few days, your actions may have a better outcome. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 21, 23, 41, 46.
There is an opportunity for you to patiently pursue your goals right now. Taking advantage of this energy can put you in good stead if there is future turbulence. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 15, 16, 24, 31.
It may be best to finish current projects rather than starting new ones. If you are having an issue with your sibling, it may be a good time for open communication. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 15, 19, 34, 36.
Your sign has a talent for nurturing others. However, you may need to set boundaries for a while with anyone who asks for too much of your time and energy. Lucky numbers: 11, 28, 35, 37, 41, 45.
You may feel restricted or that you are coming up against opposition from others. If so, wait a bit longer or see how a reasonable compromise can break through the obstacles. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 7, 13, 35, 42.
An old issue in your personal relationships may surface. If so, there is a potential opportunity for successfully resolving the problem. To do so will require patience and hard work. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 7, 16, 19, 40.
This time may provide a good opportunity to let go of the past, so that healing can move forward. To do so, focus on identifying the source of the original wound. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 13, 15, 20, 21.
If you are feeling frustrated about a lack of progress, take a deep breath and be patient. You may find that any obstacles will ease in a short period of time. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 8, 19, 33, 45.
You may find that you are no longer certain about your beliefs and values. If so, think about what caused this situation and it may point the way to a resolution. Lucky numbers: 18, 23, 33, 39, 43, 46.
There is an opportunity now to focus on improving your career or business. Seek out others who can help and have a serious conversation about steps needed to do so. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 13, 18, 21, 46.
You may feel that there is an opportunity at this time for new experiences. If you approach new situations with optimism, there is the possibility for a successful result. Lucky numbers: 1, 19, 22, 25, 31, 32.
An opportunity may arise now to begin to transform some aspect of your life. The process may be slow and tedious at times, but can provide a great sense of satisfaction. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 15, 43, 45, 47.
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One use: A “nonce” word is one that is made up for a specific occasion.
One very famous example of a nonce word is
“supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” from the Walt Disney
film Mary Poppins.
Muscle type: A muscle that pulls a limb away from the midline of the body, or away from a neighbouring limb, is called an abductor muscle. For example, abductor muscles are used to spread fingers or toes and to raise arms to the side of the body.
Natural talent: American singer Aretha Franklin, whose hit song “Respect” is well known, could not read music. She taught herself to play piano, and she played by ear.
Not thirsty: People with adipsia don’t feel the sensation of being thirsty, even if they are dehydrated, because the thirst centre in the brain has been damaged. Those with adipsia need to train themselves to drink fluids to avoid dehydration.
Big horn: A buisine was a type of trumpet that was common in Europe in the Middle Ages. These instruments were about two metres (6.56 ft.) long and were used in ceremonies and for military purposes. Eventually, the buisine was used in musical pieces.
Ike: Did you hear what happened at the flea circus?
Mike: No, what happened?
Ike: A dog came by and stole the show.
What kind of candies do mummies eat after dinner? Parch mints.
What do you get if you cross a racehorse with a giraffe? Something that wins a lot of races by a neck.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sofa? Sofa who? Sofa, so good.
Did you hear about the girl who went to the beach and baked herself under the hot sun for six hours? She wanted to be the toast of the town.
Mike: No, what happened?
Ike: A dog came by and stole the show.
What kind of candies do mummies eat after dinner? Parch mints.
What do you get if you cross a racehorse with a giraffe? Something that wins a lot of races by a neck.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sofa? Sofa who? Sofa, so good.
Did you hear about the girl who went to the beach and baked herself under the hot sun for six hours? She wanted to be the toast of the town.
Trivia Answers: 1. Arizona 2. The Mamas & The Papas 3. Bewildered
4. 12 5. Self-addressed, stamped envelope
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Staying fresh: Imagine buying grapes at the grocery store and being able to keep them fresh for several months. Farmers in Afghanistan employ an age-old method to do just that. It’s called gangina, a technique that involves using two layers of wet soil as a container for the fruit. The soil, which is formed into the shape of a saucer, is dried in the sun, and the grapes are sealed inside. The airtight saucer is then stored in a cool place, sometimes even underground. The fresh grapes placed inside the container must not be spoiled, squashed, or broken, or the rest of the healthy grapes will spoil as well.
Tiny fruit: Coconuts, those large balls with the brown shells and the white milk and meat hidden inside, bring thoughts of warm climes and interesting cuisine. But big, familiar coconuts aren’t the only variety available. A relative of the coconut is the coquito. This marble-sized fruit is also called pigmy coconut or dwarf coconut, and grows on Jubaea chilensis palm trees that are common in Chile. Unlike the fruit, these trees are huge and can live for many decades. The tiny fruit looks and tastes like its bigger counterpart, but doesn’t have milk inside the shell. A coquito can be used in a variety of dishes, including desserts, snacks, and drinks.
Wild chickens: There are feral cats and there are feral dogs, but feral chickens? On the Hawaiian island of Kauai (U.S.), these wild birds do, indeed, exist. They can be found everywhere, from the beach to the street to parking lots, which is an odd sight for visitors who are accustomed to seeing chickens in chicken coops. According to the locals, these free-roaming chickens and roosters came into existence after two hurricanes in the 1980s and 1990s wrecked the coops. The homeless domestic birds then mated with other wild fowl already on the island, leading to a poultry population boom.
Water tower home: Lots of people make homes out of abandoned buildings, such as old churches or schoolhouses. But a pair of cousins from Nieuw-Lekkerland, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, made a unique transformation. They turned an unused water tower into a home. The cousins are Sven and Lennart de Jong, who lived near the tower as children. When the tower came on the real estate market, they bought it, then spent 10 years making it into beautiful living quarters with their own hands. In the middle of the renovation, they both met and married their spouses, both of whom loved the idea. Now, the two couples and their children each have their own living spaces in their distinctive home.
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“Common sense is not so common.” - Voltaire
“The whole secret of the study of nature lies in learning how to use one’s eyes.” - George Sand
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Milner Christmas Magic: December 3-5, 10-12 & 17-19. Entry by donation 5 to 8pm, with viewing until 8:30pm. 2179 West Island Hwy Qualicum Beach. For info: milnergardens.viu.ca/special-events
Coombs Country Christmas: 2 days, 2 venues & over 80 local vendors! Bradley Centre & the Coombs Fairgrounds are hosting ‘Coombs Country Christmas’. Shop the Bradley Centre, 10am-3pm & Coombs Fairgrounds, 10am-4pm on Dec. 4th & 5th. Proof of vaccination required.
1. Honus Wagner was a famous basketball, soccer, or baseball star?
2. Jellyfish are 95% water - T/F?
3. Grape Nuts cereal was created by Charles Post in 1897, 1920, or 1950?
4. What is a sailor’s emergency signal?
5. Orange is the combination of what two colours?
2. Jellyfish are 95% water - T/F?
3. Grape Nuts cereal was created by Charles Post in 1897, 1920, or 1950?
4. What is a sailor’s emergency signal?
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You may have a strong drive to take a big risk to go after what you desire. It may be better to develop a strategy rather than making an impulsive move. Lucky numbers: 3, 29, 30, 43, 45, 46.
You may feel stymied in your efforts right now. Have a discussion with those you trust on where an adjustment in your plans could give you a better result. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 22, 25, 27.
Your usual ability to readily pick up information from your environment may be on the fritz right now. If so, you will need discernment in your judgment of upcoming situations. Lucky numbers: 4, 9, 23, 24, 37, 45.
You may be currently focused on how best to keep the home fires burning smoothly. Think through where your viewpoint may need to be changed to achieve this outcome. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 6, 10, 40, 45.
You may easily communicate your ideas to others. However, don’t self-identify so strongly with those ideas that you end up arguing with others. Listen to their viewpoints as well. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 21, 23, 25, 35.
You may be uncertain about what you want in a situation. If so, decide what next step is best in alignment with your heart’s desire, and the uncertainty should recede. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 20, 23, 38, 46.
You may be experiencing a calm, smooth environment right now. If so, you may want to take this opportunity to expand outside of your comfort zone to do something different. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 7, 19, 22, 27.
Your plans may not be manifesting as you hoped. If so, be careful of getting angry, which may only make matters worse. Better to wait and reassess the situation. Lucky numbers: 2, 14, 18, 19, 35, 42.
This time holds a potential for achieving your deeply felt hopes and wishes. To do so, let go of any old karmic patterns and beliefs that are holding you back. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 18, 23, 31, 43.
A focus on your relationships may be ongoing. If so, be aware of your emotions and feelings. How are they influencing your interactions with others? What changes need to be made? Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 14, 35, 36, 46.
Your focus may be on how to improve the lives of others. If so, you may need to wait a bit before the conflicting elements of your plan come together. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 11, 14, 18, 48.
Your energy level may be low, leaving you feeling tired. If so, think of where you can reduce your commitments so that you can lower stress and get more rest. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 7, 25, 36, 48.
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Rock star: British rock star Rod Stewart was born in London, England, in 1945. He was involved in several bands during his youth, including the Jeff Beck Group and The Faces, before becoming a solo artist with such singles as “Maggie May” and “Tonight’s the Night.”
Ouchy elbow: Tennis elbow, or lateral epicondylitis, means the forearm muscles are being overused, causing damage and pain in the tendons. The condition is caused by repetitive motions, such as painting, repeatedly using a tool and, yes, playing tennis.
Lovely linen: Many people may wonder where the linen fabric in their sheets, suits, and napkins originates. This fabric comes from the flax plant. Its fibres are woven to make a durable, moisture-resistant material.
Tough game: While most people are familiar with 5-pin and 10-pin bowling, there is also a game called candlepin bowling. The pins in this game are tall and slender and are frustratingly hard to knock over with the small bowling balls used in the game.
Migrating mammals: Another name for the wildebeest is the gnu. These hooved mammals live in the open plains of Africa, such as the Serengeti. They eat grasses and seasonally migrate to find food.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a piece of furniture? An arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, armchair.
Instructor: What is the most common reason for dry skin?
Medical student: Towels.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hiatus. Hiatus who? Hiatus lunch and now the school bully is after me.
Where did the smart cat go to school? Purr-due.
Why did Dracula run out of the garden? He saw sunflowers coming up.
Trivia Answers: 1. Baseball star 2. True 3. 1897 4. SOS 5. Red and yellow
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Noisy home: Living beside a busy highway isn’t most people’s idea of peace and quiet. A woman in Guangdong province, northwest of Hong Kong, doesn’t seem to care about that. Known as Ms. Liang, the woman refused to take a payout from the government to sell her house so the Haizhuyong Bridge in the city of Guangzhou could be built. Many other homeowners and businesses took the compensation, and the construction proceeded. To accommodate the house, which is located in a pit, four lanes of traffic had to be split to go around it.
Rare pasta: The island of Sardinia, Italy, is home to the rarest pasta in the world. Called su filindeu, which means “the threads of God,” this pasta has been made for centuries to feed pilgrims who pass through the area. Today, however, not many people know how to make by hand the slimmer-than-angel-hair threads of pasta from semolina flour, water, and salt. One of those people is 60-something-year-old Paola Abraini, whose niece and sister-in-law also know the tricks of the trade. Abraini wants to teach others before making the noodle becomes a lost art, but su filindeu is so arduous to create, that few will step up to the challenge. Su filindeu could be called an “endangered pasta.”
Attic antics: No one wants to discover that a stranger might have taken refuge in their home’s attic, but that’s just what happened to Monica Green of Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia. The mother of three had noticed a few signs that something might be awry, such as missing food and a disabled security system. But one day, she arrived home to find the door open, the TV on, and a plate of food on the kitchen table. She called the cops, and they discovered that someone had been living in the attic, possibly for as long as three weeks. Green has changed the locks, but still feels a little weird knowing that a stranger had been hiding in her attic for a while.
Try, try again: No matter where one lives, getting a driver’s licence is a rite of passage for most people. The trouble is that many fail the test the first time (or even the second or third time) before finally gaining the right to drive. But for a man in England, the third time trying his driving theory test was just the beginning of his attempts. He finally managed to pass the test after failing it 157 times. These many efforts made quite a hole in the man’s bank account; trying, and trying again, cost him over £3,000. His next step was getting through the practical exam. Hopefully he’s better at actually driving than at the written test.
“To be awake is to be alive.” - Henry David Thoreau
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” - James Baldwin
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” - James Baldwin