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July 29 - Aug 4, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Second chance: Loved Before is a U.K. charity on a mission to offer a fresh start to abandoned teddy bears and other stuffed animals. Charlotte Liebling noticed the sad fate of many soft toys and decided to do something to change that. These toys undergo a spa-like treatment before being showcased online for new families to discover. Embracing imperfection, Loved Before recognizes the unique charm each toy brings. Alongside its eco-friendly packaging and charitable donations, the company aims to instill a sense of responsibility in people, especially children, toward reusing items to benefit the environment. While this may seem like a small step, it shows how everyone can make a difference.
Free education: Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York City, New York (U.S.), is planning to scrap tuition fees, thanks to a very generous donation of $1 billion. This amazing act of kindness comes from Dr. Ruth Gottesman, a well-respected former teacher at the school. Dr. Gottesman’s late husband, who was smart with money, told her to “do whatever you think is right” with their considerable wealth. This inspired her to make medical school education more affordable. She believes that by making such an education easier to obtain, that will mean more doctors with diverse backgrounds who better understand and serve communities.
Age fusion: In Seattle, Washington, (U.S.), a preschool at Providence Mount St. Vincent merges daycare with senior living, uniting 400 older adults with children. Through activities like music and art, they forge connections at this senior care home. “The Growing Season” is a documentary by Evan Briggs that showcases this interplay and captures the transformation that happens among the seniors when the kids arrive. In the presence of the children, the residents light up with vitality, and the children seamlessly adapt to being with the older folks. The success of this model highlights the potential for greater integration of seniors into society, fostering understanding and empathy across generations.
Robot conductor: At the National Theater of Korea, something incredible happened: a robot named EveR 6, created by the Korea Institute of Industrial Technology, led the National Orchestra of Korea in a concert. EveR 6 is about as tall as a person and has a face that looks human. The robot conducted alongside human conductor Soo-Yeoul Choi. The concert, which was titled “Absence,” included two pieces directed by EveR 6, along with a special composition called “Sense,” in which the robot and Choi worked together. Choi was amazed by EveR 6’s moves, but said humans still make the best conductors because they can listen to and guide the orchestra.
“I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse.”
- Florence Nightingale
“A man’s mind, stretched to a new idea or sensation, never shrinks back to its former dimensions.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Aug 3, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Live on Stage - Hank Angel & His Island Devils: Held at the Island Vintage Events Vintage Fair Extravaganza, Mary Winspear Centre, Sidney on Sat., August 24. Two sets, 11:30- noon & 1-1:30pm. $5 admission. Kids under 12 are free. Also, a diverse fair for all to enjoy!
Free Yoga in the Park! Held every Tuesday in July & August at 6pm at Willows Beach Park, Oak Bay. Led by Ajna Yoga & Oak Bay Recreation Yoga Instructors. Please bring your own yoga mat.
Free Harmony in the Park – Pacific Edge Chorus: Beacon Hill Park, Stage in the Park (Cameron Bandshell), Sat., August 24. 1:30pm. Enjoy popular tunes in beautiful four-part harmony.
Langford Rocks Tribute Concert: Held Saturday, August 31 & kicks off at 1pm, at Starlight Stadium Plaza, 1089 Langford Pkwy. Get ready to rock out with some of the best classic rock tribute bands in the industry. Amazing music, delicious food & great vibes.
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Information: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Learn to Play Pickleball: Held at Victoria Pickleball Centre, 2950 West Shore Parkway. Choose from a one-hour introduction or a series of 6 weekly lessons at a time to suit your schedule. For more info or to register go to www.victoriapickleballcentre.com
Relax, Unwind & Have Some Fun! Memory Café Victoria is a non-profit organization dedicated to allowing you & your loved one to enjoy activities while socializing with others. A caring & welcoming venue for both people with dementia & their care partners. Info: www.memorycafevictoria.org/programs
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. Multi-celled organisms without backbones are fish, invertebrates, or mammals?
2. In 196 B.C.E., the Rosetta stone was inscribed in this Egyptian city.
3. What is the medical term for the breast bone?
4. Gelatin is a vegetable product - T/F?
5. The red outgrowth on a chicken’s head is a comb, hairbrush, or hat?
2. In 196 B.C.E., the Rosetta stone was inscribed in this Egyptian city.
3. What is the medical term for the breast bone?
4. Gelatin is a vegetable product - T/F?
5. The red outgrowth on a chicken’s head is a comb, hairbrush, or hat?
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Your relationships can be a good vehicle now to help you heal old wounds. Share information about your past with those you are close to and enlist their support. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 17, 25, 44, 47.
Are you feeling a strain in your relationships now? Looking for an unusual resolution to the issue may be helpful. Just be sure it truly works for all involved. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 11, 15, 26, 31.
You may find that your mind is on information overload. Documenting the new ideas might be helpful now, but wait until later to act on any that you choose. Lucky numbers: 2, 6, 24, 29, 38, 41.
Your emotions may be heightened at midweek. Take a step back and wait a few days to see if your feelings on an important matter change in the interim period. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 25, 30, 38, 44.
Your naturally enthusiastic persona may be boosted this week. This could be a good time to use the energy to set a new intention for something to manifest in the next month. Lucky numbers: 4, 16, 20, 23, 35, 45.
For the next few weeks, explore and articulate what you truly value and how to manifest it. In formulating a plan, don’t overlook the details necessary for success. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 18, 29, 35, 42.
You may find yourself micromanaging your relationships with others over the next few weeks. Be conscious of this tendency so you can avoid any unnecessary conflict. Lucky numbers: 7, 9, 14, 39, 42, 46.
The astrological energy at the end of the week might have a childlike enthusiasm. Using this dynamic to lighten your interactions with others may be helpful. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 18, 23, 24, 35.
Are you feeling challenged now about your beliefs? If you’re comfortable with them, you have no need to defend them to others. If not, ask yourself what has changed. Lucky numbers: 11, 14, 15, 39, 45, 46.
Weighing relationships versus results, Capricorns sometimes gravitate to the latter. An opportunity may emerge at week’s end to achieve a greater balance of the two. Lucky numbers: 3, 6, 19, 22, 40, 47.
Did you set new goals about six months ago at your birthday? What progress have you made, and do you need to course-correct now to stay on track? Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 5, 24, 26, 32.
Last week’s energetic pattern might continue. Did you make an adjustment to activate greater joy in your life? This change may take time to manifest, so keep going. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 23, 36, 37, 46.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 35.
No reptiles: Finding insects and birds in frozen Antarctica might be possible, but a life form not found there is the reptile. Those critters do not produce their own heat and wouldn’t last long on the coldest continent on earth.
Long walk: Energetic folk who want to walk the entire length of Canada’s coastline need to prepare for a long hike. The coastline covers 244,000 kilometres (151,600 mi.) and includes the Arctic, Pacific, and Atlantic oceans.
Single spice: One might assume allspice is a mixture of several spices, but it is actually made from dried berries from the allspice tree, native to Jamaica. Christopher Columbus noted it on his second Atlantic Ocean crossing.
Great word: “Somnambulists” are sleepwalkers. The root words somn and ambulate relate to sleep and walking. Some folks with somnambulism have even walked around their neighbourhoods without realizing it.
Pablo: The world knows him as famous Spanish artist Pablo Picasso. But his full name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso.
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Dancer: “Can you stretch the music out a little longer?”
Orchestra leader: “Sorry, this isn’t a rubber band.”
An actor fell through a trapdoor. He was going through a stage.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
Where did the fake blacksmith work? At the forgery.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the window and see.
Orchestra leader: “Sorry, this isn’t a rubber band.”
An actor fell through a trapdoor. He was going through a stage.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
Where did the fake blacksmith work? At the forgery.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the window and see.
Trivia Answers: 1. Invertebrates 2. Memphis 3. Sternum 4. False
5. Comb
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July 22 - 28, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Tomato trouble: A Nigerian woman stands on the brink of a potentially lengthy prison sentence for her online critique of a can of tomato puree, of all things. Chioma Okoli shared her discontent online about the excessively sweet taste of the product she purchased. Unexpectedly, her post snowballed, amassing thousands of comments. Despite warnings from someone linked to the food product company, she persisted in complaining online. Consequently, she faced arrest in accordance with Nigeria’s cybercrime laws. The company is suing her for significant damages, citing negative impact on their business. In response, Okoli is fighting back, suing both the police and the company.
Exquisite treat: The chocolate made by the To’ak company stands out in the world of fancy sweets, made from rare Nacional cacao found in small parts of Ecuador. Priced at up to $490 for a mere 50-gram bar, it’s not just candy, it’s an experience. To’ak sets itself apart by carefully selecting the finest cacao, once believed extinct. This chocolate undergoes a special aging process in wooden barrels, similar to aging fine spirits, giving it exceptional depth. Spices like Cambodian Kampot pepper further enrich its flavour. Although above most people’s price point, To’ak’s distinct taste makes it a sought-after delicacy for those seeking something extraordinary.
Dress dilemma: A groom's absent-minded mistake led to disaster when he accidentally left his fiancée’s $2,000 (USD) wedding dress on the car roof and then drove away, leaving the dress to fly off the vehicle. Lindel Cain, the bride from Adelaide, Australia, shared the mishap on social media. The couple was retrieving items from a storage unit when the incident occurred. Despite frantic efforts to find the dress, it remained missing. The couple offered a cash reward for its return. But even with such a setback, the bride maintained a sense of humour, seeing the mishap as a future wedding speech anecdote.
Digital host: Spain’s adaptation of the Survivor TV show will feature a unique twist: a segment hosted by Alba Renai, an AI-powered digital influencer. Despite her non-existent physical form, Alba was meticulously created based on feedback from a focus group of 350 young people, ensuring she embodied traits that were likely to resonate with a wide audience. Be a Lion, the team behind Alba, emphasizes the extensive human collaboration in her development. Claiming that no human jobs were lost in the project, they employ 32 people, including AI experts. The emergence of virtual influencers like Alba are sparking discussions on AI’s role in entertainment and employment.
“Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand.” - Thomas Carlyle
“Character is much easier kept than recovered.” - Thomas Paine
“Character is much easier kept than recovered.” - Thomas Paine
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Eats & Beats Beach Party: Groove to some of the best bands on the South Island & sample a variety of international flavours with more than a dozen food vendors. Free activities all day long. Held Sat., July 27, 1pm at Beachlands, corner of Metchosin Rd., & Latoria Boulevard.
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Aug 3, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Live on Stage - Hank Angel & His Island Devils: Held at the Island Vintage Events Vintage Fair Extravaganza, Mary Winspear Centre, Sidney on Sat., August 24. Two sets, 11:30- noon & 1-1:30pm. $5 admission. Kids under 12 are free. Also, a diverse fair for all to enjoy!
Free Yoga in the Park! Held every Tuesday in July & August at 6pm at Willows Beach Park, Oak Bay. Led by Ajna Yoga & Oak Bay Recreation Yoga Instructors. Please bring your own yoga mat.
Free Harmony in the Park – Pacific Edge Chorus: Beacon Hill Park, Stage in the Park (Cameron Bandshell), Sat., August 24. 1:30pm. Enjoy popular tunes in beautiful four-part harmony.
Langford Rocks Tribute Concert: Held Saturday, August 31 & kicks off at 1pm, at Starlight Stadium Plaza, 1089 Langford Pkwy. Get ready to rock out with some of the best classic rock tribute bands in the industry. Amazing music, delicious food & great vibes.
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Information: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Learn to Play Pickleball: Held at Victoria Pickleball Centre, 2950 West Shore Parkway. Choose from a one-hour introduction or a series of 6 weekly lessons at a time to suit your schedule. For more info or to register go to www.victoriapickleballcentre.com
Relax, Unwind & Have Some Fun! Memory Café Victoria is a non-profit organization dedicated to allowing you & your loved one to enjoy activities while socializing with others. A caring & welcoming venue for both people with dementia & their care partners. Info: www.memorycafevictoria.org/programs
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. A large body of ice that moves over land is called a _____.
2. An earthquake is measured by its depth, magnitude, or location?
3. T/F - The constellation Orion’s second brightest star is called Betelgeuse?
4. TACOCAT is an example of a palindrome, imponderable, or paradigm?
5. What is a campanile?
2. An earthquake is measured by its depth, magnitude, or location?
3. T/F - The constellation Orion’s second brightest star is called Betelgeuse?
4. TACOCAT is an example of a palindrome, imponderable, or paradigm?
5. What is a campanile?
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You may experience burn out at midweek. Remember that Aries are undergoing a long-term transformation process that will be in effect for three more years. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 19, 31, 32, 47.
This weekend may be a good time for you to retreat for a couple of days. Relaxation and comfort food might be exactly what you need right now to recharge. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 36, 37, 43, 44.
Your energy level may be substantially increased this week. To what part of your life should you apply this boost? Don’t forget self-care as you zip through this process. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 25, 30, 38, 42.
Cancers’ deep-felt emotions aren’t always easy to translate to others. But the next two weeks may present an opportunity to communicate more precisely when speaking. Lucky numbers: 12, 19, 24, 31, 33, 43.
The ruling planet of Leo is the Sun, and it is shining down on you during your birthday month. This is a good time to set your intentions for the next year. Lucky numbers: 4, 17, 19, 22, 26, 40.
Try to use this week to nail down details on your projects, including communicating with others. After that, things may be a bit chaotic for a couple of weeks. Lucky numbers: 13, 30, 36, 37, 40, 42.
Are you simmering below the surface about an issue? Try to find a positive way to address it, or the situation could impulsively erupt into the open at midweek. Lucky numbers: 14, 18, 20, 23, 31, 45.
Your intuitive connection to those around you may be subdued for a few days at week’s end. Rather than being disturbed by this dynamic, can you welcome it as a respite? Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 16, 18, 19, 23.
Sagittarians often have a broad, philosophical worldview. This may not go over well with others for the next two weeks. You might want to retreat until the dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 11, 12, 18, 35.
In the next couple of weeks, you may have an opportunity for your hard work and discipline to be rewarded. Just be sure you read the fine print of agreements. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 15, 17, 42, 43.
You may be in a stalemate on how to proceed with your life. Making a list of pros and cons might help give clarity on adjusting your view of the situation. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 23, 25, 26, 42.
Pisces sometimes are overwhelmed by their emotions and those of others. Now may be a good time to make an adjustment that grounds you in a more joyful attitude. Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 24, 25, 38, 43.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 17.
No relatives: American author Mark Twain was born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in 1835. He married Olivia Langdon, and they had four children. However, the author has no direct descendants living today.
Taking in flavour: Wood ear mushrooms are well known to Chinese cooks. These mushrooms grow on trees and bushes and look a bit like ears. They don’t have much flavour, but absorb flavours of the sauces in which they are cooked.
Canadian citizen: Canada has a population of about 39 million, and that includes Santa Claus. In 2010, the Canadian government affirmed Santa Claus as a Canadian citizen during a special citizenship ceremony in Calgary, Alberta.
Isolated world: The Sentinelese, who inhabit a tiny island in the Bay of Bengal, have lived isolated lives for over 60,000 years. They resist any attempts by authorities or anthropologists to study their culture.
Famous cars: Hollywood has had many famous cars grace its screens, including a Volkswagen Beetle “Herbie” in Love Bug, a 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible in Thelma & Louise, and a 1977 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am in Smokey and the Bandit.
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My mom gave some old rope a time-out. It was knotty.
First monster: “Are the monsters in your town ugly?”
Second monster: “Last year we held a beauty contest and no one won.”
That poor piece of paper pinned to the wall! It was under a tack.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct said, “Quack! Quack!”
What do you call a knight who just lost a fencing match? A sword loser.
First monster: “Are the monsters in your town ugly?”
Second monster: “Last year we held a beauty contest and no one won.”
That poor piece of paper pinned to the wall! It was under a tack.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct said, “Quack! Quack!”
What do you call a knight who just lost a fencing match? A sword loser.
Trivia Answers: 1. Glacier 2. Magnitude 3. True 4. Palindrome 5. Free-standing bell tower
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July 15 - 21, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Monkey trouble: For generations, tourists have delighted in interacting with the monkeys that inhabit the grounds of the temple in the city of Lopburi, Thailand. But now, frustrated authorities in the city have decided to relocate these mischievous monkeys to elsewhere. Approximately 2,500 of the macaque monkeys will be transferred to large enclosures away from humans. This decision follows an incident in which monkeys knocked a motorcyclist off his bike and kicked a woman in the back because they were after her food. Authorities say they don’t want any humans, or monkeys for that matter, to be hurt, which is why they have decided to move the playful primates away from the temple.
Lots of marshmallows: If you’re a kid who loves marshmallows, southeastern Michigan (U.S.), is the place to be. Every spring, several towns do a “Great Marshmallow Drop.” Kids gather in a park and soon a helicopter appears, whirling overhead. What follows is an amazing sight: thousands of marshmallows dropping from the helicopter, followed by a frenzied scramble by the kids to collect them. However, these marshmallows aren’t for eating; instead, kids trade them in for a prize bag that includes a colouring book, a one-day water park pass, and candy. According to officials, the marshmallow drops are simply a way to celebrate spring.
Historical gaming: In a twist of classroom creativity, a middle school teacher is gaining online fame for his innovative teaching method, which is incorporating video games into lessons. When the class topic shifted to Greece, the teacher, known as Mr. Mahathey, introduced his students to the “Assassin’s Creed Odyssey” game. He used the game to illustrate the Battle of Thermopylae, and an online video of his lesson went viral. By using the game’s map, Mr. Mahathey vividly explained the strategic positioning of the Greeks against the Persians. Comments flooded in, applauding the teacher for his innovative approach and recognizing the game’s historical accuracy.
Celestial goodbye: Elizabeth Garcia had loved to travel and, after her passing, her family arranged one final trip. Her sister Jean fulfilled her wish for a unique farewell: sending the ashes of Elizabeth and her beloved cat into space. Elizabeth had long dreamed of space travel but never got the chance. With the help of Aura Flights, a company that specializes in space memorials, their ashes were launched into the cosmos. Riding a stratospheric balloon, the vehicle reached over 100,000 feet (30,480 m) above Earth’s surface. Since this unique event took place in January 2023, interest in space memorials has increased, reflecting a growing desire for celestial farewells.
“And joys and tears alike are sent to give the soul fit nourishment.”
- Sarah Flower Adams
“It is only the cultivation of individuality which produces, or can produce, well-developed human beings.” - John Stuart Mill
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Summer Concerts in the Park - Clanna Morna: Presented by Oak Bay Rec Centre on Thursday, July 18, 6-8pm at Willows Beach, in Oak Bay. This free event is fun for everyone. Bring a picnic. Help to keep our concerts in the park green.
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Aug 3, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Live on Stage - Hank Angel & His Island Devils: Held at the Island Vintage Events Vintage Fair Extravaganza, Mary Winspear Centre, Sidney on Sat., August 24. Two sets, 11:30- noon & 1-1:30pm. $5 admission. Kids under 12 are free. Also, a diverse fair for all to enjoy!
Free Yoga in the Park! Held every Tuesday in July & August at 6pm at Willows Beach Park, Oak Bay. Led by Ajna Yoga & Oak Bay Recreation Yoga Instructors. Please bring your own yoga mat.
Free Harmony in the Park – Pacific Edge Chorus: Beacon Hill Park, Stage in the Park (Cameron Bandshell), Sat., August 24. 1:30pm. Enjoy popular tunes in beautiful four-part harmony.
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Information: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Learn to Play Pickleball: Held at Victoria Pickleball Centre, 2950 West Shore Parkway. Choose from a one-hour introduction or a series of 6 weekly lessons at a time to suit your schedule. For more info or to register go to www.victoriapickleballcentre.com
Relax, Unwind & Have Some Fun! Memory Café Victoria is a non-profit organization dedicated to allowing you & your loved one to enjoy activities while socializing with others. A caring & welcoming venue for both people with dementia & their care partners. Info: www.memorycafevictoria.org/programs
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. Physicians’ treatise of ethics is called the _______ Oath.
2. What is the largest species of penguin?
3. “She sells seashells by the seashore” is an example of a _____.
4. This fruit has a variety called the Winter Banana.
5. The Saffir-Simpson scale measures earthquakes, hurricanes, or heart attacks?
2. What is the largest species of penguin?
3. “She sells seashells by the seashore” is an example of a _____.
4. This fruit has a variety called the Winter Banana.
5. The Saffir-Simpson scale measures earthquakes, hurricanes, or heart attacks?
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Early this week, you may find yourself finally willing to openly speak about the effects of an old emotional wound. Who do you trust to help you talk through the process? Lucky numbers: 4, 15, 20, 25, 35, 46.
Taurus-born are often cautious about making significant life changes. But this week the planetary energies may present you opportunities to break out of your comfort zone. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 18, 24, 28, 45.
At week’s end, you may find yourself in the mood for a fun, spontaneous weekend. Enjoy, but also be aware of any tendency to overindulge in sweets, alcohol, and the like. Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 19, 35, 41, 47.
Your birthday month is coming to a close. How are you feeling so far in your new solar year? What should you keep and what should you let go of? Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 16, 18, 30, 46.
You may find that your mind and emotions are out of sync at week’s end. Can you find a balance of the two? Otherwise, take a deep breath and wait a few days. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 23, 26, 29, 35.
Virgos can hold themselves and others to very high standards. But perfectionism usually is not achievable. This may be a good time to integrate more empathy. Lucky numbers: 11, 22, 33, 37, 39, 41.
Do you and your partner struggle to define your relationship roles? Might this be a good time to discuss the conflict? Otherwise, breathe and take a step back for a few days. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 18, 19, 27, 48.
Is progress halted now on your endeavours? It may be helpful to be open to insights about opportunities for change that could overcome the obstacles. Lucky numbers: 1, 14, 18, 21, 26, 40.
You may be experiencing wanderlust now. Before you lock in a travel itinerary, do you simply need a vacation or is something more substantial motivating you? Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 8, 9, 11, 21.
You may feel conflicted now. Your focus may be on completing work projects while those around you want to break out and have fun. Is there a way to do both? Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 25, 33, 34, 40.
You may receive many ideas at week’s end about creating positive change for yourself or others. Taking some time to sort through them before acting may be helpful. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 17, 21, 28, 31.
Your natural intuitive and creative talents may be heightened this week. Try to channel this into spiritual or artistic endeavours, rather than pushing through on mundane tasks. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 17, 42, 43, 44.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Sleeping giant: Albert Einstein is one of the world’s most famous scientists. Perhaps one secret to his brain power is that he usually slept 10 hours a night. That’s nearly one and a half times as much as the average person.
Noted brother: Most people recognize actor Tom Hanks, famous for Forrest Gump, among other great movies. Hanks’ older brother is a noted biology professor at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.
Unique proposal: Famous inventor Thomas Edison claims to have taught his future wife, Mina Miller, Morse code so they could talk to each other in secret. She said he even proposed to her using Morse code.
More than words: Studies indicate that body language constitutes 93% of a person’s first impression of someone. The language of facial expressions, handshakes, eye contact, gestures, and personal space can say more than words.
Red lipstick: This concept wouldn’t fly today, but during World War II, women were encouraged to wear red lipstick to boost morale, especially of soldiers. With the slogan “Beauty is their Duty,” red lipstick was a patriotic symbol.
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Where does Thursday come before Wednesday? In the dictionary.
I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Rita: “You’re always wishing for something you don’t have.”
Nita: “Well, what else is there to wish for?”
If you buy a bigger bed, you actually get less bedroom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect?
I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Rita: “You’re always wishing for something you don’t have.”
Nita: “Well, what else is there to wish for?”
If you buy a bigger bed, you actually get less bedroom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect?
Trivia Answers: 1. Hippocratic 2. Emperor 3. Tongue twister or an Alliteration 4. Apple 5. Hurricanes
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July 8 - 14, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Skyward rent: The steep rental market in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, pushed Tim Chen to a creative solution in his living arrangements. Instead of shelling out hefty rent in the city, this arts student from Calgary opted for a unique commute: flying to his classes. After an increase in his rent, Chen found the cost of flights surprisingly more affordable. Juggling just two weekly classes while living with his parents, he manages to save over half the cost of a Vancouver apartment. As housing prices rise, unconventional solutions like Chen’s highlight how far people will go to make ends meet in one of Canada’s priciest cities.
Martian immersion: Who has fancied a taste of life on Mars? NASA is offering just that with their immersive CHAPEA program, which stands for Crew Health and Performance Exploration Analog. Volunteers will spend a year in a simulated Martian habitat, which aids the U.S. space agency’s preparation for future manned missions to the Red Planet. Participants will face simulated spacewalks, resource limitations, and equipment malfunctions, replicating potential challenges of life on Mars. Applicants must be U.S. citizens with backgrounds in science, technology, engineering, or math. NASA is offering compensation for this unique opportunity to anyone seeking an out-of-this-world adventure, while simultaneously helping to advance human exploration of Mars.
Stellar support: In a social media video, a teenage girl shared how her little brother got picked on at school for wearing space-themed shirts. The video caught the attention of Vanessa Hernández, whose father is an astronaut. She responded with a video message from her dad to the boy, encouraging him to embrace his love for space, despite the teasing. In the video, Astronaut José Hernández shared his own journey to space, recounting how he faced rejection from NASA multiple times before achieving his dream. Hernández’s message concluded with a touching note to the young boy, urging him to proudly wear his space-themed clothes and aspire to join NASA one day.
Cargo canine: In a surprising twist in Houston, Texas (U.S.), Coast Guard inspectors found unexpected cargo among towering shipping containers. Amidst the maze, they heard a barking and a scratching sound, unstacked and opened the container, and discovered a dog who had endured eight days without sustenance in a cramped, dark crate. Despite her ordeal, “Connie the Container Dog,” as they nicknamed her, greeted her rescuers with a weary smile and wagging tail. The team took her to Forever Changed Animal Rescue, a shelter in nearby Pasadena, Texas, where her story touched the hearts of staff and visitors. Connie is under their care until a permanent home can be found.
“Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.” - Samuel Pepys
“You can’t knock on opportunity’s door and not be ready.” - Bruno Mars
“You can’t knock on opportunity’s door and not be ready.” - Bruno Mars
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Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Held July 6, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Light & Energy Wellness Expo: Mini treatments, psychic & tarot card readings, holistic products, local vendors & more. Held July 13, 10am-5pm at Langford Legion, 761 Station Rd. Advance tickets available at www.lightandenergy.ca or $5 at the door.
Summer Concerts in the Park - Clanna Morna: Presented by Oak Bay Rec Centre on Thursday, July 18, 6-8pm at Willows Beach, in Oak Bay. This free event is fun for everyone. Bring a picnic. Help to keep our concerts in the park green.
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Aug 3, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Live on Stage - Hank Angel & His Island Devils: Held at the Island Vintage Events Vintage Fair Extravaganza, Mary Winspear Centre, Sidney on Sat., August 24. Two sets, 11:30- noon & 1-1:30pm. $5 admission. Kids under 12 are free. Also, a diverse fair for all to enjoy!
Free Yoga in the Park! Held every Tuesday in July & August at 6pm at Willows Beach Park, Oak Bay. Led by Ajna Yoga & Oak Bay Recreation Yoga Instructors. Please bring your own yoga mat.
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Relax, Unwind & Have Some Fun! Memory Café Victoria is a non-profit organization dedicated to allowing you & your loved one to enjoy activities while socializing with others. A caring & welcoming venue for both people with dementia & their care partners. Info: www.memorycafevictoria.org/programs
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. Canada produces 85% of the world’s supply of what food item?
2. Which of these rivers runs through Berlin, Germany - Rhône, Rhine, or Spree?
3. She was the very first American Idol winner.
4. The Hawkeye State is the nickname for the U.S. state of Iowa, Indiana, or Kansas?
5. These cells in the eye’s retina are used to see colour.
2. Which of these rivers runs through Berlin, Germany - Rhône, Rhine, or Spree?
3. She was the very first American Idol winner.
4. The Hawkeye State is the nickname for the U.S. state of Iowa, Indiana, or Kansas?
5. These cells in the eye’s retina are used to see colour.
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For the next two weeks, you may find you have more determination to tackle an old issue. What adjustment in your viewpoint or behaviour could help address the issue? Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 23, 30, 34, 45.
This week what you want may cross paths with what is possible. How might you bridge the gap and find an option that works? Identify those who can help. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 6, 10, 23, 42.
An opportunity may be in play to present your plans this week in a way that garners the support of others. Just be careful not to oversell your ideas. Lucky numbers: 7, 10, 27, 29, 33, 34.
Cancer folks sometimes mirror their sign of the crab and its protective shell. The energy of the next few weeks may provide an opportunity for you to be more open-hearted. Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 9, 21, 31, 33.
Is now the moment to step into a leadership role? Having an open heart when interacting with others puts to good use your naturally joyful and enthusiastic skill set. Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 13, 14, 30, 37.
Are you over-thinking a decision you need to make now? If so, focus on the option that is in alignment with your values and with being of service to others. Lucky numbers: 8, 17, 19, 23, 27, 28.
Your ability to be tactful and diplomatic may be highlighted for a few days at midweek. Does a situation let you use these talents to help achieve balance and justice? Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 16, 18, 30, 45.
Your emotions may be heightened at week’s end. Finding a solution to a difficult situation may emerge, if you can understand the motivation that drives your feelings about it. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 18, 21, 22, 32.
For the next few weeks, your natural optimism may get a boost of joyful and heartfelt energy. What do you want to accomplish while this dynamic is in effect? Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 12, 21, 25, 31.
Capricorns often have a serious demeanour, focused on building structure and accomplishment. For the next few weeks, you may have an opportunity to radiate more joy. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 16, 26, 30, 39.
At week’s end, you may find yourself in an emotional stalemate with a loved one. Step back and take a deep breath. Is there a way to reconcile the opposing views? Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 17, 20, 27, 33.
You may be in a daydreaming mood this week, particularly about romance. Taking a timeout might be helpful. Just be careful of acting while wearing rose-coloured glasses. Lucky numbers: 2, 16, 24, 25, 42, 48.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 30.
Prolific author: Many children are familiar with the numerous books by Dr. Seuss, including Green Eggs and Ham, The Cat in the Hat, and Horton Hears a Who. The American author’s real name was Theodor Seuss Geisel. He died in 1991.
Beloved auto: Car lovers often still clamour to own a Ford Mustang. First made by Ford Motor Company in 1964, one million of the coveted vehicles were produced by 1966 in the Dearborn, Michigan (U.S.), plant.
Indoor game: Hockey rinks abound today. But the game used to be played only on outdoor rinks. The first indoor hockey game took place on March 3, 1875, at the Victoria Skating Rink in Montréal, Québec, Canada.
Bottled up: The popular soft drink Coca-Cola was invented in 1866. However, at that time, it was served as a fountain drink. Coke first appeared in bottles in 1894, and those bottles were different from the ones used today.
Winning record: The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has handed out lots of Gold Records over the years, but the first was to American easy-listening artist Perry Como. The song that won the honour in 1958 was “Catch A Falling Star.”
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Fido. Fido who? Fido knew you were coming, I’d have baked a cake.
What is the best advice you can give a worm? Sleep late.
“Boy,” said one shelf to another, “you sure look board.”
Flip: “What do termites do to relax?”
Flop: “They take a coffee table break.”
I’ve never seen a fossil so opposed to working. Talk about lazy bones!
What is the best advice you can give a worm? Sleep late.
“Boy,” said one shelf to another, “you sure look board.”
Flip: “What do termites do to relax?”
Flop: “They take a coffee table break.”
I’ve never seen a fossil so opposed to working. Talk about lazy bones!
Trivia Answers: 1. Maple Syrup 2. Spree 3. Kelly Clarkson 4. Iowa
5. Cone Cells
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July 1 - 7, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Hot coffee: Most people like their lattes creamy and sweet, but not the customers of a coffee shop located in the city of Ganzhou in China’s Jiangxi Province. That’s where a new taste is tingling customers’ senses: the taste of chili! The Jingshi Coffee Café decided to try something new as a nod to the area’s spicy cuisine. The baristas infuse the iced “Spicy Latte” with dried chili. Once that’s done, they sprinkle a little chili powder on top. While this sounds like an extremely spicy beverage, some think it’s actually quite pleasant and not too hot. However, people in the area are accustomed to hot food, so buyer beware!
Coin-operated charm: In the heart of Queens, New York (U.S.), lies a unique dwelling that once buzzed with the hum of washing machines and dryers. Sampson Dahl now calls this former laundromat home, where he curates a vibrant community space. Adorned with eclectic finds from his set design job, the 800-square-foot (75-sq.-m) abode doubles as an arts venue. Friends and neighbours frequent the front room, transformed into a stage and salon for gatherings that range from musical performances to painting nights. Unsuspecting passersby, lured by the façade’s old awning, occasionally wander into Dahl’s unconventional living space, mistaking it for an actual laundromat.
Different pet: Dogs and cats are the most typical animals to keep as pets, but not for Tiffany Pierre and Gregory Guiot, a couple in the Wallonia region of Belgium. They have a pet boar. The couple loves Oscar, as they call him, but didn’t actually plan to have the animal as a pet. Rather, Guiot found him in the woods when he was only a wee piglet. Feeling sorry for the creature, Guiot brought him home, intending to find an animal shelter. Over a year later, Oscar weighs 80 kilograms (176 lbs.) and is still with them. He is house-trained, sleeps on his own couch, and is, indeed, part of the family.
Tracking devices: Talk about having a lot of nerve! A Chinese woman, known as Zhu, owns a trucking company in Xiangyang in Hubei province. She didn’t want to risk her trucks being pulled over by police and given fines for a variety of issues. In an attempt to prevent this, she went online and bought six GPS trackers, which she personally installed on police cars parked at the local police station. Unfortunately for Zhu, the cops discovered the little black boxes, and soon tracked the SIM cards. These led them directly to the guilty party. Her punishment was ¥500 (CNY) and eight days of detention.
“Friends, they cherish one another’s hopes. They are kind to one another’s dreams.” - Henry David Thoreau
“Be patient where you sit in the dark. The dawn is coming.” - Rumi
“Be patient where you sit in the dark. The dawn is coming.” - Rumi
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Canada Day Family Fun Fair: Held Monday, July 1, 12:30-4pm at Iroquois Park, 2295 Ocean Ave., Sidney. Wide range of activities tailored for the whole family to enjoy together. Games, food, face painting, entertainment, or simply soaking in the festive atmosphere.
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Held July 6, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Light & Energy Wellness Expo: Mini treatments, psychic & tarot card readings, holistic products, local vendors & more. Held July 13, 10am-5pm at Langford Legion, 761 Station Rd. Advance tickets available at www.lightandenergy.ca or $5 at the door.
Live on Stage - Hank Angel & His Island Devils: Held at the Island Vintage Events Vintage Fair Extravaganza, Mary Winspear Centre, Sidney on Sat., August 24. Two sets, 11:30- noon & 1-1:30pm. $5 admission. Kids under 12 are free. Also, a diverse fair for all to enjoy!
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Relax, Unwind & Have Some Fun! Memory Café Victoria is a non-profit organization dedicated to allowing you & your loved one to enjoy activities while socializing with others. A caring & welcoming venue for both people with dementia & their care partners. Info: www.memorycafevictoria.org/programs
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. Drivers in Japan drive on the left side of the road - T/F?
2. Did boxing become an Olympic sport in 1900, 1904, or 1916?
3. An arctophile collects yo-yos, teddy bears, or trains?
4. Richard Bachman is the pen name of horror writer _____.
5. In which musical is the Kit Kat Club set?
2. Did boxing become an Olympic sport in 1900, 1904, or 1916?
3. An arctophile collects yo-yos, teddy bears, or trains?
4. Richard Bachman is the pen name of horror writer _____.
5. In which musical is the Kit Kat Club set?
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This week is the second of three moments this year in which an old issue may resolve. Where do you want that situation to be at the third moment, in late December? Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 17, 21, 30, 48.
This week starts with a well-grounded energy. How might you use it to jump-start a week of successful endeavours? Resist the temptation to be stuck in place. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 17, 20, 27, 29.
At midweek, your mind may have greater capacity to process data. Use discernment in analyzing the information, narrowing down options to those that have the most potential. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 6, 10, 16, 48.
Midweek may be a good time to initiate a new goal for the next month. Perhaps this would be the right moment to implement a new ritual of self care? Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 15, 21, 22, 23.
Leo energy is strong now, especially at week’s end, so your public profile may be highlighted. Just be sure that your interactions with others are positive for all concerned. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 10, 13, 16, 37.
Virgos often operate in a “nose to the grindstone” mode. This is a good week to consider developing and implementing a more balanced life vs. work routine now. Lucky numbers: 7, 24, 34, 38, 45, 48.
An important part of achieving balance in relationships is making sure that your own needs are met. Now may be a good time to initiate any needed changes in this regard. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 12, 18, 43, 44.
You may feel that your intuitive channel of information is blocked at the start of the week. Take a deep breath and wait a few days until this dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 13, 20, 21, 32, 34, 41.
Your heart and head may be in a stalemate at midweek. If you can’t find a compromise, take a deep breath and wait a few days before you act on whatever presents itself. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 9, 13, 25, 34.
Are you prioritizing results over your relationship to people? Midweek may offer an opportunity for you to set a goal to connect more with others over the next month. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 12, 24, 26, 37.
Be careful of power struggles with others at midweek. If you are in a stalemate situation, next week may be a better time to initiate a conversation to resolve it. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 18, 22, 32, 38.
You may be entering a months-long period of retracing old emotional territory. Practicing meditation and keeping a journal might help you process events right now. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 19, 26, 28, 30.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Lovable comedian: John Candy (1950-1994) was a beloved Canadian actor who belonged to Toronto’s Second City comedy troupe. He starred in many movies, like Uncle Buck, Home Alone, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Leap year: February 29 occurs because Earth takes 365 days, five hours, 48 minutes, and 56 seconds to orbit the sun. Leap years prevent Northern Hemisphere summers from eventually shifting to December!
Bright blue: A lizard that lives in Australia has a unique feature. Known as the blue-tongued skink, this reptile can grow to two feet (0.6 m) long. It sticks out its bright blue tongue to surprise and scare away predators.
Not the real thing: Anyone selling butter-like products such as margarine in the state of Iowa (U.S.) cannot say “butter” on labels or advertising. This misdemeanour invites a $625 fine and up to 30 days in jail.
Red spice: Paprika is made from dried, ground Capiscum annuum peppers. Most common is sweet paprika. Others are rich, sweet Hungarian paprika, fiery hot paprika, and boldly flavoured smoked paprika.
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My phone has had to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
I’m writing a screenplay about a seaside romance. It’s a classic buoy-meets-gull story.
Farmer: “In the country, we go to bed with the chickens.”
City folk: “In the city, we’d rather sleep in our own beds.”
What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Queen. Queen who? I’m as queen as a whistle!
I’m writing a screenplay about a seaside romance. It’s a classic buoy-meets-gull story.
Farmer: “In the country, we go to bed with the chickens.”
City folk: “In the city, we’d rather sleep in our own beds.”
What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Queen. Queen who? I’m as queen as a whistle!
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. 1904 3. Teddy bears 4. Stephen King
5. Cabaret
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June 24 - 30, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Unwanted advice: The British enjoy their tea and don’t want outsiders telling them how to drink it. That’s what American scientist and author Michelle Francl learned when she published a book that suggested adding a pinch of salt to make a cup of tea less bitter, an amount small enough that it couldn’t be tasted. Good Morning Britain, a British breakfast program, said the notion felt like a crime. The controversy drew involvement from no less than the U.S. Embassy in London, which confessed Francl’s suggestion had got them “in hot water.” They joked that they would continue to make tea the proper way, by microwaving it. No word on how that advice landed.
Unhygienic husband: A court in Ankara, Turkey, approved a woman’s request to divorce her husband, but the reason wasn’t a typical one. In Turkish civil law, one reason for divorce is if life has become unbearable for one or both parties. The woman said she wanted a divorce because her husband had unbearable personal hygiene. She told a family court that her husband wore the same clothes for at least five days in a row, smelled stinky, and didn’t shower often. Witnesses confirmed her claims. The court ordered her husband to pay her ₺500,000 (TRY), about $21,000 (CAD), for putting up with his poor personal hygiene.
Urban art: A street artist in Nerviano, a municipality in Milan, Italy, asks permission to apply his paint in public places. And because his art is so fascinating, the authorities usually say “yes” to Cosimo Cheone Caiffa. This self-taught artist makes 3D creations that look real, such as a man crawling out from under a bridge or a little boy leaning out of a window to give a flower to a passerby. His artwork really can transform dismal cityscapes into works of intriguing creativity. The artist initiates his designs on a computer, and when he’s ready to hit the streets, he rounds up his paint cans and gets to work.
Fast kid: Many people are familiar with Rubik’s cube puzzles, which have six sides and 20 movable pieces. But then there’s the 12-sided Megaminx, with 50 moving pieces. Aidan Granger is a 16-year-old student at Royal Wootton Bassett Academy, located in the British town of the same name. The teen cemented his status as a European Megaminx record holder and earned the 2024 title of the world’s ninth fastest “speedcuber.” Competitively solving puzzles like Rubik’s cube or Megaminx is called speedcubing. The teen finished the Megaminx puzzle in only 31.41 seconds. He was competing against 200,000 speedcubers in the official World Cube Association competition.
“Follow your dreams, transform your life.” - Paulo Coelho
“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run is coming to Victoria on Monday, June 24. To learn more and/or to participate, call 250-592-6211 or visit: www.PeaceRun.org/ca
Canada Day Family Fun Fair: Held Monday, July 1, 12:30-4pm at Iroquois Park, 2295 Ocean Ave., Sidney. Wide range of activities tailored for the whole family to enjoy together. Games, food, face painting, entertainment, or simply soaking in the festive atmosphere.
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Held July 6, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Online Social Group for Autistic Adults: Including those self-diagnosed. Held Thursday, June 27, 7pm. For more information visit: www.meetup.com/autism-victoria
Relax, Unwind & Have Some Fun! Memory Café Victoria is a non-profit organization dedicated to allowing you & your loved one to enjoy activities while socializing with others. A caring & welcoming venue for both people with dementia & their care partners. Info: www.memorycafevictoria.org/programs
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. A monk lives in a monastery and a nun lives in a _____.
2. In Disney’s animated movie, Robin Hood is portrayed as a badger or a fox?
3. Shakespeare’s play The Tempest is named for a storm, earthquake, or flood?
4. What is the human body’s buccal cavity?
5. The minimum depth of a hole in professional golf is 3, 4, or 6 inches?
2. In Disney’s animated movie, Robin Hood is portrayed as a badger or a fox?
3. Shakespeare’s play The Tempest is named for a storm, earthquake, or flood?
4. What is the human body’s buccal cavity?
5. The minimum depth of a hole in professional golf is 3, 4, or 6 inches?
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How are your past issues and wounds affecting your relationships now? This may be a good time to take a deep dive into your unconscious. Seek help, if needed. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 16, 21, 29, 32.
Is there something you want to advance that hasn’t gotten traction before? If you present it in a new way at week’s end, you may find that others are more receptive. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 8, 16, 31, 37.
Many Geminis share the quicksilver nature of Mercury, the sign’s ruling planet. But over the next few months, you may be asked to slow down and re-examine your life. Lucky numbers: 11, 15, 19, 30, 44, 46.
Cancers often prioritize their feelings when making decisions. Over the next few months, you may have a chance to examine where this style does or does not serve you. Lucky numbers: 10, 13, 17, 18, 31, 35.
Your mind and emotions may be out of sync at the beginning of the week. What change could you make to reconcile the difference and achieve more balance in your life? Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 16, 31, 33, 39.
During the middle of the week, your energy may feel confused and murky. If it is disrupting your normally disciplined routine, wait a few days for this dynamic to pass. Lucky numbers: 9, 10, 11, 17, 31, 41.
Is there an outdated belief or behaviour that is holding you back from having more love in your life? How might you release it? Who could help you figure it out? Lucky numbers: 7, 22, 28, 30, 31, 38.
The intensity of Scorpios interacting with others can be difficult for both parties. At week’s end, however, you may have an opportunity for more pleasant social interactions. Lucky numbers: 1, 16, 17, 19, 21, 25.
Sagittarians sometimes closely connect their worldviews to their identities. In the next few months, you may need to re-examine where you are too rigid in this regard. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 8, 10, 12, 34.
Hard work and discipline are key words for Capricorn’s success but they can be exhausting at times. For a few months, consider how to “work smarter, not harder.” Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 16, 19, 33, 36.
Early this week, you may find yourself in a centered space. How might you want to take advantage of this energy for the next few days, before it passes? Lucky numbers: 6, 30, 32, 33, 43, 44.
You may find yourself going back over old territory during the next four months. Have you become more disciplined over the last year in creating structure in your life? Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 15, 21, 28, 34.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 33.
Green children: Historians remain baffled by tales of two green-skinned children who appeared in Woolpit, Suffolk, England in the 12th century. No one knows exactly where they came from or why their skin was green.
Maple goodness: Anyone wanting the best and purest maple syrup should look to Canada. The country is well known for the quality of this product, which is made by boiling down sap from maple trees.
Busy intersection: Shibuya Crossing, in Tokyo, Japan, is possibly the world’s biggest pedestrian crossing. People come from five directions, all crossing at the same time. The “Scramble” repeats every two minutes all day.
What’s in a name: In 1946, Baltimore called its National Basketball Association team the Bullets, after a nearby ammunition foundry. In 1996, the current franchise adopted the less violent name of Wizards.
Pole star: Stella polaris is Latin for “pole star.” Polaris, more commonly known as the North Star, is the brightest in the Ursa Minor constellation. Interestingly, “Polaris” has been used as a baby’s name.
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Why don’t computers eat anything? They don’t like what’s on their menus.
Eating a clock may seem like a good idea, but it’s time-consuming.
I used to run a donut shop, but I got tired of the hole business.
Principal: “This is the fourth time you’ve been in my office this week.”
Student: “Well, I guess I’m glad it's Friday.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sasha. Sasha who? You make Sasha fuss!
Eating a clock may seem like a good idea, but it’s time-consuming.
I used to run a donut shop, but I got tired of the hole business.
Principal: “This is the fourth time you’ve been in my office this week.”
Student: “Well, I guess I’m glad it's Friday.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sasha. Sasha who? You make Sasha fuss!
Trivia Answers: 1. Convent 2. Fox 3. Storm 4. The mouth 5. 4 inches
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June 17 - 23, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Python in his pants: If smugglers want to get weird pets across the border, they need to find a way to do so without detection. A man from New York City failed in this quest. He tried to smuggle three Burmese pythons across the Canadian border, but he chose an unusual place to hide them: in his pants. The man, traveling from Montréal, Québec, Canada, back to New York City, didn’t get past U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers. They discovered the reptiles, hidden in snake bags in the inner thigh of his pants. Pythons are some of the world’s largest snakes and are considered a vulnerable species. The failed snake smuggler was fined $5,000 (USD).
Lucky dog, lucky ticket: A woman buying items in a convenience store in Guangdong, China, might consider taking her dog shopping with her more often. The golden retriever broke free of its leash and took off, running into a nearby lottery shop. There the canine bit into a lottery ticket, which the owner, surnamed Lin, had to buy. She scolded her dog for being so disobedient. But she regretted the scolding because the ticket turned out to be a winner, bringing her ¥1,000 (CNY). The next time she went to the store, the dog chose a ticket worth ¥30. Lin’s friends and neighbours began calling her pet “Fortune Dog.”
Cold rescue: People in a floating sauna in the sea near Oslo, Norway, were in the right place at the right time to rescue two people whose car appeared to be driven off a quay and into a fjord. The electric-powered wooden sauna raft and its passengers raced to the rescue, with the passengers wondering who was behind the wheel of the wayward vehicle. During the ensuing rescue, the sauna lovers had only towels to keep warm during the chilly, early February event. The car’s driver had thought the vehicle was in park when he accidentally hit the accelerator pedal. The car was later recovered from the fjord.
Unusual rescue: What 3-year-old wouldn’t be intrigued by a glass-walled box filled with plush toys? A child that age would want to get in and start playing! In Brisbane, Australia, police came to the rescue when a child became trapped inside a toy-filled claw machine in a suburban shopping mall. Timothy Hopper, the boy’s father, said his son disappeared into the machine in seconds, before he had time to react. Police coaxed the boy to move to a safe corner inside the machine and cover his eyes so they could break a glass panel to free him. He was unharmed and his rescuers invited him to pick a prize.
“Love is space and time measured by the heart.” - Marcel Proust
“The key is to keep company with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.” - Epictetus
“The key is to keep company with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.” - Epictetus
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Mondays noon.
Victoria Cat Rescue Corps Strawberry Tea & Bazaar: Held Sat., June 15, 1-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. For Strawberry Shortcake & Tea, $7.50.
Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run is coming to Victoria on Monday, June 24. To learn more and/or to participate, call 250-592-6211 or visit: www.PeaceRun.org/ca
Canada Day Family Fun Fair: Held Monday, July 1, 12:30-4pm at Iroquois Park, 2295 Ocean Ave., Sidney. Wide range of activities tailored for the whole family to enjoy together. Games, food, face painting, entertainment, or simply soaking in the festive atmosphere.
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Held July 6, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Relax, Unwind & Have Some Fun! Memory Café Victoria is a non-profit organization dedicated to allowing you & your loved one to enjoy activities while socializing with others. A caring & welcoming venue for both people with dementia & their care partners. Info: www.memorycafevictoria.org/programs
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. The Daughters of the American Revolution was founded in 1776, 1890, or 1925?
2. Which constellation is on the Australian flag?
3. Where is Dracula’s Castle?
4. Which continent has not had any observed tornadoes?
5. This word means warmth of the sun in winter.
2. Which constellation is on the Australian flag?
3. Where is Dracula’s Castle?
4. Which continent has not had any observed tornadoes?
5. This word means warmth of the sun in winter.
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If you are focused on fulfilling your purpose in this life, congratulate yourself and keep going. This week, though, following your path may put you in conflict with others. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 12, 15, 26, 41.
This may be a good week to put thoughts on paper. What this entails doesn’t matter. Anything might be possible, from a journal of your emotions to starting a book. Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 38, 41, 42, 44.
Your head and heart may be in a stalemate at midweek. If you can’t find a compromise, take a deep breath and wait a few days before you make any decisions. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 15, 34, 41, 43.
Your birthday month is a good time to set new goals. A first step may be to examine if your family has healthy communications, and to discuss any needed changes. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 18, 26, 28, 45.
Leos often focus on what they want to accomplish for themselves. The next two months may let you consider what you want to accomplish in service to others. Lucky numbers: 10, 15, 22, 28, 32, 34.
This week may be a good time to explore a new opportunity that might help you overcome a real or perceived obstacle. Look around for others who could help you. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 18, 19, 27, 48.
Libras are in an ongoing examination of self vs. others in relationships. If you find yourself in conflict with people this week, ask how it fits with this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 19, 27, 32, 33.
At the beginning of the week, you may find your emotions running high. This might be a good time to explore your unconscious motivations and connect the dots. Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 11, 18, 41, 46.
At midweek, you may be very eager for a new adventure. Try something small to satisfy this desire. If you still have the same urge next week, examine it more. Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 12, 17, 35, 48.
Did you set new goals about six months ago at your birthday? Now may be a good time to review and see if each should be continued, completed, or abandoned. Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 9, 45, 46, 48.
Aquarians value efforts to advance humanity. In the next two months, you may be at a stalemate about these endeavours. Understanding why can help you move forward. Lucky numbers: 3, 7, 11, 13, 16, 24.
Chances are good right now that you could confuse or delude yourself or others. If something is unclear for you, waiting until next week may be the best course of action. Lucky numbers: 1, 9, 17, 18, 21, 28.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Pink lake: Depending on weather conditions, a lake in Iran turns pink in the summer. It’s called Maharloo Lake, and is located near Shiraz. Red algae in the bottom of the lake causes the unique phenomenon.
Flood warning: While scientists and civic officials work to save Venice from sinking, bookstore owners worry, too. Some store their books in bathtubs, canoes, and kayaks, to protect them from frequent flooding.
Common surname: If you think Smith is the most common name in the world, you’d be close. But Wang, which means prince or king in Mandarin, is at the top of the list.
Floating library: A huge passenger and cargo vessel called MV Logos Hope is actually a floating library. Since 2009, the boat has visited over 150 countries. In some places, people have no other access to a library.
Longest name: You would need a supersized envelope to write the address of the New Zealand town with the longest name in the world: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. It is often shortened to Taumata for brevity.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to see you, too!
What kind of beans won’t grow in the garden? Jelly beans.
That table was so rude! It said it couldn’t chair less!
I’m so unlucky, I get paper cuts from “get well” cards.
Nit: “What was the tow truck doing at the race track?”
Wit: “He was trying to pull a fast one.”
What kind of beans won’t grow in the garden? Jelly beans.
That table was so rude! It said it couldn’t chair less!
I’m so unlucky, I get paper cuts from “get well” cards.
Nit: “What was the tow truck doing at the race track?”
Wit: “He was trying to pull a fast one.”
Trivia Answers: 1. 1890 2. Southern Cross 3. Romania 4. Antarctica
5. Apricity
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June 10 - 16, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Antique surprise: Thirty-five years ago, Flora Steel snagged an intriguing brooch for a mere £20. Unbeknownst to her, it was a Gothic Revival creation by Victorian-era designer William Burges. After spotting a similar brooch on Antiques Roadshow, Steel sent pictures of her own piece of jewelry to an auctioneer, who valued it at $19,000 (USD). Her find marked the third such discovery, with another viewer of the television auction show having earned £31,000 for a similar find. Burges crafted these unique pieces in the mid-1800s, blending Japanese and medieval influences. With each find, history is unveiling its hidden gems.
Spilled milk: There must have been a lot of jokes about not crying over spilled milk, but in reality, it wasn’t a laughing matter at all. In Auburn, Massachusetts (U.S.), a tanker carrying 10,000 gallons (37,854 litres) of fresh milk rolled over on the highway. All that delicious white milk, along with plenty of diesel fuel from the truck, spilled onto the on-ramp of the Massachusetts turnpike. What a milky mess! Fortunately, no injuries were reported, but the accident delayed traffic while the nearby Auburn Fire Rescue Department worked to remove the spilled liquids from the roadway.
Hitching a ride: Helicopter crews returning from flights always do post-flight inspections. A helicopter crew with the U.S. Coast Guard in Clearwater, Florida, was no exception. But the crew found something they did not expect to see: a snake was napping happily on the tailwheel. It was like a scene from the movie, Snakes on a Plane. Lucky for everyone, the 2-foot (0.6-m) long corn snake made a quick exit. The breed can grow to be up to 4 feet (1.2 m) in length, and are also called chicken snakes and red rat snakes. No word on how the visitor got on the helicopter or whether or not the animal was fined for trespassing.
Big reversal: Richard Plaud, of Montpellier-de-Médillan in western France, spent eight years creating a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks, using more than 50 pounds of glue. He hoped to earn recognition by Guinness World Records. However, Guinness initially dismissed his 7.19-metre (23.6-ft.) tall model. That was because the 706,900 matchsticks he used were not the standard sort that Guinness expected him to use. Eventually, though, Guinness officials changed their minds and did award him a place in their records as having made the tallest matchstick structure in the world. They said his attempt at the 1:45 scale model was “officially amazing.”
“Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.” - William Shakespeare
“Dreams and reality are opposites. Action synthesizes them.”
- Assata Shakur
“Dreams and reality are opposites. Action synthesizes them.”
- Assata Shakur
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Strawberry Tea & Craft Fair: Saturday, June 8, 10am-3pm at Church of the Advent, 510 Mount View Ave. Many crafters displaying their talents & the ever popular Bake Table. Info: 250-474-3031.
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Drop-off recyclables at New Life Community Fellowship, 3900 Carey Road @ Tillicum Sat., June 8, 9am-3pm. Info: occbottledrive@gmail.com or 250-532-1921.
Giant Yard Sale for Victoria Hospice: Great deals & supporting a great cause at Heirloom Linens in Broadmead Village on Saturday, June 15, 9am.
Victoria Cat Rescue Corps Strawberry Tea & Bazaar: Held Sat., June 15, 1-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. For Strawberry Shortcake & Tea, $7.50.
Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run is coming to Victoria on Monday, June 24. To learn more and/or to participate, call 250-592-6211 or visit: www.PeaceRun.org/ca
Community Flea Market: St. Paul’s United Church, 2410 Malaview Ave., Sidney. Held July 6, 9am–1pm. Collectibles, clothing, books, plants, hot dogs, home baking & more!
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. How many pipes are in the typical Scottish bagpipe?
2. Nephophobia is the fear of kidneys, winter, or clouds?
3. A diadromous fish can exist in both fresh and saltwater - T/F?
4. In the children’s books, what is the name of Babar the Elephant’s wife?
5. How many toes does an ostrich have?
2. Nephophobia is the fear of kidneys, winter, or clouds?
3. A diadromous fish can exist in both fresh and saltwater - T/F?
4. In the children’s books, what is the name of Babar the Elephant’s wife?
5. How many toes does an ostrich have?
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What issues have you worked to overcome in your life? Consider how you might help others going through something similar. Your experience could resonate with them. Lucky numbers: 8, 14, 32, 35, 45, 48.
A midweek insight may point you toward a new opportunity. Consistent with your Taurus nature, you might want to analyze the pros and cons before proceeding. Lucky numbers: 2, 12, 16, 22, 28, 48.
The end of the week may be a good time to go within and connect with your spirit. Your efforts might be focused on your relationship to yourself or others. Lucky numbers: 13, 14, 17, 18, 35, 43.
Have you recently felt flooded with new information? If you are not sure what action to take, you might want to wait until after next week to sort it out. Lucky numbers: 5, 23, 27, 31, 32, 44.
Do you have an endeavour that could use the assistance of others? Now may be a good time to make your pitch, but be sure the project will help them, too. Lucky numbers: 12, 14, 15, 32, 37, 43.
Is this the time to revamp your diet or exercise routine to become healthier? The middle of the week may provide additional discipline to initiate a new plan. Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 18, 19, 39, 41.
A major Libra life theme is to create balance within and with others. Releasing what no longer serves you may be important during the next year to achieve this endeavour. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 6, 15, 16, 19.
At midweek, practical research may enhance your intuitive insights. Dig deep into the facts of the situation. The result could be appealing to others. Lucky numbers: 10, 16, 17, 20, 21, 33.
For the next few weeks, you may be in a stalemate about something. If you focus on your beliefs, a solution might become evident. Otherwise, wait for this period to pass. Lucky numbers: 6, 12, 16, 18, 20, 27.
At midweek, you may find yourself annoyed about a relationship. This might pass in a few days, but could it be a chance to examine any dysfunction in this area? Lucky numbers: 9, 11, 18, 37, 46, 48.
This is a week when you may want to think things through before you speak or react to events. Consider that you could regret any impulsive actions you take now. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 20, 21, 26, 30.
At midweek, you may find yourself shuffling through many options. Perhaps consider waiting to make decisions until the fog lifts, which could begin next week. Lucky numbers: 3, 17, 26, 36, 44, 45.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 15.
Hidden people: In Iceland, believing in elves is totally acceptable. Icelanders believe elves exist throughout their country. They call them the huldufólk, or hidden people, a term that dates back centuries.
Candy mounds: On Bohol, an island in the Philippines, over 1,260 low, grass-covered hills are spread over 50 square kilometres (19 sq. mi.). In the dry season, the grass turns brown, hence their name: “Chocolate Hills.”
Cricket changemakers: Founded in 2007, the Cricket Warriors are Maasai youth from Laikipia, Kenya. They host cricket camps to encourage peers to tackle social problems. They see cricket as an “agent of change.”
Yummy seafood dish: A famous dish of Singapore is “Singapore Chili Crab.” Its signature sauce contains ingredients that hit the taste buds with a bang, including chilies, garlic, soybean paste, ginger, and shallots.
What a fight: Each August, 20,000 people go to Buñol, near Valencia, Spain, for the world’s biggest food fight. Called La Tomatina, the fight uses the local tomato bounty, and lasts about an hour.
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Nit: “I just flew in from Europe.”
Wit: “I bet your arms are tired.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Randy. Randy who? Randy mile in eight minutes!
Why did the potato chip stop the car? There was a dip in the road.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
Show me a farmer raising sheep for wool and I’ll show you a shear cropper.
Wit: “I bet your arms are tired.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Randy. Randy who? Randy mile in eight minutes!
Why did the potato chip stop the car? There was a dip in the road.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
Show me a farmer raising sheep for wool and I’ll show you a shear cropper.
Trivia Answers: 1. 5 2. Clouds 3. True 4. Celeste 5. 4 (2 per foot)
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June 3 - 9, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Safe surprise: In the Vermilion Heritage Museum in Alberta, Canada, a heavy safe that had defied opening for over 40 years was casually unlocked by Stephen Mills, a visitor with no prior experience in safe-cracking. He spun the dial to a random combination, and to the shock of onlookers, the door swung open. Inside, instead of expected treasures, were merely some old restaurant order slips and a payroll sheet from the 1970s. The safe had been a challenging enigma for professional locksmiths and even the manufacturer, all of whom all tried and failed to unlock its secrets over the years, making the visitor’s casual twist of fate all the more remarkable.
Lipstick lore: Ancient Iranians must have flaunted red lips over 3,600 years ago! The lip colouring emerged from a burial ground in Jiroft, in southeastern Iran, that had flooded and been looted, after which many items were recovered and taken to a local museum. This Bronze Age lipstick is a testament to timeless beauty. Resembling modern-day lipsticks, its hue comes from the mineral hematite, added to quartz, plant wax, and several ingredients that served as darkening agents. While its precise origins remain a mystery, experts believe it belonged to a local Bronze Age civilization. This discovery hints at the social dynamics of the area, where cosmetics played a role in power and authority.
Cat masterpiece: At an auction in New York (U.S.), the “world's largest cat painting” sold for $826,000 (USD). The weight of this mammoth piece, featuring 42 cats on a 6-by-8.5-foot (1.8-by-2.6-m) canvas, required a reinforced wall. Commissioned in the late 1800s by cat enthusiast Kate Birdsall Johnson, who pampered hundreds of feline residents at her summer estate, the painting portrays their luxurious lifestyle. Each cat had a name and recognized it when called, and they were attended by a team of servants. Johnson bequeathed $500,000 in her will for her beloved cats’ perpetual care. That was a purr-fectly extravagant gesture!
Nature’s shield: For years, experts have worried about the Great Wall of China succumbing to nature’s relentless assault. New research unveils a surprising safeguard on earthen sections: a delicate layer of biocrust. Composed of cyanobacteria, moss, and lichen, this natural “living skin” shields the wall from wind and rain erosion. The portions of the wall built with compacted soil and gravel are vulnerable due to their material composition. But the biocrust acts as a natural armour, with some organisms secreting a cement-like substance that fortifies the structure. Tests reveal biocrust-covered areas boast increased strength and stability, offering a glimmer of hope against the march of time.
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”
- Anton Chekhov
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
St. Peter & St. Paul Anglican Church Garage Sale: Held in the Memorial Hall, lower level, 1379 Esquimalt Rd., Sat., June 1st, 9am-2pm. Bring your own bags. Coffee/tea/homemade muffins for sale. Early Birds pay extra.
Strawberry Tea & Craft Fair: Saturday, June 8, 10am-3pm at Church of the Advent, 510 Mount View Ave. Many crafters displaying their talents & the ever popular Bake Table. Info: 250-474-3031.
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Drop-off recyclables at New Life Community Fellowship, 3900 Carey Road @ Tillicum Sat., June 8, 9am-3pm. Info: occbottledrive@gmail.com or 250-532-1921.
Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run is coming to Victoria on Monday, June 24. To learn more and/or to participate, call 250-592-6211 or visit: www.PeaceRun.org/ca
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Information:
victoriabrassband@gmail.com
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk or Ilulissat?
2. Formicary is the technical term for anthill - T/F?
3. The Near Islands are near what land mass?
4. “The Fab Four” was the nickname of which rock group?
5. Which has approximately 27,000 teeth - earthworm or slug?
2. Formicary is the technical term for anthill - T/F?
3. The Near Islands are near what land mass?
4. “The Fab Four” was the nickname of which rock group?
5. Which has approximately 27,000 teeth - earthworm or slug?
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This year is a good opportunity to advance your purpose in this lifetime. However, now you may need to let go of whatever might be holding you back from doing so. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 18, 24, 42, 44.
You may be tempted this week to be a couch potato and ignore your responsibilities. If you dig in, though, your hard work could pay off at the end of the week. Lucky numbers: 16, 20, 32, 33, 36, 39.
The middle of this week may be a good time to set a new intention. What would you like to focus on? Does this goal align with what you love and value? Lucky numbers: 1, 9, 14, 40, 43, 47.
Are you feeling burned out? This weekend may be a good time for Cancer-borns to unplug and reduce your stress level. So focus on carving out space to do so. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 34, 38, 47, 48.
The expression of being “too clever by half” may be a risk for you in the next few weeks. Try to focus on honesty and integrity in your interactions with others. Lucky numbers: 8, 11, 29, 42, 43, 44.
Things may feel chaotic and in flux for the next few weeks, and you might receive a lot of new information. Carefully consider what to accept and what to reject. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 15, 28, 31, 38.
On and off this year, you may find that your relationships are focal points for growth and transformation. Deep conversations now could be key to this process. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 28, 32, 35, 41.
For the next few weeks, be careful of digging in your heels about your side of an argument. If you can’t find a compromise, consider letting it go for the moment. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 18, 27, 28, 44.
Sagittarians like having a coherent worldview. This week may reveal new information about what you believe. Should you incorporate these new ideas? Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 10, 15, 38, 48.
At week’s end, you may feel that your head and heart are out of sync. How might you be able to create balance? If needed, take a deep breath and wait a few days. Lucky numbers: 4, 9, 19, 30, 38, 48.
Important insights may emerge from your unconscious early this week. Ignoring painful information might be tempting, but it could be a catalyst for transformation. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 16, 26, 43, 46.
Pisces are at the halfway mark of a two-plus-year period focused on your relationship to structure and the physical plane. What changes have occurred for you? Lucky numbers: 9, 13, 16, 20, 21, 47.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Cute dolphins: Dolphins are commonly thought of as gray creatures. But the pink river dolphin has freshwater habitats throughout the Amazon and Orinoco river basins in South America. Their survival is under threat.
Quite the load: The annual wife carrying championship in Sonkajärvi, Finland, is a big deal. Since 1992, hundreds of couples have entered the race, with the husband carrying the wife in the 253.5-metre (831.7-ft.) course.
Long tresses: Empress Elisabeth of Austria, known as Princess Sisi, had ankle-length, auburn hair. She was proud of it, though its weight gave her headaches and her hairdresser spent up to three hours on it each day.
Rainbow mountain: Montaña de Siete Colores (Mountain of Seven Colors, or Rainbow Mountain) is a popular Peruvian Andes attraction. The 5,200-metre (17,000-ft.) mountain’s appearance is due to 14 colourful minerals.
Flashes of love: Ever wonder why fireflies emanate flashes of light? Males use specific patterns when looking for mates. If a female flashes back, the twinkling conversation continues until they find each other.
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Only one large petal remained on the old rose. Last bud not least!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vaughn. Vaughn who? Vaughn plus Vaughn equals two!
Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they’d break.
The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
Magician: “I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.”
Little boy: “That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vaughn. Vaughn who? Vaughn plus Vaughn equals two!
Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they’d break.
The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
Magician: “I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.”
Little boy: “That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.”
Trivia Answers: 1. Nuuk 2. True 3. Alaska Peninsula 4. The Beatles 5. Slug
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May 27 - June 2, 2024
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Stellar find: On the third day of his internship at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland (U.S.), 17-year-old Wolf Cukier spotted something extraordinary and his summer became anything but routine. While analyzing star data, Cukier noticed a shadow that hinted at a celestial body, leading to the discovery of TOI 1338 b, a previously unknown planet located 1,300 light-years away. This gas giant is 6.9 times larger than Earth, a size between that of Neptune and Saturn. The significant find proves that fresh eyes and youthful enthusiasm can lead to ground breaking discoveries in the vast expanse of space.
Oink oasis: At a café in Japan, patrons trade lattes for hog hugs. Visitors rave about the tranquillity at Mipig Café in Tokyo, snapping selfies with miniature trotters. Surprisingly clean and cuddly, these pigs charm visitors with their unique personalities. The café is a hit with locals and tourists alike. It charges ¥2,200 (JPY) or about $19 (CAD) for 30 minutes with the animals. Mipig boasts 10 locations across Japan, with more on the way. These micro pigs are no bigger than small dogs and make delightful companions. Pig cafés can offer solace and joy, leaving guests feeling blissfully sleepy and relaxed among the cute little critters.
Ancient echoes: In a tale as tangled as the vines themselves, aerial laser scanning has revealed ancient Amazonian cities, which have been shrouded in mystery for millennia. These pre-Colombian marvels paint a vivid picture of a bustling civilization nestled in Ecuador’s Upano Valley. The discovery, spanning over 300 square kilometres (116 sq. mi.), showcases a network of roads, farmlands, and drainage systems that rival even those of today’s urban planners. Astonished by the sheer scale, scientists now are reconsidering what they thought they knew about the Amazon’s ancient inhabitants. As the jungle’s secrets unravel, clearly the past holds more surprises than ever imagined.
Deep dive: Could the mystery of Amelia Earhart’s vanished plane be unravelling? A crew claims to have stumbled upon the remnants at the ocean’s depths, in the approximate area where Earhart’s plane vanished in 1937. After scouring over 5,000 square miles (13,000 sq. km) of seabed, Deep Sea Vision unveiled a photo with an image that resembles Earhart’s Lockheed 10-E Electra plane. Team leader Tony Romeo asserted confidence in the find, citing the absence of other crashes in the vicinity. Using cutting-edge technology, the crew aims for further exploration. While underwater archaeologists anticipate more evidence, hopes soar for an exhibit at the Smithsonian Institution. For now, it remains a tantalizing deep-sea quest.
“Familiar acts are beautiful through love.” - Percy Bysshe Shelley
“Nothing is impossible. The word itself says, ‘I’m possible.’”
- Audrey Hepburn
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Victoria Arion Male Choir presents Canadian Folk, Sat., May 25, 2pm, Cordova Bay United Church, 813 Claremont Ave. Tickets $20. www.vamc.ca or info@vamc.ca
40th Anniversary Spring Concert: Presented by Greater Victoria Police Chorus, Sat., May 25, 2pm at North Douglas Church, 675 Jolly Pl. Tickets available at the door or through John McVie, 250-686-4969. $25.
Sidney Concert Band presents ‘Broadway on Beacon’: Sunday, May 26, 2pm at Charlie White Theatre, Sidney. Tickets $25 & avail at marywinspear.ca or phone 250-656-0275.
St. Peter & St. Paul Anglican Church Garage Sale: Held in the Memorial Hall, lower level, 1379 Esquimalt Rd., Sat., June 1st, 9am-2pm. Bring your own bags. Coffee/tea/homemade muffins for sale. Early Birds pay extra.
Strawberry Tea & Craft Fair: Saturday, June 8, 10am-3pm at Church of the Advent, 510 Mount View Ave. Many crafters displaying their talents & the ever popular Bake Table. Info: 250-474-3031.
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Drop-off recyclables at New Life Community Fellowship, 3900 Carey Road @ Tillicum Sat., June 8, 9am-3pm. Info: occbottledrive@gmail.com or 250-532-1921.
Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run is coming to Victoria on Monday, June 24. To learn more and/or to participate, call 250-592-6211 or visit: www.PeaceRun.org/ca
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. South America has 3, 4, or 5 time zones?
2. This elephant is a favourite character by children’s writer Dr. Seuss.
3. The citizens of Monaco are called Monocans, Monocytes, or Monégasques?
4. What island nation was named after a Dutch province?
5. A dactylogram is more commonly known as what?
2. This elephant is a favourite character by children’s writer Dr. Seuss.
3. The citizens of Monaco are called Monocans, Monocytes, or Monégasques?
4. What island nation was named after a Dutch province?
5. A dactylogram is more commonly known as what?
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Please be careful with the words you use this week. What you say now could strongly encourage or deeply wound others, or even yourself. Therefore, choosing wisely is important. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 29, 31, 34, 40.
Out-of-the-box thinking is not a natural style for most who are Taurus. At the end of this week, though, you may experience an insight that falls into this unusual category. Lucky numbers: 7, 15, 26, 43, 45, 47.
This week potentially may reveal a hidden opportunity for a new endeavour. To embrace it, you may need to be grounded and choose between a myriad of options. Lucky numbers: 11, 19, 22, 23, 28, 46.
Cancers are often focused on helping others, especially family members. This week may be a good time to solicit allies. But don’t forget your own needs in this process. Lucky numbers: 17, 25, 33, 36, 42, 47.
Your natural energy & enthusiasm may have focused, until now, on your own goals. How could you expand your efforts to help humanity? This week might bring opportunity. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 4, 13, 22, 35.
You may find your mind and emotions in conflict at week’s end. How could you incorporate some intuitive information into your rational view to create more balance? Lucky numbers: 8, 9, 13, 24, 27, 29.
Your normal tact and diplomacy may be tested at the end of the week. To avoid saying something you might regret, please take a deep breath and think before you speak. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 18, 19, 36, 37.
Scorpios sometimes struggle with how to successfully communicate their intuitive insights to others. This week may offer an opportunity for a new approach. Lucky numbers: 4, 12, 17, 18, 38, 40.
Wisdom may be a key word for you this week. Consider making an adjustment in your view or your beliefs. Do you need to seek a mentor, or even to become one? Lucky numbers: 3, 16, 18, 20, 39, 42.
This week’s astrological energy could support your endeavours. To manifest it, you may have to seek help from others on an alternative that you might not consider. Lucky numbers: 6, 22, 28, 35, 38, 43.
Did you have a breakthrough last week on that fear or issue that was holding you back? If so, keep going. If not, you may have another chance this week. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 16, 34, 40, 42.
Continuing from last week, you may be experiencing heightened intuitive and psychic abilities. Are you using this energy well to make progress toward your ideals? Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 17, 31, 39, 48.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Bounce: A trampoline park in Snowdonia, Wales, is named Bounce Below. In an old mining cavern, it’s the world’s largest underground venue of its kind, with over 929 square metres (10,000 sq. ft.) of nets for bouncing.
Early ice cream: Apparently royalty in China made the creamy delicious stuff as early as 618-907 C.E. using heated and fermented milk, with flour and camphor (for flavour). They froze the concoction by mixing salt with ice.
Special sword: Ever since the 1920s discovery of ancient Egyptian King Tutankhamun’s tomb, scientists have examined the iron dagger found inside. The most recent conclusion is that it was made from a meteorite.
Message method: Yodeling has been part of Switzerland’s culture for centuries. While the folk tradition is fun to hear or to try, yodeling began as rural communication between Alpine villages and to call flocks of cattle.
First big hit: Rap music isn’t for everyone, but fans of the genre remember the very first rap song to top the Billboard Hot 100. “Ice Ice Baby” by American artist Vanilla Ice reached Number 1 in 1990.
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The moon saves money by cutting its own hair. How?
Eclipse it.
Show me a man with braces on his teeth and I’ll show you a man who puts his money where his mouth is.
Customer: “Waiter, this plate is wet!”
Server: “Sir, that is your soup.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zipper. Zipper who? Zipper-de-do-dah!
Why couldn’t the archaeologist get promoted? Because his career was in ruins.
Eclipse it.
Show me a man with braces on his teeth and I’ll show you a man who puts his money where his mouth is.
Customer: “Waiter, this plate is wet!”
Server: “Sir, that is your soup.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zipper. Zipper who? Zipper-de-do-dah!
Why couldn’t the archaeologist get promoted? Because his career was in ruins.
Trivia Answers: 1. 5 2. Horton 3. Monégasques 4. New Zealand
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May 20 - 26, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Pretty in pink: A woman from Romania loved trucks so much that she decided to become a driver. But in the male-dominated industry, the woman, whose name is Georgeta, wanted to show her femininity by decorating her truck the way she desired: in pink! As trucking companies would not be amenable to such a colour scheme, Georgeta bought her own truck and is now working for herself. Her truck has a pink paint job, both inside and out. Even the steering wheel and dashboard boast her favourite colour. On her long drives, Georgeta has the company of her two cats: Norocel and Pisy. Georgeta has become known as Trucker Barbie.
Hotel stay: The cost of accommodation is going up everywhere, but a large family in China figured out a way around it. From Nanyang, Henan province, the family of eight moved into a luxury hotel suite that has two bedrooms and a living area. Because they no longer have to pay utilities like heat, electricity, water, and parking, the family can afford this option more easily than living in an apartment. Mu Xue, a family member, claims that everyone loves living in the hotel because it is convenient and comfortable, and that they may stay forever. The hotel gave the family a special rate of ¥1,000 (CNY), approximately $188 (CAD), because of their indefinite stay.
Mistaken identity: For years, the Allentown Art Museum in Allentown, Pennsylvania (U.S.), showcased a painting thought to be the work of a student from the studio of legendary Dutch artist Rembrandt. However, a routine cleaning and restoration project unveiled a secret hidden beneath layers of old varnish. Advanced imaging techniques showed brushstrokes that experts say unmistakably identify the piece as belonging to Rembrandt himself, promoting “Portrait of a Young Woman” from a mere curiosity to a multi million-dollar masterpiece overnight. This discovery not only redefined the museum’s collection, but also reminded the art world of the mysteries that can hide in plain sight.
Seeing things: Most people who are thinking about getting a tattoo don’t consider an image in 3D. But that’s what a tattoo artist from Portland, Oregon (U.S.), has started to make famous. Known as Winston the Whale, this artist uses inks of red and blue to create simple pictures on people’s skin. By overlaying the image in both colours, he produces the 3D look that moviegoers used to see when they wore specially designed glasses. Usually Winston the Whale’s designs are quite simple, ranging from a cactus under a half-moon to spaceships, mountain scenes, a piece of pizza, or a skull. In any case, the viewer’s eye sees what appears to be a three-dimensional image.
“So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great, good fortune.” - Ruth Bader Ginsburg
“Art is not a reflection of reality; it is the reality of reflection.”
- Jean-Luc Godard
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Victoria Arion Male Choir presents Canadian Folk, Sat., May 25, 2pm, Cordova Bay United Church, 813 Claremont Ave. Tickets $20. www.vamc.ca or info@vamc.ca
40th Anniversary Spring Concert: Presented by Greater Victoria Police Chorus, Sat., May 25, 2pm at North Douglas Church, 675 Jolly Pl. Tickets available at the door or through John McVie, 250-686-4969. $25.
Sidney Concert Band presents ‘Broadway on Beacon’: Sunday, May 26, 2pm at Charlie White Theatre, Sidney. Tickets $25 & avail at marywinspear.ca or phone 250-656-0275.
St. Peter & St. Paul Anglican Church Garage Sale: Held in the Memorial Hall, lower level, 1379 Esquimalt Rd., Sat., June 1st, 9am-2pm. Bring your own bags. Coffee/tea/homemade muffins for sale. Early Birds pay extra.
Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run is coming to Victoria on Monday, June 24. To learn more and/or to participate, call 250-592-6211 or visit: www.PeaceRun.org/ca
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Practices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. Where are the islets of Langerhans?
2. What is sought in the opera Parsifal by Richard Wagner?
3. The Leonid meteor showers were named for a Russian scientist - T/F?
4. In 1666, the Great Fire of this city started in a bakery.
5. Whose wife, in the nursery rhyme, could eat no lean?
2. What is sought in the opera Parsifal by Richard Wagner?
3. The Leonid meteor showers were named for a Russian scientist - T/F?
4. In 1666, the Great Fire of this city started in a bakery.
5. Whose wife, in the nursery rhyme, could eat no lean?
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This may be a good time to engage with others about projects that are important to you. However, be sure to remember the adage to think before you speak. Lucky numbers: 14, 17, 21, 43, 45, 46.
Your grounded nature may be spotlighted this week. Seek opportunities to improve your finances or love life. Whatever you pursue should align with your highest values. Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 16, 27, 32, 48.
A lot of energy will be in Gemini for the rest of this year, particularly the next month. This may be an opportunity to highlight your talents, if you choose to seek it. Lucky numbers: 17, 21, 24, 38, 44, 45.
Cancer-borns may tend to prioritize their heart over their head. For a few days at the end of the week, the potential exists to balance your feelings and thoughts. Lucky numbers: 1, 10, 17, 21, 34, 43.
Your natural optimism may be supercharged for the next month. This could be a good time to initiate opportunities to expand your efforts, but be careful of overreaching. Lucky numbers: 5, 17, 19, 24, 25, 35.
For the next month, those around you may be swirling in a flurry of activity. Be sure to recognize when to follow their lead and when to go your own way. Lucky numbers: 11, 12, 14, 37, 41, 44.
Libras like to talk out all aspects of an issue, sometimes ad nauseam. For the next few months, however, you may find that others are more willing to do so than usual. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 17, 19, 27, 35.
At midweek, you may feel very uncomfortable. Taking a few days to examine your emotions may invite some important information that could trigger a significant breakthrough. Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 21, 24, 32, 34.
Did you develop a new set of goals at your birthday about six months ago? If so, what progress have you made since then? Where might you need to correct your course? Lucky numbers: 3, 15, 24, 26, 32, 40.
Capricorns often wish to build a stable and successful foundation in their lives. For a few days at the end of the week, the energy will support this cherished effort. Lucky numbers: 10, 12, 14, 25, 29, 43.
Is there a fear or other issue that has held you back from who you really are? The energy this week is conducive to personal transformation. How might you use it? Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 13, 19, 47, 48.
Your intuitive and psychic abilities may be heightened this week. Planning a positive outlet could help avoid the potential to be overwhelmed by incoming information. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 13, 14, 31, 42.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 17.
Twisting fun: The game “Twister” involves dots on a floor mat and people as the playing pieces. Like its title, people do a lot of twisting. Reyn Guyer invented it in 1964. Charles Foley and Neil Rabens helped with artwork and design.
Lawyer first: American author John Grisham has published more than 50 books. Before writing novels, he was a lawyer, which is why most of his books feature lawyers as main characters. His first bestseller was The Firm.
Blown away: During Paris Fashion Week in 2007, both audience and models were “blown away” by the runway design. Using cyclone technology from his vacuum cleaners, James Dyson created wind machines to blow air at the models.
Sweet goodness: Germany is the home of authentic marzipan, a sweet dessert loved by many. It’s made of only ground almonds and sugar, but many recipes call for other ingredients like egg whites and almond extract.
Big Ben: The clock tower in London, England, affectionately known as Big Ben opened in 1859. The tower’s formal name is Elizabeth Tower. The nickname actually refers to the clock’s 13.7-metric tonne bell inside.
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies.
A long shot was leading the big horse race, but not furlong.
Did you hear about the podiatrist who ran for mayor? He was de-feeted.
Customer: “I’ll have a hamburger.”
Waiter: “With pleasure.”
Customer: “No, with pickles and onions.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise the limit!
A long shot was leading the big horse race, but not furlong.
Did you hear about the podiatrist who ran for mayor? He was de-feeted.
Customer: “I’ll have a hamburger.”
Waiter: “With pleasure.”
Customer: “No, with pickles and onions.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise the limit!
Trivia Answers: 1. Pancreas 2. Holy Grail 3. False 4. London 5. Jack Sprat
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May 13 - 19, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Replicated monument: The Taj Mahal in the city of Agra, India, was built in the 17th century by Shah Jahan, a Mughal emperor, in honour of his wife. It’s a huge tourist attraction because of its history and detailed latticework. But another Taj Mahal exists that is smaller than the original. This one was built more recently by businessman Anand Prakash Chouksey in Burhanpur in the state of Madhya Pradesh. He wanted to present his wife with a special gift, so he had the building constructed on their large property, at a cost of 20 million Indian rupees. The couple lives in the home and allows visitors to come onto the grounds to take pictures.
Costumed chase: Someone at Japan’s Kamine Zoo, located in Hitachi City, may have seen an unusual sight. A zoo worker, dressed in a bear costume, was being chased by other zoo employees and emergency personnel. But the scene was all planned. The zoo and emergency agencies were participating in an escaped animal drill. The scenario was based on the assumption that an extremely intense earthquake could break a glass window and allow a bear to escape from its enclosure. Strategically positioning their vehicles, and using nets, the participants were able to corner the fake bear so they could return it to its enclosure.
Speed traps: In Italy, a criminal has become known as “Flexman.” People gave him the nickname because he uses a tool called an angle grinder, which was invented by a company called Flex, to cut down the poles that hold speed cameras. No one knows who Flexman is, but motorists are fans because they don’t like paying the fines for speeding that’s caught on camera. However, authorities are quite concerned about this vigilante’s actions because he is harming the country’s infrastructure and causing many thousands of euros in damages. Police say the speed traps work to make roads safer because they encourage drivers to slow down.
Food criminal: Eating and running is criminal, but a Dutch man outdid himself by committing this crime 127 times over the course of a few years. The man, from the city of Delft, didn’t cheat the restaurants by dining and dashing. Instead, he would fake illness just before the bill came. In a recent attempt, paramedics were called, but when they found nothing wrong with him, they refused to take him to a hospital. The restaurant owner, feeling sorry for the man, suggested he pay later and took his address. That exposed the scam because he’d given different information to the paramedics. Police investigated and found 127 complaints from other restaurateurs about the man.
“Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.” - Voltaire
“Youth is wholly experimental.” - Robert Louis Stevenson
“Youth is wholly experimental.” - Robert Louis Stevenson
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Pacific Rim Potters Semi-Annual Show & Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. A group of creative well known local potters show off their latest work.
Victoria Horticultural Society Plant Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm, Garth Homer Centre, 813 Darwin Ave. Free parking behind or at Saanich Municipal Hall. Visit: vichortsociety.org
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Please drop-off recyclables at Rona, 850 Langford Parkway on Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm. Info: www.samaritanspurse.ca/occ
Mayday for Mother Earth: Celebrate Mother’s Day plus our planet May 12, noon-4, Royal Bay School, 3500 Ryder Hesjedal Way. Displays, vendors, workshops, panel discussion & documentaries. www.gvclimatehub.com
Victoria Arion Male Choir presents Canadian Folk, Sat., May 25, 2pm, Cordova Bay United Church, 813 Claremont Ave. Tickets $20. www.vamc.ca or info@vamc.ca
40th Anniversary Spring Concert: Presented by Greater Victoria Police Chorus, Sat., May 25, 2pm at North Douglas Church, 675 Jolly Pl. Tickets available at the door or through John McVie, 250-686-4969. $25.
Sidney Concert Band presents ‘Broadway on Beacon’: Sunday, May 26, 2pm at Charlie White Theatre, Sidney. Tickets $25 & avail at marywinspear.ca or phone 250-656-0275.
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Sri Chinmoy Oneness-Home Peace Run is coming to Victoria on Monday, June 24. To learn more and/or to participate, call 250-592-6211 or visit: www.PeaceRun.org/ca
Victoria Brass Band Seeking Players: Seniors playing at seniors facilities. Pratices Mondays, 1:30-3pm. Info: victoriabrassband@gmail.com
Broadview United Thrift Store is Accepting Donations: Open Wed’s, 10-6pm & Sat’s, 10am-4pm. We are collecting gently used clothing & household items through the week. 3703 St Aidans St., enter from Palo Alto St.
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. A team in the sport of curling has 2, 4, or 8 members?
2. _____ is the official name of the surgical procedure called a “nose job.”
3. Which is the only Central American country to not border the Caribbean Sea?
4. The dot over the letters “i” and “j” is called a bittle, sploot, or tittle?
5. Trinitrotoluene is more commonly known as what?
2. _____ is the official name of the surgical procedure called a “nose job.”
3. Which is the only Central American country to not border the Caribbean Sea?
4. The dot over the letters “i” and “j” is called a bittle, sploot, or tittle?
5. Trinitrotoluene is more commonly known as what?
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Do you know what you want to do in this lifetime? In the next few weeks, you may have opportunities to advance this effort, so be sure that you are clear. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 14, 16, 26, 29.
Be open this week to an “aha” moment. As much as you might be tempted, you may want to consider waiting a bit for the idea to settle down before acting. Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 13, 26, 31, 43.
A Gemini mind often races quickly, taking in as much information as possible. However, for the next few weeks, the energetic pattern will encourage you to slow down. Lucky numbers: 11, 18, 23, 33, 44, 48.
In the next few weeks, you may have a good opportunity to present your goals to others. Your communication style might be streamlined and well grounded right now. Lucky numbers: 13, 17, 24, 27, 28, 31.
Your keywords early in the week are leadership and courage. Toward what goal do you want to direct these qualities? How can you use these few days well? Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 18, 24, 26, 32.
In the middle of this week, be sure to pay attention to the little details. Right now, this effort may be focused on your health or on your work routines. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 15, 21, 33, 48.
Finding balance in your relationships may be your focus as the week closes. Is there something you are holding onto that could improve your relationships if you let go? Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 38, 40, 43, 47.
Over the next month or so, you may find your self-image challenged by others. Where might you need to make a change and where should you stand your ground? Lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, 37, 40, 44.
You may find over the next few weeks that you need to adjust your communication style. Doing this might invite help for you to achieve your goals. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 9, 11, 12, 13.
Family issues, particularly regarding one of your parents, may be highlighted over the next six months. You might find yourself going over old ground in these relationships. Lucky numbers: 14, 25, 26, 37, 43, 46.
Pay attention to your intuition this week. Seeing things clearly may be difficult, so consider temporarily postponing important decisions until this dynamic passes. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 17, 24, 38, 44.
This week’s energy may support moving ahead on your spiritual ideals. Focusing on concrete endeavours now could help advance your goals. Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 15, 25, 26, 42.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Mr. Universe: Sean Connery, the Scottish actor who died in 2020 at age 90, wasn’t always known as James Bond. He started out as a bodybuilder, and even competed in the Mr. Universe pageant, which jump-started his acting career.
Filling breakfast: A hearty breakfast in India or East Indian restaurants around the world is a masala dosa. With a batter of rice and black lentils, this crepe is filled with potatoes, onions, and spices, and served with pickles and chutney.
Statue’s footwear: In New York City, the Statue of Liberty has greeted immigrants arriving in the harbour since 1886. The giant lady wears sandals that are 25 feet (7.6 m) long. Her shoe size would be 879!
Get the message: Semaphore flag signaling is a communication system dating to the late 18th century. It was used to carry messages in the French army. Small flags held in various positions represent letters and numerals.
Mouth for liars: The ancient carving Bocca della Veritá (Mouth of Truth) is said to bite off the hands of liars. But it’s actually harmless, even if someone sticks a hand in its mouth. The statue is located at Rome’s Basilica of Santa Maria in Cosmedin.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to be my neighbour?
What’s big, furry, and does a lot of sit-ups? The abdominal snowman.
Going to the Emerald Isle would be fun. Irish I could go this summer.
My teenage daughter thinks I am nosy. At least, that’s what she says in her diary.
Teacher: “You’re late but why are you crawling into class?”
Student: “You said, ‘Don’t anyone dare to walk into class late!’”
What’s big, furry, and does a lot of sit-ups? The abdominal snowman.
Going to the Emerald Isle would be fun. Irish I could go this summer.
My teenage daughter thinks I am nosy. At least, that’s what she says in her diary.
Teacher: “You’re late but why are you crawling into class?”
Student: “You said, ‘Don’t anyone dare to walk into class late!’”
Trivia Answers: 1. Four 2. Rhinoplasty 3. El Salvador 4. Tittle 5. TNT
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May 6 - 12, 2024
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Strange sight: People looking out their kitchen windows in northern Scotland usually don’t expect to see a monkey in their yards. But Carl Nagle, a resident of Kincraig, saw just that. A monkey was by the fence, eating nuts that had fallen from the birdfeeder. Nagle observed that the monkey looked as though he knew he shouldn’t have been there. The little fellow turned out to be an escapee from the Highland Wildlife Park, where a troop of 37 Japanese macaques, also known as snow monkeys, make their home. The Royal Zoological Society of Scotland runs the park, which is located within the Cairngorms National Park in Kingussie.
Sunken dreams: Empires of the Deep was an expensive cinematic venture funded by Chinese billionaire Jon Jiang about a human-mermaid love story. It started as the cornerstone of a trilogy. This ambitious project aimed not only to grace the silver screen but also to launch an animated series, video game, and even a theme park. However, the undertaking encountered turbulent waters. The screenplay underwent 40 drafts, with A-list actors like Sharon Stone and Monica Bellucci briefly flirting with the project before leaving. Directors came and went, and the film languished in post-production for years. Despite an underwhelming trailer, the film has never been released. Watch the trailer...
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Nasal notes: A woman from Aurora, Ontario, Canada, sure knows how to whistle. LuLu Lotus recently earned a spot in the Guinness World Record book with her ability to whistle through her nose. She set the record with a blast that reached 44.1 decibels. Inspired by a documentary she had watched about a person who had set a world record, Lotus knew she could really nose whistle, and when she discovered no one had ever applied for the record, she went for it. She met the strict requirements for earning the distinction by working with Aercoustics Engineering, Ltd., acoustical consultants in the nearby city of Mississauga.
Happy reunion: A dog named Lottie and an escaped male cockatiel called Ernie had a happy reunion in a suburb of Manchester, England. Ernie had disappeared from his home during a storm and was found several weeks later, singing on a bench in a community 6.4 kilometres (4 mi.) away. He was turned over to local animal services, where his chattiness charmed his caregivers. They recorded the bird singing and put the recordings on social media. Ernie’s owners saw it, and soon the bird was reunited with his best friend, Lottie. Now the two are back to their old antics, with Ernie perching on Lottie’s back for free rides.
“Always do what you are afraid to do.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The opposite of war isn’t peace. It’s creation.” - Jonathan Larson
“The opposite of war isn’t peace. It’s creation.” - Jonathan Larson
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Peninsula Singers Presents ‘That’s Entertainment!’: May 3, 4 & 5 at Mary Winspear, Sidney. A spectacular night of music, dance & more! Supporting the SPH & Lions Food Bank. With accompanist Karel Roessingh.
EHS Bottle Drive: To support Esquimalt High School activities. Deposit containers at the EHS Parking lot, 847 Colville Rd., Sat., May 4, 10am–2pm. Weather permitting the EHS AtomSmasher robots will be on display.
The Victoria Horseshoe Club is hosting their first tournament of the season on May 4, starting at 9am. Held at 620 Kenneth St.
Gordon Head Garden Club Annual Plant Sale: Sat., May 4, 9am-12pm at 4105 Lambrick Way. Plants, tools, garden café, floral & more.
Spring ‘Gently Used Clothing & Accessories Sale’: For men, women & children, clothing, shoes & household linens. Held Friday, May 10, 9:30am-4pm & Sat., May 11, 9:30-2pm at St. Patrick’s Church (Lady of Lourdes Hall), 2060 Haultain St. Ample parking & wheelchair accessible.
Pacific Rim Potters Semi-Annual Show & Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. A group of creative well known local potters show off their latest work.
Victoria Horticultural Society Plant Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm, Garth Homer Centre, 813 Darwin Ave. Free parking behind or at Saanich Municipal Hall. Visit: vichortsociety.org
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Please drop-off recyclables at Rona, 850 Langford Parkway on Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm. Info: www.samaritanspurse.ca/occ
Mayday for Mother Earth: Celebrate Mother’s Day plus our planet May 12, noon-4, Royal Bay School, 3500 Ryder Hesjedal Way. Displays, vendors, workshops, panel discussion & documentaries. www.gvclimatehub.com
Victoria Arion Male Choir presents Canadian Folk, Sat., May 25, 2pm, Cordova Bay United Church, 813 Claremont Ave. Tickets $20. www.vamc.ca or info@vamc.ca
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
The Luther Court Community Health Centre offers free health programs open to everyone. Please visit: linktr.ee/luthercourtchc for more info about upcoming programs.
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
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1. Are oboes and bassoons single or double reed instruments?
2. Who was the subject of Auguste Rodin’s sculpture “The Thinker”?
3. This science fiction author co-wrote the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey.
4. Which archipelago nation won independence from the U.S. in 1946?
5. France’s Bordeaux region only produces red wine - T/F?
2. Who was the subject of Auguste Rodin’s sculpture “The Thinker”?
3. This science fiction author co-wrote the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey.
4. Which archipelago nation won independence from the U.S. in 1946?
5. France’s Bordeaux region only produces red wine - T/F?
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This week your unconscious may offer information about an old trauma. How might you use this understanding for your self and to help others with their wounds? Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 18, 27, 29, 32.
A sudden or unexpected opportunity may arrive midweek. This might be a good time to develop a plan to capitalize on it, but perhaps you should wait a bit to begin. Lucky numbers: 7, 17, 27, 29, 33, 36.
At midweek, you may find yourself receiving an avalanche of information. For a few days, try to just let it happen, and then you might be able to sort through it. Lucky numbers: 15, 21, 22, 32, 39, 42.
At the end of the week, you may be feeling that you want to hide in your shell. Retreating for a few days, if you can do so, might be just what you need. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 18, 20, 29, 35.
You may feel stuck in the mud at the beginning of the week. Instead of resisting, try to use it as an opportunity to find any flaws in your plans going forward. Lucky numbers: 8, 20, 25, 27, 39, 41.
Your talent for precise and detailed work may be highlighted. Don’t get so lost in the trees that you can’t see the forest, which is the purpose of the work. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 14, 16, 18, 19.
Libras usually are thoughtful and careful in communication. But early this week, you may find your self being impulsive and or angry, so be aware of this potential. Lucky numbers: 3, 11, 12, 29, 35, 41.
You may feel conflicted this week about what you want. But if you work to understand the source of this issue, you might be better able to find a solution. Lucky numbers: 5, 16, 22, 30, 36, 37.
At midweek, you may find yourself in a stale mate with someone else. If you can’t find a solution with them, try waiting a couple of days for the dynamic to ease. Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 8, 9, 11, 24.
You may run into an obstacle to your efforts at week’s end. Rather than trying to bulldoze through it, is there a gentler approach to resolving the issue? Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 17, 27, 44, 46.
Your humanitarian goals often can be lofty and difficult to attain. The grounded energy in the first half of the week may help you find a new approach to them. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 7, 33, 35, 47.
At the beginning of the week, a grounded energy may help you accomplish a goal that otherwise might be hard for you to manifest on the physical plane. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 16, 24, 33, 39.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Hot shot: American actor, director, and writer Ben Affleck, who commands millions for his work, isn’t just good at Hollywood things. In 2004, he won the California State Poker Championship, earning a cool $356,400.
Wooden barrel maker: Pirates on ships of the past had many roles. On larger ships, the “cooper” was responsible for the wooden barrels that stored food, water, and other items. A very important position indeed!
Shivering: People are bound to get the shivers when reading this fact. In 1947 in Snag, a small village in Canada’s Yukon, a temperature of -63 C (-81.4 F) was recorded. That’s about the same temperature as the surface of Mars.
Big jump: If you thought dogs could jump higher than cats, you’d be wrong. With their powerful back legs, the average cat can jump up to seven times their height, which is much greater than their canine friends.
Red and white: Bird watchers love to spot northern cardinals because of their brilliant red plumage. These birds don’t migrate, so seeing their bright colour against a snowy background is a treat.
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Is there a silent C in Connecticut? No, but there’s a noisy ocean offshore.
When you borrow money, find a pessimist. He won’t expect you to pay it back.
Joe: “When did you decide to be a parachutist?”
Mo: “When the plane caught on fire.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Window. Window who? Window you think we’ll tire of knock-knock jokes?
Why do puffins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have any pockets.
When you borrow money, find a pessimist. He won’t expect you to pay it back.
Joe: “When did you decide to be a parachutist?”
Mo: “When the plane caught on fire.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Window. Window who? Window you think we’ll tire of knock-knock jokes?
Why do puffins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have any pockets.
Trivia Answers: 1. Double 2. The poet Dante 3. Arthur C. Clarke 4. The Philippines 5. False
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April 29 - May 5, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Convenient boogie: There is a big red button located in the washrooms of a chain of convenience stores in the U.S. state of Kentucky that has people dancing up a storm. It seems that the button transforms the bathroom into a disco dance party room. The big red buttons can be found inside Hop Shops and, when pushed, they activate coloured lights, a disco ball, and music. Presto, the room becomes a miniature dance club! The company began with just one disco bathroom, but they were such a hit that now six Hop Shop locations in the north part of the state feature them, attracting disco dancers from far and wide.
Smart birds: Scientists already knew that birds can be pretty ingenious. Now researchers in the Netherlands have found that corvids and magpies sometimes take materials that humans manufacture to keep feathered creatures away, and instead use the items to build nests. Called “evil architecture” by urban designers, structures like metal anti-bird spikes are designed and intended to repel birds from nesting on roofs. But some birds have outsmarted the designers. Instead of staying away, the birds are snatching the spikes and pointing them inward to form lattices for their nests. Magpies are known to build roofs over their nests, too, using things like spiky branches. The birds may even be using these human inventions to deter other birds.
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Big building: An enormous, modern castle, built to look like a medieval gem, is the source of mystery in Poland. Called Stobnica Castle, it is located in the Notecka Forest nature reserve in the western part of the country. Building started in 2015, and in 2018 people started wondering what it was all about. No one knew who owned it or they acquired a building permit. The reserve is protected by the European Union’s Natura 2000 network. Since then, court battles ensued, along with revoked permits and arrests of individuals involved. But construction continued and the mystery remains. The huge building apparently is intended to be a private residence, with 14 floors and a 70-metre (230-ft.) tower.
Trapped raccoon: It was a different kind of emergency, with staff from both the humane society and the fire department in Guelph, Ontario, Canada, coming to the rescue. When a delivery driver discovered a raccoon stuck in a sewer grate, he called the humane society. They responded and realized they’d need the help of the city’s fire department. Personnel worked together to extricate the animal. This wasn’t easy because the raccoon’s fur was covered in ice due to the extreme cold temperatures that day, and the animal was trapped head first, with three-quarters of its body below the sewer grate. After some care by the humane society, the raccoon recovered and was released into the wild. (watch video of similar story)
“Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.” - Friedrich Schiller
“The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them.” - Michel de Montaigne
“The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them.” - Michel de Montaigne
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Saturday, April 27, 1-3pm. Everyone Welcome. Come out & give it a try. 1767 Island Hwy.
Annual Saanich Peninsula Arts & Crafts Spring Show: Held on Saturday, April 27, 10am-6pm & Sunday, April 28, 10am-4:30pm at the Mary Winspear Centre in Sidney. Tickets at the door. For more information:
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Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Sunday, April 28, 1-3pm, 4105 Lambrick Way - Lambrick Park. Come try out lawn bowling & croquet. Instructors on hand. Have fun, meet new friends!
Gordon Head Garden Club meet Wed., May 1, 7-9pm at Gordon Head Lawn Bowling club, 4105 Lambrick Way. Visitors are welcome at no charge.
Peninsula Singers Presents ‘That’s Entertainment!’: May 3, 4 & 5 at Mary Winspear, Sidney. A spectacular night of music, dance & more! Supporting the SPH & Lions Food Bank. With accompanist Karel Roessingh.
EHS Bottle Drive: To support Esquimalt High School activities. Deposit containers at the EHS Parking lot, 847 Colville Rd., Sat., May 4, 10am–2pm. Weather permitting the EHS AtomSmasher robots will be on display.
The Victoria Horseshoe Club is hosting their first tournament of the season on May 4, starting at 9am. Held at 620 Kenneth St.
Gordon Head Garden Club Annual Plant Sale: Sat., May 4, 9am-12pm at 4105 Lambrick Way. Plants, tools, garden café, floral & more.
Spring ‘Gently Used Clothing & Accessories Sale’: For men, women & children, clothing, shoes & household linens. Held Friday, May 10, 9:30am-4pm & Sat., May 11, 9:30-2pm at St. Patrick’s Church (Lady of Lourdes Hall), 2060 Haultain St. Ample parking & wheelchair accessible.
Pacific Rim Potters Semi-Annual Show & Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. A group of creative well known local potters show off their latest work.
Victoria Horticultural Society Plant Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm, Garth Homer Centre, 813 Darwin Ave. Free parking behind or at Saanich Municipal Hall. Visit: vichortsociety.org
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Please drop-off recyclables at Rona, 850 Langford Parkway on Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm. Info: www.samaritanspurse.ca/occ
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. Which is not considered a Balkan State - Macedonia, Austria, or Serbia?
2. In what city is Capitoline Hill?
3. Algae blooms give this sea its name.
4. The spice saffron is harvested from the tulip, lily, or crocus flower?
5. About 1.3 million Earths could fit into the Sun - T/F?
2. In what city is Capitoline Hill?
3. Algae blooms give this sea its name.
4. The spice saffron is harvested from the tulip, lily, or crocus flower?
5. About 1.3 million Earths could fit into the Sun - T/F?
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For the next month, you may have the potential to be running on all cylinders, eager to get things done. If your efforts serve a higher purpose, all the better. Lucky numbers: 10, 32, 34, 37, 40, 42.
Love, joy, and creativity could be your key words for the next few weeks. What might you want to manifest in this regard, and how could you accomplish it? Lucky numbers: 18, 22, 31, 39, 45, 46.
Your self-confidence may receive a boost over the next few weeks. Before this dynamic passes, how might you use the energy to overcome current obstacles? Lucky numbers: 13, 20, 22, 30, 33, 41.
For about the next six weeks, be careful of taking impulsive actions that may substantially increase the risks of a major mistake or accident. Look before you leap! Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 9, 31, 38, 47.
You may feel somber or subdued early this week. While this dynamic might fade in a few days, do these emotions indicate something you need to face now? Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 17, 20, 23, 26.
Have you been living in a fog for the past month? This pattern may be starting to disperse, but you might feel another burst of it during the middle of this week. Lucky numbers: 3, 8, 20, 32, 37, 42.
For the next few weeks, getting your needs met might be a strong desire. This may be a revelation, as Libras often prioritize the needs of others over their own. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 10, 12, 14, 45.
Over the next few weeks, you may encounter a relationship issue. Explore if this could be because your values might not be in alignment with those of your partner. Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 12, 19, 28, 29.
Are you working on a project that could use some assistance from others? This may be a good week to ask for help from those who share your values. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 8, 11, 19, 40.
You may be tempted over the next few weeks to dig in your heels with others about a goal. Are there common values to build a win-win solution with them? Lucky numbers: 20, 23, 32, 34, 42, 46.
You may experience a conflict this week with your relationship or finances. This situation might reflect an issue in your psyche that needs to be addressed. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 11, 14, 15, 41.
The beginning of the week may offer a brief window for an opportunity to advance your higher ideals. Don’t let your fears discourage or hold you back now. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 15, 17, 27, 43.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
Older and heavier: Research on aging in America shows older folks are becoming overweight. A study by the National Center for Health Statistics found that 40% of all Americans between ages 65 and 74 are overweight.
American money: In the U.S., paper currency is comprised of up to 75% cotton and 25% linen. The cotton, and especially the linen, increases the durability, flexibility, and distinctive look and feel of the bills.
What’s the difference? Alpacas and llamas are two very similar creatures, but alpacas are considerably smaller than llamas and were bred specifically for their fibre. Alpaca fibre is used to make a wide range of knitted items.
Pickle power: Who knows what power pickles hold? Julius Caesar and other Roman emperors must have thought they held a lot, because they fed pickles to their legions, believing the crunchy food increased their strength.
Wooded land: Getting lost in the woods can be a bit too easy, and especially so in Canada. The North American country boasts almost 10% of the world’s total forest cover. What a lot of trees!
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Why didn’t the monocles get together? They didn’t want to cause a spectacle.
I’m competing in the stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Did you hear about the King Arthur stamp? It’s for over knight delivery.
Bell: “Are you a toe dancer?” Bill: “Why, no.”
Bell: “Then please get off my toes!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I come!
I’m competing in the stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Did you hear about the King Arthur stamp? It’s for over knight delivery.
Bell: “Are you a toe dancer?” Bill: “Why, no.”
Bell: “Then please get off my toes!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I come!
Trivia Answers: 1. Austria 2. Rome 3. Red Sea 4. Crocus 5. True
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April 22 - 28, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Retired flavours: Ben & Jerry’s, renowned for its offbeat ice cream, adopts a unique approach to discontinued varieties with their “Flavor Graveyard.” Located at the Ben & Jerry’s Factory in Waterbury, Vermont (U.S.) and also pictured on a dedicated page on the company’s website, the Graveyard features granite headstones with epitaphs honouring the legacy of “dearly de-pinted” flavours. The Graveyard started in 1997 with only four flavours but now lists 35 like Wavy Gravy, Dublin Mudslide, Economic Crunch, and Holy Cannoli. The Flavor Graveyard attracts visitors from across the world, allowing ice cream enthusiasts to pay respects to retired recipes. Recently, the flavour What a Cluster was laid to rest with an actual ceremony.
Big find: A diamond about the size of a candy gumdrop was discovered by a French tourist visiting the Crater of Diamonds State Park in Murfreesboro, Arkansas (U.S.). The man had experience panning for gold and searching for ammonite fossils, so he knew how to go about things. He rented a diamond hunting kit from the park and set to work. A recent rain had washed away dirt and uncovered heavy rocks, leaving minerals and diamonds lying near the surface and making the search a bit easier. He intends to have the brown, 7.46-carat rock cut into two diamonds, one for his fiancée and another for his daughter.
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Lost wallet: A Chicago woman who lost her wallet during a visit to Arizona had it returned, 29 years later! A man from Mesa, Arizona (U.S.), was diving and kayaking in the Salt River not far from the Goldfield Mine in Apache Junction. He was with six family members when he found the wallet, about 15 feet (4.5 m) below the surface. Spending time on the water is the family’s favourite pastime and they often find rings, jewelry, and fishing rods. But this time they were glad to see that the wallet included a driver’s license, which allowed them to search online for the owner, and eventually return the wallet to her.
Furry heirs: One wealthy woman in China seems to love her pets more than her three children. The Shanghai woman, with the surname Liu, has an estate worth $2.8 million and wrote a will to leave her fortune in the care of a local veterinarian appointed as the will administrator. The vet is responsible for the care of her pets. The woman was motivated to make the unusual choice because she claimed her offspring seldom contacted her and didn’t visit or care for her when she became ill. Liu had wanted to leave her money directly to her pets, but that was illegal.
“If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.” - Euripides
“The action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest numbers.” - Francis Hutcheson
“The action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest numbers.” - Francis Hutcheson
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Island Showcase 2024 Plastic Model Contest & Show: Presented by International Plastic Modellers Society on Sat., April 20, 9am-5pm at Archie Browning Sports Centre, 1151 Esquimalt Rd. www.ipmsvictoria.ca
Free Family Concert, Music & Motion hosted by Westshore Community Concert Band on Saturday, April 20, 2pm at St Mary of the Incarnation, 4125 Metchosin Rd.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Club Open Houses: Sunday, April 21 & Saturday, April 27, 1-3pm. Everyone Welcome. Come out & give it a try. 1767 Island Hwy.
Annual Saanich Peninsula Arts & Crafts Spring Show: Held on Saturday, April 27, 10am-6pm & Sunday, April 28, 10am-4:30pm at the Mary Winspear Centre in Sidney. Tickets at the door. For more information: www.spacsociety.com
Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Sunday, April 28, 1-3pm, 4105 Lambrick Way - Lambrick Park. Come try out lawn bowling & croquet. Instructors on hand. Have fun, meet new friends!
Gordon Head Garden Club meet Wed., May 1, 7-9pm at Gordon Head Lawn Bowling club, 4105 Lambrick Way. Visitors are welcome at no charge.
Pacific Rim Potters Semi-Annual Show & Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. A group of creative well known local potters show off their latest work.
Victoria Horticultural Society Plant Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm, Garth Homer Centre, 813 Darwin Ave. Free parking behind or at Saanich Municipal Hall. Visit: vichortsociety.org
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Please drop-off recyclables at Rona, 850 Langford Parkway on Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm. Info: www.samaritanspurse.ca/occ
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. Fictional character James Bond briefly was married to “Tracy” - T/F?
2. The game cribbage is played with a board, pegs, and _____.
3. In which city can you visit the Prado art museum?
4. A brachialis is a tendon, ligament, or muscle?
5. This ancient Greek physician is called the father of western medicine.
2. The game cribbage is played with a board, pegs, and _____.
3. In which city can you visit the Prado art museum?
4. A brachialis is a tendon, ligament, or muscle?
5. This ancient Greek physician is called the father of western medicine.
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Have you not been entirely truthful about some thing, either to yourself or to others? Now may be a good time to correct the situation and put it behind you. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 14, 20, 43, 45.
The potential exists, early in the week, for you to uncover an opportunity. This may come to you out of the blue or may require you to take a leap of faith. Lucky numbers: 1, 11, 32, 35, 37, 44.
Are you having trouble making a choice about something important? The answer may become apparent if you use your belief system to examine the situation. Lucky numbers: 13, 16, 18, 28, 40, 48.
Your head and heart may be out of sync at the end of the week. Try not to let the dissonance negatively impact you, since this phase could pass in a few days. Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 22, 37, 43, 46.
At the start of the week, your unconscious may reveal information that may be upsetting to your self image. How can you integrate rather than fight this insight? Lucky numbers: 1, 3, 8, 24, 41, 46.
Your natural work and communication style may be “slow and steady wins the race.” But this week, the energy might help you pick up the pace with success. Lucky numbers: 2, 12, 23, 30, 32, 47.
Your feelings may be particularly intense early in the week. Is an under lying issue begging for a resolution? How can you use these emotions to facilitate change? Lucky numbers: 10, 18, 21, 26, 30, 45.
If you set new goals during your birthday month, this may be a good week to consider completing projects that support those objectives. Lucky numbers: 11, 13, 18, 25, 27, 38.
A few weeks ago, you may have experienced a challenge to your belief system. If needed, the energy at the end of this week could help you support your beliefs. Lucky numbers: 9, 15, 17, 26, 31, 37.
If you have been working hard and are running out of steam, hang on for a little bit longer. At the end of this week, help may be on the way for a few days. Lucky numbers: 15, 16, 39, 42, 43, 47.
Are your endeavours out of sync with your highest ideals and values? Now may be a good week to forge a new path that gets you back on track and in alignment. Lucky numbers: 16, 18, 19, 33, 38, 39.
Translating ideals from the ethereal realm onto this plane can be a challenge for Pisces. The energy this week may help you, so try to take advantage of it. Lucky numbers: 3, 10, 12, 13, 21, 33.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 11.
Hawaiian dessert: Anyone visiting Hawaii (U.S.) should try its famous Haupia pie. This decadent, layered dish starts with a pie crust, usually followed by coconut and chocolate pudding, topped with whipped cream.
Peace prize: Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is better known as Mother Theresa. Born in 1910 in what is now North Macedonia, she became a nun at 18 and worked in the slums of India, which earned her the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979.
Waiting for visitors: During Canada’s 1967 centennial, the town of St. Paul, Alberta, celebrated by building the world’s first UFO landing pad. No extra-terrestrial visitors have been sighted, but thousands of humans have taken a look.
Indoor plant: Indoor gardeners might want to try growing a bamboo plant. These attractive plants like indirect light and don’t need much water. Avoid using water with fluoride and chlorine. Bottled is the best choice.
Crispy snack: A traditional Portuguese dish is bolinhos de bacalhau, also called pastéis de bacalhau. These are fritters made with cod, potatoes, onions, eggs, parsley, and spices, then deep fried.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball!
Why did the farmer plough the field with a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Paul Revere always carried a handkerchief. He was, after all, the town crier.
Customer: “I suppose you call this modern art?”
Art Dealer: “No, it’s a mirror.”
People say I look better without my glasses on. But I just can’t see it.
Why did the farmer plough the field with a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Paul Revere always carried a handkerchief. He was, after all, the town crier.
Customer: “I suppose you call this modern art?”
Art Dealer: “No, it’s a mirror.”
People say I look better without my glasses on. But I just can’t see it.
Trivia Answers: 1. True 2. Cards 3. Madrid, Spain 4. Muscle
5. Hippocratesse
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April 15 - 21, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Weird calls: Most people call emergency services for very legitimate reasons. The Welsh Ambulance Service decided to publicize some of the weirder, less legitimate reasons that folks call the 999 emergency number. Authorities want to spread the message that inappropriate calls may result in a delay in helping others with genuine emergencies. Some examples of silly calls include one caller who had eaten too much kebab and had an upset stomach. Another call for help was because they had gotten their ring stuck on their finger. Additionally, there was a fellow who got his hand stuck in his mailbox and a woman who had lost her dentures and wondered if she might have swallowed them.
Lots of Lego: Every kid loves Lego, right? Miloš Křeček, who lives in the Czech Republic, is a verified holder of a Guinness World Record because he owns nearly 7,000 different Lego sets. The man got his first set when he was 5 years old and has been collecting them ever since. You can imagine that those many Lego sets would take up most of your home, which is why Křeček established his first Museum of Bricks in Prague. He followed that by opening more branches in his homeland; currently, the museum has sites in five cities. The collector says he purchased about 90% of the sets, and the rest were gifts.
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Long overdue: Hearing about library books being returned decades after their due date is not uncommon. At a library branch in Laurel, Maryland (U.S.), a CD reappeared after 35 years; its original check-out date was in January 1989. The CD was British band Pink Floyd’s 1975 album “Wish You Were Here.” It was recently returned in excellent condition; the only sign of aging was that the CD booklet had yellowed. The library’s tracking system had somehow missed cataloguing the item as missing, and the facility has not stocked CDs for five years because most people no longer have players for them. So this “late return” won’t be going back on the shelf.
Bird whisperer: A scientist in Tokyo went the extra mile to study the language and behaviour of tit birds. For an entire year, the scientist would head into the Nagano Prefecture’s woodlands wearing a bird mask over his head. His intention was to trick the creatures into letting him get closer. Bird behaviour specialists and ornithologists believe that some birds are so smart they can recognize human faces and can make warning cries to their fellow feathered friends. To his disappointment, the birds did eventually detect the scientist and started sounding the alarm.
“As for the future, your task is not to foresee it, but to enable it.”
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
“The influence of a beautiful, helpful, hopeful character is contagious, and may revolutionize a whole town.” - Eleanor H. Porter
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Island Showcase 2024 Plastic Model Contest & Show: Presented by International Plastic Modellers Society on Sat., April 20, 9am-5pm at Archie Browning Sports Centre, 1151 Esquimalt Rd. www.ipmsvictoria.ca
Free Family Concert, Music & Motion hosted by Westshore Community Concert Band on Saturday, April 20, 2pm at St Mary of the Incarnation, 4125 Metchosin Rd.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Club Open Houses: Sunday, April 21 & Saturday, April 27, 1-3pm. Everyone Welcome. Come out & give it a try. 1767 Island Hwy.
Annual Saanich Peninsula Arts & Crafts Spring Show: Held on Saturday, April 27, 10am-6pm & Sunday, April 28, 10am-4:30pm at the Mary Winspear Centre in Sidney. Tickets at the door. For more information: www.spacsociety.com
Pacific Rim Potters Semi-Annual Show & Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. A group of creative well known local potters show off their latest work.
Victoria Horticultural Society Plant Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm, Garth Homer Centre, 813 Darwin Ave. Free parking behind or at Saanich Municipal Hall. Visit: vichortsociety.org
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Please drop-off recyclables at Rona, 850 Langford Parkway on Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm. Info: www.samaritanspurse.ca/occ
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, until June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. The Forbidden City is located in the capital of what country?
2. In 1975, Angola won independence from Belgium, Portugal, or Germany?
3. How many squares are usually on a bingo card?
4. Elisha G. Otis invented the escalator, passenger elevator, or home blender?
5. A coral reef is a plant - T/F?
2. In 1975, Angola won independence from Belgium, Portugal, or Germany?
3. How many squares are usually on a bingo card?
4. Elisha G. Otis invented the escalator, passenger elevator, or home blender?
5. A coral reef is a plant - T/F?
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Have you put a plan into place yet, for the next year, to advance your values and life purpose? If not, this is the week when that train may be leaving the station. Lucky numbers: 1, 4, 5, 9, 10, 18.
Your birth month is a good time to set goals for the next year. This year, you may want to focus on an area that expands your comfort zone into new horizons. Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 13, 27, 35, 41.
Geminis can have difficulty bringing their ideas to fruition. How might you use the next month’s energy, which could encourage you to create a more grounded reality? Lucky numbers: 5, 8, 18, 19, 28, 35.
Over the next month, you may want to create some thing new and unique. Such endeavours are not limited to art. Give your self time and space to nurture this impulse. Lucky numbers: 2, 9, 16, 21, 36, 40.
You may be tempted early in the week to toot your own horn. While this may be justified, you might be better off asking someone else to sing your praises. Lucky numbers: 4, 11, 15, 17, 30, 41.
The past month may have left you feeling confused and muddled. This dynamic might continue for a few more weeks, but mid week could offer a brief respite. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 22, 25, 31, 38.
Your natural diplomacy and tact may be heightened at the end of the week. For a few days, this could provide you an opportunity to make headway on a relationship issue. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 16, 27, 42, 45.
Now is about six months after your birthday. Did you put a new plan into place at that time? How well is it going and what might you need to adjust? Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 14, 22, 38, 46.
You may feel stressed and lacking confidence in yourself at midweek What behavioural change might you implement to mitigate this dynamic? Look inward and ask. Lucky numbers: 9, 17, 18, 19, 41, 42.
Do you define success as recognition and material resources? Midweek may offer a chance to focus your ambition on some thing with a higher purpose. Lucky numbers: 15, 18, 29, 42, 43, 48.
You may run into challenges at week’s end. Stop and ask if they reflect some underlying fear that you have. If so, tackle that fear to help resolve the situation. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 13, 22, 27, 31.
If you actively seek it, you may find an opportunity this week to shine. Communicate to others what you are looking to accomplish and ask their help for your goal. Lucky numbers: 5, 11, 18, 30, 40, 41.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 9.
Egg phobia: Alfred Hitchcock, famous for his scary movies, was himself frightened of a common item: eggs! He was quoted as saying he was “worse than frightened” of them, calling the yolk’s yellow liquid “revolting.”
Good soup: Mexicans love to enjoy a big bowl of pozole. The main ingredient of this soup-like dish is hominy, large dried corn kernels. Other ingredients might be meat, seafood, herbs, lettuce, onion, avocados, lemon, and more.
Nice gesture: U.S. musician Billy Joel reserves the front row tickets to his shows. Before the show begins, his staff finds avid fans who could only afford back row seats. Some fans, to their amazement, get moved to the front row.
Less lean: In December 2001, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy reopened after experts spent over 10 years working to ensure it was safe for the public. At the time, the “lean” on the tower was considered dangerous.
Cool sleep: How about sleeping in a hotel made completely of ice? Hôtel de Glace in Québec City, Québec, Canada, is the place to go. From January to March, it welcomes overnight guests who may enjoy its Grand Hall, chapel, ice slide, and Ice Bar.
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Ernie: “My uncle can play the piano by ear.”
Bernie: “That’s nothing. My uncle can fiddle with his whiskers.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open this until your birthday.
How did the magician cut the sea in half? He had a sea saw.
What happened to the duck who flew upside down? He quacked up.
Do you know how long cows should be milked? The same way as short cows.
Bernie: “That’s nothing. My uncle can fiddle with his whiskers.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open this until your birthday.
How did the magician cut the sea in half? He had a sea saw.
What happened to the duck who flew upside down? He quacked up.
Do you know how long cows should be milked? The same way as short cows.
Trivia Answers: 1. China 2. Portugal 3. 25 4. Elevator 5. False
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April 8 - 14, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Alpine office: Hold on to your office chairs! A Chinese advertising agency is being accused of taking “remote work” to a new level by literally relocating its entire operation from a city business district to a remote mountain area. Former employees are crying foul play, alleging that the relocation was a plot to make them voluntarily pack up their desks so the company could avoid layoffs and compensation. In what can only be described as an uphill battle, the agency’s move made the daily commute a two-hour trek, each way, especially challenging for those without a personal car. Now, that’s taking “remote” work to new heights!
Bite and run: Residents of the small town of Vastogirardi, in the Molise region of Italy, could not figure out why they often would go out to their cars only to discover their tires had been slashed. The residents of the peaceful little village were scratching their heads and beginning to fear there was evil intent behind the strange and consistent vandalism. Finally, cameras were set up and undercover patrols assigned to the case. They quickly discovered the culprit: a dog with a very sore set of teeth. Apparently the canine suffered from gingivitis and was biting into the tires to relieve the pain.
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Bad example: Marathon runners are not likely to be chain smokers. The two habits simply don’t go together. But for a 52-year-old Chinese marathon runner known as Uncle Chen, now dubbed Smoking Brother, lighting up before the race and even chain smoking during the race was common. He recently ran the Xiamen Marathon in Beijing and did it in three hours and 33 minutes. However, officials made the decision to issue him a two-year ban from their races, and voided his time and ranking from the event because smoking while on the track was considered to be a punishable behaviour due to its impact on the other 1,500 runners.
Impolite parrots: Most of us are brought up being told to “mind our manners.” Somehow, a flock of eight parrots at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in eastern England did not get the message. Or, they got the message but refused to listen, and continued to flaunt their “fowl” speech. Park officials had attempted to curb the African grays’ behaviour with reprimands like time outs. But to no avail. Now, instead of trying to keep the offending parrots away from the well-behaved ones, park employees have decided to try a new experiment: move the naughty parrots in with the 92 polite parrots in the hopes they will pick up better manners from their feathered peers. Time will tell.
“Write your sad times in sand, write your good times in stone.” - George Bernard Shaw
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.” - Mahatma Gandhi
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.” - Mahatma Gandhi
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, April 2 to June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Bottle Drive: Fundraiser to support Esquimalt High School student activities. Deposit containers at the Esquimalt High School Parking lot, 847 Colville Road, Saturday, April 6, 10am–2pm.
The Victoria Arion Male Choir & Special Guests ‘Men of Notes’, Saturday April 6th, 2:30pm. Victoria Christian Reformed Church, 661 Agnes. Tickets $20. For more information: www.vamc.ca or info@vamc.ca
Vic West Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Come out & enjoy an introduction to lawn bowling on April 7, 10am-12:30pm, 95 Bay St.. Parking at Vic West Park parking lot. Members will provide a short instruction so you can throw a few bowls.
Free Family Concert, Music & Motion hosted by Westshore Community Concert Band on Saturday, April 20, 2pm at St Mary of the Incarnation, 4125 Metchosin Rd.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Club Open Houses: Sunday, April 21 & Saturday, April 27, 1-3pm. Everyone Welcome. Come out & give it a try. 1767 Island Hwy.
Annual Saanich Peninsula Arts & Crafts Spring Show: Held on Saturday, April 27, 10am-6pm & Sunday, April 28, 10am-4:30pm at the Mary Winspear Centre in Sidney. Tickets at the door. For more information: www.spacsociety.com
Pacific Rim Potters Semi-Annual Show & Sale: Sat., May 11, 10am-4pm at Knox Presbyterian Church, 2964 Richmond Rd. A group of creative well known local potters show off their latest work.
Bottle Drive to Support Operation Christmas Child: Please drop-off recyclables at Rona, 850 Langford Parkway on Sat., May 11, 10am-2pm. Info: www.samaritanspurse.ca/occ
Magic Wand for Grad Students: We make sure that all students can attend their prom. We supply like-new dresses, tux’s & accessories for a small fee & make dreams come true. All students are eligible. Contact esurerus@telus.net for an appointment.
BCSS Youth Between the Ages of 8 & 18? Have a loved one with a mental illness? Join our mental health literacy groups for education & coping strategies in your community. More info at bcssyouth.org or email manager@bcssyouth.org
1. In A Christmas Carol, who was Jacob Marley’s business partner?
2. Which British TV show featured John Cleese as a hotel owner?
3. Joseph Glidden invented the first successful paperclip, remote control, or barbed wire?
4. Keflavik is the largest airport in what country?
5. What body of water washes upon the western shore of Australia?
2. Which British TV show featured John Cleese as a hotel owner?
3. Joseph Glidden invented the first successful paperclip, remote control, or barbed wire?
4. Keflavik is the largest airport in what country?
5. What body of water washes upon the western shore of Australia?
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Be careful, especially at midweek, of impulsively speaking or taking action without first thinking it through. If you can’t stop yourself, be sure to have a plan B. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 9, 32, 38, 40.
This week may offer a sudden insight about potential opportunities. Carefully consider the pros and cons. If some thing feels right to you, perhaps proceed with it. Lucky numbers: 8, 15, 23, 30, 38, 48.
At midweek, your mind may be running at break neck speed. Take a deep breath and wait. Any important insight you receive should still be there in a few days. Lucky numbers: 7, 22, 31, 32, 35, 46.
Your emotions may be particularly volatile at week’s end. Be careful about saying something that you can’t retract. Perhaps postpone that conversation for a few days. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 10, 25, 39, 45.
Your innate enthusiasm and joy may get an extra boost right now. How might this temporary energy help you accomplish something new for yourself and others? Lucky numbers: 6, 10, 12, 26, 35, 41.
Are you feeling frustrated and in opposition to something or someone? If you can’t find a win-win outcome, you may want to wait a few days to proceed. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 7, 11, 26, 32.
Libras tend to prioritize good relations with others over their own desires. If this applies to you, midweek may offer an opportunity to negotiate what you need. Lucky numbers: 3, 5, 6, 10, 38, 43.
Are obstacles preventing you from getting on the same page with someone else about a problem? How might your view point be adjusted to facilitate a solution? Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 12, 27, 28, 48.
A solid set of beliefs is often important for Sagittarians. You might be challenged this week. Are your prior beliefs still valid or do you need to reconsider them? Lucky numbers: 16, 20, 23, 27, 33, 39.
Your heart and mind may be out of sync at the end of the week. To create balance, you might want to lean into more emotional expression at this time. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 31, 34, 42, 43.
Humanitarianism can be an important life theme, though your approach may be detached. Now maybe you can add some fire to jump start your endeavours. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 15, 16, 39, 43.
In the last few weeks, have you been implementing opportunities that manifest your ideals into the world? What steps might you take before this energy passes? Lucky numbers: 9, 16, 18, 20, 28, 32.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 35.
Toothache troubles: If you lived in Germany during the Middle Ages, you might have been one of the many people who believed that kissing a donkey would take away toothache pain. If the donkey kicked, that could be a different matter!
Scrumptious meal: Pork pies are a staple of British cuisine. The dense pastry is filled with minced pork belly or shoulder that is seasoned with nutmeg, salt, and pepper. Savoury jelly is added after cooking.
Sleeping patterns: Most people try to get eight hours of shut-eye every night. Famous painter Leonardo Da Vinci, like many other geniuses, favoured a 20-minute power nap every four hours. That’s not much sleep!
Unique license plates: For many years in Nunavut, a territory in Canada’s far north, drivers had unique license plates on their vehicles. Most plates are rectangular. But until 2012, Nunavut license plates were shaped like a polar bear.
Main course: Lots of people enjoy dining on chicken cordon bleu, that delicious combination of chicken, ham, and cheese that is breaded then fried or baked. The dish’s origins are in Switzerland.
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A couple went to a party dressed as a barcode. They decided they were an item.
Sign on the house: “Drums for Sale.”
Sign on the house next door: “Yay!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Does Zany body have carrots? I’m hungry.
What sort of shoes does Winnie-the-Pooh wear? None, he has bear feet.
What’s yellow and swings through the jungle smelling of almonds? Tarzipan.
Sign on the house: “Drums for Sale.”
Sign on the house next door: “Yay!”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Does Zany body have carrots? I’m hungry.
What sort of shoes does Winnie-the-Pooh wear? None, he has bear feet.
What’s yellow and swings through the jungle smelling of almonds? Tarzipan.
Trivia Answers: 1. Ebenezer Scrooge 2. Fawlty Towers 3. Barbed wire 4. Iceland 5. Indian Ocean
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April 1 - 7, 2024
Greater Victoria Edition
Long walk: April 1, 2024 marks the 50th anniversary of James “Jim” Micheal Clarkson’s step by step adventure across Turtle Island. His adventure started with the intention of wanting something to do, so he reached out to Bata Shoes and they were more than willing to sponsor his adventure. Leaving April 1, 1974 from Mile 0 (Victoria, BC) with a few family members waving him off, he spent the next 9 months and 4 pairs of shoes walking the Trans-Canada Highway until he reached Nova Scotia. When talking about the map of Canada he says he doesn’t see roads but rather all the faces of the people he met along the way. Clarkson’s niece, Amber, refers to her uncle Jim as the Great Jimbo and a great man.
Screen to sanctuary: As a teen actress in the 1957 film Loving You, newcomer Dolores Hart kissed Elvis Presley, marking her Hollywood debut. Her nine more films hinted at a glittering career. But while portraying St. Clare in Francis of Assisi in 1964, she met Pope John XXIII and told him of her role. He proclaimed, “No, you ARE Clare!” This helped redirect her path. Hart then broke an engagement, bid adieu to acting, and became a nun at the Abbey of Regina Laudis in Connecticut (U.S.). She did attend the 2012 Academy Awards, where God Is the Bigger Elvis, a documentary chronicling her journey, earned an Oscar nod.
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Shadowy art: Can shadows made from cut up cardboard boxes be considered art? To followers of a Japanese man named Kuronushi, the answer is a resounding “yes!” Kuronushi arranges pieces of cardboard in various ways. The seemingly mismatched piles of material don’t look like anything unusual. But shine a light on the creations, and the shadows on the wall become art. One of Kuronushi’s shadows reveals a pirate ship and, when the pile of cardboard is rotated, the ship turns into the pirate Jack Sparrow from the movie Pirates of the Caribbean. The artist also created Harry Potter shadow art, to the delight of his fans.
Costly fix: Hiring a tradesman to come fix something can get pretty expensive these days, but it’s not usually something to go berserk about. Not so for a man in Malaga, Spain. The fellow realized he had a broken pipe that needed tending, so he called a local plumber. When the tradesman arrived, he took a look at the job and provided a quote. However, the man was not impressed and got quite angry at the cost of the job. He was so irate, in fact, that he held the plumber hostage. Luckily, neighbours in the apartment building heard the ruckus and called police, who were able to intervene and arrest the angry man.
“It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it.” - Amelia Barr
“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.” - Cicero
“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.” - Cicero
FREE listings for non-profit community events. Please email, 25 words or less, to: events@myCoffeeNews.ca (no attachments). Deadline Tuesdays noon.
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, April 2 to June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Gordon Head Garden Club meet Wed., April 3, 7-9pm at Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club, 4105 Lambrick Way. Visitors welcome at no charge. Includes a parlour show, raffle & speaker program.
John York ‘Songs of the Sixties’ & ‘York Does Dylan’: Best known for his work as a member of The Byrds. Held Friday, April 5, 7:30pm. Dinner starts at 6pm at Sports View Lounge, Oak Bay Rec Centre. Tix avail at the Rec Centre.
Bottle Drive: Fundraiser to support Esquimalt High School student activities. Deposit containers at the Esquimalt High School Parking lot, 847 Colville Road, Saturday, April 6, 10am–2pm.
The Victoria Arion Male Choir & Special Guests ‘Men of Notes’, Saturday April 6th, 2:30pm. Victoria Christian Reformed Church, 661 Agnes. Tickets $20. For more information: www.vamc.ca or info@vamc.ca
Vic West Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Come out & enjoy an introduction to lawn bowling on April 7, 10am-12:30pm, 95 Bay St.. Parking at Vic West Park parking lot. Members will provide a short instruction so you can throw a few bowls.
Free Family Concert, Music & Motion hosted by Westshore Community Concert Band on Saturday, April 20, 2pm at St Mary of the Incarnation, 4125 Metchosin Rd.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Club Open Houses: Sunday, April 21 & Saturday, April 27, 1-3pm. Everyone Welcome. Come out & give it a try. 1767 Island Hwy.
Annual Saanich Peninsula Arts & Crafts Spring Show: Held on Saturday, April 27, 10am-6pm & Sunday, April 28, 10am-4:30pm at the Mary Winspear Centre in Sidney. Tickets at the door. For more information: www.spacsociety.com
1. Each player in chess has how many pieces?
2. Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of what?
3. What was Juliet’s last name in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet?
4. What does IBM stand for?
5. Actor Boris Karloff famously portrayed Lurch, Frankenstein’s monster, or Wolf Man?
2. Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of what?
3. What was Juliet’s last name in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet?
4. What does IBM stand for?
5. Actor Boris Karloff famously portrayed Lurch, Frankenstein’s monster, or Wolf Man?
(see bottom for answers)
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Your birthday month is a good time to develop new goals. In addition, the end of this week may be a good time to plan how to work toward them. Lucky numbers: 9, 12, 17, 19, 25, 38.
For the next few weeks, be on the lookout for an opportunity to achieve a long held or heartfelt goal. You may need to be proactive and seek it out. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 11, 12, 21, 29.
You may find yourself eager to manifest every thing you desire over the next few weeks. Perhaps take a step back and prioritize what is most important now. Lucky numbers: 10, 18, 24, 32, 33, 42.
By default, Cancers often place heart over head in decision making. But early this week, you may have an opportunity to play with balancing that dynamic. Lucky numbers: 5, 10, 27, 28, 43, 44.
You may have a continued opportunity to reach beyond yourself and expand your role in the world. Be sure your efforts in this regard align with your values. Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 11, 26, 27, 32.
Midweek, your normally detailed and disciplined thought process may feel confused and muddled. Take a deep breath. This might pass in a few days. Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 14, 27, 36, 39.
Over the next few weeks, you may feel in a stale mate about how to proceed in some area of your life. Be sure to look to your values in order to find a solution. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 13, 14, 26, 29.
Do your current endeavours reflect your heart? If not, consider making an adjustment to find the courage to bring your life in alignment with who you are now. Lucky numbers: 15, 24, 28, 32, 37, 40.
Things may go fairly smoothly for you over the next few weeks. How ever, there might be an opportunity, if you seek out its potential, to reach the next level. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 13, 14, 26, 29.
Early in the week, your ability to dig in and push past obstacles to achieve success may be heightened. Don’t neglect your connection to others in the process. Lucky numbers: 15, 24, 28, 32, 37, 40.
What are you passionate about achieving? This week may offer an opportunity to start a process toward bringing transformational change for you and others. Lucky numbers: 13, 30, 33, 39, 44, 45.
Are you clear about how you want to proceed next? Now may be a good time to communicate with others to find an opportunity to achieve a common goal. Lucky numbers: 6, 13, 17, 35, 44, 47.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 17.
To the grave: In ancient Egypt, the dead took their recipes to the grave with them, literally. Researchers have found hieroglyphs on the walls of tombs that depict recipes for food, believed to have been used as references for the afterlife.
The john: Societies use many names for the word toilet, but one of the most popular is “the john.” That’s because Sir John Harrington designed the first flushing toilet in 1596. He was one of Queen Elizabeth I’s godchildren.
Started early: American Selena Gomes, born in 1992, has become one of the biggest stars of her generation. She got her acting start at a young age, appearing on the children’s television show Barney and Friends from 2002 to 2004.
Big headache: World War II Italian dictator Benito Mussolini wouldn’t eat mashed potatoes. That’s because he claimed they caused him to have migraine headaches.
Donut lovers: Canadians really like their donuts, those round, yummy, sweet, spongy cakes with a hole in the middle. In fact, Canada boasts more donut shops per capita than any other country in the world.
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Mutt: “I wish I were in your shoes.”
Nutt: “Why would you want to be in my shoes?”
Mutt: “Mine have holes!”
Why did the hedgehog say, “Ouch”? He put on his coat inside out!
You can have my chimney for free. It’s on the house!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nose. Nose who? Nose any knock-knock jokes?
Mutt: “I wish I were in your shoes.”
Nutt: “Why would you want to be in my shoes?”
Mutt: “Mine have holes!”
Why did the hedgehog say, “Ouch”? He put on his coat inside out!
You can have my chimney for free. It’s on the house!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nose. Nose who? Nose any knock-knock jokes?
Trivia Answers: 1. 16 2. The number 13 3. Capulet 4. International Business Machines 5. Frankenstein’s monster
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Belly dance: Massachusetts Institute of Technology has developed a new high-tech diet pill that vibrates after it’s swallowed. VIBES (Vibrating Ingestible BioElectronic Stimulator) activates stomach receptors to induce a sense of fullness. Featured in the journal Science Advances, VIBES is hailed as a potential breakthrough in weight loss technology. With human trials pending, initial tests on pigs showed that 30 minutes of VIBES activity resulted in a 40% drop in food consumption. The mechanism works by tricking stomach stretch receptors. This signals the hypothalamus to produce hormones that create the sensation of being full. The innovation holds promise as a novel approach to trimming down, with a dance-worthy twist.
Autumn colours: Many countries take pride in their colourful autumn foliage, but nothing can really beat the gingko biloba tree in the village of Bangye-ri in Gangwon Province, South Korea. The tree is thought to be over 800 years old, and is a designated national monument. It measures 33 metres (108 ft.) high. In the fall, its leaves turn a blazing yellow-gold. As they fall, they leave a yellow carpet on the ground around the tree. In the last few years, visitors have been flocking to the tree, even though no restaurants or convenience stores are nearby. Legend has it that the tree grew from the cane of an ancient Buddhist monk.
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Ugly fountain: Sculptures are often commissioned for special anniversaries. That’s what happened in Vienna, Austria, when authorities wanted to mark 150 years of the city’s renowned modern water system. The commissioned piece is a fountain, but critics say it is extremely ugly. Costing €1.8 million, the fountain consists of 33 very unusual “humanoid” figures that encircle the spouting water. Gelitin is the Viennese artist group that designed the piece. While the selection jury liked the “togetherness” idea of the design, the public does not like it at all. There has been much backlash, including by opposing political parties, about the installment.
Alligator trick: If the temperature drops low enough in Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina (U.S.), the ponds at Swamp Park Outdoor Adventure Center can freeze. So what are the 12 resident alligators to do? The animals have an ability to go into a state called brumation. They can survive because they protect themselves by sticking their snouts up into the air above the water. That way, they can breathe while the water freezes around them. Visitors to the park can just see the snouts peeking above the ice. The alligators at the park can’t be returned to the wild for various reasons, so the park protects and cares for them.
“Joy is not in things; it is in us.” - Richard Wagner
“One changes from day to day… every few years one becomes a new being.” - George Sand
“One changes from day to day… every few years one becomes a new being.” - George Sand
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Light & Energy Wellness Event: Mini treatments, holistic products, psychic & tarot readings. Local vendors & door prizes plus all day free workshops. March 23, 10am-5pm at Da Vinci Centre, 195 Bay St. Advance Tickets at: www.LightandEnergy.ca or purchase at the door for $10.
Memory Café Victoria: 10-week social & arts program for people living with memory loss & their care partners. Socializing, learning & engaging in the arts, April 2 to June 6. For more info: dsheets@uvic.ca
Gordon Head Garden Club meet Wed., April 3, 7-9pm at Gordon Head Lawn Bowling Club, 4105 Lambrick Way. Visitors welcome at no charge. Includes a parlour show, raffle & speaker program.
John York ‘Songs of the Sixties’ & ‘York Does Dylan’: Best known for his work as a member of The Byrds. Held Friday, April 5, 7:30pm. Dinner starts at 6pm at Sports View Lounge, Oak Bay Rec Centre. Tix avail at the Rec Centre.
The Victoria Arion Male Choir & Special Guests ‘Men of Notes’, Saturday April 6th, 2:30pm. Victoria Christian Reformed Church, 661 Agnes. Tickets $20. For more information: www.vamc.ca or info@vamc.ca
Vic West Lawn Bowling Club Open House: Come out & enjoy an introduction to lawn bowling on April 7, 10am-12:30pm, 95 Bay St.. Parking at Vic West Park parking lot. Members will provide a short instruction so you can throw a few bowls.
Free Family Concert, Music & Motion hosted by Westshore Community Concert Band on Saturday, April 20, 2pm at St Mary of the Incarnation, 4125 Metchosin Rd.
Juan De Fuca Lawn Bowling Club Open Houses: Sunday, April 21 & Saturday, April 27, 1-3pm. Everyone Welcome. Come out & give it a try. 1767 Island Hwy.
Annual Saanich Peninsula Arts & Crafts Spring Show: Held on Saturday, April 27, 10am-6pm & Sunday, April 28, 10am-4:30pm at the Mary Winspear Centre in Sidney. Tickets at the door. For more information: www.spacsociety.com
1. What horse race was established at Pimlico Race Course, in Maryland (U.S.), in 1873?
2. Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison, or Albert Einstein invented the phonograph?
3. Australia and Antarctica are drifting closer - T/F?4. In 1928, Col. Jacob Schick patented the hair dryer, electric razor, or blender?
5. Who wrote The Metamorphosis?(see bottom for answers)
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Unresolved wounds from the past often block our compassion for others. This week may be a good time to work on breaking through this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 12, 13, 15, 17, 29, 33.
At midweek, look for an opportunity to accomplish a goal that is close to your heart. This may require you to take a risk outside of your comfort zone. Lucky numbers: 6, 8, 16, 21, 32, 37.
Your head and heart may be out of sync at week’s end. If you can’t resolve this stalemate, you may want to wait a few days to make important decisions. Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 18, 32, 41, 48.
The Cancer-born often focus on home and family. At week’s end, however, you may find that you have a desire for a journey, for either travel or study. Lucky numbers: 10, 11, 13, 17, 23, 41.
An event this week may encourage you to reach outside yourself and consider your role in the world. Achieving this may require an adjustment in your viewpoint. Lucky numbers: 1, 9, 30, 31, 37, 45..
Virgos can be reluctant to act unless everything perfectly lines up, which might be rare. Consider taking a leap of faith in the coming weeks, but bring a parachute. Lucky numbers: 4, 10, 12, 26, 40, 47.
Have you reviewed the goals and plans you set at your birthday? Is one of them close to completion? If so, now may be a good week to cross the finish line. Lucky numbers: 5, 6, 15, 20, 35, 39.
Midweek, others may refuse to see the truth of a situation. If you can’t achieve consensus, consider stepping back for a few days until this energy passes. Lucky numbers: 8, 13, 14, 29, 37, 38.
Week’s end may provide a monthly opportunity to make an emotional reset. Is there an issue about which you should take a deep breath and find a new approach? Lucky numbers: 3, 4, 10, 15, 29, 31.
Capricorns often have a serious demeanour, aimed at accomplishment. Some times cutting loose and being joyful is OK. Week’s end may be a good time for that. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 23, 31, 35, 36.
In 2024, Pluto begins a 20-year journey through your sign, inspiring a humanitarian evolution. How can you contribute to this and where should you begin? Lucky numbers: 11, 16, 18, 23, 27, 29.
Pisces can fall into a navel gazing trap, excessively contemplating the state of the world. The next few weeks may offer a strong opportunity for action. Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 16, 29, 32, 37.
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 31.
Getting rich: National Basketball Association All-Star Lebron James’s 2015 Nike sneakers endorsement deal could earn the U.S. basketball star over $1 billion before retirement. That’s a lucrative business arrangement and a big number!
Borrowed words: About 60% of English words have Greek or Latin roots. In science and technology, that figure is over 90%. The direct influence of the classical languages began in the Renaissance and continues today.
Hit the road: Route 66 is one of the most famous highways in the U.S. The 2,448-mile (3,940 km) road was featured in the 1946 hit song “(Get Your Kicks On) Route 66,” as well as the Route 66 television series.
Bath time: Canada has a unique place for people who like to bathe in cold water. Bathtub Island in Lake Superior, in Ontario, is so named because high waves from the lake wash over and fill its basin shape, creating a natural bathtub.
Saving whales: Mr. Splashy Pants was the name given to a humpback whale by Greenpeace in its 2007 Great Whale Trail Expedition campaign to raise awareness about the threatened whales. The campaign was successful: the whales are no longer hunted.
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Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
Did the drill finally finish its supper? Every last bit.
Mother: “Can you explain this D and F on your report card?”
Child: “Yes, it stands for ‘Doing Fine.’ ”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gable. Gable who? Gable to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
Tom couldn’t figure out how to repair the washing machine, so he threw in the towel.
Did the drill finally finish its supper? Every last bit.
Mother: “Can you explain this D and F on your report card?”
Child: “Yes, it stands for ‘Doing Fine.’ ”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gable. Gable who? Gable to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
Tom couldn’t figure out how to repair the washing machine, so he threw in the towel.
Trivia Answers: 1. Preakness 2. Thomas Edison 3. False 4. Electric razor
5. Franz Kafka
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