Jan 18 - 24, 2021 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Plant lover: Joe Bagley lives in his own personalized jungle. His home is a one-bedroom coach house in Loughborough, Leicestershire, England, and it is filled to the rafters with all kinds of potted plants, from cacti to ivy and from tropicals to succulents. All told, he estimates that 1,400 plants live in his abode. His love of plants started when, as a boy of 13, his grandmother gave him a spider plant cutting. Since then, collecting and caring for plants has become his passion. Even his work involves plants: he works in a garden centre.
Close proximity: Those who live near busy highways may not be thrilled with traffic noise, but that’s nothing compared to a situation in Cairo, Egypt. Designed to carry fast-moving vehicles, Teraet Al-Zomor Bridge is under construction just 50 centimetres (20 in.) from four high-rise apartment buildings. Apparently, the bridge is an important addition to the infrastructure, and the construction has a permit. The apartment dwellers will have to relocate, as the buildings will be torn down. For now, though, the view from some of the suites is definitely blocked, but hopefully the compensation to the renters will be worth it!
Big loaves: The country of Vietnam holds many tourist attractions, but one unlikely item has people talking – giant loaves of bread. Baker Pham Thi Bac of An Giang province in the Mekong Delta, started making the big loaves in 2018, just for fun. At about one metre (3 ft.) long and weighing approximately three kilograms (6.5 lbs.), the loaves taste great and are glazed with butter and seeds. Local people heard about the bread first and started asking for it. Then tourists joined in, wanting to take home a loaf or two as souvenirs – if they could figure out a way to carry them! See them here...
House for raffle: Katherine Jablonowska and Ryan Mclean wanted to do something different, so they took on a unique project. They bought a 19th-century cottage on the Llyn Peninsula in North Wales and renovated it. But their goal was not to live there. Instead, they plan to raffle it off for £5 per ticket, with the lucky winner becoming the new owner. Originally a working barn, the home is now a beautiful, peaceful abode, with all the “bells and whistles” of modern life. When selling tickets, the pair is requesting a £1 donation, which they will match and donate to The Children’s Society.
“Dance to the tune that is played.” - Spanish proverb
“A little alarm now and then keeps life from stagnation.
- Fanny Burney
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Experience VIU Virtually in 3 Online Events: Join us online to learn more about Vancouver Island University in this informative & fun open house-style event. While things may be different this year, we’re committed to helping you choose a program, discover the many services & supports available to you & get your questions answered. Jan. 16, 9am-2pm; Jan. 20, 1-6:30pm; Jan. 21, 1-6:30pm. To register & more info, visit: info.viu.ca/experienceviu-register/
Nanaimo Blood Donation Event: Will you save a life this New Year? Donate blood in Nanaimo, February 2-4 at the Beban Park Social Centre. Book your appointment online at blood.ca, using our GiveBlood app or by calling 1-888-2DONATE (1-888-236-6283). Happy New Year & thank you for keeping Canada’s Lifeline going. All blood donations must be by appointment only.
Women in Construction Trades: North Island College is offering an upcoming (Jan 25 - Feb 5) 2 week TUITION FREE hands-on training program for women including: Automotive, Carpentry, Furniture Design & Joinery, Metal Fabrication, Plumbing, Welding. For more info visit www.nic.bc.ca/trades
Microdermabrasion Facial Special! 4 treatments, $250 (reg $340). Limited time offer at Lesley’s Esthetics & Accessories. Call 250-758-0084 or book online @ www.Lesleysesthetics.com
Lose Weight & Live Healthier: Medically derived protocol. One-on-one weekly coaching. To find out how, call Ultimate Success Weight Loss Centre at 250-585-0481
Lose Weight & Live Healthier: Medically derived protocol. One-on-one weekly coaching. To find out how, call Ultimate Success Weight Loss Centre at 250-585-0481
or www.UltimateSuccessWeightLoss.com
UK Pension Transfers: Personal or Company pension left behind in the U.K? Contact us to discuss your options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email mark@sterlingadvisory.com
Coldest Night of the Year: Held February 20, 2021 in Parksville & Nanaimo. Virtual walking is still walking! Walk any time during the month of February on a 5Km or 2Km route. Register at cnoy.org, commit to a fundraising goal, and walk! No registration fee is required to participate! To raise money for charities serving people experiencing homelessness, hurt & hunger.
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1. What does the term “ipso facto” mean?
2. Mexican American performer Carlos Santana is known for playing what instrument?
3. What does a bibliophile collect or have a love for?
4. Author Agatha Christie is best known for writing what type of novels?
5. A brouhaha is a German joke or a ruckus?
2. Mexican American performer Carlos Santana is known for playing what instrument?
3. What does a bibliophile collect or have a love for?
4. Author Agatha Christie is best known for writing what type of novels?
5. A brouhaha is a German joke or a ruckus?
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Upcoming social and family gatherings may mean your schedule is full of fun activities. Your creative mind may be busy making plans. Use this time to recharge yourself. Lucky Numbers: 2, 14, 21, 34, 40, 45.
Feelings of tenderness and love, especially for family members, may be very strong right now. You might feel very high spirits in hosting a party at home. Cheers! Lucky Numbers: 12, 17, 31, 37, 40, 42.
Take full advantage of any possible avenue of communication available to spread your message. This may be an excellent time for you to do some research or studying. Lucky Numbers: 8, 9, 16, 22, 37, 41.
You may need to ask pertinent questions about your status. If you don’t hold back, you might be in the driver’s seat. Plan a getaway and take full advantage of some time off. Lucky Numbers: 18, 20, 22, 23, 31, 40.
Many may try to lead, but you might have the secret to success. You usually love a happy ending, and this story could prove to be a real winner. Enjoy the success. Lucky Numbers: 10, 12, 20, 28, 34, 38.
Don’t be overly eager to launch your work goals until you have established a healthy family foundation. You may need to balance your career and your personal affairs. Lucky Numbers: 17, 19, 27, 29, 37, 39.
You may need to allow yourself to temporarily break out of your usual routine. Experiment with new techniques. This might help things run more smoothly. Lucky Numbers: 3, 15, 19, 23, 35, 43.
You may feel that your life has put a great deal of mental strain right on you now. You might need something fresh and original to keep your mind interested. Lucky Numbers: 2, 14, 22, 24, 32, 44.
You may need to pay closer attention to your priorities. You might have to focus harder in order to get a clearer picture of exactly what’s happening around you. Lucky Numbers: 5, 16, 25, 31, 37, 42.
You may need to find a new perspective on your relationships and your lifestyle. Do not try to make important decisions until you feel more comfortable. Lucky Numbers: 6, 7, 14, 16, 31, 36.
Your ability to communicate effectively may be noticed by your superiors. Enjoy the good times. Plans for family or social gatherings might keep you on your toes. Lucky Numbers: 21, 29, 30, 32, 35, 47.
Your interactions with others may be feisty and spirited. Share your knowledge and you might inspire others to take action. Group efforts or joint projects are favoured. Lucky Numbers: 7, 17, 22, 37, 40, 49.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 10.
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It’s snowing! Accurately measuring the amount of rainfall is easier than measuring the amount of snowfall. One reason is that snow can stick to the side of the gauge, blocking falling snow from getting into the measuring container.
No arch: In people with flatfeet, the whole soles of their feet touch the floor when they are standing because their feet don’t have arches. In some people, this condition causes problems, such as foot pain, but others don’t have any symptoms.
Zucchini facts: People think of zucchini as a vegetable, but it is actually a fruit. Zucchini have beta-carotene and alpha-carotene, and the skin may be eaten along with the flesh because it is rich in antioxidants.
Funny lady: Maya Rudolph is an alumnus of the famous American skit comedy show, Saturday Night Live. She performed on the show from 2000 to 2007 and became known for her impersonations.
Old tree: A living natural wonder of the world grows in the Abarkuh in Yazd Provice, Iran. This Mediterranean cypress tree, known as Sarv-e Abarkuh, is thought to be between 4,000 and 5,000 years old.
How are a green apple and a red apple alike? They’re both red, except for the green one.
Why are movie stars so cool? They have a lot of fans.
She: “I have a doctor’s appointment today, but I really don’t want to go.”
He: “Just call in sick then.”How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t. You get down from a goose.
What disappears the second you start talking about it?
Silence.
Trivia Answers:1. By the fact itself 2. Guitar 3. Books
4. Mystery 5. A ruckus
4. Mystery 5. A ruckus
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Jan 11 - 17, 2021 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Underwater art: A young Bahamian girl sits beneath the sea off the coast of New Providence, an island in the Bahamas. Actually, the girl is a statue, made of sustainable materials designed to encourage the growth of coral. Named “Ocean Atlas,” this statue was made by Jason deCaires Taylor, an artist and photographer. “Ocean Atlas” was installed in 2014 under the water near the city of Nassau. It is 5.5 metres (18 ft.) tall and weighs over 60 tonnes. It is possible to go snorkelling in the area to see this interesting art installment up close.
Tiny tree: Fairy Lake near the town of Port Renfrew on Vancouver Island, Canada, draws people to its shores so they can view a little fir tree. This small conifer is special because it is growing out of a log that is submerged in the lake. The tree is thought to be between 30 and 40 years old, and no one is quite sure how it survives on the log, which is the source of its nutrients. The tree is the subject of many photographs, and no two are alike. In times of high water, it may be almost submerged, while on still summer mornings, it sits peacefully in the mist. Take a look here... www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Twice lucky: His last name has not been released, but “Joe B.” is one lucky fellow. From Pueblo, Colorado (U.S.), Joe bought two lottery tickets on the same day at different stores located a few blocks apart. He purchased one in the morning and one in the afternoon. Both tickets turned out to be $1 million winners! Joe used the same numbers (his lucky ones) each time. It took him a month to claim his prizes, and when he did, it was via a drive-thru window set up during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Animal hospital: The Nairobi National Park in Kenya has a special centre for injured animals. Called the Nairobi Animal Orphanage, this centre takes in and treats animals and birds of many different species. On any one day, there may be lions, hyenas, cheetahs, parrots, ostriches, and more. While the animals are ill or injured, they are nursed back to health by the orphanage’s staff. The centre’s goal is for the animals to be rehabilitated and returned to their natural habitats. Often, park rangers are the ones who find and bring in animals and birds that need medical treatment. The public can visit the orphanage for educational tours.
“Whatever is - is best.” - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“It will never rain roses: when we want To have more roses we must plant more trees.” - George Eliot
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Experience VIU Virtually in 3 Online Events: Join us online to learn more about Vancouver Island University in this informative & fun open house-style event. While things may be different this year, we’re committed to helping you choose a program, discover the many services & supports available to you & get your questions answered. Jan. 16, 9am-2pm; Jan. 20, 1-6:30pm; Jan. 21, 1-6:30pm. To register & more info, visit: info.viu.ca/experienceviu-register/
Nanaimo Blood Donation Event: Will you save a life this New Year? Donate blood in Nanaimo, February 2-4 at the Beban Park Social Centre. Book your appointment online at blood.ca, using our GiveBlood app or by calling 1-888-2DONATE (1-888-236-6283). Happy New Year & thank you for keeping Canada’s Lifeline going. All blood donations must be by appointment only.
Women in Construction Trades: North Island College is offering an upcoming (Jan 25 - Feb 5) 2 week TUITION FREE hands-on training program for women including: Automotive, Carpentry, Furniture Design & Joinery, Metal Fabrication, Plumbing, Welding. For more info visit www.nic.bc.ca/trades
Microdermabrasion Facial Special! 4 treatments, $250 (reg $340). Limited time offer at Lesley’s Esthetics & Accessories. Call 250-758-0084 or book online @ www.Lesleysesthetics.com
Lose Weight & Live Healthier: Medically derived protocol. One-on-one weekly coaching. To find out how, call Ultimate Success Weight Loss Centre at 250-585-0481
Lose Weight & Live Healthier: Medically derived protocol. One-on-one weekly coaching. To find out how, call Ultimate Success Weight Loss Centre at 250-585-0481
or www.UltimateSuccessWeightLoss.com
UK Pension Transfers: Personal or Company pension left behind in the U.K? Contact us to discuss your options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email mark@sterlingadvisory.com
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
Please Note: The printed version of Coffee News is currently available in the Parksville/Qualicum, Nanaimo, Ladysmith, Chemainus, Duncan and Victoria regions of Vancouver Island. More areas coming soon.
1. A xylophone is a member of what class of musical instruments?
2. Where is Tasmania?
3. Lou Ferrigno is best known for his portrayal of what TV character?
4. In the periodic table of elements, what is the symbol for platinum - P, Pl, or Pt?
5. What is a snaffle
2. Where is Tasmania?
3. Lou Ferrigno is best known for his portrayal of what TV character?
4. In the periodic table of elements, what is the symbol for platinum - P, Pl, or Pt?
5. What is a snaffle
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This may be a busy and active time in your personal life. Appointments to keep and a hectic schedule might leave you little time for close, personal contact with your loved ones. Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13.
Take a break from your rigid schedule. This may be a favourable time to take a short vacation or pleasure trip, especially to visit people whose company you really enjoy. Lucky Numbers: 9, 11, 34, 41, 42, 48.
Think big – the basics of your life may be shifted. You might be more willing to take risks and speculate. This could spur you to discover ways to improve your career. Lucky Numbers: 10, 19, 22, 32, 38, 41.
Your relationships may be very harmonious and positive. Humour those who need to tell you how to live your life. Shower loved ones with affection and pampering. Lucky Numbers: 11, 30, 37, 39, 42, 44.
You might discover that the ethics you hold can radically change through some new experiences. You may find new and exciting ways to begin a high-tech adventure. Lucky Numbers: 17, 28, 33, 42, 45, 47
Try to focus on maintaining a healthy lifestyle. You might need to concentrate on complex concepts that can be very demanding, both mentally and physically. Lucky Numbers: 2, 15, 19, 29, 35, 48.
You may have a clear goal in mind and intend to succeed. You might need to use your sense of creativity to help you to appreciate and recognize each person’s unique part. Lucky Numbers: 5, 7, 13, 17, 23, 34.
Disputes can cause great sorrow. Uncertainties could distract you from straightening out your personal issues. Ask direct questions and insist on pertinent answers. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16.
You may feel optimistic, hopeful, and eager to interact with others. You might see connections and possibilities that you previously could have overlooked. Lucky Numbers: 3, 12, 40, 42, 44, 47.
You may be able to discover new methods to accomplish your own personal tasks. If you deal with words, ideas, or communication, your efforts might be very productive. Lucky Numbers: 27, 28, 32, 35, 45, 48.
Your search for a creative outlet may be realized. Express yourself about the things that are important. In doing this, you might become clearer about your own ideals. Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 34, 43, 44, 49.
This may be the time to prove your commitment to your loved ones. Put your emotional needs into perspective. Put aside work ambitions and focus on personal issues. Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 20, 28, 32, 41.
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Snack time: Everybody loves popcorn, especially at the movies! Popcorn is a specific type of corn with a hard outside and an inside that consists of dense starch. When heated, the starch pops and turns the kernel into the familiar snack.
Mountain ranges: The country of Colombia, in the northwest corner of South America, is home to the Colombian Andes. There are three branches: Cordillera Central, Cordillera Oriental, and Cordillera Occidental.
Famous works: Composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756-1791) was a famous Austrian composer whose works are still admired today. He wrote operas, including The Marriage of Figaro, as well as symphonies, such as the Jupiter Symphony.
Fast running bird: Ostriches are found in the wild in Africa and are also raised around the world as a farm animal. Although they can’t fly, they can run faster than any other running bird.
Cotton swabs: A Polish American named Leo Gerstenzang is credited with inventing the Q-tip in the early 1920s after watching his wife use a cotton-covered toothpick as a makeshift version. That spurred him to come up with something better.
My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
What has feathers but no wings?
A pillow.
Man on one river bank: “I need you to help me get to the other side!”
Man on the other river bank: “You are on the other side!”What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Trivia Answers: 1. Percussion 2. SE Australia 3. The Hulk
4. Pt 5. A bit for a horse
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Happy New Year!!!
Jan 4 - 10, 2021 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Lost in the maze: Those who don’t mind getting lost might want to visit the rare Elizabethan hedge maze in the VanDusen Garden in the city of Vancouver, British Columbia, on Canada’s west coast. Planted in the fall of 1981, the maze is made of over 3,000 pyramidal cedars, which have been growing ever since. Some people come to test their sense of direction as they walk through its cool passageways, while others enjoy finding a quiet spot to contemplate life. Those who are afraid of getting lost can view the maze from an observation terrace and watch others try to find their way out! Check out the maze & gardens here: www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Sandy art: Visitors to a beach in Basque Country in Spain could be forgiven if they ran away in fear because they saw a big bull sitting in the sand. However, what they saw wasn’t a real bull. It was a sculpture created by sand artist Andoni Bastarrika. For a decade, the artist has been making sand sculptures mainly to entertain people, but images of this life-size bull went viral on social media and made him famous. Bastarrika uses his hands to get the shape of his subject, and then moves to brushes, sticks, and toothpicks to sculpt the fine details. In addition to creating his own art, he also teaches sand sculpting workshops.
Stay home! The originator of Batman probably never envisioned the caped crusader as a virus fighter. However, that was the case in the Mexican city of Monterrey, Nuevo León, during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic. A man dressed up in a real Batman suit drove around the city in a Batmobile, taking it upon himself to tell people to stay at home. He blasted a recorded message from the vehicle asking people to keep their distance from each other. The vigilante apparently was Candelario Maldonado, a Batman impersonator known in the city. See Maldonado in action here:
Cat sense: Dogs tend to get all the recognition for being heroes in times of trouble, but a cat in Portugal Cove-St. Philip’s, Newfoundland (Canada), deserves some credit for being a “watch cat.” The black and white feline, called Joey, is owned by Scott White. Just after midnight, White had put some food in the slow cooker, expecting it to be ready in the morning. However, he woke up a few hours later to find Joey pacing around the bed and whacking him with a paw. Turns out the slow cooker had caught fire. Without Joey, the house might have burned down.
“But how cool, how quiet is true courage!” - Fanny Burney
“In youth we learn, in age we understand.”
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“In youth we learn, in age we understand.”
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Support White Rapids Summer Swim Club: Holiday drive-thru bottle drive on Jan. 10, 9am-2pm at 2375 Hayes Rd. Organized with advice from Island Health.
Experience VIU Virtually in 3 Online Events: Join us online to learn more about Vancouver Island University in this informative & fun open house-style event. While things may be different this year, we’re committed to helping you choose a program, discover the many services & supports available to you & get your questions answered. Jan. 16, 9am-2pm; Jan. 20, 1-6:30pm; Jan. 21, 1-6:30pm. To register & more info, visit: info.viu.ca/experienceviu-register/
Nanaimo Blood Donation Event: Will you save a life this New Year? Donate blood in Nanaimo, February 2-4 at the Beban Park Social Centre. Book your appointment online at blood.ca, using our GiveBlood app or by calling 1-888-2DONATE (1-888-236-6283). Happy New Year & thank you for keeping Canada’s Lifeline going. All blood donations must be by appointment only.
Women in Construction Trades: North Island College is offering an upcoming (Jan 25 - Feb 5) 2 week TUITION FREE hands-on training program for women including: Automotive, Carpentry, Furniture Design & Joinery, Metal Fabrication, Plumbing, Welding. For more info visit www.nic.bc.ca/trades
UK Pension Transfers: Personal or Company pension left behind in the U.K? Contact us to discuss your options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email mark@sterlingadvisory.com
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
Please Note: The printed version of Coffee News is currently available in the Parksville/Qualicum, Nanaimo, Ladysmith, Chemainus, Duncan and Victoria regions of Vancouver Island. More areas coming soon.
1. What is a sabbatical?
2. Often used in meal preparation, what are capers?
3. Which gland in the human body generates tears?
4. What musical instrument did Ravi Shankar champion worldwide?
5. The longest river in Europe is the Danube, the Rhine, or the Volga?
2. Often used in meal preparation, what are capers?
3. Which gland in the human body generates tears?
4. What musical instrument did Ravi Shankar champion worldwide?
5. The longest river in Europe is the Danube, the Rhine, or the Volga?
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This may be a good time for buying, selling, negotiating, & communications of all kinds. Your long, hard work could provide you with the perfect tools to find a happy medium. Lucky Numbers: 8, 10, 18, 19, 48, 49.
Try not to allow an irritating delay involving contracts or business deals to wear you down. Your colleagues might declare that you are proving to be the perfect negotiator. Lucky Numbers: 2, 5, 22, 24, 30, 43.
Accept all invitations to attend social and family events. You may need to get out and meet people. You might be surprised to find so many mutually valuable interactions. Lucky Numbers: 10, 11, 14, 17, 20, 46.
Pleasurable interactions with your family and friends may certainly help strengthen your bonds of trust. Return the favour by buying your loved ones some thoughtful gifts. Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 11, 24, 31, 44.
People from different places may sing your praises. Be humble, but enjoy the limelight. This might be the time for you to start to feel more confident in your workplace. Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 16, 26, 42, 43.
Proper research might give you the answers you need. Your interest in a new communications application may provide you with a perfect fit for an existing dilemma. Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 7, 19, 33, 39.
You may have a desire to connect with others in intense emotional exchanges. The urge to demonstrate your creativity and your ability to produce results might be strong. Lucky Numbers: 9, 12, 13, 28, 38, 40.
There may be good potential for entertaining and accepting invitations to celebrate with others. Social networking can help promote some new endeavours. Lucky Numbers: 16, 18, 20, 44, 46, 47.
Friends may vie for your attention. Contracts, negotiations, & business dealings of all kinds might be favoured. You could make some big strides & perhaps important discoveries. Lucky numbers: 20, 23, 28, 37, 46, 49.
Your motivations may become more elevated & idealistic. You might be sensitive to the value of your contribution to society, rather than focusing on your personal rewards. Lucky Numbers: 2, 11, 28, 44, 45, 49.
Effectively communicate your ideas to someone who doesn’t seem to understand you. You may be able to share your spiritual concerns with others in a very satisfying way. Lucky Numbers: 19, 23, 27, 41, 48, 49.
Constructive connections may be completed. You might want to call someone you love to cheer them up. You may be feeling friendlier towards newcomers. Lucky Numbers: 2, 18, 28, 31, 41, 47.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 8.
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Arty place: The Banff Centre for the Arts is located near the picturesque mountain town of Banff in Alberta, Canada. Students can take part in studies in many disciplines, such as music, writing, dance, and the visual arts.
Feather hue: When we think of flamingos, we think of pink flamingos. However, the colour of their feathers may range from pink to red to purple, and is a result of what they eat.
Far away: When people are farsighted, they can clearly see things in the distance, but if they try to read a book, it’s blurry. This condition, known as hyperopia, is usually easily corrected with glasses or contact lenses.
Island nation: The Philippines is a Pacific Ocean archipelago consisting of more than 7,000 islands. The capital of Manila is on the largest island, Luzon, in the northern part of the country.
Dairy problem: Some people are lactose intolerant, meaning that they have trouble digesting lactose in dairy products. These folks don’t produce enough lactase, an enzyme that breaks down ingested lactose.
What question can never be answered with a “yes”?
“Are you asleep?” Optimist: “The glass is half full.”
Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”
Parent: “Why didn’t you use a coaster!”
It’s so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Advertisement: “I Love You Only” Valentine cards. Now available in multi-packs.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Oh no! Breathe! Breathe!!”
Trivia Answers: 1. An extended leave 2. Pickled flower buds 3. Lacrimal gland 4. The sitar 5. Volga
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Dec 21 - Jan 3, 2021 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Happy Holidays!!!
Collectors’ items: Lots of people collect favourite items, whether those are dolls, books, records, or guitars. Usually they legally obtain the items. That was not the case with a collector in Higashiosaka, Japan. Hiroaki Suda was in the habit of collecting bicycle seats, after he had stolen them. Recently, the man was filmed on surveillance cameras in the act of taking the seats from two parked bikes at a train station. Police were astounded to discover that he had been repeating this crime for over 25 years and had collected over 5,800 bicycle seats, which he kept in a storage facility.
Brotherly love: A caring brother from Zamboanga City, Philippines, wanted to do a good deed for his sister, so he learned how to sew. Rather than taking on a small project, Maverick Francisco Oyao made a prom dress for his sister, Lu Asey, because the family couldn’t afford to buy or rent one. And what a dress it turned out to be! Wearing the dress, Ly Asey looked like a princess from a fairy tale. Her brother had learned how to sew by viewing You- Tube videos. The finished project was royal blue and white, and featured large pleats and winged sleeves. See the dress here:
Weird items: Those who are interested in visiting a place full of peculiar items might want to know about the Noir Arts & Oddities in Kansas City, Missouri (U.S.). Owner Pamela Smith sells unusual and strange items in her “antique oddities boutique.” For people who want to see medical oddities, they have antique medical prints. If customers are curious about the occult, the owner directs them to a selection of incense, tarot cards, and crystals. The shop also has a collection of unusual cross-stitch patterns, as well as books, jewelry, and natural science items.
Bagged burglar: A Welshman must have thought an Elvis Presley convention would be a good place to commit burglary. A camera caught Christopher Badman (his real name!) wandering the halls of a hotel in Porthcawl, Wales, where the convention was taking place. He had a bag over his head to disguise himself while breaking into a room. At one point, he was confronted by a guest. Then, much to the joy of the police, Badman removed the bag from his head and looked into the security camera. He was readily identifiable, and ended up being charged.
“The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away
small stones.” - Chinese proverb
“It isn’t the great big pleasures that count the most; it’s making a great deal out of the little ones.” - Jean Webster
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Virtual Christmas Eve Service: Watch livestream on Thursday, December 24, 6:30pm. Join us at:
Vancouver Island Christmas Light Displays: Is a Facebook page for those of you who love the holiday season & the bright, colourful, twinkling lights. This group gives us all a chance to see the many different displays around the island & their locations.
Ladysmith Festival of Lights: It will look a little bit different this year but the lights will still be lit and on display until Sunday, Jan. 9/21. There will be no formal light-up but the beauty will remain. To donate, please check out ‘Go Fund Me’ Ladysmith Festival of Lights LEDs.
Winter Solstice Art Exhibit: Skye Skagfeld featuring Dennis Brown, St Joseph’s Artist Studios Gallery, 9735 Elm St., Chemainus, December 18 – 21, Gallery times, 2–7pm or by appointment: SkyeSkagfeld@hotmail.com / 250-668-6880. Timing of this art exhibition follows Skye’s tradition of celestial showcases. Landscape is Forever colourfully captures this impending brightness; intriguing and vivid artwork inspired by the infinity symbol (∞).
Global Village Nanaimo is now open until December 24, 2020 at 6581 Aulds Road - near Staples, Home Depot and BCAA, 10am-5pm, Monday thru Saturday or shop online 24/7 at www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Women in Construction Trades: North Island College is offering an upcoming (Jan 25 - Feb 5) 2 week TUITION FREE hands-on training program for women including: Automotive, Carpentry, Furniture Design & Joinery, Metal Fabrication, Plumbing, Welding. For more info visit www.nic.bc.ca/trades
UK Pension Transfers: Personal or Company pension left behind in the U.K? Contact us to discuss your options. Sterling Advisory, 1-250-863-7766 or email mark@sterlingadvisory.com
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
Please Note: The printed version of Coffee News is currently available in the Parksville/Qualicum, Nanaimo, Ladysmith, Chemainus, Duncan and Victoria regions of Vancouver Island. More areas coming soon.
1. An appaloosa is a breed of cattle, horse, or sheep?
2. Which Guthrie popularized the song “Alice’s Restaurant”-
Woody or Arlo?
3. What does the term “per diem” mean?
4. A shuttlecock is used in what game?
5. The city of Timbuktu is located in what country?
2. Which Guthrie popularized the song “Alice’s Restaurant”-
Woody or Arlo?
3. What does the term “per diem” mean?
4. A shuttlecock is used in what game?
5. The city of Timbuktu is located in what country?
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Intense discussions with others might allow things to be blown out of proportion. A willingness to listen, learn, and heal maybe a very useful tool for you. Lucky Numbers: 8, 11, 16, 22, 24, 34.
Some new, exciting ideas may come to you via books, magazines, or online sources. You might want to take advantage of these opportuni- ties to expand your mental horizons. Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 15, 25, 30, 35.
Personal relationships may help you openly and honestly share feelings and interests. You also might be more willing to accept comments or suggestions from others. Lucky Numbers: 14, 27, 29, 35, 41, 47.
Show your compassion by helping others who are less fortunate. Don’t fall into a fantasy world and waste your time on those who don’t really care about others. Lucky Numbers: 2, 22, 27, 32, 37, 42.
Passion in your relationships may push you to extremes. Use your time to help deepen your understanding of what you value most in people. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 17, 23, 30, 42.
You may have the chance to combine your compassion and imagination with discipline and focus. This mix might be the stuff of which dreams are made. Lucky Numbers: 11, 16, 21, 26, 31, 36.
You may make important changes now that might help others to see you differently. This also could help you to better express your inner feelings. Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 10, 13, 33, 43.
Try to be very clear and above board about your motives. Your confident appearance might enable others to follow your lead and may help you find solutions. Lucky Numbers: 6, 7, 12, 14, 18, 21.
You may be sensitive to beauty and to the feelings of others. Giving generously might be easy because you strongly sympathize. Spiritual values may be more important than material ones. Lucky numbers: 21, 27, 30, 31, 37, 40.
Your ability to concentrate on complex ideas and to think deeply may be much better than usual. Try to take time to organize your affairs by seeking professional advice. Lucky Numbers: 9, 19, 20, 29, 39, 49.
You may feel strong pressure. Focus on the essential tasks and try to let the rest go. This might allow you to accomplish some very arduous tasks. Lucky Numbers: 10, 12, 15, 30, 35, 47.
Recent events may help you gain a better appreciation for your close friends and family. You might receive some financial assistance from a very unlikely source. Lucky Numbers: 3, 16, 18, 22, 29, 32.
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Two moons: Mars, known as the red planet, is the closest planet to Earth and the fourth from the Sun. It has two moons: Phobos and Deimos.
Far-flung place: Each of the world’s continents has permanent populations and is made up of countries, except for Antarctica. Only scientists stay on this island at the South Pole, while tourists come to visit.
Age spots: As people age, they may notice flat spots of darker skin on their hands and other areas of the body. These age spots can be caused by sun exposure, which makes skin produce melanin, a natural pigment.
Bug traps: Science fiction may have us believe that carnivorous plants, such as the Venus flytrap or the tropical pitcher plant, might evolve to have a taste for humans. In reality, these plants only like bugs and the occasional small vertebrate, such as frogs.
Milkweed dinner: We all love monarch butterflies! To make sure they thrive, don’t cut down any milkweed plants. Better yet, plant them. The caterpillars of the monarch feed on these plants.
Even if you are lucky to get a private hospital room, they only give you a semi-private gown.
Prosecuting attorney: “Isn’t it true the defendant talks to himself when alone?”
Witness: “I couldn’t say. I’ve never been with him when he’s alone.”
Why do elephants have trunks? No glove compartments.
Inflation is when you pay $20 for the $10 haircut you used to get for $5 when you had hair.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Trivia Answers: 1. Horses 2. Arlo 3. Each day 4. Badminton
5. Mali (in Africa)
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Dec 14 - 20, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Plastic plant: A woman from California (U.S.) recently had a big surprise. Caelie Wilkes loves plants. She had a succulent that she carefully looked after for two years, watering it on a schedule. Its beautiful green leaves always seemed healthy. One day, Wilkes decided to transplant her pride and joy into a bigger pot. Imagine her shock when she discovered that the succulent was fake; it had no roots and was glued onto a piece of Styrofoam that was covered with dirt. Luckily, Wilkes has a sense of humour. She posted her story, which garnered lots of funny and sympathetic comments.
Snail power: When thinking about pets, most people conjure up images of cats, dogs, bunny rabbits, parrots, and maybe even pot-bellied pigs. But snails? That is the choice of Pepper Apollo, a woman from the United Kingdom who cares for approximately 150 of the creatures. She started collecting them a few years ago when she found some near her workplace. Today, she keeps her large collection of tiny pets in tiered terrariums where they live a luxurious, well-fed life. Apollo genuinely feels that each one of her little charges has its own personality.
See the Snail Lady here: www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Animal sanctuary: A couple in India love wildlife. In 1998, wildlife photographer Aditya Singh and his artist wife, Poonam Singh, started purchasing farmland near the Ranthambore Tiger Reserve in Rajasthan, northern India. Farmers happily sold their land because the big cats on the reserve threatened farmers’ livelihoods. The couple has allowed the forest to regrow on the land, and today it is a lush home for tigers, leopards, wild boars, and other animals. The Singhs even dug watering holes for the animals. Now that these predators have the food and water they need, they are not as much of a threat to farmers.
More than cherry soda: When people grab a soda, the roster of flavours usually includes such things as cola, strawberry soda, ginger ale, and limeade. Now, a soft drink company based in Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan, may have won the competition for the weirdest soda flavours. The company, called Kimura Beverage, has produced sodas with flavours that include pickled plums, curry, melon bread, and eel. Developing the flavours is no small undertaking, as it can take up to a year to get it just right.
“Happiness lies in the consciousness we have of it.”
- George Sand
“Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.” - Benjamin Franklin
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Vancouver Island Christmas Light Displays: Is a Facebook page for those of you who love the holiday season & the bright, colourful, twinkling lights. This group gives us all a chance to see the many different displays around the island & their locations.
Mark Your Calendars for 2021! Kris Kringle Market is scheduled for November 18, 19, 20 & 21, 2021 in Nanaimo. Rekindle your Christmas joy, as it is not all about the gifts & toys. Maybe… just maybe, Christmas means so much more! No market this year. Stay safe & be well. Crafters visit www.kriskringle.ca to reserve your spot for next year.
Ladysmith Festival of Lights: It will look a little bit different this year but the lights will still be lit and on display until Sunday, Jan. 9/21. There will be no formal light-up but the beauty will remain. To donate, please check out ‘Go Fund Me’ Ladysmith Festival of Lights LEDs.
Seated Tai Chi: Every Tues., until Dec. 15, 10-11am. We are online thru Zoom. Movements taught in this class can help to increase circulation and lymph flow, as well as to open the joints and stretch the tendons and ligaments. Contact Elly at elly@cdisle.ca
Winter Solstice Art Exhibit: Skye Skagfeld featuring Dennis Brown, St Joseph’s Artist Studios Gallery, 9735 Elm St., Chemainus, December 18 – 21, Gallery times, 2–7pm or by appointment: SkyeSkagfeld@hotmail.com / 250-668-6880. Timing of this art exhibition follows Skye’s tradition of celestial showcases. Landscape is Forever colourfully captures this impending brightness; intriguing and vivid artwork inspired by the infinity symbol (∞).
Global Village Nanaimo is now open until December 24, 2020 at 6581 Aulds Road - near Staples, Home Depot and BCAA, 10am-5pm, Monday thru Saturday or shop online 24/7 at www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Women in Construction Trades: North Island College is offering an upcoming (Jan 25 - Feb 5) 2 week TUITION FREE hands-on training program for women including: Automotive, Carpentry, Furniture Design & Joinery, Metal Fabrication, Plumbing, Welding. For more info visit www.nic.bc.ca/trades
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
Please Note: The printed version of Coffee News is currently available in the Parksville/Qualicum, Nanaimo, Ladysmith, Chemainus, Duncan and Victoria regions of Vancouver Island. More areas coming soon.
1. Yale University is located in which U.S. state?
2. The koala bear sleeps an average of 20 hours a day - T/F?
3. IKEA is best known for what?
4. In karate, what colour belt represents the highest level?
5. Who wrote the popular novel Doctor Zhivago?
2. The koala bear sleeps an average of 20 hours a day - T/F?
3. IKEA is best known for what?
4. In karate, what colour belt represents the highest level?
5. Who wrote the popular novel Doctor Zhivago?
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You may be so excited about having learned something new that you can hardly stop thinking and talking about it. You might consider sharing these developments with others. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 9, 33, 36, 39.
Don’t allow the comments of others to frustrate you or ruin your plans. Simply do something that is more fun. You might be in too good a mood to get bogged down. Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 17, 22, 37, 43.
You may have a positive, “can-do” attitude. Your physical energy and stamina might be high. Feeling energetic could enable you to go after challenges with gusto. Lucky Numbers: 11, 19, 21, 29, 31, 39.
You may feel very compassionate and motivated to aim high. Inspiration, imagination, and dreams might help you to be in touch with your higher forces. Lucky Numbers: 2, 17, 22, 27, 34, 40.
Self-confidence and physical energy may run very high. You might undertake any challenge that confronts you. Competition could help you to assert yourself. Lucky Numbers: 12, 15, 23, 33, 38, 49.
Explore your ideas of desires and transformation. You may feel pressure to change, but try to eliminate stress in your life and reach your goals. Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 14, 24, 34, 44.
You might act on your passions, but try not to go to extremes. Stay clear about your purpose so that you can succeed without harming yourself or others. Lucky Numbers: 6, 9, 16, 19, 24, 37.
You may feel more compassionate and intuitive. You might be much more willing to empathize, and you could find that some people really do need your help. Lucky Numbers: 8, 11, 15, 25, 35, 45.
You may have an impulse to experiment with new methods or routines. Someone might invite you to do something new. If you go along with them, you may be glad you did. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 11, 22, 33.
You may feel pressured to think hard and fast, and to handle many small details. Your quick reaction might help you obtain the great accomplishments you deserve. Lucky Numbers: 21, 26, 29, 31, 36, 39.
You may meet all of your social obligations. You might learn not to take things so personally. Listening well could help you to understand how to improve your relationships. Lucky Numbers: 12, 21, 22, 33, 39, 41.
You may need to take a real break from your daily routine. You might find that the solace will provide you with a much needed inner or spiritual rejuvenation. Lucky Numbers: 6, 9, 13, 16, 19, 21.
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Sound the siren: The first civilian ambulances were horse and buggy teams that carried medical equipment and were used to pick up patients in New York City. Dr. Edward L. Dalton of Bellevue Hospital started the service in 1869.
Northern player: Jordin Tootoo was the first player of Inuk descent to play in the National Hockey League. From Rankin Inlet, Nunavut, in northern Canada, his career started with the Nashville Predators in 2003. He retired in 2018.
Fast wave: Tsunamis, those enormous waves that can cause harm to coastal regions, occur most often in the Pacific Ocean’s Ring of Fire. They can travel across the ocean at speeds of up
to 800 kilometres (500 miles) an hour.
Protein source: Lots of people put tofu into their stir-fries. This soybean product is made from pressing soymilk curds into blocks. Tofu is a source of protein and is enjoyed by those who want protein from a substitute for meat.
Skating phenom: Sonja Henie was a famous figure skater. Born in Oslo, Norway, in 1912, she won many medals in competitions, including three golds in the Winter Olympics of 1928, 1932, and 1936. She died in 1969.
Hotel sign: “Our towels are so fluffy, it will be hard to put them in your suitcase.”
The absent-minded professor saw a sign on his door that said, “Back in 30 minutes.” So he sat down to wait.
Life is like high school algebra. Every time you solve one problem, the teacher is waiting to give you another.
No job is so simple that it can’t be done wrong.
A baby brightens up a home. Since ours came, the lights have been on all night!
Trivia Answers: 1. Connecticut 2. True 3. Home furnishings
4. Red (9th degree black belt) 5. Boris Pasternak
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Dec 7 - 13, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Fast flight: If you were on a certain British Airways flight from New York to London in early February 2020, you would have enjoyed a very quick trip indeed. Flight 112 had the help of a powerful jet stream that created a strong tailwind for the journey. The jet plane reached London in an amazing four hours and 56 minutes. On average, the flight takes six hours and 13 minutes, so passengers arrived at their destination much earlier than expected. The plane reached a speed of over 1,280 kilometres per hour (800 miles per hour) during the flight.
Priceless painting: If you are anything like Vladimir Mkrtchyan of Moscow, you’d better hold on to your childhood artwork. Now a journalist, Mkrtchyan decided to put a painting on the market that he had created when he was just six years old. The surprise selling price is 140 million Ruble (approx $2.4 million CAD). The picture portrays a man riding a horse, and the artist claims it reveals Soviet-era realities. Entitled “Red Army Man on Horse,” Mkrtchyan found the picture during house cleaning. While not many buyers have come forth, the artist doesn’t intend to lower the price.
Bad Luck Chuck: Milwaukee, Wisconsin (U.S.), is home of the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum. It houses a large collection of those little figurines with the oversized heads that bob up and down. The dolls portray a huge variety of figures, such as sports heroes, emojis and characters from movies. One of the newest bobbleheads is “Bad Luck Chuck,” a caricature of Charles Penn, who is a super fan of the Kansas City Chiefs football team. He is known to make the team lose if he attends games. Hopefully, those who buy a Bad Luck Chuck bobblehead will keep the figurine at home! See Chuck here: www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Don’t try it: At Pascual Bilboa, a tailoring shop in Bilboa, Spain, customers must pay €15 to try on clothes. Owners Camino Azula Pascual and brother Carlos made the new rule because, with 40 years of experience making custom clothing, they can know people’s measurements just by eyeing them. The skilled owners grew tired of people coming into the shop for advice, which could be a two-hour consultation, and then buying clothing somewhere else. They are confident that their skills and their quality clothing will keep customers coming back, despite the controversial fee.
“I’ll walk where my own nature would be leading; it vexes me to choose another guide.” - Emily Brontë
“Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.” - William Shakespeare
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Mark Your Calendars for 2021! Kris Kringle Market is scheduled for November 18, 19, 20 & 21, 2021 in Nanaimo. Rekindle your Christmas joy, as it is not all about the gifts & toys. Maybe… just maybe, Christmas means so much more! No market this year. Stay safe & be well. Crafters visit www.kriskringle.ca to reserve your spot for next year.
Ladysmith Festival of Lights: It will look a little bit different this year but the lights will still be lit and on display until Sunday, Jan. 9/21. There will be no formal light-up but the beauty will remain. To donate, please check out ‘Go Fund Me’ Ladysmith Festival of Lights LEDs.
Seated Tai Chi: Every Tues., until Dec. 15, 10-11am. We are online thru Zoom. Movements taught in this class can help to increase circulation and lymph flow, as well as to open the joints and stretch the tendons and ligaments. Contact Elly at elly@cdisle.ca
Winter Solstice Art Exhibit: Skye Skagfeld featuring Dennis Brown, St Joseph’s Artist Studios Gallery, 9735 Elm St., Chemainus, December 18 – 21, Gallery times, 2–7pm or by appointment: SkyeSkagfeld@hotmail.com / 250-668-6880. Timing of this art exhibition follows Skye’s tradition of celestial showcases. Landscape is Forever colourfully captures this impending brightness; intriguing and vivid artwork inspired by the infinity symbol (∞).
Global Village Nanaimo is now open until December 24, 2020 at 6581 Aulds Road - near Staples, Home Depot and BCAA, 10am-5pm, Monday thru Saturday or shop online 24/7 at www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Kris Kringle Kookie Recipe: This recipe belonged to the Kringle family for centuries & now to be shared with your family. Enjoy!
1 1/3 C of grace (softened); 1 1/2 C of sweet disposition; 2 be kind, 2 2/3 C of heart (most important ingredient); 1/4 tsp of grumbling; 1 1/2 C of patience; 1 C of faithfulness; 1 1/2 C of gratefulness.
In a lg bowl, cream grace with a little bit of sweet disposition, and 2 be kind, put in your heart with a little bit of grumbling. Mix until blended. Add your faithfulness with all of the patience. Cover & chill for one hour. Roll out the dough on lightly floured board to 1cm. Cut into desired shapes with kookie kutters. Space 5cm apart on kookie sheets & brush with gratitude. Sprinkle with additional sweet disposition or decorate with candied fruits or walnuts. Bake with love in a 350 degree oven for 12-15 min or until golden brown. Cool for 2 -3 minutes on pan. Remove to wire rack, to cool completely. An an additional 1/2 C of patience may be substituted for faithfulness. Makes 1 1/2 - 2 dozen Kris Kringle Kookies. Watch the ‘magic’ unfold when these kookies are eaten. A VERY ‘Merry Kringle’ to all! Please keep safe!
1 1/3 C of grace (softened); 1 1/2 C of sweet disposition; 2 be kind, 2 2/3 C of heart (most important ingredient); 1/4 tsp of grumbling; 1 1/2 C of patience; 1 C of faithfulness; 1 1/2 C of gratefulness.
In a lg bowl, cream grace with a little bit of sweet disposition, and 2 be kind, put in your heart with a little bit of grumbling. Mix until blended. Add your faithfulness with all of the patience. Cover & chill for one hour. Roll out the dough on lightly floured board to 1cm. Cut into desired shapes with kookie kutters. Space 5cm apart on kookie sheets & brush with gratitude. Sprinkle with additional sweet disposition or decorate with candied fruits or walnuts. Bake with love in a 350 degree oven for 12-15 min or until golden brown. Cool for 2 -3 minutes on pan. Remove to wire rack, to cool completely. An an additional 1/2 C of patience may be substituted for faithfulness. Makes 1 1/2 - 2 dozen Kris Kringle Kookies. Watch the ‘magic’ unfold when these kookies are eaten. A VERY ‘Merry Kringle’ to all! Please keep safe!
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
Please Note: The printed version of Coffee News is currently available in the Parksville/Qualicum, Nanaimo, Ladysmith, Chemainus, Duncan and Victoria regions of Vancouver Island. More areas coming soon.
1. In The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, what was the destination of Dorothy and friends?
2. Who invented the elevator?3. What type of wood is traditionally used in wine barrels?
4. A bird called the kookaburra is native to what country?
5. If you have heliophobia, what are you afraid of?
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Strength of mind may be your theme. You might have the ability and stamina to work carefully and to accomplish something of real, practical value for yourself. Lucky Numbers: 21, 28, 31, 38, 41, 48.
You may be receptive to new ideas and be better able to see things in a clearer light. Take stock of the direction of your life, then try to make necessary adjustments and good decisions. Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 22, 29, 38, 49.
Cooperation may very likely be required. You might gain support from those who previously ignored your requests. Influential people could be more willing to assist you. Lucky Numbers: 17, 27, 33, 37, 40, 48.
You may be very persuasive, but perhaps not enough to influence those who are not interested in your cause. Try to be more flexible with your preconceived ideas. Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 29, 34, 46, 49.
Communicate your feelings clearly. You may want to take the initiative to engage with someone in your personal life. Professional relationships might be competitive as well. Lucky Numbers: 14, 18, 23, 31, 40, 44.
You may clearly understand recent issues. Original ideas and insights might energize your new perspective and make it easier to deal with messy personal matters. Lucky Numbers: 4, 7, 13, 19, 28, 36.
Your patience may be required to achieve optimal results. You might need to focus on the most fundamental and basic structural level. No need for superficial talk. Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 21, 36, 41, 45.
You could be a very powerful speaker. Your mind might work well. You may be able to dig below the surface to understand the depth of an issue and explain your findings. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 22, 27, 42, 47.
Physical outlets may help increase your positive energies. Expressing yourself boldly and confidently might be easy. You won’t likely require approval from others. Lucky Numbers: 10, 19, 24, 33, 40, 49.
Personal matters may reign very high. You might be able to warm up to people with whom you feel most comfortable. You could gain a better appreciation of them. Lucky Numbers: 7, 28, 30, 37, 40, 46.
You may have the confidence to meet your responsibilities with great optimism. This might allow you to use your best judgment to find good solutions to challenges. Lucky Numbers: 4, 23, 34, 43, 44, 47.
Your word may be your bond, so be very careful what you promise. Your mental effort, concentration, and total commitment might greatly help the causes of others. Lucky Numbers: 2, 13, 18, 19, 22, 48.
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Official home: Most Canadians know the significance of 24 Sussex Drive in the country’s capital of Ottawa, Ontario. It is the official residence of Canada’s prime minister.
Celebrities: American movie director Quentin Tarantino has had many successful films, including 2019’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. His birth father, Tony Tarantino, is an actor and musician.
Red rash: Those who have had chicken pox as a child are at risk for a condition called shingles later in life. Although treatable, it causes a painful rash. Shingles is caused by the chicken pox virus, varicella-zoster.
Popular seed: Quinoa (pronounced “KEEN-wah”) is becoming a popular ingredient in salads and soups. A grain crop, it is grown for its seeds, which are edible. Quinoa is gluten-free and can be white, red, or black.
Trunk snouts: Seals are marine mammals that live in different areas of the world, both in polar and tropical waters. The largest species is the Southern elephant seal. Its name comes from the appearance of its snout, which resembles a trunk.
What’s the best way to talk to a tarantula? Long distance.
Graffiti: “This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received instructions as to what to do and where to go.”
Did you hear about the day the office computers broke down and everybody had to think?
If builders built buildings the way lawyers write laws, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd.
Trivia Answers: 1. The Emerald City 2. Elisha Otis 3. Oak
4. Australia 5. Sunlight
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Nov 30 - Dec 6, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Spider-Man hero: An Indonesian man discovered that a Spider-Man costume can attract a lot of positive attention. Rudi Hartono, of Parepare, South Sulawesi, was concerned about all the litter in the streets, and he took it upon himself to go on clean-up missions. However, no one else followed his example until he dressed as Spider-Man. He had purchased the costume to amuse his nephew, but decided to wear it while picking up garbage. People took notice and started joining him in his endeavour. Since then, he has become a bit of a superhero in his community.
Ball catcher: Many dogs like to play catch, but one Labrador retriever, named Finley, can’t get enough of it. Finley lives in Canandaigua, New York (U.S.), with his human family, the Molloys. He has fine-tuned his catching skills to the point that he can fit six tennis balls in his mouth without help from his human playmates. When he was two years old, he could pick up four balls; eventually he graduated to five, and then to six. Finley looks a bit odd with all those balls in his mouth, but his family is convinced he is proud of his unusual talent. See Finley in action at www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Birds of a feather: An artist from Bogotá, Colombia, wanted to learn about nature, so she started by observing and studying various species of birds. This led Diana Beltran Herrera to the art of making beautiful and precise life-size sculptures of birds from basic materials, such as paper and wire. She creates a form for the bird and then cuts and glues paper feathers to the form. She paints each creation so that it looks real. Her work includes pelicans, roosters, parrots, sparrows, and many more. Over time, Herrera has managed to create sculptures representing over 100 bird species.
Key conundrum: It’s not unusual for people to lose their car keys. They might leave them in a restaurant or accidentally drop them on the ground. But not many people lose their keys the way Jovino Huerta lost his. Huerta is a political candidate in Huánuco, Peru. While campaigning, he decided to hand out key chains with the phrase, “Vamos Peru!” Unfortunately, in the excitement of meeting people and shaking their hands, Huerta gave his own keys to someone by mistake. He explained his plight on social media, hoping that they would be returned. No word on that yet.
“A faithful friend is a strong defence; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure.” - Louisa May Alcott
“Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.” - Aesop
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Great Nanaimo Toy Drive 2020 Need Toys & Volunteers: Registration by phone only 250-323-3076 from now until Dec. 4, 10am-4pm, Monday to Friday. Volunteer toy selection only. Visit: https://thegreatnanaimotoydrive.ca for more info.
Ladysmith Festival of Lights: It will look a little bit different this year but the lights will still be lit and on display until Sunday, Jan. 9/21. There will be no formal light-up but the beauty will remain. To donate, please check out ‘Go Fund Me’ Ladysmith Festival of Lights LEDs.
Seated Tai Chi: Every Tues., until Dec. 15, 10-11am. We are online thru Zoom. Movements taught in this class can help to increase circulation and lymph flow, as well as to open the joints and stretch the tendons and ligaments. Contact Elly at elly@cdisle.ca
Winter Solstice Art Exhibit: Skye Skagfeld featuring Dennis Brown, St Joseph’s Artist Studios Gallery, 9735 Elm St., Chemainus, December 18 – 21, Gallery times, 2–7pm or by appointment: SkyeSkagfeld@hotmail.com / 250-668-6880. Timing of this art exhibition follows Skye’s tradition of celestial showcases. Landscape is Forever colourfully captures this impending brightness; intriguing and vivid artwork inspired by the infinity symbol (∞).
Global Village Nanaimo is now open until December 24, 2020 at 6581 Aulds Road - near Staples, Home Depot and BCAA, 10am-5pm, Monday thru Saturday or shop online 24/7 at www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. What type of acid is in a lemon?
2. Which whales are called “canaries of the sea”?
5. In what major city will you find The Louvre?
2. Which whales are called “canaries of the sea”?
3. The art of tie-dying became a fashion statement in the 1930s, 1950s, or 1960s?
4. What are Op-Eds that appear primarily in publications?5. In what major city will you find The Louvre?
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You may be powerfully and emotionally attracted to someone you encounter in a social setting. Your current relationships could intensify. Expect some fireworks! Lucky Numbers: 23, 26, 33, 36, 43, 46.
You may be happiest and in the best humour when doing something very creative. You might require help and cooperation from others in order to meet your current goals. Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 21, 27, 32, 39.
Major changes might be successfully begun now. Getting what you really want and moving toward achieving your goals may be very important to you. Lucky Numbers: 7, 13, 24, 33, 43, 44.
You may have an incredible amount of energy and have enthusiasm to spare. You might launch a new enterprise using your creative visualization for innovative projects. Lucky Numbers: 3, 18, 24, 30, 36, 42.
Physical thrills and excitement may strongly appeal to you. You might want to do something totally out of the ordinary. This could yield mostly positive surprises. Lucky Numbers: 11, 15, 19, 31, 35, 39.
You may need to have a heart-to-heart talk with a friend or advisor on matters of personal relationships. You could gain a better appreciation and rapport as a result. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 20, 24, 43, 46.
Being realistic in your close relationships is essential. Certain people may not really be worth the effort. Face the truth and make the changes that are required. Lucky Numbers: 22, 29, 31, 38, 40, 47.
Try not to overextend yourself as you attempt to advance your personal causes. Don’t allow negative comments from others to take away your enthusiasm. Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 9, 19, 21, 27.
You may be very serious and not very likely to compromise. This intensity might help you push through obstacles and deepen your understanding of others. Lucky Numbers: 1, 22, 28, 30, 42, 46.
Your mind may function much better for learning than for teaching. Share your enthusiasm, but avoid lecturing others, especially about emotional subjects. Lucky Numbers: 12, 15, 18, 21, 22, 25.
Your patience and ability to work hard could be prominent. Your concentration may be excellent, and you might be able to focus on accomplishing your ultimate goals. Lucky Numbers: 10, 11, 17, 19, 36, 42.
Others shouldn’t lightly dismiss you. You may work with great intensity. Stay on course, you might be able to work your way through any obstacles thrown your way. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 12, 24, 42, 44.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 6.
Cuts and scrapes: People often call adhesive bandages “Band-Aids.” That term is actually a brand name for the first adhesive wound covering, which was invented in 1920 by Earle Dickson of Johnson and Johnson Company.
The Force displayed: Steve Sansweet is known for his collection of Star Wars memorabilia. He has amassed thousands of items, which are on display at the Rancho Obi-Wan museum in Petaluma, California (U.S.).
Animal cross: A beefalo is a cross between a cow and a buffalo (also known as bison). Specifically, a beefalo is 37.5% bison. The meat of this animal is touted to have less cholesterol and fat than conventional beef.
Strong winds: A cyclone is a strong, spiralling storm that can be destructive. Winds rotate around a midpoint of low pressure. North of the Equator, they spiral counter-clockwise, and they spiral clockwise if south of the Equator.
Preventing sunburn: The rhinoceros is the second largest land animal, next to the elephant. Living in Africa and Asia, these beasts can get sunburn on their thick skin. That’s why they like rolling in the mud.
Guest: “When I made this reservation, I specifically requested a room facing the ocean.”
Desk clerk: “Well, you didn’t specify which ocean.”Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Consultant: someone who gets $100 an hour to tell you the same thing your assistant told you last week.
I have a baby car. It goes everywhere with a rattle.
There are only three kinds of humans: those that count, and those that can’t.
Trivia Answers: 1. Citric 2. Beluga whales 3. 1960s 4. Opinion pieces 5. Paris, France
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Nov 23 - 29, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Pen art: Most people use a ballpoint pen for taking notes. Not Samia Al Homsi Dagher of Tripoli, Lebanon. This talented artist, who is also a software engineer, uses the ubiquitous writing instrument to create beautiful and realistic portraits. The illustrator has had lots of time to hone her skills; she was only five years old when she started drawing. Now, she is well-known for her work and receives commissions from many individuals, including celebrities, as well as average folk. That’s because her work is so precise that the portraits could be mistaken for photographs.
Icky desserts? How would you feel if you were presented with a dessert that looks like a kitchen sponge topped with a sudsy soap bubble? Or beans on toast? However, if the dessert is made by British chef Ben Churchill, you’d be wise to overlook the illusion and take a bite. That’s because Churchill’s creations are sweet treats. For example, the beans are made of marzipan and sit atop a cake drizzled with a sweet orange-red syrup that appears to be ketchup. The kitchen scrubber is really an olive oil sponge cake topped with green mint crumbs, with sweet milk foam as soapsuds. It’s a weird but interesting hobby! See the “icky desserts” here: www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Bottle cap art: A Russian grandmother discovered a unique medium with which to make her art: plastic bottle caps. Nina Krinitsina, of the village of Makarye, designs mosaics using caps of different colours. She displays the mosaics on the walls of her house and in her garden, and passersby have noticed. To get the caps, Krinitsina searches for discarded bottles. She will even go on searches at the town’s landfill site to find them. The artist’s subject matter leans towards Russian folktale and cartoon characters. She is so prolific that families bring their children to view her works, bringing bottle caps as payment.
Blue man: A Canadian man really likes the colour blue. In fact, Donnie Snider of Scarborough, Ontario, likes a certain hue of blue so much that he decided to tattoo his whole body with the colour. Formerly a forklift driver, Snider now makes and sells jewelry, but he’s also spent a lot of time tattooing himself. He started by asking his sister to tattoo some blue onto his leg. After that, he decided to become a complete non-conformist. He slowly, but surely, completed different portions of his body, including his hands and face. Needless to say, Snider attracts attention from friends and strangers alike.
“The growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair.”
- Sarah Orne Jewett
“Endurance is patience concentrated.” - Thomas Carlyle
- Sarah Orne Jewett
“Endurance is patience concentrated.” - Thomas Carlyle
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Ladysmith Festival of Lights: It will look a little bit different this year but the lights will still be lit on Thursday, Nov. 26/20 & on display until Sunday, Jan. 9/21. There will be no formal light-up but the beauty will remain. To donate, please check out ‘Go Fund Me’ Ladysmith Festival of Lights LEDs.
Nanaimo Christmas Village will celebrate its 20th year! It will be a pop-up style event this year to comply with all regulations. Enjoy a great selection of local arts & crafts, baking & hot-served German food. Join us November 27-28, 10am-7pm, at the German Cultural Centre, 71 Caledonia Ave.
Great Nanaimo Toy Drive 2020 Need Toys & Volunteers: Registration by phone only 250-323-3076 from now until Dec. 4, 10am-4pm, Monday to Friday. Volunteer toy selection only. Visit: https://thegreatnanaimotoydrive.ca for more info.
Nanaimo’s Songwriters Circle: Held 1st Thursday of the month, next one on Dec. 3. We meet at 6pm. We have moved to the street level, 60 Commercial St. A place to meet other composers get support & find others to collaborate with. For more info, call Pam Edgar, 250-751-7975.
Seated Tai Chi: Every Tues., until Dec. 15, 10-11am. We are online thru Zoom. Movements taught in this class can help to increase circulation and lymph flow, as well as to open the joints and stretch the tendons and ligaments. Contact Elly at elly@cdisle.ca
Winter Solstice Art Exhibit: Skye Skagfeld featuring Dennis Brown, St Joseph’s Artist Studios Gallery, 9735 Elm St., Chemainus, December 18 – 21, Gallery times, 2–7pm or by appointment: SkyeSkagfeld@hotmail.com / 250-668-6880. Timing of this art exhibition follows Skye’s tradition of celestial showcases. Landscape is Forever colourfully captures this impending brightness; intriguing and vivid artwork inspired by the infinity symbol (∞).
Global Village Nanaimo is now open until December 24, 2020 at 6581 Aulds Road - near Staples, Home Depot and BCAA, 10am-5pm, Monday thru Saturday or shop online 24/7 at www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Nanaimo’s Year Round ‘Island Roots’ Farmers’ Market moves indoor for the winter months. Local vendors bring their goods every Wed., 2-6pm to Beban Park, Centennial Building. Please come to support the local community.
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. In what galaxy is our solar system?
2. What is kleptomania?
3. A campfire treat of graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate is called what?
4. The symbol for krypton is Kr, Kp, or Kn?
2. What is kleptomania?
3. A campfire treat of graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate is called what?
4. The symbol for krypton is Kr, Kp, or Kn?
5. On average how many gallons of milk does a cow produce each day?
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The power within you may be stronger, once you begin trusting yourself enough to use it. You might be able to show your strength in order to overcome major obstacles. Lucky Numbers: 1, 7, 17, 27, 37, 47.
You may be seeking love and approval for your new creative project. You might be more than well-equipped to attract others with your magnetic energy. Lucky Numbers: 22, 26, 34, 39, 42, 46.
Take the time you need to plan and to more efficiently tackle your projects. Build for the future, but be willing to work hard and have
patience while awaiting the results. Lucky Numbers: 10, 13, 18, 40, 43, 48.
patience while awaiting the results. Lucky Numbers: 10, 13, 18, 40, 43, 48.
If you want to make an impression, make a strong statement to the world about who you are. Your presence may have an effect upon the people around you. Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 21, 25, 30, 40.
You might reflect on your deepest desires and be more open in approaching them. Try not to react too intensely if you feel that you are not being appreciated enough. Lucky Numbers: 6, 16, 26, 35, 36, 46.
Don’t feel resentful if others try to manipulate your words. Heal your wounds by rising above it. Do your best to pay close attention to finish off old business. Lucky Numbers: 11, 32, 36, 39, 40, 45.
Find yourself a good place to take advantage of your mental energy. An unplanned discussion may come from expressing yourself or from a simple conversation. Lucky Numbers: 5, 7, 10, 14, 15, 21.
Your business dealings might generate a harmonious atmosphere that fosters very good understanding. Contracts signed now may likely be successful. Lucky Numbers: 10, 16, 32, 38, 44, 49.
Your amorous feelings may be strong and compelling. You might tend to be more demanding of the energy and affection of others. Be patient and understanding. Lucky Numbers: 4, 9, 19, 24, 39, 43.
Your inventiveness and imagination may help you find answers. You might not want to deal with things in an ordinary way. Bring something new into your life. Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 21, 25, 30, 34.
You may feel more confident and have more real faith in yourself. By projecting your imagination, you might receive a warm, welcoming response from important people. Lucky Numbers: 13, 17, 32, 33, 42, 47.
You may want to spread your wings to seek out new opportunities. With a little care or attention to detail, you might be able to bring yourself closer to your ultimate goals. Lucky Numbers: 8, 17, 25, 34, 41, 47.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 5.
Different colours: Very few people have one eye that is a different colour than the other eye. Called heterochromia, this rare condition is usually caused by heredity, but can be acquired due to an eye injury or a medical condition.
Big quake: The Cascadia earthquake, largest known earthquake in Canada, occurred off the southwest coast of the western province of British Columbia. It happened on January 26, 1700, and is estimated to have had a magnitude of nine.
Early sitcoms: Today, situation comedies (sitcoms) are a big part of television programming. They got their start in the 1950s, with such well-known shows as I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, and The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show.
Good for you: Almonds are good to eat. They are high in monounsaturated fat, which helps to reduce the risk of heart disease. They also contain other nutrients, such as vitamin E, magnesium, and potassium.
Fake title: When making the 1997 movie, Titanic, American director James Cameron didn’t want other movie studios to know that his project was about the doomed luxury liner. So he used a fake title, Planet Ice.
What do you get when you cross a mink with a kangaroo? A fur coat with pockets.
Golfer: “Notice any improvements since last year?”
Caddy: “Yes, you bought a new golf bag.”
Golfer: “Notice any improvements since last year?”
Caddy: “Yes, you bought a new golf bag.”
Trial lawyer to a spouse: “It was a terrible day in court. I exhibited moral outrage when I meant to show righteous indignation.”
We have one of those floor lamps with three degrees of brightness: dim, flicker, and out.
Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
Trivia Answers: 1. The Milky Way 2. Obsessive desire to steal 3. S’mores 4. Kr 5. Six to seven
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Nov 16 - 22, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Best for baby: If you want the best of the best for your baby, you can get it from a company in Spain called Suommo. But you’d have to be quite wealthy to afford some of their wares. Suommo sells things like cribs and baby bottles, and the items are designed with flair and made of expensive components such as gold. Even the company’s baby pacifiers are things of beauty. Parents can purchase one of three styles: diamond and gold, diamond and white gold, or diamond and rose gold. For those on a budget, some less expensive items are available, but the prices still will likely make a buyer think twice.
Motorcycle madness: Men wanting to impress their girlfriends should avoid breaking the law to do so. A man named Lalit from New Delhi, India, learned this the hard way. Lalit’s girlfriend had made fun of him because he did not own a motorcycle. So Lalit enlisted the help of a friend to steal as many of the two-wheeled vehicles as possible. Before getting caught by the cops, the pair managed to steal eight high-end motorcycles for the simple purpose of showing off to Lalit’s girlfriend. The water plant worker did not have a criminal record before, but he and his friend do now!
Avocado creations: You’ve never seen an avocado like one carved by Daniele Barresi of Bagnara Calabra, Italy. The food sculptor got interested in carving at a young age, and he has tried many mediums, including soap and resin. But it’s the carvings he creates in avocado halves that really attract attention. He turns the soft flesh of the fruit into detailed representations of flowers, vines, fruit, faces, and animals. Sometimes the pit is kept in place and carved as well, becoming part of the picture. Other times, the pit is discarded to make room for another unique scene. Whatever the case, this art is edible! See them here: www.myCoffeeNews.ca/extra
Fantastic fondant: Lots of people love cake decorating, but China’s Zhou Yi takes the craft to the highest level. Known as “Sugar King,” this creative artist makes intricate sculptures out of fondant. The figures he makes might be empresses, warriors, or fairies. Every eyelash is created individually, and the folds in clothing are draped realistically. Zhou Yi started by modelling dough, but got bored. He discovered fondant and realized it was the medium he needed to extend his creativity to more elaborate works. Today, Sugar King is well-known around the world, and his creations are very expensive.
“Much learning does not teach understanding.”
- Heraclitus
“People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.” - Aesop
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
AV Lions Annual 48th Annual Online Auction: Online bidding starts Nov. 12, 10am until Nov. 19, 8pm. Please visit: avlionsauction.com All of the 200 items to be auctioned & more details, can be viewed on our website.
Ladysmith Festival of Lights: It will look a little bit different this year but the lights will still be lit on Thursday, Nov. 26/20 & on display until Sunday, Jan. 9/21. There will be no formal light-up but the beauty will remain. To donate, please check out ‘Go Fund Me’ Ladysmith Festival of Lights LEDs.
Nanaimo’s Songwriters Circle: Held 1st Thursday of the month, next one on Dec. 3. We meet at 6pm. We have moved to the street level, 60 Commercial St. A place to meet other composers get support & find others to collaborate with. For more info, call Pam Edgar, 250-751-7975.
Seated Tai Chi: Every Tues., until Dec. 15, 10-11am. We are online thru Zoom. Movements taught in this class can help to increase circulation and lymph flow, as well as to open the joints and stretch the tendons and ligaments. Contact Elly at elly@cdisle.ca
Global Village Nanaimo is now open until December 24, 2020 at 6581 Aulds Road - near Staples, Home Depot and BCAA, 10am-5pm, Monday thru Saturday or shop online 24/7 at www.globalvillagenanaimo.com
Nanaimo’s Year Round ‘Island Roots’ Farmers’ Market moves indoor for the winter months. Local vendors bring their goods every Wed., 2-6pm to Beban Park, Centennial Building. Please come to support the local community.
Just a reminder that Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion on printing. Here’s what he had to say about Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island”. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy
1. Banff National Park is located in which Canadian province?
2. Sisters Serena and Venus Williams are top players in which sport?
3. If you are visiting the city called Buenos Aires, what country are you in?
4. The first-born son of Prince Harry and wife Meghan is Archie, Arlo, or Albert?
5. What is the highest mountain in Canada?(see bottom for answers)
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Motivate yourself and others to spur some forward motion. Try to put your energy into something productive, rather than waiting for something to happen. Lucky Numbers: 8, 22, 27, 31, 35, 42.
You may feel optimistic and have faith that you will be successful. You might come across to others with confidence and receive responses that are welcome. Lucky Numbers: 10, 23, 27, 33, 41, 44.
Communicate clearly to break the ice and clear away any confusion. Even relationships that are very open and loving may begin to gain greater appreciation. Lucky Numbers: 6, 16, 22, 29, 35, 40.
You may have strong mental energy & be eager to confront intellectual or conceptual problems. Brainstorming with others could help you to translate your ideas into action. Lucky Numbers: 4, 12, 24, 30, 44, 48.
You may have opportunities to assert yourself in a positive manner which might put you in a leadership role. Push away any limitations that others impose on you. Lucky Numbers: 3, 9, 15, 18, 30, 36.
You might feel restless, yet free-spirited. You may have to loosen up or break free from existing rules. You may seek spontaneity and have little patience with idleness. Lucky Numbers: 6, 19, 24, 36, 40, 47.
You may need to get your personal affairs in order and start to streamline your current daily routine. Don’t allow the weight of the world to remain on your shoulders. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 9, 12, 32, 42.
You may be called upon to stand up for others in a leadership role. Your instincts could be very sharp, and you might be able to perform very successfully. Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 14, 22, 29, 38.
You may argue a good case. Your mind might be sharp and your responses quick. You may be able to speak very convincingly so that no one mistakes your opinions. Lucky Numbers: 10, 11, 22, 23, 30, 41.
You may feel especially energetic & may push for the interests of others. Cooperation for an idealistic purpose might be satisfying if their concerns receive more attention. Lucky Numbers: 21, 26, 31, 36, 41, 46.
Your inventiveness and intuition might be used for more practical purposes. Explaining may not be easy, but try to take the time to make things crystal clear. Lucky Numbers: 2, 20, 29, 32, 39, 40.
You might need to stay in close contact with your roots. You might feel inspired and excited about your originality and imagination, leading to a revelation about yourself. Lucky Numbers: 7, 19, 25, 31, 41, 47.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 3.
About strawberries: Strawberries come from the plant called “fragaria.” The berry is full of vitamin C and is sweet and juicy when ripe. Strawberries become perishable soon after they are picked.
Short on space: In Amsterdam, Holland, narrow houses line the canals. Three in particular – Singel 7, Oude Hoogstraat 22, and Kloveniersburgwal 26 – are worth a look. They are only about two metres (6.5 ft.) wide. One of them has a tearoom at street level.
Spectacular view: The Cliffs of Moher, located on Ireland’s west coast near the County Clare village of Liscannor, are an amazing spectacle. Reaching a height of 214 metres (700 ft.), they stretch for eight kilometres (five miles) along the Atlantic coast.
Big bird: The great blue heron has greyish-blue feathers and is the largest of North American herons. They hunt for fish and insects in both freshwater and saltwater, and they build their nests in tall trees, shrubs, or on the ground.
Percussion king: Ringo Starr, the drummer for The Beatles, was born Richard Starkey in Liverpool, England, in 1940. Before joining The Beatles in 1962, he was in a band called Rory Storm and the Hurricanes.
What’s black and white and black and white and purple?
A zebra rolling down a hill with a violet stuck in his hoof.
A comedian sent a telegram from Venice: “Streets full of water. Please advise!”
Politician: “Just remember, it’s a small world.”
Taxpayer: “Then why does it cost so much to run it?”
Psychologist: a person who encourages you to speak freely, and then charges you for listening.
With all the deductions from my paycheque, my take-home pay barely survives the trip!
A zebra rolling down a hill with a violet stuck in his hoof.
A comedian sent a telegram from Venice: “Streets full of water. Please advise!”
Politician: “Just remember, it’s a small world.”
Taxpayer: “Then why does it cost so much to run it?”
Psychologist: a person who encourages you to speak freely, and then charges you for listening.
With all the deductions from my paycheque, my take-home pay barely survives the trip!
Trivia Answers: 1. Alberta 2. Tennis 3. Argentina 4. Archie
5. Mount Logan