Sept 14 - 20, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Wrong way: Does the map application on cell phones always work? Salvatore Corrias, the mayor of the mountain village of Baunei on the island of Sardinia, Italy, does not think so. He has good reason for this opinion. In his area, dozens of emergency calls are made to the fire service and rescue teams by lost tourists who use an app to try to find a destination. The app’s directions send the tourists down dirt roads and trails, where they get lost or stuck. The dilemma has put a strain on the region’s budget. In response, the town is putting up warning signs that dissuade people from using the apps.
Thread art: An artist in Hong Kong uses a wooden frame, one long piece of thread and 300 nails as his medium. If the thread breaks, he has to start over. This is the work of Alfred Chen, who makes very realistic portraits of such personalities as Johnny Depp and Harry Potter. Chen starts with a digital image, which he changes to black and white to enhance the shadows and light areas. He makes a map of what his thread portrait will look like. Then he loops the 5,000-metre (16,400-ft.) long thread around the nails, crisscrossing it in the exact fashion required to create his work of art.
Hard pillow: Putting your head on a pillow at night is comforting, as you nestle into bed for sleep. However, what if that pillow was made of marble? The sculptures of Norwegian artist Håkon Anton Fagerås might fool people. His marble pillows look so real, with their creases and folds, that they seem like a sleeper’s head would sink right into them. Fagerås, of Oslo, is a renowned sculptor who creates life-size images of men, women, children, babies, and dogs.
Traffic jam? When people use a map app to pick a route to a destination, the map shows a red line on a road where a traffic jam is occurring. Simon Weckert, a German artist from Berlin, tried to outsmart the app by creating a fake traffic jam. He loaded a small wagon with 99 smartphones, all outfitted with SIM cards, and pulled it down the street. His slow movement replicated 99 phones stuck in one place, and the app responded by marking the street in red. Weckert’s point was that he could influence people’s actions in the real world because those who were using the app at the time were encouraged to take another route.
“He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.” - Lao-tzu
“Sometimes, with luck, we find the kind of true friend... that appears only two or three times in a lucky lifetime...”
- Barbara Holland
Our “What’s Happening” section that has typically resided in this space, for the past 24+ years, will return as soon as, well, more things become happening. Until then we will use this area to provide some useful information. We hope you can find it interesting.
You may have read the following in the past but we really want you to rest assured that we’ve done our research and know that handling Coffee News is SAFE!
We reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion. Here’s what he had to say about printing Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is effectively between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent. Have a wonderful day and keep spreading good energy across Vancouver Island. Best wishes... Dr Sharkawy”
Please continue to keep safe, keep your distance, keep your hands off your face and wash your hands! All the best!
1. An apple charlotte is a cake, a cookie, or a candy?
2. What is a homburg?
3. Over what body of water does the Tower Bridge span?
4. What are the three common primary colours?
5. Who wrote the poem The Raven?
2. What is a homburg?
3. Over what body of water does the Tower Bridge span?
4. What are the three common primary colours?
5. Who wrote the poem The Raven?
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Express yourself with confidence and imagination so others can understand what you want to do. You may need to be a little more open about your strategy. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 9, 16, 29, 35.
When life throws you some curves, remember that everyone has their ups and downs. Close friends and family may help you remember to count your blessings. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 22, 37, 39, 41.
Big expectations may bring some unexpected pressure. You might need to keep your poise and composure. Show others how well you can work with teammates. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 28, 29, 35, 49.
Your leadership skills may be required to organize a nearby domestic situation. Try to be yourself in all that you do. Feel free to express your ideas to help explain and support them. Lucky numbers: 15, 26, 29, 31, 36, 45.
You may know what areas of your life need to be cleaned up. Powerful people above you might notice your improvement. Focus on where you want to be in the future. Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 25, 37, 43, 48.
Your immediate plans may not prove to be as simple as you thought they would be. You might have to look at your data a little more closely to be able to fix the problem. Lucky numbers: 5, 17, 19, 23, 26, 46.
Old times may have changed, but you need to hold onto the best part of your past. You might start to feel more optimistic once you start to feel like your fun-loving self again. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 22, 24, 27.
You need to think outside the box. Stop turning your wheels in vain. Putting a little more thought into the solution might help you find a better resolution. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 33, 44, 46, 49.
Your ultimate goals may be solid. All eyes might be on your most recent accomplishments. Take advantage of this opportunity to thank others and to emphasize your achievements. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Even if you feel vulnerable to criticism by others right now, try to push those negative thoughts out of your mind. Once you focus, you might achieve your desired goals. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 12, 22, 23, 24.
Your past experiences may help you see past the imperfections of others and appreciate their talents. Once you do, your trails might follow a more positive direction. Lucky numbers: 13, 19, 26, 30, 34, 41.
You may need to maintain your strong attitude, even if others don’t understand your ability to visualize their ideas. The end result might serve to display your magical touch. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 2.
Sunny flag: Most people around the world would recognize Japan’s flag: a red circle placed precisely in the middle of the white background. The red circle represents the sun.
Caves and mountains: Canada is home to Banff National Park, located in the Canadian Rocky Mountains. Established in 1885, it is known for its alpine landscapes, hiking trails, and a large cave system called Castleguard Cave.
Laughing hyenas: Hyenas are known for their so-called laugh. However, the high-pitched, giggling vocalizations don’t mean they are happy. Rather, the sounds indicate that the animal feels threatened or frustrated.
Uncommon kale: The most common varieties of kale are the curly and the lacinato, but there is also redbor, which is deep purple, and red Russian, which has blue-green and purple-red leaves.
Scary movie: Famous English director Sir Alfred Hitchcock made the movie, The Birds, in 1963. It was based on a novella
by Daphne du Maurier, also English, and starred American actress Tippi Hedren.
How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate? Turn off the light.
Mom, texting: “What does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?”
Son: “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.”
Mom: “It’s ok, I’ll ask your sister. Love you, too.”
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Trivia Answers: 1. Cake 2. Man’s felt hat 3. River Thames
4. Blue, red, and yellow 5. Edgar Allan Poe
4. Blue, red, and yellow 5. Edgar Allan Poe
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Sept 7 - 13, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Rare street artist: Finding artists in public places who will draw caricatures of visitors is relatively common. However, discovering a sculptor who will mold a likeness into clay is harder to come across. In Changsha, in China’s Hunan province, a sculptor named Yan Junhai does exactly that. Having learned to sculpt at a young age, he uses his hands and a sculpting knife to create realistic busts of people he sees. As it is so rare to find someone like him on the street, visitors to Changsha might want to try to find him so he can make a souvenir for them to take home to show friends.
No rolling over: Paul Lavery and Jen Scott, his partner, didn’t think their loveable dachshund, Harlso, would ever learn any doggie tricks. They’d tried for years, with no luck, to teach him to sit or roll over. Then one day Lavery, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, put a toy on Harlso’s head. Lo and behold, the little critter carefully balanced it, keeping it there for quite some time. The couple gave their pet many more opportunities to balance things on his head, such as full glasses of water, donuts, and gingerbread men, and they posted photos on social media. Now, Harlso has an impressive following of admirers.
Fake mayor: Pichuclaco, a town in Chiapas, Mexico, has become known for its cut-out mayor. Mayor Moisés Aguilar Torres must be quite a busy man. Rather than attending an event at a health service organization, he sent a large cardboard cut-out of himself instead. As Torres was once a nurse, it was disappointing to the health service staff because they wanted to meet him. Instead, they had to suffice with a photo of themselves standing with the cut-out figure. Photos of the event have been circulated on social media. Some are critical about it, others find it humorous but, if anything, it’s peculiar!
Crazy crows: A man named Mohanan rescued two baby crows, but the mother didn’t like him touching her hatchlings. Mohanan, a tractor driver in Ambalavayal, Wayanad, India, found the hatchings under his vehicle and gently placed them on the side of the road. Now, a murder of crows, who must be part of the mother’s group, cackle loudly and fly at Mohanan every time he comes by the area. They don’t bother anyone else. The driver has tried disguising himself, but to no avail – somehow the crows can identify him. He has to carry a stick to ward them off, but he manages to laugh about this curious avian behaviour.
“What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?” - George Eliot
“Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.”
- John Quincy Adams
We’ve done our research & Coffee News is SAFE!
Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion. (If you aren’t already, we STRONGLY encourage you to follow Dr. Sharkawy on Facebook and/or Twitter). We have been following him on social media and watching him on CTV News since the beginning of March. His expertise and manner of explaining facts, go well beyond any other!
Here’s what Dr. Abdu Sharkawy had to say about printing Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is essentially between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent”.
Also, according to the BC Government Ministry of Education & Health AND to the Safety Guidelines of BC, printed paper has a very low chance of transmission. Thanks to the printing process it has been through, the paper is basically sterile. Research suggests that because paper is so porous, it carries the lowest potency, for the shortest amount of time.
We hope this settles any concerns you may have surrounding Covid-19 and the handling of printed material such as Coffee News. We hope that you all continue to keep safe, keep your distance, keep your hands off your face and wash your hands!
1. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum was published in 1900, 1920, or 1940?
2. What type of character is said to live in a bottle?3. A schnoz refers to a comedian, a type of beverage, or a nose?
4. In British currency, what is a quid?
5. Cryptozoology is the study of what?
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Listen to your intuitive feelings. They can successfully lead you to improve areas of your life that you may feel are lacking. Take the time you need to imagine all that can be. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
This may be a good time to revise your immediate plans. The expectations of others shouldn’t be your goal. You need only to please yourself by being true to your heart. Lucky numbers: 14, 24, 28, 29, 32, 44.
Taking time to share your enlightenment with younger people may enable you to make progress. Try to value the instinctive powers that you possess. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
You might be very surprised by how much you accomplish once you have others on your side. The positive energy you possess may help you meet tight deadlines. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 12, 25, 37, 41.
Your strong ties to your roots might help you deal with a situation from a very different perspective. You may be able to see how one’s words could be misunderstood. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 26, 28, 35, 45.
You may have been feeling the weight of your many responsibilities. Try to understand that once you get your routine on track, you might have much more time flexibility. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 18, 25, 36, 48.
Emotions may be running very high. Try hard to keep your own temper under control. Once you understand the truth, cooler heads should prevail. Lucky numbers: 15, 25, 27, 29, 37, 39.
Some interesting news from a great distance away may help you understand recent events. Your research and investigations may reveal the reasons for different stories. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 20, 27, 36, 44.
You may want to revitalize your present physical condition. Get yourself on a regime to keep fit. You might need to try your best to keep pace with everyone else. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Your strong emotions may cause you to second guess everything you do and say. Dig deep and try to be honest about how you really feel about your situation. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 14, 28, 33, 44.
Creative activities may lead you to a better understanding of yourself. Try not to get lost in your own world. Allow others to share enjoyment of your favourite interests. Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
You may feel like you have been working far too hard. You may need to find ways to change your tired, old routine and take some time to smell the flowers. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 24, 31, 37, 44.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 8.
Musical place: The Canadian Music Hall of Fame is located at Studio Bell in Calgary, Alberta. The building also houses the Canadian Country Music Hall of Fame, along with studios, performance spaces, and a large collection of musical instruments.
Aromatic scent: Trees of the Boswelia sacra, which grow in Oman, Yemen, and the Horn of Africa, are the source of sap which, when dried, becomes frankincense. For centuries, this aromatic sap has had many uses.
Princely award: American musician Prince and his band, The Revolution, released their Purple Rain album in 1984. This was Prince’s sixth studio album, which was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 2011.
Needlework: There are numerous species of porcupine, but all have coats covered with quills that are as sharp as needles. The quills lie flat unless the animal feels threatened, then they stand up as the porcupine attempts to scare away the predator.
Sea and sand: The North African country of Tunisia is bordered to the north and east by the Mediterranean Sea. It is also home to part of the Sahara Desert, and adventurous visitors can book treks using camels as transportation.
Sign on a wishing well: Wish Carefully, NO Refunds.
Fisherman: “Where can I find the most fish?”
Guide: “Between the head and the tail.”
How many 16-year-olds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whatever.
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
Patron: “How many reference librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
Librarian: “I don’t know. I’ll have to check on that and get back to you.”
Fisherman: “Where can I find the most fish?”
Guide: “Between the head and the tail.”
How many 16-year-olds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whatever.
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
Patron: “How many reference librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
Librarian: “I don’t know. I’ll have to check on that and get back to you.”
Trivia Answers: 1. 1900 2. A genie 3. Nose 4. Slang for British pound 5. Legendary animals
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Aug 31 - Sept 6, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
No privacy: A hotel proprietor in Fukuoka, Japan, is banking on making money in a unique way. Tetsuya Inoue runs Asahi Ryokan, and he wants to boost business. So he decided to allow people to pay a mere ¥100 per night to stay at the hotel, provided they agree to be livestreamed during their stay. The livestreaming does not include audio, and the bathrooms do not have cameras. Inoue hopes that enough viewers will be interested in watching people give up their privacy that social media hits will rise, thereby allowing ads to be shown on the channel, allowing him to make money.
Needed a friend: An elderly man from Chichester, West Sussex, England, should be enjoying his retirement years. Instead, Ian Hemmens is spending a few months in prison. A pair of criminals convinced Hemmens, who once worked as a burger van driver, to be their driver as they committed crimes. The gentleman’s lawyer said Hemmens didn’t realize that the criminals only wanted his services because his advanced age was a perfect cover. The lawyer also said that Hemmens was simply lonely and wanted someone to talk to. Unfortunately for Hemmens, the judge didn’t buy either argument.
Unicorn café: People who have a love of the unicorns can visit a café designed to honour these fictional animals. Located in the Silom area of Bangkok, Thailand, the Unicorn Café offers a multi-coloured, magical experience. The place is full of stuffed unicorns of all sizes and colours, and the furnishings come in pastel hues. The food lives up to the theme. For example, guests can order Rainbow Spaghetti Carbonara and a fruit beverage, and then they end the meal with waffles covered by colourful ice cream and sprinkles. To top it off, guests can pretend to be a unicorn by donning a unicorn onesie provided during the visit.
Wandering bull: It looks like a Croatian bull named Jerry will not end up on anyone’s dinner plate. Jerry had been waiting to meet his demise when he somehow escaped from the corral and ran into the woods. Later, some local people saw him on a hill, but the 295-kilogram (650-lb.) bovine ran away again. With his owner, police, and even a drone operator searching for him, word got out, and local people started looking for him. Since Jerry has managed to evade capture, his owner says that, if found, he will make sure Jerry lives to enjoy a long life because he has earned it.
“When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.”
- Confucius
“Even the most fortunate have a lot of crumpled rose leaves under their forty mattresses of ease.” - Dorothy Dix
- Confucius
“Even the most fortunate have a lot of crumpled rose leaves under their forty mattresses of ease.” - Dorothy Dix
Back to School. Dr. Abdu Sharkawy, Infectious Diseases Specialist, answers this question: “Do you think it is safe for in-person classes to resume?”
Yes, but we have to talk about which classes and which schools. The problem with this situation is you’re dealing with a very wide spectrum of resources in terms of particular school boards, particular schools, the demographic within a certain community, and the constraints that they each face. Obviously, a rural school in Thunder Bay, Ont. has probably a lot less to worry about in terms of greater space, probably smaller class sizes and a lower risk for community transmission compared to an inner city school in downtown Toronto.
We also have to be cognizant of the fact that if we do a really good job maintaining community transmission at a very low rate, there’s no reason to believe why we can’t have schools function and operate successfully. I’m not suggesting that outbreaks will not happen. I think I would be shocked if outbreaks didn’t happen and we should all expect that multiple outbreaks will happen. That doesn’t bring me any real sense of alarm or a sense of panic. The key is to make sure that our detection systems are operating very efficiently so that when we notice a cluster of cases occurring in a classroom or within a school, that they are identified quickly and that contact tracing strategies are employed rapidly to ensure that the outbreak doesn’t spread and cause massive disruption within the school system.
We have to temper our fears here and recognize that the goal is not to prevent COVID-19 from getting into the school environment at all, because that’s simply not possible. The virus is still circulating within our community and even if it’s at a low level, it’s going to get into the school environment. The goal should be to minimize the spread and prevent a wide base of transmission as opposed to preventing it from getting into the school system altogether.
1. The small parts of a garlic bulb are called buds, seeds, or cloves?
2. The Taj Mahal is located in what city?3. Discovered in 1930, Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet in what year?
4. Is a “chin-wag” a goatee or a friendly conversation?
5. What is a toque blanche?
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Take more pride in who you are and where you come from. Some interesting conversations with family members may help you put together the puzzle. Lucky numbers: 15, 26, 29, 31, 36, 42.
Use some of your creative imagination to help you with your research. An interest in antiques may lead you to discover some interesting historical findings. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 22, 35, 47, 48.
Good communication may continue, as long as you take the leadership role in the discussions. You might soon realize that you are very important to the plans of others. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 14, 28, 39, 42.
Try to push through all the hype and find your perfect place. Some special people in your life may show you their gratitude. Take them up on their offers for help. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 19, 23, 24, 30.
You may have a good buzz all around you. Try to put your positive influence into everything you do. Expand your plans to enjoy the company of others & have some fun. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Your social inhibitions may be loosened, and you may be craving emotional excitement & something new. This might be a time for music, dancing, and being joyfully spontaneous. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 12, 17, 33.
Your family and friends may invite you to join them at get-togethers. Take them up on their invites and you might be able to find new ways to enjoy their company safely. Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 17, 35, 44, 46.
Your strong feelings may have you second guessing everything you do. You might need to dig deep & be very honest about how you feel about your situation. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 14, 28, 33, 44.
Your ability to see past a current situation may ensure that you find a good solution to your problem. Use your powers of persuasion to lead others to a more positive path. Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 26, 37, 44, 48.
You may try to analyze every situation, but some things in life make no sense. You might need to remove yourself from the negative energy and find a more positive path. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 19, 20, 23, 40.
Your creative talents may give you many new options to take. Opportunities to expand your horizons might provide you with an interesting lifestyle change. Lucky numbers: 4, 14, 18, 20, 27, 38.
You may want to be with people and, especially, to give something of yourself to them. You might receive a positive response & an opportunity which could be quite beneficial. Lucky numbers: 16, 19, 23, 32, 41, 48.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners with the luckiest number being 14.
Wide awake: If a person has insomnia, it means they have problems falling or staying asleep. Changing sleep habits, such as not going to bed until feeling drowsy and avoiding caffeine in the evening, sometimes can help.
Raspberry jammed: Raspberry lovers enjoy this nutritious fruit for its tart-sweet taste. Lots of countries cultivate raspberries, the top producers being Russia, Poland, and the United States. Mexico and Serbia are also big producers.
Painful subject: Mexican artist Frida Kahlo (1907-1954) was known for painting colourful, surreal self-portraits that revealed her pain. She was married to the famous muralist, Diego Rivera.
Forced rule: When a country has a government, usually military in nature, that has taken control by force instead of through an election by the people, the new government is called a junta.
Ancient communication: An early and ancient system of writing is Egyptian hieroglyphics. This system is seen as the ancestor of the writing systems used today.
What can you give and keep at the same time? A cold!
Drew: “It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.”
Avery: “Before or after you arrive?”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it has to be while you’re eating dinner.
What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
Drew: “It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.”
Avery: “Before or after you arrive?”
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it has to be while you’re eating dinner.
What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
Fred went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store and found the clerk locking the front door. Fred said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” The clerk said, “Yes, but not in a row!”
Trivia Answers: 1. Cloves 2. Agra, India 3. 2006 4. Friendly conversation 5. Chef’s hat
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Aug 24 - 30, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Cool abode: Will Breaux is living in his dream home. But his idea of a dream home probably is not the same as many other people’s. Breaux built his home out of 11 shipping containers stacked to make a three-story dwelling. His place has become known as the “Container House of McGowen” because it is located on McGowen Street in Houston, Texas (U.S.). Breaux has been working on the house since 2017 and now has more than 2,500 square feet of living space and a balcony with a view of the city.
Lost and found: If a beloved pet in Shanghai, China, goes missing, the owner can call Sun Jinren to help with the search. He has been in business for a few years and has had a great success rate. That’s because his team follows leads by using technology like heat detectors and thermal imaging cameras. The team examines paw prints and also uses audio of the owner’s voice in an attempt to lure the animal out of its hiding place. While based in Shanghai, he has also helped find lost pets in other parts of the country.
Playful feline: Ahmet Selki of Istanbul, Turkey, used a cat’s antics for inspiration in his job, which is helping to care for homeless pets. Selki noticed a stray cat hovering around the store window of a dress shop. The cat did not seem interested in the clothing, but rather with the colourful decorative balls on the floor of the display. The kitty slipped into the store and immediately started playing with the balls. Although the store’s employees were hoping to attract human customers, they didn’t mind that the stray had found a place to play. Selki intends to buy some balls for the animals he works with.
Impersonating a pilot: If you want to get priority boarding on an airplane, try becoming a pilot. Or, as in Rajan Mahbubani’s case, try dressing up as one. Mahbubani, who is from New Delhi, India, successfully pulled this trick numerous times, which enabled him to enjoy many airline perks. He finally got caught when trying to board a flight from Delhi to Kolkata when airline personnel got suspicious. Mahbubani confessed that his uniform was fake and that he was not a real pilot. Unfortunately, he won’t enjoy many perks if he goes to prison for impersonating a pilot!
“Hardships and handicaps can... stimulate our energy to overcome them.” - Beatrice Wood
“Painting is silent poetry, and poetry painting that speaks.”
- Simonides
Paper and COVID-19 - We’ve done our research!
Getting back to printing has been a slow process for Coffee News because the health and safety of our community is ALWAYS top priority. To ensure that we are part of the solution and not a part of the problem, we have reached out to a variety of resources regarding the transmission of Covid on a paper surface, more specifically on Coffee News itself.
According to the BC Government Ministry of Education & Health AND to the Safety Guidelines of BC, printed paper has a very low chance of transmission. Thanks to the printing process it has been through, the paper is basically sterile. Research suggests that because paper is so porous, it carries the lowest potency, for the shortest amount of time.
While we are happy with the above mentioned resource results, we decided to further our inquest by going to the TOP!
Coffee News reached out to Infectious Disease Specialist - Dr. Abdu Sharkawy to get his opinion. (If you aren’t already, we STRONGLY encourage you to follow Dr. Sharkawy on Facebook and/or Twitter). We have been following him on social media and watching him on CTV News since the beginning of March. His expertise and manner of explaining facts, go well beyond any other!
Here’s what Dr. Sharkawy had to say about printing Coffee News:
“My honest opinion is that the risk of transmission of this virus via paper is essentially between nil and negligible. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be able to resume full printing operations if you deem it in the best interest of your business. With basic hand hygiene, the risk of acquiring Covid-19 via handling a contaminated paper is almost non-existent”.
We hope this settles any concerns you may have surrounding Covid-19 and the handling of printed material such as Coffee News. We hope that you all continue to keep safe, keep your distance, keep your hands off your face and wash your hands!
1. Does a typical ploughman’s lunch include cheese? - Y/N
2. Name the person who said,“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
3. What is the smooth space between your eyebrows called?
4. What does the E stand for in the term “Generation E”?
5. In what sport might you witness a salchow jump?
2. Name the person who said,“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
3. What is the smooth space between your eyebrows called?
4. What does the E stand for in the term “Generation E”?
5. In what sport might you witness a salchow jump?
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You may need to take more time to imagine all that you can be. Your intuition might successfully lead you to improve areas of your life that have been really lacking. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
Your current ideas on how to succeed may need a little more discussion time. Don’t allow the distractions of others to deter you from reaching your ultimate goals. Lucky numbers: 17, 28, 29, 37, 46, 49.
You may need to push your ideas a little harder. Don’t allow others to flounder and waste your time. Get yourself ready and equipped for any future possibilities. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 23, 24, 33, 44.
You may find that you need to do more planning in order to attain your personal goals. Many new aspects of your life might shine brightly if you do. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
You may find yourself involved in interesting topics of conversation. This might allow you to ponder new ways to flow positively. Try hard to keep your options open. Lucky numbers: 24, 31, 39, 43, 44, 47.
Former colleagues or superiors may be able to help you open doors. Your creativity might flourish as a result and give you some extra, newfound energy. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
The change in your positive flow may affect the attitudes of others. Some mysteries might be solved, if you continue to follow up on your hunches. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 12, 25, 37, 46.
Your emotions may be running very high. You might need to try harder to keep your temper under control. Once you understand the facts, cooler heads could prevail. Lucky numbers: 15, 25, 27, 29, 37, 39.
Your professional expertise may be recognized where it really counts. Try to envision your life and continue to immerse yourself in your career. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 17, 27, 28, 38.
You may have challenges before you that you will have to address sooner or later. You might need to dig deeper in order to surpass current expectations. Lucky numbers: 5, 18, 20, 27, 36, 44.
You may be very clear and very perceptive right now. This might be a good time to come to an agreement. Ideas could flow and you may be able to express your thoughts well. Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 21, 23, 25, 38.
Making a decision regarding your home or your family life may be favoured. You might be very likely to reflect on your personal life and the overall direction you are headed in right now. Lucky numbers: 13, 25, 38, 39, 45, 47.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 5.
Lots of languages: The official language of Sweden is Swedish. Official minority languages are Finnish, Meänkieli, Sami, Yiddish, and Romani. Many people also speak English and German.
Creamy fruit: Cherimoya, nicknamed “custard apple,” grows in South America. Looking like a big artichoke, this fruit has flesh with a creamy texture. The sweet flavour tastes like a blend of other fruits, such as strawberry, pear, and banana.
Don’t touch! A fruit that grows on coasts in the Caribbean is called the manchineel. It looks something like a small, green apple, but don’t be tempted! All parts of the plant are toxic, including its sap, which causes blisters if touched.
Island life: The Turks and Caicos Islands, located in the Atlantic Ocean southeast of the Bahamas, is made up of eight large cays, or keys, and many smaller ones. Tourism contributes substantially to the economy. Traditional industries include boat building and fishing.
Avoiding ticks: As many people know, ticks can spread Lyme disease. To help prevent tick bites, it’s best to tuck long pants into socks when walking through an area where ticks might be living, such as long grass.
Customer: “Do you honour any credit cards?”
Clerk: “Oh, we honour them all, but we only take cash.”
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? The letter “m.”
First fisherman: “Is this lake any good for fish?”
Second fisherman: “Must be. I can’t get any of them to come out.”
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Clerk: “Oh, we honour them all, but we only take cash.”
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? The letter “m.”
First fisherman: “Is this lake any good for fish?”
Second fisherman: “Must be. I can’t get any of them to come out.”
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Trivia Answers: 1. Yes 2. Maya Angelou 3. Glabella
4. Entitlement 5. Ice skating
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Aug 17 - 23, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Noisy neighbours: The new neighbours of Dominique Douthe, who lives in the Landes region of south-western France, are very annoyed. They don’t like the racket made by the flock of ducks and geese Douthe keeps in her back garden, so they took her to court. The judge on the case said the flock could stay, but asked for more information, including an acoustic audit to scientifically test the level of noise. Douthe’s lawyer thinks that the judge is buying time and hoping the two parties will work things out between them.
Scaring monkeys: Farmers in India worry about their crops been ruined by bands of monkeys. But Srikanth Gowda, a farmer in Karnataka, has found a way to solve the problem: he dyed his dog’s hair to look like a tiger’s stripes. When the monkeys caught sight of the dog, named Bulbul, near the coffee crop, they ran away. Before taking this action, Gowda had tried stuffed tigers, which worked for a while, and then the monkeys caught on. Now, Gowda uses his tiger dog, along with large pictures of tigers, to keep the monkeys away.
Unique cheese: A creamy delicious cheese made in Sweden is called Västerbottensost. Well-loved by many, this cheese is made in the village of Burträsk, in the north-eastern part of the country. Interestingly, Burträsk is the only place where this cheese can be properly made. The dairy tried to expand its production of Västerbottensost to other locations in Sweden, but the cheese crafted elsewhere didn’t taste the same. Many legends and rumours explain why this is so, but no one actually knows, so the mystery remains.
To the rescue: A dog and koala bear were rescued from a mine shaft near Ipswich in Queensland, Australia, by emergency services personnel, who were called to the scene by the dog’s owner. The owner thought her pooch might have been chasing the koala when both fell into the derelict shaft. The team of rescuers couldn’t go down the shaft due to the danger, so they used ropes and safety nets. The dog responded well, but the koala didn’t cooperate as readily, and it took extra effort to get him out. Veterinarians checked both animals, and neither had any broken bones.
“The most momentous thing in human life is the art of winning the soul to good or to evil.” - Pythagoras
“No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.”
- Aesop
Back to School Update:
The start of the school year in BC will be delayed by 2 days for students, due to ongoing preparations linked to COVID-19.Education Minister Rob Fleming confirmed Tuesday the return to in-class learning will not be Sept. 8, as previously announced. It has now been postponed until Sept. 10. He said it’s important “staff have a couple of days” before welcoming back kids to classes.
“Starting up school in a pandemic year requires some additional scheduling & logistical concerns in operations. Really, the idea is to get support staff, teachers, administrators back together, to finalize how the school operations will work, a thorough review of the BC Centre for Disease Control guidelines & then to accept students back later in the first week of school,” Fleming said.
“Those discussions are ongoing & we want to respect the advice that we’re getting from organizations like the BC Teacher’s Federation, CUPE BC, superintendents association & principals and vice-principals among others, so that is something that is under discussion right now with the steering committee we have.
Fleming said the return will be staged and gradual and that feedback led to the change.
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1. Scientist Isaac Newton is best known for what?
2. What does the Italian term “La dolce vita” mean?
3. How many bushels are in a peck?
4. Wisdom teeth are our third set of molars - T/F?
5. What does it mean “to spill the beans”?
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You may find many people who want to entrust you to pursue their personal causes. Your self-confidence and luck might seem to go hand-in-hand with your positive mood. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 20, 27, 36, 46.
Your mental processes may be speeded up now. You might grasp new concepts very easily, but you could tend to be impatient with slower minds or with your usual, predictable routine. Lucky numbers: 15, 23, 25, 37, 43, 48.
Trust in your intuitive feelings. Your fine ability to see past the imperfections of others may help you find more harmony in your life. You might enjoy some very good times. Lucky numbers: 14, 25, 27, 35, 37, 40.
Your well-reasoned ideas may help you and others deal with a sad situation. Expect much honest gratitude for who you are. Your words and touch might be noticed and appreciated. Lucky numbers: 1, 13, 20, 21, 26, 38.
Your leadership qualities may be required to organize others. You might need to be yourself in all you do, so try to feel free to express your ideas that are behind what you do. Lucky numbers: 15, 26, 29, 31, 36, 45.
Your physical and emotional health may need more of your consideration than you thought. Start by following a healthier lifestyle of proper diet and exercise. Lucky numbers: 27, 29, 32, 34, 44, 49.
You may need to keep a cool composure. Big expectations that others put on you may bring unexpected pressure. Show others how well you can work as a teammate. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 28, 29, 35, 49.
Words can hurt deeply. Being honest is important, but try not to hurt the feelings of others. You should try to patch things up with someone who can help you reach others. Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 28, 29, 35, 49.
Some fine tuning and last-minute touches may make you want to resist recent changes. Take a deep breath and try to look at the situation from a different perspective. Lucky numbers: 5, 12, 18, 25, 32, 45.
You might receive some interesting news from far away that may help you understand recent events. Your research and investigations could soon lead to answers. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 20, 27, 36, 44.
Even though others around you may be confused, you may know exactly what you want to do. You might need to express yourself with a little more confidence and flair. Lucky numbers: 6, 7, 9, 16, 29, 35.
The experiences of your life may help you see past flaws and imperfections in others. Once you do, the path of your life may tend to be in a much more upward direction. Lucky numbers: 13, 19, 26, 30, 34, 41.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 1.
Resort hotel: The Banff Springs Hotel is located in its namesake town in the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. It has become known as the “Castle in the Rockies.”
Long life: The mountain gorilla, an endangered species, lives in high altitude forests in Rwanda, Uganda, and Democratic Republic of Congo. They live in “troops” or “bands” and have an average life span of 35 years when living in the wild.
Famous artist: Emily Carr (1871-1945) was a famous Canadian artist. Her 1912 painting, Street, Alert Bay, recently sold for $2.4 million (CDN) at auction. The subject of the painting is a First Nation’s village in the Canadian province of British Columbia.
Teatime: Tea is the most popular beverage in the world. China is the country that produces the most tea, closely followed by India and Kenya. Other big tea growing countries are Sri Lanka, Vietnam, and Turkey.
Bad government: Kleptocracy is the word used to describe a government whose officials use their positions of authority to steal public money for their own use. In other words, it means the government is corrupt.
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. Now you know why they call it a workstation.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That’s a hardware problem.
If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two?
How was copper wire invented?
Two lawyers were arguing over a penny.
Trivia Answers: 1. Three laws of motion 2. The sweet life
3. Four 4. True 5. Divulge a secret
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Aug 10 - 16, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Uphill ride: A grandmother of six from Bolivia isn’t afraid of a challenge. Mirtha Munoz is the oldest person to ever participate in her country’s Skyrace. This race is entirely uphill and takes place on the “Death Road,” so named for its dangerous 60-kilometre (37-mile) route from lowland to mountain peak. Munoz has been biking for many years, so did not think the race was a big deal. However, it’s very different from the leisurely rides she and her grandchildren enjoy together.
Cash give-away: Some people living in a low-income district of Istanbul, Turkey, recently had something to cheer about. A mysterious man came into the neighbourhood and paid off their debts. The man went into a grocery store wanting to know who owed money to the store. After asking to meet some of these folks, he came back to the store and paid their debts. The unknown man also placed cash in envelopes and put them on the steps of the homes of families in need. When the grocery store owner asked who he was, the man would not say, but suggested they could consider him Robin Hood.
Luxurious water house: Anyone wanting to live in a luxurious home, which is also a boat, can fork over $5.5 million (USD) to buy a floating home called the Arkup. It is set up like a real home, complete with living room, lounge, four bedrooms, a kitchen, and lots of windows through which to enjoy ocean views. Available in Miami, Florida (U.S.), it is a perfect vessel for touring coastal waters, although it’s not built to travel in rough seas. It has a rainwater purification system and solar energy, as well as hydraulic stilts, should the owner choose to raise it out of the water.
Clean water: In a city in Japan, colourful koi fish swim in the drain channels that border the streets. The city of Shimabara islocated on Kyushu Island. The water is exceptionally clean in these drain channels because of an earthquake that happened over two centuries ago. The quake caused freshwater springs to gush. In more recent years, city officials decided to stock the channels with the fish, which today are a tourist attraction. Shimabara is known as the City of Swimming Carp. There areonly a few other towns in Japan with fish swimming in their drain gutters.
“Nothing endures but change.” - Heraclitus
“…there is a luxury in being quiet in the heart of chaos.”
- Virginia Woolf
Back to School in September 2020:
COVID-19 has a very low infection rate in children & most children are not at high risk. Child care is open & all schools will reopen in September.
School supports children in developing their potential & acquiring the knowledge, skills & abilities they need for lifelong success. In-person learning, as a part of a child’s education, provides the opportunity for peer engagement, which supports social & emotional development as well as overall wellness.
It also provides many children access to programs & services that are integral to their overall health & well-being. Based on the current epidemiology of COVID-19 in BC & the fact that children are at a much lower risk of developing & transmitting COVID-19, K-12 schools in BC can have all elementary, middle school students & most secondary students receive in-class instruction within the school environment, while supporting the health & safety of children & staff.
Lowering the number of in-person, close interactions continues to be a key component of BC’s strategy to prevent the spread of COVID-19. A cohort is a group of students & staff who remain together throughout a school term. The use of cohorts in schools allows for a significant reduction in the number of individual interactions, while allowing most students to receive in-person learning in a close-to-normal school environment.
* This information is based on the best evidence currently available at BC Centre for Disease Control & BC Ministry of Health
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1. An entertainer who performs in silence is known as what?
2. If you are disingenuous, are you quiet or insincere?
3. What is the largest island of the Inner Hebrides, off the coast of Scotland?
4. In children’s nursery rhymes, who “could eat no fat”?
5. Does honey ever go bad - Y/N?
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The only way to really please yourself is by being true to your heart. Try not to let the expectations of others be part of your goal. This may be a time to revise your plans. Lucky numbers: 14, 24, 28, 29, 32, 44.
Put extra energy into thinking about and organizing your professional life. Decisions you make now may very likely work out well, as you are clear and objective. Lucky numbers: 16, 19, 23, 32, 43, 49.
Your positive energy may enable you to meet some tight deadlines. You might be astonished by how much work you can accomplish, once you get yourself going. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 12, 25, 37, 41.
Communication! Your positive energy may let you reach higher places. Expressing your viewpoint might help you continue to bring others together for a purpose. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 27, 37, 48, 49.
Friends may try to reveal themselves in the most mysterious ways. You might know them very well and be able to stimulate their imaginations and draw them in. Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 19, 32, 37, 39.
There may be many choices for you to try to make. You might need to listen to your own heart and not allow others to interfere with your important decisions. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 45.
You may need to try your best to keep pace with everyone else. You might need to rejuvenate your present physical state and get yourself on a regimen to keep yourself fit. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Many new adventures may start in your life. Your loyalties might be tested, and you may make the right decision to prove that your heart is in the right place. Lucky numbers: 6, 16, 21, 28, 33, 44.
You may feel a very spiritual connection with those who think like you do. Engage in the feeling and express your thoughts. This might give you a positive sense of belonging. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 20, 24, 33, 42.
Addressing the challenges before you may be better if done sooner, rather than later. You might need to dig deeper in order to surpass the current expectations of others. Lucky numbers: 7, 18, 20, 27, 36, 44.
You may want to keep your commitments to an absolute minimum. This might be a good time for a little rest, relaxation, and time to recharge your batteries. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 29, 31, 36, 48.
Your health issues may influence your attitude. Try to dwell on what you can do, rather than on what you can’t. Focus on striving hard to get past old restrictions. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 7, 32, 37, 41.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 8.
Big cities: India is the largest of the South Asian countries. It is also the most populous, with numerous big cities, such as Delhi, Mumbai, and Bengaluru.
Play ball: The United States has a number of large football stadiums. These include the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum in Los Angeles, California; MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey; and FedEx Field Stadium in Landover, Maryland.
Big box: People from the Philippines who live abroad send balikbayan boxes home to their families. These boxes, which are inexpensively shipped by ocean cargo, are filled with such things as toys, clothing, books, and food.
The far north: The Earth’s most northern region is the Arctic, the border of which is the Arctic Circle (66°30’ N). It includes Greenland, Baffin Island, and the far northern parts of Canada, Europe, and Alaska (U.S.).
Smelly fruit: Like blue cheese, durian fruit is smelly. This large, oval fruit has a shell that is covered with spikes, but the fruit inside is rich in vitamins and minerals. However, many people can’t get past its disagreeable odour.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today.
Patient: “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”
Nurse: “Have you seen a doctor?”
Patient: “No, just spots.”
What type of book has only characters and no story?
A telephone book.
He doesn’t get lost; he discovers alternative destinations.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Envelope.
Trivia Answers: 1. A mime 2. Insincere 3. Isle of Skye 4. Jack Sprat 5. No
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Aug 3 - 9, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Damaged merchandise: If parents plan to go to a dealership to shop for a new car, it’s best to find a babysitter for their small child. A couple from Guilin, Guangxi Region, China, learned this the hard way. The couple, accompanying a friend, were talking to salespeople and gawking at the luxurious new cars in the showroom. Left to her own devices, their child decided to doodle on a number of the new cars, using a stone to scratch designs into the paint. The little girl’s creative streak led to her father being sued by the dealership for damages.
Black and white: Who knew that a few drops of ink mixed with a bit of water could result in beautiful works of art? Well, perhaps it’s not as easy as that, but French artist David Bayo has figured it out. Using this medium, he creates subtle paintings of his subjects, including animals and people. Bayo has tried different ways to make art, and his experimentation led him to an ability to understand how ink and water work together. The paintings he creates, which are often black and white, are distinctive and understated representations of the subject at hand.
Two names: In Tamaulipas, Mexico, a pet cat has two owners who did not know about each other until recently. Mary Lore Barra calls the cat “Pixi,” and she was accustomed to her pet being away for a few days at a time, presumably on the prowl. Then one day Pixi came home with a new collar. Barra put a note under the collar identifying the cat as Pixi and herself as Pixi’s owner. Soon Pixi came home with a note from another family, who call the cat “Huarache.” Luckily, the two owners think it’s a funny situation, and they continue to share Pixi/Huarache.
ATM captive: A contractor in Corpus Christi, Texas (U.S.), was just trying to do his job. He was fixing a lock in the automatic teller machine (ATM) room when he locked himself in. The man had left his cell phone in his vehicle, so he couldn’t call for assistance. Instead, he wrote notes asking for help and fed them through the receipt slot of the ATM. People using the machine thought the notes were a joke. But finally, one person took it seriously and called police, who broke down the door and got him out.
“Manifest plainness, Embrace simplicity, Reduce selfishness, Have few desires.” - Lao-tzu
“I got myself a start by giving myself a start.”
- Madame C.J. Walker
Sometimes it’s better to just remain silent and smile.
Life is like a game played by fate, in which some win and some lose... but no one loses forever; even the unluckiest player will throw a winning number once in a while.
Give every day the chance to be the most beautiful day of your life. You must believe deep inside of yourself that you were born to do more than just survive, make a living & die. You were created with a gift trapped inside of you; your job is to find that special gift and serve it to the world.
Give, but don’t allow yourself to be used. Love, but don’t allow your heart to be abused. Trust, but don’t be naive. Listen, but don’t lose your own voice. If you have a heartbeat, there is still time for your dreams.
Think about what you say before you speak... then use those words to lift someone up rather than tear them down.
- WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!
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1. The sport of basketball was invented in 1891, 1909, or 1923?
2. What does it mean if you are “under the weather”?
3. Which desert is said to be the hottest on Earth?
4. What type of apparel are Doc Martins?
5. Where is Tel Aviv?
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A new business venture may really appeal to you now. In order to be sure, you might need to look past the pretty dressing and research the nuts and bolts of the operation. Lucky numbers: 5, 18, 29, 31, 36, 48.
Sales, teaching, public speaking, or any endeavour that involves giving information to others may be favoured now. You might be clear, articulate, and communicative at this time. Lucky numbers: 15, 19, 20, 25, 28, 31.
Your complete change in focus may prove that you did, in fact, learn an important lesson. Your attitude of teamwork might help accomplish the tasks you require. Lucky numbers: 10, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
You may change the current atmosphere by putting a positive spin on everything you say and do. You might need to give yourself a little more personal time and freedom. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
The fine details may have to change a bit, but your plan might still be good. You may need to empower others to look past the immediate and find a better way for everyone. Lucky numbers: 3, 19, 23, 32, 34, 42.
You may feel like you have been working far too hard. You might need to find ways to change your old routine. Take the time to smell the flowers and enjoy small pleasures. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 24, 31, 37, 44.
Creative conversations may lead to a better understanding of others. Try not to let yourself get lost in your own world. Allow others to enjoy your special interests. Lucky numbers: 4, 18, 22, 35, 47, 49.
Casual meetings or get-togethers may put you on an exciting new journey. Let go of what others expect of you, and let your dreams lead you into the future. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 12, 15, 20, 25.
Forgetting the past may be hard, but you finally may be feeling good vibrations all around you. Celebrate your good fortune with those who really matter to you. Lucky numbers: 2, 21, 29, 39, 45, 47.
Your compassion towards the predicaments of others could help you win them over. You cannot please everyone, but you can be very flexible to what others require. Lucky numbers: 3, 13, 19, 24, 32, 44.
You may need to find new outlets for your physical and mental health. You may need to break away from all the seriousness and allow your silliness to take over. Lucky numbers: 17, 18, 22, 35, 42, 47.
Traveling to a different place may help you learn more within your field. Your interest in places faraway might become your favourite subject of conversation. Lucky numbers: 4, 14, 18, 20, 22, 34.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 18.
Good for you: Oregano oil comes from the oregano plant, which is part of the mint family. Thought to have medicinal properties, it contains carvacrol, an antioxidant.
Different colours: The national flag of India consists of three parallel bars. The top bar is saffron, the middle is white, and the bottom is green. In the centre of the white bar is a blue wheel called the Ashok Chakra.
Stone house: It’s well known that the president of the United States lives in the White House. But people may not know that the prime minister of Canada lives at 24 Sussex Drive in the country’s capital of Ottawa, Ontario.
Using initials: D.C. Fontana (1939-2019) was a writer and editor who contributed to the 1960s TV show, Star Trek. The “D.C.” stands for Dorothy Catherine, but she used her initials because, at the time, the industry was male dominated.
Noise pollution: Certain noises can be irritating, but for someone with misophonia, everyday sounds like whistling or soup slurping can cause a seemingly unreasonable response. People with these sensitivities may get angry or anxious, or even panicky.
Matt: “Why did you quit your job at the toll booth?”
Pat: “Because my mother always told me not to take money from strangers.”
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people are just out of film.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
Trivia Answers: 1. 1891 2. You are ill. 3. The Sahara Desert4. Footwear 5. Israel
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July 27 - Aug 2, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Print update: For July 20th we started a relaunch of Coffee News in the Nanaimo area, distributing to a few select locations. For the July 27th edition (North & South Nanaimo) we doubled distribution and, almost, doubled our print numbers. Our readership over the first week was excellent with most locations having zero papers left in the stands (some empty for many days) so starting August 3rd we will return to full distribution in Nanaimo with expansion to Parksville/Qualicum followed by the Cowichan Valley in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned :)
Race to rent: When a vacant suite in an apartment building in Berlin, Germany, went on the market, the response was an indication of the housing shortage in that city: almost 1,800 hopeful renters lined up at the building to view the flat. People were interested because of the reasonable price of the two room accommodation. Rolf Harms, the property manager, had to use a megaphone to dole out instructions, and then 20 to 30 people were allowed in at the same time. In that country, similar apartment shortages are common in other large cities, such as Hamburg, Munich, and Frankfurt.
Urban park: Xixi National Wetland Park is in Hangzhou, in China’s Zhejiang Province. The unique park combines farming, culture, and urban life and is an area of tranquillity, with waterways to explore, as well as trails and board walks. Visitors can book a tour via the land route or the water route. Interesting sites in the park include plum trees and reed flowers, as well as the port of the Dragon Boat Festival. As the paths are unmarked and complex, visitors are advised to be careful not to get lost.
Rustic ramblings: Travellers to South America who want to go somewhere off the beaten track could try visiting Cabo Polonio, Uruguay. Located on the Atlantic coast and only a few hours from luxurious beach resorts, this isolated village attracts those who don’t care about the comforts of a modern home. There is no electricity or running water in the rustic cottages, and only a few people with generators have Wi-Fi. But the people who live there like it that way. Villagers use well or rainwater, and they cook by candlelight. The land is a designated national park and is a beloved destination of backpackers.
New friend: A man on a hike to raise money for men’s health found a new friend along the way. Max Adams was on a long trek in an area near High Prairie, Alberta, Canada. When on a side road, he could hear a loud meowing, which turned out to be a half-grown kitten sitting in the snowy branches of a tree. Adams took the desperate little feline with him because he couldn’t imagine leaving it such a long distance away from any homes. He tried to find the owner, to no avail. After the kitten was tended by a vet, Adams took it home ashis own pet.
“Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.”
- Homer
“He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.” - Hesiod
The 2020 summer season has arrived and staying safe is more complicated than usual. We’ve gathered our safety advice for the season and threaded it with COVID-19 tips, too. Common sense and science can help ensure everyone enjoys a healthy, happy summer.
First & foremost... DON’T FORGET YOUR 3 W’S:
* Wash your hands * Watch your distance * Wear your mask
In the water: As pools & beaches reopen, the risk of drowning accidents & diving injuries rise. Take time to understand the dangers that exist around water & practice these habits to stay safe.Always wear life jackets while boating. Never leave children unattended near water. Never drink alcohol while swimming.
In the heat: Extreme heat is a risk for everyone, but especially for children under age 4, adults over 65 & those living with pre-existing health conditions. As temperatures rise, extra caution is needed.
Stay hydrated: Drink lots of water and keep alcohol to a minimum to prevent dehydration. Stay cool: If your home doesn’t have air-conditioning, seek out public spaces like libraries, local community centers and big box stores for relief. Remember to wear masks, maintain social distance and wash & sanitize hands frequently while out. Keep your eye on the clock: The Centers for Disease Control recommends minimizing exposure between 10am & 4pm, when UV rays are at their highest levels. Lather up: Sunburns can occur in as little as 15 minutes. Always wear sunscreen when outdoors, even under gray skies.
In the neighbourhood: Biking is a great way for families to socially distance while seeing friends this summer. Remember, kids & adults should wear properly fitting helmets anytime they ride. Replace them at the first sign of cracks.
Playgrounds provide much needed fun for children; parents should carry hand sanitizer for frequent reapplication and wear masks when social distancing isn’t possible. Follow playground rules & make sure children use age appropriate equipment to help avoid injuries, including concussions.
1. What is meant by curb weight in a vehicle?
2. What is a type of Japanese drama where actors wear masks?
3. Bubble wrap was invented in the 1940s or 1950s?
4. Christian Dior rose to fame in what area of expertise?
5. What is another name for the Northern Lights?
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Maintain a strong stance on your strategy, even if others do not appreciate your ability to visualize their ideas. The end result might prove that you have a magical touch. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Invite friends into your home. Relationships may be very harmonious and positive right now. Feelings of love, especially for family and children, might be very strong at this time. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 12, 22, 23, 24.
You may receive some very good news that makes you feel more empowered. Friends, neighbours, and family might want to help celebrate your new venture. Lucky numbers: 13, 25, 38, 39, 41, 42.
You may be more interested in similarities than in differences. By taking a different direction, your strong ties to your roots might help you deal with a situation. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 26, 28, 35, 45.
You may be able to find new ways to exhibit your leadership abilities to a larger audience. Your current research and knowledge in your field could help you to shine. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
You may need to look past the current situation to find much-needed solutions to existing problems. Your quick reaction and explanation might help you bring people together. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 12, 17, 33.
All roads you take this week may lead you to a sort of spiritual or compassionate awakening. Use the time that you have to refresh and rejuvenate your positive energy. Lucky numbers: 5, 15, 17, 27, 36, 44.
Even if your schedule is full, you may need to find time to enjoy your loved ones. They might appreciate your time and your company much more than you think. Lucky numbers: 7, 20, 38, 40, 41, 42.
Don’t let your pride come between you and the ones you love. Try to listen with an open heart, and something inside you may change direction to be more positive. Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 14, 17, 21, 24.
Your immediate plans may not turn out to be as simple as you thought. You might need to look much deeper to be able to see a clearer vision of your future. Lucky numbers: 5, 17, 19, 23, 26, 46.
When life throws you some real curves, try to remember that everyone has burdens. Friends and family may help remind you to count your blessings each day. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 22, 37, 39, 41.
Your goals may be solid. All eyes might be on your recent accomplishments. You even may be able to take advantage of this opportunity to blow your own horn a bit. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 2.
Swirling water: When two currents meet in a body of water, an area of swirling water called a whirlpool can form. The Corryvreckan whirlpool, between Jura and Scarba islands off the west coast of Scotland, is large and very dangerous to navigators.
Green versus black: Black tea and green tea come from the same plant. The difference is in the processing: black tea is fermented, and green tea is not.
One tongue: Australia does not have an official language. However, over three quarters of Australians are unilingual English speakers. Among the 160 languages spoken in Australia are Mandarin, Punjabi, and Filipino/Tagalog.
Beary good plant: The bearberry shrub, also known as kinnickinnick, grows on sandy or gravel ground throughout Canada. It is a good ground cover that helps prevent soil erosion.
Seven times: The fifth James Bond film, You Only Live Twice (1968), starred Sean Connery, supposedly in his last appearance as Bond. However, he came back for Diamonds are Forever (1971) and the unofficial Never Say Never Again (1983).
How many cats can you put in an empty box?
One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore.
I’m reading a terrifically interesting book about anti-gravity
- I just can’t put it down.
Census taker: “How many employees work in your factory?”Business owner: “Oh, I’d say about half of them.”
Why do they report power outages on TV?
How do you create light by using water?
Clean the windows!
Trivia Answers: 1. Without cargo or occupants 2. Noh
3. 1950s 4. Fashion 5. Aurora Borealis
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July 20 - 26, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Back in print: We are starting slowly with the re-launch of Coffee News and last week printed several hundred papers for the Nanaimo area that were distributed to a few select locations. The feedback from restaurant staff, owners and customers was absolutely amazing. We were welcomed back with open arms (and some clapping & cheers). We hope to add other areas of the Island in the coming weeks. Thank you for your patience.
Mommy’s boy: Some people will go to great lengths to help their parents in a time of need. In Brazil, a man named Heitor Schiave took it one step too far: he dressed up as his mother so he could take her driver’s test on her behalf. His mother hadn’t had much luck herself, having failed three times. So Schiave put on women’s clothing and a wig, wore lots of makeup, and tried to talk in his mother’s voice. However, the disguise did not fool Aline Mendonca, the examiner, who realized that the woman taking the test did not look like the woman pictured on her identification. Schiave was arrested for fraud.
New wave furniture: Gavin Munro is a maker of furniture, but he doesn’t use carpentry tools to do it. Instead, he trains the trees on his farm to grow into the form of chairs, tables, and other pieces. The result is very artistic. Located near Derby, England, his farm has oak, willow, ash, and sycamore trees. When the trees are just saplings, he uses moulds to make them grow a certain way. To attain his final product, he also prunes and grafts the trees’ branches. It takes a long time for a piece of furniture to be made in this fashion – between fourand eight years.
Stolen goods: A woman in St. Paul, Minnesota (U.S.), was miffed when she discovered that a package she ordered had been stolen from her porch. Hilary Smith received a text saying that the package, which contained a phone charger, had been delivered, so she expected to find it upon arriving home from work. In its place was a handwritten note thanking her for leaving the package on her porch so it could be stolen. The thief signed the note, “The new owner of your package.” Police in the area are warning residents to have parcels delivered when someone is home to receive them.
Beautiful harvest: Some farmers in Bangladesh work in an environment of great beauty - at least during the time of harvest. These farmers collect water lily blossoms in the Canal of Water Lilies in the country’s Barisal district. They paddle their long wooden boats through a sea of green leaves and deep pink water lily flowers, collecting the blossoms as they go. Collection is done carefully and by hand. These blossoms are a popular item at local markets, where the farmers go to sell their floral gems.
“Things are always at their best in the beginning.”
- Blaise Pascal
“Life can only be kept by giving it away. But then it will bloom.” - Anne Rivers Siddons
Words of Wisdom ...by Dr Henry & other top physicians
We may have to live with C19 for months or years. Let’s not deny it or panic. Let’s not make our lives useless. Let’s learn to live with this fact.
You can’t destroy C19 viruses that have penetrated cell walls, by drinking gallons of hot water you’ll just go to the bathroom more often.
Washing hands and maintaining a two-metre physical distance is the best method for your protection.
When you cannot physical distance from others, wear a mask!
If you don’t have a C19 patient at home, there’s no need to disinfect the surfaces at your house.
C19 is not a food infection. It is associated with drops of infection like the ‘flu’. There is no demonstrated risk that C19 is transmitted by food.
Once at home, you don’t need to change your clothes urgently and go shower! Purity is a virtue, paranoia is not!
The air is clean, you can walk through the gardens and through parks (just keeping your physical protection distance).
It is sufficient to use normal soap against C19, not antibacterial soap. This is a virus, not a bacteria.
You don’t have to worry about your food orders. But you can heat it all up in the microwave, if you wish.
The chances of bringing C19 home with your shoes is like being struck by lightning twice in a day. I’ve been working against viruses for 20 years - drop infections don’t spread like that!
You can’t be protected from the virus by taking vinegar, sugarcane juice and ginger! These are for immunity not a cure.
Be smart and stay informed!
1. The fastest land animal is the cheetah, the leopard, or the lion?
2. Are cashews nuts or seeds?
3. Which Muppet of The Muppets fame is known for being ticklish?
4. Root and tuber vegetables grow above or below the ground?
5. Who wrote The Cat in the Hat?
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Open your horizons to new ways to live your life. Once you decide on the perfect plan, you may accomplish much. Be sure to thoroughly document your research for others to see. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 22, 24, 31, 46.
You may benefit greatly from opportunities that present themselves at this time. An old friend who might be very influential and helpful to you may come back into your life. Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 15, 20, 31, 37.
Important family matters may have to take top priority over less important matters. You may have to try to find a happy medium to juggle your usual workload. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 28, 39, 45, 48.
Your current success may bring you much satisfaction. Your confidence level could soar once you really start to appreciate the people who are helping you on your journey. Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 24, 37, 41, 43.
You may need to believe in your abilities and talents. The winds suddenly may change, and new policies may help you realize your goals can, indeed, come true. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 13, 17, 26, 34.
You may need to value the instinctive powers that you possess. Sharing your enlightenment with younger people might help you make your own progress. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26, 29, 36, 43.
Your business may entail travel or engaging in communications with those far away. Clandestine information might be revealed, once you build a good, healthy bond. Lucky numbers: 13, 22, 33, 44, 46, 49.
Good relations with your co-worker and superiors may enable you to spread your influence. Some very interesting employment opportunities might exist for you. Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 19, 21, 23, 33.
You may have to exhibit your true colours to those who doubt your trustworthiness. If your heart is pure, then you might have absolutely nothing to worry about. Lucky numbers: 7, 24, 26, 30, 32, 43.
You may feel as if life is passing you by far too quickly. That realization might teach you the importance of cherishing the little things in life that we take for granted. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 12, 26, 32, 46.
You should be able to focus on important decisions without worrying about the petty details. You may need to take the time you need to clear your head. Lucky numbers: 26, 29, 31, 32, 33, 40.
Try to allow your strength of character to overcome your fears. Your sensitive mood may brighten greatly once you realize how much happiness you can create. Lucky numbers: 14, 19, 23, 24, 32, 39.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Gone south: The first man to make it to the South Pole was Norwegian Roald Amundsen (1872-1928). A team of men, dogs, and dogsleds journeyed from their base camp in Antarctica, reaching the pole just under two months.
Skin bumps: Moles occur when skin cells called melanocytes grow. Babies can be born with moles that are called congenital nevi, while other moles develop over a person’s lifetime.
Expensive painting: A 1941 Pablo Picasso painting from his “Weeping Woman” series sold for $9.1 million (CDN) at an auction house in Toronto, Canada, in 2019. The painting of photographer Dora Maar is called Femme au chapeau.
Writer and pilot: Many people are aware of British author Roald Dahl’s many famous children’s books, such as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Witches. But they may not know that he was a fighter pilot in World War II.
Pick a pear: Anjou pears are mild-flavoured and soft, making them easy to eat. Abate pears are good to eat with cheese because they are fragrant and crisp.
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words “Wednesday,” “Friday,” or “Sunday”?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
Customer: “These melons are $1.50. Did you raise them yourself?”
Farmer: “Yes. Yesterday they were $1.25.”
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t around yet.
Trivia Answers: 1. Cheetah 2. Seeds 3. Elmo 4. Below
5. Dr. Seuss
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July 13 - 19, 2020 - Central/South Nanaimo Edition
Please Note: The economy is slowing opening up but not all businesses are back to 100%, some of our advertisements may have incorrect info (hours, days open, etc.) If in doubt, please contact them directly for more information. Click links to their websites. We plan to return our printed editions in the coming weeks. Stay safe!
Farmyard inspiration: A young woman who grew up on a farm in Northern Ireland is enjoying newfound celebrity for her fashion design. To create her clothing, Rachel Irwin uses material that most people would throw out. For example, old mats, holiday wreaths, and bird feathers wind up in her designs. She’s even used fertilizer bags and the fluff from a cow’s tail, all of which are cleaned and sterilized by her mom. She named one of her designs “Farmyard Fashion.” Irwin has won prizes for her work and is looking forward to a career inthe fashion industry.
Protective dog: A stray dog named Serenity has become a celebrity in the town of Chatham, Ontario, Canada. The pooch was found by a passerby, who stopped to see why she was sitting in a ditch in the cold. Serenity turned out to be protecting five tiny kittens. The passerby called a pet shelter, and the dog and kittens were taken in. Serenity continued to care for the kittens until they were placed in a foster home. Shelter staff intend to place Serenity for adoption, and many families expressed interest after they heard the heart-warming story of Serenity and her parental instincts.
High design: A city high in the mountains of Bolivia is getting a facelift. El Alto, close to the administrative city of La Paz, is enjoying attention because of the building designs of architect Freddy Mamani. He calls his style New Andean architecture. His modern buildings, called cholets, are usually several stories high with shops at street level, party and gallery space in the next levels, and living space on the top floor. The designs combine vibrant colours and geometric shapes reminiscent of indigenous textile patterns. For Mamani, the architecture of his buildings is a way of promoting his culture’s pre-Columbian roots.
Tree tuggers: A group of friends who like to run took part in the Cape Town, South Africa, marathon, but they were doing more than just running. The group ran the race with tree saplings tied to their backs. Their purpose was to raise awareness about the country’s problem with invasive species, which are taking over indigenous plants. One of the runners, Siyabulela Sokomani, ran with a wild olive sapling, and he sports tattoos of his favourite trees. He and his fellow runners support the nationwide effort to plant trees and rid the country of the damaging species.
“Ascend above the restrictions and conventions of the world, but not so high as to lose sight of them.”
- Richard Garnett
“Nothing is so inexorable as a promise to your pride.”
- Beryl Markham
When I wear a mask in public, or decline an invitation to a party or to come inside:
* I want you to know that I am educated enough to know that I could be asymptomatic and still give you the virus.
* No, I don’t “live in fear” of the virus; I just want to be part of the solution, not the problem.
* I don’t feel like the “government is controlling me;” I feel like I’m being a contributing adult to society and I want to teach others the same.
* The world doesn’t revolve around me. It’s not all about me and my comfort.
* If we all could live with other people’s consideration in mind, this whole world would be a much better place.
* Wearing a mask doesn’t make me weak, scared, stupid, or even “controlled.” It makes me considerate.
* When you think about how you look, how uncomfortable it is, or what others think of you, just imagine someone close to you - a child, a father, a mother, grandparent, aunt, or uncle - choking on a respirator, alone without you or any family member allowed at bedside.
* Ask yourself if you could have sucked it up a little for them.
Wearing a mask is not political. It’s public health!
It’s courtesy.
1. The Cliffs of Moher are located in Ireland, Scotland, or Wales?
2. The colourful part of the human eye is the iris - T/F?
3. Is the Tropic of Cancer the most northern or most southern latitude where the sun can be directly overhead at noon?
4. Switzerland is divided into counties or cantons?
5. Actresses Eva and Zsa Zsa were known as what?
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You may need to think outside the box and stop turning your wheels for nothing. Putting a little more thought into your plan might help you find a better solution. Lucky numbers: 13, 15, 33, 44, 46, 49.
You may be particularly rebellious against any form of social repression or abusive authority. You also may likely become involved in some form of social activism. Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 12, 16, 24, 32.
Positive aspects of your character may shine this week. Allow others to see that, even if you do not always fit the normal mold, you definitely have great style. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 28, 39, 45, 48.
Others may not share your vision for the future. As they look for fault, you might appreciate the strong aspects of your plan that may help unite all of you. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 18, 23, 45, 46.
You may feel the weight of all of your current responsibilities. Once you take the time to solidify your routine, you might have more flexibility with demands on your schedule. Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 18, 25, 36, 48.
Take time to relax and regenerate. You may feel a little emotionally rundown, so petty issues may tend to become larger unless you take some positive action. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 19, 23, 24, 30.
Even though times have changed, you still may need to hold onto the best of your past. Youmight begin to feel better if you start showing your fun-loving self. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 22, 24, 27.
Your intuitive talents need to mesh strongly with those of your partner or mate. Without strong teamwork, you may find yourself alone and without any real direction. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 10, 11, 27, 30.
Try not to allow others to discourage you from the potential you have. Take a deep breath and allow yourself to heal from an emotional loss. Lucky numbers: 4, 24, 28, 30, 42, 44.
You may feel as if you’re in a rut. You might benefit greatly if you reach out to others who will share their positive energy. They could help you to see past the immediate. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 23, 34, 36, 48.
You may need to appreciate your talents. Helping others has great benefit for your own soul. Making small sacrifices for others might give you much enjoyment. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 10, 15, 21, 37.
Your understanding of events could give you some honest answers. History may repeat itself. Your research opportunities might reveal a whole new perspective. Lucky numbers: 9, 22, 26, 29, 35, 38.
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 4.
Major award: The Order of the Companions of Honour is a British award given to people who have contributed in a major way and over a long period of time to the arts, science, medicine, or government. Recipients include Stephen Hawking and Desmond Tutu.
Allergic reaction: Most people who come into contact with poison ivy will get an itchy rash called “allergic contact dermatitis” because they’re allergic to the plant’s oil. A small number of people aren’t allergic to the oil and don’t get a rash.
Sleeping horse: If a horse wants to take a quick nap, it will doze while standing up. If it wants to get a good sleep, it lies down. Horses need about two or three hours of deep sleep per day, usually taken at different intervals.
Famous park: Yellowstone National Park is located in the U.S. states of Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho. In 1872, it became the first national park in the country.
More than orange: Not all pumpkin varieties are orange. The decorative jarrahdale has skin with a blue-green hue, while peanut pumpkins have lumpy, light orange skin and sweet flesh.
There are three apples on a table, and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now?
Two, of course!
Teacher: “Mira went to the library at 5:15 and left at 6:45.
How long was Mira at the library?”
Student: “Not long.”
I went to buy some camouflage clothing, but I couldn’t find it.
How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.
Why did the lollipop cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken.