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Feb 28 - March 6, 2022
Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Muffin madness: A neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, is known for its Siamese-Portuguese culture. In the area called Kudeejeen, residents and visitors can enjoy a special treat that can be found in a small number of local bakeries. This is the khanom farang Kudeejeen, or the Kudeejeen “foreigner cake.” Made from eggs, wheat flour, and sugar, these muffins provide a satisfying crunch on the outside that gives way to a fluffy interior. Little pieces of dried fruit, such as raisins, adorn. The origins of this treat date back 250 years to the time when Portuguese settlers arrived in the area.
Dangerous road: A particular road in France is respected by the locals, who know how and when to safely travel on it. Called Passage du Gois, it connects the town of Beauvoir-sur-Mer on the eastern mainland to Île de Noirmoutier. The road is dangerous to use because it floods twice a day. If travellers are halfway across this approximately 4.5-kilometre (2.8-mile) road when the tidewater flows, they may face the danger of being submerged. Digital signs warn drivers about timing and conditions, and rescue towers are available in case people get caught in the middle.
Floating Forest: Homebush Bay in Sydney, Australia, has seen many retired ships pass through on their way to be disassembled. One, however, was saved from the wrecking ball. Called the SS Ayrfield, it still floats in this harbour today, and it is quite a sight. The rusted hull may not be pretty by itself, but the ship has been abandoned for so long that vegetation grows from it, and it has become known as the Floating Forest. Originally called the Corrimal, it was built in 1911 and was used as a transport ship. Visiting the ship is free, and it has become a popular tourist attraction for locals, visitors, and photographers.
Wandering moose: If you are a moose looking for a new home, why wouldn’t you trot up and down the streets of a town? That’s what a 400-kilogram (900-pound) male moose did in Centreville, Utah (U.S.). The young bull ventured into the town early one morning, just as everyone was waking up and heading out for a jog or to walk a dog. These big male moose can be dangerous creatures if frightened, so someone called the police and the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources. The police and biologists were able to tranquillize the visitor and transport him safely back to the wilderness.
“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”- George S. Patten
“We seek the truth and will endure the consequences.”
- Charles Seymour
“We seek the truth and will endure the consequences.”
- Charles Seymour
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
St. Andrews United Church: Shrove Tuesday - Ash Wednesday celebration in the Church Hall, March 1, 5:30pm, supper & service. 311 Fitzwilliam St. Call: 250-753-1924.
Orchid Show, ‘Spring Treasures’: Hosted by Central Vancouver Island Orchid Society at Nanaimo North Town Centre, March 4-6. Orchid displays & vendors, silent auction, judging by the American Orchid Society. Potting
Workshops by donation. Info: www.cvios.org or call Valerie at 250-937-7143.
Nanaimo Home, Reno & Decor Show: March 4, 5 & 6, Beban Park. Fri., 1-6pm; Sat., 9:30-5:30pm; Sun., 10am-4pm. The ultimate one stop shop. Info: homeshowtime.com Free admission.
VIU ElderCollege Saturday Speakers Series present ‘How & Why I Came To Possess Meares Island’, March 5, 10am, online via Zoom. Info: 1-866-734-6252 or visit: adm.viu.ca/eldercollege/saturday-speakers-series
Boating Education: Marine Weather Virtual Seminar by Nanaimo Power & Sail Squadron. 3 sessions: March 8, 15, 22. For info call Roger 1-604-209-7649 or visit: www.nps-cps.ca/west-coast-weather-seminar
Find Your Voice & Learn to Speak with Confidence: Whether you have a presentation to make or if you just find overall communication a challenge, Toastmasters is the answer! Contact: info@d21toastmasters.org
Virtual Job Search & Career Planning Services: Let Brenda Race assist you! Professional, positive & personalized Career Coach. Call 236-897-0690 or email: Brenda@BrendaRace.ca
Enjoy Cooking? LasagnaLove needs volunteers in Nanaimo to cook & deliver lasagna to families in need across our community. For more information visit: www.lasagnalove.org/volunteer for more details.
Nanaimo Lions Club: offers free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena from 12 noon to 1.30 pm to the end of March (please note early start at 11.30 AM on March 6 and 20)
1. The fifth planet from the sun is Mars, Saturn, or Jupiter?
2. What is progeria?
3. A hockey rink might use what type of machinery to smooth its ice surface?
4. Officially used by the APCO in radio transmission, what does the code “10-4” mean?
5. What type of sporting equipment would Olympic gold medallist Lindsey Vonn use?
2. What is progeria?
3. A hockey rink might use what type of machinery to smooth its ice surface?
4. Officially used by the APCO in radio transmission, what does the code “10-4” mean?
5. What type of sporting equipment would Olympic gold medallist Lindsey Vonn use?
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At the end of the week, you may experience a reset in your emotional view of life. Perhaps you should use this opportunity to address any issues at home. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 22, 31, 32, 45.
The astrological environment now offers you the potential to manifest your unique personality. When you can relax and be yourself, there is an opportunity to interact successfully with others. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 8, 23, 25, 47.
You may be in an energetic period where you are laser-focused on taking action to achieve your goals. However, showing empathy toward yourself and others is important as well. Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 18, 26, 30, 37.
Feeling a conflict between what you want for yourself and a desire to be of service to others? Find a positive outlet to reduce stress and explore your spiritual side. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 12, 14, 18, 27.
You may feel a lack of emotional and mental balance at the beginning of the week. Arguing with others won’t help. Instead, think through the underlying cause of the issue. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 17, 24, 45, 47.
If you have been feeling discouraged, there is an opportunity now for a positive emotional recharge. Be careful, though, not to see-saw too far the other way and overreach. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 32, 33, 35, 39.
Does it seem that you have been engaged in conflict recently? Use the volatility you may be experiencing to bring information to the surface, in order to address old issues. Lucky numbers: 1, 12, 21, 25, 26, 41.
Sudden or unexpected events may point you in the direction of a new purpose for your life. An adjustment in your view might be needed to follow this new path. Lucky numbers: 15, 17, 20, 26, 30, 43.
Are you tempted to buy something extravagant? You may want to think through the deeper meaning of this itch and do something that will have a more positive impact on your life. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 19, 31, 36.
During the last few weeks, you may have been focused on relationships & exploring uncomfortable emotions. This situation should ease soon, so be careful about making any unconscious choices right now. Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 23, 31, 46, 47.
Mental work may be fairly easy now, with your thoughts focused and disciplined. Just don’t dwell on any setbacks or be overly critical of yourself and others. Lucky numbers: 4, 14, 22, 30, 39, 48.
Every decade or so, each of us is given an opportunity for renewed optimism and confidence to help set a new path. This may be yours, so how do you want to use it? Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 23, 34, 44, 47.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 30.
Beautiful place: In Mozambique, Bazaruto Archipelago is a beautiful national park. Located off the coast, the park consists of five main islands that are home to many types of wildlife. Visitors to the islands often like to dive and snorkel.
Berry tart: Cloudberries are known to people who live in the far northern areas of Canada, Scandinavia, and Siberia. These berries are small and golden, and are tart when eaten raw. Some people use them to make jam.
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Take a nap: The United States acknowledges the need for people to catch up on their sleep. In March, the first Monday after clocks are moved ahead for daylight saving time has been designated “National Napping Day.”
Waffly nice: Bubble waffles originated in Hong Kong. Made of eggs, milk, and flour, they are cooked in a waffle iron that has ball-shaped indentations, rather than the usual, square-shaped ones.
Started small: Well-known American actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who starred in such blockbusters as Titanic and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, started his career with small roles in old television series, such as Growing Pains and Roseanne.
Why didn’t the two 4s go to the cafeteria for lunch? They already 8!
Patient: “Doctor, I can’t stop thinking I’m a goat.”
Doctor: “How long have you had this problem?”
Patient: “Ever since I was a kid.”
What kind of dog does a Yeti have? A chilly dog.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Anya. Anya who? Anya mark, get set, go!
Why was the computer tired when it got home? It had a hard drive.
Patient: “Doctor, I can’t stop thinking I’m a goat.”
Doctor: “How long have you had this problem?”
Patient: “Ever since I was a kid.”
What kind of dog does a Yeti have? A chilly dog.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Anya. Anya who? Anya mark, get set, go!
Why was the computer tired when it got home? It had a hard drive.
Trivia Answers: 1. Jupiter 2. Premature old age 3. Zamboni 4. Message received 5. Alpine skis
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Feb 21 - 27, 2022
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Guava king: An Indian man is being honoured for his contribution to the environment after years of working hard to develop an orchard on barren land. Satyendra Guatam Manjhi lives in Imaliyachak, a small village in the Indian state of Bihar. Accomplishing this was difficult. He began by hauling water to the land to nourish the plants, but wild animals kept destroying them. So he planted a ring of thorny bushes around the area to deter the animals. This tactic worked, and 15 years later he has an orchard of about 10,000 guava trees, as a result of his labour. Now, along with enriching the environment, he is able to make a living by selling the fruit.
Big winner: When Chad Breyer of Tavistock, Ontario (Canada), buys a lottery ticket, his habit is to stick it in his vehicle’s cup holder. Why not? The chances are rare that he would win any big lottery prize. However, one of his recent lottery ticket purchases was a winner. The ticket sat, as usual, in the cupholder for days before Chad’s wife, Christa, asked to take a look at it. If they’d known that the ticket was worth $50 million (CDN) in prize winnings, the couple most certainly would have put it in a safe place immediately and not left it in their unlocked vehicle! But all’s well that ends well. The pair plans to buy a new home for their young family.
Colourful Dane: Great Danes usually aren’t multi-coloured, but one named Echo loves to show off his many metallic hues that include green, blue, pink, and purple. Of course, Echo is not brilliantly adorned in his natural state. His master, Sierra Schoon of Grand Junction, Colorado (U.S.), dyes him. She uses pet-safe, vegetable-based dye, and she has been doing it since Echo was a pup. The dog, a psychiatric service animal, loves the attention, and sits quietly and happily as the job gets done. When he’s out in the world, Echo also attracts the attention of many passersby. Schoon believes this has helped her pet become less shy.
Moldy bun? Who would eat a bun that looks moldy? Probably not very many people, unless they know the bun simply looks moldy, but really isn’t, and actually tastes good. That is the case with buns sold by a Chinese company called Nanjing Yican Foods. The buns are called matchsticks, and are a kind of puff pastry filled with cheese that has a green hue. When a bun is squeezed, the cheese oozes out, making the pastry seem even more unappetizing. However, those who have tried the buns give them rave reviews, with hundreds of taste testers saying they are quite a delicacy. So be careful not to judge a book by its cover, or in this case, a bun by its appearance.
“Let there be spaces in your togetherness.” - Kahlil Gibran
“Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of a disaster.” - Hesiod
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Free Downsizing Seminar: Planning a move this year? Downsizing& have questions? Our free seminar will answer all of yourquestions. Held at Nanaimo Golf Club, Feb. 24, 1-3pm. Call 250-616-3614to reserve your free spot. Bring a friend!
Learn & Practice Meditation for Free! The Canadian Sri Chinmoy Meditation Centres offer a FREE 4 week meditation series on ZOOM! Classes include practical techniques in concentration, visualizations, breathing mantras, daily practice tips & more. Four consecutive classes offered on Sunday, 10:30-noon, Feb 27. Please call to register 250-592-6211.
Orchid Show, ‘Spring Treasures’: Hosted by Central Vancouver Island Orchid Society at Nanaimo North Town Centre, March 4-6. Orchid displays & vendors, silent auction, judging by the American Orchid Society. Potting Workshops by donation. Info: www.cvios.org or call Valerie at 250-937-7143.
Find Your Voice & Learn to Speak with Confidence: Whether you have a presentation to make or if you just find overall communication a challenge, Toastmasters is the answer! Contact: info@d21toastmasters.org
Virtual Job Search & Career Planning Services: Let Brenda Race assist you! Professional, positive & personalized Career Coach. Call 236-897-0690 or email: Brenda@BrendaRace.ca
Enjoy Cooking? LasagnaLove needs volunteers in Nanaimo to cook & deliver lasagna to families in need across our community. For more information visit: www.lasagnalove.org/volunteer for more details.
Career Paths for Skilled Immigrants: We can help you find a career in BC that matches your professional experience & education. Career planning, financial support, networking, mentorship & skills development. For more info & to register, wwen@cvims.org or call 250-753-6911, ext 102.
Nanaimo Lions Club: offers free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena from 12 noon to 1.30 pm to the end of March (please note early start at 11.30 AM on March 6 and 20)
Coldest Night of the Year: A family-friendly walk that raises money for charities serving hungry, homeless & hurting people in the community Feb 26th. Event’s in Parksville contact www.cnoy.org/oceanside or in Nanaimo contact www.cnoy.org/nanaimo or call 1.877-743-3413.
1. A mackinaw is a type of apple or a wool coat?
2. The choral symphony “Ode to Joy” was written by Bach, Beethoven, or Brahms?
3. According to the proverb, “You can’t shake hands with…” what?
4. As a chronic carrier of disease, Mary Mallon (1869-1938) was given what nickname?
5. If kudos are sent your way, what are you receiving?
2. The choral symphony “Ode to Joy” was written by Bach, Beethoven, or Brahms?
3. According to the proverb, “You can’t shake hands with…” what?
4. As a chronic carrier of disease, Mary Mallon (1869-1938) was given what nickname?
5. If kudos are sent your way, what are you receiving?
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You may receive information this week that can help you resolve an old issue. You may be tempted to make an impulsive change but perhaps should carefully consider and plan. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 16, 25, 38, 43.
Taurus is known for being skeptical of anything that is not firmly grounded in reality. This week you may be surprised by your experience of something outside of the mundane. Lucky numbers: 6, 18, 22, 23, 42, 48.
This could be a period of confident action toward achieving your goals. You may have to contend with others who question or challenge, in an attempt to stymie your efforts. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 21, 27, 33, 38.
This week you may feel calm, with your emotions and ego well balanced. There is an opportunity for you to move through any chronic obstacles more easily right now. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 7, 17, 18, 20.
You are entering a period where you may feel unsettled about who you are or what you want. Consider an adjustment in how you view yourself and your goals. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 16, 19, 27, 32.
This may be a good time to evaluate and wrap up your previous efforts, whether successful or not. This could free you to plan new endeavours for the next six months. Lucky numbers: 13, 20, 21, 36, 38, 45.
There is a potential to achieve your goals. Your hard work may be rewarded in this endeavour, but you should also seek information from others who can help you. Lucky numbers: 7, 22, 26, 27, 29, 44.
Scorpios are good at reading the unspoken clues of others. The potential exists for these clues to allow you to see how the view of others affects how you view yourself. Lucky numbers: 12, 22, 29, 30, 35, 37.
You may find yourself focusing on your purpose in life and your legacy. Give yourself time to process how you feel about these matters before you make a plan of action. Lucky numbers: 14, 21, 29, 31, 40, 47.
At the end of the week, your feelings may be focused on a relationship, especially with a woman. Perhaps examining these emotions more deeply can help you improve that relationship. Lucky numbers: 1, 13, 14, 25, 40, 42.
If you pay attention now, you might find a balance between conflicting needs to maintain the status quo or to initiate change. This may allow you to make steady progress. Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 17, 23, 27, 29.
Pisces can readily access information from the invisible realm. Right now this information may focus on whether what you think you want is in alignment with your spiritual values. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 16, 17, 33, 41.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 11.
Storm names: Cyclones, hurricanes, and typhoons are all the same thing. The difference is where they happen: hurricanes in the North Atlantic and Northeast Pacific, cyclones in the South Pacific and Indian Ocean, and typhoons over the Northwest Pacific Ocean.
Sweet to eat: A fruit that grows on trees in the tropics of the West Indies and South America is called the sweetsop. It has custard-like pulp that can be eaten as is, or made into juice or ice cream.
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Early days: As a little girl, Australian actress Nicole Kidman was very shy and self-conscious about her height. She was 5’10” (1.8 metres) tall at age 13. She also stuttered, but slowly trained herself to overcome it.
Unusual snow: Everyone knows to avoid snow that is an odd colour. This includes “watermelon snow,” which has been around for hundreds of years. It is caused by a species of green algae that makes the snow look and smell somewhat fruity.
Vegetarians: Giraffes enjoy eating flowers, fruit, herbs, leaves, and shoots, but they don’t eat very much grass. They have long necks to forage up high, as well as long, agile tongues that they can easily move around to grab the good bits!
What do you call a skunk who carves figures out of wood?
A whittle stinker.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas! You’re home!
Why was the inchworm angry? His teacher was trying to convert him to the metric system.
Some famous persons were born on holidays.
Chris: “I’m going to give you a piece of my mind.”
Pat: “Are you sure you can spare it?”
Trivia Answers: 1. Wool coat 2. Beethoven 3. A clenched fist 4. Typhoid Mary 5. Praise
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Feb 14 - 20, 2022
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Hard to eat: Sushi can be a colourful and mouth-watering menu item, but anyone who comes across sushi made by a Japanese man named Hama had better watch out. His sushi is made out of stone! Hama got his training at the Joshibi University of Art and Design in Kanagawa, Japan, and his art has attracted quite a bit of interest. The path he took to making these pieces was accidental. He noticed that a piece of red granite resembled a chunk of tuna. After that, he started searching for stones that he could combine in artful ways to appear like various bites of sushi. He uses fine tools and buffing material to create the pieces.
Swan song: When Recep Mirzan rescued an injured swan in a field back in 1984, the Turkish man had no idea he’d made a lifelong friend. Mirzan did not want to leave the swan to fend for herself, so he took her home, deciding he would tend to the swan’s broken wing. Almost 40 years later, the female bird, which he named Garip, is still living on Mirzan’s farm in the Karaagac region of the country. She has her own coop for her nightly sleep, and during the day she follows her rescuer around as he does his chores. Garip has lived a very long time for a swan, probably because she is living in a protected environment rather than in the wild.
Sleeping beauty? People stream lots of things on the internet these days, such as movies, biographies, games, education sessions, and meetings, to name only a few. But streaming yourself sleeping? Seems a little odd to imagine that anyone would be interested. But Wang Yiming, a former member of a Taiwanese Chinese-Malaysian pop group, did just that, and she got a lot of hits. She often streams herself playing video games and participating in online chats, and she has a following. So her fans may not have found it unusual to tune in and see her sleeping. Perhaps they thought she’d wake up and talk to them. Her prank ended up attracting thousands of viewers and generating $3,000 USD in donations.
Dog’s life: A German countess named Karlotta Leibenstein once had a pet German Shepherd named Gunther III. When the countess passed away in 1991, she left her vast wealth to her beloved pet. Fast forward a few decades, and one of Gunther III’s descendants is now the recipient of the deceased countess’s growing portfolio. The canine Gunther is CEO of the Gunther Corporation, whose (human) staff manage the fortune, which is worth over $1 million (USD) today! Gunther lives in a mansion in Miami, Florida (U.S.), and is well cared for by a maid and butler. It’s a dog’s life for this canine! See Gunther VI...
“Learning without thought is labour lost; thought without learning is perilous.” - Confucius
“The responsibility of the great states is to serve and not to dominate the world.” - Harry S. Truman
“The responsibility of the great states is to serve and not to dominate the world.” - Harry S. Truman
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Learn & Practice Meditation for Free! The Canadian Sri Chinmoy Meditation Centres offer a FREE 4 week meditation series on ZOOM! Classes include practical techniques in concentration, visualizations, breathing mantras, daily practice tips & more. Four consecutive classes offered on Sundays, 10:30-noon, Feb 13, 20, 27. Please call to register 250-592-6211.
Free Downsizing Seminar: Planning a move this year? Downsizing& have questions? Our free seminar will answer all of yourquestions. Held at Nanaimo Golf Club, Feb. 24, 1-3pm. Call 250-616-3614to reserve your free spot. Bring a friend!
Orchid Show, ‘Spring Treasures’: Hosted by Central Vancouver Island Orchid Society at Nanaimo North Town Centre, March 4-6. Orchid displays & vendors, silent auction, judging by the American Orchid Society. Potting Workshops by donation. Info: www.cvios.org or call Valerie at 250-937-7143.
Find Your Voice & Learn to Speak with Confidence: Whether you have a presentation to make or if you just find overall communication a challenge, Toastmasters is the answer! Contact: info@d21toastmasters.org
Virtual Job Search & Career Planning Services: Let Brenda Race assist you! Professional, positive & personalized Career Coach. Call 236-897-0690 or email: Brenda@BrendaRace.ca
Enjoy Cooking? LasagnaLove needs volunteers in Nanaimo to cook & deliver lasagna to families in need across our community. For more information visit: www.lasagnalove.org/volunteer for more details.
Career Paths for Skilled Immigrants: We can help you find a career in BC that matches your professional experience & education. Career planning, financial support, networking, mentorship & skills development. For more info & to register, wwen@cvims.org or call 250-753-6911, ext 102.
Nanaimo Lions Club: offers free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena from 12 noon to 1.30 pm to the end of March (please note early start at 11.30 AM on March 6 and 20)
Coldest Night of the Year: A family-friendly walk that raises money for charities serving hungry, homeless & hurting people in the community Feb 26th. Event’s in Parksville contact www.cnoy.org/oceanside or in Nanaimo contact www.cnoy.org/nanaimo or call 1.877-743-3413.
1. What are Malbec and Shiraz?
2. How many days hath September, April, June, and November?
3. When was the Panama Canal completed?
4. Do male mosquitoes bite humans? Y/N
5. What is mycology?
2. How many days hath September, April, June, and November?
3. When was the Panama Canal completed?
4. Do male mosquitoes bite humans? Y/N
5. What is mycology?
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Are you someone who is willing to be a warrior on behalf of a particular cause or issue? If so, the opportunity to do so may exist for the near future. Lucky numbers: 18, 19, 21, 33, 34, 38.
A sudden and/or unexpected opportunity may become available to you this week. Weigh the pros and cons of the offer carefully before deciding whether and how to proceed. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 18, 19, 30, 42.
You may be experiencing opposition from an authority figure, possibly male, regarding your profession or public image. Think through the underlying cause of the friction in order to find a solution. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 7, 9, 15, 28.
Cancer is ruled by the Moon, which is strongly connected to the collective unconscious. You are in a period where hidden information may now be revealed for integration into your psyche. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 10, 17, 31, 35.
You may be focused on a particular project and have put lots of energy and hard work into it. Be sure to complete it, before moving on to something new. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 10, 17, 41, 43.
Virgos can often be very grounded in everyday reality. This week, though, you may have the opportunity to reach for information from the ethereal plane without losing your sense of balance. Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 30, 31, 37, 45.
As the week unfolds, you may find that your mood lightens. A balance might be struck between what your heart wants and what your head thinks you should want. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 28, 34, 45.
Are you going back over an old issue regarding your sense of purpose? Scorpios are good at digging up buried truths. Now may be time to find the root cause. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 18, 19, 26, 48.
At this time, it may be easier to address the impact of any old wounds that are holding you back. In doing so, you may find a new image of yourself. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 9, 12, 22, 48.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, your attention may be focused on relationships. Are your values and needs in alignment regarding what you want in a partner and relationship? Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 28, 31, 37, 47.
This may be a very active period for you, including a lot of calls, emails, and text messages. Luckily, your thought processes are also likely to be quick and clear. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 16, 19, 27, 48.
Each year, the Sun returns to the same point as when you were born, allowing a potential reset of your life path. The next month is your opportunity to do so. Lucky numbers: 21, 23, 24, 33, 34, 41.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Turkish dish: A popular meatball dish in Turkey is called kofta, or köfte. The meat can be spicy, and the main ingredient is ground beef or lamb. Kofta comes in different shapes, including long and skinny, walnut-shaped, balls, or patties. Sold as a street food, it can be eaten at home, too.
Famous wrestler: Abraham Lincoln is most famous for being the 16th president of the United States, but he also had another claim to fame. Before he entered the political ring, he was an accomplished wrestler.
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Breath holder: If a crocodile goes underwater, a couple of hours could pass before the animal surfaces again. That is because a crocodile’s blood has an efficient method of conserving oxygen.
Name change: In 1919, United States President Woodrow Wilson signed an act to name an area of land in the state of Utah the Zion National Park. Previously, it had been known as Mukuntuweap National Monument.
Red beauties: Northern cardinals are found in various parts of North and Central America. They stick together as pairs and do not migrate. The male is crimson all over, while the female has a bit of crimson among mostly grayish-brown feathers.
Those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
First Mouse: “I finally have that scientist trained!”
Second Mouse: “How so?”
First Mouse: “I finally have that scientist trained!”
Second Mouse: “How so?”
First Mouse: “Every time I run through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat.”
Did you hear about the woman who got hurt while taking a milk bath? The cow fell on her.
When does a sandwich have a sarcastic sense of humour? When it’s made of wry bread.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Toad. Toad who? Toad you I knew some good knock-knock jokes.
Trivia Answers: 1. Types of wine 2. 30 3. 1914 4. No 5. Science of fungi
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Heart-shaped lakes: In an oasis called Al Qudra, near the city of Dubai, United Arab Emirates, is a manmade attraction called Love Lake. As seen from the air, Love Lake beckons visitors to its two heart-shaped lakes that intertwine. Desert surrounds the lake on all sides. However, within the Love Lake park area, visitors find lush vegetation, including trees and flowers. Not far from the bustling city, couples and families can enjoy a day trip for a barbecue, a cycle, and a beautiful sunset. Almost everything in the park is shaped like a heart, including signposts, a badminton court, and flowerbeds.
Food art: While many artists use paint to create their works of art, a talented young woman from Egypt uses edible ingredients for her drawings and illustrations. Sally Magdy Murad expresses her creative spirit using such materials as honey, chocolate, jam, juice, and syrup. Her tools are also unique and include spoons and toothpicks. As she has practiced her art, she has added other mediums, such as raisins, salt, and candy. The experienced artist started with this “food-paint” in simple works, but eventually her drawings became more sophisticated and now include Arab personalities. Murad’s art is especially interesting because it can be eaten after it’s created.
Pizza problem: When ordering a restaurant meal from a delivery service, customers expect their food to be handled with care. That’s what a man from Detroit, Michigan (U.S.), believed, until his doorbell camera revealed something different. He and his wife ordered a pizza one day, but didn’t end up eating it. That’s because they saw, on their doorbell camera, the pizza falling out of the box on their front porch. The delivery driver picked it up, brushed it off, and left it on the doorstep. The couple complained and got a refund, and the driver was fired. But they didn’t blame the delivery service for the problem, realizing it wasn’t their fault.
Doll delirium: Shirley Sumaiser of Toronto, Ontario (Canada), has a dollhouse that doesn’t have windows, doors, and rooms in which children can play with their dolls. Called “The Doll House,” her home is on a quiet street not far from downtown. Her yard, fence, porch, and eaves are full of dolls of every variety, and more! The woman collects not just dolls, but stuffed and plastic toys of all kinds. People taking a stroll along her street will find everything from troll dolls to Santa Clauses to Disney characters packed on the lawn. Sumaiser gets much joy from decorating the front yard of her two-story house, and she changes the decorations with every season.
“Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.”
- Cyril Northcote Parkinson
“There are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: impatience and laziness.” - Franz Kafka
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Learn & Practice Meditation for Free! The Canadian Sri Chinmoy Meditation Centres offer a FREE 4 week meditation series on ZOOM! Classes include practical techniques in concentration, visualizations, breathing mantras, daily practice tips & more. Four consecutive classes offered on Sundays, 10:30-noon, Feb 6,13,20,27. Please call to register 250-592-6211.
Free Downsizing Seminar: Planning a move this year? Downsizing & have questions? Our free seminar will answer all of your questions. Held at Nanaimo Golf Club, Feb. 24, 1-3pm. Call 250-616-3614 to reserve your free spot. Bring a friend!
Virtual Job Search & Career Planning Services: Let Brenda Race assist you! Professional, positive & personalized Career Coach. Call 236-897-0690 or email: Brenda@BrendaRace.ca
Enjoy Cooking? LasagnaLove needs volunteers in Nanaimo to cook & deliver lasagna to families in need across our community. For more information visit: www.lasagnalove.org/volunteer for more details.
Career Paths for Skilled Immigrants: We can help you find a career in BC that matches your professional experience & education. Career planning, financial support, networking, mentorship & skills development. For more info & to register, wwen@cvims.org or call 250-753-6911, ext 102.
St. Andrew’s United church Thrift Store: 311 Fitzwilliam St., is open Monday, Wednesday & Friday, 9:30am-3pm. Donated Items are welcome.
Nanaimo Lions Club: offers free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena from 12 noon to 1.30 pm to the end of March (please note early start at 11.30 AM on March 6 and 20)
Coldest Night of the Year: A family-friendly walk that raises money for charities serving hungry, homeless & hurting people in the community Feb 26th. Event’s in Parksville contact www.cnoy.org/oceanside or in Nanaimo contact www.cnoy.org/nanaimo or call 1.877-743-3413.
1. What is the largest living reptile species?
2. Ika is often seen on a sushi menu. What is it?
3. Where is the world’s highest waterfall?
4. In what years did Sears, Roebuck and Company sell homes by mail order?
5. What is vim’s partner?
2. Ika is often seen on a sushi menu. What is it?
3. Where is the world’s highest waterfall?
4. In what years did Sears, Roebuck and Company sell homes by mail order?
5. What is vim’s partner?
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Love and romance may be on your mind now. Direct your energy toward understanding what you value in a partner, and connect with someone who matches what you need. Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 15, 18, 30, 35.
At the beginning of the week, you may experience a sudden or unexpected shift in your emotional state regarding a situation. Pay close attention to the information contained in your feelings. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 13, 31, 38, 41.
How do you view motherhood and/or your relationship to your mother? You may soon receive information that will help you gain a more balanced perspective of yourself and her. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 18, 21, 29, 45.
Toward the end of the week, you may be focused on understanding your reason for being here. Work to balance your ego and your emotional needs regarding this matter. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 13, 16, 20, 22.
You may be focused now on how to successfully implement your plan during the next three to six months. Just remember to have a Plan B in case you encounter roadblocks. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 11, 23, 25, 48.
Half of you may just want to kick back and enjoy life while the other half may be eager to get to work. Find a balance between these conflicting desires. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 25, 40, 45, 48.
You have an opportunity right now to work hard to achieve your goals. However, partnership is important for Libras. So be sure not to neglect your spouse or partner. Lucky numbers: 14, 29, 32, 34, 39, 46.
If you feel insecure or discouraged about obstacles you are encountering right now, be patient. This will pass. In the meantime, focus on where you can work to improve the situation. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 9, 10, 12, 45.
You may be feeling very confident right now, with a lot of energy and drive to pursue your goals. Just be careful of overreaching, beyond what is realistic. Lucky numbers: 5, 12, 27, 28, 30, 39.
For several months, you may have had some intense moments of hidden information surfacing. This period might be ending soon, but it is important to integrate the meaning of these messages. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 17, 19, 21, 22.
You may be torn right now between wanting to expand forward in some area of your life versus keeping the status quo. Sudden or unexpected insights may clarify how to proceed. Lucky numbers: 3, 14, 15, 17, 27, 33.
You may have recently felt like Sisyphus, rolling that boulder up the mountain only to have it fall back down. If so, know that this pattern is about to shift. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 7, 16, 17, 43.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 7.
No buzz: Those who want a mosquito-free vacation, winter or summer, can go to Iceland, where these pesky insects do not exist. This northern nation also does not have any snakes and has very few species of spiders.
Blue bloods: An octopus’s blood is blue. That’s because it is not iron-based, like a human’s, but copper-based. Containing a protein called hemocyanin, this type of blood can better transport oxygen in the octopus, especially in the cold, deep waters where they live.
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Bee talk: The number of honeybees living in a hive can range anywhere from about 10,000 to 80,000 bees per hive. While the colony can produce lots of honey, an individual bee produces only a fraction of a teaspoon during its lifetime.
Greetings! With the advent of the telephone in the late 1800s, inventor Alexander Graham Bell wanted people to start their conversations with, “Ahoy!” Another inventor, Thomas Edison, wanted to use “Hello.”
Coconut goodness: Coconut confections called cocadas are common in places like Mexico, Peru, Colombia, and others. The cookie-like dessert has many variations, but sugar, water, and, of course, coconut are key. Chefs might also add vanilla or almond extract.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin your food will give you a tummy ache.
Why did Mr. Cyclops close his ophthalmology school? He only had one pupil.
He: “I hope you liked the dictionary I bought for your birthday.”
She: “Yes. I just can’t find the words to thank you.”
What is the worst thing a giraffe can have? Whiplash.
How does a crow know who is calling him? He checks his cawler ID.
Why did Mr. Cyclops close his ophthalmology school? He only had one pupil.
He: “I hope you liked the dictionary I bought for your birthday.”
She: “Yes. I just can’t find the words to thank you.”
What is the worst thing a giraffe can have? Whiplash.
How does a crow know who is calling him? He checks his cawler ID.
Trivia Answers:1. Saltwater crocodile 2. Squid or cuttlefish 3. Angel Falls, Venezuela 4. 1908-1914 5. Vigour
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Masked bandit: A home in North Ridgeville, Ohio (U.S.), was the site of a masked robbery. The robber was not human, and it didn’t steal anything. However, it did make quite a mess. The villain was a raccoon, which had somehow found its way into the home. The owner realized something was amiss after finding the mess, and then discovering the source of the problem. A raccoon was taking a nap in the dishwasher. Police were summoned, and patrolman John Metzo answered the call. Metzo managed to get the animal out of the dishwasher without hurting it, then encouraged the animal to leave the premises. No charges were filed.
Iron shoes: There are various ways to exercise to stay strong and healthy, but a Chinese man decided to take his workout one step further, literally. Zhang Enshun, who hails from Yulin City in Guangxi province, puts on a pair of “iron shoes” and tries to walk. The iron shoes are actually steel plates that he straps to his shoes. He started with one plate and has progressed to four, which together weigh a total of 150 kilograms (330 pounds). He tries to gradually increase the distance he is able to walk in these shoes, and he practices tai chi while doing it. Exercise experts don’t advise trying this type of workout without first receiving training from specialists.
Garden community: An intriguing landscape design exists in Nærum, Denmark, in the northern outskirts of Copenhagen. Known as the “round gardens,” they are actually oval-shaped allotment gardens, laid out between public housing and traditional housing. This creation was designed in 1948 by renowned landscape architect Søren Carl Theodor Marius Sørensen. Still in use today, the gardens consist of 40 hedge-encircled plots of land measuring approximately 25x15 metres (82x49 feet), within which an owner can build a cottage and design their own garden plots. The plots do not have driveways leading to them, meaning that inhabitants are encouraged to walk to their cars, which helps them get to know their neighbours in the process.
Pretty in pink: Bruna Carolina Peres, who lives in Brazil’s state of Parana, has been nicknamed “Bruna Barbie.” That’s because she has opted for a lifestyle with a theme that revolves around the well-known Barbie doll. She has become famous on the internet for her posts, which show her living in a world of pink. Almost everything in her house is a shade of pink, including carpets, counters, cupboards, pillows, and bedspreads. She has a few black-and-white pieces and a blue room designed with the male Ken doll in mind. Her wardrobe also is all pink, from jackets to sunglasses and from blouses to belts. Images of Bruna Barbie have garnered millions of online followers, and she earns money from her videos. Peres, the woman behind this media sensation, is a law school graduate.
“Words are the physicians of a mind diseased.” - Aeschylus
“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.” - H.L. Mencken
“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.” - H.L. Mencken
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Virtual Job Search & Career Planning Services: Let Brenda Race assist you! Professional, positive & personalized Career Coach. Call 236-897-0690 or email: Brenda@BrendaRace.ca
Enjoy Cooking? LasagnaLove needs volunteers in Nanaimo to cook & deliver lasagna to families in need across our community. For more information visit: www.lasagnalove.org/volunteer for more details.
Career Paths for Skilled Immigrants: We can help you find a career in BC that matches your professional experience & education. Career planning, financial support, networking, mentorship & skills development. For more info & to register, wwen@cvims.org or call 250-753-6911, ext 102.
St. Andrew’s United church Thrift Store: 311 Fitzwilliam St., is open Monday, Wednesday & Friday, 9:30am-3pm. Donated Items are welcome.
Nanaimo Lions Club: offers free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena from 12 noon to 1.30 pm to the end of March (please note early start at 11.30 AM on Feb. 6, March 6 and 20)
Free Downsizing Seminar: Planning a move this year? Downsizing & have questions? Our free seminar will answer all of your questions. Held at Nanaimo Golf Club, Feb. 24, 1-3pm. Call 250-616-3614 to reserve your free spot. Bring a friend!
Coldest Night of the Year: A family-friendly walk that raises money for charities serving hungry, homeless & hurting people in the community Feb 26th. Event’s in Parksville contact www.cnoy.org/oceanside or in Nanaimo contact www.cnoy.org/nanaimo or call 1.877-743-3413.
1. What is bonsai?
2. What is a government run by nobility called?
3. Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune all have rings - T/F?
4. Who discovered penicillin?
5. What is the most destructive insect in the world?
2. What is a government run by nobility called?
3. Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune all have rings - T/F?
4. Who discovered penicillin?
5. What is the most destructive insect in the world?
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The astrological environment now is offering you an opportunity to move toward healing. Hard work is possible at this time and may be best directed inward, rather than focusing on others. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 7, 18, 26, 40.
You may have high energy to apply to new endeavours. Perhaps consider how your efforts can be geared toward service to others, in a way that aligns with your values. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 21, 22, 40, 43.
You may feel that anything is possible right now. However, there is also the potential for being overly idealistic or optimistic. Perhaps you should consider tempering your expectations. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 11, 23, 38, 43.
You may feel stymied in your efforts right now. If so, examine your fears. Think about how an adjustment in your view of the situation can mitigate obstacles or restrictions. Lucky numbers: 14, 15, 19, 33, 41, 43.
Have you recently experienced a sudden or unexpected change in your life? If that is the case, consider examining any conflicts that you feel about your life’s direction. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 11, 22, 24, 27.
Some other zodiac signs are usually considered charismatic in a way that Virgo is not. Right now, however, you have the potential to be successful in persuading others to your viewpoint. Lucky numbers: 18, 20, 22, 30, 31, 46.
Perhaps you are confused about a source of conflict right now? It may be best not to overly focus on it and to let the situation play out for a while. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 8, 9, 35, 43.
An old karmic pattern may be coming to the surface at this time. Such events are lessons, meant to help you shed any unhelpful behaviours that are holding you back. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 9, 17, 39, 41.
Now is a good time to consider where you are in your profession and what you want your legacy to be. The potential exists to make some positive changes. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 20, 29, 31, 32.
In the last few weeks, there may have been communication difficulties or breakdowns with mechanical objects, such as your car. This should improve over the next several weeks. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 28, 36, 40, 44.
At the beginning of the week, there is the potential for a reset in some area of your life, possibly regarding your spouse. Don’t let this opportunity slip by. Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 31, 36, 42, 44.
Midweek, there is the potential to balance your ego drive and emotions. This may provide an opportunity to manifest your Pisces empathy without losing yourself in the process. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 9, 27, 28, 31.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 31.
Thai island: There is an island in the Gulf of Thailand called Koh Chang, which means “Elephant Island” in Thai. It is known for its rugged beauty and its beaches, including Lonely Beach and White Sand Beach.
Good cooks: Many different kinds of chefs contribute to a kitchen’s production. For example, a sauce chef (or saucier) prepares sauces, gravies, soups, and stews, while a pastry chef (or patissier) looks after the baking.
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Sinking feeling: The captain of the Titanic, which sank in the Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 1912, was Edward Smith. Actor Bernard Hill portrayed him in the 1997 movie of the same name. The real captain perished when the ship sank, leaving behind a wife and daughter.
Canadian star: Mary Pickford (1892-1979) was born Gladys Smith in the city of Toronto, Ontario. She was a famous actress of the silent screen era. Movies she starred in include Hearts Adrift (1914) and The Poor Little Rich Girl (1917).
Salty spread: Australians love their Vegemite, but visitors may have to acquire a taste for it. This brown paste is made from yeast extract, and it is very salty. It’s usually enjoyed on toast or with cheese.
What did the grapes say when the hippo stepped on them? Nothing. They just let out a little wine.
Barry: “That parrot is talking about American history, math problems, and English literature.”
Larry: “That’s because it used to be a teacher’s pet.”Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on a block of ice can send shivers down your spine.
What do you get if you cross an antelope with a journalist? A Gnus reporter.
What happens when a dog eats garlic? His bark becomes worse than his bite.
Trivia Answers: 1. Japanese art of growing dwarf trees 2. Aristocracy
3. True 4. Sir Alexander Fleming 5. Desert locust
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Underground garden: People living in London, England, during World War II were well aware of the city’s need for underground bunkers where people could escape air raids. Today, one of these bunkers has found a new purpose. It has become a subterranean farm known as Growing Underground. Located 33 metres (108 feet) under Clapham High Street in the southwest part of London, the concept was the brainchild of co-founder Richard Ballard. The underground garden has no natural light, of course, so LED lights provide nourishment for the hydroponically grown plants, which include radishes, pea shoots, fennel, coriander, and more.
Hiding place: A car thief from the province of Alberta, Canada, didn’t cover up his tracks very well, and that led to his capture. Police received word that a Jeep had been stolen from the town of Olds, about 89 kilometres (55 miles) north of Calgary. Someone also reported a vehicle in a ditch on a nearby rural road, which turned out to be the Jeep. Upon taking a closer look, police found a pretty clear clue about where the thief had gone: footprints in the snow. The officers followed by foot, and soon discovered, under a pile of hay in a barn, a young man whom they charged with the offense.
The black violin: Violinists all over the world appreciate the sound of a Stradivarius violin, made by Antonio Stradivari in the 17th and 18th centuries. A replica of one of these instruments, made in 1992 and named Blackbird (after the common bird), was created by Swedish sculptor Lars Widenfalk. The artist made the creation out of a piece of diabase, a dark-coloured, igneous rock. While using his chiseling tools, he had noticed the lovely sound the stone made, and decided to try making an instrument. Widenfalk used black ebony for a few pieces, such as the fingerboard and chin rest. Many musicians have played Blackbird over the years.
Keeping time: Budapest, Hungary, is home to a unique installment called the Timewheel, which was unveiled in 2004 to honour the country’s entrance into the European Union. The Timewheel is an enormous hourglass in which small pieces of glass, rather than sand, trickle from the top v-shaped reservoir to the bottom one. A computerized system assists with the release of the glass, which takes an entire year to drop from top to bottom. Every year on December 31, the Timewheel must be manually rotated 180 degrees, with the help of a four-person team using steel cables. Then the glass begins keeping time for the next year.
“To teach is to learn twice.” - Joseph Joubert
“We should all be concerned about the future because we will have to spend the rest of our lives there.” - Charles Franklin Kettering
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
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Virtual Job Search & Career Planning Services: Let Brenda Race assist you! Professional, positive & personalized Career Coach. Call 236-897-0690 or email: Brenda@BrendaRace.ca
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St. Andrew’s United church Thrift Store: 311 Fitzwilliam St., is open Monday, Wednesday & Friday, 9:30am-3pm. Donated Items are welcome.
Nanaimo Lions Club: offers free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena from 12 noon to 1.30 pm to the end of March (please note early start at 11.30 AM on Jan. 23, Feb. 6, March 6 and 20)
Free Downsizing Seminar: Planning a move this year? Downsizing & have questions? Our free seminar will answer all of your questions. Held at Nanaimo Golf Club, Feb. 24, 1-3pm. Call 250-616-3614 to reserve your free spot. Bring a friend!
1. In the human body, what gland controls body temperature?
2. What is myopia?
3. Who wrote The Comedy of Errors and The Tempest?
4. Edam cheese has its origins in what country?
5. The average eagle’s nest is 4-5 ft. in diameter and how many feet deep?
2. What is myopia?
3. Who wrote The Comedy of Errors and The Tempest?
4. Edam cheese has its origins in what country?
5. The average eagle’s nest is 4-5 ft. in diameter and how many feet deep?
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Perhaps you have been in a period of doubt and uncertainty, rooted in past negative experiences. This week may provide positive energy so that you can progress in your present efforts. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 12, 14, 21, 30.
You may gain insight about your life lessons and how to address them. These lessons may involve a change in your beliefs or actions regarding nurturing and/or parenthood. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 16, 33, 38, 39.
This week you may likely feel grounded, stable, and optimistic. There is the potential to use good judgment in building a solid foundation for future progress toward your life goals. Lucky numbers: 3, 18, 27, 37, 42, 48.
You may be experiencing a transformation that shakes up your beliefs about what is important. If so, you can find clues about your next steps by examining what you value passionately. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 14, 21, 30, 35.
At the start of the week, you may experience communication difficulties that tempt you to engage aggressively with others. To avoid problems or restrictions, wait a week before you act. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 18, 37, 42, 45.
There is the potential to achieve much toward your goals now. You are likely feeling confident and energetic, but just be careful not to push yourself past your limits. Lucky numbers: 2, 10, 15, 31, 37, 41.
Your feelings and emotions may provide the drive you need now to achieve your heart’s desire. Just don’t let the residue of an old wound get in the way. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 35, 37, 41, 43.
At this time, there is an opportunity for a balance between your mind and your emotions. This could allow a positive change in your physical and mental health. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 25, 28, 41, 48.
You may have recently experienced greater energy and unusual vitality. If so, that period has peaked. Honour the quiet of Winter, and Spring can bring a return to greater vitality. Lucky numbers: 11, 21, 27, 32, 36, 45.
One or more relationships may be at a stalemate. If so, the near future can bring a breakthrough for any female partner. However, communication difficulties may continue for a while longer. Lucky numbers: 13, 28, 31, 33, 40, 47.
You are likely entering a period of sudden and unexpected change. While it may be disconcerting, this change could provide an opportunity for you to find out who you truly are. Lucky numbers: 14, 21, 38, 41, 42, 47.
At the beginning of the week, your thoughts and emotions are likely to be out of balance. It is important to make an adjustment in your view of a stressful situation. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 26, 31, 34, 44.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Smelly fish: Visitors to Sweden can buy a can of surströmming, which is sea herring caught in the Baltic Sea. While Swedes say it tastes better than it smells, its odour is so pungent that people often eat it outside.
Film buffs: The official name of the Cannes Film Festival is Festival de Cannes. It originated in 1946 as an alternative to the Venice Film Festival, which had promoted fascism and the Nazi agenda.
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Rock on: Canadian rock and folk musician Neil Young grew up in the western Canadian city of Winnipeg. In his early years, he played with the bands Buffalo Springfield and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.
Women’s issues: Godey’s Lady’s Book was an American magazine published between 1830 and 1898. Started by Louis A. Godey, the successful magazine benefitted and educated women, under longtime editor Sarah Josepha Hale.
Visitor from afar: On August 6, 2012, the planet Mars received a visitor from Earth: a robotic vehicle called Curiosity. Sent to gather information about Mars, Curiosity was launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida (U.S.), on November 26, 2011.
Flora: “How did you manage to graduate from Clown College?”
Dora: “The professors always laughed at my exam answers.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Thumping. Thumping who? Thumping green and thlimy is crawling up your leg.
What did the alien put on his toast? Mars-malade.
Dora: “The professors always laughed at my exam answers.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Thumping. Thumping who? Thumping green and thlimy is crawling up your leg.
What did the alien put on his toast? Mars-malade.
What’s black and white with splashes of red? Two skunks having a tomato fight.
Last night I saw a movie with a happy ending. Everybody was glad it was over!
Trivia Answers: 1. Hypothalamus 2. Nearsightedness 3. William Shakespeare 4. The Netherlands 5. 2-4 ft.
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Big cell phone: When his newly purchased cell phone arrived on the doorstep in a large, unwieldy box, a young Thai man might have figured that something wasn’t quite right. The fellow had ordered the phone online because the price was so low. Unfortunately, he didn’t read the small print before adding it to his online cart and paying for it. What arrived at his house was definitely not the mobile phone he’d been waiting for. Instead, the box contained a coffee table. But the coffee table was shaped like a cell phone, complete with an on-off button and rose gold edging. The lesson here is to carefully check the details before buying!
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Big bug: A woman from Brisbane, Australia, got the shock of her life while on an outing in the surrounding area with her husband and grandson. Pam Taylor discovered the biggest moth she had ever seen on a tree branch. In fact, it was larger than her outstretched hand. She took a photo of the insect beside her hand and posted it on social media. Members of the Facebook group called Amateur Entomology Australia identified the moth as a giant wood moth scientifically known as Endoxyla cinereus. Viewers of the post were amazed at the sight of the beautiful insect, which is common in the eastern coastal areas of Australia, although the specimen found by Taylor was larger than most.
River house: The Loire River meanders its way through France and empties into the Bay of Biscay on the country’s Atlantic Ocean coastline. In the middle of this waterway near the town of Lavau-sur-Loire, a building is tilted and appears to have been caught in a flood. In reality, the structure is a large-scale work of art created by Jean-Luc Courcoult for the Estuaire Art Exhibition in 2007. Known as La maison dans la Loire (The House in the Loire), this building catches the attention of riverbank strollers. The building is secured to the riverbed so it won’t float away. At night, a light comes on in one of the windows, eerily glowing over the waterscape.
Timeline: Two islands in the Bering Sea belong to different countries: Big Diomede and Little Diomede. The former belongs to Russia and the latter to the United States. Although less than five kilometres (3.1 miles) apart, the time on Big Diomede Island is almost a full day ahead of that on Little Diomede Island. So, when it’s noon on a Thursday in Little Diomede, it’s 9 a.m. on Friday on Big Diomede. That’s because the International Date Line runs right between the two islands. So, if someone stands on Little Diomede (“Yesterday Island”) and looks west, toward Big Diomede (“Tomorrow Island”), they are looking into the future, and vice versa.
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” - James Howell
“No rule is so general, which admits not some exception.”
- Robert Burton
“No rule is so general, which admits not some exception.”
- Robert Burton
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Enjoy Cooking? LasagnaLove needs volunteers in Nanaimo to cook & deliver lasagna to families in need across our community. For more information visit: www.lasagnalove.org/volunteer for more details.
Career Paths for Skilled Immigrants: We can help you find a career in BC that matches your professional experience & education. Career planning, financial support, networking, mentorship & skills development. For more info & to register, wwen@cvims.org or call 250-753-6911, ext 102.
St. Andrew’s United church Thrift Store: 311 Fitzwilliam St., is open Monday, Wednesday & Friday, 9:30am-3pm. Donated Items are welcome.
Nanaimo Lions Club: offers free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena from 12 noon to 1.30 pm to the end of March (please note early start at 11.30 AM on Jan. 23, Feb. 6, March 6 and 20)
Free Downsizing Seminar: Planning a move this year? Downsizing & have questions? Our free seminar will answer all of your questions. Held at Nanaimo Golf Club, Feb. 24, 1-3pm. Call 250-616-3614 to reserve your free spot. Bring a friend!
1. In what year did the U.S. federal government set up the Peace Corps?
2. One cup of chickpeas has a protein count of about how many grams?
3. What is a wordsmith?
4. The letters RDA on a bottle of vitamins stand for what?
5. What does the term nouveau riche mean?
2. One cup of chickpeas has a protein count of about how many grams?
3. What is a wordsmith?
4. The letters RDA on a bottle of vitamins stand for what?
5. What does the term nouveau riche mean?
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There may be an opportunity to present your ideas to others and solicit their cooperation. However, make sure that clear expectations are set for both parties or problems may arise later. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 13, 27, 30, 44.
If you have been subjected to sudden and/or unexpected events for a while, the situation may settle in the near future. What have you learned as a result of these experiences? Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 18, 28, 39, 31.
You may have the opportunity to be a catalyst for others in their journey. If you decide to manifest this potential, do so consciously and be sure to ask for their permission. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 11, 13, 19, 38.
Recent events may have shaken loose a longstanding pattern in your life. How do you want to take advantage of this change to move things forward in your life? Lucky numbers: 4, 29, 31, 34, 41, 46.
Leos can be the Pied Pipers of the zodiac. Your natural enthusiasm may attract followers to your cause. Just be sure your efforts result in a win-win for all involved. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 9, 11, 34, 36.
At this time, there may be an opportunity for inner balance. If true, this is a good moment to explore any emotional issues keeping you from expressing your authentic self. Lucky numbers: 17, 24, 42, 44, 47, 48.
The circumstances surrounding you may encourage you to make an adjustment in some aspect of your life. Trust that making this change will be in your best, long-term interest. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 11, 15, 26, 40.
Continuing from last week, you may still be feeling overly busy and stressed. If so, it would be good to find a way to relax and lower your emotional temperature. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 9, 16, 33, 37.
You may feel it is finally time to deal with longstanding issues that have been holding you back. Find a role model in someone who has successfully navigated your challenge. Lucky numbers: 12, 29, 30, 33, 38, 42.
You may be having conflicting feelings about what you want. Try to understand what is motivating this discord so that you may formulate a solution that makes you happy. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 17, 24, 26, 48.
Your thought processes may be particularly quick and clever now. If you are experiencing this dynamic, utilize it to help with conversations where you need clear communication to prevent mishaps. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 12, 14, 15, 22.
Pisces sometimes have difficulty making sense of all the intuitive information they regularly receive from their environment. Now, though, things may begin to point more clearly in a particular direction. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 9, 13, 15, 24.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Southern constellation: The Southern Cross, also called Crux, is a well-known constellation in the southern hemisphere. People living south of the equator can see it all night, all year round. The brightest star on the Southern Cross is called Acrux.
Best nest: One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest is a 1975 American movie starring Jack Nicholson. It won five Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor.
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Song makers: Tim Rice’s full title is Sir Timothy Miles Bindon Rice. An English lyricist, he worked extensively with composer Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce music for many productions, including Jesus Christ Superstar and Evita.
No votes: From 1908 to 1912, The Anti-Suffragist magazine was published in the U.S. state of New York. At the time, women were advocating for the vote, and the editors of this magazine were opposed to the idea.
Dwarf planet: The first asteroid to be discovered was Ceres, a dwarf planet in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. It was discovered by Giuseppe Piazzi, an Italian astronomer, in 1801.
Ted: I know a monster with one eye called Cyclops.
Ned: What is his other eye called?
Patient, with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in one ear, and a banana in the other ear: “What’s the matter with me?”
Doctor: “You’re not eating properly.”
Why do cows cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome of those cookies over here. I’m hungry.
Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Ned: What is his other eye called?
Patient, with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in one ear, and a banana in the other ear: “What’s the matter with me?”
Doctor: “You’re not eating properly.”
Why do cows cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome of those cookies over here. I’m hungry.
Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Trivia Answers: 1. 1961 2. 10 to 15 3. Skillful writer 4. Recommended Dietary Allowance 5. New to wealth
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Wolf dog: Rottweilers may have a reputation for being fierce dogs, but they are not wolves. But some zookeepers in central China hoped that visitors wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. At the Xiangwushan Zoo in Xianning, Hubei province, the wolf enclosure was home to one of these domestic canines. An outraged visitor posted a photo of the Rottweiler on social media, and the zoo representatives had to explain the situation. They said the Rottweiler was actually a guard dog, and the wolf that was previously kept in the enclosure had passed away from old age. The zoo was ordered to remove the wolf enclosure sign so visitors wouldn’t be confused.
Demanding man: A middle-aged man with a law degree from England’s Oxford University seemed to think that his elderly parents owed him a living, and a good one at that. Faiz Siddiqui enjoyed a rent-free life in an expensive Hyde Park flat in London for 20 years, paid for by his parents, who also provided him with a generous weekly allowance. The older folks grew tired of it and wanted to cut off their support for their son. But the son didn’t want to let go of his lavish lifestyle, so he sued his Dubai-based parents. With an attitude like that, no wonder he hadn’t worked for a decade. His parents’ lawyers were fighting the claim in the Court of Appeal.
Flower power: An artist from Melbourne, Australia, works with a unique medium to produce realistic results. Michelle Nguyen is a sugar flower artist who makes amazingly true-to-life flowers from edible ingredients. She crafts all types of flowers, from peonies to poppies and roses to tulips, not overlooking any detail. The flowers she creates look like they have just been picked from the garden. She uses fondant and food colouring, so they are safe to eat, but who would want to devour these beautiful blossoms? Nguyen has won awards for her work, and she offers workshops to teach others about her techniques.
Antarctic treasure: More than half a century after losing his wallet in Antarctica, of all places, an American man got it back. Paul Grisham of San Diego, California, spent 13 months during the 1960s working on the southern continent as a Navy meteorologist. He realized at the time that he’d lost the billfold, but then completely forgot about it in later years. Someone found it behind a locker in 2014, and the search for Grisham began. Finally, amateur sleuths located him through social media, emails, and snail mail. Getting the wallet back thrilled the nonagenarian and his family. Inside were relics of his past, including his driver’s licence and his Navy ID.
“Truth is on the march and nothing can stop it.” - Émile Zola
“There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.”
- Christopher Morley
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Mixed Abilities Dance Jam! Held first Friday of every month at no charge to participants. Next one is Fri., Jan. 7, 1-2pm. Crimson Coast Dance is pleased to partner with Nanaimo Association for Community Living (NACL) in providing monthly movement practice opportunities for adults of mixed-abilities in the Mid-Island region. Fully accessible dance classes for adults of all abilities. Harbour Dance Centre, 139 Bastion Street, 1st floor AND on ZOOM. Info: dance@crimsoncoast.org
Career Paths for Skilled Immigrants: We can help you find a career in BC that matches your professional experience & education. Career planning, financial support, networking, mentorship & skills development. For more info & to register, wwen@cvims.org or call 250-753-6911, ext 102.
Bottle Drive Fundraiser-Class of 2022 Randerson Ridge: We will have a trailer at the school on Saturday, January 15 & are counting on our awesome community support. Located at 6021 Nelson Rd., 9am-1:30pm.
1. What is tempeh?
2. According to the Periodic Table of Elements, what is the symbol for copper - Co, Cp, or Cu?
3. What is a hyperbole?
4. Chick Corea is a well-known restaurant chain or a jazz musician?
5. On what Hawai’ian island would you find Pearl Harbor?
2. According to the Periodic Table of Elements, what is the symbol for copper - Co, Cp, or Cu?
3. What is a hyperbole?
4. Chick Corea is a well-known restaurant chain or a jazz musician?
5. On what Hawai’ian island would you find Pearl Harbor?
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You may feel angry or resentful about a recent personal slight. If so, focus on the underlying issue and see how you can initiate positive change for yourself and others. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 21, 22, 26, 35.
There is a potential you may receive information, however unwanted, about a parental conflict. If this applies to you, you may want to avoid taking one side or the other. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 24, 36, 37, 45.
You may feel a disconnect between your heart and mind about your role in a situation. What form of service will let you help others who need your skills and talents? Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 17, 21, 25, 32.
Something in your current environment may be coming to a conclusion now. You may enjoy a sense of balance between your ego and emotions that allows an emotional reset. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 12, 16, 32, 38.
Over the next few weeks, you may experience an increased level of communication to pitch your ideas and plans. If you encounter opposition, keep talking until you reach a compromise. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 12, 15, 32, 34.
There is an opportunity for you to understand more about who you are and what you value. Such information would encourage you to take action in alignment with your new understanding. Lucky numbers: 10, 17, 18, 21, 25, 47.
You may encounter new information about the life experiences of your father. Consider how this new knowledge can give you a different perspective on any issues in your relationship. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 13, 14, 19, 40.
The potential exists for you to be very busy, which may increase your stress level. If this happens, find a way to relax and avoid snapping at others. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 15, 22, 33, 43.
A lot of new information may come your way, particularly about your ideas and plans. The environment is in flux right now, though, so you may want to wait before taking action. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 15, 33, 41, 48.
The possibility exists that old structures in your life may begin to break down. Be patient, as any deconstruction you experience has the potential to pave the way for something new. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 11, 31, 35, 46.
The next few weeks may be stressful in small, mundane ways. For example, equipment may break down or there may be a communications mishap. Be patient and wait it out. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 10, 21, 21, 23.
You may feel restless and argumentative now. How can you channel that energy into action that expresses compassion to others and focuses on your higher purpose? Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 10, 18, 41, 42.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 12.
Famous highway: Route 66, in the United States, was once nicknamed the “Main Street of America.” One of the first highways in the country built for the use of motor vehicles, it runs from Chicago, Illinois, to Los Angeles, California.
Flying high: Astronaut Neil Armstrong was the first human to set foot on the moon on July 20, 1969. His love of flying started at age 6 when he took his first ride in an airplane.
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Famous nurse: Nurses are acknowledged on a special day that is celebrated around the world. International Nurses Day takes place on May 12. It marks the birthdate of Florence Nightingale, who is widely known as the founder of modern nursing.
Wee violin: An erhu is a kind of fiddle popular in China. It has two strings, usually tuned a fifth apart, that stretch over a small box covered with snakeskin at the front, and open at the back. It is played using a bow.
Water access: Located in southern Pakistan is the country’s capital city of Karachi. It is an Arabian seaport, which serves not only Pakistan, but also the landlocked country of Afghanistan.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dissenter. Dissenter who?
Dissenter fielder catches a lot of fly balls.
First farmer: Do you like raisin bread?
Second farmer: Can’t say. I’ve never raised it.
What do you get if you cross a small rodent with an oil can? A mouse that never squeaks again.
What do Wall Street cows invest in? Mootual Funds.
Why did the cat cross the road? To find out what those jokes are about.
Dissenter fielder catches a lot of fly balls.
First farmer: Do you like raisin bread?
Second farmer: Can’t say. I’ve never raised it.
What do you get if you cross a small rodent with an oil can? A mouse that never squeaks again.
What do Wall Street cows invest in? Mootual Funds.
Why did the cat cross the road? To find out what those jokes are about.
Trivia Answers: 1. Fermented soy 2. Cu 3. An overstatement 4. Jazz musician 5. Oahu
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Living on water: The Netherlands is known for an engineering ability that makes flood-prone areas livable. Waterbuurt-West is one of those creative ideas. Meaning “water quarter,” Waterbuurt is a subdivision of floating homes on Lake Eimer in Amsterdam’s IJburg development zone. There are more than 50 of these dwellings, which are actual homes, not houseboats. They won’t float away because they are anchored to steel mooring poles; they only move up and down, not sideways, when the tide changes. The material used is light steel and wood, and they have basic but attractive living areas, kitchens, and outdoor patios.
Close call: A man from Sparta, Tennessee (U.S.), almost missed a $1 million lottery prize. That’s because he dropped his ticket while running errands. Nick Slatten had discovered that his ticket was the winner, then he and his financée briefly celebrated before he continued with his day. Among his stops was an auto parts store. When he returned home, the ticket was gone. In a frantic search, he revisited every place he’d gone that day. Finally, his luck returned and he found the ticket on the ground in the parking lot of the auto shop. If it had been picked up by anyone else, the finder could have claimed it as their own and won the money.
Flying home: Own a small plane? Want to park it in your driveway? People in the U.S. in this situation could buy a home in one of several hundred airparks. These are subdivisions with a shared runway and wide streets, allowing plane owners to land close to home, then taxi their craft right to their driveway. Some homes may even have hangars instead of garages! Of course, people who live in these fly-in communities must be fairly wealthy, as the property and amenities are quite expensive. However, those who can afford it can hop into their plane and quickly and easily go wherever they’d like, instead of having to fight traffic on the way to a destination.
Fake plate: Why would someone want to make a fake licence plate for a vehicle? Perhaps they lost their actual plates, or maybe they can’t afford the insurance. Whatever the case, a man from Brantford, Ontario (Canada), must have had a reason for taking the chance of using fake plates. This man used a diaper box as his raw material. He cut a piece of cardboard to the dimensions of an Ontario licence plate, then he printed out what looked like the markings of a plate, complete with a licence number. Unfortunately for him, he was pulled over by police and taken to task for the forgery.
“Variety’s the very spice of life.” - William Cowper
“Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.”
- Wilson Mizner
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Mixed Abilities Dance Jam! Held first Friday of every month at no charge to participants. Next one is Fri., Jan. 7, 1-2pm. Crimson Coast Dance is pleased to partner with Nanaimo Association for Community Living (NACL) in providing monthly movement practice opportunities for adults of mixed-abilities in the Mid-Island region. Fully accessible dance classes for adults of all abilities. Harbour Dance Centre, 139 Bastion Street, 1st floor AND on ZOOM. Info: dance@crimsoncoast.org
Christmas Tree Chipping: Held by Salvation Army on Saturday, January 8th, 2022 from 9am-2pm at The Salvation Army, 505-8th St., Nanaimo, in the parking lot. By Donation. Services donated by VI Tree Services Ltd. Call Dawne at 250-740-1004 for more information.
The 59th Nanaimo Lions "Tree Chip UP" will be January 8 & 9 from 10:00 to 4:00 at the usual location on the south west parking at the Nanaimo North Town Centre. By donation.
Chemainus Classical Concerts: Margaret St. Cyr, French horn; Yvonne Gillespie, piano; Annick Richardson, clarinet. Saturday, January 9, 2pm at St. Michael’s Church, Chemainus. $25/$10 Advance only. Ph: 250-748-8383.
Do You Know Someone Aged 15-30 Looking for Work? DiverseFutures is a PAID youth employment program starting January 4th. Call 250-334-8138, ext. 229 to register.
1. In what country did tai chi originate?
2. What are beavers known for building?
3. Which well-known franchise developed the Misty Freeze?
4. Finish this phrase: “Don’t cry over spilled ___.”
5. An arborist specializes in what?
2. What are beavers known for building?
3. Which well-known franchise developed the Misty Freeze?
4. Finish this phrase: “Don’t cry over spilled ___.”
5. An arborist specializes in what?
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People or circumstances may be causing frustration in your life. The best way to address this is to assess how to use information provided by them to improve your plans. Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 17, 36, 37, 39.
This may be a good time to focus on nurturing yourself rather than focusing on the needs of others. There is the potential for improving your self-confidence and image. Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 22, 33, 43, 47.
There may be a conflict surrounding what you feel your purpose is and how to achieve it. Perhaps scaling back your ambition will lessen any tension you are experiencing now. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 33, 35, 39, 41.
Yours is a sign that often gives priority to others. However, you may now feel that your own needs and ambitions should be the priority. If so, honour those feelings. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 10, 17, 28, 38.
Leo sometimes finds it difficult to toe the line to bring projects to completion. Especially right now, you may need to dig deep and put in extra effort to succeed. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 10, 12, 25, 31.
The new year can provide a blank slate for change. The energy now can take you in several different directions. Choose the path that is most authentic for you. Lucky numbers: 8, 20, 30, 40, 47, 48.
The potential to be more grounded is in play now. This can help ease any existing challenges for a while, so you can work toward accomplishing your objectives. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 18, 22, 38, 43.
You may experience sudden and/or unexpected insights about your professional calling. Any changes that you look to make as a result may take a while, so just be patient. Lucky numbers: 14, 16, 24, 25, 41, 48.
The circumstances surrounding you may be focused on how you see yourself. If this is true for you, work to strengthen the fire that is the core of your being. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 10, 23, 29, 34.
The astrological environment has a lot of Capricorn energy right now. As a result, you may be restless about one or more areas of your life, including your profession or relationships. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 25, 29, 35, 36.
Your heightened ability to intuitively gather information continues strongly this week. However, be aware of how your feelings over the next few days may colour what you see or hear. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 7, 36, 41, 46.
The end of the week may be focused on a romantic relationship. You may have important insights, but may want to wait a bit before acting on what you learn. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 14, 21, 22, 35.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 47.
Drumbeat: People in North African, Central Asian, and Middle Eastern countries are likely to be familiar with the darabukka. This small drum is shaped like a goblet and made of clay or wood.
Right side: The appendix is a thin, finger-shaped tube located where the small intestine meets the large intestine, on the right side of the abdomen. Its exact purpose is not clear. If the appendix becomes inflamed, the condition is known as appendicitis.
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Great book: The Great Gatsby was the third novel by American writer F. Scott Fitzgerald. One of the movies made from the book starred Robert Redford and Mia Farrow (1974) and another starred Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan (2013).
Famous city: The capital city of Ukraine is Kyiv, which can also be spelled Kiev. It is a port city located on the Dnieper River. It is home to the green- and gold-domed St. Sophia Cathedral, built in the 11th century.
Great Red Spot: Jupiter, the fifth planet from the sun, has a feature called Great Red Spot. It is a storm system that has a reddish tinge. It is oval and is over 16,000 kilometres (9,942 mi.) wide. It can be seen from Earth through telescopes.
Little Pete: Ouch! My new shoes hurt me!
Big Pete: They are on the wrong feet!
Little Pete: But I don’t have any other feet!
Big Pete: They are on the wrong feet!
Little Pete: But I don’t have any other feet!
Why did Dracula take cough medicine? He was coffin.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why can’t bananas grow any longer? Because they’re long enough already.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.
Trivia Answers: 1. China 2. Dams 3. Dairy Queen 4. Milk 5. Trees
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Feathery feat: Artists use many different mediums to craft their work, but pigeon feathers are not often the choice of material. That’s what Kate MccGwire of London, England, used to create an art installation called “Discharge.” With about 10,000 gray and white feathers, which she considers to be overlooked material, she made what appears to be a huge outflow of liquid emerging from the top of a library bookcase. Where the “flow” hits the floor, more pigeon feathers form what looks like a churning pool. The piece stands five metres high (16.4 feet) and is part of a larger exhibition.
Quiet work spot: Those who want to find a private place to work in Japan now have an option. Whether they want to get out of their noisy home or do some work while waiting for a flight, they can book a Telecube. These small pods are about the size of a phone booth (remember them?), and they are becoming more and more available. The comfortable little booths are soundproof and have everything a worker needs, including a desk, a place to sit, power outlets, and video conferencing software. And if a user has difficulty with any of the technology, a support service is available around the clock to help.
Leaning towers: Most people have heard of the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy, but the leaning towers of Santos may not be quite as well known. Santos is a city located on shore of the Atlantic Ocean, southwest of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Many of the hundreds of buildings in its skyline lean to one side. Some lean a tiny bit, not visible to the naked eye, but others are noticeably tilted by as much as a few feet. The buildings lean because building codes were more lax when these towers were constructed, compared to today, and foundations were not as deep. However, authorities claim these leaning towers are not in danger of falling over.
Castle hotel: European-style fairy castles aren’t a common sight in China. But visitors to the Wanfeng Lake Castle (also called Jilong Castle Country Club), on Wanfeng Lake in Guizhou province, can enjoy a bit of European atmosphere. This castle-like, luxury hotel, which was built in 2011, is complete with a bridge connecting the island resort to the mainland. Wenfeng Lake is surrounded by jungle and foliage-covered peaks. The resort boasts a spa and entertainment club, as well as conference and dining rooms. Guest rooms offer views of the beautiful lake. This castle hotel is reminiscent of the famous Neuschwanstein Castle, near Füssen, Bavaria, Germany.
“Ask the young: they know everything!” - Joseph Joubert
“There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.” - Graham Greene
“There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.” - Graham Greene
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Island Wonderland: An indoor multi-sensory experience, a captivating wintery dreamworld & the perfect photo opportunity for the whole family this season. An Immersive Journey Through a Frozen Fantasy Landscape. Held Dec 15 - 31, Mellor Hall at Cowichan Exhibition, Duncan. Advanced tickets recommended. For more info, email support@islandwonderland.ca
Little Scrooge: Playing Dec 18-31, Bailey Studio, 2373 Rosstown Rd, $18. For more info, visit: www.nanaimotheatregroup.ca
Do You Know Someone Aged 15-30 Looking for Work? DiverseFutures is a PAID youth employment program starting January 4th. Call 250-334-8138, ext. 229 to register.
Nanaimo Lions Club: Offering free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena 12 noon to 1:30pm until December 19 & commencing again on January 2, 11:30am.
1. What is the total pounds of lunar rocks and soil brought back to Earth by the Apollo crews?
2. Zubin Mehta is a famous physician, conductor, or CEO?
3. Jim Nabors played what character in the TV sitcom Mayberry R.F.D?
4. What is the surname of “Peanuts” comic characters Lucy and Linus?
5. The Scottish dish called champit tatties primarily consists of what vegetable?
2. Zubin Mehta is a famous physician, conductor, or CEO?
3. Jim Nabors played what character in the TV sitcom Mayberry R.F.D?
4. What is the surname of “Peanuts” comic characters Lucy and Linus?
5. The Scottish dish called champit tatties primarily consists of what vegetable?
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Aries can be big thinkers at times, and their lofty ideas don’t always get fulfilled. However, for the next few weeks, hard work may help you achieve your ambitious goals. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 16, 22, 39, 48.
Sudden and unexpected changes may happen. You may also come up with some new ideas. If so, perhaps a friend can help you take advantage of the opportunity they offer. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 13, 15, 41, 42.
Be aware that the concept of “mother” may become a focus in the near future. If so, this may refer to your role as a mother or as a child. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 15, 42, 43, 45.
For the next few days, you may want to nest in your home. This can manifest in ways such as a desire to cook a delicious meal or to redecorate. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 17, 25, 34, 44.
During this time, you may be attending a lot of social events. If so, simply focus on having fun. Skip conversations on hot button topics such as politics. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 16, 18, 29, 48.
Some Virgos have a strong perfectionist streak. If this describes you, take a deep breath during this time. Not everything has to be perfect to enjoy yourself. Lucky numbers: 1, 13, 16, 22, 28, 48.
You may be thinking about your role in the world. If so, think outside the box about how the Libra talent for artistic and creative endeavours may apply to you. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 30, 38, 40, 48.
Scorpios have the potential to see below the surface of people and situations. Is this true for you? If so, the opportunity exists to see this ability in a different light. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 4, 17, 29, 35.
Over the next few weeks, you may experience a lot of frustration. If so, be careful about getting angry. Wait it out and things may improve on their own. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 18, 29, 34, 37.
The Sun returns to your sign. Any relationship issues may ease, even if they are not resolved. You may find that you want to focus now on your career or business. Lucky numbers: 4, 22, 23, 25, 43, 45.
You may continue to be in a period of seeking new experiences. However, the potential now exists for the environment to shift in an unexpected direction. Examine your options carefully. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 18, 25, 43, 45.
You have an opportunity for the next 7-10 days to receive concrete information. It can help you ground your ideas, so they can be manifested more easily than usual. Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 16, 19, 41, 48.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 25.
Long road: The Trans-Canada Highway in Canada runs east-west across the whole country, from Victoria, British Columbia, on the Pacific coast to St. John’s, Newfoundland, on the Atlantic coast. It is 7,820 kilometres (4,860 mi.) long.
Verbal cues: Writers who employ onomatopoeias are using words that, when read aloud, make the sound of what is being described. Examples include “splash,” “hiss,” and “achoo.”
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Sound device: More often used today as a toy or novelty item, a bullroarer is a device once used in rituals and for communication in various countries around the world. It is a flat piece of wood that makes low-pitched, howling sounds when whirled on a cord.
Ear wiggling: The outer ear, which is the part that is visible, is called the auricle or the pinna. It is usually immobile, but some people can move their ears a little bit.
Marriage material: Superstar American singer Madonna has been married to two men in show business. She was married to American actor Sean Penn from 1985 to 1989. In 2000, she married British director Guy Ritchie. They divorced in 2008.
Girl: What are you reading? Boy: A mystery.
Girl: But that is a math book. Boy: Yes, it’s a mystery to me.
Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind.
What do you call a sheep that squeals on her pals? Ewe dirty rat.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this mooing?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Girl: But that is a math book. Boy: Yes, it’s a mystery to me.
Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind.
What do you call a sheep that squeals on her pals? Ewe dirty rat.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this mooing?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Trivia Answers: 1. 842 lbs. 2. Conductor 3. Gomer Pyle 4. Van Pelt
5. Mashed potatoes
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Wooden rug: A Spanish artist found a way to use her talent, express her feelings about her difficult upbringing, and provide an interesting and intricate piece to amaze viewers. Selva Aparicio used a wooden floor as her medium. Her finished piece is a rug that she carved into the wood. She calls it “Childhood Memories,” and it contains designs that reveal her journey growing up in a chaotic household. The rug carving is elaborate and is complete with fringe on the ends and an overall design that appears to be that of an actual traditional Persian carpet, until the viewer takes a closer look. (click the image to see her "rug")
Doing nothing: People don’t often have jobs doing nothing, but that’s exactly what Shoji Morimoto of Japan does, and he gets paid for it. Morimoto himself came up with the idea for the dream job by advertising his services. He offered to make himself available to anyone who wanted company. Since posting his ad in 2018, the married father has been hired about 3,000 times to simply sit and listen to people talk. Or he might stand in a line for someone, accompany the person on a walk, or pose for a photo. Basically, he eases people’s loneliness without having to be a friend or even an acquaintance.
Cold spot: To someone living in a warm climate, -50° Celsius (-58° Fahrenheit) is unimaginable. But folks living in Oymyakon, Siberia, Russia, don’t even flinch at the thought of that kind of cold. Known as the Pole of Cold, not even children mind the frostiness of this place in the winter. Kids in grades one to five keep going to school, many of them walking from their homes, until the temperature hits -52° C (-61.6° F). At that point, school officials officially close the doors of the learning institution until the mercury creeps back up to a more balmy level.
Gaming costs: If odd charges keep appearing on a credit card bill, the card holder usually assumes they are mistakes, at best, and fraud at worst. But what if the charges were actually being amassed by the card holder’s young child? That’s exactly what happened to Jessica Johnson of Wilton, Connecticut (U.S.). She didn’t realize that her young son was regularly playing a video game and was charging her card when he needed booster packs to play. Johnson called her bank when she started noticing the charges, but the total amount hit more than $16,000 (USD) before her investigations revealed the culprit.
“Truth, crushed to earth, shall rise again.” - William Cullen Bryant
“A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Nanaimo Concert Band presents a Christmas Concert: Held Sunday, Dec. 12, 2:30pm, Beban Park Auditorium. Admission is by Kettle or Non-perishable Food Donations to the Salvation Army.
Island Wonderland: An indoor multi-sensory experience, a captivating wintery dreamworld & the perfect photo opportunity for the whole family this season. An Immersive Journey Through a Frozen Fantasy Landscape. Held Dec 15 - 31, Mellor Hall at Cowichan Exhibition, Duncan. Advanced tickets recommended. For more info, email support@islandwonderland.ca
Little Scrooge: Playing Dec 18-31, Bailey Studio, 2373 Rosstown Rd, $18. For more info, visit: www.nanaimotheatregroup.ca
Do You Know Someone Aged 15-30 Looking for Work? DiverseFutures is a PAID youth employment program starting January 4th. Call 250-334-8138, ext. 229 to register.
Nanaimo Lions Club: Offering free skating every Sunday at the Frank Crane Arena 12 noon to 1:30pm until December 19 & commencing again on January 2, 11:30am.
1. In the U.S., where will you find The Painted Desert?
2. Cass Elliot, Denny Doherty, and Michelle and John Phillips were members of what musical group?
3. If you are flummoxed, how are you feeling?
4. How many months of the year have 28 days?
5. What does SASE stand for?
2. Cass Elliot, Denny Doherty, and Michelle and John Phillips were members of what musical group?
3. If you are flummoxed, how are you feeling?
4. How many months of the year have 28 days?
5. What does SASE stand for?
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You may feel highly emotional early this week. If so, it is better not to act impulsively. By waiting a few days, your actions may have a better outcome. Lucky numbers: 5, 13, 21, 23, 41, 46.
There is an opportunity for you to patiently pursue your goals right now. Taking advantage of this energy can put you in good stead if there is future turbulence. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 15, 16, 24, 31.
It may be best to finish current projects rather than starting new ones. If you are having an issue with your sibling, it may be a good time for open communication. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 15, 19, 34, 36.
Your sign has a talent for nurturing others. However, you may need to set boundaries for a while with anyone who asks for too much of your time and energy. Lucky numbers: 11, 28, 35, 37, 41, 45.
You may feel restricted or that you are coming up against opposition from others. If so, wait a bit longer or see how a reasonable compromise can break through the obstacles. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 7, 13, 35, 42.
An old issue in your personal relationships may surface. If so, there is a potential opportunity for successfully resolving the problem. To do so will require patience and hard work. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 7, 16, 19, 40.
This time may provide a good opportunity to let go of the past, so that healing can move forward. To do so, focus on identifying the source of the original wound. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 13, 15, 20, 21.
If you are feeling frustrated about a lack of progress, take a deep breath and be patient. You may find that any obstacles will ease in a short period of time. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 8, 19, 33, 45.
You may find that you are no longer certain about your beliefs and values. If so, think about what caused this situation and it may point the way to a resolution. Lucky numbers: 18, 23, 33, 39, 43, 46.
There is an opportunity now to focus on improving your career or business. Seek out others who can help and have a serious conversation about steps needed to do so. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 13, 18, 21, 46.
You may feel that there is an opportunity at this time for new experiences. If you approach new situations with optimism, there is the possibility for a successful result. Lucky numbers: 1, 19, 22, 25, 31, 32.
An opportunity may arise now to begin to transform some aspect of your life. The process may be slow and tedious at times, but can provide a great sense of satisfaction. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 15, 43, 45, 47.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 22.
One use: A “nonce” word is one that is made up for a specific occasion.
One very famous example of a nonce word is
“supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” from the Walt Disney
film Mary Poppins.
Muscle type: A muscle that pulls a limb away from the midline of the body, or away from a neighbouring limb, is called an abductor muscle. For example, abductor muscles are used to spread fingers or toes and to raise arms to the side of the body.
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Natural talent: American singer Aretha Franklin, whose hit song “Respect” is well known, could not read music. She taught herself to play piano, and she played by ear.
Not thirsty: People with adipsia don’t feel the sensation of being thirsty, even if they are dehydrated, because the thirst centre in the brain has been damaged. Those with adipsia need to train themselves to drink fluids to avoid dehydration.
Big horn: A buisine was a type of trumpet that was common in Europe in the Middle Ages. These instruments were about two metres (6.56 ft.) long and were used in ceremonies and for military purposes. Eventually, the buisine was used in musical pieces.
Ike: Did you hear what happened at the flea circus?
Mike: No, what happened?
Ike: A dog came by and stole the show.
What kind of candies do mummies eat after dinner? Parch mints.
What do you get if you cross a racehorse with a giraffe? Something that wins a lot of races by a neck.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sofa? Sofa who? Sofa, so good.
Did you hear about the girl who went to the beach and baked herself under the hot sun for six hours? She wanted to be the toast of the town.
Mike: No, what happened?
Ike: A dog came by and stole the show.
What kind of candies do mummies eat after dinner? Parch mints.
What do you get if you cross a racehorse with a giraffe? Something that wins a lot of races by a neck.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sofa? Sofa who? Sofa, so good.
Did you hear about the girl who went to the beach and baked herself under the hot sun for six hours? She wanted to be the toast of the town.
Trivia Answers: 1. Arizona 2. The Mamas & The Papas 3. Bewildered
4. 12 5. Self-addressed, stamped envelope
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Staying fresh: Imagine buying grapes at the grocery store and being able to keep them fresh for several months. Farmers in Afghanistan employ an age-old method to do just that. It’s called gangina, a technique that involves using two layers of wet soil as a container for the fruit. The soil, which is formed into the shape of a saucer, is dried in the sun, and the grapes are sealed inside. The airtight saucer is then stored in a cool place, sometimes even underground. The fresh grapes placed inside the container must not be spoiled, squashed, or broken, or the rest of the healthy grapes will spoil as well.
Tiny fruit: Coconuts, those large balls with the brown shells and the white milk and meat hidden inside, bring thoughts of warm climes and interesting cuisine. But big, familiar coconuts aren’t the only variety available. A relative of the coconut is the coquito. This marble-sized fruit is also called pigmy coconut or dwarf coconut, and grows on Jubaea chilensis palm trees that are common in Chile. Unlike the fruit, these trees are huge and can live for many decades. The tiny fruit looks and tastes like its bigger counterpart, but doesn’t have milk inside the shell. A coquito can be used in a variety of dishes, including desserts, snacks, and drinks.
Wild chickens: There are feral cats and there are feral dogs, but feral chickens? On the Hawaiian island of Kauai (U.S.), these wild birds do, indeed, exist. They can be found everywhere, from the beach to the street to parking lots, which is an odd sight for visitors who are accustomed to seeing chickens in chicken coops. According to the locals, these free-roaming chickens and roosters came into existence after two hurricanes in the 1980s and 1990s wrecked the coops. The homeless domestic birds then mated with other wild fowl already on the island, leading to a poultry population boom.
Water tower home: Lots of people make homes out of abandoned buildings, such as old churches or schoolhouses. But a pair of cousins from Nieuw-Lekkerland, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, made a unique transformation. They turned an unused water tower into a home. The cousins are Sven and Lennart de Jong, who lived near the tower as children. When the tower came on the real estate market, they bought it, then spent 10 years making it into beautiful living quarters with their own hands. In the middle of the renovation, they both met and married their spouses, both of whom loved the idea. Now, the two couples and their children each have their own living spaces in their distinctive home.
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Great Nanaimo Toy Drive Please drop off unwrapped toys for 0-16 at sites around Nanaimo. Please call 250-933-3240 to register, after Nov. 15. Gift drop off is until December 14. Visit: www.greatnanaimotoydrive.ca
5th Annual Gots You Covered Craft Sale: Featuring over 50 vendors featuring unique gifts, concession & raffle. Christmas music & a visit from Santa. Legion 256, 1630 E Wellington Rd., Dec. 4 & 5, 10am-4pm. Admission by donation. All proceeds go to Samaritan House, Haven Society & Loaves & Fishes.
Vancouver Island Market: Dec. 2, 4-9pm; Dec. 3, 12-9pm; Dec. 4, 11am-9pm; Dec. 5, 11-4pm. Held at Nanaimo North Town Centre. 150+ vendors, holiday treats, artwork, gifts, food trucks & more.
Jonanco Arts & Crafts Sale: Dec. 4 & 5, 10am-4pm at Jonanco Hobby Workshop, 2745 White Rapids Rd., at Nanaimo River & White Rapids junction. www.jonanco.ca
Home for the Holidays - A Nat King Cole Christmas: An exclusive concert featuring classic holiday songbook of this legendary musical icon. Starring James Rich, with special guest Samantha Madill, on Dec. 5, 7:30pm at Port Theatre. For tickets, call 250-754-8550.
Youth 20/20 Can Coats for Christmas: Donate new/gently used coats, hats, gloves & socks for homeless on Fri., Dec. 10, 3-7pm & Sat., Dec. 11, 11am-3pm at Maffeo Sutton Park.
Nanaimo Newcomers 21st Century Alumni next meeting is Dec. 6, 1:30pm at Beban Social Centre. Info: Lynda 250-739-2919.
Christmas Craft Market: Presented by Nanaimo Hospital Auxiliary at Beban Park, Dec. 10 & 11, 10am-3pm. All profits back to NRGH.
Nanaimo Concert Band presents a Christmas Concert: Held Sunday, Dec. 12, 2:30pm, Beban Park Auditorium. Admission is by Kettle or Non-perishable Food Donations to the Salvation Army.
1. Honus Wagner was a famous basketball, soccer, or baseball star?
2. Jellyfish are 95% water - T/F?
3. Grape Nuts cereal was created by Charles Post in 1897, 1920, or 1950?
4. What is a sailor’s emergency signal?
5. Orange is the combination of what two colours?
2. Jellyfish are 95% water - T/F?
3. Grape Nuts cereal was created by Charles Post in 1897, 1920, or 1950?
4. What is a sailor’s emergency signal?
5. Orange is the combination of what two colours?
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You may have a strong drive to take a big risk to go after what you desire. It may be better to develop a strategy rather than making an impulsive move. Lucky numbers: 3, 29, 30, 43, 45, 46.
You may feel stymied in your efforts right now. Have a discussion with those you trust on where an adjustment in your plans could give you a better result. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 22, 25, 27.
Your usual ability to readily pick up information from your environment may be on the fritz right now. If so, you will need discernment in your judgment of upcoming situations. Lucky numbers: 4, 9, 23, 24, 37, 45.
You may be currently focused on how best to keep the home fires burning smoothly. Think through where your viewpoint may need to be changed to achieve this outcome. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 6, 10, 40, 45.
You may easily communicate your ideas to others. However, don’t self-identify so strongly with those ideas that you end up arguing with others. Listen to their viewpoints as well. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 21, 23, 25, 35.
You may be uncertain about what you want in a situation. If so, decide what next step is best in alignment with your heart’s desire, and the uncertainty should recede. Lucky numbers: 6, 17, 20, 23, 38, 46.
You may be experiencing a calm, smooth environment right now. If so, you may want to take this opportunity to expand outside of your comfort zone to do something different. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 7, 19, 22, 27.
Your plans may not be manifesting as you hoped. If so, be careful of getting angry, which may only make matters worse. Better to wait and reassess the situation. Lucky numbers: 2, 14, 18, 19, 35, 42.
This time holds a potential for achieving your deeply felt hopes and wishes. To do so, let go of any old karmic patterns and beliefs that are holding you back. Lucky numbers: 4, 7, 18, 23, 31, 43.
A focus on your relationships may be ongoing. If so, be aware of your emotions and feelings. How are they influencing your interactions with others? What changes need to be made? Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 14, 35, 36, 46.
Your focus may be on how to improve the lives of others. If so, you may need to wait a bit before the conflicting elements of your plan come together. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 11, 14, 18, 48.
Your energy level may be low, leaving you feeling tired. If so, think of where you can reduce your commitments so that you can lower stress and get more rest. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 7, 25, 36, 48.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 3.
Rock star: British rock star Rod Stewart was born in London, England, in 1945. He was involved in several bands during his youth, including the Jeff Beck Group and The Faces, before becoming a solo artist with such singles as “Maggie May” and “Tonight’s the Night.”
Ouchy elbow: Tennis elbow, or lateral epicondylitis, means the forearm muscles are being overused, causing damage and pain in the tendons. The condition is caused by repetitive motions, such as painting, repeatedly using a tool and, yes, playing tennis.
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Lovely linen: Many people may wonder where the linen fabric in their sheets, suits, and napkins originates. This fabric comes from the flax plant. Its fibres are woven to make a durable, moisture-resistant material.
Tough game: While most people are familiar with 5-pin and 10-pin bowling, there is also a game called candlepin bowling. The pins in this game are tall and slender and are frustratingly hard to knock over with the small bowling balls used in the game.
Migrating mammals: Another name for the wildebeest is the gnu. These hooved mammals live in the open plains of Africa, such as the Serengeti. They eat grasses and seasonally migrate to find food.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a piece of furniture? An arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, armchair.
Instructor: What is the most common reason for dry skin?
Medical student: Towels.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hiatus. Hiatus who? Hiatus lunch and now the school bully is after me.
Where did the smart cat go to school? Purr-due.
Why did Dracula run out of the garden? He saw sunflowers coming up.
Trivia Answers: 1. Baseball star 2. True 3. 1897 4. SOS 5. Red and yellow
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